FUNNY DESPITE THE ACCENTS!!! Americans React "Scottish People Being Scottish 15 | Scottish TikTok"

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  • @bri_____
    @bri_____ ปีที่แล้ว +82

    LOL
    Americans trying to comprehend Scots is the greatest thing I've seen in a while 😂😂

  • @MrReeceBrennan
    @MrReeceBrennan ปีที่แล้ว +31

    'What's a cbeebie' killed me haha, it's basically a TV channel for children

  • @DarthSherm94
    @DarthSherm94 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    As a Scottish person, I’m proud and ashamed at the same time 😂

    • @bethanbaker7066
      @bethanbaker7066 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here as another Scot.

    • @liamquinn4781
      @liamquinn4781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here brilliant though fae another scot

    • @rosieposie601
      @rosieposie601 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a half scot I am in no way proud, I am ashamed, but my father taught me all about Glasgow(he was from Cambuslang) and I do not consider Glasgow as scotland, my ancestors came from Bute and Shetland and eventually settled on the mainland, I think many Glaswegians came from Ireland and the lowlands and are not real scots just a rough bunch of hooligans who support Celtic and are very anti English, which is pathetic in this day and age, as most of England is a mix of all nations, cringe🤑

    • @scottwyllie1268
      @scottwyllie1268 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half and half.

    • @INSA.NEL.Y
      @INSA.NEL.Y ปีที่แล้ว

      nah literally 🤣🤣

  • @panchomcsporran2083
    @panchomcsporran2083 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When we play Italy at football we always sing "we're gonna deep fry your pizzas"

    • @sandrawhiteford8295
      @sandrawhiteford8295 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BritainIsrael2024
      @BritainIsrael2024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kingspeechless1607
      @kingspeechless1607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does it makes up for not being able to actually beat them at football?

    • @panchomcsporran2083
      @panchomcsporran2083 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kingspeechless1607 I suppose it reminds us we're not that different from the English after all.

    • @GameStoryArchive1
      @GameStoryArchive1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's epic, hahah@@panchomcsporran2083

  • @abigail1st
    @abigail1st ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The tuck shop was where you could buy a snack at primary school, a play piece was what you brought from home to eat. It was called a piece because that’s the Scots word for sandwich, and in the old days a piece n jam….or a jammie piece was the best treat that many families could afford.

    • @marttull5979
      @marttull5979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My grannie always used to threaten us with a shite and sugar piece

    • @Belladonna313
      @Belladonna313 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marttull5979pmsl my mum used to say it to me and my brother whenever we asked what was for dinner 😂

    • @firebyrd437
      @firebyrd437 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A still eat a piece, even if it's a roll it's a piece

  • @Aloh-od3ef
    @Aloh-od3ef ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The first guy is not going through anything….
    He’s just Scottish 😂

    • @whiteo333
      @whiteo333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just on the sesh lol

    • @paulgallacher5384
      @paulgallacher5384 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the patsy lol

    • @rozhunter7645
      @rozhunter7645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On the Buckie

    • @rankinlas
      @rankinlas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bottle of buckfast lying on the side… 👀

  • @somthingbrutal
    @somthingbrutal ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the bottle of buckfast lets you know why the man is lying on the ground

    • @gabbymcclymont3563
      @gabbymcclymont3563 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You can get Buckie ice cream in Musselburgh, nasty.

    • @joyceharkin3641
      @joyceharkin3641 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And why the man from Spring Burn's speech deteriorates so fast 😂😂😂😂

  • @sideshowmark913
    @sideshowmark913 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As me being Irish I have had my fair share of bottles of buckfast in my teenage years. Great Times 😂

  • @libbyclement5148
    @libbyclement5148 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was lucky my Mum was Scottish and my Dad was Australian the combination gives you a great sense of humour 🌼👍🌼

  • @BsCurious
    @BsCurious ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hey. I'm from Scotland. Love watching these ones. Watching now...WOoohooo...The text to dad is a sketch from the Limmy show. He plays different sterotypes of Scots. He's playing a druggy out his face in that one.

