Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มี.ค. 2019
  • Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
    WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
    RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Intro: luvbird - parting words
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)
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  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N
    "... correct"

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

    • @Only_Yours_
      @Only_Yours_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Only_Yours_ ...nito

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it;
      not liking tho

  • @Fake-di4ex
    @Fake-di4ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3720

    Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

    • @alexlolbye42
      @alexlolbye42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      carson's wheeze sounds like a pig

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goat mode

    • @littlebeasty5839
      @littlebeasty5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ShmhmhmhmHMNNNNNNNNNNN

    • @yuna3775
      @yuna3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FakeRealEstate no

    • @Fake-di4ex
      @Fake-di4ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙏

  • @rhyspieces9159
    @rhyspieces9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6085

    We love carson, all my homies love carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rhys Lee truly

    • @somewhat_human
      @somewhat_human 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      we dont love carson, all my homies hate carson

    • @stinky6521
      @stinky6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      paid smiley ok

    • @BowieIsAfraid
      @BowieIsAfraid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      paid smiley Your point

    • @nicopadilla8544
      @nicopadilla8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      paid smiley bruh they don’t know the meme

  • @idostuff5169
    @idostuff5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.”
    Elon: X Æ A-12

  • @mooshyy8139
    @mooshyy8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4405

    "thanks for 1M"
    *2 months later*
    1.5M

    • @calypsom00n
      @calypsom00n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      6 days later 1.6m

    • @elitesnakeeyes2712
      @elitesnakeeyes2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's growing too strong

    • @kenyakookie
      @kenyakookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@elitesnakeeyes2712 Fool. He can only grow stronger

    • @faithseden293
      @faithseden293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re profile picture!!! MAX!!

    • @vapor-sings
      @vapor-sings 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.6M

  • @stillloading1397
    @stillloading1397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9907

    I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      It's called life.

    • @Dr34mC4tch3r
      @Dr34mC4tch3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Who said they're not on drugs?

    • @stillloading1397
      @stillloading1397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

    • @TheAlvinStudios
      @TheAlvinStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

  • @xawrkyy
    @xawrkyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

    • @GalaxyLandon
      @GalaxyLandon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      have you found it yet

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

    • @FunnyLittleApe
      @FunnyLittleApe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its the snack that smiles back :D

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      so am I, a month later

    • @Floop_123
      @Floop_123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So am i a week later

    • @Phibaltalt
      @Phibaltalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So am I, 2 weeks later.

    • @benjaminlindl
      @benjaminlindl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So am I, 2 days later

    • @burner121
      @burner121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

  • @cheezit2348
    @cheezit2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12003

    man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

    • @mei2018
      @mei2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ahahha giofilms

    • @1ksubsforpewdiepie580
      @1ksubsforpewdiepie580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Yeah I would subscribe

    • @m.huseinaqilah1717
      @m.huseinaqilah1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

    • @Ahmed77330
      @Ahmed77330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sammy your so sensitive

  • @explosivebody1260
    @explosivebody1260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    May Le’4che be with you

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Jeez the intro really hits now...

  • @godlyhax4172
    @godlyhax4172 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Going through the past hurts

    • @foozgame1060
      @foozgame1060 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Reminds me of simpler times

    • @Stonerkittyy
      @Stonerkittyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

    • @ZAZUL11111
      @ZAZUL11111 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

    • @feffernuse7823
      @feffernuse7823 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

    • @s1r6969
      @s1r6969 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it.
      He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

  • @vasilee4629
    @vasilee4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

    • @somestupidtwat.
      @somestupidtwat. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenntonontrac186 yes

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19104

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

    • @BananaPoodle2
      @BananaPoodle2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

    • @ellagracefolden6803
      @ellagracefolden6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@
      o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

    • @smolbean1212
      @smolbean1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Speaking from experience

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@smolbean1212 yes

    • @benjaminpressley802
      @benjaminpressley802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

  • @StraawberrySodaa
    @StraawberrySodaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

    • @galaxy224wolf9
      @galaxy224wolf9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

  • @coder22331
    @coder22331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dogs Butthole

    • @ItsSunee
      @ItsSunee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn depressor mk2s

    • @marisa810
      @marisa810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

