@@keyavahyde299 I was watching it, and then I found myself asking y am I watching this again lmfaooo. And then I just didn't change video and when zoie came back on I was like oh yeah lol but smfh it was the end of messy monday
I was chewing the same way because "who paid that baby to cry like that"😂😂😂😂 not trying to laugh at her because i get that those of tears of joy🥹 and congratulations to them but... chileeee "cut and scene🎬"😂
@@marvinriley5797 No you delusional just like botched and bitter. She be ranting cursing yall out and yall believe everything she say. She stay saying she got receipts. Recording phone calls is not receipts.
yep when you’re with a narcissist it’s very hard to leave. i was with one and wanted to leave so bad. God knew i wanted out so bad. a few days after i had the thought of actually leaving he passed away so that was my out.
Idk Bia gives jealous and envious because there is literally no valid reason for her to be beefing with Cardi. And the fact that she’s keeping up with her is even worse lol if you don’t like this woman why are you and your friends discussing her?
chileeeee😟... bia needs her ass whoop because how your "diss lyrics" don't match the beat. And that was a fia🔥 ass beat too. s/o to that producer... lol😄
Her tone in her rapping is just horrible to me. And her signature BIG BIAAA always make me mad when I hear it in a song I aint know she was featured in😭I be like aw hell nah she done ruined the damn song, now i gotta skip her part every time.
I ain't never pushed play so fast in my life. 😂 Zo I just want to tell you that you are appreciated. For me you never have to explain yourself. You have a life just like we do. But I am very blessed that God made you and blessed you with the gift of giving me the mess. I hope that you always give yourself the self care that you need and deserve ❤
Time stamps! Da S.H.I.T 3:13 Sean Kingston 7:03 PrettyBoyFreda VS Jasmine 11:12 Alfonzo VS Tyler perry 13:48 Porsha VS Simon THE S.H.I.T / DOC 18:43 Diddy & Cassie 22:48 Cory & Carmen 35:37 Cardi B VS Bia Correct me if i missed anything! Love you zo ❤
It's not ramble its receipts. Ya'll be the same ones ready to fight when you hear a rumor about yourself but Cardi is worth too much now to be fighting anymore so she's taking it to court...simple
@@vitoriarodrigues5456No there’s a difference. Cardi was on live calm and collect saying her peace and laying out receipts. Not yelling in the camera and on a twitter rant for 4 days.
Zoie a bardi so ofc he was gonna let her rant in the end…. But suing after a diss ain’t hip hop at all🤣🤣🤣 I guess drake and Kendrick should sue each other too then?
@@Helium-l1jit’s not receipts it’s rambling… she hasn’t put anything out including a response on a track… ppl diss drake for taking long … ugh I hate the hypocrisy
@@EX3STINCE Girl we don’t wanna hear shit from a broad with another chick as their profile pic. 🤷🏾♀️Girl Nikki will never see this or acknowledge you…now, GO LAY (with my fan)😂🤣🤡
Don’t hate me but being ina relationship a friendship is two different things. Zoe points out Corey’s wrongs but he don’t have nothing to do wit the relationship. Just like me we just putting it out there 🤷🏽♀️
@@PreciousBurnell Idk.. Zoe knows Corey is abusive to Carmen (mentally, emotionally, & financially). And he knows their relationship is super toxic. Why would he want to be around that? If Corey was his day one I could understand what ur saying. But he’s not….
I love BIA’s vibe since b4 lotta money remix, she used to say that cardi b inspired her, so ion know why she doing all this for. It’s giving clout chasing. The fan based twitter postsa Bia made cardi report if anyone wants proof
It’s giving clout chasing and it’s giving imma lie and say Cardi cheating cause I want Offset. Cause why would lie and tell people that is close to Offset that unless you want him yourself 🤷🏽♀️
chileeeee😟... bia needs her ass whoop because how your "diss lyrics" don't match the beat. And that was a fia🔥 ass beat too. s/o to that producer🎧... lol😄
@@Knottyautumn man offset only cheated twice and it was 3 years ago let it go dang! Even when Cardi went live cussing offset out she said nothing about cheating if people would listen and not run with stuff she said he was partying and filling his self since his last album dropped that is it, that is all. Everybody took it and ran with it.......
yall be listening just to listening and not listening to understand. She didn’t say she’d sue over a diss song. She ACTUALLY said they can go song for song as far as dissing. She said she would sue because Bia was spreading rumors and lying on her. They talked on the phone and Bia went to the internet subbing AFTER they had already talked directly to each other about it. There’s videos where she said she didn’t have a problem with Cardi but then got online sneak dissing. That’s weak as hell. Bia been signed for 10 YEARS and this the most recognition she’s gotten and it ain’t for her music. To make a diss song and ADMIT as a grown woman to being in a group chat talking about how you hate another woman’s tattoos after you said you don’t have a problem with her is crazy 😂. And she did the live BEFORE she dropped that diss.
