Unplanned - The Cinema Snob
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The Cinema Snob checks out the latest big movie from Pure Flix! - บันเทิง
Abby: "They sued me because I spoke out for the unborn!" PP: "Actually you stole a xerox machine and many many laptops."
Sara Williamson sounds about right.
But she stole those for the unborn lol
They were for Neil Breen tho
yea, right.
I thought birth control and pelvic examinations would be Planned Parenthoods soda and fries, since they're less costly. But I guess promoting safe sex and birth control in a Christian film is even worse than abortion.
According to a segment on PBS Newshour, while the Trump/Pence administration is working to cut PP funding its increasing funding to women's clinics that don't offer abortion OR birth control. That's in addition to renewed funding for abstinence education in place of traditional sex education.
Since lower income women are the primary clients of such clinics get ready for more poor children needing assistance that the GOP continue to cut.
Topher S what you have to remember is if only people who want to have children have children than that won’t be enough to replace the current working generation. And what happens when a country’s population declines? Immigrants become more and more necessary. The GOP can’t stand for that
@@MadameTamma I doubt that's even true. People (natives, I guess) aren't having kids because they can't afford kids. Tanked economy, failure of a housing market, minimum wage in the toilet, middle/working class jobs becoming more and more obsolete. I would love to be having children, but I can't afford it. And that goes for a huge majority of my generation. But no, don't fix those issues, just force unprepared young women into motherhood. Great plan GOP.
@@MadameTamma yeah let's all just start having kids regardless of our circumstances. MadameTamma, that is just the type of straw-man argument the conservative right has become so consistent at crafting.
I kept yelling that at my phone. It did nothing.
Most abortions are done before surgery is needed. This movie makes it seem like all abortions are off fully formed 8 month olds. It is insane how fully formed those fetuses were for people with almost no pregnancy bump.
You say that like this movie gives a fuck about being accurate or logical. Come on now.
The entire "Pro-Life" movement is based on lies.
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
@@jessezimmerman4486 No joke, they used to advertise Pro-Life Groups as "Medical Centers" that "Gave the facts about Abortion" to help you "Be sure"
Upon going to the "Medical Center", the women were told that abortion greatly increased their risk of Cancer, and that most women got PTSD from the procedure and later killed themselves. The latter talking point was used for a side-story in Voiceless.
Of course neither of these things are true... and the "Medical Center" was not accredited nor did it even staff anyone with any medical training at all. It was nothing more than a religious group posing as a "Medical Center"
A series of Malpractice and Misrepresentation based lawsuits put an end to this, but the damage was done and the myth of Abortion having "Side-Effects" is still a Right Wing Talking Point to this day
90% OF ABORTIONS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST 12 WEEKS. THIS MOVIE'S IS TRYING TO GET WOMEN AND MEDICAL PROVIDERS KILLED!!!!!!
"Abortion is our fries and soda"
-Cheryl (Unplanned 2019)
I wish I was in High school again so that could be my senior picture quote.
@brandon roberts Just so we're clear if I was at a place that was serving that, I would def order it so I could have something interesting to talk about at parties.
@@LammasuRex LOL I about fell out of my chair laughing when I read your comment.
That's one "high quality" straw man they're building there. Wooh weee.
Could I get some hot mustard sauce for my aborted fetus, please?
I was very disappointed in this film. It is a religious movie with no basketball scene.
Why couldn't they have Planned Parenthood employees throwing fetus through a basketball hoop.
They're saving that for the sequel.
Or the pro-birthers challenge Planned Parenthood to a basketball game and ask God to help them win. This gives them an enchanted Bible that allows them to steal the talent of NBA superstars with a single touch so they can crush the pro-choicers on the court.
Edit: changed "pro-lifers" to "pro-birthers" because "pro-life" means supporting adoption reform, abortion as a last resort and health care that is accessible and affordable for all. "Pro-birth" is... well, you saw the movie... unless you're just here for the comments.
@@taylorholmstrom248 Good plot, but needs more Air Bud.
@@taylorholmstrom248 Come on and SLAM and welcome to the FETUS.
@@murrfeeling Spoiler alert: Air Bud IS God.
Abortion is such a complicated topic, and the cartoonistic characters and lies in this movie aren't helping anyone. Abortion is not a billion dollar industry. Stop.
But, ironically enough, being anti-abortion is a billion dollar industry. Fancy that.
Is there actually money to get from dead fetuses? Like any money that's not trivial? Like I guess labs buy the dead medical waste? I can't see it. From my limited exposure I thought regulations were really careful about not putting price tags on human material like blood, tissue, etc directly. They pay costs for storage, transport, etc.
@@Hyreia Abortion is just like having your period. It's impossible to kill the fetus because it's not alive yet. The baby does not come to life until it's 4-6 weeks old. That's when it's too late to get the abortion.
Pure Flix wut r u doing? Pure Flix STAHP!
