Causes of Poot in Boot's Deaths: 1) Sucker punched by Anime Girl 2) Incinerated by green ogre's toots (probably due to spicy foods) 3) Emotional Damage x10 :'( 4) Being a Mario Kart noob 5) Laughed at Death (literally) 6) Tried (and failed) to sing underwater. Local fish not amused 7) Greeted by Black Plague/Other Death 8) THE C VIRUS
“Please. It’s like you died of eternal loneliness.” “Oh my word! She’s right, Jack!” CinemaSins had the gall to call this film the third best Pinocchio film of 2022.
Coffin Dance Start 1. Anime Attack 1:16 2.Burning By Fire 1:21 3.Emotional Damage 1:28 4.Mama Mia 1:34 5.Killed By The Death 1:45 6.Drowning In The Water 1:54 7.Plague Mouse 2:01 8.Died By Coronavirus 2:07
That part at the beginning with Death coming out of Shrek's bathroom stall is extremely clever lmao another banger YTP, qwistoff (3:36 had me laughing out loud LMAO-)
I'm impressed by how far Qwistoff has come. His editing has improved, his jokes are just as funny as they were, and crossovers galore! Even when you don't expect them!
Great ytp truly worth the wait the part where he said "my baby robbed me" this whole ytp was so funny 🤣 keep up the good work. Top quality memeage at its finest.
How is 1:07 funnier than before?! I can't stop laughing at this!😂 Please send help! But don't send Death over. He doesn't want to watch me die from laughing so much!😂
Puss: the legend will never- Death: *whistling* Kid dressed as pig: REVENGE puss: WHAT? Death: it wasnt me, it was the one armed man! Ow my eye! I got berry juice in my eye!
My own puss in boots deaths: 1.explosion himself 2.get burn by sherk poops(probaly eat some spicy) 3.cry himself by tv 4.die by mario karts (noop) 5.puss get murder by a woman 6.get kill by explosion by el prinsipe encadado(she wan revege) 7.sing himself but he die by the bell 8. Get jumpscare by giant kraken and she use his laser eye to die(today)
Causes of Poot in Boot's Deaths:
1) Sucker punched by Anime Girl
2) Incinerated by green ogre's toots (probably due to spicy foods)
3) Emotional Damage x10 :'(
4) Being a Mario Kart noob
5) Laughed at Death (literally)
6) Tried (and failed) to sing underwater. Local fish not amused
7) Greeted by Black Plague/Other Death
8) THE C VIRUS
Lol 😆
I laughed a death 4
@@guysmith5505 okay 👍
Those were hilarious
Anya really showed him who's boss lol
3:35 the transitions here were FLAWLESS
For real!! I loved the addition of the bug from the empowers new groomer recognized it instantly lmao
* empowers new groomer
@@panwasacz2733 I was so stoned 💀
@@MotherxUniverseEmperors New Groove??
@@MotherxUniverse You know what they say!
Don't do drugs, and if you are doing drugs, "stop it, get some help"
I love the scenes with Jack Horner
"I pronounce this batch... HUSBAND AND WIFE!!"
M a n A n d P i e
Legendary scene all of it every last bit of it
This caught me off guard, tbh
After so many years of babysitting my pathetic baby…
“Hey LAME Jack Horner!”
3:54 "Stop throwing me at me!"
-Qwistoff 2023
"Well? START CHOPPING."
“Am gonna chop chop chop”
“I’m gonna chop the chop”
Start CHOPPING!
@@AlphaTrion101 on it
The scene of how puss's last 8 lives ended was pure gold
that was the best part man
He could have had his cape get caught on something, and adding an Incredibles, “NO CAPES” joke. No criticism just a suggestion
That part got me hard
Owl Houseee
Not puss! Poot!
That part where we cover Poot’s deaths, was gold. Well done once again Qwistoff!
Lol Poot 😆
Very very true 😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, the inclusion of Humpty Dumpty in the crowd at 2:25 was brilliant.
The same thing happened in the first movie so it fits
How long HE've been there?
“Please. It’s like you died of eternal loneliness.”
“Oh my word! She’s right, Jack!”
CinemaSins had the gall to call this film the third best Pinocchio film of 2022.
CinemaSins sucks
CinemaSins had the gall to sin the movie at all
Oh man I didn't even realize CinemaSins still existed, how is it?
@@captainagony6691 Oblivious to how wrong most of their “sins” are.
Well Guillermo Del Toros Pinocchio was the best one.
Puss: I have nine lives!
Village Doctor/Idiot: How many times have you died?
Puss: Uhhhh 9
Also Puss: Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
1:59 General Grievous. You ARE a bold one.
Yes sir I can't stop laughing at that part 1:59
1:14 Anya sure tried to look innocent with that facial expression while she killed a cat.
They say curiosity killed the cat. Few people know that before she got adopted, she was known as Anya Curiosity
4:23 is it wrong that this is surprisingly in character for Jack
Nope
@@txtallyizzy you know my baby robbed me!
@@JacobVance-x8sthat's horrible
@@JacobVance-x8s you know my baby robbed me!
