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  • Shop MDB the Game and the new Million Dollar Box! bit.ly/2uRCOZN
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    What would you do for a million dollars? Rooster Teeth’s finest would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything. In each episode, a rotating cast of hosts challenge each other with their own hypothetical version of the question "You get a million dollars, but...". Participants have to determine if the deal would be worth it for them in exchange for a million dollars.
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  • @joshjones6410
    @joshjones6410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Thanks for paying me to be here."
    "You got paid?"
    *Life of a production assistant*

  • @Kibbz10
    @Kibbz10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Alien abduction “Now with fanfare”

    • @sludgeman2597
      @sludgeman2597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PilkBoy

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it’s under new management

  • @P.Mahoney
    @P.Mahoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    2:31 Of course Matt would be the one to bring up fanfare. XD Remember that "sub in a tub" from Jersey Mikes?

    • @dezign7340
      @dezign7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least he owns it now.

    • @adventuroushero1229
      @adventuroushero1229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "From the four corners of the Earth, sub in a tuuuub!!!"

    • @omichron420
      @omichron420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that it was a 'sub in a tub' of all things.

  • @rahulr03
    @rahulr03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The text at 2:14 is in Wingdings and translates to:
    "you have Just lost The game"
    Not even angry. That's just clever.

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you serious? That is AWESOME.

    • @chucknorris-xi8vs
      @chucknorris-xi8vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • @superlemus2
    @superlemus2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Thanks for paying me to be here" says the guy who pays everyone to be there.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      superlemus2 he's the dream boss. Matt is secretly the funniest person at RT (that's right, I said it Elyse)

  • @BoltCRNA
    @BoltCRNA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Aaron dressed as Ripley from Alien was worth the view.

    • @josephmakowski5975
      @josephmakowski5975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bolt SRNA Matt as Dutch from Predator was equally as good

    • @doujioo
      @doujioo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i gave a like to this video, just for Aaron in that scene. Made me laugh till i cried

    • @Dysturbed-00
      @Dysturbed-00 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This scene was worth the whole series.

  • @Mr.Severyn
    @Mr.Severyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I want that as a MDB shirt “oh yeah we get money too!”

  • @cattolord33
    @cattolord33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I'm always amazed by the production quality of these videos

    • @SirPerfectful
      @SirPerfectful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe each episode takes a month long to produce.

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    I'm just wondering why they're _buying_ a baby.

    • @dezign7340
      @dezign7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I think they started to lose the premise of the purchase part, but hospital bills for delivery are no joke. Yay American health care!

    • @epicgamerninja1096
      @epicgamerninja1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i love the fact that it was dropped too. that made me laugh.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah, right. I forgot about hospital fees. I guess bills would count in this case, if it's not just for a service, I guess?

    • @dezign7340
      @dezign7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not to get the child, but there are delivery fees for the room, supplies, initial checkups, etc.

    • @catalysts94
      @catalysts94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $700/hr for daycare after childbirth...

  • @EclipsedEquinox
    @EclipsedEquinox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    They found Gavin's flamethrower.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “Oh ERIN!”
    *gets shot repeatedly

    • @montypython5521
      @montypython5521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was Blaine

    • @Turrick4130
      @Turrick4130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      still funny though lol

    • @thETr0LLInPuMPkin
      @thETr0LLInPuMPkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Erin? Erin Jaeger? Or Aaron? Erina?so many names to choose from...

    • @AndrewPowerTower
      @AndrewPowerTower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A-Aron

    • @69sixtyminer69
      @69sixtyminer69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas Weeden you really thought his name was Erin?

  • @kat2513
    @kat2513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    i mean with the dumbo ears
    all they said was "name"
    and my friends never use my full name. only a nickname. even my family uses a nickname. i would bascilly get a million dollars and barely have to worry about tbe dumbo ears...
    i am totally not over thinking this i swear.

