Gotta admit, *"Douche Bag Parking"* videos & images are some of my favorites. *"Douche Bag Parking"* , *"Cheating BF/GF Texting"* (although, most of the texts are fake now, 9/10 times).
I work at a school where the seniors did a prank where they to school early on the last day and parked sideways in the under class men parking lot taking up all the parking spots not thinking about the under class men coming in just to block all of them in not to mention on a day that seniors got out early so couldn't leave lol it was hilarious
nobody survives even one bit Buy a clear thick automotive lube, then squirt it on top of his windshield wipers. He'll be fine till it rains, turn the wipers on and wipes it perfectly on the windshield. Watch them on the side of the road using their sleeve to try to clean it off.
The Smart at 4:30 is a “car2go,” a shared rental. No one is saving parking for it. People hate the lines of these things parked in front of their homes after the evening rush home.
Whats funny is, when assholes park that, they don't give a fuck about anything or anyone but themselves. Then when you block them they get all pissed off. I watched a guy climb over from the passenger side to the driver side, screaming for whoever owned the jeep to move it. He finally got behind the wheel and started it, then had to go back and forth until he could get out, almost 40min later. He was ready and able to leave. At that point, I got in my jeep and drove off, he was still cussing me as i left and I said use your head next time or I'll park on top of it.
My favorite is the horizontal park. Just because you see the opportunity to park like that doesn't mean you can or should. Guy got what he deserved and I hope he was inconvenienced to the max.
CHECK LICENCE PLATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot say how many times I have been pranked to vandalized. I require 8 feet(About 2 meters) so that my side ramp on my vehicle allows me both in and out of my car. Models of cars change, even for us cripples. That means some of us don't use loud, large vans. Yet we still need wheelchair Van Parking. This takes you to the spaces painted with blue stripes next to handicapped parking. Its not because they were getting rid of extra paint. it is to keep that area clear for wheelchair ramps. It does not matter if you have wheelchair plates, DON"T PARK IN BLUE STRIPPED SPACES. PLEASE, please check before you Key a car, leave bad, nasty, karmic notes. Or make lives worse then they already are, some have to park differently and not because we overeat or did not exercise, leaving our hips and knees as useless joints.
josestr8murknu81 it may sound that way to you and after 40 years I don't wish this lifestyle on anyone. But, maybe you have a token cripple friend. Kind of doubt it by the tone of intolerance. You try it. Electric or manual. Side entry vehicle. Either finding a parking place, or worse coming out and finding one of these "pranks". While your at it it try cobblestone street, older sidewalks, especially on garbage day. The world is not perfect for everyone. Never will be. But check be fore you do this. Take a moment and try to behave better then you sound.
Worked for a lumber yard, had a supervisor who would take 2 or more spaces all the time. He never did figure out not to mess with forklift drivers, after one of his NON-parking jobs we (the forklift drivers) would take the 2 ton lift and HIDE his van! If we were feeling nice we would leave it on the ground. The day I left that job, he screamed at me for 15 minutes over something I didn't do, my solution was to HIDE his van on top of two pairs of bunks of 2x6 lumber (about 6 feet in the air), drop the keys on the yard (not the parker) supervisor's desk and said have a nice life!
Saw a bad triple parker in some handicapped spots, had a bottle of gorilla glue. Wrote ASS on the windshield and each individual window. Why didn't that make it in here? ;) ps; no. They didn't have a plaquard or tags.
One time I parked in a horizontal parker. I waited outside. He came out saw what was going on returned to customer service to complain. They told him there was nothing they could do he then came out and sat in his car till I came out. He just stared me down and sped off when we pulled out. BEST DAY EVER
When they boxed the car in with the shopping Carts, they kinda played themselves. They can just push all of them into the parking lot which will just create problems for them.
