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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 เม.ย. 2013
- Here is my version of a advanced useless machine.
I didn't made any documentation. All I have for the short term is a list of the used parts.
Parts Used:
- Old inkjet printer
- 8 Standard switches
- RC-Servo
- ATmega8
- L293D
- L7805
another advanced useless machine - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
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Owner:- "you are of no use"
Machine:-" I can get you millions of views"
Machine- "hold my beer"
Underrated comment.
TH-cam:- '' Let's get this on everyone's recommended''
Machine - I'm about to give this man a whole career.
😂😅😅😅🤦♂️
it isn’t useless. it’s just so advanced to the point no one knows how to use it
If you put them in the correct order it opens a portal to a distant galaxy where a.i. invented humans
Sauce for profile pic pls ( ˙👄˙ )
No of course people know how to use it, such as myself. I actually want one because I know that it would be incredibly useful as a fancy and unique percussion instrument.
Facts
I think you are right. People are afraid nor ignorant to a thing they don't understand, basically.
This is marvelous. A machine that wants to be left alone.
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear
@@jevthompson9044Where's he coming or what? He's dead for a while. Let him rest in peace.
Just two more millenia and he's finally coming back to save us from himself! @@jevthompson9044
Let's give a round of applause for the person inside the box knowing exactly where to flip the switches back
that machine is so silly it does nothing but waste your time🤣
@@raven4k998 it's probably more useful than you
@@somebody_2837nope, she is more useful, you on the other hand is more useless than the useless machine, you useless 6itch
@@somebody_2837 Bro where did that one come from
@@fonejunky6306 my head
"So whats your favorite game?"
Me: *its complicated*
lol
lol
lol
Lol
Me, an intellectual: In actuality it's very simple. All you do is flick these switches.
The box is like "Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nice try. Nope. Nope."
Now let's see Paul Allen's box.
@@kavalkahn lmfao
When you try to gets acquainted with girls
Lol 😂
This isn’t useless. This is the perfect solution to having the sudden urge to just flip a switch for no reason.
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear
@@jevthompson9044 Oh LAWD he COMIN
Can he do it... in my mouth? 🥺🥺@@kashmirwillwin3124
This was invented by a dad whose kids keep leaving the lights on.
lol
shit, you made this invention useful.
This seems like a great way to keep a three year old occupied for hours.
*Me, ashamedly under my breath*: or a 25 year old
No the three year old would manage to stick it's hand in it and yank the stick out. A 25 year old though.....
😅
Until they push it off the table or yank the insides out
my brother is a toddler..
Ya😅😅 this 12 yearold is ok, totally will not be occupied.... totally...
This looks like a machine I’d get into an argument with....
XD
Same.
...and lose
He would always have the last word
@Hugh Dic Fuck off kid.
The imposter messing with the lights:
fr
Finally a way to irritate a machine instead of the other way around.
The reason I'm excited for sentient AI is so that I can finally punish my computer.
imagine after annoying it for like 5 minutes it comes out to reveal its true horrifying form
Dude I was just thinking of that
Slenderman
Dio
Decepticon....
Jotaro
Mfs starting up spaceships in sci fi movies
Lol 😂
LMFAO goddamn it dude that’s hilarious 🤣 👍
Lmao u need more likes
🤣🤣
LMFAO
I love this. The ingenuity, engineering and planning that have gone into this are astonishing.
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.
@@jevthompson9044😂ohhh
@@jevthompson9044Never
I love how sassy it is.
Everyone gangsta until a gun comes pointing out of the box
"THIS lever is going this way or you're going to the afterlife"
U MUST HAVE MORE LIKES XD
th-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/w-d-xo.html
@@respectmahauthoritah4918 why? He copied it off another video like this one. I can’t stand when people do that stuff. Be original people come on
@@JesusChrist-jh3gd thank you for blessing me with that apple Lord Jesus Christ!
Villans in movies should use this to stop people from disarming their bombs
No but real talk that would be hilarious
@@JSephH76 Reel tawk Shout out Sean Ranklin
Yeah..the heroes will be so distract by this than actly defusing the bomb..
That's a clever idea
Imagine you're about to cut the red wire but an alan wrench keeps pushing you away.
This is one of those videos you watch once and then forget about for like a couple years only to remember it exists and suddenly it feels really nostalgic.
This came up in my recommended It's been 2 years since I left a comment of course I watched it again
This is now one of my favorite robots, just like the art piece “I can’t help myself” it has a really strong personality. Love it!