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 'eccy face' 😂

    • @marymannion7142
      @marymannion7142 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love this also from Perth Scotland

  • @CTheRobot
    @CTheRobot ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Welsh, but moved to Scotland just before the pandemic. Quite funny watching this one 😂

  • @anthonyholroyd5359
    @anthonyholroyd5359 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What was it Frankie Boyle said about Glasgow? "You'll get the shit kicked out of you, but you'll get directions to the hospital".
    We are dead friendly - often, sometimes a little too literally, in that order.
    For the record - Celtic is pronounced with a soft 'C' so it's 'Sell-Tik'.
    And the 'Old-firm' (Glasgow Derby) between Rangers and Celtic is one of the bigger games in Scottish football to be sure.
    Also? The guy in the clip after that? - so: CBeebies is the BBC's channel dedicated to toddlers - it's beyond Kids TV, it's for younger kids even than that.
    Also that guy is 'Limmy' and he is beyond bizarre.
    And deep-fried pizza is present in Scotland, but also Italy. It's a genuine thing.
    Also we don't deep-dry everything.
    If you come over here? Sure try our fish and chips and our 'Pizza crunch'.
    But also try our scallops; our mussels; our oysters; our Venison.
    We have so much great food that isn't actually fried - I promise 😅😅
    And as for an introduction to Scotland and our accents? Look no further than Danny Bhoys 'Welcome to Scotland' video. 😅

  • @victoriathrelkeld8127
    @victoriathrelkeld8127 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Also looking for the translation and I’m from UK/England 🤭
    Love Scotland… so beautiful!!

  • @DukeOfChirk
    @DukeOfChirk ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m Welsh, I’ve been a UK citizen all my life, and I understood about one word in ten of those clips! And I’ve got Scottish friends, no problem understanding them.

    • @Marc-so2cd
      @Marc-so2cd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Scottish and I have trouble understanding them.

    • @rozhunter7645
      @rozhunter7645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marc-so2cd me too but don’t come from Glasgow lol

    • @Mr-BuBa
      @Mr-BuBa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mostly glaswegian slang and humour used in these clips. So it's worse than Scottish if your not from glasgow

  • @kevinty7
    @kevinty7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I told you, you need to call in the translator guest when your do these vids fellas🤣🤣😂nice one, love Limmys show👌🏽

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP Benny Harvey

  • @alanspeaight3981
    @alanspeaight3981 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last guy was reminiscing his school days visiting the Tuck shop, most schools had a tuck shop in the 60s/70s. It was a shop within the school where you could buy snacks.
    And re the Scottish accent I had trouble with a couple of English friends in the company of 6 Scots trying to understand them. Also had a phone conversation with a Scottish girlfriend who asked me if I had heard a song called Souvenir by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (an 80s Scott band),She said Souvenir a few times but all I could hear was Seven Ears. So yes the Scottish
    Accent can be very Thick and not always easy to understand,
    Good luck guys if you get to the land of the deep fried Mars
    (Chocolate) Bar.

  • @johngault22
    @johngault22 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was a Tuck(break snacks) shop person in my last year of Primary school in the North East of Scotland (before all the drugs), made me feel a cut above the younger ones in the school....mostly because I was taller than most of them.

    • @DarthSherm94
      @DarthSherm94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a tuck shop kid as well in the north east, think it was more of a generational thing, they just go to the actual shop and get stuff now

  • @Fiona-fi
    @Fiona-fi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We had a tuck shop at Brownies! At school, l always called my snack at playtime (recess) my "play piece".....a piece is what we call a sandwich. Loved the reaction! Most of these clips were just people drunk/wasted! I'm just outside Edinburgh and hubby had a deep fried pizza on Saturday. It's called a Scrunchie Supper! I'm not a fan...I'm OK with a battered deep fried pizza and chips but the pizza is so doughy and there's not enough toppings! 😂🤮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @hendryde-lux4287
    @hendryde-lux4287 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There should probably be something pointed out here and I'm speaking as a Scotsman myself - these are a special breed of Scots called "Glaswegians", they inhabit a different sphere of language and behaviour and should only be observed in their native habitat from afar

    • @themoderntemplar1567
      @themoderntemplar1567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doctor Edinburgh I presume?🙄😂

    • @DarthSherm94
      @DarthSherm94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he’s right, I’m aberdonean and we have a totally different dialect in the north east mainly Doric but also just a softer pronunciation as well

    • @firebyrd437
      @firebyrd437 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The Glaswegians are a special breed, but the Fifers are bam pots as well.

