They mentioned Glenn being "healed" by a quack chiropractor basically spinning him around in a centrifuge. Then, at 26:55 Matt drops his "he committs like Bedlam Asylum" joke that the boys hated, but it was actually a GREAT joke. Besides the wordplay/simile, one of Bedlam Asylum's more infamous "treatments" was "rotation therapy", wherein the patient was subjected to violently fast and long spins, usually until the patient vomited. As always, Christman is the underappreciated genius AND jokester of the Chapo boys. Im so glad to see him back online, re- learning posting lol. Here's to his returning, and lasting health. ♥️♥️ Coarse as he can be (or perhaps partially BECAUSE of his coarseness), he is without question one of the smartest historians & political theorists of our age. Prayin/Vibin/Hoping for all the best for our special boy.
I actually saw The Christmas Sweater in a theater when it was out. We saw the kind of people who were there and it was literally the first crack in the façade for us. None of us are conservatives now; a lot has happened since that time - but I remember the beginning of the end being framed by Glenn's histrionics and the realization that "oh fuck, we're the marks...."
The prank call thing is even worse than they think. Another local radio host’s wife had miscarried, and he called in and made fun of him, finishing eith ‘I guess your wife can’t do anything right’ or something to that effect
before hearing this segment originally, I had initially only remembered Glenn Beck briefly, as he was sort of at his height on Fox and in the cultural zeitgeist, and in learning more about him as a figure, like holy smokes I cannot express how much I love the political analysis that identifies Glenn Beck as the like, strange & traumatized Freikorps weirdo who would go on to be the Ur-MAGA intellectual & performance motivation. such a truly fascinating figure.
Glenn Beck was the late night hot head. His career ended the moment he choose Ted Cruz over Trump. He went on the air talked a bunch of crap on trump and asked everyone to vote for Cruz.
I remember reading tuesdays with morie in middle school and laughing about something and my teacher got upset and asked if morie would think it was funny and I replied no he’s dead and she got pissed
When Will says “I’m gonna go join a gang” and Matt says “I’m gonna get sexed in!” I laughed so hard I got a headache. Jesus, my face hurts. This is an amazing bit. (51:15, you’ve been warned)
I thought Matt was gonna reference scott adams instead of hitler. While it wasn’t hysterical blindness, he was also afflicted with a weird “condition” 🦄
From beginning to end, one of the tip-top GOAT Chapo segments. God, just imagine if they'd read the Mueller report or something instead of riffing on Christmas Sweater for an hour...
I like that they've had the dream sequence/vision sequence argument tons of times before. they tell Felix to shut the F up like they're not going to have _this_ conversation _AGAIN._
The darkest Sanders was ours. Think about it. The fucked timeline HAD a colonel sanders, and 40 years later, a lunatic speaks directly to maliciously functional retards and racists over the tee vee and models his physical style on a dude you've only ever seen on a bucket of fucking chicken parts.
I actually read The Last Lecture for a college class (required read) and I kinda wish they had elaborated on their thoughts cause they kinda just peaked into that topic and then peaced out
I had a hs social studies teacher who looked and acted like Glenn Beck. told me I couldn't be agnostic because that was just cowardly atheism lmao. he also used to slam his hands on his desk and do like a horse kick when he was hyped
I had a HS IB Chem teacher who was apparently a drug addict. One day he threw up at his desk and passed out. Some of us recorded him slouched in his own vomit at his desk while some more responsible students ran to get help. He was fired. He also looked like James Carville.
I had a High School biology teacher who laughed exactly like Penguin, sent me to the back of the classroom once for asking if we were getting suckers that day. He angrily said “they’re called LOLLIPOPS!” 🤔 That was in 1991.. I’m still unpacking it.