Michelle Warns that's horshit
seriously why can't more people be pro choice and not be consumed with semantics like a fucking religious nut
like seriously
it is alive, what's important is that all people deserve a good life, and if it can't be provided, then they are better off dead
So Pureflix is claiming that they're being persecuted by the same organization with a reputation for giving LGBT movies NC-17 ratings? Yeah makes total sense.
The MPAA only persecutes movie makers that are not marketable.
It’s called “working the refs”. The last thirty years of political debate have been shaped by it.
And no minorities i their movies. Well hardly any lol
@@BrotherMag If Pureflix does cast minorities, it's Conservative black actors like Stacy Dash and Isaiah Washington, who looks like a Ben Carson clone.
Fun fact, the woman lied. She never saw a thing. She was only a volunteer she didn't even have a medical license. Wow it's Gwenith Paltrow all over again. 🤦♀️
She is a well known liar and grifter.
"Cheryl was in the closet killing babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
@@uthertheking The baby looked at her? Get me Super Nintendo Chalmers!!!
Oh God its like "I'm not Ashamed" being about Rachel Scott not true!
Funny when most major corporations tell you something people are skeptical but when PP does it they believe it. I guess the lady who won a 3 mil wrongful termination suit because she was fired for bringing up health and safety violations was lying too. At least if you believe PP.
On the whole "filming the patients" thing, these people also put the footage up on sites like TH-cam to 'shame' people going into clinics. Sometimes women seeking abortions are pregnant by an abusive boyfriend or spouse, or have abusive parents who would disapprove, etc.. Putting footage of clinic patients online can literally put their lives in danger and has actually resulted in people being murdered. That's why volunteer escorts at clinics will do things like shield patients walking into the clinic with umbrellas, so that protesters can't see their faces or film them.
I'm pretty sure that's why they film them.
Yeah i love how the people who made this film completely ignore that. Also completely ignoring the cases where the baby has no heartbeat, in other words a miscarriage, and the mom has to abort because this baby is not going to come to term anyway and leaving it inside her could either damage her reproductive organs or KILL HER. But that doesn't stop these people from harassing them anyway or even refusing to give them medication even though the moms didn't want this and were fulling intending to carry that kid were it not for the fact that it died. I mean they willfully ignore the fact that sometimes the mom doesn't want the abortion but it's the abortion or death but no they don't give a fuck
Not only that. There are also prepubescent pregnancies, as a result of r*pe. In these cases, the child is highly unlikely to survive giving birth or even carrying a fetus. So outlawing abortion would condemn many actually born children to death.
@@duowest642 They also choose to ignore single women in low income who can barely support themselves, nonetheless a child, who would have to jump through hops to try and find benefits that could take years, resulting in a crap life for both them and the child. Nah, instead, let's make millions exploiting them instead of helping them out.
@DragonBat362 Why not? Consent to sex is NOT consent to pregnancy.
"Huh, a review of that one abortion movie that came out a while ago. Might as well watch it. What if they actually make compelling points through a good story that's mindful of all the nuances surrounding the reasons why people get these procedures?"
*Sees the Pureflix logo*
"Oh. This is going to hurt."
Phelous: Oh this Is gonna suck.
_This is what you get for still having hope!_
One of the proudest, and most shameful, moments of my life: Coming home after an especially brutal 24 shift on an ambulance, I spotted these abortion protesters shouting and marching outside the local family planning clinic. I think the fatigue combined with being fed up with assholes made me punch the accelerator and drive through the flooded gutters, creating a pretty impressive wave that soaked the protesters, their signs, and all their propaganda. I felt a little bad later, but not that bad.
Oh boy.
thank you for feeling bad.
You did the right thing.
You're doing the lord's work.
Nah, fuck em. It was just water. They're fine. If anything, they used that as martyrdom bragging rights in whatever Facebook group they belong to.
Two years ago from eight years ago?
"WHAT TIME IS IT?!" -- Linkara
Let's do the time warp agaaaaain!
What YEAR is it?!
All you need is a teacher eternally welcoming her Tandy computer obsessed class back from their summer vacation to truly be trapped in the loop
@@mitchellcowan2500 Space is warped and time Is bendable.
Is it Miller Time?
"I bet it's really gonna shock someone who's seen 4 ET pornos!" Weird flex but okay.
It may not be an orthodox hook, but it's an effective one. Where else you gonna find that kind of perspective?
An unorthodox quote but effective.
@@MrMillionDub Right? This means that Brad has seen twice as many ET pornos as I have!... Wait...
It’s a good day when the snob reviews a religious propaganda film
Although it is sad so many of these hateful pieces of trash exist.
Yes. I'll be burning cheetos smelling candles in praise of this review.
It is a good day to snark.
As a Christian, I appreciate him slandering these terrible films that give us a bad name. We're not all like this lol
#MrFretz yes you are and i like it
"Abortion is our Fries and Soda"
That line was so stupid I laughed so loud, so glad I wasn't drinking it would have gone everywhere!