I love how you phrased it by saying it has a strong personality. It all makes sense to me now. You’ve opened up my heart to art. I will now read a book called something like “Art and their personalities” or “the deep meaning of art”
“Useless” no I’m sorry the correct word is “Entertaining”
*entertaining AF
Lauren Montgomery I have to agree with you on that one!
Ulhas Rathod yes definitely!
@00justSomeAccount00 like brooooo we didn't knew -_-
00justSomeAccount00 hehe yea, I kinda figured that was the case considering it technically had no function, but still joking :3 regardless thanks for the info :D
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."
Underrated comment
“Open the pod bay doors, hall’
best comment
“Besides, if I showed you what’s inside it wouldn’t be a secret anymore”
“If only you could see inside my secret box. It would change your life!”
“Maybe if you were able to see inside, you would know why it has to be a secret.”
“Inside this box is the most secretly secret that is secret, and I’m it’s sole witness!”
BTW these are all quotes from Patrick during the secret box episode.
DEAD
It's not useless, it entertains people.
You’re definitely not fun at parties
Poor box has a job where there is no time to relax. You got this boxy!
User: "On, on, on..."
Machine: "No, no, no... "
Did you just let the machine say what the user said, but reversed? 200 iq
@@darkienl5886 exactly dude.
@@darkienl5886 lmaoooooo
This machine is still more useful than that:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
I read this in Consuela's voice. 😂😂😂😂
"What is my purpose?"
"You flip switches"
_"Oh my god."_
that is a fucking rick and morty reference?
Welcome to the club pal.
69th like 😏
Passing the butter...
I love rick and morty
I've seen the single-switch "useless machine" on TH-cam before, and it makes me smile - but this one made me laugh out loud.
This is more satisfying than useless.
What's the name of the machine
“This isn’t just any useless machine, this is ADVANCED useless machine...”
CoolRicky2103461 Fire it’s obvious look in the title
Also i don’t care if it’s a joke. Everybody sees this already.
Edit “This is A” you forgot the a”.
when someone doesn't get spongebob reference
r/wooosh
This is just any bolder it's a, "Sniff" its a rock.
Blazing Kite when you don’t realize that not everybody watches spongebob.
Extra Details what... are you like 50 without any kids or did you not have a childhood? How have you never watched spongebob
teacher: stop clicking ur damn pens its annoying
kids in the back of the class:
Oml under rated... Sad but true
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
click click.
😂
You got 1k likes in 1 day
It's amazing. I could almost feel the rage building. "LEAVE ME THE F ALONE, HUMAN!"
this box looks more terrifying than any horror movie
Imagine how frustrated the machine is while pushing the levers
I just imagine it grumbling to itself
"Here we go 'gain, 'nother dumb ol' human playin' me for fun... 'gonna kill 'im in his sleep..."
@@Albatross0913 ...
Lol
Lol
Lol
The machine : "I can do this all day"
Might as well slap a Captain America sticker on it
Yeah i know i know...
As long as i am concerned
That's america's ass
i understood that reference
until it destroyed
One must imagine the useless machine happy
You didn’t make a machine, you made a friend
- "What is my purpose?"
- "You flip switches."
- "Oh My God."
Yeah welcome to the club pal
He gave self conciousness to a useless machine because he CAN
rick and morty hehehe
why do i want one?
"thank you"
POV: You're in Electrical trying to fix the lights with 5 other people
Lol 😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah!
Imposter has joined the chat
among us memes.... omg... smelling like shit... stop why like, smelling exactly like shit
The perfect comment for the perfect video
Someday, there will be one of these with a thousand switches.
Me trying to fix lights with that one guy.
Congratulations: You have invented a cat.
So true
🙃
Underrated comment
A smarter cat, you mean.
Hahahaha
Now this is the type of thing that should b in a modern art museum going for 100k
But instead a fucking banana taped to the wall goes for 100k.
A fucking banana
🤔
@@glenfrog814 ヽ( 'ω' )ﾉ
Kipper De La Vega In such moments, like with banana, you remember correct term for this - “degenerative art”.
@@juliap.5375 "degenerate art" was a slang used by nazis for Jewish art peices, and I say the banana is pretty good, because it was meant to make you mad, it was supposed to trigger a reaction
Kipper De La Vega y’all so stupid. This kind of art is called ready made and y’all are reacting just as people did in the early 1910’s when it was invented. You should study before talking.
I have a feeling the machine is going to come out of the box and slap you
This looks like a giant spider is reaching out of the box because it's annoyed at the disturbance.
This machine should be named: “Younger siblings.”
Or just "siblings".
