THEY WANTED KAFKA TO MAKE THEM SUFFER IN HONKAI: STAR RAIL

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  • @Xlice
    @Xlice  ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I LOVE TNBEE'S KAFKA MIX PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT: th-cam.com/video/WnVD9db1DIs/w-d-xo.html
    also this viewer is... yeah.

    • @Tetraxe
      @Tetraxe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naraku needs to seek help, their essay on Kafka is further proof Aware

    • @danhengaddict
      @danhengaddict ปีที่แล้ว +3

      W viewer, dedicated simp (I would do the same **FOR DAN HENG lmao)

  • @kauta3329
    @kauta3329 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Most sane Kafka wanter

    • @stranger2195
      @stranger2195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@TatsuyaChannel_Bruh wtf is this comment

    • @namieblinker5922
      @namieblinker5922 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@TatsuyaChannel_ "to be horny" 💀

    • @cornelmironb8421
      @cornelmironb8421 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@TatsuyaChannel_u could've edited the comment...

  • @yantheclown69
    @yantheclown69 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    someone stop naru before he lose himself

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think he already lost himself

    • @SchifferThe2nd
      @SchifferThe2nd ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too late

    • @ugetsu4834
      @ugetsu4834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      already under psychological suggestion

    • @Stoh
      @Stoh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro’s long gone 😂

    • @namieblinker5922
      @namieblinker5922 ปีที่แล้ว

      He chanted psychological suggestion on himself he already lost it

  • @Deathclaw6364
    @Deathclaw6364 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    This guy's got some insane commitment for Kafka he had enough pulls to guarantee a e6 Kafka and enough leftover afterwards for the lightcone too no matter how bad he wanted it to go he was safe

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget the 115 pulls not converted to tickets that (on average) means another copy of the weapon

    • @ymuirr
      @ymuirr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't say commitment, I'd say personal income XD

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ymuirr That still falls under commitment, just commitment to spend money over commitment to save (granted their last pull session was with Seele, so kindof both, really.)

    • @yoyosha3384
      @yoyosha3384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the money, not commitment

  • @heinkyalsinaung7142
    @heinkyalsinaung7142 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I'm dying from the last 30 pull.
    From wishing to win every 50/50 to save naru to praying to lose 50/50 to save xlice himself🤣🤣.

  • @Girlwhathappended
    @Girlwhathappended ปีที่แล้ว +232

    F2P ( me ): looses 50/50, no possibilities to get her.
    This person: LOOSE EVERYTHING. MAKE ME SUFFER FOR KAFKA MOTHER.

    • @CloudianMH
      @CloudianMH ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeaaah, but this guy missed every event since seele.

    • @CyJayVT
      @CyJayVT ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CloudianMH He probably didnt miss any event but they just never pulled anything else outside Seele's Special Banner.
      But doing Jade Events, Special Events, Ticket Event, Weeklies. They probably did all that so they can pull more in the later future.

    • @zukodude487987
      @zukodude487987 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had only played for 4 days and i got Kafka in 16 pulls and her Lightcone in 6 pulls. I am not kidding, this is absurdly lucky.

    • @cornelmironb8421
      @cornelmironb8421 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CyJayVThe she whaled no?
      There is no way to save that many jades
      He got seele's lc and pulled on seele too
      So lets assume that was like 100 pulls even tho it might've been more
      In 1.0 the max u could've gotten was around 180-200 pulls if u had monthly thing and bp
      Even if u have the montly thing everyday since day 1 and the bp there is no way to save so much

    • @CyJayVT
      @CyJayVT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cornelmironb8421 yeah most likely but they must've used most/all other areas to get Jades/Tickets so they'd spend less $$$.

  • @kerobeep
    @kerobeep ปีที่แล้ว +16

    BROOO THATS DOWN BADDDDD 💀💀💀💀💀💀 0:35

  • @Misko6
    @Misko6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is some twisted content. Would sit through all of it again. Glad you and the wife are doing better!

