Best of the Worst: Suburban Sasquatch

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  • The group dissects one of their absolute favorite terrible movies, Suburban Sasquatch! The terrifying story of a guy in a shitty gorilla costume ripping rubber arms off terrible actors!
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  • @reopuraimu4962
    @reopuraimu4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    The "costume designer" saying she had always dreamed of working on "a Dave Wascavage film" makes me think this has got to be a joke.

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Reo Puraimu her segment is from a Christopher Guest movie, that line, the shitty costume, completely glazing over Sasquatch’s breasts... I cant

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wmwinterbottom , I bet Rich wishes he was completely glazing over Sasquatch's breasts

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      “We share a lot of the same sentiments towards Sasquatch”

    • @thatonedude9744
      @thatonedude9744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Having seen the first Dave movie, Fungicide, it looks like it’d be a ton of fun to work on a Wascavage production, I get being excited. Especially if they’re local

    • @patbren293
      @patbren293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think he obviously just told her to say that

  • @JoshDosh
    @JoshDosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Remember when Sasquatch fought D.B. Cooper at a gay house

    • @JohnSmith-tr9us
      @JohnSmith-tr9us 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So that's why Rich Evans called it "Sack Squatch" instead of Sasquatch, makes sense.

  • @rexmundi3108
    @rexmundi3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    Lets just consider the fact that the director had an actual police cruiser for the movie. Couldn't get uniforms or holsters. But he got a police cruiser,

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol

    • @madmehr
      @madmehr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mattcrosby2310 fuck off.... are you for real?

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It's wicked easy to get a police cruiser, just go to a police auction. They sell them dirt cheap when they're done with them, but they remove the paint though. Cop uniforms have to be special ordered through only a couple companies, and you need proof you're affiliated with the police.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@mattcrosby2310 "A belt from a surplus store" and "some black Rothco jackets with Milkwaukee police patches" isn't expensive though.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@mattcrosby2310 Cool, but no one cares about the stitching on overpriced fashion statements.
      Any generic black pleather holster, some empty pouches, a cheap belt, and a pair of trousers or jeans with black jacket or raincoat is fine.
      You can get a good, workable police uniform for like $50 tops at a surplus shop. Maybe another $50 for specific patches and a holster. Throw in random boots and it's fine.
      No one with a social life will be able to tell the difference on camera, or if they do, they won't care.
      The funny thing is that since cops are a captive market they're being taken for a ride by everyone from the city council, data storage services for body cams, and their own uniform suppliers.
      Imagine paying $200 for a $20 shirt. Lol.

  • @Mxlsptlk
    @Mxlsptlk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    One of the most amazing things about this movie is the director's decision to spend a lot of time and effort 3D modeling a net over the sasquatch only to have it look way worse than an easily obtainable, cheap, prop net.

    • @GreenDinoRanger
      @GreenDinoRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      And the sasquatch itself under said net also looks like it was put in there post production. When one guy pokes at it with the gun, the whole section of the body kind of morphs inwards

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      And they throw an actual net over him in the previous shot.

    • @williamskay109
      @williamskay109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Etalex yeah but it’s like the smallest net ever made, it barely covers Suburban Sasquatch’s head 😂

    • @graumail
      @graumail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@williamskay109 It has to be that they just didn’t want to shell out the $300 for a big fancy net, when Dave can just cobble it together for free on his break from Foot Locker.

    • @barnabascoal3897
      @barnabascoal3897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *L0L'Ss*

  • @tenezacarichard502
    @tenezacarichard502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    i love how in the trivia on IMDB about Surburban Sasquatch, it says its a biopic about Rich Evans

    • @richardlilley8587
      @richardlilley8587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Richard Tenezaca that was me. Your welcome

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I can die a satisfied man now

    • @andrewpridmore1803
      @andrewpridmore1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@richardlilley8587 "shocking accurate"

    • @yellowteethvillage8671
      @yellowteethvillage8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@richardlilley8587 you're my hero

    • @XXSaberFaulSoul
      @XXSaberFaulSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@richardlilley8587 k

  • @Synnamon27
    @Synnamon27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Mike laughs like a proud dad when Jay told that miscarriage joke

  • @ethan.branthoover3460
    @ethan.branthoover3460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I got the sasquatchs roar as my text notifications and it's made my life immensely happier

  • @AnthonySimeone
    @AnthonySimeone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    The juxtaposition of the entitled suburban woman eating a hot dog and sasquatch eating a person is high art, indeed. Deep stuff, very symbolic.

