Immediate bird, then AWP, Suppressed Mac, Real knife and M1911 into an unfortunate bird death straight into a reroll into pixel gun. the uncertified army is quivering #itemasylum #roblox
My rng is so bad that my 100% mutation chance in zs give me a spork My rng is so bad that whenever I get real knife in uncertified a bomb spawns and instantly kills me My rng so bad that whenever I get a good load I think I’m dreaming
Finally, it's your only goal to kill me Resets have taught you to memorize my bones You know this is not the first time that I've won This is how I will stop your final plan Blocked now kid come on and try again blocked once more what's the point in this end? Did you really think that's all the will I had oh well if it was then that's just sad blocked once more you aren't killing me now blocked once more you do know you're going down? After all this effort that I've put in Won't be taken out in just one hit It's a beautiful day outside, you know? Such a day that would be ideal to enjoy Preferably with everyone you've befriended Wait, I forgot they were all dead Why is this the path that you have chosen? I don't understand your emotions But to be frank, I don't have the emotions of a killer He told me plenty of things that you have done Falling down to kill all those I love The power that you contain, determination I will take it from you Your resets, make new timelines in our own world Your wrongdoings make everything worse, you see 'Cause an effect all these portals opening We can see what could've happened to you "Space and time shouldn't be messed with", he told me All this hell that you made because of the resets Now I see that you wouldn't have to reset If you weren't such a huge piece of sh!t My bro said he could talk you down from this path But he couldn't see the bloodbath He gave you every chance in the world And if he knew what you'd do, you'd be sent to hell Melting away is what determination does to us But I needed it to survive Standing here with a knife in your grasp You won't ever let go from your clasp Why must you end them? Well, it seems that I have another shot at you I can't screw up my only chance to ensue You will destroy everything that we have built I will try to make you feel all of this guilt. Blocked, now kid, come on and try again Blocked, once more, what's the point in this end? Now I noticed if you really try to win Then I'll still lose against your sin Blocked, once more, I cannot keep this up Blocked, once more, I still can't care enough I just have to push through a little longer Then, at last, I'll have stopped your slaughter Blocked, once more, my end is approaching (he) Blocked, once more, my will begins slacking (can't) Can't afford to lose, so I'll push to the end (last) Even though my limits will bend (now) Blocked, once more, my life is fading (won't) Blocked, once more, my will is breaking (be) I know I can't keep up any longer (surpassed) I can't let the slaughter continue (now) Here at last, someone's only goal to kill me Many resets have made you immune to me But this is not the first time that I have won This is how I will stop your final plan I am losing my mind, I can't continue now I'm sorry, but life is too cruel for us.
ur not allowed to talk abt how bad i am or i’ll eat your collarbone
yes please
some people would pay for that
Why are you so bad at the gaem
Yrou aer so bda at thsi gaem
I’m sorry but.
Diagnosis : Skill Issue
uncertified in private server luck: 0%
uncertified in public:
more like p run vs default run for pr practice
ye i had night reaper+lilynette+master spark with my perfect run settings off lol
fr
My friend: I HATE MY LUCK I AM SO UNLUCKY!!!
Their luck:
3:41 The uncertified roar.
oh hey i was one of the birds, 1sillyAmigato and i just noticed this video lol, anyways epic video!
