No one cries like Gaston, No one dies like Gaston, No one falls from incredible heights like Gaston Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
The difference between a regular tuber getting mad and Jerma getting mad is that the tuber will just be like "this game is bullshit, I'm never playing this shit ever again", whereas Jerma will go on some contrived rant about people punching themselves in the face on a weekend. THAT'S why he's MY streamer.
someone please help I need a timestamp because this was one of my favorite jerma moments of all time. also need a timestamp for when he yells "FART!" I think about that one all the time
I like how Jerma's anger in this is still miniscule in comparison to the cosmic levels of sheer maniacal fury he experiences as a result of Simpsons Hit and Run
one of the funniest jokes of the stream was how often people would say "you're still at this point?" in chat and it would make jerma mad. I don't know why HM decided to skip over a majority of those points.
The image of a naked man in a pot swinging a hammer in circles like crazy and bouncing off of shit while educational music plays is highly amusing to me for some reason
6:33 this took me COMPLETELY off-guard because Dylan is my real name, and my immediate thought was "oh my god this is it, he's finally gained sentience and he's coming for me"
that really specific joke about being gaston in the play gave me PTSD vietnam war flashbacks because I had a really similar experience myself (AND I WAS GASTON TOO)
I meant it was similar to how it was before with being nervous and forgetting his line and being all awkward, not the whole yelling at the audience part.
I mean this is Bennett Foddy's solo project but sure yea, put him in the rumble. Also happy probably like 1 year and 10 month anniversary of this comment.
It appeals to those people but it was literally made for masochists. Part of the in game commentary is about walking away and leaving the game unfinished and maybe coming back to it again some day. Or just getting over not being able to beat it.
"Everybody is a Genius. But If You Judge a Fish by Its Ability to Climb a Tree, It Will Live Its Whole Life Believing that It is Stupid." - Albert Einstein This quote always reminds me of Grandpa. Wherever he may sleep.
My favorite Jerma moment was when he got so mad he yelled fart instead of fuck
9:19
i am crying that was so funny
“I’m gonna squeeze an orange in my own mouth, that’s how I’m gonna drink orange juice tomorrow morning”
the chaotic neutral energy emanating from this quote is too much
@@keklulu332 Jerma is a trickster imp. Possibly Loki in disguise.
when he said that i was eating pretzels and chewed up pretzel almost came out of my nose like play doh
@@hal0 why would you say that?
It's amazing how often Jerma just randomly says shit that makes it impossible to eat. All of my food left my mouth after he said this. I was dying.
“I’m gonna go squeeze my head like a dandelion and watch all the juices come out”
_I don't want to know which head he was reffering to._
@Coolio M :(
@@CoolioMaister but why
@@CoolioMaister whhhyyyy
Actual psychopath
the 5 stages of Jerma:
1. Not angry
2. Anger
3. Anger
4. Anger
5. Anger
6. Not Today
you missed the final step. insanity.
@@mclovin3258 no, that’s the step before the first step
7. I’M DONE, I’M DONE, I’M DONE
8. Continues playing game
Play every Jerma video chronologically at my funeral and let no one leave until they're done please.
Jaxton Chastain Good idea, but there's one thing I'd change
Jaxton Chastain make them watch every single vod of every stream he's ever done, too.
Including the Minecraft videos?
Yes.
Jaxton Chastain everyone would come out crying
From laughter
The difference between a regular tuber getting mad and Jerma getting mad is that the tuber will just be like "this game is bullshit, I'm never playing this shit ever again", whereas Jerma will go on some contrived rant about people punching themselves in the face on a weekend. THAT'S why he's MY streamer.
and then he double speedruns putt putt in a fit of rage
No, he's MINE
He shits himself every time hes mad
A wise Burgah once told me: "You will not be punished for your anger. You will be punished by your anger."
cool but can you do this?
Surprisingly true
so deep #metoo
@PracticalSavant I don't know why that made me laugh so hard
@PracticalSavant cereal burgah,,...