    • @liquidchris5215
      @liquidchris5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      driving their toy chandelier round in their 90s ford suv is a realistic way of showing how opulent the entitled are

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dare thy say;
      It broke...
      _…New Ground..._

    • @manlymcstud8588
      @manlymcstud8588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liquidchris5215 not a toy chandelier, just one you'd find at a garage sale for five bucks.

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very allegorical

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The angle on the hot dog woman was so vulgar. Why did he have to get right in there so close up on her chomping the dog?

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    Pocahonduras.

  • @GatlingSmash
    @GatlingSmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    Um, ACTUALLY, the dog's death scene is an objection to the domestication of nature. You just don't understand it because you don't appreciate nature.

    • @GatlingSmash
      @GatlingSmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Well, if I had to support my joke argument... I'd say the scene applies the survival of the fittest into a setting in which it's rarely seen in a brutal demonstration of the relentlessness of nature's inhabitants? Hence we witness the pathetic death of a defenseless creature whose ancestor, ironically, is a majestic alpha predator.

    • @millenniumhandandshrimp2610
      @millenniumhandandshrimp2610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd like to know, are you another "fuck nature" right wing person, or are you just commenting on the fact that this movie is mind boglingly horrendous?

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nature

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So we must get nature to fight nature, because ... nature

    • @RoyalFlush270
      @RoyalFlush270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Suburban Sasquatch.

  • @DooLittleDoesNothing
    @DooLittleDoesNothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Can't believe y'all forgot to mention arguably the best line of the entire movie where the mom tells the kid "Monsters are not real, like the boogeyman or your father. They're not really there."
    Like even if that's a line that was supposed to be funny it's made a thousand times funnier by how incompetent everything surrounding it is.

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Shame, because that’s a legitimately a good joke

  • @graumail
    @graumail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Dave Wascavage has said the budget for this film was $540, most of it food for the actors. It took a year and a half to make.

  • @gabrieljones7414
    @gabrieljones7414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    I love that the dog walked away in embarrassment after the production designer said "I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wackdanivich film."

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *westcabbage

    • @leeshang6419
      @leeshang6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *Miscarriage

    • @jorgevillanueva1426
      @jorgevillanueva1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Maybe it was David Carradine's dog

    • @liquidchris5215
      @liquidchris5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what the fuck, theres more? middle class mothra? affluent aliens?

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Wascalanski. He got in trouble for propositioning a 13-year-old sasquatch.

  • @jonnybaynham1689
    @jonnybaynham1689 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's so dense, every single frame has so many things going wrong"

  • @callumforbes4369
    @callumforbes4369 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I'm a currently raising a nearly 2 month old baby, and the smile the sasquach noises in this give her are almost as wide as the ones she gets when Rich laughs. This video is a great father daughter bonding experience.

  • @sentinelmoonfang
    @sentinelmoonfang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    I just watched this movie tonight with some friends, because for some reason we hadn't had enough dumpster fire with the Super Bowl. You guys left out the part that gave us the hardest laughs. We joked the whole time about the grandma character being the director's mom. Not only was that actress the director's mom, but she is also credited with catering. She literally baked Little Dave Wascavage and his friends cookies while they made their little Bigfoot picture. There are, in fact, at least four separate Wascavages in the credits. These Wascavages are a national treasure and I cannot wait to see the next Dave Wascavage feature.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Well they dont want to spoil the entire movie

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's honestly kinda sweet and I can't blame them

    • @spitefulbirb
      @spitefulbirb ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JeanMarceaux It goes past pathetic and becomes kinda endearing a bit lol.

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf ปีที่แล้ว +45

      For real though she's a good mom for supporting her son no matter how bad it was.

    • @twilightcitystudios
      @twilightcitystudios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A true family run small biz film production.

  • @autumnhippie4104
    @autumnhippie4104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4871

    I can always tell who edits the episode. Looks like a professional and well put together video? Jay did it. Filled with close ups of reactions and embarrassing loops of people? Definitely Mike.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      Autumn Hippie Mike likes having fun at other people's expense, especially Rich's. So I totally get his editing.

    • @autumnhippie4104
      @autumnhippie4104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      I agree. His editing is hilarious.

    • @fishblades
      @fishblades 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      It is pretty interesting we can tell who is editing because of their style. I'm glad they take turns. So far Mike has the best edit though. Parole force violators: even. So fucking funny.

    • @Modzorz
      @Modzorz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      "edited by jay bauman"
      Whoopsiedaisy

    • @WatrDragn
      @WatrDragn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Are the ones with the star-wipes Jack, or am I just hoping they are?

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    The nature undertones are a bit more subtle than Avatar and Princess Mononoke.