When I watched this in a packed theater, the audience gasped at that line. They bought that movie hook, line, and sinker. I watch pureflix movies now when I want to be scared, horror films just don't do it any more.
@@ColeslawVariant truth is always more horrifying than fiction.
When the cringe is so strong it leaves you VOICELESS.
CaptainMarvell92 Returns ba dum bum tsss
Harold That is...terrifying. But now, I do have to admit I'm secretly relieved: even my most hyperconservative family members thought this was over the top and muttered that this kind of propaganda gives an erroneous impression about the services offered by Planned Parenthood. I know it's sad I'm grateful for having relatives who ONLY think that most abortions involve 8 month pregnant women breezily deciding on a whim that they'd rather be un-pregnant in time for bikini season...but hey! At least they think accessible, affordable contraception is good for reducing abortion rates, so I guess it could be worse?
The actors were warned that doing this movie would ruin their career? I thought doing a pure flix movie was automatically was a career ender.
Unleas you're David A R White
@@gingergoddess8953 but that's partly because he owns Pureflix.
That's not enough for those washed up nineties actors
*Thier careers already ended. That's why the resort to PureFlix.*
@@Djeispark And some were, dare I say it, aborted before they could begin.
"Abortion is our fries and soda"
I like to order those value abortions off the dollar menu.
Goddamn it! Too funny!
They're good with lots of hot mustard sauce.
@@dx1450 Can I get that in buffalo:)
Super Size that abortion please.
As Hugo and Jake would call it, "The Mr Pibb of Abortions"
"Plus you lose a discount" FFS who actually believes this is how it works?
Planned Parenthood workers don’t just spawn out of nowhere, waiting to be changed. This story breaks down with the slightest amount of effort put into understanding.
There's the key phrases, "effort" and "understanding."
Actually using your sense of empathy and compassion to understand a non-evangelical person's point of view forces these super-hateful ultra-evangelicals to recognise that other people who aren't them are not just walking stereotypes, robbing them of their sense of moral high ground and inflated persecution complex, which they can't allow, as that's pretty much what fuels them and the echo chambers they like to surround themselves in.
@@AnInsideJoke don't forget the fact that poor people exist. They really hate that...
@@AnInsideJoke I can't tell if this is peak irony or extreme lack of self-awareness.
@@AnInsideJoke i don't know, there something hilarious about these movies depicting people like me like mustache twirling villains. Ray Wise was fun as hell in GND 2.
''We are gonna prove once and for all.....that God is dead. >:)''
Pretty cool the movie did what season 7 of Buffy couldn’t do: get Robia LaMorte to reprise her role as The First Evil.
Probably wouldn't have had much of an in-story impact anyway. Buffy had suffered far worse loss since then, and Giles was already acting like a dick, so no need for her ghost there.
@@RavynMad121 the First Evil was a generic doomsday villain anyway.
she actually got born-again between seasons 3 and 7 and didnt want to play a character who was basically the Devil. Yes, I got this from Wikipedia, so what?
696190 yeah...and here she is playing arguably someone worse than The Devil, if Pure Flix propaganda is to be taken seriously (which it most definitely not to be taken seriously). The sign of the newly Born Again: become a self-righteous asshole and dramatically abandon everything others deem as ‘bad’.
The First can take whatever form it likes.
This movie was being protested in my home town. The movie bombed... HARD...
I told my friends the only way to watch this movie is through a Cinema Snob review... so thank you... thank you for this review
@Brendan Milburn As a bomb I meant in my city, I know Brad said it did really well but I have a feeling it was more profitable in the USA then it was in Canada. Which is strange that it was being distributed because we don't have Planned Parenthood here.
@@edgeyberzerker Nah, it didn't bomb in your city, Brendan knows better.
SoramimiKeiki edgeyberzerker literally just said it was protested against. If that city’s about as big as I think it is, the sales could be low. Or maybe it was big enough I don’t know, but what are you talking about?
Hello fellow cinma snob fan.
There are so many movies I'm glad he covers to save me from having to sit through them. I wouldn't be able to make it through these abortion movies without pulling my hair out.
It is sad that "Abby" had to have two abortions, isn't it? If only she'd had access to birth control. Maybe if there was a clinic she could go to where they provide such services, including pap smears and STI screenings...If only such a place existed.
(Also, if you don't want to work at Planned Parenthood, then just...don't work there. There. That was easy.)
well Abby actually quit her job there. I guess there is some irony in her having had two abortions there, before turning to the other side of the debate.
My mom said the priest at my hometown Catholic church that I used to attend recommended this film, calling it "informative" and "enlightening".
Never before have I been so scared for my mother's well-being.
@brandon roberts So a documentary?
I live in a conservative bible belt area of the country, and everyone is praising this movie as being "something everyone needs to see." Because, you know, everyone needs to be brainwashed with how bad and evil abortion is.
