everyone in riverdale being absolutely cringey

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  • @gelpenlover
    @gelpenlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32155

    This is how me and the other 7 year olds would talk when we pretended to be teenagers.

    • @alaskareads2541
      @alaskareads2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

      Baylie Ok, but this this is too accurate

    • @rnunyabidness2747
      @rnunyabidness2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Too true

    • @sienamarsico97
      @sienamarsico97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      underrated comment

    • @annamess6463
      @annamess6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      YES YES YES EXACTLY

    • @katiek0706
      @katiek0706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Baylie OMG LITERALLY WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE

  • @sissysnapped7275
    @sissysnapped7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7253

    "creating a signature look"
    - wearing cat ears -

  • @arihuertas4423
    @arihuertas4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13096

    The fact that the people in the riverdale universe use their ship names when they talk to each other is just full body cringe...

  • @lynb2741
    @lynb2741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12242

    “I wanna live the wattpad life”
    Riverdale: *the wattpad life*

  • @bethanward9639
    @bethanward9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32176

    Me having 14 different personalities playing dolls at 8 years old

  • @user-jk3qf4ei3y
    @user-jk3qf4ei3y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19156

    Bet you forgot Archie was a football player and wanted to be a musician.

    • @lone_333
      @lone_333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      I love you 3000 it’s high school musical all over again

    • @smhsav
      @smhsav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      LoNE` DEADDASS

    • @junebugsjukebox
      @junebugsjukebox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      i think archie forgot too

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

      Yes, but at least he's experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Now he plays boxing for some reason😂😂

  • @rosastasi2965
    @rosastasi2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17247

    They actually say their ship out loud. I can't believe this. "A Vughead kiss could save a future Bughead from imploding"
    CRINGE AF

    • @backgroundperson7374
      @backgroundperson7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

      The level of cringe in this line gave me shivers

    • @choaerie
      @choaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Exactly smhh

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      whats a ship?

    • @rosastasi2965
      @rosastasi2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@TheRafaelBond Oh, it's more like a fan thing. It's the fusion between two names of two characters that, for example, I would like to see together as a couple; like Bughead (Betty and Jughead).

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@rosastasi2965 so the fans started with the term "ship" (why ship?) and the writers picked up on it and used them as lines? that is indeed weird. or did the writers come up with ship but the fans with the specific pairing, e.g bughead, and then the writers used that?

  • @gagefranke6290
    @gagefranke6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12618

    My theory is that Riverdale was only meant to have 1 season. But when the CW wanted another one, the writers had no idea what to do, so they just wrote a bunch of random shit without even thinking.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +968

      That’s not even a theory it’s obvious

    • @iattacku2773
      @iattacku2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      If I’m not mistaken it was supposed to be a movie

    • @gagefranke6290
      @gagefranke6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@iattacku2773 That would've been MUCH better. Even if sucked, at least then it would only be about 2 hours worth of cringe.

    • @beauty-jc9xy
      @beauty-jc9xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Also, the actors signed a 7 season contract

    • @angriffslusticherWildoger
      @angriffslusticherWildoger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It’s originally a comic story so they have no free choice with the storyline

  • @user-ik7vm1kt6q
    @user-ik7vm1kt6q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6362

    ”drOp tHe bUttErkNifE bItcH” is now my new motto

    • @t31etubby
      @t31etubby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      loop zoop one time I dropped a butter knife on my ankle and I have a scar now.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Father I crave the bUtTeR

    • @tan_the_man
      @tan_the_man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually couldn't believe how bad that scene was.😂

    • @erinhemby1450
      @erinhemby1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that part

    • @ashclouds2139
      @ashclouds2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me on my fifth slice of toast in 15 minutes

  • @wheresmyalmondmilk727
    @wheresmyalmondmilk727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24416

    veronica: **gets splashed with smoothie**
    archie: **dramatically drops sandwich**

  • @hannah-gm4bl
    @hannah-gm4bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31442

    It’s like the writers just copied a bunch of stories off of Wattpad.

    • @moraimarebori9482
      @moraimarebori9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      HAHAHAHAHAHA The best comment

    • @rosem4ry610
      @rosem4ry610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

      they looked up "riverdale fanfic +18 lemon" and each story is a chapter

    • @justruthh
      @justruthh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      no way wattpad has better stories then this-

    • @hannah-gm4bl
      @hannah-gm4bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@justruthh Yeah, I’ve actually read some good stories.

    • @Angela-mh6ye
      @Angela-mh6ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moraimarebori9482 I agree lol

  • @mari-sx9pb
    @mari-sx9pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4411

    whenever i recall my embarrassing moments and feel like crying over them, i watch this video to remind myself that people have done far more embarrassing things

    • @becomeresilient
      @becomeresilient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So damn true 😂😂😂😂

    • @jakelee7083
      @jakelee7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *On camera.

    • @jakelee7083
      @jakelee7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Optics First Honestly, who doesn't tell themselves that?
      "Y-yeah... I'm making money at least... my friend bet me 20 bucks.... yeah."

    • @nandyy0808
      @nandyy0808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aubreycooksey6054 are you slow?