    • @davidkrocks
      @davidkrocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Poisonedblade let’s face it, we only have nature left to make any difference on mankind

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But not as subtle as Birdemic. Nothing is though.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This movie has so many heart-felt moments, it's hard not to get emotional.

    • @franesustic988
      @franesustic988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And way more subtle than Nausicaa

    • @brianlawson3757
      @brianlawson3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes. So subtle; it's almost as if the natural undercurrents are not there at all. Hmmmn, this film is so incredibly deep in it's narrative that one must watch it several times to truly grasp the full tale that's being told here....now where's my bong?

  • @That2J
    @That2J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I'm so glad Jack hadnt seen this movie beforehand.
    He's the everyman character the audience can project themselves onto.
    And his reactions are priceless.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jack is adorable with his flamboyant reactions to the movies and especially when he has something he really wants to say to the other guys.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His home alone face he keeps pulling in some of the reaction shots kill me every time

    • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
      @IanMHaraldsonDecker ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he seems like a cool dude

    • @Rakehell_OW
      @Rakehell_OW ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s like a human C3P0 but more swishy somehow

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . . RrrroarrrROrrrrrrrrrr . . . .

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Its more like
      ROAR-OR-OR-OR-OR

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All thats missing is a record skip at the end to really seal the deal

    • @andrewhaywood531
      @andrewhaywood531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your sasquatch is flooded, push in the choke.

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's burned into my mind

    • @paulcampbell8696
      @paulcampbell8696 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I love that there is a link under this comment that says "Translate to English"
      And I clicked it with high hopes.

  • @dead123456789
    @dead123456789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    "David Miscarriage"
    I legitimately spit out my food at that XD

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This film was one of those anyway...

    • @fellowdude7295
      @fellowdude7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The head of Scientology made Suburban Sasquatch.

    • @martinsorenson1055
      @martinsorenson1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fellowdude7295 Maybe it's about something even WE can't understand!!!

    • @DangerMenace
      @DangerMenace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why? Was it undercooked?

    • @vladmomot5058
      @vladmomot5058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And You haven't eaten since yesterday, too

  • @timur7381
    @timur7381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    God damn, Space Cop out takes look like Bladerunner cuts next to this.

    • @noahdienel2598
      @noahdienel2598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So, still shit? :P

    • @CharlesM1992
      @CharlesM1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Did you just call Bladerunner shit? >:C

    • @swiftlymurmurs1825
      @swiftlymurmurs1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Noah Dienel The Blade Runner story may be confusing, convoluted and boring to some, but you must admit the movie is very pretty

    • @scooperfield
      @scooperfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New Blade Runner, right? :)

    • @thegreywanderer8427
      @thegreywanderer8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's because all the scenes of Space Cop are actually cut out of the Blade Runner 2049. True fact.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Five years later, and I still laugh out loud when I hear "we share a lot of the same sentiments on sasquatch."

  • @jarekveles7159
    @jarekveles7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Director: Dave Wascavage
    Writer: Dave Wascavage
    Editor: Dave Wascavage
    Camera: Dave Wascavage
    Music composed by: Dave Wascavage
    Now that's what I call commitment to art.

  • @LittleJimmy835
    @LittleJimmy835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I _refuse_ to believe a movie this bad could be made unintentionally. Christ, it's actually HARDER to do a fake CGI net on the ground then to just use the real one you clearly already had on set in the previous shot! How the hell could you do that by accident?

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe the director thought the real net didn't look right in that angle. He could have adjusted it but probably it was too late to go back and change it.

    • @samtackmier9274
      @samtackmier9274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      LittleJimmy835 I wonder if there was a continuity error? Some mix up that they forgot to put the net on the sasquatch in the second shot, so that wascally wascovich took it upon himself to render a creepy crawley net!

    • @9ZenMedia
      @9ZenMedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The way the costume designer talks seems so much like a parody of Hollywood pretentious blabbering it’s got to be a massive prank on the world.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The existence of Dangerous Men disagrees.

    • @Flaileigh
      @Flaileigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The commentary reminded me of the one from Pig Hunt. It was so adamant that I'm not sure if it was a parody or not. (I was impressed with the pig puppet seeing as it wasn't CGI and looked good)

  • @KidzBopOfficial
    @KidzBopOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I don't know if I already commented this or just thought I did, but this review made me recommend Surburban Sasquatch for my mom, who loved exactly this kind of movie. She watched it during her last year of life and was so absolutely thrilled by it-- So, thank you guys for introducing me to something that made an awful year just a little bit more enjoyable for her.