“OH MY GOD PLEASE MOM!!!” The pure fear in that statement. Truer emotions have never been shown
someone please help I need a timestamp because this was one of my favorite jerma moments of all time.
also need a timestamp for when he yells "FART!" I think about that one all the time
3:24 For the oh my god please mom part
@@blueberrybeybladei know it’s a bit late but the "fart" bit is at 9:20
@@jeffreybell8295 thank u btw!!
@@Bun3845thank u so much :)
You know the Gaston situation actually happened to Jeremy like it actually happened
yeah the jocks were the regular height normal people who upset him
It was too specific for it to be made up
SgtPepper291 You say that regarding Jerma
It happened, but he was actually playing LeFou.
the exact same thing happened to me in middle school. Rough stuff, man.
I like how Jerma's streams have storylines to follow.
wow SHHHH
i subscribe to jerma for the plot
*plot* streamer is not really sexxxy
*Plot* streamer is *very* sexxxy.
The Jerma Lore
Coming back to this stream, I never quite realized how funny it was that jerma got so angry, he quit and started playing two putt putt games at once.
fellow aphex twin enjoyer
nice pfp
aphex twin
the ultimate rage quit
"Don't, s-say, swears"
-*Jeremy's Mother*
1.2k likes but no comments *sad*
@@Mr.SpicyIce no likes but one comment *sad*
@@gamesux420 *sad*
What a callback
@@memtennessee6156 all those years ago
ah yes, the famous gaston quote
"AND THATS HOW WE DO IT AROUND HERE!"
No one flexes 3 times like gaston
No one hates Dylan from homeroom like gaston
Goosebumps
@@thecjweej2761 damn straight
@@anonnico5475 Hello Neil Cicierega
he slammed his iphone into his desk like that was gonna hang it up
ok THANK YOU goodbye *bonk*
Is this the guy who said he wouldn't get angry on stream, *and then got angry on stream?!?!*
This dude is FUCKED!
What the fuck
I commented that without seeing this comment
Great minds think alike
Luke C go with God my man
Comedy
B A BA
B E BE
B I BICKEY BI
B O BO BICKEY BI BO
B U BU BICKEY BI BO BU
C A SAY
C E SEE
C I SICKIE SYE C O SO
SICKIE SYE SO C U SOO
SICKIE SYE SO SOO
D A DA
D E DE
D I DICKEY DI
D O DO DICKEY DI DO
D U DU DICKEY DI DO DU
Your name can be here for 20 dollars. What is that song
swinging the alphabet
@@kanecombes8918 Uh! Socko
_Not Today_
but as we would soon discover, today
There was no better time for a "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-"
Yeah, no not today
What do we say to the god of death?
Brickertown *yes today*
Man has breakdown to an old education song
Swinging the Alphabet - Three Stooges
I love how he was just slowly climbing down in anger.
i'm going to squeeze an orange in my mouth i'm so angry
I like how Jerma's anger in this is still miniscule in comparison to the cosmic levels of sheer maniacal fury he experiences as a result of Simpsons Hit and Run
jerma is mad
BUT NOT TODAY
That's the best combination of Jerma memes
Is this the streamer that beat his girlfriend *on stream*
what?
".... yeah, love you too"
I died right there
Jerma is mad pt.4
Jerma is miffed pt.4
_approved_
Everybody wants to see this happen!
cutiekazoe10 Jerma vs STAR_
no this is part 1
ahh my favorite line from the 1960s Burt Ward/Adam west Batman: "HOLY SHIT BATMAN"
HOLY JUMPING AVOCADOS BATMAN
"Holy shit, batman!" Done in a Burt Ward voice will break me. I expect the subversion at this point, but it doesn't matter.
"If your good at something, never do it for free"
You're
Luke Waters ha!
wut k
Luke Waters *Your
yo, merry christmas.
and then I diarreah.... every morning.
Dylan the jock for Jermania 2018
TechnoSeaBass and he only does Mid Punches
Let's be honest, it's spelled Dillon
one of the funniest jokes of the stream was how often people would say "you're still at this point?" in chat and it would make jerma mad. I don't know why HM decided to skip over a majority of those points.
because people condescending jerma from chat isnt typically entertaining for anyone besides 12 year olds and therefor not usually worth highlighting
The Real Steve Harvey it's all in good fun mang. They're just doing it to rustle his jimmies.