    • @MrsBungle6174
      @MrsBungle6174 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@firebyrd437 😂😂😂 agreed! Fifers have webbed feet too

  • @janemoney5144
    @janemoney5144 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think you did a great job with the accents! Better than me, and I have lived in Scotland for 20 years.

  • @AlSnoopsReid
    @AlSnoopsReid ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Regarding your trip over here, at least to Scotland, you might want to make friends with one or two Scottish folk and they would be able to get you started learning some of the common Scottish phrases and sayings; plus of course the different accents. A heavy Glaswegian(Glasgow) accent, is probably the hardest to understand and a Highland accent is the most easily understood with a soft brogue which has a beautiful lilt to it. Edinburgh too, is fairly easy and you will find that the differences between the Glasgow and Edinburgh accent are extremely distinct considering they are only 46.5 miles apart. You'll have to let us all know where and when you'll be in any given city/town/area as I'm fairly sure there will be lots of folk wishing to meet up with you for a pint, lol (or a swalley if you're in Glasgow; see what I mean about the Glasgow dialect).
    To the Scottish readers--PLEASE don't make a big thing of my comments, I'm not looking for an argument and tbf, what I've written is pretty close to the truth and you'll be giving Spencer and Daniel a wrong impression of us Scots and not how friendly and helpful we always are.

    • @AlSnoopsReid
      @AlSnoopsReid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for that Zander. Coincidentally, I had a pal called Zander when I was at High School in the late 60's. He was of Romany descent and lived in the Nungate area of Haddington, East Lothian.

    • @gabbymcclymont3563
      @gabbymcclymont3563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weegies are the best.

    • @AlSnoopsReid
      @AlSnoopsReid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xander8559 Lol, it's not all that bad surely my friend.

    • @grantbeattie5854
      @grantbeattie5854 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say the doric accent is a pretty hard to understand dialect too.

    • @AlSnoopsReid
      @AlSnoopsReid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grantbeattie5854 Having lived in Stonehaven and the village of Potterton just north west of Aberdeen, I'm quite familiar with the Doric tongue and I suppose that if you were to run across someone with a thick Doric accent, I have to agree that you might struggle with it. I hadn't thought of that so well noticed.

  • @pspence9569
    @pspence9569 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first video. He has a bottle of Buckfast next to him. It's fortified wine. It's also Glasgow, if it's summer, it might be five o'clock in the morning or half ten at night. We're pretty far north. If it were north American we'd be on that line between the Canadian provinces and the Northern Territories.

  • @sylbaryn
    @sylbaryn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm from Scotland and I didn't get half of that

  • @ladykaycey
    @ladykaycey ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember the tuck shop and we had our leaf piece as well. It was always the most popular kids with the teacher who got to go round with the tuck too. It clearly wasn't me lol 😂

  • @sirjaws49
    @sirjaws49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You must've seen Limmy before the scene with the drunk talking about texting his dead dad

  • @markthomas2577
    @markthomas2577 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we had a 'tuck shop' at our school in England

  • @MACCURRIE1
    @MACCURRIE1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Caw me an idiot again n ul take the jaw clean aff ye" hahah

  • @7lillie
    @7lillie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tuck shop during playtime/ break/ recess was also a thing down in London back in the day

  • @PL-tw8vf
    @PL-tw8vf ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Deep fried pizza is fantastic

  • @artasium1
    @artasium1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm Scottish and I had trouble with a couple of those. Not because of accent but because they were drunk or drugged and not talking coherently.

