That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?
you can see the moment he decided to steal them. first he eyeballed them, and was happy to see he was offered. he handed them back, and then decided he would take them, revealing a smile. then he began his routine of distraction, waiting for his moment to strike
Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..
When he said you're gonna get in trouble by my brother, I so swear I was waiting on Goggle and Jupiter to pop out swinging axes while saying boom-boom-boom, then hauling what's left of them back into the mines.
This great guy actually attended the same school as myself. He was very well liked because of his kind and upbeat personality. Always giving people high fives and compliments. Good to see that he still has that same personality after all these years. Knowing how cruel this world can be and seeing all the comments beating down his appearance would take a toll on most people but not this guy. Keep on keeping on buddy!
Laura kiwi, I agree. It's very hurtful to say these things I see in comments. Also, I stalked one of your playlists. I do that occasionally to find new music. The Chill one. I'll see how it sounds.
Somebody mentioned character. And by God i hope things fall into place with him and he gains the confidence to accept his lifes best mission. He is truely one of a kind for a reason.
I can 100% confidently say that I am better than that thing in almost every possible way!... unless you consider gluttony, laziness, and stupidity to admirable traits. We are not all equal! Only inferior people like to believe that!
Exactly I've done nothing wrong why am I being punished. Nasty. It could have had the corn nuts as soon as it's filthy hand went into the bag instead of pouring them like a normal human. Just disgusting.
Oh I see that a shade attachment that some older 90’ vehicles had it let you roll the window down while it was raining while not letting the rain in you could feel the breeze of a cool rainstorm while driving! 😊
@@EstrellaRoja-c8o im pretty sure they are talking about the guys entire life. And for you to suggest that the bulling as an adult is irrelevant is a big fuck you from me.
@@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.
Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂 We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
he looks male, female, young, old, friendly, hostile, joking, serious, all at the same time
That’s what I said. I thought he was a girl until I read comments. Hes a weird androgynous…Not Annie Lennox or Jeffery Star androgynous… but like a cartoon or no….a Jabba the Hutt androgynous?
Female what? Though😂
"It's Pat".
😂❤ dude you are 100 percent right 😅
Precisely
He has a mullet because barbers don't know where his neck begins
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
😂
Fr tho 😂😂
LOL
That's not a mullet it's the way his/her hair grows down the necks😅☠️
These are the type of characters I wanna see in GTA 6
I want this to be the main character
In scarface, ps2, you can speak to one who loves hamburgers.....
DON'T GET PREGNANT.
@@mattykirk2875
He’s only available in Fortnite 😂😂😂
The hills have eyes version
😂😂😂😂 #Dead 👽☠️
The arm to torso ratio is crazy
The end is beautiful. The way his shirt flaps in the wind, the air of uncertainty as both parties evaluate the situation.
😂😂😂😂😂
Old western stand off for some corn nutz 😂
@@JeremyD1 😭😭😭😭😭😭This shit had me howling
Yooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dyinnnnnn
You got me bro😂
Bro has flies orbiting him at all times
They thought he was a cow
unusual effect: massed flies
HAHAHAHA, he fuckin does!!! LMAO, When he steals the bag right quick, you can see them all scatter LMAO
Doofy took a doodoo
@@silkroad1201Nawwww bro😂💀💀💀
Imagine entering a cave by nightfall and seeing this guys eyes reflecting in the light
All four eyes and all four chins
"hows it going?"
Me in the cave: "AHHHHHHH!"😱
You're gunna get in trouble by my bwother.
The last words you hear before he gets you is "you gotta be quicker than that buddy"
😂
This is exactly why inbreeding is illegal 😮
Try telling Europeans that. They keep giving them coronations and palaces!
Well he wasn't inbred he was hit by a truck at a young age and became deformed
@@mike7652you spelt Muslims wrong
The guy in the car was very smart he knew to bring snacks with him.
