I was doing a history assignment and one of the questions was “why did slaves run away“. I just answered with “people usually do not enjoy being a slave.“
6:55 My ex had his own business for a little while. He found a set of work shirts in a thrift store where each one had a different employee name sewn on it. He's never particularly cared for wearing name tags to begin with, as he's an introvert and didn't want to encourage strangers to start a conversation, so being able to wear a shirt every day that has some name other than his own was a delightful bit of whimsy for him.
Custoner: "I want the food delivered, please." Me: "I'm sorry, but we can't deliver today, because of all the snow." (It was 40-50 cm deep) Customer: "But I want the food delivered! Why don't you just pick me up instead so I can take the food home?" Me: ".....what....?"
I worked Target and had the vest and my nametag on. Someone asked me if I work here and I sarcastically said, "Nah I just wear this for style." and he believes me, apologizes and walks away.
When I was traveling last year the one metal detector sees metal in my leg I told the TSA that was the steel pin in my leg He wanted to know how I knew I had a steel pin in my leg I looked at him and said I was there when the doctor put it in
Got pulled over and proceeded to eat the meal I had just purchased, because who likes cold fries? Cop: Can you stop eating. Me: No I don't like cold food. Cop What is in the cup? Me: Urine. Cop, takes the cup: This is not urine. it is soda. Me: Eh... semantics.
I was in the process of training my do to wear goggles (or doggles, if you will), so that he could ride more safely in the back of my truck. Well one day I was walking him around my apartment complex and this lady on her cell says "what's wrong with your dog?" I said "Mam, he's blind, I'm his seeing eye person." She turned around and started OMG'ing her girlfriend on the phone 🤦🏼♂️
Bruh, the one about the restaurant worker being pregnant is similar to what happened to my mom. She said when she was pregnant and working, and she mentioned she was pregnant for whatever reason, they were like "Oh my word! Who would have thought you were pregnant." Made her mad because it made her feel like people just naturally though she was fat. Like, dude, stop acting surprised. The person is obviously pregnant. Saying that makes them feel like you think they are just fat.
Couple years ago, I was working on converting a transport trailer into what was basically a control tower and generator building. At one point I was setting a steel plate, which had holes for bolts and a leg of the tower welded to it, in place to mark for drilling into the wooden deck (note: the entire deck of this trailer was wood). One of the higher ups came by and asked why I didn't just weld the tower leg to the floor of the trailer. For lack of wit, all I said was, "'Cause I can't weld steel to wood!" And he just muttered something and wandered off. Like...bruh.
Pro Tip for when any Government Body asks your name: they have to believe you. If you smart off, they have to take it seriously. Sincerely a library worker who got her life threatened after asking someone their name.
One time when I was a kid my mom told me to wear a certain pair of earrings to some party we were going to. I forgot to put them in and my mom looked at my bare ears and irritatedly asked me, “Did you put your earrings in???” I just looked at her dumbfounded and said, “Well, what do *you* think?”
A couple of my favorite questions customers would ask me at my old job were “Does fruit come on the apple salad?” And “What dressing comes with the Caesar salad?
I live in Niagara region of NY…can confirm that border control doesn’t care about anything. Car stinks of weed? No problem. Try to sneak a Kinder Egg into US? You’re definitely getting pulled to the side. I highly recommend the duty free at that crossing.
"A cop stopped me while I was walking down the street and asked me what I was doing. I said that I was putting one foot in front of the other" (True story from Ray Bradbury)
I work at fast food, we were well beyond closing and ofc we throw away the leftover food or take it home. So these guys pull up to the parking lot as im getting into my car to leave and ask if we are open, i said no and that weve been closed for a while, also cuz the lights are off. He and his friend asked if we had leftover nuggets and i answered, in the dumpster yes. Then he tried to get me to fetch them for him getting all mad.
This video reminded me of an exchange I had with my history teacher in high school. Him: "So WHY did you forget your textbook?" Me: *Blinks*..."Are you asking me to explain the neural process of memory storage and why it fails? Cuz I'm honestly not sure science knows that, yet." The class laughed. He just rolled his eyes, told me not to forget it next time and went back to the front of the classroom to start the lesson. He was a total wanker and I was a very shy, quiet, anxious (and undiagnosed Autistic) kid, so I was pretty chuffed with that one, at the time, haha.