Because I push their buttons? Or because they push mine back?
@@Zoova because no matter how often you push the button, the younger sibling always gets the last push
Why did people make this sexual
We aren't that bad
People: machines will kill all of us
Machines: *haha switch goes off*
Shut up
champagnemami
NO!! You can't just use a popular meme and get likes! That's cheating!!
@@cocoahere875 *ha ha comment goes on*
*Hahaha bomb goes off*
U guys are morons
The impersonation of a 9 to 5 job
TH-cam: *Let's recommend people after 10 years*
"The MOST Useless Machine"
Me: *"You and I are not so different."*
Is this a jojo reference?!
@@LuizCarlos-du1pd yes it is
Nah bro, you kinda reliable
@@yourfavoriteadoredneighbor7508 isnt koichi reliable
so edgy so quirky!!!
This machine has the patience of a saint
😂😂😂 Thank you girl..I really laughed. Happy New year.
@@didita5 happy new year!
Fr lol
Yh happy New Years also
Happy New Year!!!
pov: trying to fix lights but the imposter is ruining it
It's not useless. It's entertaining millions around the world.
Me: flicks the switch
My brain: *do it again.*
I laughed far too hard at this... because it's true. *Do it again* this need more likes
I’m dying 😂😂
"why?"
*"you gotta."*
XD needs more comments here
Its all fun and games until its switching in the dark while youre in bed
😳
Then I would be run and pray
Ayo fuck you
you ruined my night lmao
Nah just my little brother
And somewhere, a bureaucrat watches this machine and is affraid to soon loose its job to it.
“When the imposter keeps switching the lights when I try to fix the lights”
So that's the machine YT is using for the algorithm.
Nice one 🤣🤣
@@TestTubeBabySpy what is a YT algorithm? I never heard of it....🤦♂️
They’re the demonetisation switches
Nah, youtubes version isn't nowhere near this advanced XD
@@TestTubeBabySpy - All your base are belong to us. - The First Meme.
Employer: what's your expertise
Me: advanced uselessness
You’re hired
Lol it might look useless but in the science world it can be used for really important things. It’s probably a basic starting machine for very complex machines.
You're hired...
the guy : Ha Ha this box is really useless
the box : "pull out the gun"
That is the most passive aggressive machine I ever saw
I’ve never seen a machine with so much personality
th-cam.com/video/kproPsch7i0/w-d-xo.html
This one
Thx
what is this for?
Same
*If machines ever rose against humanity, this will be one of the reasons why*
See also: Unplugger
Now he needs to put a cat paw on the metal bar that comes out of the box.
Is there a reason you typed it out like you're gay?
@@charon_lix bcus he's probably ghey, plz don't bully.
But we give machines purpose? The machines that will rise up are the ones being manhandled and never used.
the nice sounds are enough to keep me to keep flicking the switches
Чем бы дитя не тешилось, лишь бы не плакало!!!
This machine cured my depression
Yeah. It can really help Abdurahman before going to Syria.
@@swiggityswagunion1223 are you dumb?
Doing drugs and blaming it on a video which has nothing to do with drugs
(I was joking pls don't r/WOOOOOOSH me)
@@aiden5573 they were joking
@@aiden5573 R/woooosh lmafo
@@ye4702 Bruh I was joking
*box pulls out a gun*
*Exactly*
LMFAO
Thanks for making my day 😂
And says "Am I a joke to you?"
lmao
My colleague Karen sitting next to window when its hot like hell:
What an EPIC BATTLE 💥💥💥
The Guy VS the Robot 🤯🤯👌
Wondering what that redstone circuit looks like
Underrated😂😂😂
And a couple of command blocks
Lol now I want to try to make this but in Minecraft... I don't know shit about redstone tho.
@@Altraiid let's make pewdiepie do it. Let him know this!
I don’t get the reference please explain
It’s like adjusting the thermostat when you’re visiting your grandparents.
You don't touch other's t'stats.
I'm laughing so hard at this. My grandpa lets it sit at 90 and it's hell
Jimmy Carter wore a sweater just for you maniacs to waste your Grandparents energy anyways?
Relateble AF
Your grandparents have a thermostat!???!?!!!?!!??
Those last two were personal...
Its dedication is impressive. Admirable. Motivating.
Another Advanced Useless Machine
4.2 million people: *Interesting*
😂😂
welp now its almost 4.6 million
Overrated comment.
It is interesting tho lol
@@meg3orite803 Still, there are tons of comments like this and it's not funny.
Me: walking through the house turning off lights
My kids: ....