    • @MrAlittleofeverythin
      @MrAlittleofeverythin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if the use a shortened version of your name does it count

    • @ReachStudioPro
      @ReachStudioPro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +MrAlittleofeverthin That wasn't mentioned in the video and besides, you can still easily avoid the punishment by using a fake name like so many other already do. This hyopthetical situation has to be the easiest million dollar ever created by RT. I'm almost upset this isn't a real deal, that's how easy it is to avoid the problem and get a million dollar for life no problem.

    • @dalekprawn
      @dalekprawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rumpelstiltskin

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At some point you'll be called on by someone not friend or family, and you might want to have the knowledge that's going to happen out there before your ears bloom out "out of nowhere."
      Though if you want to really get into it, it activates with less than a "name," when someone's just trying to get your attention. Nickname, legally-changed name, "you in the red and black sweater," you never have to wonder if they mean you or the person right next to you!
      ... Hypothetically, anyway.

    • @dreadedninja7058
      @dreadedninja7058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Itty Kitty Once they realize what happens they'll call your real name

  • @BlazeStorm
    @BlazeStorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Honestly, a million is not enough for this show.

    • @losigar7658
      @losigar7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same! there's hasen't been a single one of these where a mil was even close to worth it, alot are just never worth it like the claw. A mil is not alot of money to live on

    • @jakethunderbird8735
      @jakethunderbird8735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Price yeah they should change it to a billion dollars but. That'll get people moving

  • @MrMoustacheNinja
    @MrMoustacheNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s a shame we still haven’t had a new episode yet 😪

  • @stgm
    @stgm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awww, now I'm finished watching all the MDB episodes.

  • @air-headedaviator1805
    @air-headedaviator1805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    So I wonder how long they sit at the bar for drinks, wether is a real bar, and if they only talk about the 3 examples they grab shoots, or keep talking different unused scenarios till they have the ones they want.

    • @DalithaMW
      @DalithaMW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah it's a set - I think it's generally the off-topic set, which is essentially an actual bar (because it's Achievement Hunter)

    • @analogbug16
      @analogbug16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dali that’s definitely not the off topic set. And it changes almost every video.

  • @ozh5896
    @ozh5896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Btw, the wingdings say: "you have just lost The game"
    you guys got me good.

  • @oolabrini
    @oolabrini 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Oh we get money too!”
    Aaron that’s the point

  • @rhysboot817
    @rhysboot817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matt does love his fanfare 😂😂😂

  • @miss_chrissy
    @miss_chrissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me sad they haven't done this again in so long its so much fun

  • @stephaniema9526
    @stephaniema9526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The mysterious Matt hullum has appeared!!!

    • @DustyBlind
      @DustyBlind 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that was Jason Saldana?

  • @ArthurCrane92
    @ArthurCrane92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:09
    Matt is on point the moment he's on camera.

  • @WilliamHasMelted
    @WilliamHasMelted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Matt
    He just seems like the fun dad that is really trying to make his kids laugh

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A million dollars but when your door bell rings the chimney sweepers from Mary Poppins all appear in your house and sing and dance singing "step in time."

  • @sergiomelendez285
    @sergiomelendez285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somehow not surprised that Matt's first concern about being abducted by aliens is the fanfare.

  • @Mentro140
    @Mentro140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Everything you have to purchase you have to use a claw machine."
    *uses a baby as an example*
    Guys?

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “That’s not the only thing slipping out”

  • @shellshock092
    @shellshock092 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris’ puke got me 😂

  • @n0body550
    @n0body550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha he dropped the baby 😂

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    On the first one, all you had to say was "you have to get the things you want from a Vending Machine," and I went NOPE!

  • @richardlont4480
    @richardlont4480 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol Aaron "You got paid?"

  • @RoadWulf
    @RoadWulf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That awesome Neverending Story reference in the flight scene.