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boy have I done embarassing things throughout my life. For example
      Being terrified of the Jurassic Park ride when I was a kid, I cried when I saw the T-Rex
      Vomiting on the cafeteria of a cruise I went with my parents
      Calling my english teacher “mom” by accident
      Falling down of a the talent show platform in school during a presentation
      Accidentally crashing against my first crush and ended up breaking her nose by accident
      Going to the plane’s bathroom and seeing a couple getting busy inside
      Falling of a horse and literally ate dirt
      Forgetting to put a shirt on after PE because I’m used to being shirtless at home and going inside the class like that
      Accidentally tripped with a teacher and she fell down the stairs and had to be rushed to the hospital
      Oh and my love life is embarassing as hell, don’t even get me started on that

  • @ferretneedssleep8451
    @ferretneedssleep8451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4333

    Everyone: how high are you
    Riverdale writers: 174cm

    • @user-vb3kn6ur3s
      @user-vb3kn6ur3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't get it

    • @careersmile8962
      @careersmile8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Loll
      I'm dead 😂

    • @eilidherasmus6926
      @eilidherasmus6926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Irene it’s a joke about how people watching think that the writers were high (like on drugs) while writing the show haha

    • @katherine7367
      @katherine7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @balaallayeueu6746
      @balaallayeueu6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      N dumbass🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @syd2812
    @syd2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10084

    The fact that Jughead already had a shipname for him and Veronica when she said they should kiss, means that he was probably fantasizing this moment since they first met.

    • @Labinzel
      @Labinzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      I mean it's just swapping one letter

    • @katherine7367
      @katherine7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That’s what i thought

    • @scruzyplush2656
      @scruzyplush2656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Let's not get any fan fiction on our hands now (lol)

    • @kenadie4361
      @kenadie4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh no-

    • @trulyspxrkz
      @trulyspxrkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Not really, it's easy to come up with "Vughead" considering it's just one letter change.

  • @starzsaturn
    @starzsaturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9362

    when ethel said “🥤👩🏻”
    archie said: 🥪⬇️

    • @everyonesemail8979
      @everyonesemail8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      911

    • @rowanbeknowin
      @rowanbeknowin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Litty Lili i cackled 💀💀

    • @gia7889
      @gia7889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And Veronica should’ve said: 👩🏼🤛🏼

    • @hithere7159
      @hithere7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Litty Lili bahahahaha

    • @Dwilly345
      @Dwilly345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt that

  • @rubycooper5922
    @rubycooper5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    I can’t believe my 11yr old self watched riverdale and was like “yeah this seems like what life must be like for 15yr olds”

    • @omlette_leia6721
      @omlette_leia6721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      LITERALLY SAME like I'm glad Riverdale got me through some of the hardest years of my life but really??? THIS is what I chose to watch and buy literally all the merch for???

    • @llenn9116
      @llenn9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm 19 and while wathcing it, I thought... was this the thing that we're supposed to do at 15? LOL I didn't experience any of that 😂

    • @katebishop8308
      @katebishop8308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same tho- like I’m A S H A M E D.

    • @satyre_1
      @satyre_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my fucking God, you poor soul..

    • @thiernobarry4462
      @thiernobarry4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@llenn9116 😂😂fr is

  • @allieheartbeauty13
    @allieheartbeauty13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5036

    milkshake: thrown
    sandwich: dropped
    wig: snatched

    • @wheresmyalmondmilk727
      @wheresmyalmondmilk727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      hotel: trivago

    • @sarxedits2807
      @sarxedits2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      svynnxxx dammit i was gonna day that but that’s why I checked first 😌

    • @madison8744
      @madison8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alice O’Duffy hotel trivago

    • @onepunch2310
      @onepunch2310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      peacelovechocolate slingshot: shot

    • @knifecat1064
      @knifecat1064 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarxedits2807 same

  • @Raven-up7yv
    @Raven-up7yv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6786

    That archie guy looks like he's suffering every second with veronica

    • @activitine62
      @activitine62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Archie himself is annoying

    • @theoriesicantexplain2433
      @theoriesicantexplain2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@activitine62 idk man he's just kinda funny how stupid he is.

    • @laserchicken5815
      @laserchicken5815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He's just like confused all the time

    • @allie7574
      @allie7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Activitine the whole cast is so annoying. Except for archies dad. One of the reasons I stopped watching the show

    • @grace-hl1rl
      @grace-hl1rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theoriesicantexplain2433 ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ

  • @lemons3689
    @lemons3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8282

    You don’t know how much I cringe every time someone in Riverdale says *WE’RE ENDGAME*

    • @autumn205
      @autumn205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Bro when Archie’s mom said it I DIED

    • @haleyk2376
      @haleyk2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I've cringed everytime a cast member said "Endgame"

    • @xXkittygirl420Xx
      @xXkittygirl420Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lemons are life were infinity war

    • @stevi6844
      @stevi6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Veronica said it to Archie 😂

    • @sleezyyeezy8636
      @sleezyyeezy8636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We’re in the endgame now

  • @meliiina_4647
    @meliiina_4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I still want to know who thought that making some teen girls dance sexually in front of a prison full of criminals was a good idea.

    • @hannahmoses5736
      @hannahmoses5736 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If you told the "Archie" comic lover 9 year old me the synopsis of Riverdale I would be contract tuberculosis

  • @sydnextd0or
    @sydnextd0or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23936

    lmao how do they say their lines without laughing 💀💀

    • @gremlyn1658
      @gremlyn1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

      They think of the salary. XD

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

      They just repeat inside their heads
      *I’m getting paid for this.*
      *I’m getting paid for this.*
      *I’m getting paid for this.*

    • @scarlettto7774
      @scarlettto7774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      yousmelllikecereal lol that’s why they are good actors lol

    • @airpoduserc1199
      @airpoduserc1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      They probably have so many retakes

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      if they do laugh the scene just gets reshot... thats how movies and shows work... ever seen a blooper reel in your life?