This one time a driver took up two parking spots at ruby Tuesday's and my dad got a tissue, wrote what he thought, and sneezed on the tissue and put it on there car.
i was parking my bike in a spot i always do infront of my work the sign says motorcycles only and this truck parks there so i park about 1 in. in front of his truck and he was to close to the car to back up and he got a ticket for parking there he was standing next to his truck when i parked in front of it and when to work i looked dead in his eyes and hoped off my bike
4:40: the "other" picture clearly shows that the sign and barricade are an extremely aggressive "NO Parking means YOU too!" message as opposed to some schmuck barricading his own vehicle in and others then parking in front and in back of him.
I carry ketchup packets to spray snowflakes cars if they feel like the rules don't apply to them. I may upgrade to a syringe or an eye-dropper filled with brake fluid. Have you ever seen what ketchup does to a Mustang's paint job? Glorious!
with the smart, i drive for Uber eats, i only park for a minute or two, if there are few parking spaces, i park ass-end to the curb, the car is 8 feet long and 5 feet wide.
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I'm so glad you explained what was going on there. I was really confused until you told me exactly what the pictures showed.
It was especially helpful on the one that was exactly the same as the first photo.
Gotta admit, *"Douche Bag Parking"* videos & images are some of my favorites. *"Douche Bag Parking"* , *"Cheating BF/GF Texting"* (although, most of the texts are fake now, 9/10 times).
Brandon Aaron * parks my plane and takes up all space*
Aurα вírdч lands my mosquito xml helo, takes up 6
And uses another car as a take off ramp.
“If I see you do this again, I will key your shit.” 🤣🤣🤣 Glorious!
someone get me those business cards now.
I especially liked seeing the charter buses blocking in the car parked in the bus lanes. Shows a real sense of teamwork.
I work at a school where the seniors did a prank where they to school early on the last day and parked sideways in the under class men parking lot taking up all the parking spots not thinking about the under class men coming in just to block all of them in not to mention on a day that seniors got out early so couldn't leave lol it was hilarious
what a best revenge.
how about epoxy squirted into the keyholes? providing they don't have keyless entry.
nobody survives even one bit Buy a clear thick automotive lube, then squirt it on top of his windshield wipers. He'll be fine till it rains, turn the wipers on and wipes it perfectly on the windshield. Watch them on the side of the road using their sleeve to try to clean it off.
A T Morgan vegetable oil works better I hear
+A T Morgan that's funny as hell. cruel, but very funny!!! a real tear jerker
I had to turn the volume down for this. I dont need someone describing what I'm looking at
Chester G that's literally what he said he did. You're not the brightest bulb in the box are you?
Chester G he said he turned it down...
thats so nooby Same shit.
Chester G lol he did idiot
Viktor Kalashnikov cool story bro
2:25 i love how u keep calling the camaro "the Yellow car"
The Smart at 4:30 is a “car2go,” a shared rental. No one is saving parking for it. People hate the lines of these things parked in front of their homes after the evening rush home.
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That's why you have a winch or a towing chain to hook up and pull them out of the way....
Lmao the thumbnail with the busses had my laughing hard
You take up more than one spot and I'm around, you won't have any working exterior lights.
Whats funny is, when assholes park that, they don't give a fuck about anything or anyone but themselves. Then when you block them they get all pissed off. I watched a guy climb over from the passenger side to the driver side, screaming for whoever owned the jeep to move it. He finally got behind the wheel and started it, then had to go back and forth until he could get out, almost 40min later. He was ready and able to leave. At that point, I got in my jeep and drove off, he was still cussing me as i left and I said use your head next time or I'll park on top of it.
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Tara's kul thumps up for me
4:30 just call an Uber and leave ur car overnight to block the guy from leaveing 😂😂😂
Thanks for fully explaining every. single. picture. I had no idea what I was looking at.
Omg I love his voice 😂💜💜💜👌
Aalyiah chicago and detroit princess 😘
I love your videos
0:22 did he just call this jeep a truck
Awesome video 👍🏻
"Hey, I don't like the way this person parked. Let's just make it even harder for them to leave."
the fire hose rocks
Wtf it's not a shopping cart. ITS A TROLLEY!
My favorite is the horizontal park. Just because you see the opportunity to park like that doesn't mean you can or should. Guy got what he deserved and I hope he was inconvenienced to the max.
