The War of the Five Kings - Death of Every King

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  • From Renly's tent to Frey's Twins, Catelyn witnesses the deaths of two young, handsome, and youthful kings. As the pie is being served to Walder Frey, Margaery shouts to announce that the mighty pie has arrived. While everyone is shocked by Joffrey's death, Stannis marches south in hopes of taking Winterfell. He fell before Winterfell, as Balon did on Pyke on the Iron Islands.

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  • @ivartheboneless7914
    @ivartheboneless7914  7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Thank you so much for watching this video. No one else has done the deaths of all five of them thus far so I hope I did something you were looking for. Please, hit a like, comment below and subscribe. ❤

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you have to say about the King of Kattegat?

    • @stipe9k
      @stipe9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gfilmer7150 So, this is me here with a different account. I lost Ivar the Boneless one. Silly 17 year old me at the time. Anyway, I think Ivar was a terrible king and a terrible person, but somehow I find myself rooting for him. If you were referring to Björn, though, I think he makes a great king.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stipe9k He was a tyrant and a megalomaniac. I root for him because he destroyed England as vengeance for his father. (I have not seen the last season)

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stipe9k Finish Vikings last week, Ivar's scene had me in tears.

  • @BillyJoe820
    @BillyJoe820 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +608

    “Help the poor boy! Idiots, help your King!” -The woman who sentenced said King to death. God I love Olenna Tyrell.

    • @jedwalker4543
      @jedwalker4543 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      She did say she’d never seen the poison work lol.

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    I always just think, if Renly had been more like Kevin Lannister, knowing his place, he and stannis could have taken all the power

    • @purpleheart9160
      @purpleheart9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      True. Could have even been heir to the throne if Stannis never bore a son

    • @tyrionlannister1849
      @tyrionlannister1849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@purpleheart9160 tyrion lanister

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Food Wars Not really. The War of the Five Kings would've ended sooner, but the story would have lasted the same. It would simply have gone in a different direction

    • @jamesultron854
      @jamesultron854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kevan*

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no they would have lost as that would lose them the Tyrell troops

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    "We'll end this war in a fortnight."
    Narrator: "They would not, in fact, end this war in a fortnight."

    • @250rafal
      @250rafal 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Fortnite* 😂

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@250rafalnah.... fortnight ia correct.... so embarrassing for u

    • @250rafal
      @250rafal 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Rash23215 no shit Sherlock…

    • @ADogNamedElmo
      @ADogNamedElmo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​​@@Rash23215it's not that embarrassing

    • @journeysands2622
      @journeysands2622 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Why did I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice😂😂😂

  • @TheCandyHole
    @TheCandyHole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    Season 1: Robert
    Season 2: Renly
    Season 3: Robb
    Season 4: Joffrey
    Season 5: Stannis
    Season 6: Balon
    Balon lasted the longest by doing jack shit

    • @charlesolivier4902
      @charlesolivier4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      In the books, he dies second

    • @valtoxykal1609
      @valtoxykal1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      You forgot Tywin, A King who never wore a crown

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ValToxy Kal doesn’t really count as a king tho

    • @RyanS881
      @RyanS881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also Tommen Season 6

    • @upstream5316
      @upstream5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@RyanS881 And Lancel, he was the true spider who guarded the realm. The true uncrowned King of both Westeros and Essos. Lancel created the White Walkers by breeding orcs with children of the forest. The result was the abomination called the Night King. Lancel wanted him on the Iron Throne because Lancel was half Stark, half Bolton. He wanted eternal northern winter in Kings Landing. This was why he created the White Walkers. Sansa was his mother, Roose his bio-father. He posed as a Lannister but it was all a charade. Varys was his useful idiot, completely clueless. He actually thought he had power. Tyrion was a discarded unwanted child of Tywin and a Dohtraki female. The Dohtraki wanted to sacrifice Tyrion to a fake deity who had a pedophile warmongering psychopath as some sort of savage imbred prophet. But Tywin made sure he got a decent upbringing on Tattooine. Jabba took him under his whaleblobber and raised a fine man. A small man but fine. Little did Tywin know, his unwanted lustful drunken son had mad brain power. And a lot of charisma. The only thing he lacked was his brothers pretty face and 18 inch penis. Cercei didnt love Jaime but she loved his penis. She did not like that he was faster than Lucky Luke in bed. So she turned to Lancel instead. He had 4 inches but he was a lot more endurant and creative in bed than the slayer of Kings and unprepared vagina.
      Bran influenced the midichlorians to create life. He put all his Force powers into creating 3 dragons. He was not pleased with how slow acceleration they had. "It will be their doom," Bran said repeatedly in A Song of Ice and Fire: The Dragons are Not Up To Snuff.
      The 14th and final novel will be released august 4th. I can reveal the title so SPOILER ALERT:
      A Song of Ice and Fire Volume 14: Sansa Has A Crush On Jon Snow, That Is Why She Loathed The Entitled Feminist who Didn`t Deserve Jorah the slayer of bears and maker of pelts. The final novel, maps excluded, will be 22.071 pages long. George R.R.Martin said it was finished in 1987, around the same time Guns N Roses released the amazing album Appetite For Destruction. I agree will Martin, All The Small Things is the best song on that wonderful album.

