Nothing Is Yours Anymore When You're Married - Steve Treviño - Relatable
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- If you're married, you'll agree. Once you have a wife, nothing, and I mean nothing, is yours anymore. Not your house, not your car, not even your McDonald's french fries. Even if I offer to get you your own french fries, you still have to take mine.
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This is a clip from Steve Treviño's comedy special, "Relatable."
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thats the exact description of my wife but now ive learned to out witt her everytime i ask her and she says no i usually buy extra just in case! and 99 percent of the time im glad i did
Change the world while you are single, if you get married you can not change the tv channels ...😂
That's deep
“I have a 10 piece in the car, I know what I’m doing!” Lmao!
“No thanks. I’ll just have some of yours.”
The most irritating words in the English language.
Yh ikr
Aaaawe come on. Just a little bite?
@@anele.nsithole5593 NOOOOO!!! 😂🤣
"She will get the last one....that piece of shit". I was dying when he said that. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm from India... Is it same in every culture... 🤣🤣
Yes.
Lol Probably. That’s too funny
Bulgaria too ;)
France also
🤮
Pretty sure Steve doesn't go to group therapy. He just does the show and he's good. 😁
Captain Evil is hilarious! She is your muse. 😂🤣
I usually dislike comedians who make a lot of their jokes centered on their wife, especially in a negative light but he never has made me feel like he’s attacking his wife and women in general which is why I love his routines. I laugh along to the joke rather than think it’s an unhealthy view, relationship, and representation.. I’m only speaking for myself tho.
Yea because he’s so relatable!!! 😂😂😂
Even if it was negative that’s just how women are is FRUSTRATING ASF but we still love them for it it’s just a weird type of love I guess
I can relate totally. Always get them fries.
Well you just described my life 😂😂😂 o man dint know that hearing my life story would be so funny 🤣 God bless you and your family
Yum yum just a few.
2:00 "Here comes Captain Evil!"
Omg I wasnt even married and had this happen. I used to get an extra medium fry to enjoy on the way home cause I know what was awaiting me at home
"If you like making decisions don't get married" Lolllllll 😭
When in a new relationship I make one thing clear:
"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOOOOOOD!!!!!☝️🧐"
Yet! 😂😂😂
I show your special to *everyone*!!! It's freaking hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing your humor with the world Sir!! Much appreciated!! 💚💚💚
Show this to a friend about to get married, save him the paperwork after a few years.
I wasn't even married and this was the case. Everything became 'ours' except her stuff was hers! Unless something happened then yea its mine. It comes down to whats convenient for her. She could take my stuff and sell it if she wanted and not say anything but I sold something of 'mine' (cause we needed the money) without telling her. Oh boy...
Okay that's a bit too far.
Soemthings are, the mortgage payment, the car payments, the electric bill, the cell phone bill. Stuff that is all the husbands. Never the wife! Lol
That's funny, I've been paying these for over 20 years but God forbid I forget Valentine's Day or our Anniversary.
Amen!
@MsBizzyGurl Dude I feel ya. Manipulated and everything.
Oh wow yes! My Life! 😂 So Relatable!! 👍
Bahahahahahaha it’s true! When he gets home with his food, after I’ve said I don’t want any, it smells so good and I start picking at his! 😂😂😂😂My husband is on to me now, after all these years, so, now he buys me food anyway when I say no! 😂😂😂😂😂
NOTHING IS YOURS ! LOL
Oh you're so wrong I'll bet you when you're eating in a restaurant and the check comes it's yours. If you have a dog and you're in bed and needs to go to the bathroom the dog is yours. take the dog out why do I have to take the dog out. Because he's your dog. Somehow he's no longer the family dog
This is so my husband and I,lol
The accuracy!
Hahhahahha I call her and when I do my wife does the same thing! She always manipulates my food cravings.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just bought a 2010 Ford Mustang with a standard transmission. IF I were to divorce my wife tomorrow..I would bet $1,000,000 the only thing she would let me keep without an argument is the Mustang. She can't drive a standard
Smart man
My wife would make me sell it and split the difference minus the ad fees.
Nah, she'd make you sell it and give her half. You'll be driving a bike without her. Just keep that in mind next time you are in line at McDonald's. $2 for an extra order of fries or losing half of everything? The math is pretty simple.