Am I the only one who finds it weird that the sect that actually believes that humans can become like God and is sometimes accused of polytheism or polytheistic tendencies is the sect of Christianity that Matt says is "the most Protestant of Protestant sects"?
the Christman thesis is that american protestantism, in its practice, is the belief that to have success in america is to become, in and of yourself, God. beyond all judgement, save your own, and capable of doing whatever you want to the creatures beneath you. mormonism's idea of "there's a finite number of spots for super-heaven, and in those spots you yourself get to be god" just takes the practice and makes it the explicit canon text.
@@xalrath I mean OK, but that's the Christman thesis. It's just projecting evangelical capitalism onto the doctrine of Protestantism itself. I'm no Christian by any means, but it seems kind of silly. At least Protestantism, when you get past the megachurch evangelical movement, doesn't have this weird, almost transhumanist idea of self-deification about it.
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Do you think Glenn Beck ever says "Glennliness is next to godliness"? Because I can't imagine just letting that one go to waste.
And god is empty just like me
Whoa, now, Billy
He's Mormon, so absolutely. He probably believes he is on the path to godhood, like all good little Mormons.
If he knew that one, it would have become a tagline for something of his, by now.
“YOU GOT TICKETS TO FOGHAT!!”
They mentioned Glenn being "healed" by a quack chiropractor basically spinning him around in a centrifuge. Then, at 26:55 Matt drops his "he committs like Bedlam Asylum" joke that the boys hated, but it was actually a GREAT joke. Besides the wordplay/simile, one of Bedlam Asylum's more infamous "treatments" was "rotation therapy", wherein the patient was subjected to violently fast and long spins, usually until the patient vomited. As always, Christman is the underappreciated genius AND jokester of the Chapo boys.
Im so glad to see him back online, re- learning posting lol. Here's to his returning, and lasting health. ♥️♥️ Coarse as he can be (or perhaps partially BECAUSE of his coarseness), he is without question one of the smartest historians & political theorists of our age.
Prayin/Vibin/Hoping for all the best for our special boy.
Need longer explanation. Humor go over Grug head.
"14 herbs and 88 spices" ahahaha
I actually saw The Christmas Sweater in a theater when it was out.
We saw the kind of people who were there and it was literally the first crack in the façade for us.
None of us are conservatives now; a lot has happened since that time - but I remember the beginning of the end being framed by Glenn's histrionics and the realization that "oh fuck, we're the marks...."
Straight up favorite chapo bit ever
"You know who also had that? Hitler." 11/10 digression Matt.
“I open up my wallet and it’s full of memes” -Glenn Beck
“He is John the Baptist and Rush Limbaugh is Moses “
Limbaugh is more like the apostle Paul.
I’ve been trying to think of the Adam and Eve, Buckley and Rand maybe?
@@DKNT102 nice. I would have thought Buckley would be the snake wrapped around the tree.
@@DKNT102 Burke would be Adam, Buckley possibly Noah. Rand is….maybe Ezekiel?
And jesus is trump?
Hearing Matt and Virgil arguing over whether or not the ghosts of A Christmas Carol were of God is such a joyous cacophony!
This sent me off on a wonderful tangent of realisation, discovering the secular moral structure of A Christmas Carol.
This is Beck's take on evangelion
Looking like colonel Sanders high on his own supply out here.
He's gotten so fat that even his earlobes have cellulite.
this one is God tier, one for the books. "grab my slippery fish!"
As someone who loves Charleston, SC and went to college there, im sorry this happened in our lovely city
Virgil: Are you SURE this book isn’t for kids?
KEK
and lowkey sliding in creeptacupar lingerie buying techniques, all in one episode.
This dude looks like he has a UTI every week
"it's about a guy going and meeting his old philosophy professor at this nursing home as he's dying and getting all of his pearly wisdom on his face."
The prank call thing is even worse than they think. Another local radio host’s wife had miscarried, and he called in and made fun of him, finishing eith ‘I guess your wife can’t do anything right’ or something to that effect
hell yeah, dudes rock
Damn that's rough
They're incredibly eloquent and insightful in this one
before hearing this segment originally, I had initially only remembered Glenn Beck briefly, as he was sort of at his height on Fox and in the cultural zeitgeist, and in learning more about him as a figure, like holy smokes I cannot express how much I love the political analysis that identifies Glenn Beck as the like, strange & traumatized Freikorps weirdo who would go on to be the Ur-MAGA intellectual & performance motivation. such a truly fascinating figure.