@@purvdragon-sensei Name, content of comment confirms previous comment
btcbandit
“Hurrr he a weeb doe”
Why are you pointing fingers when you play Minecraft?
@@purvdragon-sensei are you disrespecting M I N E C R A F T ?
Jerma pretended to be mad and fell because of it, which caused him to actually get mad. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
No one rides the snake like Gaston
Adobe Wall Hacks When I was a lad I ate 6 dozen eggs everyday so that I would get strong
Peter Peetson stronk*
and now that i'm grown i eat 1 egg e day, so i'm roughly the *size of a BAAAAAARRRGGEEEEEE*
Is this the guy who beat Get Over It on stream?!?!?!
No, it's not
How DARE you disrespect the man who beat dark souls 3 ON STREAM!!!!!
today.
HEY NERD WRONG GUY. HE BEAT DARK SOULS 3 ON STREAM. GET IT RIGHT.
THIS GUY IS FUCKED
Not today
The image of a naked man in a pot swinging a hammer in circles like crazy and bouncing off of shit while educational music plays is highly amusing to me for some reason
Jerma is miffed: lost episode
short streamer gets fuckn *ANGRY* while educational music plays
*compact
The Illuminati not long
"Longness impaired"
3:25 OH MY GOD PLEASE MOM-
"I can't wait to go home."
Sammy Seal - 2017
Says the seal in a zoo. That’s just sad.
I want to contribute
Unfortunately for Jerma, he's got no home to go to after being disowned.
One must imagine Sisyphus getting over it.
Is this the streamer that beat TWO PUTT-PUTT GAMES in only 34:78 SECONDS?!
yes
9:23 “FART” im dying
THANK YOU FOR THE TIMESTAMP THIS MOMENT IS WEIRDLY HARD TO FIND
My favourite thing is you hear a smart phone call sound but when he hangs up you hear the clunk of a home phone
You can hear the rage in the screaming, but you can FEEL it during the silence.
But, Jerma, you're too short to get over it.
Grand Mythic Gaming oof
Jerma has to be a very compact man to fit in that pot, y'know?
Passing Underneath it with Dr. Elbertson
Doesn't matter how big your sledgehammer is. As long as you can climb mountains, then it still works.
@@guyofwarwick not nice
"And that's how we do it here folks"
10:51 combined with the music, Jerma's silent breakdown made me _gaffaw_ from utter hilarity.
6:33
this took me COMPLETELY off-guard because Dylan is my real name, and my immediate thought was "oh my god this is it, he's finally gained sentience and he's coming for me"
THIS JUST IN; STREAMER GETS ANGRY OVER VIDEO GAME
0:13 Denial
7:43 Anger
14:35 Depression
15:45 Bargaining
21:59 Acceptance
i think thats the first time i cried laughing at total silence
that really specific joke about being gaston in the play gave me PTSD vietnam war flashbacks because I had a really similar experience myself (AND I WAS GASTON TOO)
TheKhanornator, can I say something? No, ya didn't.
Caffene can I say something? You're wrong.
you screamed at the audience and threw your sandwich at dylan? what the hell is wrong with you?
I meant it was similar to how it was before with being nervous and forgetting his line and being all awkward, not the whole yelling at the audience part.
*w e l c o m e t o t h e j o k e*
"We're going to pay people to punch us in the face."
That's literally BDSM
17:28 Jerma's Boston accent makes a wonderful appearance!
'Get Over It' developer for next Jerma Rumble.
Bennett Foddy put some respect on his name
I mean this is Bennett Foddy's solo project but sure yea, put him in the rumble. Also happy probably like 1 year and 10 month anniversary of this comment.
20:30 the joke is so many layers deep i really cant tell if that laugh is him breaking character
That Gaston thing is very specific, Are you okay?
I haven't seem Jeremy this broken in years.
Ethan Erzinger my man needs a psychologist, haven't seen someone had so many mental breakdowns in one sitting.
12:56
Imagine joining this stream not knowing anything about Jerma or what the hell is going on.
