As much as I would love to use it, I would definitely hate to vet obliterated by it. It's just a havoc if you are grouped with teammates and that mortar just fires in your direction 😂
Imagine being a helicopter pilot and watching as a rocket powered barrel loaded with 135kg of TNT is slowly flying towards you at 250 meters a second lol.
"Ok, chief. We're passing by the supposed attack zone. There seem to be a lot of steel houses in the area..." "...what do you mean houses?" "They look pretty crumpled to me, chief. The things look like they've been smashed open with a rocket." "Bravo 5, get the fuck out of the area now." "...what?" "NOW"
The crew is just getting some fresh air . Edit : thanks for all the likes 👍! Can we reach over a 2000 likes until the 6th of march ? That’s my birthday
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The girl: This is my first time
Also her:
GGenius
💀
@@rudeelk7042 oh you poor poor innocent soul you don't wana
@@rudeelk7042 gape my child gape
@@rudeelk7042 no it has nothing absolutely nothing to do with that listen ... if you know you know
Petition to move sturmtiger to 2.3 for Christmas week
Merry Christmas! Here’s your doom!
Merry christ-
*gets obliterated*
The only christmas truce since ww1
As much as I would love to use it, I would definitely hate to vet obliterated by it.
It's just a havoc if you are grouped with teammates and that mortar just fires in your direction 😂
Yes please
Imagine being a helicopter pilot and watching as a rocket powered barrel loaded with 135kg of TNT is slowly flying towards you at 250 meters a second lol.
“Slowly” and “250 meters a second” is a big difference 😂
@@thingyinspace slow for tank shell standards
🤓
@@code8217 "🤓" 🤓
@@RedVRCC "🤓" 🤓-🤓
Ok so, can we agree it's nickname is "The German Can Opener"
I’ll call it that from now on
Yes sir!
"Hole Opener"
@@Nikko557 nah nah, cos many tanks make holes, this thing rips them open like me when my brother takes the last can of spaghetti
-Hole- crater maker
Netflix: “Still watching”
Someone’s daughter:
😂😂😂😂😂😂
pls explain
Unoriginal
Milk truck driver:
"Ivan its so hot here, can we get some air?"
distant sturmtiger:
"ja vol"
This comment is so underrated💀
i thought it was jawohl, but eh, works either way
*opens a 38 meterhole on truck
the tank equivalent of "YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!"
Me, look at a girl
Warthunder:
Penetration is not possible
😂😂😂 Genius
Lmao😂
"Ricochet!" :D
This thing doesn't even need to penetrate to kill
Thats what your mother said last night
@@Jacob-ldk NO NO NOOOOOO
But when it does...
HMMMmmmmm????🙃
can it penetrate churchill crocodile?
If this is a real life, the crew were probably being scattered flesh off
More absolutely then probably
No flesh left 😭
all thats gonna left are their hair plugs
Ah yes, Man Mist
pink smoothie
Imagine, you find that GAZ on battlefield
You probably wouldn’t be finding it considering it would be reduced to pieces of scrap metal scattered over the landscape.
Imagine if warthunder ever got this realistic just shoot a light tank with this and it literally splits open
It evaporates into thin air
@@MIIRBH reduced to atoms
breaking laws of physics and completely disintegrates
The shell literally ripped the metal sheet as if it's a curtain
Meanwhile me who doesnt have it: 💀
F
Me who doesn't even have war thunder
It’s fun but it ain’t worth the grind let me tell ya
same...
@@OoddleNoodleis there any way to get it after the event?
imagine being a Russian soldier in the middle of an old battleground and seeing one of your armies trucks with the entire front just obliterated
Reduced to atoms.
Well technically it’s an American truck, it’s a ford
D: oh no
Me, look at a random guy on the street for half a sec
Warthunder:
Penetration is possible
This sounds wrong
You're sick
@@h5skb4ru41 "cough cough"
Underrated comment
"Ok, chief. We're passing by the supposed attack zone. There seem to be a lot of steel houses in the area..."
"...what do you mean houses?"
"They look pretty crumpled to me, chief. The things look like they've been smashed open with a rocket."
"Bravo 5, get the fuck out of the area now."
"...what?"
"NOW"
**T-34 was can opened by sturmmórser**
Thats terrifying like imagine Seeing a field of thousands of your allies tanks like thats gotta be morale breaking ngl
Imagine when you flying with some planes and seeing this bullet coming to y-(dies*)
Xd
I once destroyed a heavy fighter with an SU-152. I caught him flying right at me at a low enough angle for my gun to aim up at him.
@@samiamrg7 bruh
@@samiamrg7 I experienced that...uhhh
The hull break Gaijin sees when you shoot a .50
That's som goofy ahh truck bro
If my grandparents heard this they be jamming so hard 😂🔥
Nice vid too
sturmtiger just rips everyone apart
Imagine surviving that shot irl just all the blood and shrapnel burns in your body the surgery process ☠️
Something tells me you wouldn't survive it
I dunno about you, but 135 kg of explosives to the face doesn't sound like something you can easily survive
@@perpetualconfusion5885 you know I think you may be right
Possibly
“Yes yes split it wide open!”
