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Underfell Papyrus uses this from his leftover human skeletons that he forgot to throw out. Trust me, I'm an AU hopper and accidentally went into their torture shed. ~Rachel
@@MeCooper What the geniune hell is wrong with you? You are just making assumptions for people you've never met. He/she just left a nice comment for Jake, because he/she was early, and he would probably see it.
@@holczy0 I genuinely can't decide which ironic thing is the funniest... The fact that you wooshed my joke about everyone in TH-cam comments being terrible... The fact you just did exactly what you're accusing me of doing because of aforementioned woosh... Or the fact that your name is guardian and you're pointlessly white knighting the fk out of this comment thread. *I'm actually impressed.*
Everyone in the boys dorm at church camp shaved part of their leg hair with the same razor to symbolize their brotherhood and that was the most cult like thing I have had the pleasure to experience.
Wow, that spine whip looks pretty neat! I'd be really hesitant to actually use it, even just in the air for fun, because I have serious doubts about its structural integrity and its ability to not just break. Also of course it isn't very flexible compared to a normal whip. Still, that would be an awesome addition to my weird homemade melee weapon collection. I want it.
Indeed it's the joke but we are all embarrassed at how effective it was xD I kept trying to blow it off my phone screen I mean, we're all dipshits but it's absolutely hilarious.
I laughed so hard when I first read the ejaculated Slughorn line. It's from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince, for those who were wondering. Sadly, I don't have the exact page number and line to give out lol
10:10 You can just imagine a Roomba taking down a human, making quick, systematic incisions across their skin, and slurping it up right off their exposed, bleeding flesh.
i am typical wyoming man. I eat 5 skulls for the marrow breakfast thus having enough sustenance to mine diamonds and ride horses, to afford spine whip of course.
Ejaculated was a very common word for "said suddenly and loudly" until recently, and is still found in many many books, books that many authors read and take inspiration from, using it without realizing it's outdated.
it's 3:30 am here and i cant stop laughing at the frog dog because the first thing out of my mouth when i saw that was "Froggo Doggo rests on a loggo" I have no idea why that is so funny to me help XD
9:32 in my country we have a legend about a man who rides a black horse and holds his severed skull in one hand, and a human spine as a whip in the other
One of my most loved/hated concept ever was in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Freddy partially tore out a persons tendons and used them as a puppet and I haven't heard of anything that bad until the spine whips lol
Kaida Moran and Me Cooper ty for the info :) As a child I used to go to abandoned houses/schools so the thought of finding something like this gave me chills 😱 Would be amazing to have for Halloween tho 🎃👻🧙♀️
8:40 * walks into kitchen* Me: DAM IT TATE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE COOKED RICE ON THE BENCH *picks up the baby cockroach and eats it* me: YOU ADDED TO MUCH WATER AS WELL IT JUST BURSTS WITH LIQUED
nobody:
roombas: "Im on my way, im on my way, im on my way to eating your skin!"
I've got love inside my heart
wait no
@@yoinkerman8524 You can't fire me, I quit!
@@couchpugato2179 you can't quit I quit!
You cant quit, you’re a frog!
0:00 Wait til they hear about gold and iron nuggets!
Ashtonsmom1005
r/wooooooosh
@@angishangi2876 don't whoosh me you crack head. I know what he was getting at.
Jeez what happened
Yup
NO CURSED COMMENTS
My mum told me that the tooth fairy makes a castle out of the teeth she collects
Now i just imagine a huge castle made of thousands of teeth
Thats my house!
The tooth fairy is for kids.
...Adults worry about the bone fairy.
@@MeCooper And thats me!
@@nikolas3198 PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY BONES! I AM STILL USING THEM!
@@MeCooper ''ecxept that very long one. Do what you want with it''
9:30 As messed up and disturbing this is. The whip looks pretty amazing.
Underfell Papyrus uses this from his leftover human skeletons that he forgot to throw out. Trust me, I'm an AU hopper and accidentally went into their torture shed.
~Rachel
Underswap! Sans Must have been hard for you.
Yup. I'm still terrorized.
~Rachel
Underswap! Sans Here you go! Hope you feel better! 🌮
Aww thank you. -w-
I really liked the hairy leg art but I really hope he didn't use a toothbrush that he or someone else was actually using to brush their teeth.
At 5:20 anyone else try to get the hair off thinking it was actually on ur screen?
Me
Me...
I saw this on Reddit and fell for it
Me
Me
5:51 that takes place in one of the standard MARIO games. Peach doesn’t get extra lives. That’s why it’s the ultimate punishment, he’s all alone.
8:33
You can imagine yourself stepping on it barefoot while it is happening
The spine whip is a hoax, it's a movie prop from Hercules 2014.
Yeet Yeet Yeet
I guess i will commit
*N O H E A R T B E A T*
roses are red
violets are blue
what even is this comment
wait why's the like button blue?
