Flashbang Grenades For The Spider Queen - Kill It With Fire
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2024
- The spiders ate all the farmers at the farmer's market so no one is left to tell me not to burn it all down.
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18:50 I love how he noticed the spider on the pumpkin but not the wooden pallet crawling around
loony toons ass hiding spot
Cap: I like the assault rifle it's more precise than the shotgun
Also Cap: *spray and pray noises"
Accuracy by volume
That Shit was just timed perfectly 15:40
Perfect
14:06 Are we not going to talk about how that explosion in the spider-infested farms' porta-potty did not look like it came from a flashbang?
Or the fact that Cap apparently saw a spider in there despite there... not being a spider... at all
@@EvelynnWinters2000 he did mention he doesn't know of something is in there, he probably assumed because of the music change
It looked like somebody ate a lot of taco bell
So I have these wireless earbuds, and when I left I forgot to pause the vid. So when I left I randomly heard "YESSSSSSS I KILLED AN INFANT" completely out of context.
Average Bloodborne experience
Spiders: exist
Sauce: so you have chosen death
DR Blood Jumping spiders : Hippity hoppity your life is now gonnity
Funny
Cap should play castle crashes
Lol
Well, yes.
I just had to point out what good eyesight he has at 6:24 this confirms he’s super human
i have a theory in TABS: sword caster might be the dark peasent.we can see they both have bowl hair cut , they use dark magic , the sword caster hands are lock so this could mean the dark peasent got captured. after the capture he managed to take off the locks so he used his hands to fight them. so that might be the origin of the sword caster
FLASHBANG!!
Everywhere Cap goes he leaves marks that will never be forgotten lol
"I'm not hiding in a porta-potie cradling a revolver. Your mom's hiding in a porta-potie cradling a revolver."
Sure
I don’t think my mom has a revolver
LMAO I can't breath I'm laughing so hard
@@hoodiedagamer17 yeah why would your mom just own a whole arsenal of guns
@@flooftsp6236 I dunno
Captainsauce: I KILLED AN INFANT
My baby brother staring at me wide eyed
Boss, you killed a child!
Great work, this is why you're the best!
Captainsauce: *throws flashbang at himself* Well crap. *gets blinded*
Cap should play castle crashes
He pulled a Henry stickman
Guillotine damn you stole my joke
69 likes nice
Hold ima search through my pockets misses. .. shit
When cap flashbangs the Queen, he’s funny and doing it for content. But when I flashbang the Queen, I’m getting arrested
I feel that bro
Yah I hate it when I get arrested for flashbanging a queen.
I don't know which flashbang your talking about but I kinda don't want to know
I did the same thing but without the flash part
@@o5-9dea39 i- uh oh
Barnstormer is something Uncle Billy would wield if he had the powers of Thor.
Barnstormer is the uncle Billy of Thor's hamer
Uncle Billy says (Yet Kery kanE clUb flIrting). Translated damn right
Cap should play castle crashes
Anything you say phillip
Bye Hi not random.... I think he should play machinarium
"Yes, I killed an infant!" - CaptainSauce
I was about to comment that
I've only started watching and I'm exited
"Yes, I killed an infant!" Cap shouted with pride, raising his arms in victory.
Oh crap my widow is open
"Yes! Yes! i killed an infant!"
"Maybe they feed their pumpkins hay?"
Cap 2020
Stfu
Yeet yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
@@GarfieldEnjoyr who are you talking to?
NO
Yso
Never thought I would hear him refer to himself as cap
Same though
Same here bro
He’s like captain America but just with flashbangs
Dude I was literally thinking the same thing
I meant to say did sorry
“YES YES I KILLED A INFANT” CaptainSauce 2020
“Shoot I left the window open!”
Frog Pantts lol
Cap should play castle crashes
Two perfect sentences go perfect together
"shut up, there's a million comments like this and you don't have to be one of them"
-Dog 2020
Cap: yes! I killed an infant!
His FBI agent hearing him: excuse me wtf!?
He's Canadian the fbi is an American thing
TH-cam *clears throat dramatically *
@Zane Juanica yeah
4:51
Cap should play castle crashes
9:04 oh no, that's the symbol of war in Greece... I guess spiders and humans started a war or something like that
7:15 man farms crops with immense speed with this one trick,farmers hate him!
“It’s good and dead” nope, that child spider escaped, the counter didn’t go up.
Oh shit now we have a actual batman spider
Give em 25 years and well have spider bat man or even super spider bat man
I love at 15:36 he just looking for a flashbang and misses and goes like well shot
"Looks easy enough"
Naturally pulls out lighter and hair spray and gets to work
XD
Me: Wait... Where's fluffles?!