I had a TSA agent try to yank my headgear off. It didn’t come off. I had the kind that’s not removable. Yes, this was explained. Sadly, ‘my kid wears the exact same thing and they do come off!’ Refused to believe it. The dang thing is cemented to my back teeth. I can’t take it off. Only my orthodontist can do that. It’s not my fault my upper jaw needed to be held back, and a non removable one was chosen for the task.
I heard a great one about the DMV (or similar, officious, boring branch), dude was trying to get his marriage licence, the worker asked for ID. He handed over his New Mexico driver's licence; and you know what the staff said??? "We only stamp citizens, you need your New Mexico passport. When he realised she wasn't teasing, he had to prove, on Google, to an AMERICAN, that New Mexico wasn't a foreign country, it's the 47th State...Even the SUPERVISOR thought New Mexico was a foreign country. Go Google it rn!
I went to the cinema, this guy had a name tag with "taken" below his name, i asked "do they everyone to wear a name tag with their relationship status or just you?", It was for the movie, taken, he had one for every movie in his pocket.
There's a running theme of airport pinheads. I have my own: dimwit "security" sees the x-ray of my carryon bag and causes a scene, claiming I "have a knife". I obviously don't and said as much. The pinhead wanted to escalate to using violence, calling his "superior" over, then they rifle though my bag and pull out the "knife". It was my fountain pen. The dimwits didn't even know what a fountain pen looked like, what it does or how it works.
I work in retail so I've been asked a lot of stupid questions by a lot of stupid people, but this one happened a few days ago Man: Can I get this shoe in a size 9? Me: Sure, let me go check *checks on the shoe* Sorry sir, we don't have a 9. The smallest size we have is a 9.5 Man: Oh okay, can I try a size 8.5? Me: .....no, sir, the smallest size we have is a 9.5 Man: Oh, okay
Worked at a national park 60 miles from the nearest town, get asked hey what time do you let the animals out of their cages. I answer with sorry to tell you this but we do not cage our animals apart from the mules at the mule park the mules go up and down said two trails. Hey I just dropped my camera off the canyon cliff will it be at lost and found? I go well normally it would be however our local teleportation system is offline and it won't be on for another 2,000 years. Another one why is this elk not letting me put my kid up on his antlers? Because sir that Elk is a wild animal. Another one more of a statement not a question I get off work at night walk out to wait for the shuttle and someone goes wow it's so dark I laugh and go yea kinda happens when it's 8 pm in winter and we don't have city light up here at 6,000 ft of elevation. Needless to say people tend to not have their mind on.
Saw this on TV: a car pulls into a full service gas station, and the attendant greets him. Attendant: "Morning. Want me to fill it up? " Customer: "Do you work here?" Attendant: "It'd be a pretty weird hobby."
*internet goes down* Me: *starts fiddling with router and cables* Mom: oh are you fixing the internet? Me: nope, Im building a boat. My mom: *yells at me for always giving smartass answers* Me: stop asking dumbass questiona
I work at a Casey’s (gas station chain in the midwestern and southern US for those who aren’t familiar). 1) I once answered a call with the same spiel I always do “Casey’s on (insert street name).” The first words of the woman on the other end? “Is this Casey’s?” I had to actively suppress the urge to say something sarcastic. 2) I’ve been asked this question more than once (the most recent time being yesterday). A customer will point at a slice of cheese pizza in one of the warmers (heated glass cabinets that customers can take food out of) and ask if it’s cheese.
something I've worried about but I always forget it when I'm actually driving to and from work. I'm a chef and I like to bring my own knife with me since the work knives tend to scatter to stations and it can be hard to find a clean one. with my own chefs knife, scraper and utility knife I always know wear my gear is. I have an aluminum butcher belt scabbard to keep them on me when I;m working, but when I'm driving I take that off and set it on my work bag. I have not been pulled over but a good chunk of the time I get home reach for my waters to bring in and notice because of its construction it looks like I;ve got it angled so I can quick draw a knife and start to panic what a cop might think.