@@JacobVance-x8s that’s horrible
This YTP was amazing. I am so glad that you made a YTP out of my favorite movie.
His last two deaths canonically mean that he is over 650 years old.
I mean for an entity with 9 lives, living for over 6 centuries should be child’s play
I guess you could say the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...@@tsriketwm7274
In all seriousness, though, cats only live like 15-20 years. He probably wouldn't live that long.
Dayum
This is your best YTP yet! I love the way you redid Puss' deaths and 3:36 had me dead
00:44 "You're pregnant" PLEASE, THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD-
And then he blows out the candle 💀
69th like
1:01
"I have nine life's."
"How many times died?"
"Uhh.. Nine!"
"Ded"
3:10 Jack Horner would absolutely say that if he had a kid
4:26 He also would say that
4:22 - Cutie.
4:23 That's relatable
That's Horrible
@@mocfoundationbut once I kill the baby I'll finally be happy
@@B1_1_9_7_5oh-
So is 1:18
1:14 Damn, for a 6 year old, Anya can really punch hard.
She didn’t get her peanuts 😔
Fr
Just remember who her stepmom is.
@@brandonlyon730 I know, she can kill anyone just be cooking
I just read that manga about 2 weeks ago. Amazing.
I like how you made a graphic for each death count.
5:25 completely broke me. Good lord I haven't laughed so hard in ages. XD
“hEs A sYmbOl oF rEbIrTh”
Yea
2:40
Perrito gets distracted and crashes
Coffin Dance Start
1. Anime Attack 1:16
2.Burning By Fire 1:21
3.Emotional Damage 1:28
4.Mama Mia 1:34
5.Killed By The Death 1:45
6.Drowning In The Water 1:54
7.Plague Mouse 2:01
8.Died By Coronavirus 2:07
9. Decapitated By Kitty 5:59
1:58 I need a full remix of this. This slapz.
TheFatRat Bit Of This Video Caught Me Off Guard 😂😂
It’s not actually a remix it’s gangsta’s paradise but if you play it with 1.5x speed then you got it
3:48 oooh! You just got roasted by kitty softpaws
That part at the beginning with Death coming out of Shrek's bathroom stall is extremely clever lmao
another banger YTP, qwistoff (3:36 had me laughing out loud LMAO-)
Uh humpty your in the wrong movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:25 welp looks like humpty Dumpty really did survive from the last movie
4:57, the return of the F I S H jokes lol
"Y-You know... now's a good time to talk about...
BANKRUPTCY AND SCANDAL AND PRISON!!!!!!!!!"
haha lol best bit
3:01 Not where I thought that’d go, but still pretty funny.
2:30 when I saw death in the trailer, I kinda expected this kind of character
3:58 hits differently as a Milo Murphy fan.
Excuse me?
This show shouldn't have been cancelled
I’M GONNA CHOP CHOP CHOP
Chop away at my heart!
…That didn’t sound as good as I thought
when the world needed him most..
HE RETURNED AND GAVE US MORTALS A BEAUTIFUL YTP
1:52 Marlin, what are you doing here
HE HAS TO FIND HIS SON
@@tenthdentisttorecommendthe2954 from Finding Nemo
3:58 missed opportunity to use the "Chop away at my heart" song
3:24 I can't stop laughing
Gosh, I think I'm going to die of laughter. Why do I hear distant whistling? Another great one! They really make my day!
5:42
Perruto: Buttnugget!😁
Kitty: DONT YOU CROSS ME!!🤬🫵
Me: relatable 😂
Kitty, I’ve been thinking
SANTA COLOMA!!
*crying
The great puss and boots asking me out
is the Great Puss in Boots asking me out
0:27 anyone who remembers this voiceline deserves a veterans discount
Age of Empires (I or II).
And the Bankruptcy and Scandal and Prison was It's A Wonderful Life.
Where's my discount? (Not that old, but my parents introduced me to AOE and I played the heck out of it)
I learned about this voiceline from Henry Stickman
@@Prancer3301 It's from Age of Empires
@@bluewolf9782 I know, but it was referenced in Henry Stickman. That’s how I learned about the voice line in the first place
6:04 oh hello there
Puss: crap not again.
@@plushmode506*Heatbeats*
There’s a Poot in my Boot!
I'm impressed by how far Qwistoff has come. His editing has improved, his jokes are just as funny as they were, and crossovers galore! Even when you don't expect them!
4:38 laughs so hard that I couldn’t stand up😂
4:23 The part where that child robs snacks is adorable. And the way Jack said "my baby robbed me!".
YOURE A NINCOMPOOP
1:41 Death! What kinda stupid name is that? 😂😂😂
1:43 Death “a name earned for giving people this”
💀💀💀💀💀👼👼👼👼👼🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
2:18
2:47 Banjo Craziness
3:01
3:26 Return to monke?
3:32 Minnie Mouse squeal
🪕
Where can I find the Gas Gas Gas Bard Version
1:29
3:57
4:08
@@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanaticdid u find that?
6:19 I am also the Village Composer
1:26
Puss died from too much sadness overwhelming him
Poor cat 😭😭😭
Insanely creative, and hilarious! I about lost it at:
"Jack? You're disgusting."
