[M4A] Catching Your Shy Yandere Stalker [Nervous] [Amused Listener] [Sweet]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
  • You finally decide to go up to the person who has been following you for the past week and confront them. Yet when you finally get up to them, their behavior amuses you.
    Script credit: DonLee VA
    Check out their channel here: / @donleeva
    Art credit: picrew.me/imag...
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ความคิดเห็น • 95

  • @Vanniemarsh69
    @Vanniemarsh69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Him: you cought me staring?
    Me: well yes. Many times actually

  • @Kuroos_Biceps
    @Kuroos_Biceps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    “And some steamed broccoli” Oh that Ain’t me, I will NEVER Eat Broccoli

    • @lifed1533
      @lifed1533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bro you haven't found out how to cook broccoli properly then
      Because if you do it right steamed broccoli can actually be delicious

    • @erii7816
      @erii7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that’s true but raw broccoli is a undoubted a menace to society

    • @Vixieaudios
      @Vixieaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erii7816 that boi bad news he a menace to society

    • @user-nq9ux7io5b
      @user-nq9ux7io5b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I hate broccoli it’s disgusting

    • @RaionnaMizuki
      @RaionnaMizuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can understand if you don't like raw broccoli ( i personaly like them ) but steamed broccoli is really good!

  • @yourfavoritegenderbender9896
    @yourfavoritegenderbender9896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Im just some creep that follows you around, why would you wanna try it out with me"
    *I really know how to pick men huh?*

  • @kaedehara2353
    @kaedehara2353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This was good and a little creepy in a cute way!

  • @gataay
    @gataay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I’ve heard this script 4 times
    Lmao
    It doesn’t get old

  • @cuccurucucuccurucu3780
    @cuccurucucuccurucu3780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "i'm just shy and introverted"
    *same*

    • @theluckykitten
      @theluckykitten 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @CBMOA
      @CBMOA 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Aren’t we all?
      And there’s no shame on being an introvert (maybe a shy one)

  • @cupcakecutie671
    @cupcakecutie671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jupiter needs a hug. ❤️😊

  • @DonLeeVA
    @DonLeeVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jupiter We need to coordinate our scripts, so I stop getting stealing claims in my comment section XD

    • @JupiterVA
      @JupiterVA  2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh god, I know that feel. I'm sorry that you've had to deal with those! I do wish people would look into the description more often.

  • @tofuux
    @tofuux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the title sounds interesting

  • @Vixieaudios
    @Vixieaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    *if i had a yandere stalker,i would kiss them no questions asked*

    • @emuotori8974
      @emuotori8974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that would only be if they're my type

    • @Vixieaudios
      @Vixieaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@emuotori8974 tbh your not wrong-

    • @thelistener7750
      @thelistener7750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would creep them the hell out

    • @Gothic_Lillith
      @Gothic_Lillith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even a 50 year old balding fat man?
      No? Didn't think so

    • @Vixieaudios
      @Vixieaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gothic_Lillith hell no-

  • @Geicoo
    @Geicoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    GEICO APPROVES🦎!!…
    -Remember fifteen minutes could save your stupid ass 15% or more on car insurance.
    -Also please do remember to eat, stay hydrated and that you’re loved

    • @RickYRageRiss
      @RickYRageRiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Screw Geico! *STATE FARM FOR LIFE*

    • @orion6348
      @orion6348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RickYRageRiss >:(

  • @gothbunnyboy6455
    @gothbunnyboy6455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Him: looks like they’re making grilled chicken with white rice, and some steamed broccoli...
    Me, who ate half a bag of hot Cheetos at 8:00 AM this morning: yumm🤤
    Edit: “My phone ?? 😳YEAH !! YOU CAN HAVE IT 👁👁 HERE !!!” LMFAOO HE THOIGJT HE WERE JUST GONNA TAKE IT I CANT 😭💀💀🤚

  • @sirofnir
    @sirofnir ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm not usually like this"
    Well that's disappointing

  • @kai7347
    @kai7347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    him : i cant think straight
    me : me neither *🏳️‍🌈*
    him : i love you
    me : *laughs* im bringing you home with me.

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cucumber Approved

    • @RickYRageRiss
      @RickYRageRiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The goat is as speedy as ever

  • @thelistener7750
    @thelistener7750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm the type of person who is brutal with rejecting people, I am also the type to give people a chance.

  • @bluesquare6786
    @bluesquare6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Blue square approves!