  • @toh926
    @toh926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    7:19 cuts out while screaming
    7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

    • @CrustyBurgerz
      @CrustyBurgerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Priorities

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

    • @gojisoar
      @gojisoar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      interesting observation young gentleman

    • @taylorlewis4105
      @taylorlewis4105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

  • @TheGamingBun
    @TheGamingBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

    • @sydc0re
      @sydc0re 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      real

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it"
    "That's a sign"

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

    • @sarayang1695
      @sarayang1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

    • @nutty_rickrolled_mikey
      @nutty_rickrolled_mikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I agree 😂

    • @Cr1msoNGD
      @Cr1msoNGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

    • @Tzfocus
      @Tzfocus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And 8 seconds

    • @ellla_candle
      @ellla_candle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

  • @kbena2103
    @kbena2103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6835

    *CallMeCarson*
    3 ads on a 2 hour video
    *Morgz*
    14 ads on a 14 minute video

    • @XoBanana
      @XoBanana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫
      Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

    • @guamish7593
      @guamish7593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *gong noise*

    • @kyranbates6991
      @kyranbates6991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      not 2 hours but ok

    • @dani3lH
      @dani3lH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

    • @kirthickkumarkk
      @kirthickkumarkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ilikethefedorahat3461
    @ilikethefedorahat3461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

    • @Toloposki
      @Toloposki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

    • @Landayne
      @Landayne ปีที่แล้ว +5

      amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

  • @olivercaramello1618
    @olivercaramello1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    nobody:
    Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

  • @ouzalu
    @ouzalu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name
    Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

    • @raweggs4925
      @raweggs4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

    • @crunchiesjl
      @crunchiesjl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le'5che

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le’6che

    • @emlily
      @emlily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le’8che

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Le'9che

  • @aiden.real.
    @aiden.real. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

    • @paranoul
      @paranoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no it shouldn't of

    • @spiritedbot3051
      @spiritedbot3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

    • @demonicflames1678
      @demonicflames1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jessjwalton what happened?

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

    • @sammysabo
      @sammysabo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

  • @clairesky8742
    @clairesky8742 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I came back here because I was inspired by simpler times

    • @aph7909
      @aph7909 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Totally

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    14:23
    “Make your joke!”
    “This better be excellent.”
    Joke: *I-*

  • @zumi7728
    @zumi7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

    • @haydenhenderlich9299
      @haydenhenderlich9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What is the song tho

    • @jabini
      @jabini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

    • @edwardblake9203
      @edwardblake9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no

    • @tomcmw
      @tomcmw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What software did he edit it with ?

  • @coolkid64230
    @coolkid64230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

  • @mister_quartz4593
    @mister_quartz4593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dadiel Dadbar

    • @ilikestars5480
      @ilikestars5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walter

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

    • @oliverm967
      @oliverm967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

    • @jaysb6564
      @jaysb6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disappointed*

  • @lmaoyz
    @lmaoyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    Carson: Thanks for 1M
    *7 months later*
    CallMeCarson: 2.13M
    edit: *grats cargskin*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2.14*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Swagster87 2.15*

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2.16*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2.17*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

  • @benpoole2350
    @benpoole2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully not

    • @cbros5977
      @cbros5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think hes coming back

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his sub count went up surprisingly

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted...
    That’d be an epic gamer server

    • @Diego-ff4xs
      @Diego-ff4xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

    • @RiveryJerald
      @RiveryJerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

    • @umber6937
      @umber6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

    • @blakemorrison6915
      @blakemorrison6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

    • @th3r3alwaffl34
      @th3r3alwaffl34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *HINT HINT*

  • @rachellol7418
    @rachellol7418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    the best thing to ever exist
    fnaf?
    more like:
    Fucker
    Never
    Ate
    Flakes

    • @dylwilsports3118
      @dylwilsports3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

    • @JamesKandler
      @JamesKandler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No one click like on this comment.
      it is already N I C E

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      W

    • @Z3RO5286
      @Z3RO5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

    • @jojosuspect1024
      @jojosuspect1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shroud

  • @amanda-qo5xz
    @amanda-qo5xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    the comment section will change a lot veryy soon

