This song is like Sburban Jungle if your house was already on fire and you're 10 minutes late into entering the medium but for whatever reason the meteor didnt completely kill you
You're doing 90 down a crumbling highway bridge with a laptop in the passenger seat, wi-fi hotspot in the cup holder, and alchemy setup in a rusty trailer. You're running out of data for the month and the road is full of potholes created by the small fragments of your house and garden raining down around you.
WAIT DO I STICK THE CARD IN THE ALCHEMITER OR THE CRUXTRUDER???? WHAT IN THE RED FIRES CONSUMING MY HOUSE IS A TOTEM LATHE???!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A THING, OF COURSE ITS A THING!!!! AGGGGHHGHGHGHGHghghghghhhhhhh.... *bluh I'm dead...* that would be what would happen if I played sburb with my brother, or anyone.
DO I STICK THE CARD IN THE ALCHEMITER OR THE CRUXTRUDER????? WHAT IN THE RED FIRES CONSUMING MY HOUSE IS A TOTEM LATHE?!?!?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A THING, OF COURSE ITS A THING!!!!! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHhhhh........ *bluh im dead...* this would be what happens if I played sburb. Just kidding I'd totally make.... Totally. Yeah. Obviously. Definitely. 100%. No doubts there. Nope. Not at allllllllllllll.
Baron1170 4 lmao it would be oh the fucking cruxtruder makes colored shit? eh okay *awkwardly looks in the air* EY SERVER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! GIVE ME THE PRE PUNCHED CARD?!
Somehow I missed this song when I was going through the albums I guess I've been recently rereading the comic and I got the "Jam Out" page and realized I've been missing out on this song
-do not hack yourself a copy of sburb -do not enter the medium in a fucking car. how the heck will you get to the first gate if you build on a car?! -do not use the disks that you spilled juice on -a void session with too many void players. i'm surprised you can hear the music at all.
To me, this will always be the trolls enter theme. Like, it's more intense, fitting alternia. And, it's on volume five, which is mainly for act 5. (I think?) But that's just a theory. A game theory
Most likely Imagine not knowing what to do in Sburb and because of that, you accidentally entered a Null session Or is it because of the next song in the album? (I think it was Octoroon Rangoon? idefk)
@invertin I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL. One of the best moments of the intermission right there
+Shoobster Hussie's previous comic, Problem Sleuth, is a lot like the midnight crew, so I recommend it to you and anyone else who likes the Midnight Crew.
@YumilX2 You seem to have missed the point of 'Hard mode', 'Extreme', etc. The point is to make it as difficult as possible. Everything you just listed contradicts that. That would be Easy Mode, and essentially cheating. We want to prototype are sprite with a Sburb Server Disc, not a blind, deaf, armless, legless, stupid hamster/mouse/kitten/puppy/baby/somethingelsenon-threatening.
@dajnmonkey That's what I'm saying. She's already in sburb, but not in the medium yet. You said sburb preparation as in "loading screen" or something like that.
me three years ago: man i wanna like this song but idk the dave strider beats tend to be just too beat-heavy and cliche for me :// me now, addicted to beatcore: (beating me from three years ago with half a sword)
* Enters the Medium fifteen minutes late with Starbucks. *
now is this Eridan, or John?
If Starbucks is a universal content then it's Eridan
Gotta get that last sip before the world ends
This song is like Sburban Jungle if your house was already on fire and you're 10 minutes late into entering the medium but for whatever reason the meteor didnt completely kill you
yes
yes
all the yes
You're doing 90 down a crumbling highway bridge with a laptop in the passenger seat, wi-fi hotspot in the cup holder, and alchemy setup in a rusty trailer. You're running out of data for the month and the road is full of potholes created by the small fragments of your house and garden raining down around you.
You are in the middle of a tornado. You have a rocket pack to navigate the cyclone. Your alchemy equipment is everywhere. Your 4:13 starts NOW.
You bust out the rocket pack from your sylladex
You are struck by the sudden feeling that you are the luckiest (if not only) bastard alive
~fun fact~
those mouse clicks and junk at the start were originally an accident but i liked how they sounded with everything so i left them in
*nobody has recognized rj in 3 years*
NOBODY RECOGNIZED RJ IN 3 YEARS
Nobody recognized you in three years
Wow sad
hi rj
rj HI RJ thank you for all of your beautiful music!!
"Shit, what was I supposed to do to enter the medium again?" That is this song.