I like how u don't swear when it says a bad word thanks!! 🙂🙂👍🏻
Once my mom parked rlly badly and we got a note saying "shit parking, great job :)" and she Bursted out laughing......
Ha ha ha funny parking 🕺💃🕺💃🇮🇳
Did anyone notice The truck in the first one says zombie outbreak on the back windshield.
Thanks for explaining stuff that is clearly visible in the video.......
Love the shopping cart one
Don't call 911.
Call Medea.
Lol
CHECK LICENCE PLATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot say how many times I have been pranked to vandalized. I require 8 feet(About 2 meters) so that my side ramp on my vehicle allows me both in and out of my car. Models of cars change, even for us cripples. That means some of us don't use loud, large vans. Yet we still need wheelchair Van Parking.
This takes you to the spaces painted with blue stripes next to handicapped parking. Its not because they were getting rid of extra paint. it is to keep that area clear for wheelchair ramps. It does not matter if you have wheelchair plates, DON"T PARK IN BLUE STRIPPED SPACES.
PLEASE, please check before you Key a car, leave bad, nasty, karmic notes. Or make lives worse then they already are, some have to park differently and not because we overeat or did not exercise, leaving our hips and knees as useless joints.
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josestr8murknu81 it may sound that way to you and after 40 years I don't wish this lifestyle on anyone. But, maybe you have a token cripple friend. Kind of doubt it by the tone of intolerance.
You try it. Electric or manual. Side entry vehicle. Either finding a parking place, or worse coming out and finding one of these "pranks". While your at it it try cobblestone street, older sidewalks, especially on garbage day.
The world is not perfect for everyone. Never will be. But check be fore you do this. Take a moment and try to behave better then you sound.
moshe B he has a point on the first one tho
Wow you're going to park next to them and leave a note on their car *so amazing*
I like your voice
Jose Moanińho me too
Ikr
Madison Gibson ugly
SocAnxDis i hate that he explains EVERYTHING
Worked for a lumber yard, had a supervisor who would take 2 or more spaces all the time. He never did figure out not to mess with forklift drivers, after one of his NON-parking jobs we (the forklift drivers) would take the 2 ton lift and HIDE his van! If we were feeling nice we would leave it on the ground. The day I left that job, he screamed at me for 15 minutes over something I didn't do, my solution was to HIDE his van on top of two pairs of bunks of 2x6 lumber (about 6 feet in the air), drop the keys on the yard (not the parker) supervisor's desk and said have a nice life!
I need to print out big ass stickers that say "hey! I park like an ass hole" and stick it right where they drivers side is so they cant drive away
Saw a bad triple parker in some handicapped spots, had a bottle of gorilla glue. Wrote ASS on the windshield and each individual window.
Why didn't that make it in here? ;)
ps; no. They didn't have a plaquard or tags.
Capt'n Joe use paint next time XD
that is savage
But not windshield wipers. XD
Glenmar Jordan I didn't buy paint, I bought glue. And it was for a project I needed to finish that day.
......or place an 1" nail under each tire, when the car backs away, 4 non-immediate flat tires.... complete flat within 1 mile
He tells the story like he was there when it happened
caption on 0:00 "sucks first presents"
lol
For the last one: it really was a "smart" idea 😂 get it? Smart? The car is smart? The company smart?
I'll go jump in a dark hole now
Without the narration I never would have understood what was going on!
These are some pretty good facts.
Watching this with his voice... Made me feel like I was in school again ... And this was a VHS... Even tho I watched it on my smartphone
Love the fire department instead of going over the trunk going thru the window I would have done the samething.
Let's do one about people who drive with their 4-way brights on behind you, especially in the pouring rain.
4:38 these are not just buses, these are blood donation drive
5. WELL PLAYED
The geniuses who parked close to the drivers door will have a keyed Picasso when they return to their car.