  • @khanqunmeta
    @khanqunmeta ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:00 - 1:48 That edit was so sick then “I think I gotten bamboozled”OMEGALUL My classic balls strimmer 👍🏽

  • @jacobh7458
    @jacobh7458 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If Naraku wanted to truly suffer for Kafka he should have dumped his remaining 500 pulls into her banner just for the meme 🤣 Seriously insane though.

  • @CyJayVT
    @CyJayVT ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wish I had the extra money to pull like this.....man I'm jealous.

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if you can get a hold of a Kafka cosplay and this viewer's precise location data (don't do that), you might have a chance

    • @CyJayVT
      @CyJayVT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jellifygirl NGL I recently did a cosplay with a Kafka, I was a Cyberpunk James Bond 2 weeks ago.
      Guess I'm halfway there.

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most I can verify spending for is a constellation or 2 if I like the character.

    • @curtis9555
      @curtis9555 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think you would but you won't, the game would be too easy

    • @CyJayVT
      @CyJayVT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@curtis9555 well I got 16 days to try to get her.....

  • @StimuluusChecks
    @StimuluusChecks ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never met somebody who WANTED to lose the 50/50 😭 bros built different and 1500 pulls? Bros rich asl

  • @happi4957
    @happi4957 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When I pulled for Kafka I got the torture cuz I saw Nihility and it was e1 Welt, luckily I had enough to gurantee Kafka and even got a Bronya at 22 pity after that

  • @s-pracing8514
    @s-pracing8514 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Himeko* “I see…” story of my life there

  • @eleanorkim07
    @eleanorkim07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    naru legendary and sanest kafka essayist. ahh this pulling session was hilarious.

  • @Finalwaxers
    @Finalwaxers ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can never have enough Kafka

  • @spiderkarma2564
    @spiderkarma2564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i just downloaded Honkai star rail today. this is the first thing i saw on youtube. i am now scared of the community

  • @federicomancini2705
    @federicomancini2705 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kafka's lightcone banner is the first banner where I got double dove stars (my second Bronya lightcone and kafka's)

  • @Jon_Sushi
    @Jon_Sushi ปีที่แล้ว

    Kudos to mr editor for including the “pls subscribe thanks” before it showed “Fin” lol

  • @lenalalane
    @lenalalane ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sanest kafka main

  • @Yuki071One
    @Yuki071One ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was incredible holy cow

  • @vc4961
    @vc4961 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i have 151 basic speed on kafka, i got god rolls

  • @ymuirr
    @ymuirr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't know Kafka did financial Dom as well as mommy Dom.

  • @xIvanRamirezx
    @xIvanRamirezx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    a true Kafka connoisseur

  • @Ace459_2
    @Ace459_2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would understand this video if it said for E6, thats is just another Saturday
    But to ask to LOSE every 50/50 just to get Dominated/Torture by Kafka?!
    And then LOSE the pity on the Lightcone Banner?!
    AND THEN WANT Extra Lightcone to look at it?!
    Yeah Naraku, man you got issues that needs to be addressed ASAP.

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 ปีที่แล้ว

    This person dropped thier monthly pay for the kafka funds

  • @Chava5369
    @Chava5369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got Himeko and then Kafka showed up exactly two pulls later

    • @AreLives96
      @AreLives96 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same like me 😂it took me around 60-70 pull

  • @charlespacheco8741
    @charlespacheco8741 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hello Mr. Xlice here we are again with another pog content! Looking forward on the upcoming videos. Always happy to watch your contents as always!🐸✨

  • @potatoprsk
    @potatoprsk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    om normal kafka wanter

  • @javiermonederomanzano2409
    @javiermonederomanzano2409 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GIGACHAT Did you have Kafka' raffles or something?