  • @TikTokin
    @TikTokin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have subscribed to you guys for years now and to see you react to one of my vids was crazy,, they do get better lol, not everyone in Scotland is drunk, keep watching, and keep up the good work, love your reactions 👍

  • @stevesoutar3405
    @stevesoutar3405 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the one near the end was talking about buying food from the tuck shop - tuck is another name for scran, or nosh (not that sort though!!) - Daniel almost got it - food for mid-morning break at school

  • @FinlagganYT
    @FinlagganYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As I’m scottish, I’ll be able to translate some key points and words/ phrases that you couldn’t quite catch in the video.
    CBeebies is a children’s TV show, one of my favourites actually.
    It’s all animated characters and stop motion filming
    We also deep fry Mars Bars (chocolate Mars bar)
    I’d love to try and experiment and deep fry a Cadbury boost bar
    When I was in school many many years ago, this was round about the 1980s, I called it a playpiece and so did everyone else and I hear these days people call it a snack, I don’t hear the word playpiece being used anymore but I still love that word/ name for it.
    The word playpiece I noticed started to pretty much fade out in the 2010s and right now in mid 2023 i don’t even hear it being used.
    Great video 😀
    Mr Happy

  • @brianmountain3358
    @brianmountain3358 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Team
    Do watch / review Gregor Fisher as Rab C Nesbitt. Enjoy Scottish humour

  • @gogglebox2427
    @gogglebox2427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching you struggling with the Scottish accent made me think you should waitch the Comedy Show... Burnistoun's "Voice Recognition Lift" skit. 🤣. EEEE-LLLL-EEEE-V-EEEEE-NNNNNNNNNNNN. 😂
    As others say... totally different accents across Scotland. Almost like sub-languages. And, I agree.... The Western Isles lilt is so beautiful.

    • @gabbymcclymont3563
      @gabbymcclymont3563 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The voice recognition in the lift is a excilent scetch you must check it out.

  • @ElGordo1959
    @ElGordo1959 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Celtic pronounced "Seltic" for the football team, but "Keltic" for the culture and ancestry, but I'm a Sassenach so what would I know! 🙃 One of the funniest clips is two Scots in a voice activated lift "Eeeeelevven!"

  • @dcanmore
    @dcanmore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember the tuck shop at Primary school, also brought my play piece. If the weans (children) had some money then they could buy a snack from the tuck shop, at my school it was a food and drink stall at the school usually run by the kids under supervision. If you didn't bring money then you brought your own 'play piece', usually a home-made sandwich you ate at play time.

  • @ajorngjdonaydbr
    @ajorngjdonaydbr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy on the ground was drinking Buckfast. Basically like your Four Loko only with fortified wine.

  • @MissJadeKennedy
    @MissJadeKennedy 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sure that’s a bottle of buckfast the boy in the first clip has beside him 😂

  • @steviekenny581
    @steviekenny581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I”ll take the jaw clean off ye” is a magical phrase🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @carlasutcliffe3611
    @carlasutcliffe3611 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh god yes….the tuck shop. That was a thing in the 60/70s…..god I’m old

  • @CharmCharlie
    @CharmCharlie ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm old and in England and remember the TUCK SHOP! You would have some change and could buy sweets, drinks or even sausage rolls sometimes!! Lol! God I am so old!!

  • @paulharvey9149
    @paulharvey9149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of these people's accents are in and around Glasgow, not least because of the way they're using their words. It's very distinct when compared to the rest of Scotland. Buckfast wine is actually made by a community of monks at Buckfast Abbey in Southwest England - supposedly good Christians making an absolute mint from alcoholism and other people's misery... There's a (presumably) empty bottle of it lying alongside the guy on the road in the first clip, actually. CBeebies is a children's TV channel. The Celtic - Rangers thing is highly complex, rooted as it is in the large number of Irish families that settled in and around Glasgow, which was then considered the Second City of the (British) Empire in terms of all it produced, and the availability of employment and wealth during the 19th and early 20th Centuries. Celtic (the team is pronounced with a S-sound) is basically an analogy of the Irish Nationalist descendants and usually Roman Catholic communities; Rangers is the same for the Unionist (with the UK) and usually Protestant side of the religious/political divides that continue to cause tensions, particularly in Northern Ireland, today.

  • @cyrus2728
    @cyrus2728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first guys been going through a few bottles of buckfast.

  • @hanifleylabi8071
    @hanifleylabi8071 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy drinking the buckfast wasn't getting more drunk sounding his accent was just getting thicker hahs

    • @donallmccrudden4812
      @donallmccrudden4812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't beat some wreck the hoos juice, it's not Scotland without commotion lotion

    • @hanifleylabi8071
      @hanifleylabi8071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@donallmccrudden4812 Commotion lotion AHAAAAA

  • @RobertWilson-jb4xw
    @RobertWilson-jb4xw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Playtime was a break during morning lessons in primary school , there was a shop outside the front gates of our school we called the tuck shop .

