What's funnier is that this was on the DS (yes, really) and Phoenix Games consist of six people, one of which was this narrator. Who? I dunno. They're all anonymous and who is surprised by that?
"He promised to stop being naughty and go to school. He's such a good puppet" I don't know but that line just almost sounds like it's trying to say something.
So according to the narrator, the moral of this story is literally: "Sometimes kids are good, and sometimes they're bad. .....That's it. Nothing you can do."
I still think that Peter Pan is the worst one. At least here, the narrator emotes more and tries to change his voice depending on which character is speaking.
I still can't even believe the narrator in the Peter Pan one. It's like... he was some illiterate guy they found on the street and taught him to read _specifically_ to make him do this.
That line at about 5:00, pretty sure they're singing, "They'll be dreaming of your adventures." Could be wrong but that's what I heard. Makes a bit more sense? I guess...?
Devin Sloane I think it's more like "Tell the children of your adventures", whatever that means. Seriously, their english is even worse than mine, and that's a hell of an achievement.
I think the singers aren't changing syllables at the same time, and that makes it much harder to understand. If I had to guess, I'd say it was "They'll be dreaming on your adventures"-- yes, "on". I'm with Caddy, I don't think English was their first language.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 They could have developed it to have odd inflections and pronunciation. But if they had that kind of talent I doubt they would be making garbage like this.
I thank Caddy for bringing Pheonix Games into the lime light. I've known about them for 8+ years, so its nice to see this uncanny bullshit being shown to everyone.
Lightning Shy I feel like all of Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures' "masterpieces" are just one big composition of the graffiti drawn in the bathroom stalls of a mental ward
And you also forget the part where he is almost mauled by a dog but manages to throw it off a cliff and into the sea, then takes pity on it and drags it back on land before getting captured by a merman who wants to fry and eat him, but luckily the dog pays him back by literally snatching him from the frying pan and carrying him away.
Lucas Bradley But....they're the same program. It's like how Lion and the King and Son of the Lion King are the same exact movie, just on different consoles.
So I think at the "there'lll be children on your adventures" bit, they were actually saying "They'll be dreaming of your adventures", but maybe that's just my hearing.
So, I normally don't comment on videos, but I have to say thanks Caddi for making me laugh, especially as someone who suffers heavily from depression being able to laugh even for a while is a godsend.
He's fine. He has yet to even try to see the *Animal Soccor World* that he briefly mentioned in the Dalmations 3 review. And if you don't know about that one, watch Tennings review of it, and realize afterwards he didn't even cover half of whats wrong with it.
Believe it or not, this game and the other non-Dingo games actually came from a Polish series of CDs called CD-Romek. These had a learn English game which was not in the PS2 versions.
Jordanadventure1 Phoenix Games at least ACTUALLY made real games like street warrior, london cab challenge and white van racer as mentioned by james in dalmatians 3. But...........THOSE F******KERS KNOWN AS BLAST! F******KING ENTERTAINMENT! ARE THE ONLY REAL AND TRUE LJN SUCCESSOR'S ON THE PLAYSTATION 2!!!!!!!! CADDY SHOULD DO VIDEOS ON MANY OF THEIR SHIT LIKE BEVERY HILLS COP OR HOME ALONE OR DR DOLITTLE OR MANY OF THEIR SHITY TV SHOW GAMES!!!!!!!!!
"I don't have a physical copy of this game" Okay I know this game isn't available for digital purchase So I guess Caddicarus just pirated a game on the show
I am 102.5% convinced that this Narrator isn't allowed anywhere near children.
"Oh, hi obi wan. What part of FIFTEEN FEET AWAY don't you understand"
I am 100% convinced that this narrator was beaten in prison
103D Percent
He sounds high
What's funnier is that this was on the DS (yes, really) and Phoenix Games consist of six people, one of which was this narrator. Who? I dunno. They're all anonymous and who is surprised by that?
"Shame on you young Pinocchio, it's not okay to mock your daddy-o"
I heard "What a lark to mock your daddy-o"
Toys are beatniks confirmed
I was wondering what the toys were singing. I heard "Shame on you young Pinocchio. What a laugh to muck your dirty-o".