TSA I wonder how much of this is just "Your the 999th person I am talking to today" I think in that job I would have checked out with in the first 15 minutes
Back in college 7 years ago, I twisted my ankle and I was clicking around on the crutches. One of my classmates (who was dumber than a bag of rocks) had the nerve to ask me, "Is it gonna be okay?" The only thing I could reply was "Duh." What kind of a question was that? 🤦♀
"Why wasn't my order delivered yet?" "There was a delay, the driver is on the way" "I want to know right now when!" "Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him" "NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!" "Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you" "No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered" "Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him" "NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!" "Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you" "No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered" "Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him" "NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!" "Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you" "No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered" Gonna admit, I watched the new girl in our call center for over 20 minutes before my break was over
I interpret the "Is there anything you don't know about your son that we should know about?" to mean that the TSA Officer is not trying to charge the Dad because if its a teenager below 18 and they really were high (with their parent present) they might be required by law to report it to authorities. So just saying the Dad "doesn't know" is an easy way around it. Or I'm reading too much into it xD
I once had a customer over the phone try to order try to order a "round sheet cake." For those that haven't worked at a bakery, a sheet cake is just a flat rectangle. Till this day I've never gotten over it.
That's not really stupid---there's no reason why a bakery couldn't bake a round version of a sheet cake (i.e., a basic flat cake, but on a round pan rather than a rectangular one), and the fact that it's not done is hardly common knowledge.
I worked at Starbucks and somebody asked what was the difference between the strawberry refresher and the mango refresher, and I told them (i swear i wasnt trying to be a smart ass but i didn’t know how else to answer) “One of them is strawberry flavored and one if them is mango flavored “
2:00. In fairness, that's not a completely stupid question. "He stayed out with his middle eastern friends for the last three nights, but I don't know them or where they live." would be a thing that his father didn't know, but a thing the TSA might be interested in.... 5:13. I was taking my mum on the London Eye. For those who don't know, this is a gigantic ferris wheel which, like just about every Ferris wheel in the world, take people in a circle and drops them off right where they started. I forgot I still had a couple of penknives on my belt (used to carry them for work, never took them off) A security gonk i.e. not a policeman or anyone with any more legal powers than me, wanted to take them off me and confiscate them. 1) It's not like I was going to hijack the wheel and take it to Cuba. 2) If they were illegal for me to have (which they weren't) then they were illegal for him to have as well.... 16:00. I told someone who asked me that "No, I'm just really overdressed for the bus!" Also, I used to fix railway ticket machines. A group of us were standing around a machine we had in pieces, trying to diagnose the fault. A railway cop comes up and asked if we were engineers, I said, "No, we're really organised vandals...."
Stupid (maybe inane) question - - If humans cry when they peel onions, would onions cry if they had to peel humans? ALSO - - If you love your reciprocating saw but your reciprocating doesn't love you, is it still a reciprocating saw? So many deep and penetrating questions.
At boarding school we were eating cake. (It was very clearly a chocolate cake) The guy across the table asked “what dose it teast of”. I will admit I was rude but my response was “I don’t know what does it look like?!” And he answered “Chocolate?” And I went (really sarcastically) “Wow! You really think so?! You could just use your eyes next time instead of stupid questions” And then the guy next to me just pipes up “ NoO iT tEaSt LiKe VaNiLa” And then the first guy looked baffled and was like “wait really?” And then the second guy said “No you dummy. It was sarcasm. Do you even have a brain?”
Here in GB most of our cars now have Catalytic converters on the exhaust system (known as cats) even scrap they are worth money, nuance scroungers often say have you got any CATS,, I say I have 5 3 black,1 tabby and a ginger ,, I really have,, they are not amused,,
I always get annoyed when people make videos like this and don't check the TTS to make sure it's pronouncing words correctly. It's not to difficult to fix.
Well, i should think the difference between askibg a stupid question and statin the obvious in hopes to make conversation is pretry clear, so I Guess manynpeopke are just searching for an excuse to act as a smartasshole for no better reason than people trying to be nice to them.
I don't think the daycare people asking about "Katie" were asking a stupid question. It's more like, "stupid name given to child." Katie is not a full name. Naturally a reasonable person is going to assume her name is Katherine or something similar. How are you acting like people are dumb for assuming something that should be obvious?
but even if it was short for something it could be short for a multitude of different names, why would you call a Katie Katherine if you didn’t know she was called Katherine? And, suppose you decided to cycle through all of the names that you believed could be shortened to Katie and none worked, would it not be more obvious to assume she was just called Katie instead of something else which shortens to Katie, instead of assuming the child is being difficult? P.S Katie can totally be a full name??
@@TylenOneal239 *You're. *An. You sound like an expert on stupidity. Not sure what entitlement and narcissism have to do with anything. But stupid people often like to use buzzwords, so not surprised.