  • @lunadoves
    @lunadoves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9860

    Every time Veronica calls Archie "Archiekins" I lose 5 years of my life.

    • @xiaooooo
      @xiaooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      that's from the Archie Comics

    • @MachinaX7
      @MachinaX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@xiaooooo so? Doesn't make it any less cringe

    • @xiaooooo
      @xiaooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@MachinaX7 just a note lol

    • @MachinaX7
      @MachinaX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@xiaooooo Plus I've noticed the show seems to care more about the recentish comics and threw the original ones out the window

    • @xiaooooo
      @xiaooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MachinaX7 sadly :(

  • @leolonieisenberger6615
    @leolonieisenberger6615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29362

    who just randomly changes their clothes in front of a window?

  • @kanyewestfan4758
    @kanyewestfan4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    “If you didn’t notice I’m weird, I’m a weirdo, I can’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in!”
    “The ups and downs of high school football.”
    “I dropped out of fourth grade to run drugs and support nana.”
    Seriously this show has the weirdest quotes

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ThE ePiC hIgHs AnD lOwS oF hIgH sChOoL fOoTbAlL

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't forget that part where Jughead starts talking about his hat.

    • @kanyewestfan4758
      @kanyewestfan4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@mynameisreallycool1 “do you ever see me not wearing this stupid hat?” well than take off the hat

    • @nadiarowbotham6273
      @nadiarowbotham6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThIs hAt

    • @illusion9358
      @illusion9358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jughead is my Halloween costume😂

  • @manikaaa7822
    @manikaaa7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25166

    why do i feel like cole would roast the shit out of this show if he wasn’t a main character lmaoooo

  • @goatmadej
    @goatmadej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11711

    everyone in Riverdale: basic, awfully written
    Kevin: gay. that's his personality. the riverdale writers think that gay is a personality. Still. the only somewhat likeable character.

    • @tamakama5844
      @tamakama5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      Ikr, it's so fucking annoying. And the fact that they changed Jughead's sexuality from the comics from asexual to straight pissed me off, there's barely any ace/aro representation in shows anyway and then they take this away from us🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

    • @livwilson8495
      @livwilson8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tamakama ikr

    • @kneal9203
      @kneal9203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Would like but you got 666 soo...now you have 777

    • @dish.6279
      @dish.6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WasabiLover if*

    • @franknfurter5336
      @franknfurter5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      kevin is literally the only character with a thought complex, and actually talks like a person

  • @lovelymilxks9066
    @lovelymilxks9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5858

    ....there's no way cheerleaders can show up to a juvie 💀💀💀

    • @choaerie
      @choaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Exactly so unrealistic

    • @narajayde520
      @narajayde520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      and it was so cringe lol

    • @prwstrini9368
      @prwstrini9368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I'm just wondering how and why almost all of them agreed to it

    • @emmarose894
      @emmarose894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they weren’t they were on city/state ground

    • @emmarose894
      @emmarose894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it was outside of the fence and on the road and grass witch is completely okay

  • @eyelove_owlcity
    @eyelove_owlcity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4979

    Honestly, Riverdale's cringe is kinda fun to experience

  • @dorkknight7225
    @dorkknight7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23241

    As a male teenager, I can confirm that we go mad and bang the fences whenever we see a bunch of girls dancing.

    • @nikithareddy2025
      @nikithareddy2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

      username checks out

    • @genesisspace5331
      @genesisspace5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Your teen and you watch bruh watch some anime for some shit my nigga

    • @genesisspace5331
      @genesisspace5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @An Alien From Area 51 no I’m having lunch NO SHIT IM HAVING A STROKE

    • @mastinho6761
      @mastinho6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Speak for yourself

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      @@mastinho6761 you must be really fun at parties

  • @KD-by5if
    @KD-by5if 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19204

    Literally archie has dated every single girl on the show

    • @put4ng
      @put4ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      Kissed too.

    • @calobmumper5118
      @calobmumper5118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      He has omg

    • @katatory
      @katatory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      he hasn’t kissed Toni, Melody or Ethel

    • @asinine8143
      @asinine8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@katatory i sense an archie lover

    • @katatory
      @katatory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      《LadyCrystal》 honestly Archie is underrated and everyone is so focused on jughead

  • @ninijendeukie7466
    @ninijendeukie7466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16076

    I cringe when they use their ship names on the show.

    • @ema3383
      @ema3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

      Also "endgame"

    • @c0sm1caudi0s_7
      @c0sm1caudi0s_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same

    • @carolineevans4155
      @carolineevans4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      NiNi Jendeukie i love the show but I want to cry when they use them

    • @sonevelvet9066
      @sonevelvet9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ik this is a horrible thing to do on a random video but i cant- sTAY HYUNJIN

    • @xyz_7505
      @xyz_7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg saaaaaaame

  • @elissawesterby5279
    @elissawesterby5279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The fact that Ethel walked from pops to the school holding a milkshake just to throw it on Veronica is kinda funny.