😂
You know at the toll you gotta bring snacks if you want to pass through
😂😂
an offering 💀
nah man he's not smart everyone would 😂
He was plotting as soon as he walked up 😂
😂😂
you can see the moment he decided to steal them. first he eyeballed them, and was happy to see he was offered. he handed them back, and then decided he would take them, revealing a smile. then he began his routine of distraction, waiting for his moment to strike
He looks hungry and full, all at the same time.
You have to be quicker
Than that buddy
@@skinny5771 💣
😂
@@uruuruis💥
That's hungry talk!@@skinny5771
Hes been keeping that horse fly alive for a decade
😅😅😅😅
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha
That fly shit made me laugh so hard good one
The most awkward "how's it gooooeeeeng? I've ever heard.
They should have known it wouldn't end well.
He looks like Peter Griffin when he asked the genie to not have bones 😂
😂😂😂
SHE
@@slock1095 Wait, what? 😆 🤣
💀 hahahaha
@@slock1095nah dude
Sloads are a lot more agile than people think. They may put off a soft and gentle posture, but in the blink of an eye. They’ll snatch your goods, your gold, and possibly your life you’re not quick enough…. Always be weary when dealing with these sorts..
Sloads? I'm curious now🤦♂️🤣
@@Calyptus187me too. I'm not familiar with these sloads
yes, Please splain sloads.....😊
I’m more concerned about him stealing my wife in the blink of an eye!
I can neither confirm or deny this.
When you were supposed to be triplets in the womb, but you just absorbed them both.
Use your brain little man. If he's a triplet then he has 2 siblings. He absorbed both of his siblings @@harry554
@@harry554he was supposed to be one of the triplets but he absorbed the other two, hence the "both"
Dammmmmmm
Before the absorption he told them “u gotta be quicker than that buddy”
@@R00SKi 🤣
I like to imagine that he exclusively eats BBQ corn nuts for every meal.
That’s nuts
Wait, that's a man? Sure thought it was not.
I think it's a chick 🤔 😕
Those was original!! And what the fuck is that thing that snatched them!!?!!??!?!!?!?
Its a she 😂
homie built like that gourd from veggietales 💀
Which one fool theres 2 be more specific than that
@@elouisehosch1016 I guess both lmao
he was plotting that heist from the beginning
yup thats why he started smiling was thinking about it
"driving around huh" lmfaoo
That's a she😊
@@whiteboy49 This thing was born a female?
Stalling for time lookin for the ample moment for the snatch and grab 😂😂
😅😂😂😂😂
He must be the strongest guy living if not for all the burden.
This guy looks like he knows a happiness that nobody's never experienced
I think I see what you mean
That, my brothers is ignorance, at its finest...😊
I know what it is
Ignorance is bliss for them.
Its like a fucking ditto in the middle of a transformation.
Dudes hand didn’t even leave the bag and he’s chewing. This a New form of some kinda photosynthesis 😂
Bros built to survive a car crash 😭
Don't 😂😂🤣🤣 just fooking don't mate 🤣🤣💀
helll nawhhh ahahhahaha
Bro is a damn car crash😅
Makes me wonder what peak survivable car crash body looks like. Yea, dont look that up...
@@ATypicalTurtl I would imagine no neck just head to torso. Short spine and thick limbs. Maybe thick skull too.
The flies are a super underrated part of this whole situation.
“We’ve got the DNA results back…Grimace…you…ARE the father!!!”
@@mattskustomkreations 🤣💀
😂😂😂😂
You think ur funny do ya
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's just sooooooo wrong, lol
🤣😄🤭😅😁😆😂
He's got someone else living inside of him for real
He built like roz from monsters inc.
I'm fucking dead 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
*WAZOWSKI!!!!*
LMAOOO
💀
This guy listens to metal for sure, you can only have a legendary neck like that from head banging sun up to sun down
I would assume, must be George Fishers cousin and son.
EXACTLY! When the video started I thought of Corpse Grinder from Cannibal Corpse LOL
judgment day God will judge you all hope yall repent stop laughing at random people
@@Topdog35 The video's a joke?
Could be the missing neighborhood baby stuck in its throat!
