I hope these "celebs" are thanking Zoie for making/keeping them relevant cause I really wouldn't know who half of them were if not for Zoie giving his messy monday reports😂😂
I dont feel sorry for Safaree at all. He said he only wanted to have kids with her so they would "have her hair"...instead of worrying about what type of hair his kids would have he should have been worrying about what kind of woman he was having those kids with
~ Timestamps ~ 0:00 Intro Song 0:53 Welcome S.H.I.T 2:09 Jessika & Reed 6:17 Rodwave, Mini Barbie & his bm Dee 10:34 Toosii 12:35 Rick Ross & Jessica Williams 15:52 Big Boogie & His Bm MESS 21:18 Shamar 27:16 Laina & King 31:47 Alexis Sky vs Anthony 36:23 Safaree vs Erica Mena 44:04 Corey 4 Eyes Pritchett & Scammy Danni
@@queenhayden7060 that’s not true. Custody doesn’t mean that at all. Now if he were to sign over his rights to the children then that’s a different story
Zoie: “how the hell is you out here making all these love songs about how you going through this, you depressed and your heart broke but 🥷🏽 you’re the one breaking mfn hearts?” Me: HELLO SOMEBODY🙄❗️
The Shamar thing pissed me off ! Shamar getting $1000 is straight up robbery ! They know they robbing that boy ! Her job is to be getting him the best price ! Shamar is worth more than that ! And the fact alone that she didn’t fight for more for him lets me know she don’t know wtf she doing ! Robbing the blind. Cause who knows how much more Money they got out of him.
No it’s not IF the booking was 2,500 he has to pay the manager and the security I literally broke it down… that was ONLY if the booking is 2,500… if it’s 6,000 he gets more than 1,000 friend yall can’t be that slow lol lol… booking fees change depending on what they need you for, 2 min walk thru , pictures no pictures, performances, meet and greet, collabs … prices change
@@GotDamnZono she used the $1500 to pay her %30 fee and get rooms for herself and everyone else, and paid for all the food for everyone including herself. That should not be taken out of his booking fee
@@Sacey98 nobody ain't slow....she said $2500 so that's we goin' off of! People love name calling but if you understand so well...help others get an understanding....all that bs and dk ridin' a gay nga is so unnecessary.
Whatever King's baby mama name is, idgaf what she's going through. She can keep that same energy she had when she was sneaking around with him on Nique! How you get them is how you lose them!😂
At 46 yrs old..I have to say I love you soo much Zoie..3 outta 4 of my adult children are Geminis...you make my day ..May God continue to bless you 💯👏🏾🫶🏾💙
Body language is everythingggg! 13:15 She was NOT leaning into those kisses, in fact she was slightly leaning away from him. Zo's reaction was exactly the feeling and reaction I was having watching that LOL.
@@RosalynnAnneshe was toxic the moment she set foot on LHH. I use to watch back in the day when Kimbella was cute slimbella. Erica tried to fight Kim saying women like her messed up the modeling game by doing business for free. Ishe was pretty but definitely psycho. She a narcissist with a lot of mouth. Now she’s had a baby with another narcissist who plays the same games she plays and she’s going crazy. Getting a 🪜 to break into your baby father house is crae crae for real. He should’ve called the cops on her ass. But that’s the mother of his children. Can’t do THAT . Being low key prejudice against black women when you’ve been surrounded by them means she put on and hid behind a mask for over a decade…until she was exposed by the show. Now safaree is exposing her…she’s gonna have a narc injury. SMH
The saying "Time waits for no man" is true like okay we understand but can you slow down dang🤣October 15♎️ Happy Libra Season 🫶🫶 Y'all be safe out the devil is workin
Somebody on TikTok said Im just gonna wait till messy Monday to understand this mess 😂😂 okkk me too cuz whattttt
I saw that comment too! 🤣
I saw tht too lol
that’s so real cus I’m not doing no digging myself !
This is soooooo me 😅 , I rather hear all the tea from Zoie 😭
😂😂he wasted noo time hunteaa
Can we just take the time to appreciate how Zoie been giving us messy mondays back to back? Love you Zoie❤❤
Periodt🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
@@GotDamnZowe appreciate you so much we love yooouuu !!!!