  • @Hoshino_Rubi7
    @Hoshino_Rubi7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i respect this guy

  • @khalidahmad1370
    @khalidahmad1370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I just want 100 pulls from that 1500 😭

  • @factor2009
    @factor2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just wish i could have this many wishes:(((

  • @yeetnade8186
    @yeetnade8186 ปีที่แล้ว

    The least down bad kafkok main

  • @fuyuelvira
    @fuyuelvira ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wth I saw the intro and this guy who requested this... I'm very concerned about you since in future u really need to save up to get what u want.... Than going under torture of losing 50/50

  • @sillylittleguy43_
    @sillylittleguy43_ ปีที่แล้ว

    1,782.18 USD if he were to buy all 900 of those spins for anyone wondering.

  • @meowzuha
    @meowzuha ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHHAAHAH what did i just see?? but man, kafka banner was generous to me, got her on a 50/50 at 38 pity

  • @charlespacheco8741
    @charlespacheco8741 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sheesh my F2P ass can’t related, like WTF🐸👀

  • @alpraz4654
    @alpraz4654 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Based Naraku ngl

  • @Charme_Null
    @Charme_Null ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve lost every character and weapon banner so can I trade luck with this guy? I’ve lost the 50/50 4 times and the weapon banner 2 times, I don’t understand my rng ;-;

  • @ravenkat2050
    @ravenkat2050 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m crying through this. Oh my lord. Great video lol

  • @itzexotic_
    @itzexotic_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listen. There's Yelan mains and then there's Kafka mains. Which side do you think is more down bad? There is no right answer.

    • @LunaticTrumpet
      @LunaticTrumpet ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My theory is that Yelan awoken something in these people and now they’re beyond saving when Kafka was revealed.

    • @orein1880
      @orein1880 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yelan made people realize
      Kafka made people embrace

    • @LunaticTrumpet
      @LunaticTrumpet ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orein1880
      Exactly.

  • @damienlee4992
    @damienlee4992 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol oh man there saving him beyond gone Kafka got that kind of power 😂

  • @jjillalalac2487
    @jjillalalac2487 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro probably had so many Ls hes come to learn to love it yearn for it

  • @user-1zUm1
    @user-1zUm1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I shudder to think how much money he spent on those pulls

  • @Zhonglily_99
    @Zhonglily_99 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Doesnt that person wanted to lose every 50/50 to get a maximum of 5 stars ? Since they haven’t pulled since Seele and were happy with Bailu I guess doing MOC might have been a pain without a lot of characters.

  • @markdanielramiterre2799
    @markdanielramiterre2799 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    madman

  • @silver_elerizo6081
    @silver_elerizo6081 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That account is crazy,i am just happy i got kafka in 30 pulls and with 60 more i got my first bailu,and now i have 90 leftover passes and guaranteed to have imbibitor lunae when his banner shows up

  • @Gobbygoblin
    @Gobbygoblin ปีที่แล้ว

    great editing

  • @lazyass8295
    @lazyass8295 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro's literally suffering from success

  • @cornelmironb8421
    @cornelmironb8421 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was lucky enough to lose 50/50 on seele then got E2 jing yuan in the next 30 pulls
    Got his lc too in 70 pulls
    I am almost F2P as i only got the montly pass and BP 2 times each and now i save for Fu Xuan and bc i alr have JY i wont get kafka as i will have 2 lightning dps
    Tho on her first rerun i will get her bc i think she will get better and better with time as she is a dps/support
    I say support that she can boost the future DoT dps so she should get better in the future

  • @yaypeace3792
    @yaypeace3792 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive lost 75/25 twice in a row, once in jing yuan and now at kafka. The worst part is ive lost both of times to gettinf Himeko LC, the WORST LC

    • @sanmonypich
      @sanmonypich ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn bro hope you get her LC early

    • @yaypeace3792
      @yaypeace3792 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanmonypich i stopped. Im saving the guarantee LC and all jade for jing liu. Not even gonna use jade refills from now till then

  • @remwastaken
    @remwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay now i know it'll take me 100 ish pulls to get her maxed. How long do y'all think it'll take me as 100% F2P? i say 2-3 years max

    • @fastgameknight
      @fastgameknight ปีที่แล้ว

      Just by doing the main story and exploring rn u get over 200 pulls for limited banner as f2p

    • @remwastaken
      @remwastaken ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fastgameknight well that's great then cause i' at 120 done and i already got her E0S1

  • @Thundia2
    @Thundia2 ปีที่แล้ว

    kind of a based request ngl

  • @spookyjr3968
    @spookyjr3968 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm at my 71. I have E2 Sampo, Luka and Serval. Before the banner I only have E0 Serval.