  • @pishposh69
    @pishposh69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    *sits in silence after Catelyn dies*
    "tHe PiE!!"

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤣🤣 I had the EXACT same thought. It’s the most abrupt tone shift ever. Hilarious.

    • @WayoftheSaiyan
      @WayoftheSaiyan 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The forgotten art of "die to pie" video editing.

    • @s0bad
      @s0bad 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Catelyn, the worst woman in all the realm

    • @journeysands2622
      @journeysands2622 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@s0badwhat? Why?

    • @vaaniaw
      @vaaniaw 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@s0badwhy?

  • @matijajelinic9575
    @matijajelinic9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Margery: "Look the pie!"
    Jeoffrey: *slices sword in pie, killing birds*
    And they all died of salmonella

    • @WayoftheSaiyan
      @WayoftheSaiyan 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Porcelain Throne > Iron Throne

    • @madridforever933
      @madridforever933 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was that a dead bird in the cake they panned to?

    • @afunkymonke
      @afunkymonke 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@madridforever933 it was like 3 dead birds

  • @4rtsyval
    @4rtsyval 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    cat begging robb to stand & leave always breaks my heart

  • @rex788
    @rex788 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    Olenna Tyrell has the nerve to yell "HELP THE POOR BOY!" when she's the one that poisoned him. Hahahaha

    • @Berserk_96
      @Berserk_96 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      She's a G

  • @kingofmetal256
    @kingofmetal256 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

    Stannis death in the show is a crime against humanity

    • @TheAndySau
      @TheAndySau 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Agree, what a dumb decision destroy on of the bests characters in the show and the books.
      That was one of sooners and worsts decisions of the showrunners.

    • @dksoulstice6040
      @dksoulstice6040 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      You gotta love how D&D gave Brienne fucking teleportation powers so that she could find Stannis on the battlefield and give him a cringe execution.

    • @MikeStoneJapan
      @MikeStoneJapan 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The fuckin Mannis

    • @TheKingElfstone
      @TheKingElfstone 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Worst part was the stupidity of Brienne getting to do it - especially when Renly wasn't the rightful king at any time.
      Better if Ramsey got him.

  • @danthalios
    @danthalios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "Give me something for the pain and let me die."
    "Together we could end this war in a fortnight."
    "Mother."
    "It's nothing."
    "Go on, do your duty."
    "What kind of ironborn loses his senses during a storm?"
    _[silence]_
    "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
    "I don't like this."
    "They don't get to choose."
    *~ Last words of every king and queen in Westeros.*

    • @ajduong
      @ajduong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No burn them all?

    • @nikoloznasaridze6328
      @nikoloznasaridze6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But who said "I don't like this"?

    • @Evilstr98
      @Evilstr98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nikoloznasaridze6328 That would be Queen Cersei

    • @darthcobra8328
      @darthcobra8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im the man who kill jaime lannister?

    • @adw8451
      @adw8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that Daenerys was the most powerful of them all.

  • @imwinningthisone7613
    @imwinningthisone7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    None of them died in battle, all of them died kinda the same way, 4 got betrayed, 1 was executed after a battle...

  • @admin.slayerenryu5217
    @admin.slayerenryu5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Renly: Wow I did not expect that. Also that was really fast
    Robb: *NOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
    Joffrey: *laughing and giggling with joy* .... I'm not crazy.
    Stannis: Look how they massacred my Mannis.
    Balon: Finally. This piece of sh*t wasn't worth anything.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 my feelings exactly. Except with balon I thought : k cool.... can Euron fall to his death now too?

    • @AlumniDaniel
      @AlumniDaniel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      my mouth dropped to the floor when robb died. made me realize ain't no plot armor for the starks

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AlumniDanielBro didn’t realize that with Ned??? 😭

  • @some_metalhead
    @some_metalhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    People forget that by book 3, Balon died as well. The show runners just kind of forgot about Balon (which is unsurprising given their track record) so he got put off until season 6. The line “just now kings are dying like flies” spoken by Tyrion after news of the Red Wedding reaches King’s Lansing doesn’t make as much sense. In ASoS, Robb and Balon died in very close proximity, whereas in the show . . . it’s just Robb? Yes Renly was killed but much earlier on.
    Also they’re saying the war ended by Joffrey and Margarey’s wedding, as if Balon just fucked off when in theory he should still be around.

    • @upstream5316
      @upstream5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Balon died midways novel 1, my friend. You pretend to have read the books to look like sophisticated n stuff, man.

    • @erathorsmash6941
      @erathorsmash6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@upstream5316 That's not true at all, Balon dies in book 3, A Storm of Swords, just like the original poster said.
      I'll take it you didn't read the books? Or you're mixing Balon up with someone else.