Thank U. GEMINI ♊ TWIN
Been loving the consistency ❤
Yesss❤❤❤
I hope these "celebs" are thanking Zoie for making/keeping them relevant cause I really wouldn't know who half of them were if not for Zoie giving his messy monday reports😂😂
Fr I just love the tea idk these people 🤣
Right because I don't be knowing AT ALL lol
That’s you baby lol😂 he literally use the shade room post lol
😂😂😂😂
Right 😂
Erica jumping over that fence with a ladder sent me😂😂 cause girl, WHATTT🤦🏾♀️
😂😂
That STR888!!!!‼️‼️‼️ got her GONE💯🫠😩😩🤣🤣🤣💀💁🏽♀️🕺🏽
😂😂😂😂
I laugh 😂 so hard I cried 😭
Zoie conspiracy theories be making so much senseeeee😂😂
Really doooo
The Rick Ross segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I yam hollinnnn!
I hope Tia got something to say😂
Right move back netta 😂
When he called her miss fantasia loaf I was rollin😂😂😂😂
@@UniquelyMeehfantasia loaf sent meee 😂😂😂😂
@@UniquelyMeehLMAO! I was over here saying she look like Dej Loaf. I yam weak😭
White dress on your period is a level of trust I haven’t achieved
Nah fr , flow be so heavy lol
I can’t even trust myself in white in general, let alone on my period 😂😂😂😂
@@crysamor6596that’s what I’m saying 😂😭😂
Me either 😖
I’ve worn white a few times while on my cycle lol I be padded up
Rod Wave tellin that girl, “ might spend a M or two and might hit the gym for you.”
🤣🤣🤣 Nasty work!!!
Lmmfao! I’m screaming!!! Not to much on my baby thoo😂😂😂
@dellanicole5206 your baby gone have diabetes and heart disease if he don't go.
@@itzjess88 Damn!😄😄😄
@@itzjess88lmao damn
@@parisshanel4238 i don't sugar coat sht but...lol nah. Ima leave it.
If you fight & argue in front of kids then YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL ‼️💯
PERIOD!!!!
H
I dont feel sorry for Safaree at all. He said he only wanted to have kids with her so they would "have her hair"...instead of worrying about what type of hair his kids would have he should have been worrying about what kind of woman he was having those kids with
Not the Sheila reference I screameddd😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
that was a filthyyyy read😭😂he kno he wrong fa thatt
“Fantasia Loaf” took me tf out 😭😭😭
Had me weak 😭
All the way out!!😂😂😂🤣💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Almost choked on my bread😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
~ Timestamps ~
0:00 Intro Song
0:53 Welcome
S.H.I.T
2:09 Jessika & Reed
6:17 Rodwave, Mini Barbie & his bm Dee
10:34 Toosii
12:35 Rick Ross & Jessica Williams
15:52 Big Boogie & His Bm
MESS
21:18 Shamar
27:16 Laina & King
31:47 Alexis Sky vs Anthony
36:23 Safaree vs Erica Mena
44:04 Corey 4 Eyes Pritchett & Scammy Danni
Damnnn how tf do yall do this so fast, the video been out 13mins and it’s an hr long 😭😭
Thank you!!!
@@TheRomaniBanks I got to help my people out. 😭
Appreciate you ❤ these are crucial 🙌
Corey 4 eyed is wicked 😂😂😂😂😭😭
“Lena Laina Girl You Bouta Be Lonely in A Couple Mo Months WHATEVA!” 😭😭😭😭😭 My STOMACHHH😆🫵🏽
“Knots on his head like Mount Everest” 😩😂😮💨
Zoe giving his scenario on Niquee and King sneaking around 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like he just be talking 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
😂😂😂😂
And my messy ass over her like mmmmm MAKE SENSE 😂😂😂
I think so to 😂😂😂
Would make sense cause her and double bacon cheeseburger break up and make up too damn much 😂😂😂😂
@@Facelessscenearyher & who 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg
“ I don’t know if he’s trying to make Hamburger Helper jealous or what “ 😂 Zo’s commentary is so funny I literally can’t 😂
choking the camera during toosie got me sooo weak 😭😭😭
Toosie had that wedding looking like a Tubi movie🤣😭✌🏾
Erica The Same Person That Was Happy When She Won Full Custody, Just To Turn Around And Cry About Having To Take Care Of Everything...