  • @RubixCubist
    @RubixCubist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:37 caption this

    • @finnchapman5435
      @finnchapman5435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      stevensays1 a typical day at rooster teeth

    • @HellYeahCorp
      @HellYeahCorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NEVERENDING STOOOOORY

    • @noraasinktaw3573
      @noraasinktaw3573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If Falcor was Dumbo and everyone was drunk it’d be a story you wanted to end

    • @HellYeahCorp
      @HellYeahCorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As quickly as possible.

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you watch too many kids movies

  • @themedic1591
    @themedic1591 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:47 oh we get money too! Yeah I'm definitely doing it XD

  • @JustKyle43
    @JustKyle43 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most energetic I've ever need Matt be

  • @lightspeed4615
    @lightspeed4615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I practically live for this segment....I watched all of them in one day about a week ago when I stumbled onto rooster teeth

  • @daturtle7035
    @daturtle7035 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anything you buy you have to use a clawmachine. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO USE A CLAWMACHINE ON A BABY. LOL

  • @Airship007Johnston
    @Airship007Johnston 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference

  • @vinreysaltori511
    @vinreysaltori511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million Dollars but you can no longer sneeze. No matter how bad you need or want to you will be forever in that pre sneezing state.

  • @Jason12kool
    @Jason12kool 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a cool idea for a series kinda like would you rather but million dollars and something else happens.

  • @Nepudragon
    @Nepudragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million dollar but is now a part of my life.

  • @chillett
    @chillett 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is my favorite mdb yet

  • @jimmy-breeze
    @jimmy-breeze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ripley alien was the best part of this by far

  • @VinceMoscar
    @VinceMoscar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else notice how they showed the car being crushed without actually crushing a car lol

  • @tcglitten4251
    @tcglitten4251 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gpt the perfect addition to the dumbo ears. Everytime someone says your name that day, the ears get bigger

  • @freemanwithoutthephd639
    @freemanwithoutthephd639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, haha... Life long friend!

  • @dougTheRedFairy
    @dougTheRedFairy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blaine's laugh at the end: We have fun here.

  • @Erdnussbuttertoast
    @Erdnussbuttertoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow what a wild combination of people. also i love how EVERYONE always makes fun of the "that's a lot of money" line

  • @Sakaki98
    @Sakaki98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How am I not just now finding this amazing series?

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blaine’s laugh at the end made my day

  • @EdelynIsaac
    @EdelynIsaac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weird thing, as soon as the claw crushed the car, an actual car alarm went off outside my house.

  • @emilianonuke
    @emilianonuke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh right we get money! I’m doing it!”

  • @ArthurCrane92
    @ArthurCrane92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:03
    This may sound dumb, but considering how much junk gets stuck in your ears, imagine how much worse that's gonna be with Dumbo-sized ears.

  • @joshuajohnson4524
    @joshuajohnson4524 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need these back

  • @ethanpooper6678
    @ethanpooper6678 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well ive watched all of million dollars but so now ill have to put aside a month to watch all the podcast

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how most of the time they forget about the money and just choose the option because it would be fun.

  • @TigerFucker
    @TigerFucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will there be another episode?

  • @WhisperAngl3
    @WhisperAngl3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Editors, I see you putting that Blaine laugh at the end lmao

  • @Erdnussbuttertoast
    @Erdnussbuttertoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In case you were wondering: The Wingdings subtitles at 2:15 say "You have just lost the game"

  • @TotalNoobAtEverythin
    @TotalNoobAtEverythin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the dumbo ears you can just pull a loophole and have everyone call you by a nickname so it never happens in casual conversation

  • @christopherharlan6594
    @christopherharlan6594 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the parlor in austin that was awsome

  • @cforce64
    @cforce64 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million Dollars, but...
    Every time you use a computer. Random keystrokes will be ignored when you type.

  • @encyclochemeleon276
    @encyclochemeleon276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million Dollars But: once a month for the rest of your life, on a random day, you are in “rag-doll mode”.

  • @Degamer422
    @Degamer422 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did any one else laugh out loud when Matt Hallum mentioned fanfare

  • @joekaput747
    @joekaput747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it our overlord Matt Hullum? By God, it is...

