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I LOVE to learn... "we were the last to go on the ruins because tourists kept dying". Nope... it's cause the number of tourists that are climbing on and degrading the ruins. And definitely not playing that game with a concrete rock. A rubber ball was always used. Its size and weight varied over the centuries. Most historians assume a weight of 3-4 kg (7-9 lb) and a size of a skittle ball (110-130 mm). The existence of a caoutchouc tree was necessary to produce the ball. These trees were found in the tropical regions in the Maya territories.[1]
@jessebremner5209 Everyone loves a five day old expert, nice to meet you hindsight. I believe, We all, as knowable people, refer to those thoughts keepem to yourself thoughs. Beasta luck
Couldn't agree more. The upward inflection and extra syllables she adds to the end of words and the overall vocal fry. She seems nice enough, and she has nice contributions to the conversation. But holy s*** is it hard to listen to. Krystyna is hot and cool, though.
lol i heard ari mention his best grilled cheese he ever had near anne frank house and went to mark it on my google map and i already had it marked from another time he mentioned it.
@@arishaffir I love and will always support you. I just want to hear some crazy third world stories. And get your ass to India! There is no crazier/amazing/cheaper place, that will blow your mind every time you turn your head ✌️❤️
Winter 2021 jumped thru a lot of hoops to go to Thailand for a week. Including taking the chance of straight to the hospital for 10 days if we tested positive covid when we landed. Stayed at a Ko Samui resort in a cabin and its own pool for the cost of a Dayton Whoreday Inn. We're not resort people but that was worth it.
most chocolate bars arent real mushrooms. thats why it felt different because they usually use synthetic dmt derivitaves that arent strong or that well known like 4-aco dmt
man its a tough look to brag about how unpopulated your vacation destination was because of the Global Pandemic! being wantonly irresponsible is not a virtue!
if men bring this energy they’re on adderall; if ladies bring this energy it’s passion. OkeyYyYy! Real quote: “Dude, the ancient Mayans, like, knew what was up - I wanted to learn about that!”
Have me on. I'm in NYC. A nobody who traveled through India, hiked the Himalayas in Nepal, Easter Island (Chile), summited Fuji in Japan, Cambodia, southern Thailand and most of Europe XD
I saw Koh Samui/ Koh Phangan same same - got "stuck" there for +1month at the beginning of Covid - we roamed empty roads on acid, or mushrooms, lived inland in Koh Samui literally under cherry blossoms... what a magical time, while everyone was washing produce at home, and were locked down - 0 guilt too ;)
yes! finally someone took my suggestion and doesnt put clips in the beginning! its like, i clicked on this video, im going to watch the whole thing. no point in spoiling (what is usually the funniest) moments of the pod! ari the man!!!!
These success of these shows depends so much on the guests. Surely people who have interesting stories and experiences to talk about would be the goal? Ari, raise the bar bro
i thiink this was the weakest of the eps so far, but this pod is going great so far. excited to hear more about places I've never been but want to visit
Sam is coming next time he’s in New York. Gotta get Don. Bert is not allowed to do business with me. And Tim I want to get with Chad Daniels and Pete Lee altogether about their trip to Hong Kong.
53:45 As for brushing your teeth in Mexico, some resort destinations have their own water treatment center, and you can use that water to brush your teeth. I stayed in one of the resorts in Playacar which has a water treatment facility andi was able to brush my teeth. Playacar is near Playa del Carmen which is not far from Tulum. They may have been staying at resort is that community.
''research your trips'' thinks she'll get to see the northen lights in the summer 🤣 Ps - As a Norwegian, I've gone on hikes and walked into a heard of reindeer, deer in my yard most day's, seen Orca's like 20m off the coast, had seal's coming up to the boat etc ^^
The vocal fry on the one with the black hair. I want to know how that happens? Is it a regional thing I know you can get rid of it I feel like it might be on purpose.
My buddy wfh in tulum for a couple months. He had a similar apartment w splash pool and a little front patio for like $500 a month. Everywhere he went all the employees would hang bc there werent many others to serve.
Tulum, Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, etc. All those destinations are not really giving anybody de real mexican experience. It's tourist stuff almost entirely. This is just a vacation for whitey.