That’s because she didn’t know when you fight for custody he technically doesn’t have to pay for child support she’s saying she can by herself smh
@@queenhayden7060 that’s not true. Custody doesn’t mean that at all. Now if he were to sign over his rights to the children then that’s a different story
@@billiejean4705yes this is true
dc young fly probably like: “now why am i in it? 🧍🏾♂️” 😂
Righttttttttttt
Lmaoo when did he get mentioned because I must’ve missed it?
@@JaeW-w1o you don’t look at the screen shots fren
@@GotDamnZo thanks Fren lol and yikes she messy for that lmao
@@JaeW-w1oI’m still looking 😩
“Yall said yall RUSHED in the beginning but now you RUSHING a marriage” NOO fr just young & dumb 🙄😒
Nah they just dumb as shi , at a certain point age no longer equals how smart you are 😂 cause there are folks who are 30+ still just as slow
the cardi audio when erica was goin over the fence😭😭😭😭
Safaree petty 😂😂
Zoie: “how the hell is you out here making all these love songs about how you going through this, you depressed and your heart broke but 🥷🏽 you’re the one breaking mfn hearts?”
Me: HELLO SOMEBODY🙄❗️
I really dislike how they keep doing Shamar. Like it’s honestly not fair to him but people are gonna get they Karma 🙏🏾
Time is going by fast. I feel like I just watched the last messy Monday yesterday!
Big facts 😂
13:21 “he just sitting back there like Netta” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩
I just about 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
CRYINNNNN🤣🤣that really caught me off guard
Bruuuuh 😂😂😂😂
Like Pleaseeee Zo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
The Shamar thing pissed me off ! Shamar getting $1000 is straight up robbery ! They know they robbing that boy ! Her job is to be getting him the best price ! Shamar is worth more than that ! And the fact alone that she didn’t fight for more for him lets me know she don’t know wtf she doing ! Robbing the blind. Cause who knows how much more Money they got out of him.
Thank you like clearly she’s not a good manager if she doesn’t advocate for her client to receive fair pay for their time and effort 😭 dead wrong
No it’s not IF the booking was 2,500 he has to pay the manager and the security I literally broke it down… that was ONLY if the booking is 2,500… if it’s 6,000 he gets more than 1,000 friend yall can’t be that slow lol lol… booking fees change depending on what they need you for, 2 min walk thru , pictures no pictures, performances, meet and greet, collabs … prices change
@@GotDamnZothese people are very slow 😂😂
@@GotDamnZono she used the $1500 to pay her %30 fee and get rooms for herself and everyone else, and paid for all the food for everyone including herself. That should not be taken out of his booking fee
@@Sacey98 nobody ain't slow....she said $2500 so that's we goin' off of! People love name calling but if you understand so well...help others get an understanding....all that bs and dk ridin' a gay nga is so unnecessary.
“Tic tac toe u da ho”🤣 g I’m hollerin
Whatever King's baby mama name is, idgaf what she's going through. She can keep that same energy she had when she was sneaking around with him on Nique! How you get them is how you lose them!😂
The Rick Ross part like please move 😂😂
as soon as i put the blunt to my lips you post 😩 everytime
Lmao ok twin 💨😂
😂😂😂same lol It’s a must to put the phone on DND until messy Monday is done from start to finish
Hellllooo😂
Love that for you! 🤌🏾
HELLO! CUS YESSS😩😭😂!!
At 46 yrs old..I have to say I love you soo much Zoie..3 outta 4 of my adult children are Geminis...you make my day ..May God continue to bless you 💯👏🏾🫶🏾💙
I'm 54 and be so invested. Be trying my best not to comment in the foolery. 😂😂😂 I love me some Zo!!!
Update: Forgot I turned 55 Tuesday. Too old to be letting Zo reel me in. 😂😂😂
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Body language is everythingggg! 13:15 She was NOT leaning into those kisses, in fact she was slightly leaning away from him. Zo's reaction was exactly the feeling and reaction I was having watching that LOL.
I’m glad finally someone called rodwave out cause he the one breaking hearts and playing with people emotions !!!
damn no wonder my ex loves him
I jumped up in the air and did a split when I got notified 😂 Just in time for my late night clean up session 🎉
Not a split 😂❤
😂😂😂 yass split😂
😂😂😂😂😂 extra asf
😂😂😂😂 She definitely don’t like them kisses frennnn 😂😂😂 it’s giving mister and celiee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He died on top me" Vibes!!! 😂
@@RootinTootinShootinGeechie 😂 I HOLLERED OMG
Yasss mam ....M I S T E R!!! HILARIOUS 😊
"Climb on top and do his business"
The title saying "Toosiipop" - TOOK ME CLEANNNNN OUT 😂😂💀
“BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER 🧑⚖️” 😭 took me out!!!!
