What Happened at Your Job That Felt Like an Unused Script for the Office?
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had someone in HR shredding a ton of paper.
after a couple hours, I casually joked to her, "you do know that's not the fax machine"... the person doing the shredding along with the entire department didn't get work done for over a hour.
every time she resumed shredding laughter broke out in the office..
omg the story with a snoring guy with the mic he reminded me of how in my online coding course we had some known-it-all middle age guy who one day was in some stupid heated debate with our teacher, while his mic was picking up everything that was going on around him, I heard his spouse, heating up a meal, stirring the pot, setting up a table, sitting down and eating, I heard every scrape of the spoon on a plate, even when she started coughing up in the end and then washing the dishes, meanwhile about 25 of us just listened to all this and nobody mentioned it, lmao.
My boss thought I was working long hours around Christmas in order to increase my end of year bonus. I was working l9ng hours because we got slammed with tons of work on short deadlines. He confronted me about it. I told him that's not how bonuses are calculated so it wouldn't even change it, and that I was staying late because I had a lot of work.
He said "yea, I know, that's why I thought it was weird you were doing that."
We just looked at each other for about 30 seconds and he dipped.
The thing with the nurse sounds like something Rose from the Golden Girls would do.
The Segway one near the beginning is making me just imagine Mark Beaks from Ducktales
I work at a country nightclub. One night we were closing and kicking everyone out, I was standing at the front area with my manager facing me and her back to the door. Some guy walking out projectile vomits all across the front door area. Judging by my face watching this, my manager turns around to see it and then yells “DID IT GET ON ME?? DID ANY GET ON ME??” I grab my radio and let the security guys know that someone projectile vomited across the front entrance. One of the guys responds and comes over while another drunk girl comes around the corner. I tell her to watch out, but she looks at me when I spoke and thus missed the giant pile of vomit spewed across the front and proceeds to slip in it like one would slip on a banana peel in the movies. Somehow, the security guy who came over leaned over the vomit and caught the girl under her arms and saved her from landing in it by a mere 2 inches. This all happened within about a 15 second time frame.
I have a coworker just like the underwear lady ...poor me!
"none of us hear a dang thing in the meeting because we are all waiting to see the WEIRD guy eat his muffin and then his wrapper" Who is the weird one in this situation?? Lol 🧐
Listen, if I shat myself at work, I’m going home. No way I’m gonna take my lunch to clean up and then come back. I might even quit. I hate that metaphorical job anyway
This! Is! Texas!
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For anyone who has worked in a large organisation, that first one is hilariously relatable.
Boss: Go tell your coworker that I'm very proud of myself for having hired him, the results this semester were very good in his department.
Three technicians and a head chef trying to switch the doors around on our hotbox when the handles were directional. As in, if you switch doors to the other side, they won't fit. Took them like half hour to puzzle that out
20:33 lmao!
That last story made me laugh a little harder than it should have. And I’m at work in an open plan office. Luckily no one really cared.
I wonder if the muffin man knew that the outside wasn't edible. 🤔
Approved by a turtle
WEENIS MAN IS HERE
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16:33 How do you do fellow kids
Used to work at the thrift store where a twenty-year-old would still go on about Disney. Loved James Bond. Couldn't stop imitating a poor British accent when saying Land Rover. And was proud of his German roots so much that he'd actually get offended at Nazi jokes while he wore a freaking sombrero on Cinco de Mayo as a white dude.
Sounds entertaining.
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 he had the demeanor of SpongeBob and brought out my inner Squidward. I found him annoying but I didn't want anyone to change him either haha.
Did anyone tell him Cinco de Mayo was about the overthrow and execution of a French backed ethnic German as emperor?
A kid who has his pants around his ankles at a urinal in school is now usually investigated for sexual abuse, just so you all know that...
The office was a stupid show. I couldn’t get through an episode. I tried.
Whoa! First video in a while that didn't have a jumpscare broken machine repetition error. I actually stopped watching these for a while because they got so annoying
Lol Deaf jam
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Bruh