I was doing a history assignment and one of the questions was “why did slaves run away“. I just answered with “people usually do not enjoy being a slave.“
"How do you and your brother know each other?" "We came out of the same vagina"
💀
"We were womb mates. "
"I see. Do either of you have said vagina with you currently?"
@@zeroflight6867 I like this much better than mine
@@zeroflight6867 SHUT.
(Nice pun btw)
Common theme: TSA apparently doesn't hire based on critical thinking skills...
Critical thinking people don't apply to be TSA. You'd have to be stupid to work it.
Boxes and boxes of hammers.
Hence their 93% failure rate.
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@@RustyShackleford-dn4rn Yup, and it's called "Security Theater"
6:55 My ex had his own business for a little while. He found a set of work shirts in a thrift store where each one had a different employee name sewn on it. He's never particularly cared for wearing name tags to begin with, as he's an introvert and didn't want to encourage strangers to start a conversation, so being able to wear a shirt every day that has some name other than his own was a delightful bit of whimsy for him.
Custoner: "I want the food delivered, please."
Me: "I'm sorry, but we can't deliver today, because of all the snow." (It was 40-50 cm deep)
Customer: "But I want the food delivered! Why don't you just pick me up instead so I can take the food home?"
Me: ".....what....?"
I worked Target and had the vest and my nametag on. Someone asked me if I work here and I sarcastically said, "Nah I just wear this for style." and he believes me, apologizes and walks away.
SAME not at target but we wear vests with the stores name and everything and ppl still ask if i work there 🙂🔪
When I was traveling last year the one metal detector sees metal in my leg
I told the TSA that was the steel pin in my leg
He wanted to know how I knew I had a steel pin in my leg
I looked at him and said I was there when the doctor put it in
TSA: *points at id* "this you?"
Me: "no, hon, that's my id card"
that third one had me rolling. The TSA is full of goddamn idiots
Makes you wonder how all those crazy people got on the planes during the pandemic.
Someone asked me if my braids were mine, I said no, it’s horse hair I collected over the years
Got pulled over and proceeded to eat the meal I had just purchased, because who likes cold fries?
Cop: Can you stop eating.
Me: No I don't like cold food.
Cop What is in the cup?
Me: Urine.
Cop, takes the cup: This is not urine. it is soda.
Me: Eh... semantics.
That Dumb and dumber cop all over again. Lmao
"Can you stop eating" lol then hurry up
I was in the process of training my do to wear goggles (or doggles, if you will), so that he could ride more safely in the back of my truck. Well one day I was walking him around my apartment complex and this lady on her cell says "what's wrong with your dog?" I said "Mam, he's blind, I'm his seeing eye person." She turned around and started OMG'ing her girlfriend on the phone 🤦🏼♂️
Bruh, the one about the restaurant worker being pregnant is similar to what happened to my mom. She said when she was pregnant and working, and she mentioned she was pregnant for whatever reason, they were like "Oh my word! Who would have thought you were pregnant." Made her mad because it made her feel like people just naturally though she was fat. Like, dude, stop acting surprised. The person is obviously pregnant. Saying that makes them feel like you think they are just fat.
Couple years ago, I was working on converting a transport trailer into what was basically a control tower and generator building. At one point I was setting a steel plate, which had holes for bolts and a leg of the tower welded to it, in place to mark for drilling into the wooden deck (note: the entire deck of this trailer was wood). One of the higher ups came by and asked why I didn't just weld the tower leg to the floor of the trailer. For lack of wit, all I said was, "'Cause I can't weld steel to wood!" And he just muttered something and wandered off. Like...bruh.
Pro Tip for when any Government Body asks your name: they have to believe you. If you smart off, they have to take it seriously. Sincerely a library worker who got her life threatened after asking someone their name.
One time when I was a kid my mom told me to wear a certain pair of earrings to some party we were going to. I forgot to put them in and my mom looked at my bare ears and irritatedly asked me, “Did you put your earrings in???” I just looked at her dumbfounded and said, “Well, what do *you* think?”
A couple of my favorite questions customers would ask me at my old job were
“Does fruit come on the apple salad?”
And
“What dressing comes with the Caesar salad?
I live in Niagara region of NY…can confirm that border control doesn’t care about anything. Car stinks of weed? No problem. Try to sneak a Kinder Egg into US? You’re definitely getting pulled to the side. I highly recommend the duty free at that crossing.
