as a preschooler in australia, i can confirm that this is true and that we do start paying off our mortgages, establishing our businesses and try to eschew our alcoholism at a very young age honestly.
Australia is one of the few countries that could use beer as a form of payment for tradies, got my neighbour to fix a ceiling panel for a 6 pack, love this country’s alcoholic spirit ❤
Yeah well it sure is, im 12 now I got 3 jobs and 4 families to keep up with. To add on that I just got out of jail, it went quick though last time it felt like it took ages.
literally, i was talking to my friend from the us about how a couple of years ago i took a 6 month break from drinking because I was uncomfortable with the dependence I was forming on it - i was 14 at the time. His face was priceless
My mate from the states picked up on that part of our culture pretty quickly. During year 7 camp he snorted a half bag of M&Ms. He was still blowing them out of his nose hours later
The Australian teen married with 6 kids and is an alcoholic sounds exactly like the majority of American High School teenagers before Reagan raised the drinking age to 21. In Ohio you only had to be 18. I don’t remember when they actually put an age on buying cigarettes. Back then, preschoolers could buy them. Crazy how times change!!!
@@olliee1919 its like that whole slavic thing. Parents send you to the shop to buy cigs and a beer. drop in to the kiosk before or after school and say your parents sent you
so fun story about my brother, he was short af and dropped out in year 9, at the prime age of 16 he got a job in construction and had to be let go 2 months later due to the amount of child labour reports
I snorted popping candy at school and I literally felt it popping in my brain, was in the toilets vomiting for half an hour and had the worst splitting headache
Aussie myself and this is pretty damn accurate.... onto my 3rd trade now and just got a house at 24. No kids yet though.... coz that would be fuckkked Sinking the tinnies and smoking the bongs all night long
The qualified plumber that works with me who also taught my boss everything he knows about plumbing started his plumbing apprenticeship at 14. Only in Australia
The internet has made generational slang evolve at a much faster rate. Im 26 and i cant even imagine the differences when im at your age. I probably won't even be able to hold a conversation with my grand kids
I feel like the UK and AUS are quite similar... we mature a lot faster than all the other first-world countries. being 16yo in the UK and AUS is similar to being 21 in US. We are just raised differently
I don’t know if we ‘mature a lot faster’. Die to the USA being significantly more religious in parts they are a lot more conservative about things like alcohol and sex. Obviously, this varies wildly depending on what part of the USA you are in.
@@ooloncolluphid5299 That's actually a very good point. Thank you. Although I think that the style of parenting is slightly different in the US too... US parents seem to tell their children the rules before they can be broken. Not that they write a list, but they make the boundaries clear to their children as soon as they are old enough to understand the subjects. This style of parenting is encouraged in UK and AUS but it's not always the case. Parents in the UK (possibly AUS too) are much more lenient when it comes to giving their children freedom of choice. We are rarely told what not to do. Only when we step over the line, are we told what we did wrong, and punished for it. This gives us a chance to learn from our mistakes and become more self-sufficient individuals faster than some of our friends across the pond. Of course this doesn't apply to everyone, but that's my theory.
0:31 the fact a kid in my class, named Mason, same attitude, and is a “child tradie” (mows lawns and helps principal with gardening with other kids) is wild💀
I really don't understand why Australian teenagers scream in my ear, scare me, spit in my face, just because my friend and I are yellow, it's been more than once, even though they look middle-aged but my friend told me they should be teenagers, really devastated
as an aussie 16 yr old girl, can confirm i got a job on a building site and i asked a teacher 'when's smoko" once. the class laughed and it was then known as a schoolwide joke to ask "whens smoko?" 1 milisecond into class
at my school, we have a mix of Australians and Americans, so the cool American Culture and the Bogan Australian slang actually mix quite surprising well at my school
Haha I feel this man I’m 20 years old and everyone drop out at age of 15 and me and a few ppl graduated but everyone else gone and worked or left state some got pregnant some got drugged up just a lot
@@vesnabernjak-ord8674 I'm a sparky, so I would work with biuilders now and then. Every now and then you'd hear the builders say they're going to get their smoko and they'd come back with a banana muffin to have with their coffee or tea (whatever was in their thermos). You can't go to get your break because a break isn't tangible. I also never said anyone say they were going to smoko when I working overnight as a bartender
I had an american friend who was at a party, The party had balloons and nibbles and beer pong setup, not even 1 person gurning their face off having a heart to heart with you about their dead relatives.
