Imagine if Tarkin survived, if he had just listened and decided to arrive his ship, he pretty much thought the Death Star was undefeatable, just like when they called the Titanic "unsikable". "Evacuate, in our moment of triumph? I think you overstimate their chances".
I always liked the joke in the Lego Star Wars cartoon where 3PO dropped and shattered Chewie’s medal, and they cover it up like nothing happened. Always got a laugh from me!
Funny thing is, in my experience your typical "diversity quota" people HATE w hite g ay people, especially men. They also don't like anything that smacks of monogamy, even g ay monogamy. If you changed the r aces of Han and Luke and Leia and then made at least 2 of them t rans, and then they ALL started macking on each other, THAT would be a modern diversity quota.
I saw somewhere on TH-cam a video that better showed what it would be like if A New Hope were made by Disney's Star Wars: We see Obi- Wan and Luke watching Leia's hologram message, but Leia's dialogue has been redubbed to "Do not come to rescue me, I will free myself. I am a strong, independent woman. DO NOT come for me." Then, it cuts immediately to the end credits.
I didn't know what was going to happen until the music at the end. You definitely caught me by surprise. I thought you would've made some cuts or something.
Hear me out, this should be a trend where every Star Wars project that was completely made by Lucasfilms should be a "but it was made by Disney" video. The results would be hilarious.
I was thinking if 1977 Disney had produced it. Would’ve ended with The End (no future sequels) and the Disney logo with no credits since they all ran in the opening crawl. It would’ve bombed with cheap Escape From Witch Mt FX.
*I read the title* "So this video shows what Star Wars A New Hope would be if Disney made it 🧐... Huh 🤨... This should be Interesting 😏😁..." *I start watching the video* "Okay... Uh... This seems normal... I don't get it 😐... What's different? It seems just like the original New Hope! 😂..." *I see the end of the video* "Wait! So the only difference is that in the credits there's rap music at the end?! 😳 This isn't what A New Hope would actually be like if it was made by Disney, I've been clickbaited! 😤"
Nah, if it was Disney, it would be a blue haired Luke in a dress giving the award to Leia, through no training of her own, won the entire battle because of her strong woman emotions and compassion, and because when Vader stabs her with a lightsaber, it just doesn’t work. Oh ya and Solo dies opening credits, bc, well, ‘one-dimensional character’, right? Ya. For some reason when he’s stabbed with a saber it works. Idk. Trying to explain how physics works in. Disney universe is like trying to explain how words are violence, men can get pregnant, and how spending an infinite amount of other people’s money will spontaneously sideskip human greed and make a utopia. 0 logic, it’s just a pure fantasy world, but everyone is forced to play along, bc, that’s how the force works in their universe, it’s kind of like censorship but they call it freedom.
I was expecting liea to walk past luke and han and give the medals to some side characters that did nothing but be tokens and then Luke and han kiss out of the blue but its a blink and you miss it type
After last week's Acolyte, I knew exactly where this joke was going, and it did not let me down 😂😂😂😂 I like Acolyte, but that was a very weird choice. (So was the Book of Boba Fett finale theme saying his name in English/Basic over and over 😂)
He's making fun of Disney because some of their Star Wars shows have electronic R&B or Hip Hop tracks playing over the end credits, feels completely out of place
I was expecting leia to put both medals on her own neck.
Yup I was waiting for that to happen
I was expecting either Han or Luke to be a black woman lol
I was waiting for a random lesbian couple to run into the middle of the aisle and makeout.
Haaaaaaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣
I was expecting R2D2 to perform a sex act on C3PO's midriff.
You forgot to add the post credit in which we find out that somehow Grand Moff Tarkin returned.
And his likeness is uncanny…valley!
Imagine if Tarkin survived, if he had just listened and decided to arrive his ship, he pretty much thought the Death Star was undefeatable, just like when they called the Titanic "unsikable".
"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph? I think you overstimate their chances".
And that he's gay. Wait a minute... they already did that.
@@jesustovar2549they never called titanic unsinkable
Chewbacca still has no medal
At least in episode 9 He got the medal he deserved.
I always liked the joke in the Lego Star Wars cartoon where 3PO dropped and shattered Chewie’s medal, and they cover it up like nothing happened. Always got a laugh from me!
@@matrix-5466which lego sw game?
@@kidswonderstories4144It wasn’t a game, it was one of the Disney channel Lego shows. You can probably find it on here if you look it up.
