[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Diarrhea Kazoo Story

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  • Vinny tells the story of a viewer that allegedly got diarrhea after blowing on a Vinesauce Kazoo live on Vinesauce!
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ความคิดเห็น • 297

  • @vinesauce
    @vinesauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    I feel a slight rumbling in my stomach... It's probably nothing right?

  • @oldmanbaleb
    @oldmanbaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Step 1. blow into the kazoo
    instructions unclear; experienced horrific diarrhea

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hum, blowing will just tear the tissue paper.

  • @neilxmarino
    @neilxmarino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    the person may have an allergy to whatever metal was used in the kazoo. nickel, copper, and zinc allergies are pretty common

    • @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921
      @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That makes sense

    • @ProsNBros
      @ProsNBros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      that's probably why it tasted so bad to them too

    • @nikitalobo9337
      @nikitalobo9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, okay, but why you need to suck kazoo in the first place?

    • @MelodyRose96
      @MelodyRose96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@nikitalobo9337 Maybe he didn't know how to use it? I never understood how a kazoo works. Makes sense why he thought he should suck on it, in my perspective.

    • @funnytimeoofman8855
      @funnytimeoofman8855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No its the vinot curse

  • @MrDjWalnut
    @MrDjWalnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Are we sure the forbidden suckling technique didn't cause him to inadvertently play the brown note?

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      too bad mythbusters proved the brown note doesnt exist :/

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mikotoh Mythbuster are paid by the government to lie to us about the brown note.

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrunkenCoward1 sure they are

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactynemann4356 u wot m8

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    “You tell funny tales from your childhood, grandpa”

  • @kero424
    @kero424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    that English major finally coming in handy for those mad bars at the end

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Accidentally misread that as Mars Bars.

  • @donutdebauchery8192
    @donutdebauchery8192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The saga continues...
    A new chapter of Vinesauce lore.

    • @imustbeames3727
      @imustbeames3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one ever really dies.... arrhea

  • @wonderputty5747
    @wonderputty5747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Why didn’t he call it the poo poo kazoo

    • @CosmindArt
      @CosmindArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i think Goo Poo Kazoo would be even more fitting considering the consistency of the 'incident'

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I am the poop man, they are the poop men, I am the Vinesauce, Poo Poo Kazoo

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OtakuUnitedStudio mister sitting poop man shitting

    • @sadmeat8937
      @sadmeat8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pretty little shits all in a row.
      See how they run like diarehea, son
      See how they shite

    • @AE-jo2fy
      @AE-jo2fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the kapoo

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    That title gave me an out of body experience

    • @backupsideways
      @backupsideways 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “The diarrhea kazoo story”

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thumbnail fucking threw me into the astral plane

  • @DrNotnert
    @DrNotnert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    This man will soon enter the Vinesauce Hall of Meme Fame along side Rusty Kuntz and Mike Love

  • @lordlasagna5121
    @lordlasagna5121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I like how Vinny just doesn't wanna believe he gave a poo kazoo to a fan. Admit it. Own it. If chat is bad threaten to send them poo kazoos.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "poo kazoo"

    • @nekomancer47
      @nekomancer47 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it’s more likely that some outside factor gave that fan the poo than some kazoo. Especially since no one else really had that problem. And who would wanna say “yes, I sold you an inferior product that caused your gastrointestinal distress.” Admitting that would be like saying Vinny knew the kazoo was poo butt sent it out anyways.

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the shits due to exposure to Vine kazoos you may be entitled to attention from Vinny

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ActionYak Lmaoooo

  • @rabiroden
    @rabiroden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    vinny spittin some hot fire at the end there.
    judas's end was also spitting hot fire.

  • @TheQwertyisdead
    @TheQwertyisdead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I did what any sane man would do."
    Me: You went to consult a medical expert, or searched for possible explanations on the net?
    "I SUCC'D IT"
    Me: Oh, right.

  • @theringwoodbros
    @theringwoodbros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Dude Stop has been beaten for shortest fullsauce video, we did it boys

    • @NefariousBear
      @NefariousBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blossom Tales is shorter. It's only 2 and a half minutes long. Vinny would actively have to try to beat that one.

    • @MitoNova583
      @MitoNova583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and now Dragon Quest Builders 2 has the shortest Fullsauce video

  • @elegant_lilligant
    @elegant_lilligant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Possibly the best Vinesauce video name and the meme

  • @theredblooper
    @theredblooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Metal allergies are a thing for sure, but I'd be lying if I said that email didn't come off as being a little *too* descriptive. In any case, I hope the dude's doing alright and got himself an allergy test and some definitive answers.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I will recount this tale to my child.

  • @cheerleaderb.5946
    @cheerleaderb.5946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I like how he writes. Very elaborated.

    • @cheerleaderb.5946
      @cheerleaderb.5946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @divide two Diarrhea improves your writing skills, huh... Should have known.
      Time to go to Taco Bell! For knowledge!

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    What is there to say? The title says it all.

