r/TIHI | Wow, I hate it!

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  • r thanks i hate it where you will literally leave your jobs because you now hate everything
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  • @francenkovcan5211
    @francenkovcan5211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    nobody:
    roombas: "Im on my way, im on my way, im on my way to eating your skin!"

    • @ripperbasil1229
      @ripperbasil1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've got love inside my heart

    • @roj0riot
      @roj0riot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait no

    • @couchpugato2179
      @couchpugato2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yoinkerman8524 You can't fire me, I quit!

    • @MeIonMuncher
      @MeIonMuncher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@couchpugato2179 you can't quit I quit!

    • @pepperpotato5562
      @pepperpotato5562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You cant quit, you’re a frog!

  • @davidci
    @davidci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    0:00 Wait til they hear about gold and iron nuggets!

  • @bigbobs9977
    @bigbobs9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    My mum told me that the tooth fairy makes a castle out of the teeth she collects
    Now i just imagine a huge castle made of thousands of teeth

    • @nikolas3198
      @nikolas3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats my house!

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The tooth fairy is for kids.
      ...Adults worry about the bone fairy.

    • @nikolas3198
      @nikolas3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MeCooper And thats me!

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nikolas3198 PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY BONES! I AM STILL USING THEM!

    • @unnamed_rayan7877
      @unnamed_rayan7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MeCooper ''ecxept that very long one. Do what you want with it''

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    9:30 As messed up and disturbing this is. The whip looks pretty amazing.

    • @thejestersnight
      @thejestersnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underfell Papyrus uses this from his leftover human skeletons that he forgot to throw out. Trust me, I'm an AU hopper and accidentally went into their torture shed.
      ~Rachel

    • @calebgoodman2076
      @calebgoodman2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underswap! Sans Must have been hard for you.

    • @thejestersnight
      @thejestersnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. I'm still terrorized.
      ~Rachel

    • @calebgoodman2076
      @calebgoodman2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underswap! Sans Here you go! Hope you feel better! 🌮

    • @thejestersnight
      @thejestersnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww thank you. -w-

  • @teebee9903
    @teebee9903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I really liked the hairy leg art but I really hope he didn't use a toothbrush that he or someone else was actually using to brush their teeth.

  • @RaandomUsername
    @RaandomUsername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    At 5:20 anyone else try to get the hair off thinking it was actually on ur screen?

  • @indycole396
    @indycole396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:51 that takes place in one of the standard MARIO games. Peach doesn’t get extra lives. That’s why it’s the ultimate punishment, he’s all alone.

  • @baranjan6969
    @baranjan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:33
    You can imagine yourself stepping on it barefoot while it is happening

  • @MushroomMayhem
    @MushroomMayhem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The spine whip is a hoax, it's a movie prop from Hercules 2014.

  • @st00ne18
    @st00ne18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yeet Yeet Yeet
    I guess i will commit
    *N O H E A R T B E A T*

    • @Go.at_
      @Go.at_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      what even is this comment
      wait why's the like button blue?

    • @st00ne18
      @st00ne18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Go.at_ idk bro just ask Joe.

    • @st00ne18
      @st00ne18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Go.at_ Bruh Yuri is such a bofa lmao

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marry, Madlads

    • @st00ne18
      @st00ne18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Go.at_ the fuck is sugma ?

  • @archivedmajesticaldiscomfo6441
    @archivedmajesticaldiscomfo6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I kinda want to see a roomba take on a whole human now."
    Stop giving the demon at my house ideas ok??

  • @sorano111
    @sorano111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Okay , while im early im just gonna say i love ur channel and ur commentary 💕💕💕

    • @FakeOutReads
      @FakeOutReads  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thank you :)

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FakeOutReads Don't thank them too quick... If they were late they would have said they hate your channel and commentary.