"A cop stopped me while I was walking down the street and asked me what I was doing. I said that I was putting one foot in front of the other" (True story from Ray Bradbury)
I work at fast food, we were well beyond closing and ofc we throw away the leftover food or take it home. So these guys pull up to the parking lot as im getting into my car to leave and ask if we are open, i said no and that weve been closed for a while, also cuz the lights are off. He and his friend asked if we had leftover nuggets and i answered, in the dumpster yes. Then he tried to get me to fetch them for him getting all mad.
This video reminded me of an exchange I had with my history teacher in high school.
Him: "So WHY did you forget your textbook?"
Me: *Blinks*..."Are you asking me to explain the neural process of memory storage and why it fails? Cuz I'm honestly not sure science knows that, yet."
The class laughed. He just rolled his eyes, told me not to forget it next time and went back to the front of the classroom to start the lesson.
He was a total wanker and I was a very shy, quiet, anxious (and undiagnosed Autistic) kid, so I was pretty chuffed with that one, at the time, haha.
I had a TSA agent try to yank my headgear off. It didn’t come off.
I had the kind that’s not removable. Yes, this was explained. Sadly, ‘my kid wears the exact same thing and they do come off!’ Refused to believe it.
The dang thing is cemented to my back teeth. I can’t take it off. Only my orthodontist can do that. It’s not my fault my upper jaw needed to be held back, and a non removable one was chosen for the task.
1:00 - Me: why on earth would TSA allow a loaded shotgun on the plane? Phrasing!
Well, if it wasn't loaded, it would have been left behind. 😆
The shotgun was loaded into checked baggage.
My 4 years old nephew has a toy garbage truck. I asked him if it looks the same as the real one. Him: "no. This one is small."
I heard a great one about the DMV (or similar, officious, boring branch), dude was trying to get his marriage licence, the worker asked for ID. He handed over his New Mexico driver's licence; and you know what the staff said???
"We only stamp citizens, you need your New Mexico passport.
When he realised she wasn't teasing, he had to prove, on Google, to an AMERICAN, that New Mexico wasn't a foreign country, it's the 47th State...Even the SUPERVISOR thought New Mexico was a foreign country.
Go Google it rn!
Your car hit the tree at 70 mph? What were you doing going 70 mph?
Me: Speeding, sir.
*is there anything you don’t know about your son, that we should know about?*
Well, idk?! 😁
I went to the cinema, this guy had a name tag with "taken" below his name, i asked "do they everyone to wear a name tag with their relationship status or just you?", It was for the movie, taken, he had one for every movie in his pocket.
9:23 that's because flintlocks aren't considered firearms in the US and no one bats an eye at black powder
This is why I never want to work with people.
There's a running theme of airport pinheads. I have my own: dimwit "security" sees the x-ray of my carryon bag and causes a scene, claiming I "have a knife". I obviously don't and said as much. The pinhead wanted to escalate to using violence, calling his "superior" over, then they rifle though my bag and pull out the "knife". It was my fountain pen. The dimwits didn't even know what a fountain pen looked like, what it does or how it works.
I work in retail so I've been asked a lot of stupid questions by a lot of stupid people, but this one happened a few days ago
Man: Can I get this shoe in a size 9?
Me: Sure, let me go check *checks on the shoe* Sorry sir, we don't have a 9. The smallest size we have is a 9.5
Man: Oh okay, can I try a size 8.5?
Me: .....no, sir, the smallest size we have is a 9.5
Man: Oh, okay
Worked at a national park 60 miles from the nearest town, get asked hey what time do you let the animals out of their cages. I answer with sorry to tell you this but we do not cage our animals apart from the mules at the mule park the mules go up and down said two trails. Hey I just dropped my camera off the canyon cliff will it be at lost and found? I go well normally it would be however our local teleportation system is offline and it won't be on for another 2,000 years. Another one why is this elk not letting me put my kid up on his antlers? Because sir that Elk is a wild animal. Another one more of a statement not a question I get off work at night walk out to wait for the shuttle and someone goes wow it's so dark I laugh and go yea kinda happens when it's 8 pm in winter and we don't have city light up here at 6,000 ft of elevation. Needless to say people tend to not have their mind on.
Saw this on TV: a car pulls into a full service gas station, and the attendant greets him.
Attendant: "Morning. Want me to fill it up? "
Customer: "Do you work here?"
Attendant: "It'd be a pretty weird hobby."