  • @Manzwae
    @Manzwae ปีที่แล้ว

    Keren bang , ini lelaki sejati yang sesungguhnya ❤

  • @Levi-of6rc
    @Levi-of6rc ปีที่แล้ว

    I got Kafka E6 and her Lightcone with 448 pulls ._.

  • @beastmode2990
    @beastmode2990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly want to loose the 50/50 to kefka so i can guarantee dragon elder dan

  • @Christopher_Cole
    @Christopher_Cole ปีที่แล้ว

    0:10 HUH!?

  • @ckirkes2427
    @ckirkes2427 ปีที่แล้ว

    Want to pull on my account when dan heng comes out i am afraid of losing the 50/50. I have lost every 50/50 untill blade who i won it on and now i am afraid i wont get dan heng. I don't have the money and not enough pulls to get a 5 star twice.

  • @blackfire2097.
    @blackfire2097. ปีที่แล้ว

    bros a menace fr😂

  • @Gear1235
    @Gear1235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    here i thought 600 pulls was enough to E6 her for me lmao

  • @Ashen1
    @Ashen1 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL 'Daniel' Heng

  • @lottie_star
    @lottie_star ปีที่แล้ว +1

    broski needs help 🙁 as a fellow kafka fan i love her but not to the point where my credit card is on the line

  • @jackjohnson8305
    @jackjohnson8305 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah this dude is a lost cause bro holy shit..

  • @sharkfaith
    @sharkfaith ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *one THOUSAND five HUNDRED* Pulls.
    I-im sorry but i think thats enough star rail for me for the next month 💀

  • @lordenpen9508
    @lordenpen9508 ปีที่แล้ว

    He broke, the game broke him. They did it, the bastards did it.

  • @zimzalabussy2876
    @zimzalabussy2876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it even good to pull for Kafka? Idk if I want luka from her banner or just wait for Jingliu

    • @Angelina-ni9jp
      @Angelina-ni9jp ปีที่แล้ว

      I was pull her banner for Luca too, but Kafka came instead hahahaha. I can say that Kafka is worth to pull!!!, just bring her home!>

  • @sovonnau
    @sovonnau ปีที่แล้ว

    Get that dude some help

  • @kaito4217
    @kaito4217 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your intro was so fcking well edited!!!

  • @theodifela7593
    @theodifela7593 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something ain't right here!. 1500 tickets??? I think i have consumed too much HSR content

  • @ugetsu4834
    @ugetsu4834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His 4 Star luck is insane though...

  • @eraxop2547
    @eraxop2547 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got kafka and her weapon in just 30 pulls✌😌

    • @archangel7294
      @archangel7294 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got only Kafka (as planned) after 52 pulls.

  • @IdeasAreBulletproof
    @IdeasAreBulletproof ปีที่แล้ว

    I truly wonder if he will do 2000 summons during Jinglius banner

  • @what3935
    @what3935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRO IS SO DOWNBAD 😭😭 thats what gacha games do to someone

  • @arachniic
    @arachniic ปีที่แล้ว

    most sanest hsr liker

  • @archangel7294
    @archangel7294 ปีที่แล้ว

    _"Please play in moderation and spent rationally"._
    You're unironically need to visit psychiatrist.

  • @VERGILZERO
    @VERGILZERO ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🎉

  • @GabiTheSomeone
    @GabiTheSomeone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tnbee like the best

  • @ccoonabst1716
    @ccoonabst1716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like how tf have people that much money like 1.500 Tickets is like 2,4M Stellarjades

    • @CloudianMH
      @CloudianMH ปีที่แล้ว

      He has saved since week 1 of the game.