    • @sorano111
      @sorano111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MeCooper i wouldnt do that , i do love them ;_;

    • @holczy0
      @holczy0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MeCooper What the geniune hell is wrong with you? You are just making assumptions for people you've never met. He/she just left a nice comment for Jake, because he/she was early, and he would probably see it.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@holczy0 I genuinely can't decide which ironic thing is the funniest...
      The fact that you wooshed my joke about everyone in TH-cam comments being terrible...
      The fact you just did exactly what you're accusing me of doing because of aforementioned woosh...
      Or the fact that your name is guardian and you're pointlessly white knighting the fk out of this comment thread.
      *I'm actually impressed.*

  • @zenshy2139
    @zenshy2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    2:41 I'm 15 and have leg hair like that. I think I'll shave them

    • @jakobbohringer6328
      @jakobbohringer6328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO

    • @brendangibson2925
      @brendangibson2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shave it into a checkered pattern

    • @zenshy2139
      @zenshy2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brendangibson2925 mm yes

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone in the boys dorm at church camp shaved part of their leg hair with the same razor to symbolize their brotherhood and that was the most cult like thing I have had the pleasure to experience.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Curly leg hair...
      That shit stands out.

  • @QueenSpaget
    @QueenSpaget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:34 postman: hehe is it a puppy

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:38 I now have a desire to make this into a comic strip and gross people out. Maybe I'll bring a copy to my next dentist's appointment.

  • @Pandora_Ravenheart
    @Pandora_Ravenheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:47, Little shop, little shop of horrors~
    ok, now feed me, Seymore.

  • @hithere911
    @hithere911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Semen is only half of the baby.

  • @leoneabbachio59
    @leoneabbachio59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:19 jake: I know someone will eat this *nervous laughter
    Me at 2 a.m: Eating *Cheese* cake

  • @alexsoares5739
    @alexsoares5739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:18
    me, looking at my budgie perched on my laptop's screen: What are you then!?

  • @gameandgamer1479
    @gameandgamer1479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, that spine whip looks pretty neat! I'd be really hesitant to actually use it, even just in the air for fun, because I have serious doubts about its structural integrity and its ability to not just break. Also of course it isn't very flexible compared to a normal whip. Still, that would be an awesome addition to my weird homemade melee weapon collection. I want it.

  • @KimarZuru
    @KimarZuru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a fellow Australian,
    I sure do love that square wombat poop.

  • @anidioticinvaderzimfan7574
    @anidioticinvaderzimfan7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:51 no... that’s a froggo doggo

  • @servallyyy
    @servallyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:11 In the Plastic Texture Pack, the melon slices are square

  • @jasi3art4ever91
    @jasi3art4ever91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:18 Me: try to remove the hair from my screen XD

    • @Angelectric_609
      @Angelectric_609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jasi:3 Art4ever n o

    • @rico6360
      @rico6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too lmao

    • @anordinarysnail2439
      @anordinarysnail2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's... the joke...

    • @MJ-Cooper
      @MJ-Cooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed it's the joke but we are all embarrassed at how effective it was xD I kept trying to blow it off my phone screen
      I mean, we're all dipshits but it's absolutely hilarious.

    • @Astratene
      @Astratene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

  • @NukeRadius
    @NukeRadius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Thanks i hate it when I refreshed TH-cam home page and I missed to say
    " *FIRST* "

  • @TaruOwO
    @TaruOwO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:39 Wombats shit squares, so that it stays in place and doesn't roll away. Reason: wombats mark their territory with their shit.

  • @XimiBell
    @XimiBell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why aren't wombats in Minecraft yet I mean they already have a drop item that fits perfectly in to the game

  • @digi4998
    @digi4998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:54
    I can't even argue with that.

  • @yarudemon7463
    @yarudemon7463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:46 welp my boyfriend and i question this

  • @طبخاتسريعة-ز2س
    @طبخاتسريعة-ز2س 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Thanks I hate this vid
    Jk love ya 😘

  • @richcapybaranumber4722
    @richcapybaranumber4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m from North Dakota and I didn’t know that there were that few Applebees, now I have a better understanding of why we’re ignored up here

    • @vaporhotline
      @vaporhotline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep that checks out

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rohan Ova: *exists*
    The entirety of reddit: Wow! I hate it!

  • @spitzal6571
    @spitzal6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is what happens when you feed them after midnight."
    Little does he know, it's always after midnight

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:18 i legit tried to get it off
    Also youtube decided to put 3 ads at once

  • @SirSkelebone
    @SirSkelebone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:48, cursed cruton

  • @shrimpy_nazeem
    @shrimpy_nazeem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:34 I saw this and thought awww. I own three beagles and they’re the joy of my life

    • @HoneyBee-pn3ni
      @HoneyBee-pn3ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought "major Justin seagull vibes"

  • @amandadeziraearagon2950
    @amandadeziraearagon2950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 9:40 when he asked "Is anyone from Wyoming?" my phone flashed the notice and said LOCATION CANNOT BE DETERMINED
    Bruh

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wyoming doesn’t exist, that’s why.

