Dan is so full of chemicals that his corpse won't be biodegradable. Thousands of years from now, the planet will be covered by plastic bottles, with Dan's body nestled among them.
Honestly you could write a terminator style time travel movie where in the future Dans DNA is the key to saving humanity from its global warming and pollution dystopia
16:26 There's something about when Drew goes "I can go from 0 to have eaten breakfast in 15 minutes" followed by Alex saying "I didn't even know that was on the speedometer" that absolutely kills me.
*I was getting more open with food so I tried a Big Mac.* What a wayward culinary traveler, stepping out of his comfort zone of trash to try adjacent trash.
I'm surprised they don't bring up Miller's Burgers from MGSV, where they talk about how it doesn't matter how good your ingredients is when you can engineer fast food to hit all the right receptors on your tongue.
On any given podcast appearance my appraisal of Dan can go from "He's funny and innocent," to "His virulent stupidity is more painful to be subjected to than dropping my nuts into a fire ant colony."
a while ago, because of my job/schedule, i lived on nothing but taco bell for about 2 years...and im still fine with the stuff. i love taco bell. i would absolutely take the 5 years.
I had Taco Bell for the very first time a few weeks ago(there aren't many here in the UK) and it was legit the saltiest thing I have ever eaten by a country mile.
when your high,taco bell is god... but when your sober,you feel shitty,and disgusting eating it... also,i dont know why,but those 5 layer burrito things(last time i ate one was 2014) always gave me fucking meat sweats... for some reason.. i felt like hell lol
There was a vice video on a kid who ate nothing but Velveeta Shells and cheese for 17 years. It would probabally be better to eat Taco Bell for 5 years.
Also their meat is not allowed to be called meat because of the amount of fillers vs. Actual meat. It's something like 35% meat to 65%fillers. That's pretty fucking rough.
Dan is so full of chemicals that his corpse won't be biodegradable. Thousands of years from now, the planet will be covered by plastic bottles, with Dan's body nestled among them.
Honestly you could write a terminator style time travel movie where in the future Dans DNA is the key to saving humanity from its global warming and pollution dystopia
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Vinny is this rational, benevolent saint wandering among monsters.
Vinny is the biggest monster of them all lol
"You're just Vince Carvell now" is a banger
TheSpooky Lol Austin was great, glad he still pops in on videos now and then.
"Most people don't have fire sauce at the ready, I do." Never change, Ryckert.
"If you don't like that more than your Taco Bell, I am puttin' you in the fuckin' dirt, man" - Alex Navarro
agreed. Taquerias are the best.
I would rather eat the new Taco Bell grilled cheese burrito than some small boring taco from a taco stand.
@@dxgod925 thats like saying burger stores are the best. Taqueria covers a spectrum from dogshit to great cuisine.
@@PeterTeal77 very true
"I've never successfully eaten a taco," is one of my favourite quotes ever.
16:26
There's something about when Drew goes "I can go from 0 to have eaten breakfast in 15 minutes" followed by Alex saying "I didn't even know that was on the speedometer" that absolutely kills me.
Vinny Caravella and Dan Ryckert are seriously divine blessings.
I listen to this at least once a year. God bless Vinny Caravella.
"I can go from 0 to have eaten breakfast in 15 minutes."
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Also Jeff's amazement at that. Lol.
*I was getting more open with food so I tried a Big Mac.*
What a wayward culinary traveler, stepping out of his comfort zone of trash to try adjacent trash.
"There's plenty of variety at Taco Bell so you can have something different every day."
Me in 2021: Q_Q I miss the before-times
If I may say this is one of the most glorious thumbnails in the history of thumbnails.
Dan “Taco “Hasn’t Successfully Eaten A Taco” Bell” Ryckert
"fourthmeal is in there too"
expertly done
How much food was $16 at Taco Bell in 2015? Cause you aren't getting much for $16 in 2022...
I'm surprised they don't bring up Miller's Burgers from MGSV, where they talk about how it doesn't matter how good your ingredients is when you can engineer fast food to hit all the right receptors on your tongue.
I loved that little side-story. Miller couldn't reach the impossible standards of a fussy old man's nostalgia, so he turned to the culinary Dark Side.
My favorite moment in bombcast history.
“Halfway through the bag I felt like I was going to be sick, but other than that they were good.”
Dan Ryckert Vs The World.
The fact that that Vinny left for the Shaolin before Dan got to GB west is a real shame.
“Evil is often delicious”. -Jeff Gerstmann, speakin’ the truth, 2015
I love that by the end of this conversation, it almost sounds like they're starting to come around.
Breakfast does not suck at taco bell. You take that back Dan Rykert.
On any given podcast appearance my appraisal of Dan can go from "He's funny and innocent," to "His virulent stupidity is more painful to be subjected to than dropping my nuts into a fire ant colony."
I'm reminded so much of Ryan trying to gross out Vinny.... but Dan takes this to a whole new level. The mission? really? wow, there's no hope
I would do the Taco Bell thing for 5 years for like 100,000 dollars. But not just to be able to go there in the future.
I would meed.more. that 100k would cover the medical bills
a while ago, because of my job/schedule, i lived on nothing but taco bell for about 2 years...and im still fine with the stuff. i love taco bell. i would absolutely take the 5 years.
I had Taco Bell for the very first time a few weeks ago(there aren't many here in the UK) and it was legit the saltiest thing I have ever eaten by a country mile.
Now you.know. never eat again 😂
I'm with Dan, hard tacos are an insane invention, that's not a "taco," that's an exercise in dexterity and patience.
when your high,taco bell is god... but when your sober,you feel shitty,and disgusting eating it... also,i dont know why,but those 5 layer burrito things(last time i ate one was 2014) always gave me fucking meat sweats... for some reason.. i felt like hell lol
God damn this podcast....
+Kamodomon I think you mean "God Bless This Podcast".
Men in their 40's who don't know how to cook for themselves.
This is what the US breeds
forshadow his wedding
Where is this picture from?
this is before NewDan
The weirdest part about this conversation to me is that Vinny thinks lunch is 3 hours after breakfast.
Triple layer nachos are great. Get extra red sauce on em.
Good thing Dan and Alex live an entire continent apart. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure the latter would have horribly murdered the former by now.
Luckily, Dan is going to GBEast
It's only a matter of time now. RIP Future Dan.
I think they went 6 weeks before their first major dispute over skittles.
@@Overflight01 Good news, there is a NewDan tm who has gone as far as "hearing about salads" Alex may survive Dan yet.
There was a vice video on a kid who ate nothing but Velveeta Shells and cheese for 17 years. It would probabally be better to eat Taco Bell for 5 years.
The chicken quesadilla is clutch.
The chicken quesadilla is still clutch.
Still clutch?
@@velvetrevision You're god damn right.
Wtf is clutch? I have one on my civic
Maybe it's for the best that Dan left too the WWE.
The Whoppburitto
The most American thing.
how do people have such a bias against taco bell?
Also their meat is not allowed to be called meat because of the amount of fillers vs. Actual meat. It's something like 35% meat to 65%fillers. That's pretty fucking rough.
GOD DANNIT
Dan and Jeff are signs of a cultural decay
This was practically 25 minutes of talking about fast food. 25 minutes of insanity nobody should be involved with.