  • @TheM00ndawg
    @TheM00ndawg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    One episode they should cut all Rich's dialogue, except for him laughing.

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Are you kidding? And miss gems like the fart bags?

  • @QTPiNintendofan
    @QTPiNintendofan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    The best terrible movies are the ones that had creators who genuinely cared about what they were doing. The most hilarious atrocities--ones like The Room, this film, or Birdemic--are genuine efforts to entertain or spread a message. This movie is a beautiful mess!

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah definitely. It’s like watching a five year old singing there heart out off key at a recital, it’s both pathetic and rather adorable.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same with Troll 2

    • @liquidchris5215
      @liquidchris5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and people try to do that on purpose and its just boring, like birdemic 2, like they become self aware and try to play along with the joke but it just feels pathetic

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Space cop

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@liquidchris5215 This is why I didn't watch sharknado or any of that stuff. It's not fun to me when they're doing it deliberately.

  • @Pepemarcaacme
    @Pepemarcaacme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Its "La Pollohontas". Female. Hugs from Mexico, let me get back to my indian chief

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tell your chief i said hi.
      And to send money, need moeny NOW!SSETT$

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean your Indian-Italian Chief?

    • @Pepemarcaacme
      @Pepemarcaacme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheKML777 Hey, c' man. Stap breakin mah balls.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's either La Pollahontas or El Pollohontas, not La Pollohontas. You hack fraud.

    • @Pepemarcaacme
      @Pepemarcaacme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ramseydoon8277 Pollohontas is a proper name, dumbell

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Suburban Sasquatch totally got a critical hit with that arm throw!

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is that a Seinfeld Junior Mint reference?

    • @Ironfistfilms
      @Ironfistfilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Poisonedblade no, its when Georges Dad got Fusilli Jerry stuck up his ass.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL, I remember that!

    • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
      @MSF_Soldier_Alligator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He rolled a 20.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He could have killed Lord Soth, but he chose the fisherman instead.

  • @ethantrulson3213
    @ethantrulson3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    What’s funny about the production designer saying “I’ve always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film” is that, at the time of Suburban Sasquatch being filmed, Wascavage only had one other film out.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      People wanted to work with Tarantino after Reservoir Dogs also.

    • @talkinghoorse6936
      @talkinghoorse6936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@CelestialWoodway Dave Wascavage truly is the next Tarantino.

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was probably Dave's former babysitter

    • @jesseperry9602
      @jesseperry9602 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah...I think that gave away the game a little. Up until then I could buy that this was just the work of a complete incompetent...but you can't get me to believe that line is genuine.

    • @cyborgoftheyear
      @cyborgoftheyear ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's one of the things that makes me think this might have all been a prank pulled on Wascavage.

  • @stevenvictoria9568
    @stevenvictoria9568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love Jack's horrified expression while everyone around him laughs.

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Whoa, the behind the scenes videos of the Director talking about it is insane. This is next level forms of arrogance and complete detachment from reality. It makes Tommy Wiseau look humble in comparison.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes obviously not being serious.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@benjammin3381 Definitely is

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s all just an elaborate goof. He intended the thing to be all time bad and the directors commentary is a tongue in cheek jab at self important morons like Paul Feig.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if he was joking you think he’d have more comedic material out there, even just a couple of skits on TH-cam or something. Seems to just direct crap movies

  • @tHustr4
    @tHustr4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You know Jay had been preparing that "Miscarriage" joke for a long time.

  • @joehollingsworth4502
    @joehollingsworth4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Rorororowwr roro--owwwr--"
    - Suburban Sasquatch, dir. Dave Wascavage, 2004

  • @MidlandsMovies
    @MidlandsMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    This may just be the best triple-joke from RLM ever
    Jay: "Looks like a confessional tape from someone admitting to murders"
    Jack: "Just off screen is a lamp made from a face"
    Mike: "...I wanna talk about why I did what I did"
    * Rich Evans laugh *

    • @XXSaberFaulSoul
      @XXSaberFaulSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Å

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      C-c-combo

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I wanna tell you why I did what I did" ಠ_ಠ

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aaahzpervect5755because mainstream success doesn't come just out of nowhere. You can be the funniest person ever, but if you're not working to a mainstream medium you won't appeal to a mainstream audience.

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeltje50 im also glad they Didnt. You have to earn their laughter

  • @JessFlix
    @JessFlix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    It's great to see a film who's CGI holds up so well over time.

    • @Demigod_3scrub
      @Demigod_3scrub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JessFlix Its so dense..

    • @MadsBoldingMusic
      @MadsBoldingMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Indeed! It was terrible then, and now - all these years later - it's still terrible.