I mean, he is a priest. My current view of priests is "probably up to something horrible unless proven otherwise".
@brandon roberts The christian saw film knockoff already did it by accident.
Master Markus My dad is a pastor, and I can assure you that he’s not up to anything, mostly because he’s a Southern Methodist one, and they tend to be more liberal than the more common Southern Baptists.
The husband definitely has a secret burner phone with Grindr installed.
This movie needed Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross to scream the clinic's business model of ABA: ALWAYS BE ABORTING!
COFFEE IS FOR WOMB CLOSERS!
damn I love that movie haven't thought about it in years lol That Alec Baldwin scene is one of my favorite scenes.
Needed Don beveridge.
@@MrLego3160 Tell the crew to push the whooper button! Love me some "customerization" seminar!
@@tylerstoakes4940
You came here from the GAMcast too?
This movie is a mix between a bully telling “their side of the story” to a teacher where they take out all the parts where they’ve been bad, and a man’s voice saying “See?! I told you so! I told you so!”.
Like a black woman in hindsight.
I almost choked on my coffee at "good God-fearing lake" and the Snob just kept knocking them out of the park after that.
Wait, so Pure Flix has extended their persecution complex crusade to the MPAA as well? I figured those two out-of-touch groups would be the best of friends.
@brandon roberts Right? Because unlike plain white bread, toast is brown. And they can't have that.
Seems like both groups think the same way: A scene where a dozen guys get shot? "Perfectly fine, maybe a bit strong for the younger kids, PG-13."
A scene which shows half a woman's boob? 'OMG THIS FILTH IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! R RATING!!!!!"
''The MPAA Is picking on me.''
@@dx1450 From What I remember in Film history class, it because we as a culture find sex more offensive than violence, especial today.
I know, I mean... they both hate gay people!
God, imagine if the person who'd convinced Abby to be pro-life was Jesse the would-be clinic-bomber from Voiceless. What a movie THAT would've been.
Trying to ban Planned Parenthood over abortion is like trying to shut down a repair shop because they use an operating system you don't like.Or a whole restaurant because you hate lettuce.
They're trying to get rid of them cause they don't like the fries and they don't have their favorite soda.
This comment hasn't aged well.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 So was the abortion ban, seeing the many instances of problems from it, like the 10 year old Ohio rape victim who had to go out of state for it.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 It came out poorly aged. It's a massive false equivalency since Planned Parenthood is literally named after a euphemism for abortion, it's not a thing they just do on the side. Granted, they branched out to do a number of other things but the core foundation for why the organization exists is for that specific purpose, everything else came after.
My sister's experience with Planned Parenthood:
She waited in the ER of her local hospital for 4 hours before they saw her, and misdiagnosed her with sciatica.
She goes to Planned Parenthood for an ultrasound to confirm, only, oops! Not sciatica. Just an easily treatable sac in her foot that only needed a pill.
Remind me again who's depicted as the incompetent ones here?
In case you ever felt bad for Abby at any point. Just know that she uploaded a TH-cam video in support of police racially profiling Black People. And yes, that includes her own mixed race son.
The actors were warned by their colleagues not to take part in the film, because it would damage their career. 😁
I think that should be standard for anyone thinking of acting in a movie made by Pureflix.
bigevilworldwide1 Sorbo can just work for Asylum, fuck Pureflix!
This is how you weed out your fake friends. If they tell you that you should be in a PureFlix film, they're a fake friend.
Those who warned them were their real friends. I wonder if they are still friends with the actors
@bigevilworldwide1 Kevin Sorbo died with Andromeda to me.
I hate how “Mansplaining to Women about what to do with their own bodies” has become a sub genre.
"What to do with their own bodies" is one thing. What to do with the life inside is something else.
@@judsongaiden9878 so you basicially put the life of the unborn baby above the life of the allready living woman. Also if a woman wants an abortion it is her own free will. You don't get to argue against this because you just don't want her to have that will.
@@LuriTV Why do "you people" (I'm assuming you're either a liberal or leftist, but surely correct me if I'm wrong) always say stuff like that? Your will applies to you. An individual only gets to have will over their own life. To impose their will on another is domination. So this isn't a matter of "us" imposing our will on women. It's women imposing their will on the unborn (aka the future of humanity and civilization) and, as a counterpoint, our constructive criticism of that paradigm on behalf of the most vulnerable. *Giving a voice to the voiceless* (which I'm sure you find corny as all get out).
Soylent Rabbit I 100% agree; there’s a reason it’s pro *Choice* because there’s a lot of factors: you might not be able to afford to raise a child, it might be the product of rape or incest, there might be serious complications with the pregnancy that harm the woman, the baby might have severe issues and only be able to live less than a week or have to spend most of its days hooked up to tubes and life support. Fun fact: my dad was actually supposed to have another little brother but he died just days after birth.
No pulse? No brain activity? No problem! I’d say we should at least have some kind of mandatory law that says minors (under 18) *must* abort. That’s the one time I’m pro-abortion and not just pro-choice.