@@kidswonderstories4144cartoon. Probably Droid Tales
Well, at least the Rebels did not all chant, "The power of maaannyyyyyyy!" at the end.
At least a modern pop song didn't play during the credits
Because Leila gave only 2 medals, not many
I was expecting Han and Luke to make out to fit the “diversity quota”, and then Tarkin to somehow return lmao
I've got to be honest with you, a lot of people wouldn't complain if Luke and han started making out.
@@AlexBadger we know, they're called "tlj fans"
@@penske_material I'm afraid I don't get the joke, unless you are referring to Schaffrillas productions review of the green milk scene
@@AlexBadger no, I don't know that channel lol. I just meant the type of fans who were into reylo. I just never type "tlj" in all caps
Funny thing is, in my experience your typical "diversity quota" people HATE w hite g ay people, especially men. They also don't like anything that smacks of monogamy, even g ay monogamy. If you changed the r aces of Han and Luke and Leia and then made at least 2 of them t rans, and then they ALL started macking on each other, THAT would be a modern diversity quota.
It's a new meme sir but it checks out.
LOL
😂 that's funny!
I was about to clear them
I was half expecting Luke to turn cgi and try to murder someone
Probably Biggs…who somehow returned
I saw somewhere on TH-cam a video that better showed what it would be like if A New Hope were made by Disney's Star Wars:
We see Obi- Wan and Luke watching Leia's hologram message, but Leia's dialogue has been redubbed to "Do not come to rescue me, I will free myself. I am a strong, independent woman. DO NOT come for me." Then, it cuts immediately to the end credits.
I was expecting a shaky cam
And really dark desaturated lighting
Did r2 always shake that much 💀
*HAPPINESS* 🗿
*HAPPINESS* 🗿
*HAPPINESS* 🗿
*HAPPINESS* 🗿
*HAPPINESS* 🗿
I was expecting Luke and Han to kiss to thunderous applause.
At least Luke didnt toss the medal and go drink blue space milk.
THEPOWEROFONEEEE
Manny! 😍
Innacurate, the background music would most definitely be some pop music made by some random girl
The joke was so terrible I think it gave me cancer
@@couchpotato274 glad I could help
30 seconds too long to get to the joke.
Worth it. 😂
They should have consulted you, the attention span police, before putting this video out lol
Didn’t ask
Skibidi Toilet attention span 💀
I think the joke was watching the whole video, waiting for something really jarring, then realizing it was as simple as the odd music choice
I thought Chewie was going to ask "Hey, where's my medal?" and then we fade to the credits. LoL
The power of many!!!
Don't look at her like that!! SHE'S YOUR SISTER!!!
More screen time for the best character in Star Wars? I’ll take it
Han winked first.
The build up is just right 👌
Now who loves The Empire?? Let me here ya say YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEA YEA
I didn't know what was going to happen until the music at the end. You definitely caught me by surprise. I thought you would've made some cuts or something.
Never thought i’d see myself watching this.
I thought luke and han would end up being a couple and the hero of the story would be leia
Hear me out, this should be a trend where every Star Wars project that was completely made by Lucasfilms should be a "but it was made by Disney" video. The results would be hilarious.
For Chewbacca not getting a medal i chalk it up to it being a wookie cultural thing and him haveing a sort of chivalrous code
If Disney made it Han Solo and Luke would start kissing and the crowd would’ve chanted some weird ahh stuff
I was thinking if 1977 Disney had produced it. Would’ve ended with The End (no future sequels) and the Disney logo with no credits since they all ran in the opening crawl. It would’ve bombed with cheap Escape From Witch Mt FX.
Context? I gave up on Disney Wars a few years ago. I'm guessing that Acolyte show ended with a rap song? 😅😅
Yes, the shows have ending credits with modern (often electronic) R&B and trap songs now, it feels super random and out of place
I was about to comment “I don’t get it” but I get it now
*I read the title* "So this video shows what Star Wars A New Hope would be if Disney made it 🧐... Huh 🤨... This should be Interesting 😏😁..." *I start watching the video* "Okay... Uh... This seems normal... I don't get it 😐... What's different? It seems just like the original New Hope! 😂..." *I see the end of the video* "Wait! So the only difference is that in the credits there's rap music at the end?! 😳 This isn't what A New Hope would actually be like if it was made by Disney, I've been clickbaited! 😤"
No, the video is correct. The Acolyte credits have rap music instead of the traditional star wars music
@@sugdolomar Oh yes!... I remember that now! 😂
@@sugdolomar......Wot? First it abandonnes the "fugitive" plot by ep2, and now this?