His neck looks like he’s got gout. 🤷🏽♀️
Dudes got literal bugs flying around him.
You usually only see this kind of specimen at Walmart after midnight…
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁
All are welcome
Or greeting you at the door
Specimen lmao I'm dead dude
He’s built to survive a car crash
That whole conversation was just a set up for him to get the nuts. Lol freaking awesome video! Love his enthusiasm
That's a guy? I thought that was just a very unattractive woman. Turns out it's a very unattractive man.
He's got got caught being a pedo
He has his eyes on them from the start 😂😂❤
He certainly has the isms
@@salt_provider4824his*
Why did you write he’s? Pinecone.
Yoink!!! Snatches the bag with the goofy smile and laugh 😂 you got to be quicker than that buddy 😂 love it❣️
How’s it goooin
When he said you're gonna get in trouble by my brother, I so swear I was waiting on Goggle and Jupiter to pop out swinging axes while saying boom-boom-boom, then hauling what's left of them back into the mines.
Big bro is willing to do time over some lousy BBQ corn nuts
That laugh as he backs into his safe zone
You don't ever offer your snacks to anyone who looks like that.
I've been replaying Fallout 4. Anyways. That's a super mutant..
It's a Behemoth.
If Barney the dinosaur was a special needs human
Ur a dog for saying it but I'm crying u funny cunt
This person seems like a hoot and even the holler to be around.
I haven't seen an "It's Pat" skit in many years! 😂
A man or a woman "It's Pat"
It's time for androgyny! Here comes Pat!
I ask so many people if they've ever seen that. And no one knows what the fuck i'm talking about
@@dianal5835 🤣 Same here.
He knew his powers couldnt be surpassed and stood there with his prize and enjoyed that prize with enthusiasm.
It's spelled autism
The fly just disappears into his ear 💀
President of the general neck association, CEO
Notice how after he steals the bag he starts eating the chips without putting them in his mouth
_he was still chewing. Corn nuts are hard._
Yeah @@TheBlairWenchProject
Patrick, is that you
Imagine getting a ride home from work with a buddy and they stop off for...this.
"Man, where have you brought me just now?"
😂 right!. Wtf do you do in your free time bro 😂
Man's built like a one piece villain
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A mad scientists creation of a dude stitched together with the parts of 50 other people.
80*
I can't explain it, but this video is classic.
Where do you get a shirt like that? Almost looks custom made.
He be saying "Don't do that please" just like he's Winnie the Pooh 🤣
This great guy actually attended the same school as myself. He was very well liked because of his kind and upbeat personality. Always giving people high fives and compliments. Good to see that he still has that same personality after all these years. Knowing how cruel this world can be and seeing all the comments beating down his appearance would take a toll on most people but not this guy. Keep on keeping on buddy!
This guy was caught talking to underage kids. He’s not a good person.
ah yes because nonces are good people
Good positive comment thank you🤙
he literally got caught on live looking at a llittle girl and saying her butt looked cute. Don’t defend this absolute ogre 😭
Reall yeah ? Good to hear man. Thank you. What were they like outside school bro? Thank u🙏👊
Bro really got the Blackbeard build
Who was banned? The guy being filmed, or the person recording? Not really sure what I'm watching here
the sload was banned, not for this video but another one. sload's name is johnny elbows, camera man name's Mario.
He’s like that big fat green fish from SpongeBob
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead AF
Bubble Bass in human form 😂
You asleep...
Your door... bursts open...
This guy wanders in....
You hear smashmouth all star starting to play.
Probably has a dead, pet mouse 🐁 in his pocket.
Hahahaha! 😂
😅😅😅 best comment yet
"You're gonna get in trouble by my bwother"...
"Yoink! Mmwhahahah! You gotta be quipper than than, buddy!"
Imagine having this really unfortunate genetical configuration. Like how is that even possible...
😂
genetical
@@SeraphimGoose check your dictionary
@@andrewhooper7603I did. There’s no word “genetical” to be found. The word is “genetic”.
