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About MIllion Dollars, But..:
What would you do for a million dollars? Rooster Teeth’s finest would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything. In each episode, a rotating cast of hosts challenge each other with their own hypothetical version of the question "You get a million dollars, but...". Participants have to determine if the deal would be worth it for them in exchange for a million dollars.
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"Thanks for paying me to be here."
"You got paid?"
*Life of a production assistant*
Alien abduction “Now with fanfare”
PilkBoy
it’s under new management
2:31 Of course Matt would be the one to bring up fanfare. XD Remember that "sub in a tub" from Jersey Mikes?
At least he owns it now.
"From the four corners of the Earth, sub in a tuuuub!!!"
I love that it was a 'sub in a tub' of all things.
The text at 2:14 is in Wingdings and translates to:
"you have Just lost The game"
Not even angry. That's just clever.
Are you serious? That is AWESOME.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Thanks for paying me to be here" says the guy who pays everyone to be there.
superlemus2 he's the dream boss. Matt is secretly the funniest person at RT (that's right, I said it Elyse)
Aaron dressed as Ripley from Alien was worth the view.
Bolt SRNA Matt as Dutch from Predator was equally as good
i gave a like to this video, just for Aaron in that scene. Made me laugh till i cried
This scene was worth the whole series.
I want that as a MDB shirt “oh yeah we get money too!”
I'm always amazed by the production quality of these videos
I believe each episode takes a month long to produce.
I'm just wondering why they're _buying_ a baby.
I think they started to lose the premise of the purchase part, but hospital bills for delivery are no joke. Yay American health care!
i love the fact that it was dropped too. that made me laugh.
Ah, right. I forgot about hospital fees. I guess bills would count in this case, if it's not just for a service, I guess?
Not to get the child, but there are delivery fees for the room, supplies, initial checkups, etc.
$700/hr for daycare after childbirth...
They found Gavin's flamethrower.
“Oh ERIN!”
*gets shot repeatedly
it was Blaine
still funny though lol
Erin? Erin Jaeger? Or Aaron? Erina?so many names to choose from...
A-Aron
Thomas Weeden you really thought his name was Erin?
i mean with the dumbo ears
all they said was "name"
and my friends never use my full name. only a nickname. even my family uses a nickname. i would bascilly get a million dollars and barely have to worry about tbe dumbo ears...
i am totally not over thinking this i swear.
What if the use a shortened version of your name does it count
+MrAlittleofeverthin That wasn't mentioned in the video and besides, you can still easily avoid the punishment by using a fake name like so many other already do. This hyopthetical situation has to be the easiest million dollar ever created by RT. I'm almost upset this isn't a real deal, that's how easy it is to avoid the problem and get a million dollar for life no problem.
Rumpelstiltskin
At some point you'll be called on by someone not friend or family, and you might want to have the knowledge that's going to happen out there before your ears bloom out "out of nowhere."
Though if you want to really get into it, it activates with less than a "name," when someone's just trying to get your attention. Nickname, legally-changed name, "you in the red and black sweater," you never have to wonder if they mean you or the person right next to you!
... Hypothetically, anyway.
Itty Kitty Once they realize what happens they'll call your real name
Honestly, a million is not enough for this show.
same! there's hasen't been a single one of these where a mil was even close to worth it, alot are just never worth it like the claw. A mil is not alot of money to live on
Ryan Price yeah they should change it to a billion dollars but. That'll get people moving
It’s a shame we still haven’t had a new episode yet 😪
Awww, now I'm finished watching all the MDB episodes.
So I wonder how long they sit at the bar for drinks, wether is a real bar, and if they only talk about the 3 examples they grab shoots, or keep talking different unused scenarios till they have the ones they want.
Nah it's a set - I think it's generally the off-topic set, which is essentially an actual bar (because it's Achievement Hunter)
Dali that’s definitely not the off topic set. And it changes almost every video.
Btw, the wingdings say: "you have just lost The game"
you guys got me good.
“Oh we get money too!”
Aaron that’s the point
Matt does love his fanfare 😂😂😂
Me sad they haven't done this again in so long its so much fun
The mysterious Matt hullum has appeared!!!
I thought that was Jason Saldana?
0:09
Matt is on point the moment he's on camera.
I love Matt
He just seems like the fun dad that is really trying to make his kids laugh
A million dollars but when your door bell rings the chimney sweepers from Mary Poppins all appear in your house and sing and dance singing "step in time."
Somehow not surprised that Matt's first concern about being abducted by aliens is the fanfare.
"Everything you have to purchase you have to use a claw machine."
*uses a baby as an example*
Guys?
“That’s not the only thing slipping out”
Chris’ puke got me 😂
Hahaha he dropped the baby 😂
On the first one, all you had to say was "you have to get the things you want from a Vending Machine," and I went NOPE!