  • @danielvincent9157
    @danielvincent9157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9079

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    not even Jesus himself:
    Cheryl: I OWN RED

  • @coco-de5vj
    @coco-de5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3269

    I vomited when Jughead said ‘vughead’

    • @kupidslvr9102
      @kupidslvr9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He said "Bughead" That's their ship name :/

    • @lol-tsio
      @lol-tsio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@kupidslvr9102 He said Vughead too

    • @fiona-ll7fe
      @fiona-ll7fe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i vomit when he says anything

    • @anthonyscherbring3785
      @anthonyscherbring3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I thought for the longest time that Jughead said f*ckhead🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobrox1632
      @jacobrox1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fiona-ll7fe 💀💀💀

  • @taykaitlynfn
    @taykaitlynfn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6322

    no one:
    nobody at all:
    betty: *licks glass*

    • @jessxx5873
      @jessxx5873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      todoroki shoto that’s cute

    • @zawh.4749
      @zawh.4749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I think it was the actress who did this, not Betty

    • @em_3tic
      @em_3tic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zawh.4749 she's lili reinfart i hate her

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@em_3tic woahwoahwoah dude, uncalled for

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@em_3tic lili reinfart? that's low, bro

  • @arianna4513
    @arianna4513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    if you watch riverdale as a drama show, it’s absolutely horrible. But if you watch it as a comedy, its pure gold 😄

  • @lampadedromia9238
    @lampadedromia9238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    1:48 when a ship is mentioned in the script, you know the show is going downhill

    • @choaerie
      @choaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      EXACTLY that is soo unprofessional and they must've watched the videos of there ships which isss....

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats a ship

    • @jadewinterson749
      @jadewinterson749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheRafaelBondWhen you think two people should be together. A ship name is there combined name's. Like if two people named Percy and Annabeth were dating there ship name would be Percabeth

    • @jadewinterson749
      @jadewinterson749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julivashakmadze2380 😁

    • @thegaybookpixie
      @thegaybookpixie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought he said fuckhead

  • @eliascollier4774
    @eliascollier4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    1:12/2:36: My last brain cells trying to comprehend how Polly and Jason are in the same class, considering that Polly is older than Betty, but Jason and Cheryl are twins, and Betty and Cheryl are in the same class.

    • @tatapeep7107
      @tatapeep7107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      L o s i n g I n t e r e s t ap classes hm? skipped a grade hm?
      i’m youda hm?

    • @eliascollier4774
      @eliascollier4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tatapeep7107 I mean for Polly, perhaps, but for both of them... :/

    • @jamie-ug5wz
      @jamie-ug5wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      High schoolers can take higher classes than their grade level

    • @chanelw1237
      @chanelw1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chanelw1237
      @chanelw1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jason and Polly are. Incest

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8741

    Riverdale in season 1: Is about an actual mystery and is suspenseful and good.
    Riverdale now: DaDDyKIns, lots of singing, “the serpent queen is a warrior queen” 16 year olds drinking, stripping, dancing in a jail.

    • @junkmilkshake
      @junkmilkshake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Yeah right? Writers are so out of ideas, my god

    • @Angela-mh6ye
      @Angela-mh6ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@junkmilkshake ikr

    • @Angela-mh6ye
      @Angela-mh6ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Yes the writers just forgot the whole point of the series and how they are meant to be 16-17 year olds in most of the seasons like wth

    • @jdieueiozozei4602
      @jdieueiozozei4602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      They don't even study like wth

    • @rihannafenty4203
      @rihannafenty4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@jdieueiozozei4602 FR, I barely see them doing any type of school 💀💀how are they passing and how are their parents okay with it-

  • @knm505
    @knm505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    " Read my glossed lips JuStiN gIngErlAke"
    I diedddd🤚🏾😭💀

  • @kybug4life879
    @kybug4life879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6884

    Why is everyone humping the fence during jailhouse rock

    • @autumnrose9655
      @autumnrose9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      Because they’re hormonal teenage boys in jail and there’s girls on the other side of the fence

    • @likeacorpse
      @likeacorpse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Autumn Rose but aren’t some of them like, older than 18

    • @autumnrose9655
      @autumnrose9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Paige we don’t know why some of them are in jail so we don’t know if they’d be up to messing around with underage girls

    • @gremlyn1658
      @gremlyn1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@likeacorpse probably why they're in the slammer lol

    • @scruzyplush2656
      @scruzyplush2656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Their thirsty for girls

  • @bigsimp6137
    @bigsimp6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    “Dont freak out. Just trust me.” ISNT THAT WHAT SHE SAID TO BETTY WHEN SHE KISSED HER AS WELL 😂

  • @designbygeorgia
    @designbygeorgia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    the whole veronica and jug kiss “speech” was so unnecessary 💀
    holy shit thanks for the likes 🤪

    • @savoywilliams
      @savoywilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya it rly wasn’t that deep but ok

  • @virginiasmiles8865
    @virginiasmiles8865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Veronica’s proposition that her and Jughead should kiss is ridiculous but the fact that J responded with “A VUGHEAD KISS” ARE YOU KIDDING MD

  • @otrachicadeyoutube6853
    @otrachicadeyoutube6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I just imagine every single one of them cringing real hard before sleeping like "Why did I say that? I-".

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The actors or the characters because honestly 💀

    • @otrachicadeyoutube6853
      @otrachicadeyoutube6853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@panonymousbloom5405 Both.

    • @ASLUHLUHC3
      @ASLUHLUHC3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @rramirin
      @rramirin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@panonymousbloom5405актёрам хотя бы платят 🥹

  • @lie9371
    @lie9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    no one:
    veronica: *dAdDy*

  • @msisolaa
    @msisolaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3216

    VerOniCa HeRe iS yOuR SenTenCe
    *splashes smoothie on her*
    What is this court 🤣

    • @msisolaa
      @msisolaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helen-zi6pd Yah exactly ew

    • @designbygeorgia
      @designbygeorgia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      everybody- :o

    • @hedvigteilmann7099
      @hedvigteilmann7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a milkshake lol

    • @Debar28
      @Debar28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are we sure it wasn't just Pepto Bismol with that consistency

    • @eve_f6307
      @eve_f6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT WAS A MILKSHAKE HONEY 🍯

  • @faithkap
    @faithkap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    2:20 every time Archie drops his stupid sandwich I absolutely lose it

  • @abbie.mp4
    @abbie.mp4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3565

    who uses their own ship names I CANT

    • @deftonnnes
      @deftonnnes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      they're trying to be cool with the kids i cant-

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plenty of people I know, please stop being rude.