Geneticicity*
The guy holding the camera looks much more "normal" im sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The level of confidence he has given his, it's..... Everything, is astounding and impressive ngl, INSPIRING
A wild Snorlax is blocking your path
He feigns discretion with the nut flavor. As if it's ever mattered.
bro won the knot tying contest with his family tree
I don't know the story behind this person, but I do know that his life isn't simple.
Thank you everyone for "encouraging him with your kind words."
Who's life is simple? and who says life should be simple?
That was my first thought like why would you pick on someone like that they’re clearly going through a lot
You’re welcome
Laura kiwi, I agree. It's very hurtful to say these things I see in comments. Also, I stalked one of your playlists. I do that occasionally to find new music. The Chill one. I'll see how it sounds.
Mine and I say life should be simple @@Danzo1212
he looks like if the word fart was a person
Somebody mentioned character. And by God i hope things fall into place with him and he gains the confidence to accept his lifes best mission. He is truely one of a kind for a reason.
I’m pretty sure this was the guy messing with little girls it’s why he’s banned on TikTok
It's a girl
I like the guy. Seems like a good kid.
it looks perfectly healty by the way. few years after the fallout.
This guy scary asf
That’s not nice
Not sure it's a guy.
@@DoubleoP
I think the person is female too
Your mother scary but we don’t mention her
Female
It sounds like all the bully characters combined
Nerd vendetta theme starts playing
Looks like the first canibal you see when your car breaks down in the Deep South
Bless his soul not everyone is born the same but were all equal
he literally got caught on live talking about a little girl saying her butt looked “cute”
I can 100% confidently say that I am better than that thing in almost every possible way!... unless you consider gluttony, laziness, and stupidity to admirable traits. We are not all equal! Only inferior people like to believe that!
@joshipock8612 who tf is this?
We are not all equal. That's lies
@@joshipock8612hes a chomo monster a threat to all children
He said, "what are they?" like he doesn't cram things into his face indiscriminately
Fr
Just being polite 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Can someone translate what he says after that thanks
even AI got confuse with this look !
“wAnt sOme nUt” 😂
Apparently the TH-cam algorithm woke up and chose violence against me today.
LOL !!!!!!
Same here! 💀
Same here I kid you knot
@@Oscar-Poker_Shark818 😂 shit blew my mind.
Exactly I've done nothing wrong why am I being punished. Nasty. It could have had the corn nuts as soon as it's filthy hand went into the bag instead of pouring them like a normal human. Just disgusting.
that thing faster than me , I'm embarrassed , but I imagine food makes it lightning fast
Bro tried them out first to see if the heist was worth it 😭☠️
Mission failed..we'll get em next time,is what the driver is thinking.
I’m ur 200th like!!❤❤
😂
@@coke4574npc
lolololol
This person's built like a MeatCanyon character...
Underrated comment 😆
Fuuuuuck
Monster Lab
Facts
Lmfao
Discord final boss
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
That gone too far but funny lmao
@Itszoleeehe’s a predator
Reddit people
When your family tree doesn't have any branches
😂😂😂 this killed me
Every town has a village idiot.
Fukkin ded lmfao😂😂
or is a circle xD
only trunks...
You can see his mind processing the flavor and saying I need to acquire these by all means necessary.
Addiction is real
@@Markerface i want to know what's up with the window
@@DT00322 what window brother?
Oh I see that a shade attachment that some older 90’ vehicles had it let you roll the window down while it was raining while not letting the rain in you could feel the breeze of a cool rainstorm while driving! 😊
Ah now I see, I thought that was the actual glass window that had no lower half 🤐
Only person ever with no doppleganger.
Wrong look up npc car salesman. You know you found the video when the guy keeps saying "come on down" no way that man has a doppelganger
😂
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dude this is totally underrated comment!!!
Corey Taylor has the same neck. I wonder if this fella (I’m guessing that is a he/him) has amazing vocal cords too.
😂
If Patrick starfish was a real person living on land
So fucking true
It’s literally Greasus Goldtooth.