3:06 they actually do this one to any car if they have to so it's quite common actually
I like the bus part haahhaa
Person who owns yellow car could simply go through the passenger seat
rachel delgado its a camaro it won't be THAT easf
It's so inconvenient tho have you ever tried to do it? Like if you're tall (I'm 5'9) it's actually a nightmare and especially in a camaro!
rachel delgado true that 😂
2:11 He must have been really pissed!
These are all really old, but still good!
PuddyPuddyLive VG be the
the outback one looks like a double revenge
(At the end) it is a pretty 'SMART' idea😁😁
hahahaha... good job guys.
Beautiful
Number 6 - me: "okay il go through the passenger door"
One time I parked in a horizontal parker. I waited outside. He came out saw what was going on returned to customer service to complain. They told him there was nothing they could do he then came out and sat in his car till I came out. He just stared me down and sped off when we pulled out. BEST DAY EVER
The car2go one doesn't hurt the person who parked it. It hurts the next person who wants to use it.
When I see them parking in the fire zone, I just call the cops. They delight in writing @250 tickets that are a slam-dunk.
Btw the photo on the thumbnail the words on the busses means "donate blood, save lives"
If I call you on your b.s. and you get mad, you are getting pepper sprayed.
When they boxed the car in with the shopping Carts, they kinda played themselves. They can just push all of them into the parking lot which will just create problems for them.
This one time a driver took up two parking spots at ruby Tuesday's and my dad got a tissue, wrote what he thought, and sneezed on the tissue and put it on there car.
The driver of this suv was so worried that their truck would get hit....
i was parking my bike in a spot i always do infront of my work the sign says motorcycles only and this truck parks there so i park about 1 in. in front of his truck and he was to close to the car to back up and he got a ticket for parking there he was standing next to his truck when i parked in front of it and when to work i looked dead in his eyes and hoped off my bike
1:12 my uncle had these printed on card paper
Captions at the beginning:
"Sucks first presents"
I really need some of that parking card. Just to remind people that they need to evaluate their parking skills.
4:40: the "other" picture clearly shows that the sign and barricade are an extremely aggressive "NO Parking means YOU too!" message as opposed to some schmuck barricading his own vehicle in and others then parking in front and in back of him.
The fire hose 👌
i see this all the time.always wanted to do something like what some of them people did.now I think I will
4:43 The driver of this *smart* car doesn't want to lose their spot when they leave
It may have made people mad, but it is kind of a *smart* idea
5:17 is the best part😂
"Please do not reproduce".!
->That's deep...
Now I know to always carry a box of chalk and some of those businesses cards
Ha nice! IN YOUR FACE BAD DRIVERS!
i laughed uncontrollably
Went shopping seen a car parked over two parks. Parked right behind it.
if someone takes up more than one space in an expensive car, just ruin the car (using paint, scratching it, etc)
@ 1:12 great idea lol
That is why my suggestion is that people should be able to buy their own parking spaces
Not all capes wear heros
2:37
Ever heard of a passenger side door?
0:33 FOR THE HORDE!!!!
😂😂😂 my sister has some of those cards 😂😂😂😂
3:45 when you know that place and the freeway to the left.......
How did the big tyres enable the driver to mount the kerb?
I park next to double parked cars all the time.
I carry ketchup packets to spray snowflakes cars if they feel like the rules don't apply to them.
I may upgrade to a syringe or an eye-dropper filled with brake fluid.
Have you ever seen what ketchup does to a Mustang's paint job? Glorious!
In the first one the truck is the only one who will get in trouble
People park just opposite my gate any suggestions?😂
This FREAKING guy took up 2 parking spaces and it turns out that he just 2 for fun. He literally had a mustang I SAW HIM AT THE MOVIES!
2:15 look inside the wind shield guys
One time some douche parked in a handicap spot and me and some friends pushed his car into a non handicapped spot.
Do you really need to provide commentary when we see the photos?
Yes because otherwise, NOBODY would UNDERSTAND what was occuring.
with the smart, i drive for Uber eats, i only park for a minute or two, if there are few parking spaces, i park ass-end to the curb, the car is 8 feet long and 5 feet wide.
Somepeople kept taking my car parking space outside so one night i threw gloss paint all over it