  • @JuniperJusticeASMR
    @JuniperJusticeASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Poor cute stalker boy!

  • @Realkiroker
    @Realkiroker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As they say “you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham”

  • @karlafelipeperez3808
    @karlafelipeperez3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    im going to cry~

  • @Sayakan_kune
    @Sayakan_kune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Now this so so cute I love this 💖

  • @nashiirodas7888
    @nashiirodas7888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    you never disappoint jupiter 🙏🏽

  • @monkeymoney8552
    @monkeymoney8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dang he really used my insecurities to make me healthier

  • @mintyzacki2161
    @mintyzacki2161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 ☆♡

  • @user-wo7xe7sb2l
    @user-wo7xe7sb2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro, I love your voice, it's so soothing 😤

  • @veganmeatball6780
    @veganmeatball6780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im hungry and in the first half a minute you described a very appetizing meal. Its 2am I cant eat now sir please.

  • @weird_gay_kid7754
    @weird_gay_kid7754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Me during this whole video:I love torturing the hell out of this man, but he is so CUTE!!! AHHHH
    Also me:is this cheating because I have a lover.

    • @monkeymoney8552
      @monkeymoney8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No it's not cheating if the other person doesn't exist 👁💧👄💧👁💅

  • @evg2980
    @evg2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is lovely.

  • @emi-nj1no
    @emi-nj1no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its not cute, ITS FCKING ADORABLE WTF DO U MEAN

  • @Alastor-h3k
    @Alastor-h3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can't wait to hear it

  • @RickYRageRiss
    @RickYRageRiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    🤌 My cousin ratatouille would approve!

  • @minyoongi2662
    @minyoongi2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Have some chicken nuggets and hugs y’all

  • @GenyaFann
    @GenyaFann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "D-did I call you darling?"
    Me: yes you did and now I'm melting

  • @lolval427
    @lolval427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: you... caught me staring?-
    Me: uh yeah. Also, you were being very obvious in the cafe. The disguise was really bad... but it was cute 😀💞

  • @minikkura
    @minikkura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    EHEUEHUEHHEIU HE'S SO CUTE

  • @yutalan861
    @yutalan861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No creepy..JUST SO CUTEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED SHY BOYFRIEND BUT I UGLY HOW CAN I HAVE BOYFRIEND?!

    • @JupiterVA
      @JupiterVA  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We are often our own harshest critics. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

  • @emonighteverything4827
    @emonighteverything4827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hate broccoli but I LOVE chicken breast MORE than fried chicken/chicken nuggets.

  • @Atlasdr
    @Atlasdr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg I fucking misclicked dislike first but you deserve millions of likes (I fixed afterwards🙃)

  • @kundere8920
    @kundere8920 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna take care of him so much, it's not even funny

  • @gataay
    @gataay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait
    Are you the one giving me the avocados from Mexico ad?
    🤨

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve seen when people are nervous to talk to someone. I’ve been that someone many many times 💀 and it seems you are nervous talking to me good sir

  • @lightningtorch_tv5154
    @lightningtorch_tv5154 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @kodi3284
    @kodi3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oooo I’m early!!

  • @RaV3xen
    @RaV3xen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HEY!

  • @Somniphobiahere
    @Somniphobiahere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wish this was real life tho

    • @CBMOA
      @CBMOA 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If it’s possibly a sweet good looking yandere, maybe the same age as mine, it would’ve been nice but it’s not gonna happen, it’s starting to break my heart and making me losing hope

  • @gataay
    @gataay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t think straight?
    I can’t do anything straight

  • @Mary-524
    @Mary-524 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please part 2

  • @HubbaBubbaHoneyBear
    @HubbaBubbaHoneyBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steamed broccoli?? Oh heck nah. I don’t know what my mother did when I was a kid when she made steamed broccoli but it was the nastiest thing I’ve ever had since. It was bland and mushy and the texture was horrendous. Nowadays no matter how broccoli is cooked it makes me physically gag.🤢🤢

  • @danajanelaatienzamitra2477
    @danajanelaatienzamitra2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    darling 😳🥺

  • @ssbruv
    @ssbruv ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly I don't mind if they're cute lol

  • @doomslayer9747
    @doomslayer9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will say it only once, I AM NOT GAY

  • @a_gay_weirdo665
    @a_gay_weirdo665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All I need to say is ✨✨✨✨✨✨