I love how common place it is for this podcast for them to just quickly ask what weight the other guy is and then talk about what weight they were at different times in their life
I know this comment will likely get lost in the algorithm, but I fucking love you guys. 2b1c and pretty much the whole ymh network brings true joy into my life as a depressed poor. Wish I could see either Burnt or Timmy live ❤
I actually felt what he said as a self-proclaimed soccer player. The joke should have been," soccer's like jerking off with the left hand. You go into it thinking how hard can this be. Ends up looking like a retarded kid with a popsicle
Bert's laughter sounds exactly like pinching the neck of an inflated balloon with both hands and deflating it while it makes that squealing sound of childhood joy 😂🎉
I'm dying, ayo, please. Please, he should 1000% do that. It would be the best. Then only sell VHSs of it. You gotta be trash to enjoy it. Bruh. I'm dying, ayo, I hope theyvsee this so bad because Tom would immediately fund it
Being the most poor guy here, living in rural southern Mississippi in a single wide trailer built in 1964 with ten or 15 holes in the roof and ten or so holes in the floor, I can understand why wealthy folks struggle with weight. I'm 6'2 and weigh 165. If I had money, I'd eat like crazy. I usually only eat one dumb meal a day and it's ridiculous and plain. Good ol Mississippi
Bert is LEGIT on steroids...it's not illegal just morally downgrading to people...he posted a video on IG of the girl giving him his injection in his ass...that's why people keep hyping him up even tho there's no visual difference, yet
He's taking testosterone and working out but still drinking like an animal. I mean, look at his bloated face and belly, who goes around with "jacked" arms while the rest of you is falling apart? You can't have your cake and eat it too, he's going to pay the price for fucking around for so long.....
The wife and I didn't drink a drop, stayed in bed most of the day and made mashed potatoes and gravy. Then took the leftover tates and mixed with an egg and flour and made tater cakes. Mixed some mustard cayenne and honey together and dipped them in that. Woke up early and feel great. Alcohol is the destruction of a nation..Robert Marley
Tommy bunz, brent and all the mommies at YMH bring so much joy and laughter and even wtf moments in my life. Im just a poor person but I’ve had the chance to see to see Tom & Bert this past year & it was the best. Love ya’ll from ATX
Because he doesnt care about YMH-lore from years ago, we fans gotta realize that people dont give a shit about the things we love, and that goes for fans of everything.
@@MrVictorFritz There's probably a studio rule that Bert and Christina aren't allowed in the same room. It would create a narcissist vortex and destroy the equipment.
Tom should name his special “Nothin’ but Net” so he can talk about the basketball game, the effect on the Internet, and trending, and also to flex on his increasing net worth all in one
I might be the only women listening to this but, knowing that 2 grown man find getting dressed videos fascinating is wholesome in some way, and in comparison to the rest of the episode 😅
I like how Tom is clapping back in a good way....he isn't letting Bert take over like always..I love that he cuts him off to focus on him cause hey "I'm here in California Bert"
I just started watch some of these blogs and I can not believe that such a large number of comedians can still function and do so well with the high percentage of them with what I would deem as major mental problems.
*Amazing video and thank you for breaking it down!! Despite the economic downturn,l'm so happy. I have been earning $32,230 returns from my $7,300 investment every*
This just surprise me because I also invest with Thomas , I made a lot of money last year trading with her Damn.....He’s really a professional with his new strategies
Tom has learned to rapid answer Bert’s questions in the middle of his stories instead of stopping so that he can keep his story going
Hahaha I came to the comments to see if anybody noticed this. Really enjoyed watching Tom steam roll over so many interruption attempts
That’s a true friend. Knowing your buddies faults and loving them anyways
My thought exactly. 🧠 💡
Keep in mind, these are adults... NOW at almost 50 they can have a normal conversation
@@raging100 Tom has no problems holding conversation he’s fine on other pods he is the only one who can keep Bert on topic even a little bit
Bert asking "Is Mexico City nice?" and then adding "I've been to Mexico City" is just classic Bert 😂
That’s 3 shots I think
You beat me to it .
What is there to even say about this of course it's nice
What a redact
@@ogpapabless9777 that's alcoholism I think
Tom’s comparison of Bert talking like his 4 year old is hilarious. “Watch me jump”
Tom adapting to Bert by answering questions mid sentence is astounding
If you spend any extended time with people who have adhd you learn how to
bummer you couldnt get as many likes as the guy you copied this comment from
It’s not that hard dude. It’s an adaptation to communication with certain character types.
I love how common place it is for this podcast for them to just quickly ask what weight the other guy is and then talk about what weight they were at different times in their life
Was thinking the same, and also how they always know exactly how much they weighed at any given point in time
average fat white guy shit right here.