    • @upstream5316
      @upstream5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@erathorsmash6941 You don`t like see the point, man.
      It was Lancel who killed him. He posed as a Lannister but was working for Varys all along. He wasn`t one of his little birds but he was a henchman for the cunning Spider. See, Varys wanted to put Robb Stark on the Iron Throne because he knew he would be a good ruler. And under him Varys could manipulate his naive and suicidal sense of honor to take what his heart truly desired; Sansa. He was not a eunuch. They dont become bald if they are cut before they reach puberty. Because the male sex hormone testosterone is linked to male pattern baldness. This was always about winning Sansa. Even Ned admitted; "I want her inside me."

    • @erathorsmash6941
      @erathorsmash6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@upstream5316 Oh okay, so you're either a troll or you're mad XD

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@upstream5316Lannisters have Wildfire weaponry + Ballistas
      North has Skin Changer/greenseer/bloodraven + Giants/ice age megafaunas
      Targaryens have Dragons + blood magics
      What other super weapons exist out there? War Elephants of Essos, Krakens of Greyjoys, Great Others,

  • @starzs7704
    @starzs7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    8:03 I like how the guy in the back from the king's guard is just vibing to hard to come save his king

  • @Sashi_Mee
    @Sashi_Mee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Technically It can't be the war of the 5 kings since Renly died before Balon declared himself king

    • @ivartheboneless7914
      @ivartheboneless7914  6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      House Lannister Well, that's true. But still, there were five kings who participated in that very same war.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Balon was with Renly?

    • @user-tm4br8pf3n
      @user-tm4br8pf3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@johnnyskinwalker4095 nope. Renlon was with Baly

    • @togblink726
      @togblink726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean there were 5 Kings at one time.
      Mance Rayder was a king

    • @garamchoo2026
      @garamchoo2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TOG BLINK No there were 6 kings including the Night King.

  • @teagenthetiefling5296
    @teagenthetiefling5296 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "I don't mock the drowned god. I am the drowned god." goes hard

  • @karolpalion2883
    @karolpalion2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    There never really was a "War of Five Kings". Instead, there were three concurrent, but separate wars:
    1. The War of Baratheon Succession, a three-way conflict between Joffrey (and, later, Tommen) and his two uncles, all claiming to have inherited the Iron Throne after Robert's death. This war ended with Stannis's death and Tommen's victory.
    2. The Northern Rebellion, a war of independence for the North and the Riverlands. This war seemingly ended with Robb Stark's death, but was later continued by the Black Fish and Jon Snow until the latter virtually abdicated as King in the North and swore fealty to Queen Daenerys. Eventually, the North (but not the Riverlands) gained independence through diplomatic means (that is, Sansa asking Bran to let her be Queen in the North).
    3. The Second Greyjoy Rebellion, a war of independence for the Iron Islands and Ironborn conquest of the North. This war practically ended when the Boltons killed all the Ironborn in the North. After Balon's death, both claimants of the salt throne gave up that claim as soon as they could, Euron to Cersei and Yara to Daenerys.

    • @amanimckenzie32
      @amanimckenzie32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No there was a War of the Five Kings because all the kings somewhat declared war on each other. Stannis had only fought Renly and Joffrey but he was also enemies of Robb Stark and Balon Greyjoy just never got on the battlefield against them. Balon had only fought Robb (indirectly) but he also was an enemy of the Lannisters and the Baratheons. Joffrey was against all of them aswell. The only kings that didn't declare War on each other were Robb and Renly and that was because they were in talks of alliance.

    • @TougeWarrior93
      @TougeWarrior93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be honest Renly doesn’t really have a good ability to lead…the only shit he had are numbers of soldier and it was given to him by the Tyrell
      Stannis had a wife so the Tyrell pass on him and went straight to Renly,most of Stannis’s bannerman join Renly not because of his charisma or ability,they join Renly because they value their life (half the Baratheon force+full Tyrell is already greater than the Lannister’s army)

    • @Grimmbros1214
      @Grimmbros1214 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i’m sure the historians of westeros will have this debate for hundreds of years afterward. after all, some could argue that they all grew from the same cause

    • @sunsetz5936
      @sunsetz5936 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mas houve o casamento vermelho no livro?

  • @ZC.Andrew
    @ZC.Andrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how so many shows depict throat-cuts to be this instant method of death. In reality, the resulting death can take minutes and is a horrible way to go, which seems odd since GOT certainly doesn't hold back in other ways!

    • @someoneatemybeans
      @someoneatemybeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they actually did depict that when pyp died when ygritte shot an arrow through his throat

    • @danmichaelabad6263
      @danmichaelabad6263 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Throat is connected to the central nervous system, it was proven with science that the brain shuts down when it is severely cut.

  • @RealBono
    @RealBono 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    I never realized Balon outlived all of them, that's actually hilarious but it does make sense. He stayed in the Iron Islands through all of it, which was probably the safest place for him until his brother showed up.