  • @lodii97
    @lodii97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:46 him: the frog dog!
    Me: ...
    My brain: THE FROGGO

  • @queijonoob1160
    @queijonoob1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:38 I wish i was 10 seconds ago when i didn't knpow this exsisted

  • @TheDiamondInvader
    @TheDiamondInvader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:07 The creature on top is so cute.

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The plant farming one really got to me

  • @lunarSmite
    @lunarSmite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:26 *d i c k r i v e r*

  • @shyswigga8123
    @shyswigga8123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when i saw the "hair" i immediately tried to wipe it off my screen, then realized what he just said and that it wasnt real

  • @Manyxe
    @Manyxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:19 Thanks, I hVIII this.

  • @yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac
    @yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard when I first read the ejaculated Slughorn line. It's from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince, for those who were wondering. Sadly, I don't have the exact page number and line to give out lol

  • @tortleproductions6331
    @tortleproductions6331 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:46
    NOW I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT AUDREY II SINGING GROW FOR ME TO SEYMOUR WHILE HE’S CURLED UP IN A BALL IN THE CORNER

  • @zawerfrost3172
    @zawerfrost3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The apple bees are surrounding me

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:15 Reminds me of Gru’s dog

  • @pl4y3r39
    @pl4y3r39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There *should* be a r/ijusthateit
    And a r/pleasenoitsscary
    Agree?
    Like or not

  • @TrishaSmith
    @TrishaSmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hello Jake. That deep voice.... Fainted.

    • @MonoHaru
      @MonoHaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch slazo

  • @delrongamber5584
    @delrongamber5584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:08
    FakeJake: the flavor of water depends on the temperature
    Also FakeJake: why are you booing me, you know im right!

  • @kookitee971
    @kookitee971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL 5:20. Instantly and unconsciously swiped the screen thinking it was actual hair. GG.

  • @ordinaryknife4150
    @ordinaryknife4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:10 You can just imagine a Roomba taking down a human, making quick, systematic incisions across their skin, and slurping it up right off their exposed, bleeding flesh.

  • @generalmisery
    @generalmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:00 well, that's why we have the rules of the internet, including rule 34

    • @buffmusicman
      @buffmusicman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reazet ESPECIALLY rule 34 😏

  • @LordSoot
    @LordSoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:39
    Yay to Australia for this!!!

  • @samedwards3285
    @samedwards3285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am typical wyoming man. I eat 5 skulls for the marrow breakfast thus having enough sustenance to mine diamonds and ride horses, to afford spine whip of course.

  • @ariaz1112
    @ariaz1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:18
    Am I the only one who thought they actually had a hair on their screen and tried to move it?
    😂

  • @bendy6104
    @bendy6104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:55
    am never watching spongebob again or letting anyone in my house watch it

  • @MickRabb
    @MickRabb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:14 that is cute tho I would buy it

  • @AxelAndThrottle
    @AxelAndThrottle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG the captions say ''shall i moist in your lip fur?'' and im dieing!

  • @Im_BahtMan
    @Im_BahtMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:46 why hate it when you can worship it

  • @goose5922
    @goose5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fury warning at 8:05

  • @Lingx_Cats
    @Lingx_Cats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 ....I genuinely swiped at my screen.. my computer screen.. that is upright.....

  • @kyggi
    @kyggi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that hair screen thing made me swipe my screen to get it off 😂

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:01 Is this the enemy Stand? I swear, they get wierder and wierder! 😂

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ejaculated was a very common word for "said suddenly and loudly" until recently, and is still found in many many books, books that many authors read and take inspiration from, using it without realizing it's outdated.

  • @XDKvlogs
    @XDKvlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's 3:30 am here and i cant stop laughing at the frog dog because the first thing out of my mouth when i saw that was "Froggo Doggo rests on a loggo" I have no idea why that is so funny to me help XD

  • @Jellied_Slime_Games
    @Jellied_Slime_Games 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tooth fairy is a smaller, friendlier version of the larger, more aggressive bone fairy.

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41 This is a super power I never knew I had...