    • @pepper9905
      @pepper9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hopefully not. Carson did nothing wrong other than just how cringe the entire dirty talk was.
      Not to mention the ages between them were viable to legally allow sex in Indiana. The legal age of consent is 16 and upwards in Indiana.
      Technically it is illegal to keep the pictures of Sam, the willing and enabling "victim", but I doubt he did. Considering that he told his Lunchclub friends that he talked to a minor because of how he felt bad about it, so I don't find it plausible that he has any "child-porn" in his possession, at least for a year or two now. And even though it's illegal for the pictures, it would be legal for them to have consensual sex. And people are acting like because of this Carson did something immoral. And the only thing that actually comes close to Carson being immoral would be the "power-dynamic" observed in Carson and Sam's relationship. I don't think Carson had any ill-intent or malicious intent regarding his fame, and also his fame wasn't that immense then during the start of 2019 like it is now. I think Carson might have just been a bit lonely and wanted a relationship and Sam was willing to do it and Carson didn't have much of a reason to say no.
      So, if Carson can't be held accountable for anything legally, which is what I suspect, and he didn't do anything immoral, and Sam wasn't hurt whatsoever (despite how she's acting like a victim on Twitter), I really don't see why Carson is being cancelled or why this is even news. Actually, I do. People just want to feel accomplished and say "we're the good guys!", "We got the bad guy!" even though they're ignorant of the damage that this is doing to Carson's life, meanwhile Sam is fine with no damage done to her emotionally or physically whatsoever.

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pepper9905 based

    • @jamesspargo9399
      @jamesspargo9399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To me the bad part wasnt necessarily the sexting, but the fact that he continued to do it after he told his friends he would stop and they invested so much time into helping him. Schlatt and Josh felt seriously betrayed by Carson when this all finally came out

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @uhm. You can tell it didn't do much with her. She was really pushy herself too, if Sam wasn't comfortable with it she wouldn't have said "I want to keep going". She's in a victim role here. She can say Carson abused her and she would be believed. Carson had 7k at the time that happened, that's not much to me. It is bad how Sams acting like Carson hit her with a car or something. You can just tell from the screenshots that it didn't do much with her.
      Twitter kids hould just get tf out of businesses of people they barely know. They get pleassure out of seeing people fall that barely did anything.
      In fact, cancel culture doesn't exist. They cancel Quackity for speaking Spanish but let Tony Lopez and Zoe Laverne (actual child groomers) still make millions and live the good life while Carson and many others have to almost give up their career because the Twitter kids can't ignore it. Like, hello? That's not cancelling, that's being ignorant.

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @uhm. I've red them, enough times. I will keep defending him cuz you know what might happen otherwise? He might never return without shit tons of hate.
      Again, you don't know how long they were talking whith each other. They were in the literal same grade. If she wasn't comfortable with it she should've again just say that, where did you see her say "please stop, I don't want this anymore. It doesn't feel right" once? No where, because she probs was partly enjoying it too. How "vulnerable" she was is a talkable topic. She was turning 18 in a literal month. She was litterally agreeing and going with him 98.9% of the time. He had 7k at the time they started talking I meant. She probally was still going with him because of the fame he had.

  • @ezi553
    @ezi553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    carson didnt deserve what happened to him

    • @justelliot4870
      @justelliot4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice name

    • @bcuskkiaxd277
      @bcuskkiaxd277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish I was able to take that blow for him he’s such a genuine nice guy

    • @jakobgrimes2061
      @jakobgrimes2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened? Is he ok?

    • @simonea4238
      @simonea4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao guess he did

    • @ace-yy8xx
      @ace-yy8xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      uh oh

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you!
    EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

    • @chumzeek9982
      @chumzeek9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epuc

    • @ericreyes5047
      @ericreyes5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeet

    • @KnightSlasher
      @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So guys we did it

    • @lordvaughn1525
      @lordvaughn1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Carson when have’s million subs

    • @Michael-wn7er
      @Michael-wn7er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for that. Im still gonna harass you with my signs tho
      -foreskindoggo

  • @demdem4493
    @demdem4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    9:04
    "are your parents still together?"
    "yes"
    "oh he didn't tell me that.."

  • @conradmurraytv
    @conradmurraytv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Pain. Just pain.