Didn't know this game was made in the 90's
shame on you young pinocchio better lock 'em up your daddio
"He promised to stop being naughty and go to school. He's such a good puppet"
I don't know but that line just almost sounds like it's trying to say something.
It makes me feel like I need a shower. 😖
Wow
We're all puppets to the _system,_ man.
I feel unclean
Filfthy
“Oh, Now I’m turning donkey.”
English! Too much hard for you? Go on school.
He’s turning donkey
He makes the doge look like a professional grammarian
Right are you are! You intelligent and you smart for because you better English the I’ll ever me with i have.
So according to the narrator, the moral of this story is literally:
"Sometimes kids are good, and sometimes they're bad.
.....That's it. Nothing you can do."
Probably the most relatable moral in the game.
I mean...that's just how it is?
Not really a moral though...
BE GOOD OR YOULL GO DONKEY AND GET TURNT TO DRUM!
That moral is stupider than the people who made this game.
@@1112-m6p The moral is to just accept it.
It will be over soon....
anyone notice how Jimminy Cricket just... isn't in this? Even though he's on the box?
The Earth Hat Cricket ghost.
He's lucky
To be fair Cruella De Vil is on the cover for the 101 Dalmatians game but she isn't in it.
Maybe he escaped this horrible game before it's release
It's because the weird robot/toy things replace him.
*no don't run off pinochiiiiIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU*
*Here you little D I B B L E give my wig back*
Dumdum McStupid i think he said devil
Hawkeyefan 1845 nah *d i b b l e*
🤡
👕
👖
👟
Grapple Granfletopps what
But. I. Must. Go. To. School.
another robot
Maybe. I. Will. Go. And. Play!
Law school?
Wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong,wrong
“Honk”
“The director appeared in the theater! He was so huge and fierce!”
8:58
“It’s our Pinocchioooooo! Helloooooo, brotheeerrr!”
“What is it with this guuuyyy and making every other wooorrrd extra loooOOONG?”
"It looks the same as it always does."
*Shame on you young Caddy-o, not allowed to mock Miss Mackay-o!*
aH DOn't runoff *pinOCCHIOOOOO*
Brexit: **exists**
EU: *aH DOn't run off U Keeeeeeeeei!!!*
“There’ll be children on your adventures”
CALL THE POLICE
FBI OPEN UP
*guns blazing*
@Thi_Usi can it
already 30 seconds into this cartoon and I feel phukkin sick!
@@marakarthegreat *Okay girls and boiiiis*
Alternative line from Danny Phantom: I'm going DONKEY
@redloiyu654jay Is that like a centaur but not as impressive?
“Wait, wrong line. Let me try again... I’m going GHOST! Yes, that’s it.”
@@NCTStudio *Danny gets shot and dies lmao*
Outside, you hear something, but what? As it gets closer, you realize what it is. Deep, ghostly, almost otherworldly.
HEE-HAW
@redloiyu654jay HELP MY NOSE IS GROWING!
It's a Phoenix game, BUT WITH SHAAAAHKS
Sharknado 80 by Pheonix Games.
But when are we getting Animal Soccer World or White Van Racer?
BUT WITH SHARXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
THEN I SEE A SHAHKIE, HOPE MAH DADDAE SAVES ME
And TUUUHNEN DUUUNKEEEEH
Ok girls and boys
No, you said it wrong, it’s ok gurls and boiiiiiiis!
Psychokinetic Rocky oh fucc ur right
Ok girls and boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
oKaY gIrLs and bOOOIiiIIIiiIiisss
nOOo, DOn't run off PinocchiooOOOOOO
hello girls and B O I I I I I I I I I I I S S S S S S S
Jimblesgaming which one is you?
Jimblesgaming your profile picture suits the comment
Do you gotta blast?
M Y G O I S A N D B O I S
ooooh! ooh! I... I gotta blast! OOOOOH! AHHHH! MMMMM! MMMMM!
I still think that Peter Pan is the worst one. At least here, the narrator emotes more and tries to change his voice depending on which character is speaking.