:D
Bert looking more and more like Alex Jones
😝
😂😂😂😂
By that, do you mean red?
@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk and round
@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Just fat and bloated
Bert saying all of Toms friends are so weird and not realizing that makes him king weirdo😂
Tom is like Bert's social care worker .
More like his make a wish kid
Use your words, Bert.
. . .
Actually, scratch that.
Wear the anklet Burt
100%
Bart is the 4th highest grossing comedian in the United States of America
I know this comment will likely get lost in the algorithm, but I fucking love you guys. 2b1c and pretty much the whole ymh network brings true joy into my life as a depressed poor. Wish I could see either Burnt or Timmy live ❤
I 'm passionate about a few things in my life, but I will never be as passionate as much as Bert is about himself.
it's not something to aspire to
Mother Teresa wasn't as passionate about orphans as Blurt is about himself.
@@Piggyn she was pretty passionate about that underground railroad tho
It’s really amazing
@@guyledouche6039 thank god she was otherwise we never would’ve ended World War II
Bert trying to describe the Fast & Furious plot line while on the brink of death sent me
2:34
Bret: “Soccer is like jerking off”
Also Bret *five seconds later*: “I don’t how it’s like jerking off”
Incredible 👏👏
It’s just like Jerking off, you can’t use your hands… wait
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I actually felt what he said as a self-proclaimed soccer player. The joke should have been," soccer's like jerking off with the left hand. You go into it thinking how hard can this be. Ends up looking like a retarded kid with a popsicle
Brenda slob like
I want Christina to walk in. "What the hell are you guys watching?" "Tom are you watching guys get dressed"
Saying he lost 60 lbs in a month is classic bert 😂😂
For real! ..and from a "cleanse" 😂
"Is that a Tricept?" is peak Bert
"Uh yea I have amazing calves" 😅
Bart has 3 tricepts, he’s super jacked😂
Bert's laughter sounds exactly like pinching the neck of an inflated balloon with both hands and deflating it while it makes that squealing sound of childhood joy 😂🎉
Lol underrated comment
Brent should do like Ernest. "The Machine Goes to Mexico", "The Machine Goes to Africa", etc
Eeewww
I'm dying, ayo, please. Please, he should 1000% do that. It would be the best. Then only sell VHSs of it. You gotta be trash to enjoy it. Bruh. I'm dying, ayo, I hope theyvsee this so bad because Tom would immediately fund it
Genius! Pure gold
I fucking LOVE this idea 😂🖤.
Tom dealing with Bert all the time is like he has another child.
Two more children including Bernt and Crystal
Imagine being Leanne lol
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 all the smells she has to deal with
“You react like a kindergartener! My 4 year old reacts the same way about thinking he can jump through the ceiling”
when bart does the betterhelp ad, he sounds like his heart stopped beating 3 minutes ago. very cool.
My favorite is when bert thinks his head is big 20 years ago. It's 3 times the size now.
Atleast 3x
and only growing because he's on steroids
Tom gaslights him so hard lol
His face was big 20 years ago. Now around his face is big😂
Bert's 20 year old face looks like a character drawing he got done at the fair😂
Yeah but his body is four times the size now so it cancels out
Love how much Bert loves laughing at himself laughing 😂❤️
Bert takes a Flintstone vitamin and thinks he can climb mount everest
His voice sounds different in 2013 because it wasn’t Scorched with years of alcohol abuse and screaming
and acid reflux/vomitting
His vocal chords are a lot more insulated now too
Tim or burnt?
@@Greatlakeskyle. bront. They show an old clip of him
@@Greatlakeskyle. Brent
It’s so nice to see Bert finally have Tom on the show to interview.
Being the most poor guy here, living in rural southern Mississippi in a single wide trailer built in 1964 with ten or 15 holes in the roof and ten or so holes in the floor, I can understand why wealthy folks struggle with weight. I'm 6'2 and weigh 165. If I had money, I'd eat like crazy. I usually only eat one dumb meal a day and it's ridiculous and plain. Good ol Mississippi
You’re better off that way.
Ask brett farve for some funds! He's been stealing from yalls welfare for years
OMAD (One Meal A Day) is very on trend right now. Stop diet shaming fat riches! 🧸🧸
Stupid poor
Pack your bags and move to Washington!
Bart almost died on that toilet like Elvis. Small known fact Elvis died laughing at YMH videos.
I love how delusional Bert is with his body, saying he is jacked
Like reverse body dysmorphia. I guess you could just call it narcissism lol.