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    2:54 cereal when no milk

    • @jjboomerang7263
      @jjboomerang7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      42:40 cereal when have milk

    • @Lumix_Corrupt
      @Lumix_Corrupt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jjboomerang *have's

    • @33elkyeet91
      @33elkyeet91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude
      Edit: grammar

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

    • @itsadryn9693
      @itsadryn9693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

    • @lilppp
      @lilppp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

  • @breademperoar9613
    @breademperoar9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sometimes I come back here and pretend nothing happened

  • @stamrowbitbud895
    @stamrowbitbud895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only TH-camr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on TH-cam and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3242

    If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jolt pppppopppppppppp

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      404 Not Found stroke?

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

    • @matt-gi4wu
      @matt-gi4wu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro that was mad funny
      I’m literally wheezing rn

  • @nvllify808
    @nvllify808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    [39:34]
    Do you have any AA batteries?
    i have a d a u g h t e r

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      W

    • @HinaElevirst
      @HinaElevirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how this comment has 300+ likes but only a few comments

    • @nvllify808
      @nvllify808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zach Icteronit that also confuses me.

    • @ilikegoblo4665
      @ilikegoblo4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zach Icteronit there’s not really much to reply about to a comment that literally copy’s a joke from the video just to gain likes

    • @arise_femto
      @arise_femto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

  • @youtubian200
    @youtubian200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

  • @-Rezin-
    @-Rezin- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    We miss you Carson

  • @bisaillonchloe
    @bisaillonchloe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5116

    I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on TH-cam. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

    • @sugsy7077
      @sugsy7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

    • @Akyeo
      @Akyeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

    • @mig3666
      @mig3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He doesn't smoke weed tho

    • @themelancholia
      @themelancholia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sugsy7077 meanie

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10485

    I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

    • @kayonaise5091
      @kayonaise5091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Epic 😎

    • @dreadflares5667
      @dreadflares5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Pretty sick brah! So radd
      Let's get it duuude
      Surfs up

    • @blaz9474
      @blaz9474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Well, at least you clearly liked it!

    • @naelbarakat2166
      @naelbarakat2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *thank you for this blissful comment*

    • @tylerninjablevins6311
      @tylerninjablevins6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      bruh moment #47

  • @SIKO_STEZ
    @SIKO_STEZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

    • @pearuzu
      @pearuzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i agree!!

    • @Kreep305
      @Kreep305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ._.

    • @Diabeetus.
      @Diabeetus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this didn’t age well

    • @teresarodriguez3661
      @teresarodriguez3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhhhhh-

    • @riz6875
      @riz6875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

  • @LotusExigeS
    @LotusExigeS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

  • @doctorcatster8751
    @doctorcatster8751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "There is blood everywhere!"
    *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

  • @Viortide
    @Viortide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    This was a real bruh momment
    And he clearly likes it

  • @OGrealBungo
    @OGrealBungo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this video is practically his memorial

  • @chloehappy1014
    @chloehappy1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Don’t tell me about the drama. Let me enjoy this.

  • @ph013nichs5
    @ph013nichs5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

    • @themonthlyspooker2552
      @themonthlyspooker2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ok nerd

    • @Yetigaming420
      @Yetigaming420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok chuck

    • @bleach9508
      @bleach9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s called eas tones

    • @thomaspitt7181
      @thomaspitt7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brand_NewCherryFlavor ah I see, a man of culture

    • @kyleolejniczak9745
      @kyleolejniczak9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You probably site the scientific inaccuracies in every movie you watch

  • @Polar333Bear
    @Polar333Bear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

    • @snowytoshio3554
      @snowytoshio3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg

    • @arise_femto
      @arise_femto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

    • @mahi-um2bo
      @mahi-um2bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Get in contact.
      *_N O W_*

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

    • @samfairbanks3692
      @samfairbanks3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Polar333Bear
      what was he like in school?

  • @inkdrink1345
    @inkdrink1345 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Missing the old squad

  • @jessnicole12
    @jessnicole12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    12:13 it STILL kills me that shane dawson used this dasani water bottle clip in his conspiracy theory video and THAT’S how i discovered carson’s channel.