    • @trumantheodorefruitty596
      @trumantheodorefruitty596 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *whose

    • @kibnob
      @kibnob 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MadsBoldingMusicstate of the art CGI eventually looks dumb; this will always be hilarious

    • @MadsBoldingMusic
      @MadsBoldingMusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kibnob I hope you're not implying that SS had state of the art anything, because there - my good man - I have to draw a line in the sand

  • @Captroop
    @Captroop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    34:43 "His shirt is very large." The way Jay says that just cracks me up every time!

  • @jayreagan5999
    @jayreagan5999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Half the view count on this episode is me watching it 4 times a day cuz this is one of the best episodes

  • @davidlawrence5
    @davidlawrence5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    As a physician I can tell you with certainty that when the left handed species of Suburban Sasquatch, or 'Southpaw Squatch' in medical terminology, tosses a human arm directly into the sternum of a living being the victim will perish before hitting the ground. It really fuckin' hurts too.

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Appeal to authority fallacy. Let's see a source.

    • @cyborgoftheyear
      @cyborgoftheyear ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a medical records clerk with a medical terminology certificate which I received 12 years ago, and haven't studied up on since, I'm not so sure I can agree with your premise. If Wascavage's in-depth research for this film is to be believed, it seems that if a Sasquatch, even the predominantly left-handed "Southpaw Squatch", which you referenced, softly lobs a human forearm directly into a human sternum, the victim of said trauma is immediately plunged into what appears to be a form of medically induced coma, via the magic of nature one might assume (perhaps one could call it a Sasquatch induced coma), in such a manner that they can avoid brain death even while positioned face down and prone in a creek for several hours, with absolutely no need for oxygen, and will regain consciousness several hours later with no side effects. The victim certainly initially presents as exhibiting all of the hallmarks of being deceased, but as we are able to gather in the excellent example which Wascavage provides, this condition is purely temporary in duration in the case of a Sasquatch attack. It honestly might not be a bad idea to return to the old tradition of "safety coffins" in Sasquatch infested areas.

  • @farmzombie
    @farmzombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I want to see Zaat Vs. Suburban Sasquatch. It would be better than anything Dark Universe comes up with.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Will they be introduced at a cocktail party hosted by Torgo?

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In the end they have to team up to fight Rawhead Rex.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelkemel9711 Theodore* Rex
      FTFY

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Jesus this is so hardcore, I’ve never seen a horror movie where people get their limbs torn off multiple times in a row

  • @user-qo6dh2ot4h
    @user-qo6dh2ot4h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Children of Men doesn't have shit on this movie's car scene

  • @lyubit9841
    @lyubit9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm impressed that they resisted the urge to zoom in and repeat rich's Hotdog Eating Gesture at 23:53 , but then again Jay edited it so maybe things would be different had Mike been at the pc

  • @danieldashefsky3214
    @danieldashefsky3214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The Sasquatch does not approve of gay marriage has to be the best sentence of all time

  • @capnkaos5676
    @capnkaos5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Every time Mike laughs my cold, dead heart warms just a bit.

    • @jetydosa1
      @jetydosa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol. well put.

  • @barthalamewburt3912
    @barthalamewburt3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "It's much too large. His shirt is very large, Jack." 34:36 I just want to bookmark this because I love the way he said it.

  • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
    @IanMHaraldsonDecker ปีที่แล้ว +157

    its insane how dispassionate this film is. every scene, every cut, every special effect came from an incredibly passionate man. this is a chris chan type experience

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I feel what you're saying, but Dave is a *functioning* , talentless, weirdo. He has the ability to communicate with humans.
      Chris Chan is like cringe that came from another galaxy.
      See also: Chris Chan's list of demands to Sega for their right to use (a character that they don't want) Sonichu (who was blatantly ripped off from their own MASCOT) in a video game series starring Chris himself as Sonichu.

    • @roachdoggjr1940
      @roachdoggjr1940 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Cristo Alba thanks for watching the video.
      I like that he demanded an extraordinary amount of money, a huge office, a sexy secretary, and *no obligation to come to work* .

  • @speedos
    @speedos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Mike seems more delighted from this movie than when he gets an opportunity to reference star trek

  • @MarriottPlayer
    @MarriottPlayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    That end credits song is horrifying.

  • @thekittydeity
    @thekittydeity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “It doesn’t make sense. Does it, Rich?” Lmfao I spit out my chocolate milk.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've never been so intimately familiar with a sound effect from a movie I have never, and probably will never, see.