This is my favorite podcast - smoked a cig with Ari on a fire escape in NYC last fall 1st and only time we’ve met & spoke travel. 2 months later I hit 6 countries in Europe for the first time - playing South America trip with my travel friend this year - Ari is a gem!
@arishaffir So I was in Cancún March of 2020 (right when the pandemic hit) and I was only supposed to be in Mexico for 2 weeks, then I was going to Thailand for 3 months... Well, my trip to Thailand obviously got canceled so I could either go back to the U.S and fist fight over toilet paper and hand sanitizer, or I could stay in paradise. I ended up staying in Mexico for 5 MONTHS at the beginning of the pandemic, and it was absolutely glorious! Had Cancún, Playa Del Carmen, Isla Mujeres, Holbox and Tulum seemingly all to myself. Had beaches all to myself, entire cenotes with only 3 people in them, and you could ride a bike around town as if you were Will Smith in "I Am Legend." It was a moment in time I'll never get back and I was so incredibly lucky. Never had to quarantine, never had to lock down, rarely wore masks and was in paradise for half a year with no tourists.
Variety is the spice of life, and this episode was a nice fresh perspective on a place I probably won't get a chance to visit myself. Thanks for the content Ari and guests!
As a 1st gen Mexican who grew up in the US, I remember how embarrassing it was when I found out (in high school) that everyone else flushes their toilet paper 😬
Do not watch this episode and think you learned anything because most everything they try to explain they get wrong. Loved every episode except this one sorry Ari. I'm sure most episodes will be great.
How wrong could it be...they just talk about there experience...you sound like someone who went and had a different experience and are being a real Karen about it😅
I’ve never heard someone moan at the end of a sentence. She might be the most annoying speaker I’ve ever heard. No idea how they have a popular podcast
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I had to pause and comment because Ari is just looking left to right right to left and it’s hilarious 😂
Didn’t Ari say last episode that Tulum doesn’t count because everyone goes there lol
I thought he said Cancun maybe I’m wrong
It counts if you’re a young white woman
He sure fuckin did!!!
Yeah but how else will he find guests for his diversity ep?
@Txalcoir Shit, you're completely right, it was absolutely supposed to be joke, good call!
I really enjoy this podcast. Hes asking the right questions and keeping the convo interesting! Added to my daily podcast list for sure!
I got way more great ones coming from crazy places. The Morocco one is insane.
@@youbetrippinpod 🙏 hell yeah 👍 can't wait!
Interview yourself about Myanmar. I've never heard of anyone visiting there.
😒 It's like being stuck in a coked up convo with some basics in a stall at a rave...
Couldn’t find any guests who could possibly bring more “basic b energy” than these two Ari😂😒
They’re awful 😂
I LOVE to learn... "we were the last to go on the ruins because tourists kept dying". Nope... it's cause the number of tourists that are climbing on and degrading the ruins. And definitely not playing that game with a concrete rock.
A rubber ball was always used. Its size and weight varied over the centuries. Most historians assume a weight of 3-4 kg (7-9 lb) and a size of a skittle ball (110-130 mm). The existence of a caoutchouc tree was necessary to produce the ball. These trees were found in the tropical regions in the Maya territories.[1]
Bro brought the wiki facts
Bro knows metric.
Love this podcast Ari.
This episode is like listening to teen girls talk over each other to at 1.5 speed
Ya love this podcast but these girls were too annoying to listen to, like they on too much Adderall, I got 10 min in.
1.5 speed is weird to me..throws off timing and feels too unnatural..I would maybe do it if someone spoke too slowly but def not for this one
@jessebremner5209 Everyone loves a five day old expert, nice to meet you hindsight.
I believe, We all, as knowable people, refer to those thoughts keepem to yourself thoughs.
Beasta luck
@@jessebremner5209#yatwate
@@Flordeh likewise dhead
Great series Ari. Very easy listen, in general. You are a very good podcaster.
Thanks! I’m loving doing these
🤔
Next episode will be “Carnival Cruise Enseñada 🚢🇲🇽”
Ari, this is definitely one of my new favorite podcasts. I love the idea and every episode since you launched.
The “valley girl” inflection in the dark haired girl’s voice is absolutely brutal! 😖 This was a hard watch 🫠
Couldn't agree more. The upward inflection and extra syllables she adds to the end of words and the overall vocal fry. She seems nice enough, and she has nice contributions to the conversation. But holy s*** is it hard to listen to. Krystyna is hot and cool, though.