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@CloudianMHAlright but most of it is still money 😭 not that there's anything wrong with spending within your means but let's not pretend that saving has much to do with it

    • @ccoonabst1716
      @ccoonabst1716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I played the Game since day one and spend 70€ and never got even Close to that Nummber of Stellarjades

    • @Gambit33
      @Gambit33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s called being rich.

    • @darkcastle85
      @darkcastle85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Selling your kidney

  • @khoatran-sv7je
    @khoatran-sv7je ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Kafka, I think she's a pretty good 5 star, I really hope that Seele comes back for the future 😢

    • @danielharris1825
      @danielharris1825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wouldn't be a gotcha game if they didn't do reruns so I wouldn't worry about it she will come back but when

  • @jean3030
    @jean3030 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its ok. My ting was also new 😢

  • @weebikarp1806
    @weebikarp1806 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tectone alt account

  • @Nero-ok3nq
    @Nero-ok3nq ปีที่แล้ว

    an average Kafka fan, I see.

  • @fwester
    @fwester ปีที่แล้ว

    man he just like me fr 🗣

  • @ugetsu4834
    @ugetsu4834 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE ULTIMATE SIMP BUT FOR MOMMY I RESPECC

  • @yeoldebaccyfarm3081
    @yeoldebaccyfarm3081 ปีที่แล้ว

    average kafka enjoyer

  • @cutezaq
    @cutezaq ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even have 1500 Stellar Jades 😭😭😭😭

  • @Wickedpeedia
    @Wickedpeedia ปีที่แล้ว +1

  • @pixy447
    @pixy447 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish i can at least get e1 kafka

  • @SchifferThe2nd
    @SchifferThe2nd ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it possible that the person is exploiting the desire sensor? The luck is pretty insane.

  • @mischarowe
    @mischarowe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My account hasn't been the most lucky and I started with 0 pity. I had about 115 passes. And lost the 50/50 at 30 pity, then got Kafka at 75. With the extra passes earned I was left with about 25 passes. I'm now saving because I'm not interested in any more characters for a while. Kafka mummy with Silver Wolf and one day I'll think about getting Blade. I'm happy. :)
    Edit: oh and I'm not remotely interested in Luka but he kept coming and I have him on E5 now lol.

  • @Ecotommo
    @Ecotommo ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you make your avatar?

  • @danhengaddict
    @danhengaddict ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Balls content 💪👍👌

  • @sashimin1725
    @sashimin1725 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro how much money for that 1500 wishes omg 😭

    • @shayaanm7122
      @shayaanm7122 ปีที่แล้ว

      each pass is like 2.5 usd or euro

  • @Yes-yy3rr
    @Yes-yy3rr ปีที่แล้ว

    How in the world does he have 1500 ?

  • @TheWoodcookie
    @TheWoodcookie ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao i have like e10 pela

  • @Lizzieieieie
    @Lizzieieieie ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know how I can request to have xlice pull on my acc?

  • @swirlkazu
    @swirlkazu ปีที่แล้ว

    nara is so based

  • @firestar6
    @firestar6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a pure f2p how much could I possibly save up if I log in everyday for Fu xuan. I managed to win both 50/50's for Blade and his light cone on my alt account and I have a feeling she will buff him by a bit. Yeah started the account when there was like 14ish days left for his banner and I want the account to get characters I'm not going for or I want them but I have to skip on main. I'm saving for Jingliu on main.
    I do have her guaranteed though I got Gepard from a single pull but I have like 4 pity now. I was gonna go for Kafka until I saw gameplay of Fu xuan and I mean I dislike Kafka anyway so... don't really know I was even trying.

    • @Catbooks0
      @Catbooks0 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the upcoming banners, you should be able to get 80 pulls safely for Fu Xuan on your alt