  • @Kameratyp
    @Kameratyp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I think it's great to always have someone that has not seen the film before on the spotlight episodes.

  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    I was in Dave Wascavage's other movie Zombies By Design! One of the first movies I worked on. It was a fun time.

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Too bad good times never last, but hey, times are looking up again, eh, Totino?

    • @83staceyann
      @83staceyann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      HACK THE MOVIES I would really love to hear more about your experiences with the wonderful Mr. Wascavage!! Tell us more, pretty please?

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      stacey murray Tony, this is a perfect chance for you to advertise your channel and Mummy Cop. Make a video about Wescavage, fans for days, and RLM fans are of the highest quality.

    • @83staceyann
      @83staceyann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Colby Martin Do it, Tony! Your buddy is so right!

    • @zanmaru139
      @zanmaru139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Turns out Troubled Moon Films, the "production company" that created this "film" has a website that looks like it's from the 90s, with "Designed by Dave Wasvage" at the bottom. I'm pretty sure I just paypal'd the man $8 directly for a DVD copy of Suburban Sasquatch. Crossing my fingers it actually arrives.
      I mean, SOME of the pages on his site say "Copyright 2016"... the ones that don't have it listed as 2009, so maybe he still does business?

  • @rainmulter7117
    @rainmulter7117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    How many Pac-Man shirts do you think Rich Evans owns? I'm betting on 4 at the minimum.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      His Ma buys him one every birthday according to old red letter media lore.

    • @scottieman2
      @scottieman2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus ponchos

    • @MegaZeo
      @MegaZeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seven. One for each ghost, one for Pac-Man, one for Ms. Pac-Man, and one shirt with a big group picture of everyone.

    • @CougarSmoocher
      @CougarSmoocher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah right. Like Rich can afford to buy multiple shirts on those Red Letter Media wages.

    • @thomanferos6316
      @thomanferos6316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How embarrassing

  • @cornbredx
    @cornbredx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I saw Fungicide the other day. It's another movie by this "director" also on Rifftrax. It's the first movie he made according to IMDB. All the actors in that were in this as well so it's familiar territory.
    It's also really "good," but the notable element is that it has even more of those amazing digital effects this "director" is known for.
    Also of note. His IMDB says he's going to be in another movie announced this year which is probably Red Letter Media's fault.

  • @DirtyBoySingToGod
    @DirtyBoySingToGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Seeing as Len Kabasinski and Vitaliy Versace have appeared in the TH-cam comments ( thank you to you both ) - I would be severely disappoint if Dave Wascavage doesn't show up to take part.

    • @skoomajoe6205
      @skoomajoe6205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What video did Versace leave a comment on? I can't find it

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Check out "Hack The Movies" interview with him. The questions are asked.

    • @michaelstein7510
      @michaelstein7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skooma Joe He commented on their “The Last Vampire on Earth” video.

  • @norwegiankingofnames
    @norwegiankingofnames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I thought at first they said David Miscavige, and I thought we were going to find out the Scientology guy had inexplicably made this.

    • @richardbuckley1232
      @richardbuckley1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought that too! Lol

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What do you think really happened to his wife? She was kidnapped by Sasquatch.

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I NEED TO POINT OUT THE REUSED WATER DRINKING SOUND EFFECT FROM DUKE NUKEM 3D

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You could probably make a better film than this in the Build Engine.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelkemel9711 let's get GamingGargoyle a Build Engine level designer and find out!

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 He didn't-he made the noise himself, but the stock sound from the game is similar.

    • @ragalimo8628
      @ragalimo8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sorryifoldcomment8596 The movie uses all sorts of classic samples. During the big shootout you can hear Doom pistol sounds, among other things. The crunchy eating sound in one scene really struck me as familiar, but I can't remember where it's from. It's not taken from games, he was just ripping sounds from the same sample CDs, like the famous Series 6000 that's used in lots of video games. Actually, I think the groaning may not be an original recording, it's kinda similar to Quake and Thief zombie sounds.

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably got a collection of royalty-free sound effects, used in many video games and low budget films. Like the wilhelm scream that you hear in many films.

  • @NoName-xi2kx
    @NoName-xi2kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Wow I can’t believe Sarah Schneider is so multi-talented, she’s both a costume design artist and a composer

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schneider means taylor in German. The verb "schneiden" means "to cut". You could say she's got her work cut out for her.

  • @doofarce
    @doofarce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    38:37
    If you look closely, you can observe the speed of joke moving across the table

    • @aldoesagood4862
      @aldoesagood4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy crap, that is super good

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was like a wave, it was beautiful.