WAIT DO I STICK THE CARD IN THE ALCHEMITER OR THE CRUXTRUDER???? WHAT IN THE RED FIRES CONSUMING MY HOUSE IS A TOTEM LATHE???!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A THING, OF COURSE ITS A THING!!!! AGGGGHHGHGHGHGHghghghghhhhhhh.... *bluh I'm dead...* that would be what would happen if I played sburb with my brother, or anyone.
DO I STICK THE CARD IN THE ALCHEMITER OR THE CRUXTRUDER????? WHAT IN THE RED FIRES CONSUMING MY HOUSE IS A TOTEM LATHE?!?!?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A THING, OF COURSE ITS A THING!!!!! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHhhhh........ *bluh im dead...* this would be what happens if I played sburb. Just kidding I'd totally make.... Totally. Yeah. Obviously. Definitely. 100%. No doubts there. Nope. Not at allllllllllllll.
Baron1170 4 lmao it would be
oh the fucking cruxtruder makes colored shit? eh okay *awkwardly looks in the air* EY SERVER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! GIVE ME THE PRE PUNCHED CARD?!
When you have 20 people to enter in a sburb session
and the first meteor crashes.
This song is horrendously underrated. Much like a lot of the songs not in any flashes.
Lauren Bourque it is in a flash, but good point
@Fishy McFish it isn't in any flash? Maybe they're getting confused with sburban jungle?
@Fishy McFish Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam
Breakcore
@@CaribouGutSludge well i just heard it from the Shut up an Jam flash lol so that's how I found it
(what pumpkin is actually from Jailbreak, but keeps getting referenced because it was, like, the first joke MSPA ever had ever)
Configuration: Aimless
Difficulty Setting: Hard Mode
Prototyping: Dual Pre-Entry
Timer: 413 Seconds
Number of Players: XXX
Play Sburb: Y/N
Yes.
Begin.
I'd like but it's at 69 likes
dead sessions in a nutshell
Somehow I missed this song when I was going through the albums I guess
I've been recently rereading the comic and I got the "Jam Out" page and realized I've been missing out on this song
why does the beginning to this song bang so fucking hard it’s literally just like. breakcore percussion over sburban jungle wtf
Ah, this is so nice and chill-NEVER MIND
oh look its james
Dave, Dirk and Turnatbles: Enter
tempted to use this as a flash in my fanscession
I know that I’m way too late, but, DO IT.
i hope to follow in your footsteps one day.
i may be seven years late but you should and i hope you have
and i plan to as well
i never knew breakcore existed in homestuck
Lmao this song alone is better than anything an actual breakcore artist can produce tbh
You have unlocked NEW GAME PLUS
replay the game with all your weapons and armies of enemies RIGHT FROM THE START
Idk why the 80% of the album isnt in the webcomic :v
idk why 90% of all the songs aren’t in the webcomic
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension idk why 100% of all the songs aren't in the webcomic
idk why 100% of the edits to the albums songs in the webcomic aren't in an official album
*What music?*
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension agreed
How about...
"[S] Dave: Go back in time and prevent -spoiler-'s death."
This is one of those songs that you can never turn up loud enough.
Rose and Dave, shut up and jam!
how are your eardrums 12 years later
You just started some SICK FIRES, BRO.
-do not hack yourself a copy of sburb
-do not enter the medium in a fucking car. how the heck will you get to the first gate if you build on a car?!
-do not use the disks that you spilled juice on
-a void session with too many void players. i'm surprised you can hear the music at all.
this is like if the meteor was really late so you had some time to chill.
Amazing
413/413 would definitely listen to again
What joke? There clearly has not been any jokes and there surely never will be.
sburban jungle ftw
when the meteor approaching is larger than the fucking planet
Yes sir we are literally under attack by planet fucking Jupiter.
*oh snap!*
To me, this will always be the trolls enter theme. Like, it's more intense, fitting alternia. And, it's on volume five, which is mainly for act 5. (I think?) But that's just a theory. A game theory
Am I the only one who hears what sounds like a pool ball at the end? I wonder if that was intentional or not.
Most likely
Imagine not knowing what to do in Sburb and because of that, you accidentally entered a Null session
Or is it because of the next song in the album?
(I think it was Octoroon Rangoon? idefk)
@invertin I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL I HATE TIME TRAVEL. One of the best moments of the intermission right there
I can hear some mouse clicks and a button press at the start.
HUSSIE, MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
what was the old extreme?!
Sburban Jungle.