Lol Aaron "You got paid?"
That awesome Neverending Story reference in the flight scene.
4:37 caption this
stevensays1 a typical day at rooster teeth
NEVERENDING STOOOOORY
If Falcor was Dumbo and everyone was drunk it’d be a story you wanted to end
As quickly as possible.
When you watch too many kids movies
4:47 oh we get money too! Yeah I'm definitely doing it XD
This is the most energetic I've ever need Matt be
I practically live for this segment....I watched all of them in one day about a week ago when I stumbled onto rooster teeth
Anything you buy you have to use a clawmachine. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO USE A CLAWMACHINE ON A BABY. LOL
Loved the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference
Million Dollars but you can no longer sneeze. No matter how bad you need or want to you will be forever in that pre sneezing state.
This is a cool idea for a series kinda like would you rather but million dollars and something else happens.
Million dollar but is now a part of my life.
this is my favorite mdb yet
Ripley alien was the best part of this by far
Anyone else notice how they showed the car being crushed without actually crushing a car lol
I gpt the perfect addition to the dumbo ears. Everytime someone says your name that day, the ears get bigger
Well, haha... Life long friend!
Blaine's laugh at the end: We have fun here.
wow what a wild combination of people. also i love how EVERYONE always makes fun of the "that's a lot of money" line
How am I not just now finding this amazing series?
Blaine’s laugh at the end made my day
Weird thing, as soon as the claw crushed the car, an actual car alarm went off outside my house.
“Oh right we get money! I’m doing it!”
4:03
This may sound dumb, but considering how much junk gets stuck in your ears, imagine how much worse that's gonna be with Dumbo-sized ears.
We need these back
Well ive watched all of million dollars but so now ill have to put aside a month to watch all the podcast
I like how most of the time they forget about the money and just choose the option because it would be fun.
Will there be another episode?
Editors, I see you putting that Blaine laugh at the end lmao
In case you were wondering: The Wingdings subtitles at 2:15 say "You have just lost the game"
With the dumbo ears you can just pull a loophole and have everyone call you by a nickname so it never happens in casual conversation
the parlor in austin that was awsome
Million Dollars, but...
Every time you use a computer. Random keystrokes will be ignored when you type.
Million Dollars But: once a month for the rest of your life, on a random day, you are in “rag-doll mode”.
Did any one else laugh out loud when Matt Hallum mentioned fanfare
Is it our overlord Matt Hullum? By God, it is...
Oh? You have to purchase a baby??? Hahaha
Million dollars but
You always run into a scenario where you must rescue someone from danger
Can we post more of these? I miss them
Where's the series gone I've been waiting.... But I Can wait longer
there's no new episode! :'(
I love how "the government' drives a black hyundai veloster.
Some ideas
1. Every morning you have to reassemble your body like a model kit
2. Every week you have a different animal attribute some positive like the jumping skill of a kangaroo some negative like the speed of a sloth
3. Every representation of a living thing (signs, action figures, etc) within a certain range of you comes to life and acts like they would (dogs bark, villains attack, etc)
Kinda want to throw an idea out there:
How about on the next segment, at the end of the three options given, the cast weigh out 10million... but all three effects mentioned in the episode. Insert funny video with person struggling with the 3 buts.
I was unaware that I had to buy my child back from the hospital XD
Nice! Best MDB in a long time.
Always great to see Matt in videos
Matt said fanfare... HA!
Million dolls but for the rest of your life every thing you see looks like arooster teeth animated adventures episode
Are y'all going to do another episode of million dollars but
I want a shirt that has Burnie’s face and it says “A lot of Money”
How do you propose Million Dollars But scenarios to the series? Can you propose them?
i got one million dollars but you spend the rest of your life with gus but his hammered 24/7
id pay to have the alien one xD
The alien subtitles translates to ‘You have just lost the game’
“Millions dollars but you have to use a claw machine to get the things you buy”
Who buys a baby from the hospital
At least he didn't drop his kid😂👌
Matt is so excited for this
Million dollars but you have to relive season 14 of red vs blue
Great video well done can't wait for more
What about online purchases
“Everything you purchase with a claw machine”...shows babies...didn’t know babies can be bought.
A million dollars but... You don't know the but.
I just want to understand its almost been two months and they didn't do any mdb episode why it was my best series on this channel
I never realized the alien probe has a pink moonball on the end
I never been so uneasy from a alien costume
I love how Aaron forgot he got hypothetical money at the end of this
What a weird cast combo idea. It worked out so well
does anyone know where the location is at 3:55? that place looks amazing
Great scenarios this time
MATT WANTS A FANFARE!