"bro im not lucky im just good" bro's luck:
This somehow similar to my bird up uncertified (we got bird up item in one reset)
there are two item asylum types:
those who get god luck and suck at playing
and
those who get awful luck and are goated
I also got a lucky uncertified round where we got 4 AWPS AND TWO LILYNETTES
Same server huh. I know I'm in it
THE STREAK WEAPON IS REAL
@@Onepiecefan888 I mean I uploaded a vid about it so you can see if you are in it, the quality is the equivalent to burning garbage tho
EURAAAAAAA
-Bird up scream
kami dummies ready to exploit roblox physics: (you will get fling to void)
@@lenoobxd fr
That is great uncertified but my uncertified has three awp one lily and a master spark and the bird up
It is so chaotic really chaotic
My rng is so bad that my 100% mutation chance in zs give me a spork
My rng is so bad that whenever I get real knife in uncertified a bomb spawns and instantly kills me
My rng so bad that whenever I get a good load I think I’m dreaming
the luckiest i had was a bird up(i was judge), and a lilynette. or a one with 2 lilynettes, 2 real knifes, and a bunch of other stuff
i had a run where we got bird up and 3 awp… that’s right 3
Ahh yes
Good luck but suck as hell
And
The bad luck but dealt most damage
In fact. Players become arrogant when they Bird up. To the point where they think they can handle several kamikaze and soldiers💀
using tilted scale to kill 1 dummy is insane
I'm not even watching the gameplay I'm just reading the chat and getting more mad as they keep getting crazy loadouts
if you reroll items in uncertified you are banned from birding up for 6 months and banned from having good rng forever.
Finally, it's your only goal to kill me
Resets have taught you to memorize my bones
You know this is not the first time that I've won
This is how I will stop your final plan
Blocked now kid come on and try again blocked once more what's the point in this end? Did you really think that's all the will I had oh well if it was then that's just sad blocked once more you aren't killing me now blocked once more you do know you're going down? After all this effort that I've put in Won't be taken out in just one hit It's a beautiful day outside, you know? Such a day that would be ideal to enjoy Preferably with everyone you've befriended Wait, I forgot they were all dead Why is this the path that you have chosen? I don't understand your emotions But to be frank, I don't have the emotions of a killer He told me plenty of things that you have done Falling down to kill all those I love The power that you contain, determination I will take it from you Your resets, make new timelines in our own world Your wrongdoings make everything worse, you see 'Cause an effect all these portals opening We can see what could've happened to you "Space and time shouldn't be messed with", he told me All this hell that you made because of the resets Now I see that you wouldn't have to reset If you weren't such a huge piece of sh!t My bro said he could talk you down from this path But he couldn't see the bloodbath He gave you every chance in the world And if he knew what you'd do, you'd be sent to hell Melting away is what determination does to us But I needed it to survive Standing here with a knife in your grasp You won't ever let go from your clasp Why must you end them? Well, it seems that I have another shot at you I can't screw up my only chance to ensue You will destroy everything that we have built I will try to make you feel all of this guilt. Blocked, now kid, come on and try again Blocked, once more, what's the point in this end? Now I noticed if you really try to win Then I'll still lose against your sin Blocked, once more, I cannot keep this up Blocked, once more, I still can't care enough I just have to push through a little longer Then, at last, I'll have stopped your slaughter Blocked, once more, my end is approaching (he) Blocked, once more, my will begins slacking (can't) Can't afford to lose, so I'll push to the end (last) Even though my limits will bend (now) Blocked, once more, my life is fading (won't) Blocked, once more, my will is breaking (be) I know I can't keep up any longer (surpassed) I can't let the slaughter continue (now) Here at last, someone's only goal to kill me Many resets have made you immune to me But this is not the first time that I have won This is how I will stop your final plan I am losing my mind, I can't continue now I'm sorry, but life is too cruel for us.
Is bro singing a sans Undertale song???
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
*ESC + R + ENTER*
Not if I ban you from internetn1st, so you have nothing to ban with.
@@The_Silly_Goobers_Empire last breath phase 2 lyrics made by bub8les, popular by its 'blocked once more'
two words: T I L T E D S C AL E
WHAT HAPPENED THIS WAS AT 100 VIEWS 2 DAYS AGO
kind of late but blud actually waste 5 lives to bird up 💀💀💀
edit: aint no way bro died while having bird up event 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I REMEMBER THIS ROUND IM VITTO HAIIII
Felllow mobile?
ur bad :trol:
im waiting.
ok
why are you bad at item asylum im sending you to allusions
Absolute dog water
using tilted scale to kill 1 dummy is insane