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

    • @Xenshi.
      @Xenshi. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he's the diamond to my diamond

    • @derekhenschel3191
      @derekhenschel3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

    • @defaultplay3r363
      @defaultplay3r363 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are the diamonds to his sword

    • @dillonramos5071
      @dillonramos5071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deep bro………

  • @topaz_talon
    @topaz_talon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    Nobody:
    Still nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Carson: *It is I, Dasani Water Bottle*

    • @sandypannu123
      @sandypannu123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read this as it happened

    • @Dekinoz
      @Dekinoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *DRINK ME AND FEEL THE DRYNESS OF 1000 SUNS*

    • @James-fg2eo
      @James-fg2eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Tachanka drink from me*

    • @CrystalTheErudite
      @CrystalTheErudite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then the Lord spoke upon to him,
      “It is I, Dasani Water Bottle. Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns; attack me if you dare!”

    • @blobisbored
      @blobisbored 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I quote that all the fucking time

  • @carolinacordova9162
    @carolinacordova9162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I cant wait for.the next anything

    • @kobecreates8044
      @kobecreates8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He made another one

    • @floringheorghe2022
      @floringheorghe2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

    • @burrito3372
      @burrito3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

    • @Gr8day
      @Gr8day 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

  • @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve
    @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is all we got now since he prolly isn’t ever coming back

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doubt

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cumburger69 everyone has cut ties with him. It'll be difficult to even try

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Artremas hard doesnt mean impossible

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cumburger69 I just don't think Carson would be up to the challenge. He might start an entirely new channel though, I could see him trying that

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Artremas oh he cant comeback as callmecarson i agree with that.

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin"

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats the time stamp?

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zank5840 thank you

  • @sawyerspearman5297
    @sawyerspearman5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    “he’s a husk”
    funniest shit for no reason

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i am

    • @doubleabattery8099
      @doubleabattery8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck
      He arrives

    • @cork5379
      @cork5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "How did you feel today at PE?
      Happy
      *Hollow*
      or sad?"

  • @santiago-jv6jr
    @santiago-jv6jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    man, i miss carson so much

  • @weave4247
    @weave4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Can't wait for the next one

  • @crawfishdig
    @crawfishdig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?"
    *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

  • @shadowskale
    @shadowskale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole."
    Yup.

  • @boybiggs3940
    @boybiggs3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    *IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION JUST HOW CLEAN THAT INTRO WAS THO???*

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fairy fountain theme is my favorite song in the legend of zelda

    • @sofiatrujillo621
      @sofiatrujillo621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What song is that

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sofiatrujillo621 the fairy fountain theme from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

  • @Osprey8010
    @Osprey8010 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:42 i've been laughing at this bit for 4 years because when he screams after the the fireball it sounds like an angry dog being hit

  • @garf5484
    @garf5484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    "I want to slap the baby"
    -Cargskin ,2018

    • @heehoooo
      @heehoooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Cargskin" Is my favorite part of this comment.

    • @thomaspitt7181
      @thomaspitt7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't it carkskin....it doesn't really matter

    • @kxnglee
      @kxnglee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how you gonna name yourself "You're average Rem fan" but say "You're" instead of *Your* and also your profile pic as Zero Two?
      **TRIGGERED**

    • @Kafetaw
      @Kafetaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, cargskin

    • @Kafetaw
      @Kafetaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Rem

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

  • @nitzel9909
    @nitzel9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We will never see videos like this again

    • @pixelabo
      @pixelabo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)

    • @lewash
      @lewash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watch him go

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15:16 "Those crabs scare me"
    "No, that's a black dude"

  • @charleswang_
    @charleswang_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    “Now I can make my joke.”
    “What is your joke? This better be excellent.”
    “I-“

    • @trutwhut6550
      @trutwhut6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want to hear the joke

    • @hydroelectriclyre2775
      @hydroelectriclyre2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we never did hear the joke
      :(

    • @samm_4240
      @samm_4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

    • @charleswang_
      @charleswang_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

  • @-0-___
    @-0-___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    *How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

  • @renowned9885
    @renowned9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:54 sometimes u slap the baby and it makes absolutely no noise

  • @mr.salaxander8330
    @mr.salaxander8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    After I’ve gone back and watched literally all of his videos again, I’m reminded on how this man never ceases to make me laugh out loud and feel better, no matter what is going on in my life. His videos have got me through some tough times, and made my happy times even better. Thank you CallMeCarson, for your wonderful content and if you happen to be reading this, the true fans have no cares about the 17 year old girl who wanted clout and put you down for it. Please, come back and continue to make our days even just that little bit better.