    • @samariathornton9110
      @samariathornton9110 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      In the books, he’s actually second/third to die

    • @RealBono
      @RealBono 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@samariathornton9110 Yeah I believe he is killed before the red wedding and it’s talked about in a Catelyn chapter as she’s riding to the Twins. Kind of wish they’d done this in the show to give Euron more time to be developed.

  • @user-ty1jw6kq1m
    @user-ty1jw6kq1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I love how Cersei wants to yell at Tyrion,but then she sees Joffrey and just let's it go to be with her son in his last moments. And also Joffrey didn't deserve to die at the arms of his mother,the only woman who loved him. He should have gotten something worse.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean like ripping his own throat out?

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gfilmer7150 I’d recommend strangling or drowning, slowly watching his helpless eyes becoming afraid, while being choked/lowered down unto a well like a bucket, and then... the sweet relief of silence

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@docrofreborn7497 Ok. In the books, Joffrey ripped his throat out when poisoned.

    • @denniscampbell7501
      @denniscampbell7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joffery was a little bitch!!

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@denniscampbell7501 Agreed. He deserved worse.

  • @milomateer6565
    @milomateer6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Stannis’s death was so meaningless. He was the rightful king above Renly

    • @gery8218
      @gery8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      But Renly would have been a better king.

    • @kvdjrplays7794
      @kvdjrplays7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FORREST GUMP the rightful ruler for me was Daenerys Stormborn

    • @shimanopetermann9068
      @shimanopetermann9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @FORREST GUMP And Stannis was a pawn of Melisandre and her cult. He burned people just to get the Lord of Lights favour. If Cercei and the sparrows taught us anything then it's that fanatics shouldn't get too close to power. Renly would've really been a better king. Maybe there would've been some Tyrell influence but then again the Tyrells were brilliant rulers. I could imagine worse Kingdoms than one ruled by Olenna and Margaery Tyrell.

    • @derepicskin888
      @derepicskin888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@shimanopetermann9068 That's because the dumb writers of this Show altered his character to make him look cruel and unlikeable, only because they themselves didn't like him. Stannis from the books would be the ideal ruler of Westeros: A brilliant and respected Military leader, just, fair and most of all devoted to his Duty like no other.

    • @kvdjrplays7794
      @kvdjrplays7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @FORREST GUMP or rather Jon ? The ones who don't want the throne usually turn out to be the best. He also has a better blood right being the only surviving heir through the male line

  • @Snakie747
    @Snakie747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I had forgotten that Euron's introduction actually makes it seem like they're gonna be faithful to the books a little. Boy, they sure went the other way on that one.

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "ALONG WITH MY BIG COCK!" - What a fucking letdown.

    • @heygoodbyee
      @heygoodbyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A finger in the bum!

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That and the exclusion of Aegon “Young Griff” angered me the most after Stannis’ character assassination.

    • @Snakie747
      @Snakie747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gfilmer7150 I hate to say it, but the book might have that too. We know Shereen gets burned in the book. I know that she's not with Stannis at the moment, but I still think there's a strong possibility that he's involved in that.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Snakie747 I know. My theory is Melisandre will do it to bring Jon back and Stannis won’t know about it.

  • @4rtsyval
    @4rtsyval 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    7:26 cersei didn't need to push margaery but still did, my petty queen lmao😭

    • @queentia3133
      @queentia3133 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ur queen sucks.

  • @gerryj313
    @gerryj313 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Renly: most mysterious death - killed by blood magic with only two eye witnesses
    Robb: most tragic death - completely given up when all is lost: love, mother, vengeance
    Joffrey: most spectacular death - at his own wedding, violent, witnessed by all of King's Landing
    Stannis: most honorable death - killed by a Kingsguard, admitting his crime and properly sentenced
    Balon: most ridiculous death - pushed off a bridge

    • @varric
      @varric 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Night King: Killed by no one.

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Robert and Drogo in Season 1
    Renly in Season 2
    Robb in Season 3
    Joffrey in Season 4
    Stannis and Mance in Season 5
    Balon and Tommen in Season 6
    Jon gives up his kingship in Season 7
    The Night King and Euron is Season 8

    • @ourtvshow6399
      @ourtvshow6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Viserys as well

    • @drfaisalkamal1275
      @drfaisalkamal1275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ourtvshow6399 the beggar king

    • @BlandSock
      @BlandSock ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ourtvshow6399 bro. He ain't a king

  • @drexelspivey872
    @drexelspivey872 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Imagine if joffrey had his sadist attitude but was humble and strategized with Tywin? Now that, that would have been a fucking monster

  • @christianescobar7618
    @christianescobar7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I wish Stannis and Brienne got a 1 v 1 and they both had a sick fight

  • @Golgari213
    @Golgari213 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    2:16 look at the way Lady Brieanne repositions her sword. She's absolutely badass.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Great fight scene and she knew there was no way to explain what happened. Even with a noble witness.