Cure Hana Yeah true. It probably goes worst to best;
Peter Pan, Pinocchio, 101 Dalmatians, Cinderella. At least in my opinion.
*Snow White
Chay Cortright Gotta love that cat who brokes his neck
Cure Hana they probably kidnapped him & forced him to do the voice over
I still can't even believe the narrator in the Peter Pan one. It's like... he was some illiterate guy they found on the street and taught him to read _specifically_ to make him do this.
Don't you just hate it when you "turn donkey" and then get eaten by a "sharky"?
I'm a "little dibble" and I hate those two equally.
I am just here to see what will happen to "ma daddeh".
What _is_ it with this
*guyyyyy*
and making every other
*wooord*
extra
*looong?!*
iteachvader *cries*
iteachvader Never thought I’d see you here.
iteachvader My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
It's you!
Okay girls and boyyys!
I guess you can say that the voice acting was pretty...... WOODEN.
(Yes i know it's terrible)
Ha!...Ha!...Ha!...Ha!...
Okay, girlllssss and boysssss!
BUT, AI, MUST, GO, SKUL
*rimshot*
White Wolf That was bad, and you should feel bad. 🤣
"Oh no I'm turning donkey"
yes
Now I see a sharkie!
Rio omg why XD
"HOH"
-Pinocchio, after turning donkey
*O K G I R L S A N D B O Y S*
Maybe the reason why Pinocchio comes back, is because he realises he's.... GOTTA BELIEVE!!!!
Xstar 360 parapp-io.
don't.
SellaRose. Do. :)
Just like Naruto
Xstar 360 Pocchi Nocchi?
That line at about 5:00, pretty sure they're singing, "They'll be dreaming of your adventures." Could be wrong but that's what I heard. Makes a bit more sense? I guess...?
I consistently hear "Tell the Truman of your Avengers".
That'd be a hell of a crossover
Devin Sloane I think it's more like "Tell the children of your adventures", whatever that means. Seriously, their english is even worse than mine, and that's a hell of an achievement.
Also, did Jepetto say "Sex for gold" at 6:17? Or is it just me being a dirty perv?
I think the singers aren't changing syllables at the same time, and that makes it much harder to understand. If I had to guess, I'd say it was "They'll be dreaming on your adventures"-- yes, "on". I'm with Caddy, I don't think English was their first language.
WickedParanoid he said "search for gold"
Oh, lovely Caddy video.
But. I. Must. Go. To. School.
or else you turn into a donkey..
sofias. orange don't u mean "Turning donkey!"
you turn into donkey if you go to school
new cristian habean Yes
Maybe I. Will. Go. And. Play.
Pinocchio: "I'll always be a puppet, and puppets are the most."
Also Pinocchio: a real boy.
it really sounds like he's saying "Foreplay, girls and boys!"
I knew I couldn't have been the only one who heard that
Accurate.
"There'll be children on your adventures "
Paedonoccchio.
"Foul play, girls and boys!"
The other puppets recognizing Pinocchio was in the original story... and it madr just as much sense then
Puppet hive mind! Don your tinfoil hats! Illuminate! Puppet illuminate!
In the original, is waved off as ALL of them being living puppet
Could all be from the same tree.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269
...
Puppinati
"Oh, now I'm turning donkey." 12:03
They didn't even try.
Dont think we needed telling that
3 Nasty criminals? *IT'S AN ENEMY STAND!*
*STANDO!!!*
*T H E R E ‘ S*
_O N L Y_
2️⃣
One of them is just a fly
painto ita blacku (paint it black aka my stand oc said in a heavy Japanese accent) za warudo (copies time stop)
Maybe it’s a wave battle? You defeat the first two enemies, and then the slightly more powerful enemy pops up.
Now every time I put my stuff in my locker I sing
“Shame on you, Pinocchio, you disobeyed your Daddyo”
Back to Menu
Next
*N E X T*
*B A C K T O M E N U*
Akko Kagari back to menu back to menu back to menu back to menu back to menu
Akko Kagari lol i remembered you from that sabrespark video! XD
So, now Pinocchio is the worst phoenix game? They just keep getting worse and worse, don't they?