@@Go.at_ idk bro just ask Joe.
@@Go.at_ Bruh Yuri is such a bofa lmao
Marry, Madlads
@@Go.at_ the fuck is sugma ?
"I kinda want to see a roomba take on a whole human now."
Stop giving the demon at my house ideas ok??
Okay , while im early im just gonna say i love ur channel and ur commentary 💕💕💕
Thank you :)
@@FakeOutReads Don't thank them too quick... If they were late they would have said they hate your channel and commentary.
@@MeCooper i wouldnt do that , i do love them ;_;
@@MeCooper What the geniune hell is wrong with you? You are just making assumptions for people you've never met. He/she just left a nice comment for Jake, because he/she was early, and he would probably see it.
@@holczy0 I genuinely can't decide which ironic thing is the funniest...
The fact that you wooshed my joke about everyone in TH-cam comments being terrible...
The fact you just did exactly what you're accusing me of doing because of aforementioned woosh...
Or the fact that your name is guardian and you're pointlessly white knighting the fk out of this comment thread.
*I'm actually impressed.*
2:41 I'm 15 and have leg hair like that. I think I'll shave them
NO
Shave it into a checkered pattern
@@brendangibson2925 mm yes
Everyone in the boys dorm at church camp shaved part of their leg hair with the same razor to symbolize their brotherhood and that was the most cult like thing I have had the pleasure to experience.
Curly leg hair...
That shit stands out.
7:34 postman: hehe is it a puppy
1:38 I now have a desire to make this into a comic strip and gross people out. Maybe I'll bring a copy to my next dentist's appointment.
7:47, Little shop, little shop of horrors~
ok, now feed me, Seymore.
Semen is only half of the baby.
*THEN WE TAKE IT OUT*
7:19 jake: I know someone will eat this *nervous laughter
Me at 2 a.m: Eating *Cheese* cake
4:18
me, looking at my budgie perched on my laptop's screen: What are you then!?
A robot spy acorrding to birdsarentreal.com
Wow, that spine whip looks pretty neat! I'd be really hesitant to actually use it, even just in the air for fun, because I have serious doubts about its structural integrity and its ability to not just break. Also of course it isn't very flexible compared to a normal whip. Still, that would be an awesome addition to my weird homemade melee weapon collection. I want it.
As a fellow Australian,
I sure do love that square wombat poop.
9:51 no... that’s a froggo doggo
0:11 In the Plastic Texture Pack, the melon slices are square
5:18 Me: try to remove the hair from my screen XD
Jasi:3 Art4ever n o
Me too lmao
That's... the joke...
Indeed it's the joke but we are all embarrassed at how effective it was xD I kept trying to blow it off my phone screen
I mean, we're all dipshits but it's absolutely hilarious.
Same here
Thanks i hate it when I refreshed TH-cam home page and I missed to say
" *FIRST* "
*FIRST*
First to say KAWAI on this
@@l.julian431 Tee Hee
3:39 Wombats shit squares, so that it stays in place and doesn't roll away. Reason: wombats mark their territory with their shit.
Why aren't wombats in Minecraft yet I mean they already have a drop item that fits perfectly in to the game
0:54
I can't even argue with that.
4:46 welp my boyfriend and i question this
Thanks I hate this vid
Jk love ya 😘
I’m from North Dakota and I didn’t know that there were that few Applebees, now I have a better understanding of why we’re ignored up here
Yep that checks out
Rohan Ova: *exists*
The entirety of reddit: Wow! I hate it!
"This is what happens when you feed them after midnight."
Little does he know, it's always after midnight
5:18 i legit tried to get it off
Also youtube decided to put 3 ads at once
3:48, cursed cruton
4:34 I saw this and thought awww. I own three beagles and they’re the joy of my life
I thought "major Justin seagull vibes"
At 9:40 when he asked "Is anyone from Wyoming?" my phone flashed the notice and said LOCATION CANNOT BE DETERMINED
Bruh
Wyoming doesn’t exist, that’s why.
9:46 him: the frog dog!
Me: ...
My brain: THE FROGGO
8:38 I wish i was 10 seconds ago when i didn't knpow this exsisted
3:07 The creature on top is so cute.
The plant farming one really got to me
3:26 *d i c k r i v e r*
when i saw the "hair" i immediately tried to wipe it off my screen, then realized what he just said and that it wasnt real
6:19 Thanks, I hVIII this.
I laughed so hard when I first read the ejaculated Slughorn line. It's from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince, for those who were wondering. Sadly, I don't have the exact page number and line to give out lol
7:46
NOW I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT AUDREY II SINGING GROW FOR ME TO SEYMOUR WHILE HE’S CURLED UP IN A BALL IN THE CORNER
The apple bees are surrounding me
9:15 Reminds me of Gru’s dog
There *should* be a r/ijusthateit
And a r/pleasenoitsscary
Agree?