    • @ross4814
      @ross4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay it's been 3 years and I just realized, after a rewatch, I didn't understand what Jack said. The cc has something weird like 'new skirt'. So what did he say?

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ross4814 I’m not a native language speaker but I think he says ’he might win an Oozcar’ I believe its callback to where guy in the movie want Poolitzer price.

    • @ross4814
      @ross4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quagernag THANK YOU! That totally makes sense now :)

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That sasquatch has a chest no women could deny.

  • @joecool2721
    @joecool2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve seen this episode and I still laugh every time.

  • @thalyabarbosa2802
    @thalyabarbosa2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I keep coming back to this video just to hear Jay say "his shirt is very large, Jack". it's so funny and kinda cute lol

  • @Kravis63
    @Kravis63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What really puts this over the top is the “behind the scenes/making of.” Hilarious that they took this film so serious. I actually admire their dedication yet marvel at their delusions.

    • @Dr_Narcota
      @Dr_Narcota 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out garth marenghi's darkplace, you can thank me later.

  • @cherryboys5331
    @cherryboys5331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    We already knew Bigfoot didn't support gay marriage when he attacked those shirtless gay jogging boys in the woods a few months ago.

    • @user-hf9hf6hw8j
      @user-hf9hf6hw8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bigfoot: The Gay Slayer Chronicles

  • @McAwesomePants
    @McAwesomePants ปีที่แล้ว +15

    19:18 "The first thing that was necessary to be done was to take a 'frame model' look, which is a wireframe model of the moon in the sky." *generates a generic sphere*
    I laughed so hard the neighbors probably got concerned.

  • @PangolinMontanari
    @PangolinMontanari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    5:33 Oh my god. I think this isn't supposed to be that the gunmen are charging bigfoot, it's the other way around. But they couldn't have Bigfoot running because he's standing on a box.

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, this is him "charging them" but it's as you say. I was so horribly confused the first time I saw it but eventually worked out this was his "super genius camera trick" for when your monster spends most of the movie standing on boxes. You even get to see the box in a bunch of shots lmao.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They also didn’t want the Sasquatch dong flopping around too much.

  • @Quoth_
    @Quoth_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    23:03 My grandparents literally have 2 of those exact chandeliers hanging up in their living room at this very second, I never knew they were filthy fucking rich.

  • @Aaronslosek
    @Aaronslosek ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jay's "His shirt is very large,Jack" is just so funny,he sounds genuinely unnerved.

  • @gav8558
    @gav8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Rich Evans laughing at something funny makes it about 100x funnier

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the growl of the suburban sasquatch joins the great noises of cinematic history

  • @chrislsommers
    @chrislsommers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Pillsbury Newsboy" may be the best Rich line ever.

  • @roberthorton8978
    @roberthorton8978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You missed a chance; Director/Janitor David Sasquavatch.

  • @dylandavies8371
    @dylandavies8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rich's line about "every scene in this is a full-course fucking meal" may be the best Best of the Worst moment for me

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I've never seen Mike in such utter self disbelief when he starts talking about how bad the Police uniforms are.

  • @ovisatma
    @ovisatma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That movie's got to be a prank. No way, from the director and costume designer commentary track, is that movie something serious. Unless they are completely out of touch with reality.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ofc the director is talking shit for fun.

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought that *maybe* the director was for real, but after they showed the bit with the costume designer, I now question all of it, too. There's just no way that's for real. Either way, the fact we are even talking about it means he is a genius.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Never underestimate crazy.

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjammin3381 nope

  • @jonfalciani2411
    @jonfalciani2411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Pennsylvania... home to Len Kabasinski, Black Ninja (Clayton Prince), and now Dave Wascavage. Leads me to wonder... what other genius is hidden in the great land of Punxsutawney?

    • @4321IronMaiden
      @4321IronMaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The directors of “Feeders” from some episode of Plinketto

    • @choreomaniac
      @choreomaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lots of forest for “filmmakers” to set slashers killing people or alien invasions or monsters.

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@choreomaniac Fr tho, i live in PA and yeah there's so many great forests to shoot day for night in!

    • @apophis2129
      @apophis2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George Romero and Tom Savini for a start

  • @BillPeschel
    @BillPeschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Gore Vidal once said that the three saddest words in literature was "Joyce Carol Oates." Now I know the eight saddest words in cinematic history is "I've always wanted to work with Dave Wascavage."

  • @ryannightingale6520
    @ryannightingale6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Is Jack getting funnier or am I getting lamer?