YeaAa
I was looking for this comment
lol i heard ari mention his best grilled cheese he ever had near anne frank house and went to mark it on my google map and i already had it marked from another time he mentioned it.
Sadly it chsnged management and now it kind of blows. End of an era
@@youbetrippinpod noooooo wtf :/
@@youbetrippinpodspellcheck holy shit
I consider "resort destinations" and "travel" as two different things. Hopefully Cancun is not an episode ✌️❤️
I do too but different people travel differently and I want to get all types on here. And the circumstances of this one made it really unique.
@@arishaffir I love and will always support you. I just want to hear some crazy third world stories. And get your ass to India! There is no crazier/amazing/cheaper place, that will blow your mind every time you turn your head ✌️❤️
India is booboo now, smells awful, crazy rape culture, everyone trying to scam you or stare at you. Hated my trip
Winter 2021 jumped thru a lot of hoops to go to Thailand for a week. Including taking the chance of straight to the hospital for 10 days if we tested positive covid when we landed. Stayed at a Ko Samui resort in a cabin and its own pool for the cost of a Dayton Whoreday Inn. We're not resort people but that was worth it.
most chocolate bars arent real mushrooms. thats why it felt different because they usually use synthetic dmt derivitaves that arent strong or that well known like 4-aco dmt
Don't be afraid to do the same place but with different guests.
For all eps I mean.
@@stylo8845 Yup, that's definitely happening. Different guests is different experiences.
The ball was made of concrete 😂
Portland to be exact 😆
Was made of rubber. The olmecs used rubber trees to make stuff, the olmecs became the mayan
No kidding, that’s what was funny.
Also they didn't have concrete, lol
Traveling was THE BEST during Covid. I went to Costa Rica and Florida, with my daughter. Couldn't beat the prices! And had entire places to ourselves.
I had the same in the Amazon (epsiode coming)
man its a tough look to brag about how unpopulated your vacation destination was because of the Global Pandemic! being wantonly irresponsible is not a virtue!
if men bring this energy they’re on adderall; if ladies bring this energy it’s passion. OkeyYyYy!
Real quote:
“Dude, the ancient Mayans, like, knew what was up - I wanted to learn about that!”
It was hard to get past that quote
Dog brain
High energy men are pretty annoying
If you hate the guests that much you could just click off. Nobody is forcing you to watch.
@erikverikv3107 nobody forced you to reply to a reply, fuck off
All I can think about is tom and christina making fun of their vocal fry
Someone needs to!
Have me on. I'm in NYC.
A nobody who traveled through India, hiked the Himalayas in Nepal, Easter Island (Chile), summited Fuji in Japan, Cambodia, southern Thailand and most of Europe XD
I saw Koh Samui/ Koh Phangan same same - got "stuck" there for +1month at the beginning of Covid - we roamed empty roads on acid, or mushrooms, lived inland in Koh Samui literally under cherry blossoms... what a magical time, while everyone was washing produce at home, and were locked down - 0 guilt too ;)
yes! finally someone took my suggestion and doesnt put clips in the beginning! its like, i clicked on this video, im going to watch the whole thing. no point in spoiling (what is usually the funniest) moments of the pod! ari the man!!!!
These are usually so chill. This one made me anxious as fuck! Couldn't get past the first break at 9 min... Next week!!!!
I liked the part where Ari was hiding from bees behind some flowers
These success of these shows depends so much on the guests. Surely people who have interesting stories and experiences to talk about would be the goal? Ari, raise the bar bro
Nobody is forcing you to watch
Well said.
Another great episode of You Be listenin’ to Ari reading ads.
Ad read champ.
@@arishaffir Can you get Russell Peters?
@@neechie3o6 no but he can get coke and young boys much better
Feels weird not listening to this at 8am
Ari is the man. Hands down the best ad reads in the entire business.
Ari's ad "reads" come across as manifestos. Very cool
i thiink this was the weakest of the eps so far, but this pod is going great so far. excited to hear more about places I've never been but want to visit
Sam Tallent, Wonton Don, John Feitelberg, Bert, Tommy Bunz would all be dope guests
Sam is coming next time he’s in New York. Gotta get Don. Bert is not allowed to do business with me. And Tim I want to get with Chad Daniels and Pete Lee altogether about their trip to Hong Kong.