3:29 this is great! 🤣
*internet goes down*
Me: *starts fiddling with router and cables*
Mom: oh are you fixing the internet?
Me: nope, Im building a boat.
My mom: *yells at me for always giving smartass answers*
Me: stop asking dumbass questiona
The underground chinchilla farm tho 😅😅😅
I work at a Casey’s (gas station chain in the midwestern and southern US for those who aren’t familiar).
1) I once answered a call with the same spiel I always do “Casey’s on (insert street name).” The first words of the woman on the other end? “Is this Casey’s?”
I had to actively suppress the urge to say something sarcastic.
2) I’ve been asked this question more than once (the most recent time being yesterday). A customer will point at a slice of cheese pizza in one of the warmers (heated glass cabinets that customers can take food out of) and ask if it’s cheese.
Yes for real, ask stupid questions get stupid answer, sometime the question is so stupid, you can't comprehend if that person is serious or not
13:50 you just don't make jokes with law enforcement 🤣
something I've worried about but I always forget it when I'm actually driving to and from work. I'm a chef and I like to bring my own knife with me since the work knives tend to scatter to stations and it can be hard to find a clean one. with my own chefs knife, scraper and utility knife I always know wear my gear is. I have an aluminum butcher belt scabbard to keep them on me when I;m working, but when I'm driving I take that off and set it on my work bag. I have not been pulled over but a good chunk of the time I get home reach for my waters to bring in and notice because of its construction it looks like I;ve got it angled so I can quick draw a knife and start to panic what a cop might think.
TSA
I wonder how much of this is just
"Your the 999th person I am talking to today"
I think in that job I would have checked out with in the first 15 minutes
Back in college 7 years ago, I twisted my ankle and I was clicking around on the crutches. One of my classmates (who was dumber than a bag of rocks) had the nerve to ask me, "Is it gonna be okay?" The only thing I could reply was "Duh." What kind of a question was that? 🤦♀
"Why wasn't my order delivered yet?"
"There was a delay, the driver is on the way"
"I want to know right now when!"
"Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him"
"NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!"
"Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you"
"No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered"
"Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him"
"NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!"
"Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you"
"No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered"
"Ok, i have to ask the driver. Please hold while I call him"
"NO! I want to know it RIGHT NOW or I will cancel!"
"Okay, I cant get this information without calling him, so I will cancel that order for you"
"No, don't cancel it. I want to know when it is delivered"
Gonna admit, I watched the new girl in our call center for over 20 minutes before my break was over
i tell people there's no such thing as a stupid question, however, there are a multitude of sarcastic answers :)
I forgot to bring something with me one time and was asked WHY did you forget it ?, I said I forgot to remember it,,
I love how the computer voice pronounces TSA.
Standing out side a pub smoking
Stranger asks 'have you got a spare cigarette?
I say sorry I don't smoke
Him uh OK. And walks off
😂😂
Someone asked when my twin sister has her birthday.
I interpret the "Is there anything you don't know about your son that we should know about?" to mean that the TSA Officer is not trying to charge the Dad because if its a teenager below 18 and they really were high (with their parent present) they might be required by law to report it to authorities. So just saying the Dad "doesn't know" is an easy way around it. Or I'm reading too much into it xD
I heard this whole thing two days ago but it is still funny as can be!!!
HAHAHA!!!
I mean really funny!
"Here's your sign." 😁
I once had a customer over the phone try to order try to order a "round sheet cake." For those that haven't worked at a bakery, a sheet cake is just a flat rectangle. Till this day I've never gotten over it.
That's not really stupid---there's no reason why a bakery couldn't bake a round version of a sheet cake (i.e., a basic flat cake, but on a round pan rather than a rectangular one), and the fact that it's not done is hardly common knowledge.
I heard this one a few months ago:
q: "where is the number 10?"
a: "somewhere between 9 & 11."
I worked at Starbucks and somebody asked what was the difference between the strawberry refresher and the mango refresher, and I told them (i swear i wasnt trying to be a smart ass but i didn’t know how else to answer) “One of them is strawberry flavored and one if them is mango flavored “
2:00. In fairness, that's not a completely stupid question.
"He stayed out with his middle eastern friends for the last three nights, but I don't know them or where they live."
would be a thing that his father didn't know, but a thing the TSA might be interested in....