As a french guy in Australia since 5 years and I've been 6 months in California that sound pretty true specially about the 6 kids teenager but you forgot with 6 different women 🤣 it's exactly what's happening to an Australian mate of me..and wtf without subtitles I can't understand you guys...I also need subtitles in real life you eat 60% of your words it's so hard Anyway Saturday is for..? 😜
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as a preschooler in australia, i can confirm that this is true and that we do start paying off our mortgages, establishing our businesses and try to eschew our alcoholism at a very young age honestly.
Aww mate.. Why are paying your mortgages? You deserve a better life
is anyone gonna talk about how his profile pic is an old man and hes saying hes a preschooler and plus its not called preschool here mate
@@MatthewFinnigan then what it is mate?
@@natural3362 its primary school stupid
@@MatthewFinnigan the old man is the prime minister of india lmao
Australia is one of the few countries that could use beer as a form of payment for tradies, got my neighbour to fix a ceiling panel for a 6 pack, love this country’s alcoholic spirit ❤
I used to advertise car parts with number of cartons of beer as a price 😅
Yeah it’s so good. I used to work at a brewery where we got free beer and traded it for labour, food, clothes 😂
I used to give my neighbor a 6 pk of tall cans to mow my lawn. Merica.
I just wish people loved my heroin spirit, but they don't seem to think that one's trendy :((
nah we do that in america too
“Wanna come smoke billys and snort my sisters ADHD meds” never heard anything more Australian
Yes, done that as a teen, mixed with bourbon and beer, fell in the creek, vomited out of the tent but then everyone else did too - so revolting lol
we've got that going in the U.S. too, lol. at least were I went to school.
Why is stolen prescription medication the one thing we can all bond over
@@solenya2400half of our country (australia) is a desert so to be fair going to a school is a rare thing
idiot
The fact i knew he was gonna say “mate your in year 7” proves how Aussie it is
As a teenager in australia i can already tell this is going to be disgustingly accurate!! I haven’t even watched it yet haha!
Yeah well it sure is, im 12 now I got 3 jobs and 4 families to keep up with. To add on that I just got out of jail, it went quick though last time it felt like it took ages.
Bro is living 3 lives at once
@@JazzD_335you went to jail?
@@joey6451juvie, juvenile detention
@@joey6451 28 Times
3:36 when he says "that sounds FuCKeD" thats the most tradie aussie thing ive ever heard
literally, i was talking to my friend from the us about how a couple of years ago i took a 6 month break from drinking because I was uncomfortable with the dependence I was forming on it - i was 14 at the time. His face was priceless
I used to think I was an alcohol too when I was in highschool
Snorting random $hit in Australia is so relateable. I literally snorted a packet of crushed up shapes once 💀
My mate from the states picked up on that part of our culture pretty quickly. During year 7 camp he snorted a half bag of M&Ms. He was still blowing them out of his nose hours later
It was the sawdust from HS woodworking for me. Couldn't stop sneezing 😂
I’m from the US and we would crush icebreakers(breathmints) and snort those. Ngl It was kinda pleasant, very cold.
wizz fizz is the no 1 snorted substance in aus
i lost a bet to one of my mates once and ended up snorting multiple packets to sherbet
As an Australian teenager, darcys acting was accurate af
The Australian teen married with 6 kids and is an alcoholic sounds exactly like the majority of American High School teenagers before Reagan raised the drinking age to 21. In Ohio you only had to be 18. I don’t remember when they actually put an age on buying cigarettes. Back then, preschoolers could buy them. Crazy how times change!!!
bonkers
Here in Spain depending on the tobacconist they will sell to 13 or 14 year olds lol, maybe even younger
What a fucking pussy Reagan, sounds like it used to be a great country like Australia.
I grew up in Russia. We were buying cigarettes on our way to school and having a beer during a recess. Not even joking
@@olliee1919 its like that whole slavic thing. Parents send you to the shop to buy cigs and a beer. drop in to the kiosk before or after school and say your parents sent you
so fun story about my brother, he was short af and dropped out in year 9, at the prime age of 16 he got a job in construction and had to be let go 2 months later due to the amount of child labour reports
As a 100% Australian teenager, I can confirm this is true
Yeah
being a year 10 in australia it is accurate that we do 100% have a wife and kids and a full paying job whilst still in school
One of my mates got a girl preggo in year 12. By the end of the year, all that was literally true.
homie started early gah damn@@carlhilber2275
Last one is literally my co worker. Dudes fully qualified and has his own business and is a father at the age of 20.
I’m a teen in Australia and this is exactly what happens
I didn’t wanna like your comment to ruin the 100
Australian and Canadian teens are very much similar, I can confirm
Yeah I noticed he called cigarettes "darts". I thought only Canadians called them darts, and Australians called them "durries".
Durries or darts, I think it's a regional thing
6 kids at 16, roughly 9 months per kid, 56 months, about 5 years, he been ripping it up since 11yr old...
