[F4A] Your Eldritch Classmate Comes Over for Salsa (Are Eldritch Horrors Afraid to Dance?)

After plenty of time practicing how you were going to ask your friend out, once you approach her, your blood runs cold and your fight or flight instincts kick in. Your well put together lines suddenly crumble away under the pressure to impress her, and you panic, seeking out any words in the remaining dust. Suddenly you realize you’ve been silently staring at your friend with a slack jaw, for what feels like an eternity.
Leaning into the awkwardness, you feebly ask her what things she likes, hamming up the dopey thoughts actually going through your head.
Thankfully you somehow manage to invite her over so the two of you can practice salsa… At least you’re pretty sure that’s what was said.
Script by SilverSpotter on ASMR Script Haven
[Shoggoth] [Salsa] [Friends to Lovers] [Insecure Speaker] [Reverse Comfort]

[@randombrit13]

I mean, I can't blame her. all human dancing is pretty damn euclidean, although an entity who exists in a non euclidean space could do it (probably) it'd be way harder.

[@alexgids]

You say "otherworldly horror," I say "cutie patootie."

[@janmunchs4293]

Dancing in my brain,
bleeding unreal pain.
The keeper, the gate,
is guarded with hate.
Abyss is waiting, singing and baiting.
„Come here“, she says, „come break the law.“
I follow the siren and step in the maw.
Now i am part of the dream of the beast,
my existence illusions, my feelings a feast.

[@KhanuHydra]

This eldritch horror is quite the cutie

[@chrisleyhe9039]

If Odo and Major Kira can make it work, then these two can make a great couple. Good job Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@ethandkp1750]

Honestly i am completely out of ideas for puns,
The jokes are probably 'dancing' around my brain, but im not sure what 'step' to take

[@chrisleyhe9039]

​@@ethandkp1750😆LOL😆 Writer's block. That's "walts" happening.

[@chrisleyhe9039]

At least she's not trying to learn 1980s breakdancing. CAN'T WAIT!!!😊♥️👍

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

I do love monster girls

[@randombrit13]

thanks for the upload, sir juniper! im later than I've even been, but hey, i accidently caused myself an increased workload so i was too stressed to properly appreciate your magnificence.
gotta love eldritch stuff, even if the originator of the genre was the worst. It's always good stuff.

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

Welcome back! I hope your stress levels are better now.

[@randombrit13]

@JuniperJusticeASMR indeed they are! with some thanks to you of course.

[@altsites8355]

Yes Ma’am I know what a sphere is.

[@bittybedrock4009]

Before I listened to the audio, I thought that this Eldritch Girl heard that we made a mean Mexican sauce and wanted to come over to try some, not dance.
note: I guess we both had the same salsa in mind :)

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

That's the kind of salsa I'd want, too.

[@ArceusZer035]

💚💃how a simple misunderstanding turned to something better.💚

[@mr.vesper5659]

Ngl I thought this was very nice and very entertaining

[@anomanderrake654]

I'm bad at math so we're a good match.

[@lol-2247]

Hello there ☕️

[@MidnightSmoke]

Salsa ..... Honest mistake. OK I am never going to see your true form, but can change your form to anything? Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.