5:13. I was taking my mum on the London Eye. For those who don't know, this is a gigantic ferris wheel which, like just about every Ferris wheel in the world, take people in a circle and drops them off right where they started. I forgot I still had a couple of penknives on my belt (used to carry them for work, never took them off) A security gonk i.e. not a policeman or anyone with any more legal powers than me, wanted to take them off me and confiscate them.
1) It's not like I was going to hijack the wheel and take it to Cuba.
2) If they were illegal for me to have (which they weren't) then they were illegal for him to have as well....
16:00. I told someone who asked me that "No, I'm just really overdressed for the bus!"
Also, I used to fix railway ticket machines. A group of us were standing around a machine we had in pieces, trying to diagnose the fault. A railway cop comes up and asked if we were engineers, I said, "No, we're really organised vandals...."
3:35 got me for a second. XD rofl
The best answer to.l "why did you forget (__)?" is "because I did not remember it.".
15:05 i wouldve said "no im covering up the fact im smoking oxygen too..."
Stupid (maybe inane) question - - If humans cry when they peel onions, would onions cry if they had to peel humans?
ALSO - - If you love your reciprocating saw but your reciprocating doesn't love you, is it still a reciprocating saw? So many deep and penetrating questions.
Whole thing is r/HeresYourSign
"Omg are you going i to labor now?" Op "let me check" *taps belly like a watermelon" "nope not ready yet.
Does the hiring process at TSA have a mandatory lobotomy?
At boarding school we were eating cake. (It was very clearly a chocolate cake) The guy across the table asked “what dose it teast of”. I will admit I was rude but my response was “I don’t know what does it look like?!” And he answered “Chocolate?” And I went (really sarcastically) “Wow! You really think so?! You could just use your eyes next time instead of stupid questions” And then the guy next to me just pipes up “ NoO iT tEaSt LiKe VaNiLa” And then the first guy looked baffled and was like “wait really?” And then the second guy said “No you dummy. It was sarcasm. Do you even have a brain?”
6:18 what, are you Chicken?
in the past when i got my shoulder/s dislocated, the medics would ask me if i could move my arm....
Here in GB most of our cars now have Catalytic converters on the exhaust system (known as cats) even scrap they are worth money, nuance scroungers often say have you got any CATS,, I say I have 5 3 black,1 tabby and a ginger ,, I really have,, they are not amused,,
These would have been funny if I could put up with the terrible robot reading badly!
3:34 There are only four thing. So one more please.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side?
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. Bazinga!"- Sheldon Cooper
The word "no" is pronounced "no", not "number".
I always get annoyed when people make videos like this and don't check the TTS to make sure it's pronouncing words correctly. It's not to difficult to fix.
raileight scattering... so rayleigh vs kizaru in one piece i realiced something
For those 2 brothers in the car when the cop asked how they knew each other I would've said we both came out of the same peen then later same vag.
4:04
Me: *NUMBER*
Here’s your sign
Wait--the gurney had been shot, or the guy ON the gurney had been shot? 🙃🙃🙃
I like to use many different name tags so no one knows who I really am, especially male ones
The only stupid question is the one you ask
Well, i should think the difference between askibg a stupid question and statin the obvious in hopes to make conversation is pretry clear, so I Guess manynpeopke are just searching for an excuse to act as a smartasshole for no better reason than people trying to be nice to them.
I don't think the daycare people asking about "Katie" were asking a stupid question. It's more like, "stupid name given to child." Katie is not a full name. Naturally a reasonable person is going to assume her name is Katherine or something similar. How are you acting like people are dumb for assuming something that should be obvious?
Do you know how many people are named just Katie? 😂 I have never met a Katie whose full name was Katherine, just Katie.
Nah you're retarded. Plenty of people named Katie.
but even if it was short for something it could be short for a multitude of different names, why would you call a Katie Katherine if you didn’t know she was called Katherine? And, suppose you decided to cycle through all of the names that you believed could be shortened to Katie and none worked, would it not be more obvious to assume she was just called Katie instead of something else which shortens to Katie, instead of assuming the child is being difficult?
P.S Katie can totally be a full name??
@@TylenOneal239 *You're. *An. You sound like an expert on stupidity. Not sure what entitlement and narcissism have to do with anything. But stupid people often like to use buzzwords, so not surprised.
Once I was mildly injured in an accident. The next day a coworker asked, were you hurt? Yes, I said. I was killed instantly.
You were in a car accident and someone asked you if you were hurt? How is that a stupid question?!?