Two of those are necessary. You can guess.
Dude Wonton Don would be sick
When is the Comedy Overlord stopping by about the Peruvian homeland?
It’s like trying to listen to the Skylar brothers and I can’t
Ooooof I wasn't planning on skipping any episode of this but sorry ari I think you get it
Why would he want to know that you skipped this episode?
@@erikverikv3107 why wouldn't he?
This one needs skipping and ari knew before he posted it
Traveling during covid was the best.
Any foreign land travel can be unique but they experienced a top notch one, pretty cool
Yeah, jealous for sure of seeing it like that without all the influencers setting up posed pictures.
Anyway.. left or right which one would yall tap?
Left
“I go on trips to learn history.”
“So tell me about the Mayans.”
“So they had this calendaaaar and they were about death and stuff.”
Holy shit.
Brutal
This trip was a couple years ago and they were clearly there for the experience not just to learn.
Way to misrepresent what was said, cool guy.
Women…
53:45
As for brushing your teeth in Mexico, some resort destinations have their own water treatment center, and you can use that water to brush your teeth. I stayed in one of the resorts in Playacar which has a water treatment facility andi was able to brush my teeth. Playacar is near Playa del Carmen which is not far from Tulum. They may have been staying at resort is that community.
Just get a bottle of water for the bathroom. Why risk it?
''research your trips'' thinks she'll get to see the northen lights in the summer 🤣
Ps - As a Norwegian, I've gone on hikes and walked into a heard of reindeer, deer in my yard most day's, seen Orca's like 20m off the coast, had seal's coming up to the boat etc ^^
I was thinking the same thing. The lights are definitely a winter activity. I was in Tromso in February and it was wonderful.
Damn! That’s awesome!
@@arishaffir Senja, Norway is where I walked in the middle of the heard of reindeer and the Orca's. Beautiful island in the north of Norway :)
The vocal fry on the one with the black hair. I want to know how that happens? Is it a regional thing I know you can get rid of it I feel like it might be on purpose.
I’m happy that I got a 60 sec advertisement from Ari Shaffir when clicking onto Kill Tony!
Ari where did you get the mushroom /map wallpaper ? Thanks. ❤️
Some place. I forget.
I would trust these two with my vacation as much as I would to read a map properly.
Cya next episode Ari
Always water shoes
and, uh, yeah....so, uh, yeah!
Theo, Shane, Tony, Joey, Sam please.
Another extremely catchy intro song from Ari
Mayan Basketball sounds badass. Let’s bring it back, people clearly don’t mind dying for sport these days.
If a people that short can play, imagine what the NBA would do with it
I love this podcast
Yikes. They wanted to learn but couldn't elaborate. One of the best parts was the pretty drinks??
They should've been guests on the view..
Ari "people who grew up with money suck" the girls " yea they suck". Ari grew up with money lmao
Hahaha. Your parents must have been really poor if you think paying your own way through state college meant you have money.
You said “lmao” so you must be 100% right 👍
Imagine if comedians did ads during their set.
I’ve seen it in specials. Very disturbing.
My buddy wfh in tulum for a couple months. He had a similar apartment w splash pool and a little front patio for like $500 a month. Everywhere he went all the employees would hang bc there werent many others to serve.
dang so much for ari sees the world.
The Mayans did mushrooms, Ayahuasca is South American
Tulum, Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, etc. All those destinations are not really giving anybody de real mexican experience. It's tourist stuff almost entirely. This is just a vacation for whitey.
Enjoyed hearing about the Mexico trip, and Bandit so cute in Corinne’s lap. And super pumped to hear your coming out with a new special.
Two Lumps tell us about Tulum
Yikes 😅
I don't even have anything against them. it was just a play on words 🥲
Ari please bring back the "skeptic tank bump" when you shoutout their pod or whatever. Well the "YBT bump" even
Ari got better at ads again gj Ari
Thank you! #AdReadChamp
1/2 my ads are funnier than 2/3 of other people’s podcasts.
Ads are better than the content..
Sometimes I watch podcasts and think, hmmm they might be doing cocaine. This is one of those times.
Usually I just assume people are dumb..