    • @hazleslife
      @hazleslife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Silly Bean You know people that egotistical? Lamooo it takes a special kind of person to use their own ship name

    • @luvcherry
      @luvcherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hazleslife I do it but 100% ironically lmao

    • @iwantharrysguccisuit1228
      @iwantharrysguccisuit1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      abbie I do it sometimes lol?

  • @apinchofsalt2574
    @apinchofsalt2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4623

    there isn't a SINGLE character in riverdale that I actually like.

    • @mrynasr
      @mrynasr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      true. like every of them just basically so problematic :)

    • @akitoe5600
      @akitoe5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      What about archies dad

    • @mrynasr
      @mrynasr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@akitoe5600 he's a father of the problematic boy lol idk just watched until s3 eps 13 and I'm alrdy tired lol not again:(

    • @antoniaboevska3984
      @antoniaboevska3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I think Cheryl Blossom can change your mind

    • @apinchofsalt2574
      @apinchofsalt2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@akitoe5600 OMG YES I was preaching that he's the only character that matters

  • @soulsearcher7077
    @soulsearcher7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12605

    Riverdale is straight out of a cringey teen Wattpad fanfiction 💀

    • @mumoos1251
      @mumoos1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      say it louder for He people in the back ☠️☠️

    • @columbashomosexuality7738
      @columbashomosexuality7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Honestly, the comic is SUPPOSED to be based on is way better, not amazing, but definitely better. Like wth the totally changed the characters 😂.

    • @Meegoreng100
      @Meegoreng100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I feel like u stanning BTS the epitome of cringe and cultural appropriation, just completely invalidates ur point

    • @columbashomosexuality7738
      @columbashomosexuality7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@Meegoreng100 for once the koreaboos didn't show up and you have to call them. What the hell man, shut up.

    • @hilary3404
      @hilary3404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I’ve read better wattpad fan fiction honestly 😗

  • @ahmedfawad16
    @ahmedfawad16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Me who read the original comics as a kid: *look how they massacred my boys*

    • @ElPenguino
      @ElPenguino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice pfp!!!

  • @Pumpkinpiefish
    @Pumpkinpiefish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    “rEaD mY GLosSeD liPS” okay then

  • @mirjamseinen5367
    @mirjamseinen5367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3902

    "A vUghead kiss might be precisely what it takes to save a future bUghead from imploding" I'm sorry what now?

    • @mat8194
      @mat8194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Kevin Byrnes I mean Jughead is literally asexual in the most recent comic series soooooo..... please make that canon ASAP thank you I don’t want to see anymore burning homes and dark betties

    • @deftonnnes
      @deftonnnes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      trying to be hip with the kids i see.

    • @kimjongun5613
      @kimjongun5613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the more i read the sentence the less sense it makes to me, i only watched the 1st season so can someone explain this to me? are they breaking the fourth wall?

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kimjongun5613 Nah I've heard people irl using their own ship names.

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao yeah because kissing someone else definitely strengthens your relationship!

  • @liaaaaaa8
    @liaaaaaa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4115

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single sole:
    Archie: ChAnGeS ClOtHeS iNfRoNt Of ThE wInDoW

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Mood Edits fr
      Archie: I think it’s time for me to change let me stand in front of my window to see the scenery.
      Me: What are you doing close those blinds also what is their to look at the side of a house and a window? 😑😑😑😑

    • @demolitionman5782
      @demolitionman5782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Not a single sole 🦶🏼

    • @ValentinaVariety
      @ValentinaVariety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      NOT THE SOLE

    • @desiree6949
      @desiree6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @olo828
      @olo828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@demolitionman5782 LMFAOO

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The fact that this has continued for longer than a single season is so far beyond the realm of baffling

  • @erkkialarik
    @erkkialarik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I just remembered that everyone of the main characters in this show are underage

    • @cordeliaanya8999
      @cordeliaanya8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wdym underage they are all like 30-50

    • @ann-hj4df
      @ann-hj4df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Cordelia Anya the characters

    • @Angela-mh6ye
      @Angela-mh6ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@cordeliaanya8999 firstly, most of them are in their 20s or 30s like the main characters in real life plus in the actual show they are in high school and supposed to be 16-17 year olds for most seasons like 💀wth I think the writers forgot about that

    • @Funeral_Mannequin
      @Funeral_Mannequin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cordeliaanya8999 LMAO "30-50"

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought they were like 20 or something

  • @dumpthetea7874
    @dumpthetea7874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4209

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even the smallest chance of anyone even thinking this:
    Boys at the jailhouse rock scene: lEtS hUmP ThE fEnCe
    Fence: HeLp Me GoD

  • @freyamcginley6383
    @freyamcginley6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    no one:
    not a soul:
    not even archiekins himself:
    betty: 👅🍸

    • @melisaawatson5736
      @melisaawatson5736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr like why like a DANG cup😅😅😅😅🤣🤣

    • @chip_t
      @chip_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1:25

    • @sierrafarnum9689
      @sierrafarnum9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok honestly tho if u were wasted and a drop went down the glass I could def see it

  • @stuckinabush
    @stuckinabush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The only non-cringey character in this entire show is Toni. That’s it. She’s the only one.