@@memorra That's the philosophy of materialism (aka "Mammon") speaking. I interpret your phrasing as a parody of that philosophy. That's not my philosophy. In fact, I too ridicule that way of thinking. Don't assume that all Pro-Lifers are cuckservative hypocrites.
"How do you feel?"
"Like I just got out of prison."
So, you've never been to prison. OK.
*Dead*
The prison that you volunteered for and got paid for.
"Never trust a decision you don't want your Mom to know about."
So I should stop going to therapy?
Yeah, that line is bad.
Abby's dad had to remind her to always let him pick her fiancé; even on the way to the altar. 😅
"I decide who's good for you, honey. 😂😂 and only if I like him"
The flowers on the Planned Parenthood fence is surprisingly strong imagery. Like if that's how some silently protest then that's actually quite thoughtful. Because it looks like a gesture of reaching out and caring. Instead of just you yelling at someone about your beliefs.
Oh yes but such an act like that would do no good for that person's ego compared to yelling at someone that they're "morally" superior than them.
Hurricane Harvey was 2017. Clearly, that was Hurricane Katrina being shown. This movie time-jumps more than "Blair Witch 2" that it's so damn confusing.
It's even more confusing that the main character doesn't age, she stays the same.
Mike Lindell being a sad little man known only for a pillow is a phrase that’s more true now than it was when you reviewed this film.
6:24 am i the only one who thought that guy in the pink shirt was Guy Fieri for a second?
No you weren't.
Not the most pleasant stop in flavor town
"Curses, when they told me this was the place that has abortions as its fries and soda, I thought literal fries and soda!"
No, you were not.
It does kinda look like him.
Is there any gift greater than a baby for Christmas?
A Nintendo Switch. Duh. Rarely cries and you can leave it in a corner for days.
Your best christmas gift would be a barber that isnt on crack.
@@pyramidhead6998 But neither can run Sonic Colors at a decent frame rate.
Actually, looking at this again, it's clear to me that the ease of Abby's "redemption" proves that the filmmakers don't actually see abortion as the killing of a human being. In any other Pureflix film, would a character who'd killed two people end up with a happy family, friends, the respect of their community, and credit with destroying a great evil? No. No one would even raise the question of possibly redeeming that character. But, Abby is redeemed because she went from a "bad" woman who rejects reproduction and formation of nuclear family to a "good" family woman who promotes the nuclear family everywhere.
The film claims its goal is to save human lives, but the actual arc of the story is completely disinterested in that. The true arc of the movie is how a woman learned to behave.
There's another pro life christian movie called loving the bad man about a woman falling in love with the man who raped and impregnated her while he's serving a jail sentence. for the rape. The morality to be found in this genre is terrifying
@@fkrkf Oh, God, is that really a movie?!
@@fkrkf whoever made that movie should be slapped and then kicked in the groin. Maybe even castrate the guys who made it
@@KurenaiNanashi Have you watched it? Sounds like fun
The truth is that we have all failed in the eyes of God. Whether you have killed ten thousand people or lied to a friend, It is all the same to God. The only way to redemption is through Jesus.
They should name that fetus in the ultrasound Wilhelm.
I hope that Wilhelm scream was something The Cinema Snob added and wasn't really in the actual movie. If I were watching it, I'd probably burst out laughing at that point.
Fetus means child in Latin. Do not try to come down your conciousness
I spit my soda at that part.
It's interesting that these people think what they're doing is so morally right, yet they resort to outright lying to advance their agenda.
I know, right? Last I checked lying was a sin.
A lot of them are taught that lying is fair game in service of the Lord.
@@joannamyers1268 boy are they in for a surprise when they find out what’s on their commandments or when they die
Bible does specify that murder and rape are justified if done to spread the word of god, so why not add lying and manipulation to the mix?
@@crimsondynamo615 Yep, Thou shalt not lie.
This movie should bookend with the town's HPV rates, before and after.
"Based on a True Story"
As in, someone thought about it once, so it's true.
You.. actually have to think on that?
I know this is an old comment, but it's based on an actual girl named Abby Johnson who worked for planned parenthood. You can look up interviews of the real Abby talking about when she was working there.
Oh hell yeah! Another Cinema Snob review of a Pureflix movie!
Makes me wonder that if he makes a sequel to "Jesus, Bro!", Brad will spoof THIS movie. ...Yeah, I know what I said.
I think it might be his best review yet.
Is that really a good thing?
I liked it better when snob reviewed x rated gore films, when he didn't sound like a AOC retard. But I guess I shouldn't judge, I imagine I'd lose a few brain cells if I'd been forced to endure films like cannibal holocaust, salo, Santa's Christmas Elf named Calvin
Jack Mitchelles I definitely prefer Cinema Snob to roast PureFlix movies
@@Nevertoyoung20 I'd prefer it if Snob was more comical about it
The filmmakers certainly knew that "Unplanned" would get an R rating, but they also knew that making a stink over the rating would cause enough controversy that people will want to see the movie, wondering what all of the fuss was about.