Lol
@@ramiere1412 Same here, I feel like the robot trying to turn the dang thing off.
PPPPFFFffttt 😂 funny
This is global issue.
This is the most boomer thing i have heard all day
Judging by the views of this video, I'd say its actually more useful than most machines out there.
Man: "Watch me irritate this machine, ha ha!"
Machine: "I can do this all day."
This ain't useless, I could see myself spending hours flicking switches here
Yeah! Better than trucking bridges in the knightclub all night long.
@@sygnoofficial4665 you don't write to him in that rude way, or I and my pal switch you off.
And other people in it house being hella annoyed
@@sygnoofficial4665 what do you suggest than? Should he commit suicide mr. TryingToBeSmart guy?
@Abhinav Chandra calm down I’m pretty sure it was a joke
Don’t show my cat this machine. Talk about a battle til the end of time.
RPF Creates make a video about that
@TheHolySwordofLight
It just reads exactly like how some fetishists try to casually put their fetish into a sentence 😓
You have a cat you're probably weird asf
@@mr.stealyogirl4078 wi
@@JackOfen There's nothing degenerative about having a pee fettish you prude.
This is a perfect foundation for a greater invention that will changed humanity
I would say it's not the most useless machine because it's actually kind of satisfying to me
It's like:
"NOPE"
"No."
"no."
"JUST STOP FLICKING THE DAMN SWITCHES"
gacha kid
a little thing that hates the switches being flicked
P0150N shut up
guys don't fight
Derp Gail what
“What is my purpose”
“You flip switches off”
“.... oh my god”
Now, pass the gravy.
Yah hurry up pass the mash patatoes
it’s butter you fucks
-Carl manfred
I don’t think you can tell if it switches off or on? 🤔 I’m not sure.
“So, what do you do as a hobby?”
“Oh, I flip switches.”
Man in the box, you did a good job!!
Nobody:
Everyone in electrical trying to fix the lights
Underrated
lmao
I see you’re a man of culture as well
Amongus dead
Nobody:
Everyone
Mate it doesn't work like that
You: “useless machine”
The guy in the box: STOPP. TOCUHING IT
someone’s gonna be stupid and not get the joke
@@ItsaMeGarbo nah its not that ;)
Tocuhing ... sounds like a chinese restaurant or something like that xD
Hmm
ThErE Is nO GuY In tHe bOx!!!
It feels like these could be connected to a cat's brain in a jar.
I got spiritual enlightenment watching this. This is why all my efforts go in vain. That rod is the god.
The guy: **trying to turn it on**
The machine: nah bro, let ME DIE
Woah!
1.3K likes and only 4 replies
5 now
@@victoriasofiaappreciationc9918 6 now
@@Rahullo 7 now
I just love how I feel that the machine has a personality to it.
BB3DG69
WOW !! , Hell of a work ethic....but probably hindered in life by OCD . Spending too much time in a literal or figurative box is not healthy!
@@rickyelich3908 wut ;-;
it does not
“Hey! You can’t do that. STOP IT, AAAAAAAAAAA”
@@HaxxorElite you really showed them
Useless?
Bro, this would keep me distracted for hours
I watch “if you laugh you lose” videos and never crack. Nothing is funny. I lost it after watching this. Straight up cackling hysterically.
Most people assume the machine is programmed to turn the switches off, when in reality we are programmed to turn them on.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Skynet
brycejcox This comment is underrated
@@reinstate317 Why ?
@@iaintgonna3717 hehehe ;)
“What is my purpose?”
You turn off what is on
“.... oh my god”
Welcome to the club Pal
This box turned me off
I see RnM reference there
Brochacho III : Maybe the box turns switches on..and it is us who turn them off.
What if the box is the one who's turning on?
The box is just like "What's inside of here is something you cannot possess. I said NO!"
Amazing the machine keeps "fixing" things and never complains once.
“What is my purpose?”
“You flick back switches when I flick them for my amusement.”
“Oh my god!”
“Yeah welcome to the club pal.”
ayyy noice reference
Only high IQ people with get this reference
Rick and morty pass butter machine
@@megaaaaaaan1622 selfimportance of 95% Rick 'n Morty fans in a nutshell
Yyeeeh
This thing:
*"D U D E."*
@Bazzralic how do you turn the font like that
@@god_kc8023 * word * but without spaces
*O M G*
@@Kornhulio18 *lmao*
*dude*
If you ever feel useless, just remember this machine exists, now you're not alone
My favorite part of the video is when the box says "It's Boxin' Time!" and then boxed all over.