    • @remy7541
      @remy7541 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is there to say? The title says it all.

    • @exetone
      @exetone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The title doesn't say much

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions well i’m not dissapointed

  • @JorgeSilva-dg1nx
    @JorgeSilva-dg1nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never had I heard of a Kazoo able to play the brown note.

  • @BCB9614
    @BCB9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The nature of this story and the way the emailer delivered it gives Cr1tiKaL some serious competition.

  • @newmono7341
    @newmono7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Vinesauce has a high quality fanbase 👌

  • @sioonhho
    @sioonhho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Easily the best intro to a stream I've managed to tune into

  • @Faires5
    @Faires5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love the word *S U C K L E* so much right now!
    This community is precious to me.

  • @Gameboy3DS
    @Gameboy3DS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was a disgusting, yet humble story.
    Only from Vinesauce can you get that combination.

  • @BoneyMythic
    @BoneyMythic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the tale of a cursed toxic kazoo

  • @alexrosslerart7426
    @alexrosslerart7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Legend of Vinesauce: Kazoo of Diarrhea

  • @GamayObera
    @GamayObera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You looks so much identical to the *BALD* Joel on that thumbnail, Binyor.

    • @maikeru6158
      @maikeru6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gamay Obera everyone knows Vinny is Joel

  • @GoldRubyProduction
    @GoldRubyProduction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A crucial addition of Vinesauce lore.

  • @silverglove2012
    @silverglove2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I would just like to say I got a ad for a game called brown dust

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That game has hot anthros in it

  • @user-ur5eg3bl1q
    @user-ur5eg3bl1q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Are you the spiritual successor of *Karnov,* Mr. Vincent? You're breathing fire like him!

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      光の女神パルテナ I see you everywhere in these vinesauce videos!
      You are like almost as popular as me in the community!

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SlyHikari03
      Wait a minute...
      _Who ARE you?_

    • @phoenixwright1465
      @phoenixwright1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@admiralpepper6933 Yeah, who is that?

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phoenixwright1465
      I'unno, do _YOU?_

    • @phoenixwright1465
      @phoenixwright1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@admiralpepper6933 I dunno, first time I seen them

  • @calamaty2007
    @calamaty2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never thought I would hear anyone be so happy upon experiencing Diarrhea from supposedly the same source.

  • @antiproductive4131
    @antiproductive4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You can't upload a video like that and expect me not to immediately click on it

  • @PepperKatLancer
    @PepperKatLancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "so I licked the thing that I think gave me Diarrhea"
    me: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

    • @hatredmalice7273
      @hatredmalice7273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      for science

    • @PepperKatLancer
      @PepperKatLancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hatredmalice7273 even though it gave you number 3?

    • @hatredmalice7273
      @hatredmalice7273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PepperKatLancer gotta find out what that number 3 was somehow

    • @PepperKatLancer
      @PepperKatLancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hatredmalice7273it's the screaming Sh@!$

  • @wendigovanderblitz4823
    @wendigovanderblitz4823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Kazoo Kid pooped his whole digestive system after the shooting of "You on Kazoo".

  • @its-amemegatron.9521
    @its-amemegatron.9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guess you could say he used it to play the _Song of Storms._

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Diarrhea Bloke: Hmm, I got diarrhea after licking that one Kazoo. I know, I'll lick it *AGAIN* for science!

    • @Solanuma
      @Solanuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For it to be really scientific sound he should increase his number of study participants to about 200 people and split the group in two. One group will suck on the diarrhea kazoo while the other sucks on a regular store bought and then our boy has to look for any remarkable differences between the two. He might even get this peer reviewed and published.
      i believe in him!!!

  • @admiralpepper6933
    @admiralpepper6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is this like some kind of new fatality, Vinyotta?

  • @tekwerk
    @tekwerk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    KH3 critical mode, job interview, and a diarrhea kazoo. Best bday ever. Thanks Vin, love the streams

  • @blazzzeboy
    @blazzzeboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like how you can faintly hear smash ultimate in the background

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    god dammit vinny, i literally JUST came

  • @maikeru6158
    @maikeru6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Quality Vinesauce content

  • @araindog1657
    @araindog1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lovely birthday gift

  • @boracaybecker175
    @boracaybecker175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is exactly why I watch Vinesauce.

  • @qualityvinesaucechannel542
    @qualityvinesaucechannel542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some quality kazoo you got there Vinny

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad we finally got a conclusion to this story arc.

  • @zergberg1278
    @zergberg1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im so glad i saw this live

  • @Dracroix
    @Dracroix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    vinny wholesome streams

  • @escupiman
    @escupiman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should hand out Strep Kazoo's next year

  • @maximus4765
    @maximus4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the thumbnail and knew I had come upon something truly special.

  • @emmarossignol4445
    @emmarossignol4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why does vinny start dropping bars at the end

  • @mattmatt1302
    @mattmatt1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...I licked the damn thing from top to bottom..."