Ok, this is a TOUGH listen...but you can't win against the darkness if you're always running toward the light.
I didn't know women still did that up speak thing. It's wild
up speak?
Gosh it’s terrible smh
So funny hearing them talk about not flushing toilet paper 🤣
I'm in Bolivia right now and the rules are the same!
It’s the number one hardest thing for Americans to get used to.
This is my favorite podcast - smoked a cig with Ari on a fire escape in NYC last fall 1st and only time we’ve met
& spoke travel. 2 months later I hit 6 countries in Europe for the first time - playing South America trip with my travel friend this year - Ari is a gem!
@arishaffir
So I was in Cancún March of 2020 (right when the pandemic hit) and I was only supposed to be in Mexico for 2 weeks, then I was going to Thailand for 3 months... Well, my trip to Thailand obviously got canceled so I could either go back to the U.S and fist fight over toilet paper and hand sanitizer, or I could stay in paradise. I ended up staying in Mexico for 5 MONTHS at the beginning of the pandemic, and it was absolutely glorious! Had Cancún, Playa Del Carmen, Isla Mujeres, Holbox and Tulum seemingly all to myself. Had beaches all to myself, entire cenotes with only 3 people in them, and you could ride a bike around town as if you were Will Smith in "I Am Legend." It was a moment in time I'll never get back and I was so incredibly lucky. Never had to quarantine, never had to lock down, rarely wore masks and was in paradise for half a year with no tourists.
3:21 Mushrooms at a Tool concert.
Nice.
I’d hang out with these ladies.
Damn, two women going to Tulum...crazy. Was this for a bachelorette party? Pass on this episode 💯
Seriously. Wtf
Have none of these people seen the Road to El Dorado. They had no idea about that game
Variety is the spice of life, and this episode was a nice fresh perspective on a place I probably won't get a chance to visit myself. Thanks for the content Ari and guests!
Holes +Podcast = Bad Time
“I visited Cancun once” type podcast
Maybe the next episode buddy. I'm seeing these...behind the next shoot setting up your entertaining show Ari.🙉🙉🙉
Instagram impressionable white women and Tulum. Name a more iconic duo
Nope. Can't do it
I thought they had a popular podcast turns out it doesn't even break 10K an episode. Garbage.
gig in Helsinki? been waiting for a decade :p
Me too! I try to get it on my schedule every European tour I do and the agents never come through. 2026 or 2027 for sure.
@@youbetrippinpod noice!
I cant even begin to explain how much the girl in the purple is pissing me off with how "Valley Girl" she is.
😂 YeAaah
As a 1st gen Mexican who grew up in the US, I remember how embarrassing it was when I found out (in high school) that everyone else flushes their toilet paper 😬
Hahahaha
Do not watch this episode and think you learned anything because most everything they try to explain they get wrong. Loved every episode except this one sorry Ari. I'm sure most episodes will be great.
That sounds hilarious tho 😂
How wrong could it be...they just talk about there experience...you sound like someone who went and had a different experience and are being a real Karen about it😅
Beautiful dog❤
“It was like incredibly cheap. It was like $200.” Ari…..
I love these two ladies ❤ tulum sounds amazing, that’s definitely somewhere I wanna go now!
Corinne's voice is like nails on a chalkboard
Good decision to keep the bee footage 👍🏽
2nd time attempting to watch this ep and bailing. Just commenting so I can edit the comment in the future when I try again.
Rapel. You rappelled into the cenote. Unless there was a little boat down there you did not propel into the cenote.😂
You’re just basic. The real players propel down.
Arri looks like the bad guy from The Town.
Heard Bert been to Russia
Really? Why have I never heard that?
Who's Bert?
Headache 2 minutes in
Two minutes is too much.
Interesting that the Mayans had ayahuasca, which is from the Amazon
Love the pod
I’ve never heard someone moan at the end of a sentence. She might be the most annoying speaker I’ve ever heard. No idea how they have a popular podcast
They went to Tulum for 5 days… what’s there to learn?
3 minutes in……I have a headache. I think I’m gonna go listen to Tim butterly’s podcast
Too many ads. YIKES!
2? 2 is too many? That's nuts.
@@youbetrippinpod Every video there is too many! And for too long!
I still love the podcast! Just need a different setup when there's more than one guest.
Swing and a miss