    • @TheGamingBun
      @TheGamingBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna miss this man too many good memories

  • @ttison5570
    @ttison5570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

    • @coolbiker3320
      @coolbiker3320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

  • @salvalence1302
    @salvalence1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    “When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bish wat da faq no u

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bish wat da faq too much energy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bish wat da faq there you go perfect

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bish wat da faq you speak!

  • @sanderwaglen4904
    @sanderwaglen4904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i miss you man

  • @sambryant3428
    @sambryant3428 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

  • @G1ngerGiant
    @G1ngerGiant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    -Best of CallMeCarson-
    *80 Minutes of Carson Wheezing*

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThaGingerGiant gimme a minute

    • @robbierotten1309
      @robbierotten1309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next time add dash’s to the sides of the words you want crossed out, like this lol
      -......- or -_____-
      Like
      -CallMeCarson- Discord Pewdiepie

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robbie Rotten gimme a minute

    • @kitkatsartsuwu8398
      @kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just 80?

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kitkat de kitten gimme a minute

  • @notandum
    @notandum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

    • @999togetin2
      @999togetin2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

    • @quancena5772
      @quancena5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

  • @nghtmur
    @nghtmur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    42:42 laughed so hard at this part I peed myself from the terror of his rampage and from how hilarious it is

  • @michaelelsheimer8797
    @michaelelsheimer8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We all love you Carson threw the darkness to the light. We love you and everyone of us are willing to talk

  • @zygis1819
    @zygis1819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

  • @puffydude5287
    @puffydude5287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is..........
    He clearly likes it!

    • @obxternal
      @obxternal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

    • @megans5566
      @megans5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^

    • @ballastmcgee2314
      @ballastmcgee2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

    • @bear2878
      @bear2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

    • @ThatPurpleOnYT
      @ThatPurpleOnYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the last 8 seconds?

  • @nibbles35
    @nibbles35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I sometimes come here to pretend that nothing happened

  • @dinonuggyyyy
    @dinonuggyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    nah imma jus forget about what happened, he was still the best.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Why would you peel the rind off the pringle? That's the best part

    • @unjuiceable9080
      @unjuiceable9080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Jesus Christ made it that way

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same dude what about top beef pizza? i kinda like it but its _fucking descusting_ when the Amatos Pizza worker forgets to _shear_ the *_film_* off of the beef before its cooked. amatos worker if you see this... plz dont forget to shear the film off of my pizza and others, or it will taste like burnt rubber and smell like dog cum.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redneckmaniac3463 yeah man it's fucked up what they do

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoever eats burgers without the peel is a dumbass

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @perioax6506
    @perioax6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    You already know ima bout to watch this in study hall tomorrow

    • @jacobvandertoorn4605
      @jacobvandertoorn4605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spectrum already have

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

    • @Kylesstuff
      @Kylesstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      After that can you like get me some internet?

    • @WLCB22
      @WLCB22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

  • @Desmodania
    @Desmodania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we all miss you king

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Im here to watch, even though what he did was wrong, but I still just want to laugh.

    • @guitarsoot784
      @guitarsoot784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same, ill always enjoy his content, even now.

    • @uv-al
      @uv-al 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@guitarsoot784 He didnt "sext" an underaged girl, that is just lies, traves and noah backstabbed him for clout, and there was really no basis as not only the gnome keemstar acknowledged they were allegations, but one of the people who was involved apologized for lying proving that it was most likely a played up joke or lie, i dont know where carson went, i think hes just hiding from the drama probably in a mental health panic.

    • @drakejefferson449
      @drakejefferson449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uv-al he isn't using his mental health is a victim card unlike mini Ladd dead he genuinely has problems and needs to get them sorted out

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uv-al I agree but the girl admitting was a fake Twitter account