"You baby!"
"You chihuahua!"
Great ytp truly worth the wait the part where he said "my baby robbed me" this whole ytp was so funny 🤣 keep up the good work. Top quality memeage at its finest.
"But once I kill the baby, I'll finally be happy!"
I don’t think Mary Poppins was very pleased when she found out that it was Jack Horner who took her bag.
2:40 love this callback to the first movie. So subtle yet it had me in stitches XD
1:18 The legend will never di-AHHHHHHHH!!!
3:37 "marvel has the best transition" QwistoffYTP:
"Death?! What kinda stupid name is that?" - Famous last words
This just inspired me to do some fan art of Puss in Boots playing Mario Kart. Also, aww, Puss died of heartbreak after seeing Bing Bong's death.
cannot stop replaying the "im gonna chop" scene its so perfectly paced
How is 1:07 funnier than before?! I can't stop laughing at this!😂 Please send help! But don't send Death over. He doesn't want to watch me die from laughing so much!😂
3:42 Shark dude: bird
0:58 Damn... Dr. House sure looks different from the last time I saw him...
Who's doctor house ? 🏡
he's from a show I think
@@r0bl0x_stuff55 he's the moron line
0:27
Well, that brought back a lot of Age Of Empires memories. 😂
And I like those "whip" shots! 😂
2:19 what music is that?!?!? Anybody please tell me?
Gas Gas Gas Bard Version
Next time, look at the captions
Yeah, but that I commented before there were captions.
enjoyed this livestream. Keep up the hard work qwistoff!
“I am the village doctor, the village barber, the village idiot. But at the end of the day…who am I?”
*emotional power ballad ensues*
Qwis will never disappoints his fans
Big W
2:25 I can’t stop thinking about this part
Puss: the legend will never-
Death: *whistling*
Kid dressed as pig: REVENGE
puss: WHAT?
Death: it wasnt me, it was the one armed man! Ow my eye! I got berry juice in my eye!
Best part 4:45
"I FOUND A SANDWICH"
(cart commited die)
3:56 was funnier than it had any right to be
It's such a random moment but it got like 30 seconds in the video
0:21
You didn't have to go so hard with the Village Idiot music video.
3:01 - 3:07 I pronounce this batch HUSBAND AND WIFE!!
My favorite part!
Yikes 😬😬😬 death by covid its self 2:06
hiccup calling death fishy was just great idk why😭💀
(4:57)
1:14 puss getting punched by an adorable anmaie girl
That was anya
So that's what her name is and I hope he puts more anmaie characters in his ytp videos
@@ianturner532spy x family
your YTPs always have me in stitches from laughter 😂
I loved the funny deaths you added in this Puss in Boots 2: The Last Wish YTP! (This one was really funny, Qwistoff!)
In this episode of Qwistoff, we meet the village idiot, Puss dies of anime, Jack does the lame thumb thing, CHOP CHOP, and Kitty's eyes stop working.
Love the way you summed it all up😂
Tune in next week where Buzz tries to find his bonding strip, Anton Ego eats egg rolls and Shang picks up every single grain of rice.
@@QwistoffYTP1:15 my favorite first live
2:24 *I WAS ALWAYS THERE!* (there....there....)
1:57 got me good XD
0:05 he just need to use the bathroom. Hahahahahaha!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
2:13 It's over *9,000!!!*
Hooray classic YTP lol!
In my profesionnal profesionnal opinion. 🤔
This is a great YTP again !😄
P.S
4:09 Hoodwinked future YTP ?😯 ( I like this movie🙂)
Yes
DO IT DOIT DOIT !!
CHOP
1:18 & 3:56 That's actually hilarious 😂
There's so many good moments here to pick out just one but I really appreciate the Coffin Dance music over Puss' deaths.
Jack Horner is the official priest of marrying objects. Turns out there IS good in all people.
3:58 - He really did overchopped.
“Oh hello there!” 6:04 - 6:06
My own puss in boots deaths:
1.explosion himself
2.get burn by sherk poops(probaly eat some spicy)
3.cry himself by tv
4.die by mario karts (noop)
5.puss get murder by a woman
6.get kill by explosion by el prinsipe encadado(she wan revege)
7.sing himself but he die by the bell
8. Get jumpscare by giant kraken and she use his laser eye to die(today)
1:36 dumb ways to die
1:37
Poot In Boots: *Laughs* Death? What kind of stupid name is that?
Death: *Slashes at Poot*
Tractor racing theme song 2:47
Gas gas gas Manual
6:03 It's my favorite edit in video LOL
The way Poot's eight lives ended cracks me up! Great YTP Qwistoff!
I was even surprised at how Anya Forger got here (alongside the other game references)
"buttnugget" "DONT YOU CROSS ME" I WHEEZED
0:14 IT IS THE DOCTOR.
Actually he is the village idiot
0:15 fav part
I rate this YTP 9/10.
One point was deducted for lack of Stromboli, but otherwise it’s perfect.
I think Pinocchio filed a complaint
4:57 I LOVE the smell of FISH. - Death 2023
Hiccup: OhOhoH You sir are fishY