    • @solarflare5059
      @solarflare5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How about Fred andrews?
      I haven’t watched Riverdale in a while but I don’t remember Fred ever being cringey

    • @avastars3393
      @avastars3393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@solarflare5059 will since the actor who played it died he won't come back

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@solarflare5059 fred was awesome. i miss him :(

    • @user-uk1xw
      @user-uk1xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hiram wasnt cringey

    • @user-uk1xw
      @user-uk1xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither was Hermione

  • @DeanithForeverYoung
    @DeanithForeverYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5980

    I said it once and I'll say it again.
    If Riverdale hadn't a young , atttactive cast with cute outfits it would be unwatchable. Those are the only reasons people still watch it.
    Most of the lines yikes...second hand embarrassment.

    • @Apa372
      @Apa372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I watch it for lili lmao

    • @DeanithForeverYoung
      @DeanithForeverYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@Apa372 I don't even know why I watch it anymore. 😂😂Out of curiosity? For comedic purposes? 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♀️ I'm not even invested in the characters or the storyline...

    • @junghoseok9435
      @junghoseok9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i watch cause it's so twisted and cool

    • @klaralindau6415
      @klaralindau6415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i don’t even watch it anymore, all the characters have changed wayyy to much and the story is so bad and weird

    • @DeanithForeverYoung
      @DeanithForeverYoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@klaralindau6415 the characters change in every episode...whatever fits the storyline. 🤣

  • @balsam4161
    @balsam4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3046

    Why didn’t you just put the whole series? I would have been easier

  • @pinkbettas587
    @pinkbettas587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5728

    Didn't realise how cringey Riverdale was until i saw this..

  • @cvldbre3ze
    @cvldbre3ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Every time any of the characters even breathe, I throw up inside my mouth from the painful cringe.

  • @ralba4033
    @ralba4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    ok riverdale is the type of twisted world that u see in a dream or a coma

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or a nightmare. More like a nightmare.

    • @charlottei148
      @charlottei148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@khfan4life365 or like a type of world u see when you are on drugs lol

    • @deftonnnes
      @deftonnnes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's literally like a fever dream

    • @avrila4588
      @avrila4588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A very strange coma

  • @iggyiggy8128
    @iggyiggy8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    there are a lot more of cringy stuff
    i mean
    musical episodes?
    pls kill me

    • @katatory
      @katatory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      iggy iggy sEveNteeNNnNn

    • @lizbett570
      @lizbett570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can’t listen to the songs from Heathers anymore because Riverdale ruined them for me

    • @E3g4
      @E3g4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lizbett 570 seee I watched that just to cringe cause like

    • @thinmints4life
      @thinmints4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lizbett 570 o couldn’t sing one of the songs normally anymore because of Toni but I’m good now

    • @luchahouseparty8501
      @luchahouseparty8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually like those episodes😂

  • @starkazing7817
    @starkazing7817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I love how you can see the pain in Cole's face when he says that “Vughead kiss“ bit. Even the actors know how bad it is.

  • @leafywasnothere3227
    @leafywasnothere3227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Years of experience in scriptwriting only for your bosses to accept these kinds. Thanks CW, what a world we live in.

  • @eleanorp6588
    @eleanorp6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6452

    Remember when Archie liked music?
    Yeah, neither does Archie

    • @tayandageorge6269
      @tayandageorge6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      He liked it, stopped for a long period of time and everyone forgot about it
      And he randomly liked it again. Then stopped

    • @susannamahima2012
      @susannamahima2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Don't tell this omg the Riverdale script writers are gonna see this now we are gonna get a whole show of Archie singing about his abs

    • @nittynatsha4346
      @nittynatsha4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sugar sugar

    • @starpearlinterlude
      @starpearlinterlude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was laughing til I saw your pfp
      rip Komugi and Meruem💔

  • @_.belladonna_
    @_.belladonna_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    And the same people have the audacity to mock me for watching anime...

  • @graceallie-0.541
    @graceallie-0.541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    No one:
    Actually no one:
    No one and their grandma:
    God himself:
    Veronica: JuGheaD aND I sHOuld kiSs

    • @teodoramaria8424
      @teodoramaria8424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Jughead:vUgHeAd

    • @jackmorley7444
      @jackmorley7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@teodoramaria8424 still not better, in fact that like alone should have got the show cancelled. Terrible writing

    • @teodoramaria8424
      @teodoramaria8424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jackmorley7444 I wasn't saying it was better, just pointed out how cringe Jughead was as well in this scene, trust me, I 100% agree with you

    • @tontos6614
      @tontos6614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That idea was stupid, well like verónica itself

  • @panonymousbloom5405
    @panonymousbloom5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    0:42 She gives out major "Middle schooler coming to class with an animal tail" energy

    • @joshharrison8061
      @joshharrison8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’s just cosplaying a furry 🙄✋

  • @lindvi1894
    @lindvi1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Veronica: ArcHiEkInS

    • @eirwen464
      @eirwen464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or dAdDy

    • @ranjanasen3794
      @ranjanasen3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DaDDykINSsssss

    • @skittlebaby1919
      @skittlebaby1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then there’s Cheryl: cOoCoO BaNaNaS fOr YoU tEeTeE

  • @loicb2746
    @loicb2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8630

    I hope am not the only one who doesn't even watch the show...?