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:40 ok, first of all, superhero landing, and second of all WHAT WHY AND HOW

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:09 The nightmare fuel of biblically accurate angels

  • @Bonehead_Gaming2007
    @Bonehead_Gaming2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After all these years
    *R/MakeMeSuffer. R/TIHI*
    *R/CuredImiges*
    Finaly , i have them all

  • @sonicboom9708
    @sonicboom9708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:06 wait so does this mean we are all technically cannibals?

  • @bigplopper
    @bigplopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:46 welcome to Minecraft!
    -Steve 2020

  • @vriskaserketontheps5
    @vriskaserketontheps5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Le4che: Who needs a yearbook quote when you have a number in your name?
    KVIIIlyn: I win.

  • @yoyohan9
    @yoyohan9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:17 I'M SO FUCKING MAD BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

  • @deliciously2518
    @deliciously2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. How logical.

  • @Trixless
    @Trixless 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHA I dying. When I was reading 'redditors when there's hair on their screen'... I wiped my phone to wipe away the hair only to realise

  • @vianyybleh9801
    @vianyybleh9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:16 I was srsly blowing at my screen trying to get it off 😂😂😂

  • @soggyhealer3895
    @soggyhealer3895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You ever just browsing youtube at night and then THIS VIDEO’S THUMBNAIL

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons5345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:32 in my country we have a legend about a man who rides a black horse and holds his severed skull in one hand, and a human spine as a whip in the other

  • @VampireQueenAmy
    @VampireQueenAmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:40 have you thought about ferb

  • @kichiguy3827
    @kichiguy3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like listening to scary stories .
    A whip made out of two human spines are by far the scariest thing I’ve heard in a min .

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my most loved/hated concept ever was in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Freddy partially tore out a persons tendons and used them as a puppet and I haven't heard of anything that bad until the spine whips lol

    • @MushroomMayhem
      @MushroomMayhem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's fake, it's a movie prop.

    • @kichiguy3827
      @kichiguy3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaida Moran and Me Cooper ty for the info :)
      As a child I used to go to abandoned houses/schools so the thought of finding something like this gave me chills 😱
      Would be amazing to have for Halloween tho 🎃👻🧙‍♀️

  • @PolyGenre
    @PolyGenre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:47 That is why the bricks I took from the ground smell...

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Water tastes sharp when cold, and when it's room-temperature tastes smooth

  • @lilyrose3405
    @lilyrose3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My immediate response to seeing the hair made me blow at it to get it off. I feel really dumb now

  • @michaldulas2045
    @michaldulas2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Them warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy
    Me:minecraft water tastes like a square

  • @ehodges11
    @ehodges11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:20 Lol I swiped before he could even start talking.

  • @pugestpug5879
    @pugestpug5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:40 * walks into kitchen*
    Me: DAM IT TATE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE COOKED RICE ON THE BENCH
    *picks up the baby cockroach and eats it*
    me: YOU ADDED TO MUCH WATER AS WELL IT JUST BURSTS WITH LIQUED

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was just a video of what my brain thinks in the shower.

  • @firedblaze2778
    @firedblaze2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wombat-minecraft wombat

  • @hannazareba8008
    @hannazareba8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05
    In the morning: **police comes to house**
    Police officer: It makes no sense. Death from thousands of children bites.

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sylvester Malone? LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dkr72
    @dkr72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:16 I thought the hair on the screen was actually on my screen

  • @flameywisp4818
    @flameywisp4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hot water tastes square

    • @fimsch3225
      @fimsch3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bleach tastes like a needle....I am not open for questions...

    • @flameywisp4818
      @flameywisp4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fimsch3225 thanks for that info shaggy

  • @Security_Camera6
    @Security_Camera6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:06 no. Water has different flavors for each time of day
    Day-Normal
    Night-Amazing
    Morning-trash
    But that works too

  • @myfriend5282
    @myfriend5282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 That wombat looks like its ontop of someone and about to punch them in the face

  • @ProvidenceMTF
    @ProvidenceMTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:01 JESUS YOU TRIGGERED MY TYROPOPHOBIA

  • @bigchungus7454
    @bigchungus7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me gonna swallow paint

  • @Emma_Canning
    @Emma_Canning 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I WAS DRAWING WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I DIDN'T THINK AND TRIED TO WIPE THE HAIR OFF MY SCREEN AND GOT MAD WHEN IT DIDN'T WORK