at this point, whenever I hear chiblee at the beginning of a video, I instantly go “chiiiib”, as if I’m meeting an old friend who moved cities a few years ago.
A baby AT ITS PEAK is louder than a jack hammer. It doesn't hold its cry at that level. It oscillates up and down. So it's easy to think a jack hammer is louder because its loud for a long time while a baby is louder for a much shorter time period
“What size is a black hole” is such a rigged question. They can be any size, its all about Density. They said its ultramassive, but that is only true for Ultra-massive Black Holes, which are only one type. It didn’t even specify whether we’re talking Event Horizon or Singularity.
Somehow I knew about the bees are fish one, I believe it’s because the fish are better protected as endangered species than insects are, and it’s based on some weird legal interpretation of how they define a fish.
Dam did Chiblee just make a psychology reference... Kiki vs Bouba! And of course everyone dismissed him as being insane 🤣 When ppl see an object with sharp edges and an object with curves, they name them Kiki and Bouba respectively (when given those names). It goes across languages too :)
His other contributions this video were shitting on the floor of McDonald's and "I wrote cum" so you can't blame everyone with more than 2 braincells for immediately dismissing whatever he says
also fun fact: louisville is actually one of the few disco ball producers in the world and supplies around 90% of them! so she probably genuinely thought she was the last manufacturer of them
Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis? As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
@@aiellamori Dude, your ISP doesn't bill you by the length of your comments. "Everyone does" what? Everyone does pronounce the L or everyone does not? Either way you're wrong because, as I've learned, many people do both - pronounce the L and ignore the L. It's a regional thing
Kory actually getting the car horn right is going straight into his core memory
WITNESS ME
As it should, he went against the grain when everyone was telling him no because he believed in himself. Our king
crying baby vs car horn is gonna be an all timer for me. the absolute vindication in kory's voice is amazing
Reminds me of the "Hydrogen Bomb VS Coughing Baby" meme
I'm alwsys impressed with Chibs ability to retire a bit mid sentence.
Oldest to newest: realistic depictions of a panic attacks in animated movies
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Apollo getting dunked on in the decibel round brought me so much life
Every time i see Jackbox it feels like it's infinite content. I hope they don't get bored of it anytime soon.
Quixort and Job Job carry
@@Flamerunner451 nah the witch cave one is the best! Quixort is really good too tho.
look up nlss quiplash brother. hundreds of hours
It actually shows bathtub drain hole as larger (38.1mm) than pool noodle hole (22-24mm)
they were robbed!
it also depends on the doug
I was gonna say the same thing!
I thought my brain broke when I saw that. Glad it wasn't just me
I had to go back and look.
at this point, whenever I hear chiblee at the beginning of a video, I instantly go “chiiiib”, as if I’m meeting an old friend who moved cities a few years ago.
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we all need a little chib in our lives
"an old friend who moved cities" let's be honest we all know you're talking about LA
A baby AT ITS PEAK is louder than a jack hammer. It doesn't hold its cry at that level. It oscillates up and down. So it's easy to think a jack hammer is louder because its loud for a long time while a baby is louder for a much shorter time period
Call me when a baby is wakin up the whole damn neighbourhood cause he pooped his diaper. Cmon now
The bee's are fish thing was just to give quick protection to them, with out having to write whole new laws and get them passed. Still funny though.
4:21
Bathrub drain is 38.1 mm but pool noodle is 22-24mm, yet pool noodle is higher?
Kory sounds like breach ulting when he is vindicated about the car horn baby thing
MALF complaining about Arby's roast beef sandwich....wait until he hears about subway 😂
HEY RYAN, can you move your face during fibagge. Your incredible head blocks the questions
Exactly. NL, why are you hiding the questions? Is this a conspiracy????
4:20 it literally says pool noodle is smaller than bathtub drain, but is still placed after it
The milk sort sent me to the mooooon lmao
the hole small to big to start with was crazy
i love Ryan getting up like he’s going to punch his camera when Apollo put down the Bush gaffe
Baby screeches are insanely loud, it's 'hearing damage' territory.
i still think of the "they did surgery on a grape" daily
Big Mac (the long way)
“What size is a black hole” is such a rigged question. They can be any size, its all about Density. They said its ultramassive, but that is only true for Ultra-massive Black Holes, which are only one type. It didn’t even specify whether we’re talking Event Horizon or Singularity.
its really fun every time apollo gets extremely pedantic about things he's extremely wrong about every single episode :D
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@@CS0723 yeah, Apollo
@@CS0723 you literally leave toxic comments on every video with chiblee, you’ve left like half a dozen on this video alone
@@pente12 exactly. Takes one to know one
Somehow I knew about the bees are fish one, I believe it’s because the fish are better protected as endangered species than insects are, and it’s based on some weird legal interpretation of how they define a fish.