    • @advveo
      @advveo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      no, he's getting better. i watched an early botw right after watching this one and it's really clear that jack used to be way worse at comedic timing and just coming up with clever things to say in general. props to him

    • @PokerPlayerJames
      @PokerPlayerJames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I've never disliked him as much as other people seem to but he has definitely improved comedically recently.

    • @bombtwenty3867
      @bombtwenty3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lamer. Jack is like an effeminate over gesticulating Michael Stipe

    • @DerKeksenator
      @DerKeksenator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Both

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Ryan Nightingale Jack is fine people are just cunts

  • @subj3ctt0chang3
    @subj3ctt0chang3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Suburban Sasquatch? Sounds like the time I saw my Italian friend's dad in their above ground pool.

    • @Rafe758
      @Rafe758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      B U C K O

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SUBJECT TO CHANGE BADDA BING!

    • @deadpanman1649
      @deadpanman1649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God, I fucking love that profile picture! Where did you get it?

    • @IKnowAlotOfSongs
      @IKnowAlotOfSongs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badda Bing

  • @NealX
    @NealX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Jay, it's a high quality meat in that hot dog."
    So... juicy Shaq meat?

  • @ethanfetterly7850
    @ethanfetterly7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I liked the "Chapter" format for these spotlight episodes, it adds some fun structure to it, I'd like to see it again

  • @floptimus6633
    @floptimus6633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    MUFFY!
    MOFFY!
    MOE FEE!
    MAW FEE!
    PAUL FEIG!
    POFFY?
    buffy...
    - Guy from Suburban Sasquatch, 27:00

    • @silversoul9683
      @silversoul9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MUH FEET

    • @tartarianzephyr
      @tartarianzephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i definately heard Paul Feig!! 🤣 ahaha i feel less crazy

  • @spudastic
    @spudastic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    4:40 Jack becomes the famous painting: The Scream

  • @blacktinibis7250
    @blacktinibis7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am now rewatching this for the 20th fucking time and I *still* said, out loud, "YES! SUBURBAN SASQUATCH!" and clicked the button instead of waiting for autoplay.
    I love this program, I love this channel, and I love this crew. If I wasn't literally homeless, I'd pay them money.

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The saddest thing about this video is that I probably still can't make a better film than that guy because I know nothing about actual practical film making.
    Here's to an Ooscur

  • @AlejandroDiazadiaz201
    @AlejandroDiazadiaz201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    La Pollahontas

    • @DonYurik
      @DonYurik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alejandro Diaz les dije lo mismo

    • @bonanxa23
      @bonanxa23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol no hay polla es gallina y el pollo es correcto

    • @davidbrrs
      @davidbrrs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Polla puede significar otra cosa ;)

    • @crackster234
      @crackster234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically, you wouldn't need "la" because Pollahontas is her name.

    • @asisin2
      @asisin2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cockahontas :)

  • @sooljim
    @sooljim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I really wanted to work with Rich Evans because I've always wanted to work on a Rich Evans film. We share a lot of the same sentiments when it comes to AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

  • @jakekeys88music
    @jakekeys88music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is so cool! I know the actor at 3:43. David Sitbon was in a web series which featured a song I wrote. I also composed a really simple theme used in the next episode. Thankful for IMDB to help me verify it was him.

  • @CumCannon420
    @CumCannon420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've always wanted to work on a Dave Wascavage film

  • @lol-qk2fu
    @lol-qk2fu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “stop fartin’ around” - fishing guy with a shattered chest cavity (Suburban Sasquatch)

  • @KidFoThaWin
    @KidFoThaWin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Let’s review common characteristics of unintentionally funny movie makers:
    Black muscle shirts
    Pittsburghian
    Having a tarp room

  • @TheMarc1k1
    @TheMarc1k1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Rich's laugh is so wonderful. Makes me happy every time.

  • @cloak5857
    @cloak5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    They say at the end they'll cover everything Dave Wasavage has made but it's been 3 years and still nothing. He's got 3-4 other movies, one a cop drama so they should definitely check that one out at least.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good news 😌

  • @KreationKills
    @KreationKills 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i seriously need that credits song in its entirety

  • @johnboyle6318
    @johnboyle6318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dave Miscarriage: Alright I'm gonna film from over here and you crouch behind the car and just start chucking bones into the air
    Actor: uh...bones? What? Why would we do that?
    Dave: Because nature and suburbia and the purpose of humanity

  • @colingunn5227
    @colingunn5227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the look of horrified confusion on Jack's face during the whole screening

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That credits music is *A E S T H E T I C*

  • @donniegarbonzo3482
    @donniegarbonzo3482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Again Jay, your editing is a blessing.