  • @jordanfiscus5206
    @jordanfiscus5206 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Joffreys death is just so rewarding, the look on Lady Olennas face as he drinks it like that’s it boy drink that poison hehe. Joffrey trying to wash the poison down with more poison ☠️ 😅 lol.

  • @Blotto105
    @Blotto105 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I like how Renly says “Moat Caitlin” instead of the proper name Moat Cailin. It was probably an oversight on the actor’s part but it translated well into the show by showing how little of a shit Renly cares about the North.

  • @koonehkun6404
    @koonehkun6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I wish they've included Lady Stoneheart in the show 😥

    • @overlex
      @overlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rael I know! Arya’s revenge on the Frey’s was lowkey unsatisfying to me; yet Lady Stoneheart unleashing the Brotherhood on them in the books was 🔥

    • @apeshrujmel6681
      @apeshrujmel6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Vasilijan Nikolovski Lady Stoneheart was the Lord of Light resurrecting someone. I haven't read the book but I seem to recall it was Beric Dondarrion who brought Catelyn back the same way Thoros brought him back.

    • @user-kj7ck5gy6b
      @user-kj7ck5gy6b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      right! instead they gave her storyline to boring ass arya.

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering how jon came back unchanged it would be stupid to make lady stone heart cuz she would be so different from catelyn whole jon remained the same stupid

    • @user-kj7ck5gy6b
      @user-kj7ck5gy6b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Vasilijan Nikolovski the books are all about magic and so is the show to an extent... you clearly do not understand GOT.

  • @Cappy-Bara
    @Cappy-Bara 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    All of them were killed by Melisandre.
    Renly is obvious
    Joffery, Balon, and Robb were cursed by the leeches she threw into the fire
    And Melisandre led Stannis astray. At least in the books the one true king still lives

    • @AlumniDaniel
      @AlumniDaniel 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      who's the one true king?

  • @BryanWhiteOak
    @BryanWhiteOak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Joffrey was all kinds of an evil twisted fuck, but I love how no one was spared from his shit. He roasted his mom, his grandfather, his uncles, his dad (Jaimie) both of his wives to be. Literally everyone but himself.

  • @shadowoakmanor222
    @shadowoakmanor222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    10:06 is exactly me when I stub my pinky toe one something.

  • @ffelegal
    @ffelegal 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    6:36 the most innocent eyes 😂😂😂

  • @fakomehovic1715
    @fakomehovic1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Lannisters send their regards! 😍😍😍

  • @steve8337
    @steve8337 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "Not my hair. Nedd always liked my hair"
    They were not cutting Catelyn's hair.

    • @NoviceDuelist
      @NoviceDuelist วันที่ผ่านมา

      sorry i havent read the books can u explain the above lines?

  • @liambraithewaite6415
    @liambraithewaite6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Monarchs that appeared or were integral to the plot of the 8 seasons of Game of Thrones. In brackets, their killers include those who delivered the blow, conspired, were pawns or caused their death inadvertently through their actions)
    Official Proclaimed Rulers of the 7 Kingdoms:
    - Aerys Targaryen (Jaime Lannister + Tywin Lannister + Robert Baratheon + Tywin Lannister + Eddard Stark + Jon Arryn)
    - Robert Baratheon (Lancel Lannister + Cersei Lannister)
    - Joffrey Baratheon (Olenna Tyrell + Petyr Baelish + Sansa Stark)
    - Tommen Baratheon (Himself + Cersei Lannister + Qyburn + Margaery Tyrell)
    - Cersei Lannister (Daenerys Targaryen + Sandor Clegane + Gregor Clegane)
    Self-Proclaimed/Entitled Rulers of the 7 Kingdoms:
    - Viserys Targaryen (Khal Drogo + Daenerys Targaryen)
    - Renly Baratheon (Stannis Baratheon + Melisandre + Davos Seaworth)
    - Stannis Baratheon (Brienne of Tarth + Ramsay Bolton)
    - Balon Greyjoy (Euron Greyjoy)
    - The Night King (Arya Stark + Jon Snow + Brandon Stark + Daenerys Targaryen + Theon Greyjoy + Melisandre + Beric Dondarrion + Samwell Tarly)
    - Daenerys Targaryen (Jon Snow + Tyrion Lannister + Sansa Stark + Arya Stark + Varys + Samwell Tarly)
    Rulers of 1 Kingdom
    - Robb Stark - King in the North (Tywin Lannister + Roose Bolton + Walder Frey + Catelyn Stark)
    - Mance Rayder - King Beyond the Wall (Melisandre + Stannis Baratheon + Jon Snow)
    - Euron Greyjoy - King of the Iron Islands (Jaime Lannister + Daenerys Targaryen)
    - Jon Snow - King in the North (Pledged allegiance to Daenerys Targaryen)

    • @amanimckenzie32
      @amanimckenzie32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      btw Robb ruled 2 kingdoms. He was the king in the North and the Trident (Riverlands). They just call him King in the north because it's shorter and easier to chant.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    6:36 they told us right from the start with that shot!