It's kinda smart, actually.
Publicity for publicity's sake, really
I've seen fans in the comments of the trailer complain about the R rating for the exact same reasons.
What’s so weird about so many of these films is that they don’t even make their own side look good. It really says something about a lot of these people.
All the bright pink at the Planned Parenthood table! Even their clothes! Yes, because pink is the ONLY color that can ever be used by a women's organization.
Despite it historically being (until relatively recently) a Masculine color.
Getting Robia LaMorte to play a death clinic leader (I’m being facetious, just go with it) is as clever as casting Willem DaFoe to play the antagonist of a film.
LaMorte? That's like a Tintin villain name.
Does that mean Lamorte is She-Goblin?
Sadly, she's also apparently in a Babylon Bee skit.
Well this was an “unplanned” delight cinema snob.🤗
Puns!!!!!
This surprise left me VOICELESS.
Come people to the Church of the Snob where you can come as you and we don't decriminate against anyone
It truly blows my mind that there are people who believe this nonsense and take it as gospel.
This movies message is such a straw man argument I saw it asking the Wizard of Oz for a brain!
Damn, you went for the jugular. Nice. It’s what this movie deserves.
The Pure Flix guys have such a huge stick up their butts it's enjoyable watching someone tearing those movies apart.
The directors of this film should go through the same punishment that Snob suggested for the director of Voiceless.
"I guess I hoped that Grace's birth meant the end of all this."
Woman, you're her mother! A mother! That means you actually went through at least one entire pregnancy, which culminated in you giving birth by either squeezing another human through a tiny orifice OR being cut open and having a baby pulled out of your abdomen!!
And yet, somehow you seem to think that pregnancy and birth are SO MUCH AWESOME that the experience automatically results in women wanting to force every other woman to go through it, regardless of how desperately those women might claim that they would rather die than go through pregnancy and birth. And if those women whine about other petty stuff, like how their existing children might starve if they're forced to endure another potentially lethal pregnancy and birth?
Well, all they need is a financially stable, happily married woman (who had a worry-free pregnancy and effortless birth with no permanent bodily disfigurement or damage) to set them straight about the facts of life! And by "set them straight," this movie clearly means, "tell them they don't know what they're talking about, because silly women can't be trusted to make life-altering decisions based on personal experience."
1:46 I listened to a podcast where the real Doug Johnson was interviewed, and he says that when the God's Not Dead writers came to their door asking if they could make the movie, he directly told them it had to be Rated R to be effective. THEY AGREED. So WOW.
The movie equivalent of yelling bomb in a airport.
@ECKohns No, the First Amendment wouldn't cover yelling "bomb" in an airport, because if you falsely yell "bomb" in an airport, "fire" in a crowded theater, etc., you're inciting unnessecary mass panic that could get people hurt. (ex. people trampling over each other, fighting, rioting, etc.)
What an awful, awful movie. The people who made this movie should be) but likely aren’t) ashamed of themselves.
You could say they are not Ashamed.
CaptainMarvell92 Returns
*badum-tiss*
they aren't sadly. There is a sea of people who love and defend this movie and don't realize just because you identify with the ideology in a film doesn't make it a good film by default.
Travis Houze and it’s probably the same people who tell celebrities to keep to acting and keep politics out of movies.
zombiematt2006 But just other politics. Not theirs.
At "rock a *bye baby* " I just started laughing. They might as well have used "I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiiibs" while they were all eating a dinner of fetusburgers.
Oh no that would be too on the nose even for them.
I always cry after my daily 20 abortions, that's the most fun part of this job.
Try if you don't believe me.
I laugh and chant along every time snob says “bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!”
This review might be the most therapeutic one yet. After seeing this movie, I was on the verge of taking one of those medical abortions pills myself and curling up on the shower floor. Thank you Brad for saving my life!
I love you Kevin. You are hilarious
honestly, i'm thankful every day that i had that abortion. i'm bipolar and i should 't have a kid or pass on my crazy ass genetics
That's at least a sensible decision when due to medical problems (or from rape), but a lot of people just abuse it though.
@@Mate397 Great, so you are also against emergency call numbers. Because there are alot of people abusing them.
@@UnstablePax That's not really the same now is it? But hey I'm not the one pulling a false equivalent here now am I? :)
@@Mate397 Where does this nonsense come from? Abortions aren't fun activities women do for shits and giggles.
Not to mention the rate of abortions is steadily decreasing so the idea that is being abused is obviously bullshit. Most women are going to use other means of birth control when available because they're not invasive like an abortion is.
Oddly enough its decisions like Hobby Lobby being allowed to exclude birth control from their health insurance plans or pushing abstinence only education that have done more to increase abortion rates. If you don't like abortions, push for better education and birth control access.