Neon Glenesis Beckvangelion
Mormons, the most protestant protestants, the Uruk-hai to the Orcs!!! As an ex-mormon, this is hilarious!
I remember the first time Glenn Beck cried on t.v.
It was crazy
glenn beck does a book: please lord. kill me know.
glenn beck has a play: just give gas and matches - i do it myself.
“If you want to destroy my sweater…”
The Christmas Sweater is a picture book as well. Got It as a Christmas gift when I was like 10.
are you fourteen?
That book came out 10 years ago I’m 23
@@throwawayaccount4722 oh ok
Beck legitimately needed male hormone restorative therapy. Weepy men in their 50’s going through “manopause”.
300 Becs
Glen Beck looks like a successful Sam Hyde in this picture
The serial killer?
Now he looks like a mall Santa left out to die in the desert
@@hotepkiller1180 he can't keep getting away with this!!!!
@@Derlaid ha, now he looks like he's in a wind tunnel!
I always thought he looked like Colonel Sanders’s fail son
Glenn Beck was the late night hot head. His career ended the moment he choose Ted Cruz over Trump. He went on the air talked a bunch of crap on trump and asked everyone to vote for Cruz.
Cruz also did this...
I remember reading tuesdays with morie in middle school and laughing about something and my teacher got upset and asked if morie would think it was funny and I replied no he’s dead and she got pissed
Fuck dude LOL
Don't know any of this nerd shit, but sick fireback bruv.
Good Lord -- it is Mormon Shen Yun.
I do declare...
When Will says “I’m gonna go join a gang” and Matt says “I’m gonna get sexed in!” I laughed so hard I got a headache. Jesus, my face hurts. This is an amazing bit. (51:15, you’ve been warned)
"We been playing Smash for an hour bro, you weren't pushing any buttons, where you been, man?"
My dad took me to Glen Beck's 8/28 National Mall restoring honor rally.
What was it like??
God damn they need to make a movie based on Glenn Beck's career
Young Beck: Cooper Hoffman
Older Beck: Paul Giamtti
Roger Ailes: A 6 foot pile of mashed potatoes
You say that but weepy Jonah Hill would be Oscar hungry to portray him as a conflicted sensitive person
I thought Matt was gonna reference scott adams instead of hitler. While it wasn’t hysterical blindness, he was also afflicted with a weird “condition” 🦄
We need Glenn Beck to call Bernie Sanders a threat to the republic
From beginning to end, one of the tip-top GOAT Chapo segments. God, just imagine if they'd read the Mueller report or something instead of riffing on Christmas Sweater for an hour...
Great stuff folks
This is probably the funniest Chapo review.
I love the image of Glenn Beck riding the vomit comet.
This pic of Beck looks like he's auditioning to be Phil Donahue's stunt double.
Tom Waits has been mentioned. I have connected all the dots in my media consumption :)
this video is a new christmas tradition
I like that they've had the dream sequence/vision sequence argument tons of times before. they tell Felix to shut the F up like they're not going to have _this_ conversation _AGAIN._
this is because they're tired of felix dreaming the future again
i donno why but the love shack bit just kills me every single time.
The analogy of Uruk-Hai to Orks and Mormons to protestants is brilliant.
I guess that's why they can tolerate the Utah sun...
There is a Canadian story called the Christmas sweater from the early 20th century. I think glen just ripped it off.
refreshing to hear the word haplogroup in a video where I'm laughing my ass off
“It’s a little known place” phew that’s a big lol
Still waiting on that Sam Bee apology.
Glennjamin Beckham
Neon Glennesis Evangelion
Oh, Glenjamin…the darkest timeline Colonel Sanders…
The darkest Sanders was ours.
Think about it.