Bert is LEGIT on steroids...it's not illegal just morally downgrading to people...he posted a video on IG of the girl giving him his injection in his ass...that's why people keep hyping him up even tho there's no visual difference, yet
He's taking testosterone and working out but still drinking like an animal. I mean, look at his bloated face and belly, who goes around with "jacked" arms while the rest of you is falling apart? You can't have your cake and eat it too, he's going to pay the price for fucking around for so long.....
his stomach is bigger than a tractor tire
He's going to have that delusion all the way to his death bed
“I have incredible calf’s” - Every fat person
Happy Easter to Bort and Todd
It's Monday chomo
The rounder and more red his fat face gets the more Bort he becomes.
Hey Tik Tok, Easter was yesterday
Bert shaving Tom’s chest is legendary.
1:01:50, it's wild how much Tom's transformed. He went from looking like he's two Big Mac's from death's door to looking like he's 30
fetus purée
He doesn’t fucken look thirty are you kidding me
When I flew into Mexico city there was a thick brown cloud that we descended through and ascended through when leaving.
someone - "is that a triceps i see?"
brent - "yea, i have amazing calves"
😂😂😭😭
Brent's surprisingly extremely in touch with his business ventures. Marketing wizard. never ceases to amaze me 😂
Bert looking especially jacked and ripped today, will definitely live till 90
THE CLEVELAND SHOW WAS AMAZING THIS WEEKEND BERT, THANK YOU AND WE LOVE YOU!
Where in cle was show ? Me be from there but no live there now
Bert losing his shit over Fast and the Furious was so damn funny🤣
Tom waiting 10 minutes to tell the park workout story is evidence he should be a patron saint
Of patronizing a 5yo. Tim's a good dad, even to his morbidly obese adopted one.
“If anything, it’s Christian!” Sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad the 4th biggest comedian in the world could find the time to sit down with Tom and do this podcast for us.
This podcast is the cure to my Easter hangover
Exactly nailed it
The wife and I didn't drink a drop, stayed in bed most of the day and made mashed potatoes and gravy. Then took the leftover tates and mixed with an egg and flour and made tater cakes. Mixed some mustard cayenne and honey together and dipped them in that. Woke up early and feel great. Alcohol is the destruction of a nation..Robert Marley
Well I hope you were drinking Rolling Rock in honor of Easter!!
Laying here with a sore nose ❄️ and a spliff, actually glad this weekend is nearly over! Turn those potatoes into vodka and we’ll talk.
Booze for Jesus!
Bert's face 20 years ago looks like a character drawing you get done at the fair😂
Tom and Bert living the Strangest Dream.
Floating on Diamonds in invested Streams
Bert butchering Bosque de Chapultepec into Bosque Chadalupe is what kept me rewinding over and over 😂😂😂
Bert’s getting puffy again, I thought you were wearing your Patagonia brother! 😂❤
Hes on a bender he was Def drunk on dillons podcast and seems drunk here lol
Tom's special should be, Tom the glass man. And not because of his technical skills utilizing the backboard, but because his bones break like glass.
“No it’s not gay, if anything it’s Christian” 😂😂😂
Im in a library. ive had to check if my headphones are in 6 times and im only 4minutes and 12 seconds in to the video. Gotta love 2B1C
Pre ordering movie tickets now. Here comes the Bert Coin next and NFTs
"Everyone's got Mexican moms there." Holy shit. It got no laughs and I'm over here dying.
These get so sad, Berts been dreaming about 220 for like 9 years now, it's not getting easier in his 50s and he does literally nothing to get there
He looks like Ari there
He'll be 70 being like "I'm gonna get jacked, all I have to do is eat healthy for 48 hours and I'll lose 50lbs"
@@Cyxz666 not getting to 70
@@Cyxz666 Oh he won’t make 70 😆
At this rate he's got 10 years tops. That body is on its way out, and yeah, it's pretty tragic.
LET'S GOO!!!
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Big fan for years! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Rachael's ability to Google information really highlights Nadav's incompetence. 😅
You’re incompetent at spelling
And this comment really highlighted your incompetence 😂
@@benmonopoly4979 🤭 love me an edit button
@@SamGreen and now my comment makes no sense ☹️😅
“Fum, to break bad habits! Has helped Nadav with his bad habits. “ -next ad, “ Draft Kings!”
Bert says "bet he wears a hat" and then says "I told you so" He is so insane as he has already seen the video 🤦
😂 He says it so confidently as he almost jumps out of his chair
@@fubar781 and then he'd probably feel like he jumped throw the ceiling! 😂
@@truebabybenthrough*
Bert laughing genuinely is soo funny. You can tell when he's forcing the laugh and those video were legitimately laughs
DAMB how amazing does Tom look!
Still looks 40 pounds or so overweight. Rich people just can't control themselves.
Are you ok?