I was expecting pride flags
I was not expecting that
I lose it when Yeah starts playing at the credit lmfao😂😂😂
When will they add the Chewbacca medal patch or mod>?|}|\
I was expecting R2D2 to came out as a lesbian
Nah, if it was Disney, it would be a blue haired Luke in a dress giving the award to Leia, through no training of her own, won the entire battle because of her strong woman emotions and compassion, and because when Vader stabs her with a lightsaber, it just doesn’t work.
Oh ya and Solo dies opening credits, bc, well, ‘one-dimensional character’, right? Ya. For some reason when he’s stabbed with a saber it works. Idk. Trying to explain how physics works in. Disney universe is like trying to explain how words are violence, men can get pregnant, and how spending an infinite amount of other people’s money will spontaneously sideskip human greed and make a utopia. 0 logic, it’s just a pure fantasy world, but everyone is forced to play along, bc, that’s how the force works in their universe, it’s kind of like censorship but they call it freedom.
@@ramahadranhennessy9300 what a weirdo comment
Luke should of been a black woman and Han in a dress
I thought it was gonna cut to a Death Star Destroyer blowing up the planet with Palpatine’s laugh following
I was expecting luke and han to kiss ngl. also I just noticed R2 gets the last line.
I expected the footage to be reversed so Leia removed the medals from both of them
R2D2 still has a control bolt attached.. WTF??
I indeed liked the joke
I thought everyone would get a medal 🏅 😊
They would make the metals look like mickey mouse.
I was expecting liea to walk past luke and han and give the medals to some side characters that did nothing but be tokens and then Luke and han kiss out of the blue but its a blink and you miss it type
The ultimate proof that nothing Disney made ruined Star Wars, the fans did
Awww evil demon cries out in pain as he strikes people :( dont worry, youll perish just as your beloved marx wants actual humans to perish 😊
Thought lea was going to fly again
0:03 I thinght the old man was an Obi wan clip you put in toshow how Disney can't let main characters die / stay dead
After last week's Acolyte, I knew exactly where this joke was going, and it did not let me down 😂😂😂😂
I like Acolyte, but that was a very weird choice. (So was the Book of Boba Fett finale theme saying his name in English/Basic over and over 😂)
A woman is seen showing skin slightly below the neck 🎬
I now lost my hearing because of how bad the joke was.
I’m surprised that they didn’t kiss
Obi wan returns
Also the music would be completely watered down and not memorable at all
I was expecting shaky camera but oki...
This joke is funnier than anything the comment section has come up with
Yeeeeah ok! Usha usha
Still better than kenobi
R2 I never knew
you forgot the lens flare
I dont get it. Whats wrong? Nothings diff- Oh.
Was expecting an LGBT+QRSTUVWXYZ MOB to be watching
It’s still the same ending
No
@@deadpool4551 Not the music in the end credits the actual scene
@@FoxythePirateFox655 no, the whole vid is just for the end credits
Am so confused bro
They played less fitting music at the end instead of the Star Wars theme, like Disney does
I don’t get it.
Me neither.
I dont get the reference but i think it is about the soundtrack during the credits
I heard that after one specific episode of the acolyte pop music played during the credits so this is making fun of that
@@IKucheINtortIE *rolls eyes* whatever.
I haven't watched anything Star Wars past the Obi-Wan tv show so I have no idea what this is referring to
Star Wars shows now sometimes end with electronic R&B and Hip Hop, it feels completely out of place 😂
I don’t get it how Chewbacca doesn’t have a 🎖️
Can’t top Usher
That beeping lesbian R2D2 annoys me.
Except they retained all the music in the star wars sequel trilogy so this makes no sense
Bro clearly did not watch the Acolyte end credits 💀
I wouldn't watch that show either
@@ThornyFox wait you're telling me they put a pop song at the end of the acolyte
No lens flare or screen shake?
This is not diverse enough.
Where are the lesbians kissing in the background
I don’t get it. You had usher play at the end. What was the joke?
He's making fun of Disney because some of their Star Wars shows have electronic R&B or Hip Hop tracks playing over the end credits, feels completely out of place
Not funny.
@@plazma75 okay