    • @televisionclips1818
      @televisionclips1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Loïc B your missing out

    • @ambermiller3590
      @ambermiller3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      You are not missing out lol. Tbh season one is good, season three though.. utter cringe fest 🤷‍♀️

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      tv clips And you clearly don’t know what good writing is

    • @perksofvon
      @perksofvon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cocob0l0 And you clearly have never felt entertainment. If you don't like it, don't watch. The show isn't that bad. If it's got this many seasons, clearly the show is doing something right compared to others that get cancelled.

    • @perksofvon
      @perksofvon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's nothing cringe...about it? I mean, there's probably been 1 or 2 cringe scenes each season. But people are honestly over-exaggerating. Just don't watch it??????

  • @angelofeliciano
    @angelofeliciano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    0:52 then in later episodes josie goes "i wanna hAve a sOlo caReeR" ... we love a lack of continuity !!!!

    • @AzeemKhan-oz5cq
      @AzeemKhan-oz5cq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This seriously bugged me. I understand character "progression" and "growth" but this is just an utter lack of consistency and is aggravating and irresponsible writing on the writers' part. The other two band members were just completely written off from the show. The story lines of the secondary characters in general in this show are just handled so poorly.

    • @joseantonioperezjimenez4182
      @joseantonioperezjimenez4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AzeemKhan-oz5cq They handled Josie and the pussycats so bad. It's not Josie's fault, nor the actress' fault like they're saying up there being jerks for no reason. Ashleigh Murray is so freaking cool. They (RAS and writers) tried so hard to make Josie look like a freaking razorblade being extra all the time, and didn't wanna develop Josie's storyline until maybe a little in season 2A right before they sent the other two pussycats away. That's RAS and his crew's fault. The 90% of Riverdale's fanbase is more brainwashed with ships and obnoxious characters than Alice Cooper in the freaking farm.
      I guess I just find all the characters awfully written and executed but, amongst all, I'd throw Josie the floater.

    • @VampKat
      @VampKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love that!!!

  • @fatilopp
    @fatilopp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm so glad my mom didn't let me dress as riverdale cheerleader for halloween 2019...thank you mom ily 3000

  • @annabv55
    @annabv55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Riverdale already ruined “Milkshake” and now they ruined “Jailhouse Rock” too. Nice.

    • @leiililuu
      @leiililuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Connie shhh we dont mention the death of our beloved musicals, it's just sad.

    • @vlogwithbrownie
      @vlogwithbrownie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Don’t forget about “lollipop”

    • @silverteethrogue
      @silverteethrogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't forget about Mad World

    • @zaryellllyyy
      @zaryellllyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Milkshake was actually pretty good... I liked the soft tone

    • @sofya7986
      @sofya7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah milkshake sounded good but just the concept was cringey

  • @dollbones1188
    @dollbones1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    *is this legal?*
    *NO SON*

  • @giulianap5621
    @giulianap5621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9222

    Oh i finally remember why I hate josie so much

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      I remember her being my least favorite character.

    • @low-keybi6539
      @low-keybi6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      *LeMmE jUsT sToP yOu rIgHt tHeRe*

    • @evekennedy9801
      @evekennedy9801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      n o t
      g o n n a
      *h a p p e n*

    • @allthingslexi6046
      @allthingslexi6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@evekennedy9801 *little wave*

    • @isabellef808
      @isabellef808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@allthingslexi6046 *little wink*

  • @NTWoo95
    @NTWoo95 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "We're telling a story with our music...."
    "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

  • @jasminehughes8358
    @jasminehughes8358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    That jail scene bothers me so much. A bunch of underage girls dancing for men that have been incarcerated ? That totally makes sense 🙄 #riverdalelogic

    • @marlou.w
      @marlou.w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Jasmine Hughes the boys are underage too haha

    • @alcy03
      @alcy03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Marlou some of them look fucking 30 tho

    • @natsuki4021
      @natsuki4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      alcy thats mostly because TV producers dont know how to hire teen actors lol.

    • @okayfloatstudios3097
      @okayfloatstudios3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Natsuki Hollywood doesn’t want to hire real teen actors for shows like this. Due to child labor laws they can’t work full hours. They legally need to attend schooling and can only be on set for 6 hours max which includes the on set home schooling! So really child actors only film for about 4-5 hours. It cuts down on production time & it costs more to get real kids.
      Adult actors how ever can be over worked for how ever long they want/need to finish a full episode. Some even work full 15 hour days/nights.

    • @_victoria_4428
      @_victoria_4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a fuckin tvshow grow up

  • @siri3441
    @siri3441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    Do I know that Riverdale is cringey? Yes
    Do I still watch it? Yes

    • @tiaanfaith4030
      @tiaanfaith4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Iris Stasiuk same I find the cringey parts funny 😂

    • @fromtheotherlane369
      @fromtheotherlane369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only to find the cringey parts to make vids like this lol

    • @dolcelty
      @dolcelty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤢🤢🤢

    • @rowenasalabao5987
      @rowenasalabao5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahha Same here

    • @cuteanacute
      @cuteanacute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol me!

  • @JohannaKitten
    @JohannaKitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    Everything Veronica Lodge is cringey af

    • @user-du2dq8li7k
      @user-du2dq8li7k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Johanna Ugaz I know Camila Mendes can’t act lol

    • @asumi7984
      @asumi7984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @amber lavenderr she's what "SiXTEen" and talks like some seven year old tryna be like a "cool teenager" uhh, I'm 15 and talk like a normal human being and so do all my peers, thank you very much

    • @gurke7720
      @gurke7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I beg you misogynistic pardon??

    • @JohannaKitten
      @JohannaKitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gurke7720 Misogynistic? It has nothing to do with her being a girl.