    • @agreb25
      @agreb25 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's so easy to miss too, it's just a random shot of lady Olenna watching Tyrion pick up the cup. At first I thought the point of that shot was to show her feeling bad/sympathetic about Joffrey being rude/embarrassing Tyrion, but on rewatch you realize she's just intently watching her plan unfold. Love it

  • @redrebel3288
    @redrebel3288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:28 how could she love him for all the horrible things he done if she knew there wouldn’t be tears for him

    • @ythandlename
      @ythandlename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's still her kid that's why she's crying. But you're right, it's proven later on that Cersei only loves herself since Jaime and her children are simply projections or extensions of herself. She's 100% narcissistic.

  • @serofysofhousegreenslyth2575
    @serofysofhousegreenslyth2575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Omg, I've been waiting so long for someone to make this!!! Absolutely amazing. Thank you so much!❤

    • @ivartheboneless7914
      @ivartheboneless7914  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ser Ofys of House Greenslyth Thank you as well, my very first subscriber. I'm glad you enjoyed it ;-)

  • @duffi.011srb8
    @duffi.011srb8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg, Robb's death still hurts...

  • @feanorn8409
    @feanorn8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Last words:
    Renly: Same
    Joffrey: Nothing
    Stannis the Mannis: Duty
    Balon: Storm
    Robb: _M O O D D E R_

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robb’s was the worst ok it just showed how much if a boy he still truly was how much he was a family man and how much he realized he fucked up

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kkandsims4612 It made me so sad... :(

  • @lucianoorciani9797
    @lucianoorciani9797 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    interesting how they introduced euron, more similar to the books, a guy covered in mistery and that seemed to know more than he says, way more interesting than what it devolved into...

  • @daarionaharis5477
    @daarionaharis5477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good work!

  • @richardroopnarine870
    @richardroopnarine870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stannis was badass

  • @mariomendoza8041
    @mariomendoza8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The big question is,, why didn't Catlyn reach over the table an d held the knife on Walder Frey instead..?

    • @louiscriscione1549
      @louiscriscione1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe she thought Robb would go free. Kill Walder, her sons will just kill her and Robb.

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was stabbed herself so I mean plus she had to much of that ned loyalty in her if she had thought like a tully she would have realized fuck I gotta play dirty she thought and died like a stark as she should have she’s neds

    • @dandeleon2764
      @dandeleon2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walder Frey's children have been praying for him to die for ages; she'd have been doing them a favor by killing him. Leaving his salty ass in charge was it's own punishment on House Frey.

    • @upstream5316
      @upstream5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Walder Frey had too much plot armor. Arya tried to kill him but they decided to make lord Frey Neo of the Matrix.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably would have fought back with his SPOON.

  • @richardroberts6021
    @richardroberts6021 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    idk if it's different in the books, but the plot to assassinate joffrey doesn't make a whole lot of sense here. It relies entirely on joffrey's cup being set down right in front of olenna Tyrell and then no one noticing her put something in his cup when she's up on the dais in front of literally thousands of people, and then also Tyrion being spontaneously appointed joffrey's cup bearer. It requires an insane amount of coincidence

    • @Matticitt
      @Matticitt 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I mean Tyrion had nothing to do with it. Anyone could've poured the wine.

    • @richardroberts6021
      @richardroberts6021 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Matticitt That's what I'm saying, but somebody had to be there to take the blame, And later on littlefinger implies that this plan was for Tyrion to be that person

  • @antonego946
    @antonego946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    anyone has a death with honor
    killed in a wedding
    killed with magic
    killed with poison
    killed by a woman
    killed for his brother

    • @aidalf1912
      @aidalf1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      being killed by THAT woman is dishonorable how?

    • @antonego946
      @antonego946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aidalf1912 any woman in that time i supose

  • @canbilgin3269
    @canbilgin3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this video made me realize that blood makes me dizzy only if I know whats gonna happen. I didnt feel anything in any of these scenes when I was watching it for the first time.

  • @skurr
    @skurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Long live Robb

  • @redzmachine3914
    @redzmachine3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So they say tyrion poisoned him counting that joffrey would do all he did. Such bad reasoning

    • @Caerdrys
      @Caerdrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's the kind of shit that happens in dysfunctional families. If you are the family scapegoat, and something bad happens in the family, reasoning is beyond the point.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had lots of reasons to so i see nothing weird him being the most suspicious in their eyes. Now imagine if he had drink from the wine before Joffrey for safety purposes

    • @Caerdrys
      @Caerdrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joynelbonetdelgado4952 Anyone who knew Joffrey had reasons to kill him. If he had drunk the wine from the beginning, it wouldn't matter. Cersei had it out for him, and once the queen regent is screaming that you are a killer, you are a killer.