He is a spider now, so is all of Canada except CaptainSauce
@@sushisama6399 That's bad news
you didn’t even watch the video, it just came out
Jianna Murray fluffles only appears in paint the town red
@@GraysonBailey106 it was a joke for the port 'o potty
I was hoping for Henry stickmin but! This is just as good I’ve been waiting for this!
Same
This is always funny
I came for gold and found gold
Same
Agree
4:51 Sauce: “I KILLED AN INFANT!”
“If there are multiple queen spiders, then there’s gotta be a king spider somewhere. He’s clearly not gonna let them run around nilly-willy.” I think you have it the other way around Cap.
"Barnstormer"
I believe you mean Barnfinder ;)
yes
Hai guys, i haven't watched Captain sauce for a bit,
Lol
Oh wow the first time TH-cam notifies me a minute after a video comes out, good job TH-cam...good job...
Spiders: exist.
Cap: So you have chosen death.
Stolen
We aren’t going to talk about how many weapons this farm has.
No its a barn in Kansas the fact that an m1 Abrams is not in the barn. . . Is the reason why no one else is there.
It’s a game bruh
It's an American barn
Me *counting how many weapons the barn has*
“Wait what we’re not?
Hey you got Mr.p as your profile photo
"I killed an infant!!!"
*911 what's your emergency?*
Thats great
YES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:51 For your convenience.
Why do I see you everywhere 🤣
4:53
"Yes! I killed an Infant!" Captain Sauce-2020
7:04 triangle shirtwaist factory re-done with farming spiders
911: 911 what’s your emergency
The guy next door: my neighbor next door had killed an Infant
911: oh it’s jus captain sauce just recoding
Lol
Hahaha
911: can you tell me anything about your neighbor?
The guy next door: I think he calls himself CaptainSauce
911: *ok, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, mention spiders. He kinda just sprays and prays.
The guy next door: with bug killer?
911: yeah... Totally...
Will Cooper now that’s better than mine
@@thewelshwarthunder9457 nah yours was great 😂
6:21 the spider: "good thing he doesn't see me". captainsauce: *smack smack
My mom burning down the house after seeing a spider
Youre 38th
Nah she has the right idea xD)
true
That barely even counts as a over reaction
@@captain_fish_head i seen people burn down houses and over revtion before
i love how he called himself cap
this explains the whole video "so then i started blasting"
4:45 that voice raise
19:15 Some people just want to watch the world burn
I love that you were so careful with the flashbangs at first knowing they would blind you, but then accidentally blinded yourself anyway. 😂 That’s pretty much exactly what I would expect to do if I was given that weapon to fight spiders, to be honest. Only I would do way more screaming. Lol
I love this game so much more than I ever thought I would. It’s so simple, but this LP has been so much fun. I can’t wait to see what the next place is like.
Fun fact: there are usually no king spiders the queens usually eat the king
15:42 that's definitely me when I'm driving and miss
Uh, what
5:06 That had me laughing so hard! That was so amazing!
13:27 he was just talking about how the are is precise tho
No one is noticing the invisible spider that runs across the screen at like 16:30-39?
No I tried guess you got some good eyes ┐( ∵ )┌
No.....
Thx for uploading on my b day it means so much sense you’ve gotten me through so much with your jokes and good commentary. Thank you - a fan
Thx
Hey erm think you forgot to switch accounts
Yeah cap, why are you breaching a porta-potty with a grenade?
A bigger question:
why is he killing infants
EVEN BIGGER QUESTION: WHY DIDNT HIS NEIGHBORS HEAR THAT?
He going to “bomb” the toilet
Another Bigger Question: How many neighbors would hear that and be suspicious???
Cap should play castle crashes
8:21, And their Tim's
"aww shit" the only reaction to seeing a flashbang land at your feet
I was having a really bad day today, but my savior in dollar store headphones uploaded just in time. Thanks for being able to make me laugh even in my dark moments, keep up the good work Cap.
I had a call from a guy saying “911 I just heard a man triumphantly yell” I Just Killed An Infant” from his window.Then was told there’s a murderer in my street.
Joseph Falce lol
Loved the video man! Laughed my head off with the king spider in his throne room bit!
captainsauce: i just killed an infant!
police outside: mee too kid
I'm so glum I'm the day so when you make a another vid it's like a regen for happynes thxs for making these videos and making people smile😃
Amen to that
Mhmm.