MrAsav There is pochahantas.
And Mighty Mulan.
I mean, they made yee, so
MrAsav And let's not forget The Lion And The King
MrAsav at this point, Caddy should just give Phoenix Games a rest.
His face during "wake, Pinocchio, wake up. It's time to tel your story" pops into my head at least once a day
6:07 love when he breaks down laughing during a joke.
12:18
The face of Geppetto on top of Pinocchio is just wrong.
Santy Ar is anything about this whole thing right ?
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 The Part with Pinnicho Hanging from A Tree is correct
*hits blunt: "WOULD PINOCCHIOS NOSE GROW IF HE SAID IT WOULD GROW?" 😵
Well... I mean... uhh... universal collapse. That's the only option. Universal heat death.
Haroon B Ooh! What do I win? Is it a toaster? Please tell me it's a toaster!
Haroon B He'll just explode after that mindfuck
No because he's human now.
Problem solved.
Haroon B ...*mah head asplode*
Man, Phoenix just never dies, does it?
...Oh.
No it seems Dingo and Phoenix haven't made a movie in years, so it's safe to assume they they got sued.
This Phoenix rises from the asses.
Genin99 they went bankrupt
Palo Alto Plato amazing
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
Are we sure that the narrator is an actual person and not a text-to-speech program?
Jofe_co A text to speech would know how to pronounce boys. And Pinocchio. And would probably emote better.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 They could have developed it to have odd inflections and pronunciation. But if they had that kind of talent I doubt they would be making garbage like this.
@@ericbeilmann3649 you think they could develop a text to speech when they cant develop a non interactive video game?
Yes, we're sure. You can't make a TTS program sound this much like a child violator.
you making yourself laugh is honestly adorable
uwu
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Quote of the Year: "Okay girls and boiiiiis"
Did the animator have a fatal heart attack? We need this to END!
Bonus points for Monty Python!
Angel Dust Ah yes, another _Angle Doost_
7:02 No don't run off PinocchioooOOOOOOO!
this is the highlight of my week, thank you Caddy 😂
"OOOKAY GIRLS AND BOYYYYSSSSS"
Here are the time stands. 5:18 5:43
3:18 I always found this song better than "When You Wish Upon A Star"
1:20
Two seconds in, and he's already screaming.
We're in for a good time, aren't we?
9:01 i laughed for 5 minutes staight....that was too much wasn't ?
well i don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
Hellllllo boooois and girlllllllllllles
*straight
Oh god. When I read Phoenix games I knew that we're in for an interesting experience.
same, i clicked on the vid so fast omg
I thank Caddy for bringing Pheonix Games into the lime light. I've known about them for 8+ years, so its nice to see this uncanny bullshit being shown to everyone.
Oh no. Pheniox Games.
This oughta be good.
Blackiecomics "Pheniox"
Blackiecomics Fontizoxiz gaemz.
my country had translation for these games and voice actors were 10 times better than original :D It's actually playable and fun
NO. NO. NO IT ISN'T PLAYABLE AND NO IT ISN'T FUN.
doctorletsplay .....are you ok, mate??
4:04
Thanks, Caddy. Now I can never look at Pinocchio the same way again.
*"YES,* the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
Not all problems can be solved like they can in Monty Python, I fear...
My sister walked in on me at 5:00, I just turned my head and said "Welcome to Hell."
Turns head 180 degrees clockwise
*WELCOME TO HELL*
Turns head another 180 degrees further back to the video
Lightning Shy I feel like all of Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures' "masterpieces" are just one big composition of the graffiti drawn in the bathroom stalls of a mental ward
Looool
Cat Santos perhaps the patients of the ward were passing around some real strong shit (if you know what I mean)
I have been waiting for this episode for to long
TSP your profile pic matches your statement
eg
eggg
egggg
too*
You seemed to genuinely enjoy working on this episode - it's a great one!
And you also forget the part where he is almost mauled by a dog but manages to throw it off a cliff and into the sea, then takes pity on it and drags it back on land before getting captured by a merman who wants to fry and eat him, but luckily the dog pays him back by literally snatching him from the frying pan and carrying him away.