Well, I enjoyed the music 😂
The crew is just getting some fresh air . Edit : thanks for all the likes 👍! Can we reach over a 2000 likes until the 6th of march ? That’s my birthday
lol😂
Frouth the Gates of hell *
@@monikaskurko726 yesh
What crew
@@dontsinktheboat the gost crew
Oh no guys
No my god
With L3/33
Boss u kill a child
*M22 enters chat*
“Amazing boss, this is why your are the best! The one and only!”
The rocket fighter really doesn't need the help to blow up XD
The definition of: That’ll buff out.
If you hit the milk truck with a 500% booster active it’d probably say “hit”
Pov sturmtiger after 1 shoot:ok guys time to reload...
1 hour later: Why this so long?
Imagine, your in a prototype German jet and out of no were a 380mm rocket slams into you.
This sturmtiger gonna be found at max br yo
"WE BEEN HIT"
"YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!!"
"You got a hole in your left wing"
I like how the 380 is asserting its dominance on the lesser rocket vehicles
That Is How You Can Make Portable Window
Netflix: “ Are you still watching?”
Someone’s daughter:
“It’s just a bullet hole”
The hole:
It’s a rocket not a bullet
My finger when pressed on a newborn's skull:
Sturmtiger: *breaths in general direction*
any tanks in that direction: "i don't feel so good Mr Stark..."
Remember boys a middle is always a missile
Im convinced that a direct hit from a sturmtiger could kill god
Ventilación gratuita proveída por Mejillon:
Dios mío que buenos tiempos los de NexxuzHD, gracias por esta infancia 🥲
This goes to show: no matter how much armor you put on sh*t, something will still get through it, one way or another.
In real life a sturm tiger destroyed 4 tanks and it didn't even had to do a direct hit shell landed close to the tanks that it just blew them up
I like how on the first vehicle there was a part that was grey 💀
"Penetration is possible" 😉😉
M50 has good enough armor
Yay we can’t stop getting spawnkilled
Респект заряжающим
😂😂
The Ho-229 turned into a basking shark 💀
Song name pls
The Fly Guy Five - Extra Fries
Just this gray man getting absolutely obliterated
How do you test this can you explain to me ps I am xdox one please
Netflix: are you still watching?
Also her:
Milk trucks wont deliver milk anymore
Heli-Pilot: Hey, open the window.
Sturmtiger: Consider it done.
Just rips the hull open like "HELLO CREW!!"
I guess you could say those vehicles had their minds blown
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone’s daughter:
No people were harmed in the making of this video
Также челы в грузовике:Вау там снаряд летит на нас он как грузовик круто
Can you imagine if the vehicles actually deformed
Literal definition of a "bruh moment"
One of those days when you just screw around in the hanger instead of actually playing lol
“Hey Gerald, Nice Day Huh?”
“Yeah, Wait.. What's that?”
“DRIVE-”
The driver: "oh look it is so big, wait is it coming to us, wait WAI-"
*Alliterated*
Daddy's princess her first year of college:
this reminds me of the Jhon Cena memme. 'Are you sure about that'🤣
The driver before impact: 👁️ 👄 👁️
The sturmtiger: will turn your vehicle into a convertible.
God the only thing they could send home is a small bag of assorted ashes 😂
"Haha you flinched" what bro was about to hit me with:
Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see the Soviet’s BMP-2 side plate.
Netflix: Are you still watching
Someones daughter:
The explosion is so big it already made a fresh grave for them
If you aren’t killed by the blast itself, you’ll probably be finished off by all the flying shrapnel
Bro body turned into atoms after being shot by that giant 380
commander: "this tank is designed to blows up buildings and perhaps bunkers too"
gunner: "L3 goes brrr lmao"
"what"
"what"
Mikhail: Sergei, what happen to katyusha crew?
Sergei: Gone, reduced to atoms
Lmao imagine just chilling in a plane in the sky and a tank round the size of your plane hits you
When the driver needs another view port to see the enemy
“Mild headache”
Imagine just walking through a tank junkyard and you see a bunch of those laying around
That quiet girl with new iphone every pime:
i got shot by one of these and it turned my abrams into a smoldering crater within 0.3 seconds
The SturmTiger is the only big gun tank I don’t get mad about when I die to it
Netflix:Are you still watching
War thunder: we have tanks and lots cool stuff! Me:
I would be terrified if that happened to my teammate irl😂
Ayyy bro you got a hole in ur tank?
Ha…. Now ya do
"I'll blow a hole through you!"
"Literally."
OK but... why do the thing dirty with two shots lmao
*Почему нету такого же разрыва техники как и в просмотре… Это же бы столько реализма добавила…*
*_🚭🗿👍_*
The Italian tinkette 😳
The sturmtiger got the strongest firepower
Bro was like: 🤯
Getting a head on shot from a sturmtiger is literally a fate worse than death
"How much overkill do you want?"
"Yes"