  • @pr0chszy
    @pr0chszy 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    man's last word was Fortnite

  • @robubik670
    @robubik670 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "In the name of Renly, of House Baratheon, First of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men..."
    Whoa whoa whoa, let me stop you right there, Brienne of fucking Tarth.

  • @redsol3629
    @redsol3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Also Cat got that close to Walder and didn’t stab him?

    • @korieleia8660
      @korieleia8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would of used his wife as a shield against the arrows and ran with her to walder and fatality his ass

    • @TheBlackBride
      @TheBlackBride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In the books she thought of that lol but she ended up not doing it

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They were not into Knife throwing? Too Bad she did not practice THAT.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jon made the same mistake in season 8 with the Night King. They were both in a “Hail Mary moment” and neither of them went for it when both characters totally should’ve and would’ve.

  • @frankiewesty
    @frankiewesty 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I'd have better luck debating the wind"
    The wind: 1:37

  • @Raydst
    @Raydst 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can watch Joffrey's Death scene for a thousand times.

  • @nikkijensenguigui9258
    @nikkijensenguigui9258 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I thought for a moment Joffrey was turning into a zombie when he made that weird sound while he was lying on his stomach xD

  • @tigranmaganian7963
    @tigranmaganian7963 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just realized that Catelyn Stark witnessed the death of 2/5 Kings - Renly and her son, Robb.
    Also, Sansa was near for the death of the next 2 - witnessed the death of Joffrey AND because Brienne was at Winterfell for her, aided indirectly in the death of Stannis.
    And Balon, the one who literally invaded the North died randomly to a Greyjoy with no Starks near / witnessing it.

  • @pottboy3544
    @pottboy3544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the books it is subtly mentioned that Euron might have hired a faceless man to kill Balon.

    • @brendanmckendry9624
      @brendanmckendry9624 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Late reply but yeah I think this the most likely. Also he could definitely afford it. It's madness how his character didn't carry over properly to the series. He's next level evil, he makes Ramsey look small in comparison....

  • @Tyraanny
    @Tyraanny ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm the smallest in my house and I have 3 older brothers...if we were Princes of some Kingdom than I would heartly accept my oldest brother as the king.

  • @crhu319
    @crhu319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:43 "...needs washing down.".
    What an appalling expression. Glad to see him go. For that alone.

  • @drfaisalkamal1275
    @drfaisalkamal1275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is dead may never die

  • @hungram5170
    @hungram5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Renly choked on a long-sword.

  • @digit-zero
    @digit-zero 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joffrey's final words "Mmm... good... needs washing down. No!, *coughs* no!, you'll wait here *cough* *cough* un.. *more coughing and spluttering* it's nothing... *gasps for air and claws at neck* *continues choking and spluttering*"

    • @agreb25
      @agreb25 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I kinda like "It's nothing" being Joffrey's final words

  • @StarkLoyalist
    @StarkLoyalist 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Monsters are dangerous and just now Kings are dying like flies…

  • @Sport-universe1
    @Sport-universe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Stannis was manipulated by a bad women he himself was a great king, man of honour😍

    • @karahtar
      @karahtar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can't be a man of honor if you stab your brother in the back. That's the whole point of Stannis, he's not honorable, he's just pragmatic.

    • @Sport-universe1
      @Sport-universe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He told his brother to be his allie but he refused and wanted to destroy his army so he had no option left.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@karahtar In the books, Stannis was ready to fight Renly. Melisandre stabbed Renly without Stannis' knowledge but he knew after he had the nightmare and told Davos about it and he didn't undersrand until he took Melisandre under Storm's End.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sport-universe1 Different in the books. Melisandre had Renly killed, not Stannis.

    • @Sport-universe1
      @Sport-universe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @G filmer but it happened in show too, renly had killed by melisandre.

  • @tylerdoesthings1337
    @tylerdoesthings1337 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Robb and are my would’ve been such a cool friendship. Theon too, if he stayed loyal to Robb

  • @FauziHero
    @FauziHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You forgot The King Beyond The Wall

    • @relaxbro9722
      @relaxbro9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he Included in The War of the Five Kings?

    • @amanimckenzie32
      @amanimckenzie32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He isn't a participant in the War of the Five Kings because the other Kings don't declare him as an enemy of the War and he doesn't declare them enemies either because they barely know of Mance Rayder's threat to their kingdoms. They also don't really recognise him as a king claimant.

  • @brandondodd4713
    @brandondodd4713 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In Renly's case couldn't she just show the guards that here sword has no blood on it? She murdered those men that were just doing their job...

  • @D0RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    @D0RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    stannis went out like a gangster.

  • @lilygoatdemon
    @lilygoatdemon 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I miss Brienne, she was one of the best characters in this show. Absolutely smashed the men who attacked her after Renly was killed.

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro3 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don't particularly care about Renly but even to this day I think his death was bullshit. He had the biggest army, was perfectly positioned and had the most resources. GrrM needed to get rid of him but he was put in such an advantageous position they had to come up with the super op unavoidable tracking shadow baby monster to make it happen

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Five Kings!