    • @gurke7720
      @gurke7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@JohannaKitten it's a veronica quote lol

  • @userlala122
    @userlala122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:10 was probably the funniest part of the entire show or at least as far as I’m gonna watch

  • @jordan-8024
    @jordan-8024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    0:25 “jOsiE rIgHt?” Having you all known each other since kindergarten?

  • @ThePoggers
    @ThePoggers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    Milkshake: thrown
    Sandwich: dropped
    Wig: snatched
    Hotel: trivago

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copied.

    • @dish.6279
      @dish.6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg stop with the hotel trivago comments they’re not funny.😭🤥🤧

    • @jamesnialG
      @jamesnialG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yikes. Please stop.

    • @kandy_kvlt3799
      @kandy_kvlt3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no you made a trivago joke and everyones dying
      *carry on*

    • @qrino
      @qrino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a brazillian meme

  • @boiledkettles6066
    @boiledkettles6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    The vughead kiss is honestly so cringey I am crYING

    • @evacameron4529
      @evacameron4529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      you can honestly tell how uncomfortable jughead is

    • @boiledkettles6066
      @boiledkettles6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tom holland hehe yeah XD

    • @ausername5410
      @ausername5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tom holland hehe I love your username

    • @ktvia
      @ktvia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BoiledKettles I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. I had to skip it haha

  • @nonotreally1425
    @nonotreally1425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Bughead" sounds like an insult I used in 3rd grade ngl

  • @sharonderya3174
    @sharonderya3174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    I always thought that Jughead said "a fuckhead kiss?"

  • @jadebeauregard1510
    @jadebeauregard1510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15546

    I hate RiverDale but I low-key live for these videos 😂😂

    • @hopelser
      @hopelser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jade Beauregard same😭😭😭

    • @MeGumi1920
      @MeGumi1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too😆😆

    • @atiyaha8191
      @atiyaha8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same it really is the only thing I find funny these days lol

    • @anniegraber7271
      @anniegraber7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I died inside when you said u hate Riverdale 💀

    • @thegreathufflepuff7877
      @thegreathufflepuff7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jade Beauregard Me too!

  • @dunjabogojevic4057
    @dunjabogojevic4057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "Is this legal?"
    "No son"
    😂😂😂

  • @crablord7934
    @crablord7934 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Riverdale is literally wattpad teen girl fan fiction writers somehow getting their fantasies aired.

    • @uwgegehejsbajwh
      @uwgegehejsbajwh ปีที่แล้ว

      this is what maladaptive daydreaming looks like

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    For some reason at 1:18, that shot of Archie and Veronica gives me weird Twilight flashbacks.

    • @Radiolonestar
      @Radiolonestar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yo I got the same exact vibes. It even has a little fog like majority of twilight.

    • @hazleslife
      @hazleslife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s the color pallet for that one particular scene. The other clips are more neon and vibrant compared to that... gloom

  • @claudiamitchell436
    @claudiamitchell436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    2 things i’ve realized about riverdale:
    1) the fans write better than the writers
    2) the people who hate riverdale the most are the ones who watch it

    • @sienahibbard4295
      @sienahibbard4295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly Riverdale fucking sucks but it's entertaining to watch

  • @gojosatoru3493
    @gojosatoru3493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    why actually watch riverdale when you can watch these kinds of edits

  • @alexmagney5326
    @alexmagney5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Archie thinking playing footbal in jail and watching Veronica and other cheerleaders perform would change everything is the fictional equivalent of Kendall Jenner giving that policeman a Pepsi can 😂😂😂

  • @keylimekid6269
    @keylimekid6269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    fr i used to watch riverdale and like it but something was always off. i then realized the writing was absolute shit and it's extremely cringy. in a way, i almost want to finish it because i started it, but then i see this video.... lmao

    • @tiffanyeztrada3374
      @tiffanyeztrada3374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ever since season 1, I thought the dialog was cringey but at least it was interesting. after that it just became ridiculous

    • @keylimekid6269
      @keylimekid6269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiffanyeztrada3374 yeah honestly

    • @elaine409
      @elaine409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ikr like wtf is a “Gargoyle king”? and the dialogue _”i might have to punish you”_ like cmon bro 😂

    • @Ava-sq3sz
      @Ava-sq3sz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sugar ray i am going to watch season three on netflix just to see how cringey it is

    • @elaine409
      @elaine409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ava Mae’s Corner, whyyy are you gonna torture yourself like that??

  • @youngfunny1824
    @youngfunny1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    0:06 Lol I had actually thought about that. Like, was he ugly before he got abs? Because let's be real, even if Kj didn't have abs, he'd still be a good looking guy.
    Edit: on another note, the actors have to read and cringe at the script, right? Cause I'd personally be embarrassed if I had any of those lines.

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Young & Funny *script for actors
      Lyrics for artists

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylie9687 oh shit, didn't realize I wrote lyrics instead of script. But, the lyrics on the show are also pretty cringey tbh. Thanks for letting me know.

    • @nes7256
      @nes7256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Idk why but he always looked so unattractive to me 😂
      His abs are the only attractive thing he has imo

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kylie Alvey but wouldn’t it be canvas for artists?
      *_joking_*

    • @ItsXochitlBaby
      @ItsXochitlBaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urischic1668 lmao

  • @ninah7732
    @ninah7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jughead: “Vughead”
    Captions: “FUCKHEAD”

  • @nothere393
    @nothere393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you can see the soul gradually leaving the actors' bodies when they have to deliver these lines lmao