  • @stevehartley7504
    @stevehartley7504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    CBeebies is children's TV channel so quite light in nature to bring his mood up!

  • @dianef4227
    @dianef4227 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    CBeebies is bbc channel for the under 5s, so very bright colours, very short shows, perfect for your junkie on a trip.
    Tuck shops were a thing in NE England up to 2016 of the school didn’t have a shop nearby. Staff buy chocolate and fizzy drinks, kids buy it, any profit goes to paying for treats for the kids.

  • @bannjaxx
    @bannjaxx ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:45 that's Brian "Limmy" Limond Scottish writer, comedian famous now for live streaming and banter!

  • @corringhamdepot4434
    @corringhamdepot4434 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in the late 60s our school had a Tuck Shop in a wooden shed next to the playground selling sweets and crisps.

  • @HyperDaveUK
    @HyperDaveUK ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:17 I'm in Birmingham, we would get sweets and drinks from a Tuckshop at School, I don't think we called the actual sweets or drinks tuck though.

  • @NilZed1
    @NilZed1 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 'git CBeebies on mate" guy is a comedian named Limmey and he was doing some sort of drunk character. CBeebies is the children's channel of the BBC. he was the 'pick it up' guy too.

  • @FilterHQ
    @FilterHQ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most of these clips are from Glasgow...everywhere is posher than that, we'd never collapse on the street with buckfast...we'd have been drinking white wine or miller beer lol

  • @jazzx251
    @jazzx251 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Tuck shop" is universal in Britain ... every school has the breaktime "Tuck Shop", usually manned by students, where you can buy sweets and fizzy pop (soda). This is true of both private and state schools.

  • @ScotsmanDougal
    @ScotsmanDougal ปีที่แล้ว

    I grew up in a village called Leuchars. About 6 miles south of Dundee. We had a fish and chip shop there who used to deep fry pizza. It was absolutely rotten.

  • @dadscapes1125
    @dadscapes1125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The video with the CBeebies reference is a Scottish comedian called Limmy who has/had a sketch show. I’ve not seen that exact sketch before but going by what he’s saying it sounds like it’s a drug fuelled conscience or alter ago basically showing what people who are high on most likely heroin and alcohol sound like. CBeebies is a BBC television channel aimed at preschool kids, something like Nick Jnr. You’re also right, he’s talking about texting his dad but he’s been dead for a few months but he’s gonna text him anyway because he’s high

  • @annother3350
    @annother3350 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You were good to understand the gist of most of those!!

  • @stewartmcpherson470
    @stewartmcpherson470 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Play piece is what you took to school,Tuck was what you bought at school.

  • @ewanmcmillan2324
    @ewanmcmillan2324 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember both “ma play piece”, which when you grew up was simply “ma pieces”. Never used the term “ma tuck” but at secondary school, they all had a “tuck shop” where you could by crisps, chochy bars and general junk.
    McGill primary and Crookston Castle Secondary, both in Pollok. Great place to grow up before drugs were available, mid 50’s through to very early 70’s, then drugs changed everything.
    Glad we moved to Canada, although our present Prime Minister Turdeau is the biggest wanker on the planet, a shirt lifter to boot.
    Cheers everybody.
    PS, we’ll come back if Scotland ever becomes Independent, live up in the highlands somewhere.

  • @Hez20701
    @Hez20701 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cbeebies is a channel of children's shows pre school age. That should be used as a advert to tell kids dont do drugs if ever I saw one 😂

  • @Mr19411979
    @Mr19411979 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I`m Scottish born n` bred and I can confirm that the "deep fried," issue is misconstrued. Its a "take away," option that granted some people take too far. Most people I know eat relatively healthy food. But if you want you can ask exclusively ask a "chippy," ("Fish and chips take away,") to deep fry your food. (Anything..) Most famously "DEEP FRIED MARS BARS.."