Zooo!!!! When you said Rick Ross was back there like Netta… I HOLLERED!!!!!😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
“Because he ain’t apart of confusion!, NO HE’S NOT” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AMEN
Eww kissing Rick Ross is crazy work 🤢
😂
Like UCK 😣
Diddy locked up and all his hoes are running amuck 😂
Lick'n kiss
She looked young too.
broke my finger clicking my screen friend 😂 Happy Monday y’all 🎉
“KNOT KNOT”SCREAMING! 💀😂😂
The Cardi B voiceover playing when Erica was on the ladder took me out!!! 😂😂
🤣🤣
“Knot knot” got me weak 😂😂😂😂😂 forgive me I should KNOT be laughing 🤣 okay I’m done I’m done 😭
Hey Cousins!!! Happy Monday and thank you Zo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Heyy Cuz ❤😊
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But that's the problem. Erica has been hurting since Richie Dollars. Hell since her first child. Go heal baby
Shamar does talk a lot of smack but I honestly hate how people be playing in his face using him and stealing from him God don’t like ugly
Erica Mena sent Safarees explicit pictures of himself to HIS MOTHER ?????? WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE ... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT 😭😭😭
There’s something really wrong with that lady. I never understood why people liked her.
Remember what she did to bow wow
@@RosalynnAnneShe always irritated me on LHHNY lol
My ex sent my pictures to my mom 😩 people be weird
@@RosalynnAnneshe was toxic the moment she set foot on LHH. I use to watch back in the day when Kimbella was cute slimbella. Erica tried to fight Kim saying women like her messed up the modeling game by doing business for free. Ishe was pretty but definitely psycho. She a narcissist with a lot of mouth. Now she’s had a baby with another narcissist who plays the same games she plays and she’s going crazy. Getting a 🪜 to break into your baby father house is crae crae for real. He should’ve called the cops on her ass. But that’s the mother of his children. Can’t do THAT . Being low key prejudice against black women when you’ve been surrounded by them means she put on and hid behind a mask for over a decade…until she was exposed by the show. Now safaree is exposing her…she’s gonna have a narc injury. SMH
Immediately clicked 😂😂😩❤️
😂😂😂me too
Me too
Okay I was excited asf saying period 😂
Almost broke my finger hitting the play button 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had let it go… i’m in da bed nah 😞 see you in the am Zoie ❤
The saying "Time waits for no man" is true like okay we understand but can you slow down dang🤣October 15♎️ Happy Libra Season 🫶🫶 Y'all be safe out the devil is workin
Yesss hey twinnnn happy late birthday yall😂😂😚
Happy belated birthday twins😂❤
Heyyyy birthday twin!! Happy belated birthday 🎉
happy related birthday beautiful people! mine was the 7th🥰
“WE RIDE AT DAWN “ 😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo we made the same face after that Rick Ross video
I think everyone made the same face @ the same time!!!😂😂😂😂
@@TheTiffmenser😂😂😂
When you grabbed the camera as if it was Toosi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Zo for Messy Monday!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I pray for Shamar bc I don’t want ppl playing in his face 🤞🏾🙏🏾✨
Idk how I fell off from watching these .. now I'm going to binge watch 😂
Same here 😂❤
I’m so glad You came on friend! I had a fucked up day but you just made it better❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I’m cryingggg at the stomping ZOIEEEE PLZZZ😫✋🏾🛑😭😭😭 3:13
"Now you just talking shit" Zoe pleaseeee😂😂😂
Libra gangggg 10/22🎉❤
Messy Monday will always one of the best part of my day.