Beatbrow
in homestuck soundtest there is a song called farewell to the old extreme
and it's a bad remix of sburban jungle reversed. makes sence
Ur mom😎
@@supluxluxlux2041why
Everwinter Ha! Midnight Crew is amazing. Beats all other itremissions we had so far.
+AbbiXIII I don't even like Homestuck, but the Midnight Crew intermission is great.
+Shoobster Hussie's previous comic, Problem Sleuth, is a lot like the midnight crew, so I recommend it to you and anyone else who likes the Midnight Crew.
Sburban Breakcore
I have indeed sees Gamzee looking over the Green/Red-striped Egg.
Aquastuck salusa jungle
Track 1
This fits so well
this reminds me of the music from an old anime mmorpg called luna online... and no not luna plus, but the original luna online... i miss that game ;-;
This had better be used for [S] Dirk: Enter.
hs drip theme
@YumilX2 You seem to have missed the point of 'Hard mode', 'Extreme', etc.
The point is to make it as difficult as possible.
Everything you just listed contradicts that.
That would be Easy Mode, and essentially cheating.
We want to prototype are sprite with a Sburb Server Disc, not a blind, deaf, armless, legless, stupid hamster/mouse/kitten/puppy/baby/somethingelsenon-threatening.
@dajnmonkey That's what I'm saying. She's already in sburb, but not in the medium yet. You said sburb preparation as in "loading screen" or something like that.
wow this is literally breakcore wtf
Theme of 2020
Kernelsprites: Pumpkin and First Guardian
Most likely Jade's SBURB preparation song.
COME ON AND SLAM
@ssw11 NOPE BRO
I'M ALSO FROM THE FUTURE
HER PREP SONG WAS CALLED
"UMBRAL ULTIMATUM"
OR SOME SHIT
IT WAS EPIC BRO
TIME TRAVEL WITH ME SOMETIME, K?
It's a really old post. Don't question it.
I'm questioning this post.
I'm questioning this post
It's been four years and I'm *still* questioning this post
I'm boutta question the post y'all
This post is being called into question.
What's a Cruxite?
Its called a "Crooks? Aight."
Yeah, then you should know what a Kernelsprite is.
Liking the Polish Ambassador vibes. Homestuck really has some great tunes :)
makes me think of animusic and mort garson.
@stopeatingthepizza
Jade's been playing SBURB as Dave's server player, but hasn't actually entered the medium as of this posting.
Jesus crhist, are you still active
What Black King? THERE IS NO, AND WILL NEVER BE, A BLACK KING HERE.
This is what plays when you do SBURB expert mode
48 squiddle session in a nutshell
@Reclaimer077 Eggs, your Oven timer is NOT a time-travel device.
why do i hear the sims in here
same
Because sburb is inspired by sims, according to the huss
*what*
@ssw11 You mean medium entrance song? Because everyone is in sburb now.
I hear Amen Break. I like.
Rooooose retuuuurns.
Hell yes.
Kernelsprite? What Kernelsprite?
@SphereBoxCube Vriska would be so proud
oml this sounds like stress. Having this surround me in a game would fucking stress me out.
@stopeatingthepizza
Oh, right, I thought you meant 'in SBURB' as in, in the medium itself.
Either way, the upcoming flash is going to be epic.
breakcore hs
[s] 8 player session: Enter
...
Have YOU read Homestuck? Do you know the pumpkin joke?
I know this comment is old but... What pumpkin?
why isn't this a flash yet
When Skrillex found Sburban Jungle xDxDXDDD
@SphereBoxCube 2 kids 6 trolls? and Vriska won't even be there to see it.
_yes_
Have you even read Homestuck???
Was this in a flash? DamB I didn’t notice
it was in [s] dave and rose: shut up and jam
dem breakbeats.
@SphereBoxCube At least I'm not the only one with that theory.
Welp, we're boned.
me three years ago: man i wanna like this song but idk the dave strider beats tend to be just too beat-heavy and cliche for me ://
me now, addicted to beatcore: (beating me from three years ago with half a sword)
I think this might be the final flash, I mean who hears the weird glitch at the end?
13,147 views ...SOON.
@elronman 4 kids 4 kids, actually
Low-key breakcore !
i like this even m0re than suburban jungle
@ssw11 B-but... it sounds so... so real...
NOOOOOOO!
@SphereBoxCube HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 11/11/11 UPDATE.
I don't want that
*How it feels to chew 5 Gum*
5 seconds off.