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm laughing that you think pizza is the strangest thing we deep fry 😂ever had a deep fried Mars Bar? 🤣

  • @rozhunter7645
    @rozhunter7645 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first guy going through the Buckfast according to the bottle next to him

  • @fatbap
    @fatbap ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tuck shop is a thing in the north of Ireland too.

  • @barrypinkerton5685
    @barrypinkerton5685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have to check out the guy with the burning push chair.. .'are you the polis???'...different class!

  • @christopherworkman9148
    @christopherworkman9148 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They stole a money tub, very common for taxi drivers to have one.

  • @albertstevens4896
    @albertstevens4896 ปีที่แล้ว

    We had a tuck shop at our school and that was in the south of England which sold sweets, crisps etc...

  • @Lulubelle123
    @Lulubelle123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CBeebies is kids tv. That was Limmy - very funny man - Limmy’s Show was hysterical. We don’t fry everything 😊

    • @tok1964
      @tok1964 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Limmy is the worst thing to come out of Scotland, dumb as fuck….

  • @wizardflaps
    @wizardflaps ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even Scottish people can't translate this. Facts.

  • @angelavara4097
    @angelavara4097 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cbeebies is a show for young kids. A tuck shop means food shop.

  • @susyward581
    @susyward581 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tuck shop is a nationwide thing. My favourites (London) was a chocolate covered digestive blue and silver wrapper milk, red and silver dark. Cheese cheese puffs, crisps. And the ice cream van after school

  • @Rosiepooh75
    @Rosiepooh75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cbeebies is the young children's tv channel 😂

  • @DruncanUK
    @DruncanUK ปีที่แล้ว

    Cbeebies is a pre-school children's tv channel, something along the lines of Nick Jr in US. Cbeebies is the sister channel for CBBC or Children's BBC.

  • @brianhanna3128
    @brianhanna3128 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CBeebies is another name used by CBBC or Children's BBC, which as you may expect is a BBC channel for children.

    • @tobytaylor2154
      @tobytaylor2154 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer peado protectors as a name for the bbc

    • @matthewdale4135
      @matthewdale4135 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CBeebies is the toddler channel and CBBC is for the older kids say primary schools age and up.

  • @AlSnoopsReid
    @AlSnoopsReid ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The pizzas that are deep fried are very basic with only a very thin layer of tomato paste spread on the thin base and covered with some kind of weird cheese, but to be honest, I really enjoy them once in a while. Easy to eat while walking home from the pub as there are basically no loose toppings to fall off. I wouldn't knock it until you've tried one; you never know, you might just enjoy one. Only to be found in a Scottish Chippie (fish and chip shop).

  • @bobbybigboyyes
    @bobbybigboyyes ปีที่แล้ว

    A drink called Buckfast sounds like it has come from Buckfast Abbey, brewed by monks to blow your head off!

  • @alisonrodger3360
    @alisonrodger3360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a deep fried half pizza supper (supper = with chips) with Salt, vinegar & Brown sauce on Friday, delicious.
    Buckfast is nutter juice, pure & simple.

  • @neotabona8433
    @neotabona8433 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t what’s funnier, the accents or your reactions😂😂😂

  • @scodee
    @scodee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m Scottish and I struggled with what was going on

  • @geraldineburns1619
    @geraldineburns1619 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First Guy has a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine next to him. This stuff is dangerous lol but a staple among many. It’s basically 15% Tonic Wine (equivalent of 11 units of alcohol, with Caffeine added ( equivalent of 10 cans of Coke).

  • @rosshunter9782
    @rosshunter9782 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious man.
    Ps it’s called a pizza crunch ( deep fried pizza)
    Also deep fry mars bars aswell lol

  • @LOVEchristHEwasVEGAN
    @LOVEchristHEwasVEGAN ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was robbed in derry northern ireland about 15 years ago and the cops gave me and my ex a lift home ( an hours walk away) and told us to shove the machine guns onto the floor as they were taking up the seat lol

  • @Eve-Nicholson
    @Eve-Nicholson ปีที่แล้ว

    Buckfast Abbey Tonic is lovely!!!