And also the part in which Pinocchio gets hanged by the cat and the fox.
@@gasterthemaster6490 good thing Honest John and Gideon forgot that he’s a marionette. Getting hung by a string is to be expected.
9:36
“Something incredible happened.”
**zzzzzip**
Caddy, if you want a Phoenix Game, you should review...
LONDON CAB CHALLENGE
Jake Sharratt London cab challenge?
London cab challenge.
Waaaat?
9:56 I love this part lol...X'D
There's only two.....there's two....there's one....two...th...THERE'S ONLY TWO!
There arguably were 3 criminals, the fox is a stand user.
Wilfred Cthulu This must be the work OF AN ENEMY STANDU!
Something something JoJo
Wilfred Cthulu JOJOOOO
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??
Pinnochio houses the requiem arrow, the fox and the cat were hired by Diavolo.
"No! Don't run off, PinocchioooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
No, don't sign off *_CaddicarUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-_*
You should do Phoenix version of Pocahontas!
They made a Pocahontas? I dread to think what that's like.............
Most of the animals are soooooo stupid hehehe
They also made Mulan, Hercules, and even Dalmations 1 and 2 for PS1. And yes, there's even a Dalmations 4 for the Nintendo Wii.
Ah yes, Wabuu's Origin Story.
Lucas Bradley But....they're the same program. It's like how Lion and the King and Son of the Lion King are the same exact movie, just on different consoles.
OH GOD THAT'S WHY TENNINGS NEVER UPDATES, CADDY SHOT HIM
:( tennings will be missed
Monty Python works everywhere
NIIIIH!!
On a second thought, let’s not watch Phoenix’s Pinocchio, it’s a rather silly film.
So I think at the "there'lll be children on your adventures" bit, they were actually saying "They'll be dreaming of your adventures", but maybe that's just my hearing.
12:24 Did he say "Daddy caught me talking to a post"
"Someone looked at this and said *YES* ." ded.
"Human beings looked at this and said, "YEEEEES! YEEEEEES!"
4:50 Children are sweet when theyre dead.
Boss : Yo wanna be a Lady Fairy?
Narrator for Phoenix games: Is she cute?
Boss: Naw
Narrator: Got this
😧😧😧😧😂😂😂
oooohh
@@arthurluna6189 The Blue Fairy is really Creepy in this Movie
11:09 never fails to make me laugh
I thought at 5:05 it said "You'll be triggered on your adventures!"
jesus fucking christ
gillythekid I know
hello gilly i didnt expect you
gillythekid Understatement
O my god
gillythekid Ok girls and boiiiiiiiiis.
So, I normally don't comment on videos, but I have to say thanks Caddi for making me laugh, especially as someone who suffers heavily from depression being able to laugh even for a while is a godsend.
I think that Caddicarus broke, guys.
He's fine.
He has yet to even try to see the *Animal Soccor World* that he briefly mentioned in the Dalmations 3 review.
And if you don't know about that one, watch Tennings review of it, and realize afterwards he didn't even cover half of whats wrong with it.
TheRoflcer * dramatically takes off glasses* My God......
Maybe he's saving it for a special event of some sort?
Tectiva CADDY MACHINE BROKE
TheRoflcer I agree, 100,000,000,000%!!💯‼️
Caddy Daddy *NEEDS* to do Animal Soccer World for his sadistic fans like us!!
🦁⚽️🙈🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽😈😈
6:35 oh yeah?! O B A M A
12:21- "Daddy could be talking to a post", why
Phoenix games apparently has 3 animation studios...
I know Dalmations is Dingo Pictures, but IDK the other two.
How? How did this happen?
Somebody was collecting on the animation studios' mob debts I'm guessing.
Believe it or not, this game and the other non-Dingo games actually came from a Polish series of CDs called CD-Romek. These had a learn English game which was not in the PS2 versions.
Gilby 1385 Woah, that’s a cool piece of information! Now I’m wondering when they decided to dub it, and who’s the VA.
@@Gilby1385 That's interesting, never thought I would see you here.