Insect milk should have been the oldest. Ants have been milking aphids millions of years before humans existed.
Did anyone else notice in the opening, Jackbox just puts down the word Egg?
FUCK YEAH BABY JACKBOX BABY MALF BABY FUCK YEAH
"this is proof that laws are fake" is excellent banter
49:43 i think this awoke (no pun intended) something within me
i've never even had a pool noodle with a hole
I’m surprised no one got the Bees are Fish thing I thought that got big. Yes it was a preservation loophole thing instead of just making a new one.
@7:30 going click this moment on repeat
i love malf so much man hes way to funny
I know cockroach milk is a thing, I don't remember why I know this
Paw patrol is definitely the best pawproganda on tv for the cops.
25:46 a rare view of the back of NL's head
Right as I was craving more jackbox content... I was blessed.
The games measurements even said that a bathtub hole is bigger than the pool noodle hole... something weird is afoot.
25:44 chicken big mac...
Happy birthday Brahms, creator of twinkle twinkle little star (Mozart)
Dam did Chiblee just make a psychology reference... Kiki vs Bouba! And of course everyone dismissed him as being insane 🤣 When ppl see an object with sharp edges and an object with curves, they name them Kiki and Bouba respectively (when given those names). It goes across languages too :)
His other contributions this video were shitting on the floor of McDonald's and "I wrote cum" so you can't blame everyone with more than 2 braincells for immediately dismissing whatever he says
they all know about kiki bouba, chib has brought it up several times before
@@Paradockzz 🤣🤣 seriously?! That makes it even more confusing. Why did they react like that then? They were making him seem crazy
I'm surprised that it wasn't Time Anus.
34:45 hometown mention let's gooo
also fun fact: louisville is actually one of the few disco ball producers in the world and supplies around 90% of them! so she probably genuinely thought she was the last manufacturer of them
they put spider silk fluid in a goat to milk it out
I love Chib, he has some good bits. But boy does he know how to run them into the ground.
what’s depression.exe is fucking gold tho
What do you mean, you're not a fan of him talking about eating poo? That's not your type of humour?
@@CS0723 no I just heard "medium rare" and "black pink" about 20 too many times
@@juice17776 yeah it's almost like he's not funny at all, shocking
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Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?
As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
I remember the bees are fish thing lol
Milfus might be onto something with these Hot Dougs, two foot long Hot Dougs does sound interesting
This looked like wild frost and I got excited :(
Apollo will literally never learn
The longmac
I got the joke. I’m sorry I’m the only one. @northernlion 37:28
I miss Rob :(
i miss josh
I miss wrath of the lamb 😞
man Malf was hungry
Malf is such a piece.
Nl watches paw patrol? Maybe that ACAB viewer was right...
The black hole one killed me mentally I almost signed off
So rigged.
Them thinking a pool noodle hole is smaller than a small doughnut hole is insane lol
49:56 wow another incredibly funny contribution from Chiblee, thanks! Im so glad we have represention for today's ADD riddled youth
WITNESS ME!
hot dougs
daddylion with the banger jackbox drop
I’m gay
Hey happy for you buddy. But like wtf ur pfp evil world tree ahh mf.
actor Michael Douglas
singer Ricky Martin
human being Me
Pour one out for my Homie Wallie 😢
is malf actually ok?
The mcds take was so bad and wrong
These people really out here roasting mars dwellers when they're actually confusing pool noodles with spaghetti noodles
I will never get tired of Quixort
lots of deep fried laughs in this
Nevermind the noodle, the game doesnt know the diff between size and mass as shown by the black hole... what the fuck
Do N.Americans not pronounce the L in 'almond'?
Everyone does
@@aiellamori Dude, your ISP doesn't bill you by the length of your comments. "Everyone does" what? Everyone does pronounce the L or everyone does not? Either way you're wrong because, as I've learned, many people do both - pronounce the L and ignore the L. It's a regional thing
@@ruairim2283 what do you mean what does he mean he said “everyone does” whether that’s right or wrong
@@ruairim2283 everybody does, some less than others
someone teach this man how to laugh