  • @MyBigMouth
    @MyBigMouth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy with the pan on his head reminds me of a great prank that Sky Sports News fell for. The song he was doing was "Ya Da sells Avon; yer Maw punts cooncil" (Translated: Your Dad sell Avon (the make-up and perfume company; an insult meant to insinuate that he is effeminate. Your mother sells cheap quality drugs; this is usually said as the response). Anywho, someone posted a tweet pretending to be Aberdeen Football Club announcing they'd signed a Turkish player by the name of Yerdäs Selzavön, Sky Sports News reported it, and later found out they'd been had.

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The wee boy and his mum were talking about what they'd had for lunch, I believe (I couldn't quite make out the very beginning). His mum joked asking him why he hadn't made her dinner, and he replied that he couldn't reach the counter. Then he listed off what he'd had to eat (scrambled eggs, toast, and sausages) and what his mum had to eat (tattie scones, aka potato scones). Then she joked again asking if he was going to do the dishes, and he put his head in his hand because he was fed up trying to tell her he couldn't reach 😂

  • @Smartlife69-ut1hm
    @Smartlife69-ut1hm 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ten minutes in ,The Glaswegian was concerned about the policeman's Safety ...

  • @chrisicotec7652
    @chrisicotec7652 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    first video, the guy on the ground, thats pretty standard in glasgow, notice the bottle of bucky laid nearby, hes pished...
    the texting his dead dad sketch, Cbeebies is a tv channel for preschool kids and toddlers.
    deep fried pizza probably isnt how you imagine it, the pizza is very basic pizza bread with sauce and a sprinle of cheese that you would find in the budget section of a supermarket, you dont put toppings on it

  • @fibrown444
    @fibrown444 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was a hurricane a few years back, we nicknamed it Hurricane Bawbag (yes it does mean what you're thinking). A short clip of trampoline in Fife blowing away sums it up nicely.

  • @CM-ey7nq
    @CM-ey7nq ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Scots are like Scandinavians only more Scottish, they said. I thought they exaggerated. Until I went there. We are like brothers when we get drunk together, seem to be the only ones who can understand each other after x amounts of whisky :)

  • @BDR75
    @BDR75 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fife in scotland watching along 👍

    • @ladykaycey
      @ladykaycey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in Fife too! 😊

    • @BDR75
      @BDR75 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladykaycey I’m in Leven,

    • @ladykaycey
      @ladykaycey ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BDR75 just along the road. I'm in Glenrothes.

  • @pauldurkee4764
    @pauldurkee4764 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy drinking from the bottle in the car is drinking buckie, buckfast tonic wine, it causes people to argue and fight with their reflections in shop windows.

  • @rainyfeathers9148
    @rainyfeathers9148 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Cbeebies is a kids show segment on the BBC for toddlers. CBBC is for... like, 7yrs and up

  • @Osiris9216
    @Osiris9216 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to work with the guy filming the 2nd video, I'll need to show him this.

  • @pspence9569
    @pspence9569 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Tuck / Tuck Shop is just an on school sweet shop / candy store. Lower prices, non profit. Before sugar was bad. Play piece. It's a sandwich. We have sliced loaves of bread, where the slices longer and thinner than most loaves. It's literally called a plain loaf. You put filling on one side fold the other half over it. One slice of bread, or one piece of bread. I love the idea of it. But the bread itself. The crusts are nice...

  • @rebeccaclive4462
    @rebeccaclive4462 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deep fried pizza aka “Pizza crunch” with gravy or curry sauce is a heart attack in a box but it’s also amazing😂

  • @MrGollybaggio77
    @MrGollybaggio77 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deep fried pizza is called a pizza crunch and its blooming amazing.....unless your on a diet

  • @Hez20701
    @Hez20701 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Had kick door in cause he lost his keys 😂

  • @forry1909
    @forry1909 ปีที่แล้ว

    CBeebies is a BBC TV channel in the UK for under 5 year olds. The fella talking about it is a Scottish comedian called Limmy playing a character he does called DeeDee who is a junkie. Limmy is funny but he'll be very difficult for you guys to grasp I think. He is actually a video game streamer on Twitch now. 😂

  • @mrsiborg
    @mrsiborg ปีที่แล้ว

    We used to have tuck shops and that's in Lancashire.

  • @scottyman-ey6bf
    @scottyman-ey6bf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you been on the Patsy 😂😂…. Patsy Clyne …. wine 🤷‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