I have bipolar too. I never had an abortion and I never want to bring a child into this world knowing I won't be a good parent to them.
dude yelling "you should have kept your legs closed!" at 7:17, should be the spokesman and poster boy for Incels international.
Don't forget domestic abusers and mass shooters
America would be light years ahead of where it is now if we had no evangelical conservatives, but it would be far less tragically hilarious.
"America" would be light years ahead if they know geography.
Interesting how Australia started out as a dumping ground for criminals in a land filled with poisonous everything, yet turned out no worse than most of Europe, while the US was founded by religious puritans whom thought themselves the most morally upright people around, and it's the US that's becoming infamous for daily mass shootings.
And less far left communists. Or none of either.
Why do you assume that cuckservatives are evangelical? To evangelize means to spread the gospel and the word "gospel" means "good news," ergo, to "evangelize" means "to spread good news." What "good news" are cuckservatives spreading? Or libtards for that matter? Or the internationalist left? Or the race-obsessed right?
@@blondbraid7986 The puritans wanted to build a "new Jerusalem" in the New World, hence the Hebrew nomenclature of so many names of so many towns in the US. For example, "Salem" comes from the word "shalom" which means "peace." John Brown, the militant abolitionist, was referred to as a "Puritan" (with a capital "P") and his "neo-puritanism" was regarded as the driving force behind his militant hatred of slavery.
I don't know what people have against this movie, it's a perfect addition to my "honey, let's explore other holes!" folder.
Anal is the best form of birth control for sexually active people.
Just wanted to say, I live in Indiana and I saw this movie on DVD at Walmart the other day: There were so many copies on the shelf that it looked like nobody had bought one yet.
'Then get a life and mind your own damn business.' Understatement of the PureFlix century.
That's like asking the filmmakers not to demonize atheists, pro-choice people, etc.
We need to find a movie with so many evil characters doing evil things so that every other joke the snob does is his evil laugh because I just need to see how far he’s going to with it😂😂😂😂😂
My dad forced me to go to church two Sundays ago and the priest decided to advertise this movie during the goddamn Gospel. I was so pissed, I walked out as soon as the priest explained what the movie was about. This reminded me of one of the reasons why I stopped going to church in the first place.
the last time i attempted to go to church i also walked out in the middle of it, at the point where the pastor was talking about how god was gonna destroy america just like sodom and gomora because we legalized gay marriage
Friendly reminder that the people who made this movie are completely fine with children being held indefinitely in cages at the border.
Skolney thank you! Then again those children are already alive so you're forgetting that ALL...THEY...NEED! God Almighty will take care of the rest. For who are they to hold their hands out to other dirty terrorists' kids and try to actually help them? They would only be interfering with God's plan. As I always pray 'Jesus, you who were used to torture and suffering, you know better than me what should be done with these children of thee.' I'm only standing by and letting Him work in overly obvious, highly advantageous ways for my racist ass.
So you can't be a leftist *AND* Christian at the same time? Guess I'll have to tell my mother to start voting for Trump in the next election.
@@madcourier6217 No, you can't be pro-State Enforced Pregnancy and a leftist.
Because people looking to cross the border illegally have decided to use their (and oftentimes not actually their) children as bargaining chips in an attempt to game the system. "You can't enforce your immigration laws on MEEEEE, I have my children with me hurr durr". Guess what happens if that actually works? EVERYBODY gunning for the border without going through the proper channels will be sure have children with them for that "ace up their sleeve".
Don't want children separated and housed at border facilities? STOP BRINGING THEM ALONG ON ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS FFS.
@@geoffreysorkin5774 So every Christian is for pro-state enforced pregnancy? That'd be like saying that every Muslim is all for sharia law just because some of them practice it. People need to get their heads out of their asses nowadays and realize that humans tend to be more complicated than "Your X so your obviously Y".
Here's a few of my favorite examples:
A.) "Your a Republican, so you voted for trump and are a trumptard!"
B.) "Your a Democrat, so obviously your a libtard and communist!."
C.) " You can't support the second amendment and want tougher gun laws!"
People can't compromise on anything nowadays when your constantly vilifying the opposition instead of trying to understand each sides views.
Man that My Pillow Guy cameo aged poorly even for this movie.
It's disgusting how much of this movie is pure lies.
You mean, all of it?
@@dx1450 Well, it was based on her book, so it told that truth...but even the book was all lies sooo...grain of salt and all that.
Still less lies than those Todd Howard says in one day.
Pure lies, Pure Flix. You knew what you were walking into.
@@anselravenhart4753 tell me lies tell me sweet little lies.
"Is there any greater blessing than a new baby?"
Literally anything else.
A tea kettle.
A hot topic gift card.
A set of poker chips.
A bathrobe so I can stop scaring the neighbors.