Pre nup agreement exist
I lay this out to my girlfriend all the time. I'll ask if she wants something and if she says no I tell her that she will have absolutely none of mine and ask again if she wants anything.
I would have asked him to get me a milkshake 😂
True story. I ordered a steak, waitress, how do u want it cooked. I said medium. Wife jumps in, no he likes it medium well, not medium. I looked at the waitress. I said apparantly i dont know how i like my steak cooked. Medium well it is. Not even kidding.
But was she wrong?
He DON’T learn- get a LARGE “Decoy dinner” she gonna pic at and eat yours in the car, and then act like you haven’t had a meal yet so she never catches on..... you get 1.5 dinners 🤫🤫🤫
Thats why there's bonus fries in the bottom of the bag, what your wife or girlfriend misses, those are yours 🤣
I’ve had the exact same fight. A lot.
Hahaha stash lol♥
Lmao
Awesome.
No no no. This is my order, *produces bag* and this is yours
Wouldn't say no if it's food😂
LOLOLOL
dont have a wife, not married and dad is out of the picture. mom also make decisions for me. gives me just 2 hotdogs as well
Daily work between 10 to 16 hour days, go to 3 different stores and 3 restaurants. "You forgot ranch'! Well shit! You said, you don't like their ranch, that is why I went to Mcdonald's!?
That’s what my husband does I’ll ask him if he wants to eat he’ll say no I’ll ask again are you sure he’ll say yes next thing you know when I get home with it and he watches me eating he wants to eat some too😂😂😂
Next time don't ask. Bring two. If she do not want any, double treat yourself. Very important, bring the bbq sauce.
Why does your wife sound constipated :D
McDonalds
😂😂😂😂😂
Who the fuck puts more salt on McDonald's fries?
I broke up with a boyfriend doing that shit. Never eat off someone else's plate. If you do you have no manners are our a unacceptable human being.
my ex girlfriend did the same shit, then she would get pissed when i didnt tell her that i was getting food.
I've never been married
If you love your wife this is funny if you don’t it becomes a huge toxic mess hahahahha luckily I love my wife
If I was him I'll just her a big mac
As the saying goes. What's yours is mine. GF1 😖🥴🥴😖🥴😖😖🥴😎
Why is this a social phenomenon among relationships? Is the women's psychology just a system that is flawed?
The need to poach and not understand future repercussions of not verbally communicating the intentions.
Many men just choose to marry immature women and then they complain when the woman acts like a child. Lol.
what s the last joke meas? i gat a tenn piece in the car a gun? or more mcs?
He has 10 pc chicken nuggets in the car
You should have been on family fued...steve harvey would have the time of his life with you
Joey
A good/smart husband would just ignore what she says and buy her some fries and BBQ sauce, lol. Problem solved.
That's ridiculous, I have an outrageous idea. Why don't if girlfriends/wives want some goddamn french fries they just say "Yeah could you get some french fries for me" instead of this ridiculous bullshit. People should just say what they mean instead of wasting time and just irritating their partner.
Know what you are doing huh? If you know your wifu will snack on that shit, then buy some extra for her even if she sais she doesent want any.. Oo
If you know , why you done buy extra 🍟.. more for you anyway
I best those 32 dislikes are feminists😂😂😂
Not comedy... reality!
I love your humor thank you I have to turn you off though because the cursing is too much you’re funny enough you don’t need all that and you would get a bigger audience! I think a lot of comedians he’s cursing for a crutch you do not need that Mr.😂
Amen Karen !
I appreciate his colorful language!
He rarely curses.
When I was married.
Everything was mine.
When I kicked her out I gave her a TV.
PERIOD!
So the secret to divorce is to be poor and not own anything, but still have just enough money to afford the divorce... thanks for the tip.
I'm not liking how you represent your wife! It feels disrespectful to me! Your wife is not a joke!! I get you are a comedian. But it lacks respect!
Make you wonder what his career would be like if he wasn't married...most of his skits and material are about how it sucks to be married.
Because you’re a beta.
I’m tired of tv, comics, and Hollywood, pushing weak ass men as the norm, and it’s also funny. 👎🏻
If you know , why you done buy extra 🍟.. more for you anyway