@@71.218-westshed Never expected to see you here, either.
I got the feel that phoenix games is the LJN of ps2 era.
Jordanadventure1 LJN LJN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ATLEAST LJN MADE OKAY GAMES
Suggestion Guy avgn tells them laughing junkin numbnuts for something. But yeah. Somehow phoenix games do worst. And its LJN
At least LJN made GAMES.
Jordanadventure1 Phoenix Games at least ACTUALLY made real games like street warrior, london cab challenge and white van racer as mentioned by james in dalmatians 3.
But...........THOSE F******KERS KNOWN AS BLAST! F******KING ENTERTAINMENT!
ARE THE ONLY REAL AND TRUE LJN SUCCESSOR'S ON THE PLAYSTATION 2!!!!!!!!
CADDY SHOULD DO VIDEOS ON MANY OF THEIR SHIT LIKE BEVERY HILLS COP OR HOME ALONE OR DR DOLITTLE OR MANY OF THEIR SHITY TV SHOW GAMES!!!!!!!!!
At least LJN made actual games. And there are a few that were decent.
Holy shit at 10:13 I thought that was Pinocchio's voice actor for a second
"Hey, don't run off Pinocchioooooooo"
Geppetto,1899
10:59 me when my credit card information have been stolen by another man
6:00 This is the quality content that i am subscribed to this channel for.
Caddy, this is by far the funniest script. It literally wrote itself. Kudos.
11:49 He does say "i'm gonna just show it you" right?
oh now i'm turning donkey
12:34 When me and the bois finished the presentation
12:12 I see a sharky
The 'daddy-o' part legitimately made me cry.
9:29 I haven't had a good laugh like that in a while! Love your videos Caddy!
CADDY DADDY , Can you please do cash banooka twinsanity ? please and thank you
Faisal Plays he'll probably do it later, cause he said that he's done with Crash for now
Cash Banooca Two Seventy
He's doing a Crash bandicoot month later. He's most likely going to talk about it there.
help me HA
Faisal Plays Soon, my child
11:57 caddie that’s piconjo from new grounds
5:09 I'm pretty sure they sang "Tell the children of your adventures".
This is my comment, I'll type it now. (Love you Caddy!)
*JEALOUS*
Arttrix Mix Lmao
*B a c k t o m e n u*
NEXT!
Caddster loves you too
OH NO I'M TURNING DONKEY
Flying Walrus it's pronounced "DONKEHHH"
Flying Walrus PINGU
@@ninjabluefyre3815 NO IT'S PRONUNCIATIONS PINGUUUUUU!
5:18 Best line in gaming history
EpicZEVEN "gaming"
OK GIRLS AND BOIIIIIIIIIIS
This is one of the best episodes of Caddicarus! I couldn't stop laughing! I died at 7:37
Why yes, I do watch classic Caddicarus videos every year on my birthday just so I can hear him wish me a happy freaking birthday, why do you ask?
"I don't have a physical copy of this game"
Okay
I know this game isn't available for digital purchase
So I guess Caddicarus just pirated a game on the show
OroCrimson 2 Oh no! Now Phoenix Games with their vast resources and intelligent staff will most definitely sue him.
Piracy laws don't apply when talking about Phoenix Games
I think he got the footage from the guy at the end of the video, Tennings.
OroCrimson 2 Pirating a Phoenix game is like stealing garbage from a garbage can. Literally nobody cares.
i think everybody took your comment too seriously.
The Disney movie was also pretty fucked up by kids movie standards
eh , its pretty light compared to the original story
Two words: Pleasure Island.
five words: Lampwick turning into a donkey.
Walter Comunello that's true.
@@foxtoons1999 He's turning donkey!
GREAT MORE NIGHTMARES!!!!!
THANKS CADDY!!!!!!
All in a day's work
Ironic you mention that, seeing as how the opening narration talks about magical things and lovely stories being the subject of every dream ever made.
4:33 It's nice to see the AI behind Rocketship day got updated.
I wonder if Caddy has ever auditioned to be the next Micromachines Guy. Dude speaks like a tobacco auctioneer.