A hot Topic gift card
MCR reuniting
Cinema Snob uploading a religious 'persecution' movie
Combat boots
@@chayden153
MCR reuniting
Yaaas I wish
A hooker ummm a cookie and uh horse
A new puppy 🐶
@@Jay-uu5lu and a cookie yes
when mean boss was giving the protagonist The Serious Talk(tm) in the hall there I was 75% expecting an aggressive makeout scene
Oh no that would against Pureflix's stance on homosexuality which is homophobic as hell.
You know what I love about the fact that this has an R-rating? It means students at the ironically-named fundie school Liberty University aren't allowed to watch it.
My church made my family watch this film. My sister is 11 (she was 10 at the time). Do you think she wanted to see the blood scene? No, but the church cares more about spreading their agenda than the people at the church.
At Least She Will Be Pro Life And Appreciate The Value Of Life.
@@Dark_Force_Of_Wishes That's cute you think that. And admirable. But mistaken.
It's pretty messed up that your church was perfectly okay with showing your sister an R rated movie.
I made the decision to get pregnant with my daughter before marriage, a decision my mother wouldn’t have approved of, but it’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made.
"If anything, it will encourage them to abort."; "Abortions are our fries and soda."
I'm dumbfounded. Someone should sue Pureflix, at this point. They've crossed the damn line, this doesn't come across as free speech any more.
Than it is no longer free speech. Saying that a different opinion doesn’t qualify as free speech means that you don’t support free speech as you don’t that it should be entirely free.
@@GunNr- Right. Because conservatives haven't shut down productions - via FCC - for a lot less. THAT'S having a 'different opinion' and using censorship unfairly. This is the thin line between free speech and hate speech and incitement to violence. Ultimately, it's up to the courts, and should be brought before them.
@@wingsandash You’re one to talk about inciting violence. Also hate speech is so vaguely defined that anything that disagrees with you is hate speech which is BS.
@@GunNr- Nothing I said implies either. You're full of it. Ending message (this was never a conversation). Have a nice day, troll.
@@wingsandash Of course. Shutting down a conversation because you’re afraid lose. Classic leftist.
22:10. I actually yelled out, "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!", when it was revealed there was 30 minutes of the movie left
The film the MPAA doesn't want you to see, according to Glen Beck & Sean Hannity.
Because it's trash, not because of the message.
Because, as all the 10-year-olds who play GTAO will tell you, giving something a hard R or M rating will _toooooooooootally_ prevent anybody from seeing it!
@@somebastardontheinternet Yeah, and giving it an NC-17 rating totally doesn't draw attention to it.
David A.R. White is playing a Christian Mad Max?! Why aren't you reviewing those movies?!
Sounds like a parody it can't be serious.
@Nick Gagnon So basically they're boring bad instead of fun bad or insulting bad? That's disappointing.
It looks like an ultrasound version of the dancing baby screensaver from the late-90s.
Boy, those Mike Lindell jokes aged well…
I hold my hands over ever barrel I see now and say "hummus" 32 times.
I wonder how long this will stay up before the copyright strikes hit. Hopefully they won’t come.
What horrible monster would claim this movie as their own?
Yeah, that would be something we are unplanned for.
Funny thing: I wasn't *_planning_* to watch a video tonight.
But then I saw a new Cinema Snob video was up.
Only 166k views? Criminal.
"we can't force them to do anything" right so instead shame these women for making their own choices ok
The fact that the script writers could not see the irony in that line shows how tone deaf they are.
The abortion scene that was supposed to be this huge emotional moment made me laugh - the ultrasound was so cartoonish
The new tagline: "What she saw changed everything, well she did this operation millions of times, so I might of changed something, I don't know just watch the movie so we could take your money and achieve more success knowing we'll be making more movies like this"
Wilhelm Scream works with everything.
Please do something with Hugo and Jake! It would be hilarious!
I’ll second that!
I agree also! :D
Totally!!!!!
The Snob Reloaded.
*PureFlix is home for B-List, has-been actors to use whatever skills they have left and squeeze money out of it. If you ever wonder what happened to that actor you used to like in the 80s and 90s, chances are they're in a PureFlix movie. Funny thing about it is, IT WORKS. People are paying to see them and the company's raking in the dough.*
Wow these people literally think anyone who is Pro Choice are Saturday Morning Cartoon villains.
They think the same about Atheists. What did you expect?
The poppaganda marries the mommaganda and they raise their little goslings.
Did I miss something or is Abby actually a medical professional? Because I’m pretty sure abortions aren’t performed by unqualified volunteers
She isn't a doctor that's the thing.
@@GoldStar154 thanks for clarifying. I genuinely wasn’t sure.
@@charliethasnail no prob
Damn it Snob, I'm not sure if that was the best use of the Wilhelm scream or not but did get me to laugh because it caught me so off guard.
'THE MPAA'S PICKING ON ME! WHAA, HAAH, HAAH, HAAH, HAAAAAAH!'
Jesus, this movie has more flashbacks than LOST.
Yet somehow fewer than Batman vs Superman