I'm looking at this video at school and at 13:00 i paused the video and i heard the shooting at my school and my heart stopped a beat bc i thought that is was connected to another device but no it was just school shooting
😶
I never thought I would hear the phrases, "breach a port-a-potty with a flasbang grenade" and "have the spiders created a monarchy and are wearing chainmail!?" In the span of less than two minutes.
Me: has a phobia for spiders. Also me: Still watchs this with getting heartattacks.
"I KILLED AN INFANT!"
Captainsauce 2020
Imagine a spider apocalypse and seeing cap running around with a lot of weapons
Edit: dang this is the most likes I have also I was just making a joke
Edit 2: I forgot that I had this comment
Lmao
Flame throwers
Wouldn't surprise me
I will be prawd
Just like a fanny pack filled with flashbangs and hairspray
Why does captainsauce remind me of Jimbo from South Park whenever he mentioned Dynamite during fishing
I love that "thats the good stuff" wverything is on fire
I always look forward to seeing cap upload every day, its always so nice to see that notification after a bad day
When he said “every other carrot had a spider in it” I heard every other Karen had a spider in it
Still true sooo
Cap should play castle crashes
Cap should play castle crashes
7:36
Every OTHER Karen? I think every Karen has a spider in it.
That slow “shit” after he throws the flashbang gets me every time
The way he said: Flash bang Grenade?
Sounded like Dora lmao.
Also, Flash. Bang. Grenade, no jokes? Really?
I'm watching this while wearing an MCR shirt with a spider on it
MCR: possible definitions
MineCraft Rebooted
Marvel Cinematic RUniverse
My Clean Reddit experience
Mr Captainsauce R
nobody knows what MCR is...
@@aydenator2770 oh it's my chemical romance I guess I should be more specific
thegamingfox yt oh lol i didnt know!! 🤭
17:34 He literally found a battery in the haystack, it's on the left side.
What
What
What
What
“YES! I KILLED AN INFANT”
when you kill that one person that has a mic and sounds like a 1 year old huffed helium
Capn out of Context is my favorite thing ever.
Imagine being his neighbors.... Do you think they know Fluffles isn't really a naked man living in Capn's house?
8:46 more into the game there are jumping fire spiders probably.
4:58 I KILLED AN INFANT
It always makes me laugh seeing how freaked out he is by the spiders
19:40 some men wanna watch the world burn
The last time I was this early Jaystation was a good person, so, I have never been this early.
Lol
You’re soulless because future you is soulless
actually Hitler would probably not have done anything if it wasn't for his dad abusing him or if he got in art school. Also nothing would have happen is one of the three assassination attempt work or if the soldier that spared his life didn't in WW1
@@jumpergone6071 ***It's called a joke***
Pikachuisloveandlife yeah he’s making a joke too
Last time i was this early cap was still growing
“I killed a infant!” Good for you buddy. Whatever makes you happy(ier.)
I gotta visit this “Asgardian Dollor Store”
8:58
Technically that symbol means *"War"*
yea god of war
Captainsauce: I'm not hiding in a portal potty cradling a revolver your moms hiding in a portal potty cradling a revolver HEY SHUT UP
Lol I liked my own comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok
POV: You exist on a planet of spiders and your only chance of survival means killing them all.
"It didn't go on my rifle it went on my clipboard *chuckles* "
"Underaged Anime"
FBI: "Hmm we might wanna check this out"
"Giant King Spider"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
no one:
captainsauce when he sees a spider: I know! ill use my frying pan, as a squashing pan!
At 6:25 i lost my mind laughing when he called the spider a clever shit-head
5:11 he doesn't have a kid confirmed.
Probably For the best
That's probably for the best
"I killed an infant"
-captainsauce
This game is rather strange. As far as I am concerned, all the spiders can do is annoy you, and you can't die. There is no lose state. However, knowing this, I'm still more scared of this games spiders than I am when I see a legit spider.
Uggghhh! That zoom on the invisible crate spider put a shiver down my spine.
At least watch the video first. Give him respect for his time and dedication
I’ve realized the massive difference between “sauce captain” and “captain sauce” on the internet
1:55
That would actually be cute and badass at the same time
Sauce making the world a happier place since 2015 love ya sauce god bless
"I need to kill 3 queens"
-captainsauce 2020
He’s just committing regicide, no worries!
Damn, im REALLY early. Great video cap! Cant wait to see your next completing the mission video!
My FBI agent must be getting scared about what I might do if I see a spoder
“Wait it’s all spiders”
“Always has been”
Cap: yay I killed an infant
His neighbors: 😱911 time