Accurate
🤣 most underrated comment... omg, I'm dead.
He's built like big chungus.
Why do I get the feeling the cameraman doesn’t look too different
I was thinking the same shit 😂😂😂
Whole entire car sounds like it!
😂
Exactly what I thought!
It's his Brother/Father. He looks identical just older.
Yoooo get outta my head...just hearing him speak, I felt that! 😂😂
Only person in history that could survive the guillotine.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I just about pissed myself 😂😂😂😂
boingotine.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You win comment of the year!!!😂👍
I will never complain about my shape ever again.
Dude for real 😂😂 he's built like the Snapchat logo
Dont compare urself to worse but compare to better and try to reach em
Fax I shaped like a damn rectangle but at least im not that.
@mythic_rl1196 don't do this, just work out and enjoy life
@@redcherry8137 if you think that way your never gonna reach lvl of someone thats better than u wich means u wont better urself
He faked them with Idle window conversation but was always focused on the nuts
Always.
Lmao I picked up on that too
Underrated comment
they ain't getting them back lmao
True, that's what they all do
The way he awkwardly stands just beyond reach and eats their snack.
😂😂😂
🙂🍿
😂😂😂
Is it a he?
Assert dominance
You cant see the people in the car but by the sound of them they all look exactly the same. This has to be somewhere where a nuclear meltdown happened
😭😭
LoL or some crazy chemical run off in the area that went unaddressed
Iowa, very close!
Funniest shit I seen all day🤣🤣
Fallout lol
I bet the amount of bullying and torture this guy has gone through over the years is unbelievable.
why do you even ask? obviously, you can even see that shit in this comment section
I mean he does look like a one piece character
@@morlarav602
Uhhhhhh I don't think the person was talking about now...from adults ....I think teenage years & prepubescent years by his/her peers ..
@@EstrellaRoja-c8o im pretty sure they are talking about the guys entire life. And for you to suggest that the bulling as an adult is irrelevant is a big fuck you from me.
@@amosmoses5630lmaoo you see how he acts? Obviously he needs more of it. Cry some more tubby
He is pretty strange looking but I'd like to see what kind of creatures are behind the camera
You assumed its gender... im reporting you!
Indeed they sound just as confusing
@@_anthony_4712was that a joke? I actually can’t tell. And if it wasn’t, you can’t report someone for assuming someone’s gender. Unless told otherwise, people are going to call you by the gender you look like. This person looks male, so people refer to them as male as they have not been told otherwise.
One is a hobbit ironically named Mario.
😂
Can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a neck wider than a head
Guaranteed that’s some cancerous alien growth causing that… his whole body looks like it’s an infectious disease. All I could think of was something from Men In Black is gonna pop out of him! 😂
We truly have STOPPED producing any men now, another 20 years from now there won’t be 8 ozs of testosterone between 50 guys. 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@gypsyqueen3806 🤪🤣
Very on point!! I had forgotten about him! 😂👍🏼
Oh you mean like "Weird Science" Chet?😂
Prime Mike Tyson 😳😁
I literally pissed my pants reading this
Bro started chewing before his hand came out of the bag 💀
Haaaaa
😂😂😂
had to get the engine warmed up
@@jakesanchez6621 ... 👀🤣
He took a few before grabbing the bag
They treated him like a safari animal 😂
Ha..So true
Not sure him or she
the shoe fits...
@@AideSuarez-kp3wu its a he
I'm crying tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
I've never seen a build like this. My european brain can't comprehend
neither than our american brains can
@@_h2go_When we, the Americans, can’t even comprehend the build you know it’s another level of obesity.
yea my american brain can’t either 😂 that neck is throwing me off
When the Americans can’t even comprehend it it’s a whole other level.
Pretty standard for Europeans. Don't be so hard on yallselves
When your family tree is a bush... 😂
LOL True..or a twig 😆
Cactus
A burnt stick
Or a perfect circle
@shanerice2019 this dude does seem a little necro inclined....