  • @misateki
    @misateki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great

  • @dissonanceparadiddle
    @dissonanceparadiddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gosh dang I love this community

  • @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362
    @fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The saga continues

  • @najwan3672
    @najwan3672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    epic rhymes by binyot at the end

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to Vinesauce, enjoy your stay

  • @skeptale
    @skeptale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wouldn't it be a #1.5? Since the consistency is between a #1 and a #2?

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is William Burroughs weirdest vignette.

  • @Echolox
    @Echolox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is main channel material right here

  • @Abyssic1
    @Abyssic1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    some metal allergy i'd guess.

  • @MetalDeeds
    @MetalDeeds 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is it, this is peak Vinesauce content

  • @violetplasma4061
    @violetplasma4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this man got BARZ

  • @ezraf.7759
    @ezraf.7759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Explaining Vinesauce to anyone who doesn't watch him is difficult when he uploads shit like this

  • @Horsaz
    @Horsaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quite wholesome.

  • @-snazzysnek-5570
    @-snazzysnek-5570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boy that was a notification to get

  • @fury_b0wzer
    @fury_b0wzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I needed was kazoo to convince me to watch this

  • @mso1ps4
    @mso1ps4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I will save you the details'

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Vinesauce kazoo causing diarrhea? Must’ve been the Sunday Stream branded kazoo’s.

  • @ValientineVincent
    @ValientineVincent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rap was actually really wholesome.

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How much do you think this guy could get for *the* kazoo on Ebay or a similar online auction site

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Looks like you didn’t drink enough calcium.
    Everyone knows meelk is gud for your bodee

    • @MitoNova583
      @MitoNova583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it makes your skeleton Strong & Healthy
      OH NO THE SKELETON’S COMING OUT A A A A A A A A A A A

    • @EldritchDoodler4828
      @EldritchDoodler4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mito with a Gun
      *I L I V E*

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He had every opportunity not to speak, but he did.

  • @Zen17h
    @Zen17h 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a weird allergy-taste thing - years ago I took some kind of acne capsules that had a similar heavy diarrhea effect ONLY if I tasted the plastic coating. It took me a few days to discover that it was those capsules, as I didn't have any effect if I managed to get them down without touching my tongue so I could taste it, but every time I tasted them (can't really remember how it tasted, but it wasn't good, but not more horrible than other pills and such) I would get sick within a few hours

  • @phoenixwright1465
    @phoenixwright1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm going to get a child just to tell this story to them, and how to never succ a Kazoo from Vinesauce, or else they will be in agony like that guy in "Supah Poopah Doopah".

  • @Blaze____________
    @Blaze____________ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kazoo is the source of the brown note.

  • @mustardwizard
    @mustardwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Number fifteen: diarrhea kazoo.

  • @lt_dagg
    @lt_dagg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An english major reads an english major's email.

  • @violetplasma4061
    @violetplasma4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    forbidden suckle technique

  • @IkkoArts
    @IkkoArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy fuck. That kazoo legitimately had some really virulent strain of bacteria.

  • @sepu_
    @sepu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think that the kazoo gave me diarrhea. What do i do to prove it? Try to get diarrhea again to see if im right.
    GALAXY BRAIN

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cause of death: Vinesauce Kazoo

  • @quinnsaturn
    @quinnsaturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm eternally grateful that i do not experience gastrointestinal distress from kazoos

  • @Soshiplayz
    @Soshiplayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Diarreha kazooie is my favorite game!

  • @marioblue22
    @marioblue22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't get over the suckle part lol

  • @gtsavestheday6569
    @gtsavestheday6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bars

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i stopped everything i was doing when i got the notification

  • @JordanStar7
    @JordanStar7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved my Ownaj grab bag and my kazoo was actually broken. Also, does anyone else have and currently use the Vinerizon keychain? My friends think it’s so bizarre hahah

  • @pekopop5753
    @pekopop5753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess this is my nightime story.it's 3:26 AM here

  • @michalswag
    @michalswag 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    best title award goes to

    • @michalswag
      @michalswag ปีที่แล้ว

      no way this video is so young i could leave a dumbass comment without watching it. i was sure this was like a classic story.

  • @Foxxarius
    @Foxxarius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:15 *BARS*🔥

  • @burntsn0w
    @burntsn0w 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The W H A T

  • @rykard7522
    @rykard7522 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He clearly likes it!

  • @WhatsAMeadow4
    @WhatsAMeadow4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, with a title like that

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor Chris Kleeberg :(

  • @audiblewheezinginbound9709
    @audiblewheezinginbound9709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That kazoo gave the poor dude a severe case of...
    *booty juice*

  • @GoogleUser-ms6hr
    @GoogleUser-ms6hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like formal this email is

  • @gongalicious
    @gongalicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow I cant believe Judas got the shits from a vinesauce kazoo before betraying Jesus

  • @Whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse
    @Whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My only question is if sounded like a kazoo coming out