Tommy bunz, brent and all the mommies at YMH bring so much joy and laughter and even wtf moments in my life. Im just a poor person but I’ve had the chance to see to see Tom & Bert this past year & it was the best. Love ya’ll from ATX
as an irish guy, seeing Damien Broderick get attention from Bert and Tom is lit.
🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
Totally ☘
These 2 are my #1 favorite duo of all time to watch! Thanks, guys, for all your dedication and great times❤
Bert calling el.Bosque de Chapultepec Bosk de Chataloopa is hilarious
Videos with the same energy: Tom’s soccer fanatic & Rick Glassman’s Grandma watching the Cleveland Browns.
Bert is the american version of Karl Pilkington. 🤣
I love how Bert calls GRWM trends “men getting dressed” hahahaha
Bart says he lost 60 pounds on a one month cleanse. Not buying it. He's making up numbers again. 😅🤣
As Ari Shaffir said. Bert will tel you about the 50 pounds he lost this month but leave out the 60 pounds he gained the month before that😂
Bert’s so delusional about his body lol
Tom: "COUGH Hoooork. COUGH!!!! " Bert: "aieeeeeeeeeeeee me aieeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeee"
Brent doing better help ad reads will always be funny to me. He does not give a fuck about therapy
Openly showing us all how little they give af about the viewers lol.
Right? 😆 He comes off super genuine too
Tom's beard looks like someone has given him a Chelsea smile. Can't unsee it
9:48 Wait how does Bert NOT know about “good morning Julia”??!!
How do you NOT know the answer to your question? It's because Bart is so immensely shallow and conceited.
because it doesn’t involve him
Because he doesnt care about YMH-lore from years ago, we fans gotta realize that people dont give a shit about the things we love, and that goes for fans of everything.
Bert should be a YMH guest and they could catch him up
@@MrVictorFritz There's probably a studio rule that Bert and Christina aren't allowed in the same room. It would create a narcissist vortex and destroy the equipment.
Bert not knowing Hey Julia was golden
It's amazing how many fibs Bart makes up. 😂
"Is that a tricep I see?"
"Yeah I have amazing calves" 🤦♂
Nice to have the bears back for these past 2 episodes!
Bert talking about Tom not coming to the premier feels like bobby crying about not being invited to Bert's BBQs.
No joke I met Bert's doppelganger yesterday and he's identical except drinks a bit more 😂
That’s scary
Bert watching a video that he's already seen and saying "I bet he puts a hat on..." Is peak "look at me!"
Just imagine an Easter basket put together by Burt.
Hotel mini fridge dumped sloppily in a basket?
Dyed potatoes and various trial bottles of tequila
Cool Aid packets
@D BELL is there a joke I missed or did you actually think it's "cool" aid?
@M Sorry, I'm not super familiar with the spelling of welfare beverages.
Since Bert brought up the movie The Machine, can we all agree they need to film the movie Fat Astronauts?
Peace & Love to Trim and Blurb!
Tom should name his special “Nothin’ but Net” so he can talk about the basketball game, the effect on the Internet, and trending, and also to flex on his increasing net worth all in one
Tom's life has to feel like Shutter Island when he has to deal with Bert
You guys make Monday mornings so much better. Thanks to Tim's sage advice, I no longer jerk off in bars
I might be the only women listening to this but, knowing that 2 grown man find getting dressed videos fascinating is wholesome in some way, and in comparison to the rest of the episode 😅
I like how Tom is clapping back in a good way....he isn't letting Bert take over like always..I love that he cuts him off to focus on him cause hey "I'm here in California Bert"
Bert threw a dart for a first pitch at the Guardians game on Saturday
Bert was breaking records with the speed of his interruptions in this one. Way to go Bert, stay sharp with it.
What's happening with Bert eyes???!!! Wasps??!!
I just started watch some of these blogs and I can not believe that such a large number of comedians can still function and do so well with the high percentage of them with what I would deem as major mental problems.
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Damn.....He’s really a professional with his new strategies
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How can I be contacted please?
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Sofia is hilarious. She pissed off the whole mexican state of chihuahua once, like death threats pissed. .. it was glorious 😂
#BERTISFAT
The first 4 minutes and 44 seconds of this podcast are the most chaotic I’ve ever fucking seen LMAO
Burt's relief when the guy puts the hat on...
When Bert bought a cow was the hardest I’ve laughed in my laugh!!
Why did Bert say “I’d take my time with it .”so flamboyantly 😂😂 3:21
The 2nd roast of bart after his massive stroke will be much funnier
Watching thin Bert is like looking at A.I. make art.
The transition from talking about a screaming sports fanatic being put on Valium to a “Better Help” ad read is perfection.
“I could have leveraged my power” LOL
I'm calling it....Brent is going to die from laughing.
At one of his own jokes