  • @karlintwiss4914
    @karlintwiss4914 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh? You have to purchase a baby??? Hahaha

  • @renankoku3276
    @renankoku3276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million dollars but
    You always run into a scenario where you must rescue someone from danger

  • @padowiczJ464
    @padowiczJ464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we post more of these? I miss them

  • @extreme_primus6884
    @extreme_primus6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where's the series gone I've been waiting.... But I Can wait longer

  • @RyuujinLetum
    @RyuujinLetum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    there's no new episode! :'(

  • @thirdpedalnirvana
    @thirdpedalnirvana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how "the government' drives a black hyundai veloster.

  • @Maswartz226
    @Maswartz226 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some ideas
    1. Every morning you have to reassemble your body like a model kit
    2. Every week you have a different animal attribute some positive like the jumping skill of a kangaroo some negative like the speed of a sloth
    3. Every representation of a living thing (signs, action figures, etc) within a certain range of you comes to life and acts like they would (dogs bark, villains attack, etc)

  • @chancereykilgore4944
    @chancereykilgore4944 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda want to throw an idea out there:
    How about on the next segment, at the end of the three options given, the cast weigh out 10million... but all three effects mentioned in the episode. Insert funny video with person struggling with the 3 buts.

  • @Alittlebitinteresting
    @Alittlebitinteresting 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was unaware that I had to buy my child back from the hospital XD

  • @JaimeNyx15
    @JaimeNyx15 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice! Best MDB in a long time.

  • @dbossman1173
    @dbossman1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always great to see Matt in videos

  • @tacomaster9128
    @tacomaster9128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt said fanfare... HA!

  • @yeti_1357
    @yeti_1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million dolls but for the rest of your life every thing you see looks like arooster teeth animated adventures episode

  • @devonlopez2070
    @devonlopez2070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are y'all going to do another episode of million dollars but

  • @redhood982
    @redhood982 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a shirt that has Burnie’s face and it says “A lot of Money”

  • @johnhankey3058
    @johnhankey3058 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you propose Million Dollars But scenarios to the series? Can you propose them?

  • @jacobhizzle3226
    @jacobhizzle3226 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i got one million dollars but you spend the rest of your life with gus but his hammered 24/7

  • @connorgriffin7046
    @connorgriffin7046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    id pay to have the alien one xD

  • @JackBessant
    @JackBessant 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The alien subtitles translates to ‘You have just lost the game’

  • @GolyGolyGosh
    @GolyGolyGosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Millions dollars but you have to use a claw machine to get the things you buy”
    Who buys a baby from the hospital

  • @nullmorningstar5052
    @nullmorningstar5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least he didn't drop his kid😂👌

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt is so excited for this

  • @soggytoast4894
    @soggytoast4894 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million dollars but you have to relive season 14 of red vs blue

  • @user-cx6ht7tp3d
    @user-cx6ht7tp3d 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video well done can't wait for more

  • @entroid6763
    @entroid6763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about online purchases

  • @burningfox4974
    @burningfox4974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Everything you purchase with a claw machine”...shows babies...didn’t know babies can be bought.

  • @yoibun
    @yoibun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A million dollars but... You don't know the but.

  • @yousef1381
    @yousef1381 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to understand its almost been two months and they didn't do any mdb episode why it was my best series on this channel

  • @Syl518
    @Syl518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never realized the alien probe has a pink moonball on the end

  • @Dunkethedude
    @Dunkethedude 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never been so uneasy from a alien costume

  • @victorhawthorne4589
    @victorhawthorne4589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Aaron forgot he got hypothetical money at the end of this

  • @pixelllls
    @pixelllls 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a weird cast combo idea. It worked out so well

  • @keuntaspan
    @keuntaspan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    does anyone know where the location is at 3:55? that place looks amazing

  • @ServantofBaal
    @ServantofBaal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great scenarios this time

  • @Felgaldhinio
    @Felgaldhinio 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    MATT WANTS A FANFARE!