Jimmy, if you need some good dad jokes, check out Dad How Do I ? He's got a bunch and we love hearing them! Better yet, have him on your show and have him tell them in person. :-)
INCREDI-MOM!!!!! always right there, cleaning up your messes, fixing your food,, hands you her credit card, pays your rent and phone bills , has everything ready for anything all the time, because you're incapable and have not sense of self preservation to do for yourself. INCREDI-MOM TO THE RESCUE as always.
I'm watching you on my TV right now love the Jack-in-the-Box LOL next time you do the thank you notes say thank-you Tennessee I'm always listening God bless you Jimmy
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
There is a comic Hot Flash. I know bc I googled it AFTER I wrote a story about it. Now I have to come up with another name for her but of course it won't be as cool. I mean hot. No, cool...um hot...
The Hot Flash🥵, that's an older woman in menopause....🤬don't fuck with a woman in menopause. Oh yea, Hot Flash is also my nickname if I was a Roller Derby Girl, cuz I'm an older woman in menopause 🤣
Really no one thought Chef Disney is some guy whose last name is Disney... & is probably Walter Disney long lost great grand grand nephew (or something) 😂😆🤪😜🤣
Since the other comments are spam, the seafood joke is an oft-repeated joke that almost always involves some sort of pun, Jimmy changed it to be literal.
Iron deficient Man… he’s always tired and dizzy
Love it!
As an iron-deficient anemic person, I have to say I laughed so hard at this that I have to lie down.
Conan😂
lol, the Crypto Man one was from my brother. so glad his got featured. pretty clever and topical, too.
That one was my favorite!
That one and the Thor one were my favorites. Kudos to your brother!
👏😊
I love how these two always get sidetracked, its so funny!! Captain Sloth LOL!!
The Dad Joker: his go to joke is "pull my finger."
No that'd be his arch nemesis the uncle weirdo
The Dad Joker!! 😂😂😂
Captain Sloth is like Flash from Zootopia 😂
I was thinking the same thing
love you jimmy fallon..happy friday to all.🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
My favorite was the sloth one 🤣
Damn. Now I want to know if she really is a chef at Disney.
I bet she is.
She's a Pastry Chef at WDW.
I would love to watch “Jersey Thor” like “Thor: Dirty Shores”
Actually Jersey Thor is a thing that Mad already did. Look it up on youtube
Jimmy, if you need some good dad jokes, check out Dad How Do I ? He's got a bunch and we love hearing them! Better yet, have him on your show and have him tell them in person. :-)
Wordler & Dad Joker! That would be a good Team!
I love this bit.
INCREDI-MOM!!!!! always right there, cleaning up your messes, fixing your food,, hands you her credit card, pays your rent and phone bills , has everything ready for anything all the time, because you're incapable and have not sense of self preservation to do for yourself. INCREDI-MOM TO THE RESCUE as always.
That isn't even a failed superhero, that is some1 we all need
She does everything except teach her kids to take responsibility for themselves.
@@catwitdabigdog1642 that's almost every mom everywhere 🤣
Catlady 😂
Bubble wrap man. His armor is bullet proof.
I'm watching you on my TV right now love the Jack-in-the-Box LOL next time you do the thank you notes say thank-you Tennessee I'm always listening God bless you Jimmy
@Adrian Spears was not taking to you 🤓
@@dianestarnes7615 It's a bot and replies to me often. God bless you too
Mellotron could have been a superhero name on his own
When Snooki & J-Woww run out of tanning lotion, they call Jersey Thor
Is it never NOT “Within minutes…”, Jimmy? 😂
Ikr 🤣😆🤣😆
🤣 Dad joker
Fun to watch the late nite guys b4 bed🤣😂😅💖🌹🇺🇸🇺🇦
🤣 the manscaped crusader
the dad joker is great
My favorite rejected superhero name I ever made was pepper spray princess. Lol!
@Angelica Montes that has nothing to do with what I said in my comment.
Mellotron was exactly the intro to Robyn’s Do You Really Want Me (Show Respect)
"Strawberry Fields Forever" by The Beatles
There should be a movie/marvel spoof with all those characters lol
Apathy Man !! doesn't give a what your problem is, fix it yourself.
I'm waiting for the Mansplainer.
Jimmy Fallon hashtag awesomeness job
Yep
@Samuel Samuel dude, that's lame
Captain sloth🤣
Here s a Good Super hero name: Captain Chicken,..!
Oh thank God for fast forward!
How about "Captain Hair"? :)
Maybe her Last name is actually Disney?!?!?! Lol
The Dad Joker is just Dr. Freeze from Batman and Robin.
Exactly I like the spooky music at first it's supposed to be Father's day not Halloween. Sawadee Khap.🤠👍
damn cool john lennon impression haha
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
2009 called...
What about: IRON MAN (but he’s just a dude who’s really good at ironing clothes and stuff)
No AquaFina Man? 😅
I went to high school with a girl who's last name was Disney, not related to the park.
Jersey Thor for the win
Somebody please explain the seafood diet joke to my slow ass 😭
It’s supposed to be “I’m on a seafood diet…I see food, I eat it”. Lol
There is a comic Hot Flash. I know bc I googled it AFTER I wrote a story about it. Now I have to come up with another name for her but of course it won't be as cool. I mean hot. No, cool...um hot...
I would be "no bad refs girl" making sports fair again.
Strawberry Fields Forever!!!
Wow...
The Hot Flash🥵, that's an older woman in menopause....🤬don't fuck with a woman in menopause. Oh yea, Hot Flash is also my nickname if I was a Roller Derby Girl, cuz I'm an older woman in menopause 🤣
Fine
♥️♥️♥️🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Really no one thought Chef Disney is some guy whose last name is Disney... & is probably Walter Disney long lost great grand grand nephew (or something)
😂😆🤪😜🤣
Couldn’t Disney be her last name and she is a chef?
The last one was probably the only really good one
"Fagneto" British chain smoker 🚬
Why am I so early in watching these? IM NEVER EARLY FOR TH-cam VIDEOS
ME NEITHER
@@thehighlander333 like I wait at three hours to watch the ones I get notifications for! Like I’m wondering if I’m sick
Same!
Can someone explain the seafood joke? xD
Since the other comments are spam, the seafood joke is an oft-repeated joke that almost always involves some sort of pun, Jimmy changed it to be literal.
@@diehardrvdfan22 thank you!
joke am on a sea food diet I see food and I eat it an oldie for sure
The “Seafood Diet” joke should have been “I see food, I eat it!”
Segment about # but actually about Twitter user name
Why not some body create a comic-strip, like that,..? There s a thought, weather it s good or bad, that s out for the jury to decide,..!
cool
Strawberry fields by Jimmy "the idiot" Fallon, done perfectly. No need to picture it, you've just seen it.
👍
#5th
#yes
☀️🌝🌞📽🌝🌞☀️
The Fat-Man aka my dad
Jersey Thor was stolen from Mad Magazine's tv show
#whatdoyouloveaboutpandaonhashtag?!
Hi
Wonder why woman.
A lady doing odd things
It really annoys me having the “coming up” sneak peek before the commercial break… it spoils the fun of the show 🥺
😂
Jimmy,
You and your annoying side-kick always fight to see who can get in the last word. 😾
Bill Gates
Right? I'll never forgive him.
Team Melinda
The hashtags are funny, the banter is not. This bit need tightening.
@Aisha Stone Personal preference feedback is all. Nothing malicious. Comedy is horribly subjective.
Hahahaha
really?
Too much dumb banter.
First lmao
#ThaDose This th-cam.com/video/MMi0YslOiRY/w-d-xo.html is what happened