The shot at the railing where he looks down over the crowd, then out, then to the side, then gazes down again…. That is a masterclass. I can only image how many takes it took him to do that.
Four minutes, ten seconds of a man looking like he's just forgotten what he came in the room for, then wandering off in the hope that it will come back to him.
These are the best bits. Once the dialogue starts you long for the silent, moody parts again. The best acting was done by the furniture and the hats. An unbearable vanity-project of a movie. The answer to the question: "What would a Bond Movie be like if James was played by the manager of a Tesco Supermarket?"
There's a total lack of awareness with Flatley.... he's the oldest spoilt brat out there...my goodness this film is bad unless you are madly in love with Michael Flatley and tragically only one person is
People give Flately a hard time but as a multi millionaire with little to do he could have bought up farmland with an agenda to put it out of food production or join the ranks of the wannabe Bond Villains at Davos. instead he sought to entertain........ and failed but at least he tried.
I would LOVE to see this in a cinema on a Friday night. It would rake it in on the cult circuit. If I was Michael Flatulence, I would play up to it and do PAs at the screenings. 😂
This is a great example of how editing and resampling, etc can turn garbage into art. Can you do the entire film like this, with all the cast but remove all the dialogue.
1:08 Bro deadass looked straight at the camera like he’s on the office holy fuck 😂
The most expensive way to discover that you can't act. Millionaires with too much time on their hands adds nothing to this planet.
billionaire
I disagree, you forget to mention humour, I pissed myself watching this 🤡
A great example of "smell the fart" acting.
😂 💨 🤢
His patented "hold your breath until your face turns red and your eyes bulge out of their sockets" acting
Lord of the Glance
The shot at the railing where he looks down over the crowd, then out, then to the side, then gazes down again…. That is a masterclass. I can only image how many takes it took him to do that.
This is the product of vanity and narcissism.
I don’t think I have ever seen anyone try to act as good as Michael here tries to act. He’s surely the best at trying to act ever.
Four minutes, ten seconds of a man looking like he's just forgotten what he came in the room for, then wandering off in the hope that it will come back to him.
he looks like John Kramer from Saw
And now a follow-up with all scenes where he wears stupid hats angled
The sequel is planned. Blackbird 2. Differant hat angles
This is Oscars were made for...to be used as a blunt instrument.
Is it the way he wears his hat, or is his head wedge-shaped?
wedge
Footage enough for thousands of laxative ads.
Please someone tell him where the toilet is? The Poor Dear is too embarassed to ask.
I dread to think what the actual dialogue scenes were like.
These are the best bits. Once the dialogue starts you long for the silent, moody parts again.
The best acting was done by the furniture and the hats.
An unbearable vanity-project of a movie. The answer to the question: "What would a Bond Movie be like if James was played by the manager of a Tesco Supermarket?"
There's a total lack of awareness with Flatley.... he's the oldest spoilt brat out there...my goodness this film is bad unless you are madly in love with Michael Flatley and tragically only one person is
And the big house is his. Talk about vanity
People give Flately a hard time but as a multi millionaire with little to do he could have bought up farmland with an agenda to put it out of food production or join the ranks of the wannabe Bond Villains at Davos. instead he sought to entertain........ and failed but at least he tried.
I would LOVE to see this in a cinema on a Friday night. It would rake it in on the cult circuit. If I was Michael Flatulence, I would play up to it and do PAs at the screenings. 😂
Is this an advert for imodium?
What possessed him to do this I do not know, he clearly cannot act for toffee.
Starts with an e, ends with an o and there is a g in there somewhere.
Trying to stay relevant in old age, and michael flately always thinks michael flately knows best. Instead look what he created 🚽
Tax
Toffee would have been an overpayment
0.24 looks back, do I have any lines? 😂😂
The greatest film ever made.. This makes The Naked Gun look like Platoon.. Hilarious..
Proof positive that ego is not ability.
As Jimmy Kimmel once said about Matt Damon, his acting is so effortful
Ego will lead a man down narrow paths!
I love the idea that he thought - fadoras are cool . He had his neo guns moment - I need hats lots of hats !!
Any man who can wear his hat at a jaunty angle is ok by me 🧐
it gets stranger when you realise he looks like John Kramer from Saw
That’s 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back!!!! 😮
This is wonderfully surreal. 😂
Every off camera glance should be accompanied by a barely audible fart sound
Michael Flatley does not need you to love this film. He loves himself more than enough.
This was proper funny 😂😂😂
What an absolute tool he is 😂
In a lot of scenes it looks like he`s hefting out a biggy
indeed
He looks like he left the gas on 😊😊😊
Almost as deep as tap dancing.
He can beat up bigger brick shithouses than that other shortarse can, Cruise, mind you Cruise is the business
Love a bit of gazing into the middle distance
I understand he won best actor at the Monaco Streaming Awards for this
He did, in his own mind…
this is like me acting
This comment contains more dramatic effect than the entire movie
Should try doing Riverdance, you never know.
He looks like a salesman from C&A with dementia
He seems to have spent the entire film trying to remember where he left his car keys. 🤔
I've not watched the movie, but I'm sure I bet, the best part of the movie was the credits. Every scene with him holding his breath to hold a fart in.
I can't see the problem here. Can someone explain?
Are you related to Stevie Wonder?🤔
That hat.
So Mr Flatley..... you live to Tap Another Day.
Dude can't even put his hat on straight ! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😭
This is a great example of how editing and resampling, etc can turn garbage into art.
Can you do the entire film like this, with all the cast but remove all the dialogue.
There’s a cat in a hat ….. a hat on an angle
don't do this!!!!....he's at home right now jackin it to this very footage!
That constant nagging........did I leave the immersion on?
Powerful stuff. 😅
One of the best films ever made!! It's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hope he does The talented Mr Flatley.
A lot of hats
This is the kind of movie you make when you need a tax deduction for business losses. Memelords, please commence your righteous work...
SHIT HES RIPPED THOUGH
Mesmerizing, like a fatal car crash.
out acted by hats
This is actually a good film, plenty of action, sex and gore.
Dude's edgy, no denyin' dah.
This film was a multi millionaire’s mid life crisis
Not so bad... All things considered...
Actually, not that bad