  • @dwayne8273
    @dwayne8273 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine if Rob wouldve honoured his oath to the Frey's

  • @jamesplunkett8912
    @jamesplunkett8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Renly would be a good king if he had lived and won the war and not mess with King Robb that way they'd have further business together.

  • @kaytannollinenrautakanki1640
    @kaytannollinenrautakanki1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So if you think about it... Balon won? Since he was the last one to be alive of those five

  • @antaeusC
    @antaeusC 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Almost all of them posonned or backstabbed, tells you a lot about the glory of being a king...

  • @madrid1234
    @madrid1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They did stannis dirty!!!! He deserved better

  • @ffelegal
    @ffelegal 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    To me the most unpredictable ones were Robb and Joffrey.

  • @denizbulut9691
    @denizbulut9691 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Robb starks death was one of saddest tv deaths

  • @rubenmangus407
    @rubenmangus407 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In the books when Robb died ALL his men flipped tables and laid down their lives trying to save him. The north remembers you craven Frey bastards!
    Also, they should’ve kept Lady Stoneheart

  • @UchihaSan0126
    @UchihaSan0126 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Quote of the hour: “idiots, help your king” is 😂😂😂

  • @michaelwilliams369
    @michaelwilliams369 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I were Stannis while Brianne is giving her little pre execution speech I would’ve been like “Let me stop you right there. Renly was NOT the rightful King and if he would have recognized that fact he may still be alive.”
    I’m sorry like him or not Stannis was Robert’s true heir considering that Joffrey and Tommen were not really his and Renly was the youngest brother.

  • @smitmishra8872
    @smitmishra8872 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You love your mother..... You know what MOTHER means...that is sad.

  • @Skwaktopus133
    @Skwaktopus133 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This show is crazy, starts off as the war of the 5 kings, all die or kill each other, then it eventually becomes the battle of the 2 queens....only for neither Daenerys or Cersei to win, instead they both die as well & because Jon (Aegon) "NeVeR aSkEd fOr ThIs" he just doesn't become king, despite the fact he's the one who killed the one who conquered at the end....then out of nowhere Bran Flakes becomes king...because of his...."STORY".....what a twist

  • @BOWG3
    @BOWG3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always a pleasure seeing joffrey die whenever i see the red wedding

  • @PhukYoo-t7e
    @PhukYoo-t7e 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    very dark, mate

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:37 Wow that look😂

  • @Tony-hq9cl
    @Tony-hq9cl 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The only thing that bothered me about Bre’s speech before executing Stannisbis that Renly wasn’t the rightful king, I don’t disagree with her actions. But she’s honorable to have realized that

  • @phatsokhim1881
    @phatsokhim1881 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I don’t understand the logic behind the killing of Joffrey. Did olenna take the poision from the necklace and put it in Joffrey’s cup? Or the poison fell from the necklace into the cup when sansa picked up the cup?

  • @mrneutral8423
    @mrneutral8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, Brienne is tough.

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know poor catelyn tho like they got a witness but they legit push her away like she’s 90 pounds

  • @Bapterion01
    @Bapterion01 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Stannis had never killed by himself his younger brother Renly because he doesn't defeated him on the battlefield and he use magic from his red priestess Melisendre for kill his younger brother and he know that is a consequence for use magical méthod and this consequence is by loosing his fleet on the Battle of the Blackwater.

  • @peterclark485
    @peterclark485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always thankful that Brienne finally ended stannis storyline.

  • @nathanielcatan6657
    @nathanielcatan6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What would happend if Renly never got Assasinated by his brother
    Or that Robb never got betrayed or any of the kings in the War of the Five kings
    What would happen if they all still lived?

  • @danielle3831
    @danielle3831 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I never knew who the 5th king was supposed to be 😂

  • @ratstar4102
    @ratstar4102 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I realize its the cake not the wine was poisoned

  • @jakec9931
    @jakec9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How come during Joffrey and Margery’s wedding they act as if the War of the Five Kings is over, as if Balon and Stannis aren’t still alive and a threat? I honestly think the show would have been better off killing Stannis after the Battle of the Blackwater considering he does absolutely nothing after season 2

    • @alexandergladkov3270
      @alexandergladkov3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At this war, Balon was never a threat to the Lannisters or any south lords, and even in the books Stannis stopped being a threat after the battle of the Blackwater, that's why he went north to gain support there.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the third book, Balon died before Robb and Tywin was creating an attack plan to besiege Dragonstone. A few chapters later in that same book, Joffrey died. With Joffrey dead, Stannis was thinking about sacrificing Edric Storm until Davos saved the boy and convinced Stannis of a greater threat. Before the assault was ready, Stannis left Dragonstone for The Wall.

  • @Jhudomat1
    @Jhudomat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So satisfying to see Geoffrey die

    • @mmsmith61894
      @mmsmith61894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No kidding. I binged it before the last season and I had to skip ahead on TH-cam to make sure the little shit died 😂