I actually was a brickies labourer on the side in year 7, used to take a week off of school to work every now and then
as an aussie i can say that it is true my dad hates gas heating, footy every night and my nan needs help and i am tired as f by the time i get home
love that "that sounds FUCKKKKED" at 3:38. spot on XD
American teens in the 90s: "WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS"
Australian teens in the 90s: "YOUUUUU WAIT TILL TOMORROW!!"
as an aussie teen i can confirm this is so true. my mate convinced me to snort some whizz fizz sherbet. could not stop coughing all day lol
I snorted popping candy at school and I literally felt it popping in my brain, was in the toilets vomiting for half an hour and had the worst splitting headache
Bruh this is baby shit .. we snorted salt , pepper , and Wizz back in primary school
@@chucknorris2938😂that's fucken gold I've actually never heard of poping candy hey
One time I ground up a whole keyboard and snorted it
As a fellow Australian teen I can confirm this is true
the "That sounds facked" was too accurate
"Yee, roight. That sounds FUACKED" is the thing that got me best. Brings back alot of highschool memories
as an Australia in teenager this is 100% true
you should not be in a teenager
:-D too funny
I've just now realized every former British colony is the same as the other just different climate and accents
Aussie myself and this is pretty damn accurate.... onto my 3rd trade now and just got a house at 24. No kids yet though.... coz that would be fuckkked
Sinking the tinnies and smoking the bongs all night long
The qualified plumber that works with me who also taught my boss everything he knows about plumbing started his plumbing apprenticeship at 14. Only in Australia
As an Australian old man (74) I can honestly say I didn't understand a word of this. Not judging just saying the generation gap is huge.
What happened to all the Abbos? Didn’t you guys round them up in the 70s?
Hey im a 20 year old Canadian and even i have a hard time following along lol
I understood what they were saying, im 54
The internet has made generational slang evolve at a much faster rate. Im 26 and i cant even imagine the differences when im at your age. I probably won't even be able to hold a conversation with my grand kids
LMAO the trip at 3:02 was totally unscripted you could see Liam trying not to laugh after 😂
I was late to the darts as an Aussie teenager, I started at 14
“Yeah right that’s sounds FACKED” got me cracking up
As a Australians in year 7 I can confirm i work at the mines
this being the first video of yours ive seen, i cant tell which accent is real.
props!
As an aussie teen in yr 8, y tf is this so accurate, i know to many ppl w jobs, including myself
As an Aussie teen. The accuracy is real
I love at the start that the American teacher talks about Abraham Lincoln the first few seconds before the American teenager walks in
Why I love being an Aussie
What a throwback, using the names of the characters from Australian on exchange in America, Maso and Chaz.
This is the only vs video Ive seen that isn't completely biased to make one look Better than the other 😂 great content
I moved to a school in Essex from America and there was kids trying to smoke weed in the halls and they ran around with balaclavas on their face 😂
A valuable cultural exchange. let an era of peace hitherto unknown to our two peoples begin.
i love the little details in language he does to sound more american and australian.
God why is the aussie one so fucking accurate bloody hell
i realized im absolutely baked when i watched this video upside down thinking its suppose to be a joke
I feel like the UK and AUS are quite similar... we mature a lot faster than all the other first-world countries. being 16yo in the UK and AUS is similar to being 21 in US. We are just raised differently
I don’t know if we ‘mature a lot faster’. Die to the USA being significantly more religious in parts they are a lot more conservative about things like alcohol and sex. Obviously, this varies wildly depending on what part of the USA you are in.
@@ooloncolluphid5299 That's actually a very good point. Thank you.
Although I think that the style of parenting is slightly different in the US too...
US parents seem to tell their children the rules before they can be broken. Not that they write a list, but they make the boundaries clear to their children as soon as they are old enough to understand the subjects. This style of parenting is encouraged in UK and AUS but it's not always the case.
Parents in the UK (possibly AUS too) are much more lenient when it comes to giving their children freedom of choice. We are rarely told what not to do. Only when we step over the line, are we told what we did wrong, and punished for it.
This gives us a chance to learn from our mistakes and become more self-sufficient individuals faster than some of our friends across the pond.
Of course this doesn't apply to everyone, but that's my theory.
0:31 the fact a kid in my class, named Mason, same attitude, and is a “child tradie” (mows lawns and helps principal with gardening with other kids) is wild💀
not the crushed up adhd meds 💀💀
As a newborn Australian baby I can confirm we do get construction jobs for pocket money
this guy is a fkn legend, keep up the good vibes mate
Darcys acting as the country of Australia was amazing.
