Dan Rykert has the balls to admit how the world actually lives. I've never eaten cheese-dogs out of a rancid, greasy shoe box, but I have been a drunk mess that's incapable of self care. God bless this man.
It's funny when Dan starts telling his weird I'm-no-better-than-a-hobo stories, Jeff always finds this little part of himself that wants to compete. It's barely a thing, but Jeff will always throw out these little, '... I could eat a whole Taco Bell menu too..." bombs every so often. It's like he knows that he's grown past that, but there's still that part who wants to put the jersey back on and go out to the football field and relive the glory days.
Dan himself has mentioned that Jeff is weird about food sorta like him, he’s just more quiet about it. Oh and more importantly Jeff is a lot more stubborn about it haha.
So let me get this straight. He owned real plates but never used them because he didn't want to wash them, so he used a shoebox instead. So instead of using dirty plates over and over he just used a dirty shoebox over and over. He really is something special.
I like to imagine that he's secretly extremely smart and just taking immense pleasure in being a master troll. SERIOUSLY, who in the hell cooks and tries to eat egg shells?!?!
Joseph rivas dude i have seen you on every video of every piece of music and other people that i like. you and i have the same taste in everything apparently.
Man at some point they have totally forgotten the part where this is about a dude eating out of a shoe box despite having plates to save money LMAO.. and they are so far in that all logic has been lost to the point of no return. Im so glad I heard this.
"I couldnt buy paper plates because they were too expensive" WHAT!?!?!? PAPER PLATES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE?!?!?! The whole thing is fucked but the fact that he even needed to use the box out of expense issues is just as fucking crazy as using the box itself -____-
Dan Rykert has the balls to admit how the world actually lives. I've never eaten cheese-dogs out of a rancid, greasy shoe box, but I have been a drunk mess that's incapable of self care.
God bless this man.
Just an incredible human being.
human bean
I miss Dan already
It's funny when Dan starts telling his weird I'm-no-better-than-a-hobo stories, Jeff always finds this little part of himself that wants to compete. It's barely a thing, but Jeff will always throw out these little, '... I could eat a whole Taco Bell menu too..." bombs every so often. It's like he knows that he's grown past that, but there's still that part who wants to put the jersey back on and go out to the football field and relive the glory days.
I have never noticed that before, but I completely agree with you.
Dan himself has mentioned that Jeff is weird about food sorta like him, he’s just more quiet about it. Oh and more importantly Jeff is a lot more stubborn about it haha.
No he is intentionally trying to make Dan feel comfortable with sharing more and more like saying "go on..." To draw him out
So let me get this straight. He owned real plates but never used them because he didn't want to wash them, so he used a shoebox instead. So instead of using dirty plates over and over he just used a dirty shoebox over and over.
He really is something special.
My mom when hearing this. "Is he stupid?"
this was when jeff was still attempting to rationalize Dan
He's the hero we all need, but don't deserve
I fucking love Dan. I'm not ashamed to say that I probably relate to him the more than any other giant bomber.
my favorite part of this is when dan says "I'm not a picky guy"
I like to imagine that he's secretly extremely smart and just taking immense pleasure in being a master troll. SERIOUSLY, who in the hell cooks and tries to eat egg shells?!?!
Because he's that dumb and he KNOWS he's that dumb
I'll miss him on the Bombcast.
hes on the beastcast
beastcast... BEASTCAST
MAYBE IT'S A BEAST
MAYBE IT'S A CAST NOW
BEASTCAST
@@SHADOSTRYKR :( not anymore.
WELL GUESS WHAT!
Seriously, a remarkable dude.
My god I've heard all of these at the time, still amazing
Dan Ryckert is a gem of a man.
I like when he said "I'm not picky"
"I'm not a picky guy" *Slams back the bottle harder.*
I think Dan is a time traveler from the idiocracy future.
Is...is Dan even human?
Somehow he's the most human.
Joseph rivas dude i have seen you on every video of every piece of music and other people that i like. you and i have the same taste in everything apparently.
Nomtaro i hear this from a lot of people, I never realized I comment so much.
Joseph rivas welp, carry on with the good taste! i'll see you around on some folk punk videos probably :)
As someone who has (many times) microwaved a cheese dog on a paper towel, can CONFIRM they do not roll.
w/o Dan there would be no Metal Gear Scanlon the best premium content for Giant Bomb
The real story in these clips is Brad's slow decent into madness.
I'm sad you missed the star wars tornado story
Dan is like what if Forrest Gump from the movie, or the guys from Always Sunny, were a real person
why do i not remember that first story?!? guys, what if Dan's story burned a hole in my memory?
Man at some point they have totally forgotten the part where this is about a dude eating out of a shoe box despite having plates to save money LMAO.. and they are so far in that all logic has been lost to the point of no return. Im so glad I heard this.
I was laughing so hard at the egg whites story.
hearing this makes me want to go get a shoe box.
Anyone have the link to that story he told about a turd in a pringles tube.
How is Dan still alive.
Just listening to this should give anyone the power who wants to work in the video games industry that it's clearly possible... Jesus Christ, Dan :/
Dan has a rare extremely entertaining personality though.
hey are you gonna do anymore shuffling videos?
Hopefully one day. I basically lost all my muscle from taking hormones.
Nyx Iron You can do it! I believe in you!
What's a shuffling video?
That glasses story still makes me angry every time...
Yeah i remeber him telling that story in the Game Informer days boggles my mind
AHHHHHH. IT GETS EVEN DUMBER FROM THERE ... HOW DO YOU COOK FIVE FUCKING EGG SHELLS!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
I have also eaten off of cardboard
Ugh... This sounds like something I would do. -_-
what the what?!
"I couldnt buy paper plates because they were too expensive" WHAT!?!?!? PAPER PLATES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE?!?!?!
The whole thing is fucked but the fact that he even needed to use the box out of expense issues is just as fucking crazy as using the box itself -____-
what the hell is dan's problem
Jesus Christ Dan.....
White privilege Dan.