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday🎉 mine was yesterday❤
@@Ms.KEatz_ happy belated birthday twin 😍
Happy birthday
@@Ms.KEatz_ happy belated 🥳
Erica jumping over that fence is killing me 😭😭
It is Libra season and I’m watching this today on my birthday 🎉❤
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday fren, blessings and happy returns 🎉🎉
Happy Birthday🎉 hope you enjoy! Mine was yesterday ❤️
Mines was on the 12 big Libra season! Happy birthday
Happy Birthday 🎊 🎉
Ms. FANTASIA LOAF IM SCREAMING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂
That stomping was on point I'm dead☠️🤣🤣🤣
A MUTHAF**KIN WHITE DRESS😅💀
Libra Gang GANG RIGHTCHERE🤘🏽♎️10/16😌Thank Youuu for shouting us out on this lovely Messy Monday🥳👏🏽💕🍾✨
10/19 How you doin'....🥰🥰
10/16 GANG
10/09 gang
@@TeeF87 Twinnnnnn🥳✌🏽🥰
Am I the only one who came back to rewatch it? lol I love it here Zoie. 🎉🎉🎉
Happy Monday y’all 🫶🏽
& Libra ganggggg ♎️✨
Yes..Happy birthday to us❤❤
libra sznnn
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I forgot it was Monday until I saw zo! Thank goodness because I was just saying I need something to watch. Let me get my snacks lol
the way you broke down Ross & that girl 13:32 😂😂😂😂
The fact that Danni has a monkey but don't have custody of her kids is INSANE 🗣
Lord, I hadn’t heard “Fantasia Loaf” in years. That was right on time! 😂😂
I couldn’t unlock my door fast enough so I can RUN to my couch, relax and tune into MESSSSYYYYYY MONDAAAAYYYYYYYY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Libra gang ❤♎️ 10/10 Love you Zo!
10/6.. ♎️
10/19 🫶🏾
10/09 🎉 happy belated birthday!!
If rod wave wasn’t a millionaire only his bby mama would want him! Rick Ross as well.ewwww
😂😂😂😂😂
Zo got me hollering😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the toosii shit took me out
You had me cackling out loud at 7 in the morning today! Your on fireee!!
“If it ain’t about me that sure is a big K N O T ” 😂😭😭😭💀☠️☠️☠️
Happy Monday!!!!!!!!❤️❤️Libra familyyyyyy ♎️♎️♎️♎️♎️♎️
Ayeeee ♎️⚖️💅🏾
Libra ⚖️♎ Nation
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LIBRA! IN THE HOUSE, ♎️. the 20th stepping hard. Love you Zo❤🎉.
Birthday Twinnnnnn ❤️🫶🏾
Yall can never make me hate Zoie. I love messy Monday’s 🎉❤
Not rick ross gone need some more toast!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A MF WHITE DRESS 😂😂😂😂❤
😂😂😂
11:54 i’m crying 😂😂😂
I was just about to type this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crrryyiiinnggg I’m about to pee myself
I have real tears. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Knock knock” had me dying 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂The stumping with the white Dress👨🚀 scene took me out im on the floor screaming hollering😂😂!!!!
IVE BEEN WATCHING ZOIE SINCE THE VINE DAYS !! I LOVE YOU !! messy Monday be having me cryingggg😂😂😂😂😂😂
WHY TF US LIBRAS ♎️ NEVER GET A DAMN SONG 🎵 SING US A DAMN TUNE 🎶 We wait EVERY Year and still don't get one! Highly Disappointed
Girl Taurus never get a song so trust me you are not aloneeee😂
I was about to say the same thing@@Tylinreacts!!
I want that song too!!!!
Listen I’m not even Libra and I was like dang Zo why Libras didn’t get their song! 😄
🙋🏿♀️Libra in the building⚖️♎️💖👍🏿
Chileeeee we was waiting on youuuu for Dani and Corey!!! Also, Zo you look so cute todayyyy ❤️❤😂
I've been really sad since hearing about Liam Payne's passing and I needed something like this to cheer up fr
Can we talk about how good your skin is looking! Periodtttt
I really love when Zo pull out them fans 😂🤭🤣
Knot Knot 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omggg you always got me crying
😆😆 Zo took the words out my mouth! I’m like I thought she gave her life to da Lord!
Libra ♎️ 9/30 . You single handily made me LOVE MONDAYS !!!
I wonder if celebrities watch themselves on messy Monday and laugh 😂cause I would
The Rick Ross segment took me outtttttt 😂😂😂.
3:25 we dont do that
Exactly!
chile i wear black pants on the first couple of days on my cycle. Blk pants all the way
I do
Idk I have full faith in my diva cup so... 😂 Ain't did me wrong all these years I've been using it. 🥴
@@EmoCykoYes! Menstrual cups are the way to go lol
Loving all this love for ZO! ❤