The crushed up adhd meds joke made me crack. I was in class with a friend who just completely unprompted explained his recipe for bootleg cocaine.
I loved this video, it made me laugh out loud. I love you boys
I really don't understand why Australian teenagers scream in my ear, scare me, spit in my face, just because my friend and I are yellow, it's been more than once, even though they look middle-aged but my friend told me they should be teenagers, really devastated
This is semi accurate, I was working like 30 hours when I was 17 and still in high school
ngl the end clip was pretty accurate for America too
As an Aussie 18 year old this doesn't get more accurate
As a Teenager in New Zealand, watching my friends snort salt, sugar, and other things is the closest we're going to get
Why is this so crazy accurate
This is one of the best ones you've made. Gotta show off that Aussie Teen Culture
I loved the thirsty camal that brought back memories, I loved the bootleg games they had there
as an aussie 16 yr old girl, can confirm i got a job on a building site and i asked a teacher 'when's smoko" once. the class laughed and it was then known as a schoolwide joke to ask "whens smoko?" 1 milisecond into class
i've been doing mowing for awhile now, like, ever since i was 12, the Australian job skit is so true
bro spitn facts
Honestly, as an Australian none of this sounds exaggerated.
at my school, we have a mix of Australians and Americans, so the cool American Culture and the Bogan Australian slang actually mix quite surprising well at my school
“Cool American culture”.
@@mirabellekesYa so? American Culture does exist. You guys are literally obsessed with us. 💀
new to the channel, crazy how well you do the American & aussie accent so well. Why can you do both so well, just learnt it one day?
best ever Australian skits
Just saw your collaboration with misfit minds his it fire
This video was stupid dumb lit bro LIKE super crazy doode 😂😂💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
this is nothing like school in the us
Haha I feel this man I’m 20 years old and everyone drop out at age of 15 and me and a few ppl graduated but everyone else gone and worked or left state some got pregnant some got drugged up just a lot
Good job Liam keep up the good work
as an american highschooler i can confirm that we do all talk like that
As a Canadian raised in the wilderness I cannot relate or understand either and they both seemed the same to me.
Yeah mate there different 😂
i love the aussies and the construction site scenes
I'm really surprised on how accurate this is. As I was expecting this to be some type of hypocritical Australian video, I now realise how wrong I am.
as an american teen, idk maybe i just had a weird friend group but the australian teens align more with my early teen experience than the usa teens
This just confirms the big lez show was actually a documentary about day to day life in aus 🤣💀
except in australia we don't call breaktime 'recess' or have/say 'gas heating'
Your American accent is just spot on
Haha love you’re videos Liam another legendary video
smoko IS NOT a smoke break. It's morning tea
No, in Australia smoko is referred to break in general. Not morning tea, ya bri’ish?
@@vesnabernjak-ord8674 Australian, from Bourke
@@unholyXromance that still doesn’t explain why you said “morning tea” instead of “break”
@@vesnabernjak-ord8674 I'm a sparky, so I would work with biuilders now and then. Every now and then you'd hear the builders say they're going to get their smoko and they'd come back with a banana muffin to have with their coffee or tea (whatever was in their thermos). You can't go to get your break because a break isn't tangible. I also never said anyone say they were going to smoko when I working overnight as a bartender
@@unholyXromance fair point.
As and 8th grader in australia, this is very accurate. Even if no one smokes at my school lol 💀
He's not an aussie! He called it a case. It's not a fùckin case, it's a fùckin carton
Or a block
in germany its literaly normal that teenagers already drink alcohol , vape smoke weed and work
"that's FACKED" any story U tell an Aussie they'll reply with that and sound exactly like that
this is scarily accurate
I had an american friend who was at a party, The party had balloons and nibbles and beer pong setup, not even 1 person gurning their face off having a heart to heart with you about their dead relatives.
I’m no Australian but I love saying c*nt, smoking ciggies, and taking various types of drugs. Oh wait.. maybe I am??!
As an Australian who has been to America, I can confirm both the Australian and American side.
the crushed up addy is insane 🤠
some of the darkest comedy i've seen about australia, so funny cos its true
yh the aussie bit is tooo true im not even lying
Got to wait for the concrete to dry up, time for a schooner
Perfectly on point
As a french guy in Australia since 5 years and I've been 6 months in California that sound pretty true specially about the 6 kids teenager but you forgot with 6 different women 🤣 it's exactly what's happening to an Australian mate of me..and wtf without subtitles I can't understand you guys...I also need subtitles in real life you eat 60% of your words it's so hard
Anyway Saturday is for..? 😜
Came to watch this soon as I saw laddo
3:38 that “fuucked” was too realistic 😂