The fucked timeline HAD a colonel sanders, and 40 years later, a lunatic speaks directly to maliciously functional retards and racists over the tee vee and models his physical style on a dude you've only ever seen on a bucket of fucking chicken parts.
That _Time_ cover. My God, that f**king _Time_ cover...
I actually read The Last Lecture for a college class (required read) and I kinda wish they had elaborated on their thoughts cause they kinda just peaked into that topic and then peaced out
Peeing myself at work 😭🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Glenn Beck is an old tyme carney. 🎡🎪🎡🎠🎪🎠
Y’all say it’s made for adults. Tell that to one of the 5th grade teachers at my work who reads it to her class!
Wow! Glenn Beck has a new look! Is he going to shill for Kentucky Fried Chicken as the new Colonel?
51:15 “I’m gunna get sexed in!”
He’s lookin like if Colonel Sanders got high off his own supply
Discussion of the play starts at 22:51 :)
A close friend and mentor of mine was totally alienated by his lifelong childhood best friend after Glenn Beck ruined said childhood friend's mind
rip pr0spector88
What about adding the date of the podcast to the video description?
What was the Virgil joke at 40:39
The song Love Shack
Glenn Beck and his Interactive Daymare
Benn Gleck
*nailed it*
Is that Sam Hyde cosplaying as Beck in the thumbnail?
broke at "I need minis"
Castletown, Idaho, or sumpin.
Lol, "slope." Matt's racist jokes are like little easter eggs 😂
I had a hs social studies teacher who looked and acted like Glenn Beck. told me I couldn't be agnostic because that was just cowardly atheism lmao. he also used to slam his hands on his desk and do like a horse kick when he was hyped
I had a HS IB Chem teacher who was apparently a drug addict. One day he threw up at his desk and passed out. Some of us recorded him slouched in his own vomit at his desk while some more responsible students ran to get help. He was fired. He also looked like James Carville.
I had a High School biology teacher who laughed exactly like Penguin, sent me to the back of the classroom once for asking if we were getting suckers that day. He angrily said “they’re called LOLLIPOPS!”
🤔
That was in 1991.. I’m still unpacking it.
Glenn Beck looks like a young Colonel Sanders.
This "sweater"story is a cheap ripoff of a Christmas story about a boy who receives a toronto maple leafs sweater for instead of a Montreal sweater.
At least it wasn’t a ripoff of that shitty Christmas Shoes song
Colonel Sanders means business.
I get the feeling Matt was reading a Hitler biography at the time that they recorded this episode
34:55 such a classico ep
“The arrows are going EVERYWHERE!” (Golf clap)
Where can I watch this travesty?
Am I the only one who finds it weird that the sect that actually believes that humans can become like God and is sometimes accused of polytheism or polytheistic tendencies is the sect of Christianity that Matt says is "the most Protestant of Protestant sects"?
the Christman thesis is that american protestantism, in its practice, is the belief that to have success in america is to become, in and of yourself, God. beyond all judgement, save your own, and capable of doing whatever you want to the creatures beneath you. mormonism's idea of "there's a finite number of spots for super-heaven, and in those spots you yourself get to be god" just takes the practice and makes it the explicit canon text.
@@xalrath I mean OK, but that's the Christman thesis. It's just projecting evangelical capitalism onto the doctrine of Protestantism itself. I'm no Christian by any means, but it seems kind of silly. At least Protestantism, when you get past the megachurch evangelical movement, doesn't have this weird, almost transhumanist idea of self-deification about it.
52:20
"...the Uruk-Hai to Protestantism's orc army." Heh.
17:02 IS THIS WHY PEOPLE TRUST CHIROPRACTORS?
He's nuts- how bout we end the conversation there....
CTH- Glen Becks of the left ◀️
What..🤣
Found the guy who thinks horseshoe theory is a thing. They’re always around, and it’s always the same routine.
CTH- Warios of Glen Beck!
@@SUPERBURLBOYROY - Rube of the Tube
Weak
The conservative John Stewart
51:15