Like or not
Hello Jake. That deep voice.... Fainted.
Watch slazo
1:08
FakeJake: the flavor of water depends on the temperature
Also FakeJake: why are you booing me, you know im right!
LOL 5:20. Instantly and unconsciously swiped the screen thinking it was actual hair. GG.
10:10 You can just imagine a Roomba taking down a human, making quick, systematic incisions across their skin, and slurping it up right off their exposed, bleeding flesh.
4:00 well, that's why we have the rules of the internet, including rule 34
Reazet ESPECIALLY rule 34 😏
3:39
Yay to Australia for this!!!
i am typical wyoming man. I eat 5 skulls for the marrow breakfast thus having enough sustenance to mine diamonds and ride horses, to afford spine whip of course.
5:18
Am I the only one who thought they actually had a hair on their screen and tried to move it?
😂
8:55
am never watching spongebob again or letting anyone in my house watch it
What a clod.
9:14 that is cute tho I would buy it
OMG the captions say ''shall i moist in your lip fur?'' and im dieing!
8:46 why hate it when you can worship it
Fury warning at 8:05
5:20 ....I genuinely swiped at my screen.. my computer screen.. that is upright.....
that hair screen thing made me swipe my screen to get it off 😂
4:01 Is this the enemy Stand? I swear, they get wierder and wierder! 😂
Ejaculated was a very common word for "said suddenly and loudly" until recently, and is still found in many many books, books that many authors read and take inspiration from, using it without realizing it's outdated.
it's 3:30 am here and i cant stop laughing at the frog dog because the first thing out of my mouth when i saw that was "Froggo Doggo rests on a loggo" I have no idea why that is so funny to me help XD
The tooth fairy is a smaller, friendlier version of the larger, more aggressive bone fairy.
2:41 This is a super power I never knew I had...
3:40 ok, first of all, superhero landing, and second of all WHAT WHY AND HOW
3:09 The nightmare fuel of biblically accurate angels
After all these years
*R/MakeMeSuffer. R/TIHI*
*R/CuredImiges*
Finaly , i have them all
10:06 wait so does this mean we are all technically cannibals?
3:46 welcome to Minecraft!
-Steve 2020
Le4che: Who needs a yearbook quote when you have a number in your name?
KVIIIlyn: I win.
3:17 I'M SO FUCKING MAD BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
Wow. How logical.
HAHAHA I dying. When I was reading 'redditors when there's hair on their screen'... I wiped my phone to wipe away the hair only to realise
5:16 I was srsly blowing at my screen trying to get it off 😂😂😂
You ever just browsing youtube at night and then THIS VIDEO’S THUMBNAIL
9:32 in my country we have a legend about a man who rides a black horse and holds his severed skull in one hand, and a human spine as a whip in the other
6:40 have you thought about ferb
I like listening to scary stories .
A whip made out of two human spines are by far the scariest thing I’ve heard in a min .
One of my most loved/hated concept ever was in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Freddy partially tore out a persons tendons and used them as a puppet and I haven't heard of anything that bad until the spine whips lol
It's fake, it's a movie prop.
Kaida Moran and Me Cooper ty for the info :)
As a child I used to go to abandoned houses/schools so the thought of finding something like this gave me chills 😱
Would be amazing to have for Halloween tho 🎃👻🧙♀️
3:47 That is why the bricks I took from the ground smell...
Water tastes sharp when cold, and when it's room-temperature tastes smooth
My immediate response to seeing the hair made me blow at it to get it off. I feel really dumb now
Them warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy
Me:minecraft water tastes like a square
5:20 Lol I swiped before he could even start talking.
8:40 * walks into kitchen*
Me: DAM IT TATE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE COOKED RICE ON THE BENCH
*picks up the baby cockroach and eats it*
me: YOU ADDED TO MUCH WATER AS WELL IT JUST BURSTS WITH LIQUED
This was just a video of what my brain thinks in the shower.
Wombat-minecraft wombat
2:05
In the morning: **police comes to house**
Police officer: It makes no sense. Death from thousands of children bites.
Sylvester Malone? LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
do you mean Post Post Malone
5:16 I thought the hair on the screen was actually on my screen
Hot water tastes square
Bleach tastes like a needle....I am not open for questions...
@@fimsch3225 thanks for that info shaggy
1:06 no. Water has different flavors for each time of day
Day-Normal
Night-Amazing
Morning-trash
But that works too
3:42 That wombat looks like its ontop of someone and about to punch them in the face
7:01 JESUS YOU TRIGGERED MY TYROPOPHOBIA
Me gonna swallow paint
I WAS DRAWING WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I DIDN'T THINK AND TRIED TO WIPE THE HAIR OFF MY SCREEN AND GOT MAD WHEN IT DIDN'T WORK