Jerma Is *_NOT_* Mad | Part *T O D A Y*
Jerma getting pissed to the point where he is about to explode then he just says “hold on” and then it cuts to that song playing is the funniest thing
11:19 I laughed way too hard, that random Byeah
3rd Eye Rioichi Brilliant.
y'all still kickin?
I wish he had a facecam for this one
He predated Sisyphus by 6 years with the thumbnail
Sisyphus predating you by tHOUSANDS OF FUCKINQ YEARS
I can't tell if this comment is a joke congratulations I guess.
"Short Streamer doesn't get over it"
he's really good at improv comedy skit fr
Getting Over It was made for two certain types of people, the type of person who finds it relaxing and zenlike, or challenging and motivating.
Baby Byrd Jerma is neither.
Atleast not today.
It appeals to those people but it was literally made for masochists. Part of the in game commentary is about walking away and leaving the game unfinished and maybe coming back to it again some day. Or just getting over not being able to beat it.
14:34 "Why are we still here? Just to Suffer?"
hahaha fun fun meme
glad God is on my side in the most genuine and non-sarcastic of ways. prayer works.
"Get the idea girls? Now we'll join together on the letter D."
Oh.
You are a degenerate
DEEZ NUTS
HAH! GOT EEM!
I love how in Jerma's brain a free trip to Disneyland is better than 25 thousands dollars ^^
*Dwarf arrested for swearing at his mum after receiving Disneyland ticket*
9:20 he put it simply
F A R T
9:21 has me pissing with laughter
18:00
"I shouldn't be saying those bad words...."
*BYEAH*
MEMBER THE MUSIE FROZEN? MEMBER THE MUSIE FROZEN? I DO
M U S I E
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
MEMBER THE MUZIE FROVEN?
It was the Giant Rat’s favorite movie
The Gaston story actually happened to me in highschool. Was supposed to transition from one song to the next. Ran out of breath and forgot the lyrics
Not Today.
how the fuck did he predict sisyphus
how the fuck did the greeks predict sisyphus
by skibidi@@worm0dyssey
Cans believe the ancient Greeks shamelessly stole Sisyphus from Jerma's streams 2774 years ago
10:51 jerma becomes a Jedi
The first Gaston line in the stage production is actually "I know", not "That's how we do it here, folks!"
YOU DIDN'T MISS A SHOT GASTON, YOU'RE THE GREATEST HUNTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD
He says “love you too” to Charlie on the dev team
7:57 this silence says more than words ever could.
"The only way we can enjoy anything is by giving ourselves pain" - Jema, 2017
''Im gonna pop off and then im gonna pop my head off''
M O M
Is that the streamer who SAID SWEARS TO HIS OWN MOTHER on stream?
He didn't get over it
That Gaston story sounds so genuine
"Father Pastor" sounds like a mii character
It JUST occurred to me how nonsensical the name "Father Pastor" is, I'm so damn stupid
9:18 is still my favorite Jerma moment of all time and it always will be
I think that part about him forgetting his lines during the play actually happened...
roach dogg jr
Jeremy holding in his anger after falling from the top and just maniacally laughing is honestly scarier than him screaming
LIFE IS PAIN, I HA- Not today.
N O T T O D A Y
One must imagine Jerma happy
"Everybody is a Genius. But If You Judge a Fish by Its Ability to Climb a Tree, It Will Live Its Whole Life Believing that It is Stupid."
- Albert Einstein
This quote always reminds me of Grandpa. Wherever he may sleep.
My grandpa can't sleep anymore because he's dead.
he probably sleeps in bed
th-cam.com/video/Gk8e3Lg5GFH/w-d-xo.html
@@MrBrainiacian500 ...
Just realized the angrier he gets, the more this accent comes out. I can't tell what it is, but it's definitely there.
He’s from boston, baby
Bawston
The sequence starting at 7:35 had me laughing harder than I have laughed in years
Jerma saying mommy is so absolutely cursed.
"I missed your birthday, what?" - Jeremy Clarkson 2019
9:08 - 9:25 is my favourite moment in this whole video. actually insane
he's ACTING. there's no way he has a MOTHER
I love how strange and random the thumbnails seem until you watch the full video
JUST
U
S
T