This is why I love Zoie he’s friends with Corey and Carmen but he’s going to ALWAYS tell the truth and keep it real and call is out the way it’s being shown💯
Omg Zo please do a messy Monday interview again!!! The girls that know, KNOW. We need the tea up close and personal; just to shake it up. Just one mo time😭❤️
I feel like I've been living under a rock like Patrick Starfish becuz I haven't heard anything about that man since that episode on "Suite Life On Deck" 😅🤣
Got me up at 3am 😂❤🎉 *Omg HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you turned up enough for the both of us love ! 🎉❤️ Cheers to another year of GROWTH & BLESSINGS!! 🎉🎊🥳🥂
3:12 - Sean Kingston 7:11 - Fredo & Jasmine 11:13 - Alfonso vs. Tyler Perry 13:49 - Portia & Simon 18:43 - Diddy & Cassie 22:43 - Corey & Carmen 🙄😒 35:37 - Cardi B vs. ???? You're welcome. Let me know if I missed something.
Cheating is not part of the ups and downs of a relationship, it is the END of a relationship.
Exactly because cheating is a choice not a mistake
Depending on the person
Yeah I don’t understand how people think that’s is apart of ups and downs.
Right! It’s like cheating is sooo normalized now
@@Godprobablylovesyou for real
Cardi live part felt so long i almost forgot i was watching messy monday 😂
Facts. I thought the video went to Akademics channel.😂
@@keyavahyde299 I was watching it, and then I found myself asking y am I watching this again lmfaooo. And then I just didn't change video and when zoie came back on I was like oh yeah lol but smfh it was the end of messy monday
Same here😂😂
Men like Corey is the reason why I'm happy to be single.i don't need those kind of issues
I know that’s right. Cling to your peace of mind.
Right and ppl say you just gotta find the right person but somehow you find a man like Corey instead 😂
Men like Corey scare me
@@sierrajohnson2296 😂😂
He's the definition of toxic. I can't imagine dealing with a man like that.
Him chewing that apple @7:52 has me in TEARS! 😂😂
Hollering 😂😂😂
Criiiiiiyyyyyyiiiiiinnnnngggg😂😂😂😂😂😂
~ Timestamps ~
Intro: Explanation 0:59
S.H.I.T/ Docket
Sean Kingston 3:13
Prettyboyfredo & Jasmine 7:02
Alfonso & Tyler Perry 11:12
Porsha & Simon 13:49
Diddy & Cassie 18:44
Corey & Carmen 22:47
Cardi B & BIA 35:37
thank u🎉
Baby you are a REAL ONE!!!
Thank you ❤
Thanks sis🫶🏽
Thanku boo 😊
Cardi playing the audio got me dead 😂😭😭😭
Laying in the bed rubbing my feet together watching this 🤣🤣🍿
RIghttCaaause the tea be real REAL messy 🤪 😅😂
😂😂😂 facts
Yesss
Lol is it $86,000? 👀😭😭😭
Omggg me too!
i already knew corey & carmen was faking the breakup! whenever carmen first moved to miami, zoie clocked it right there.
The way I teleported over here 😭😭
Me too😂😂😂 I missed him
Same
NO SERIOUSLY!
I swae me too I’m on my break
Me TOO😂
people are so mad because Cardi B come with fucking receipts every time like every time one thing about her, she gonna get her bag
Na… we just want a second album after 6 years.. instead of trying to fight everyone with an opinion, get in the booth
The Chris Brown clip has me screaminngggg
Right 😂😂😂😂
Yesssss cus where that come from 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly Chris brown a true menace 😂
😂😂😂
zo’s laugh is so contagious 😭😭
And his smile 😂😂
Forreal I love it he is a whole vibe deadass you know how most gay men be extra and do to much he just don’t give that energy I love it
Honestly 😂😂😂😂😂
The “shut up girl!” Got me hollannnn
I swear I was thinking the same thing LMAOOO kids are so dramatic
Zo didn’t lie not once Carmen needs to stand up. Go get that divorce girl and co parent through the parents her and corey don’t need no more contact!
And he needs to stop hanging out with Corey because his actions are not great
She’s a dumb border hopper no smarts at all
It’s the eating the green apple for meee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soon as I read this it happened 😭🤣
I was chewing the same way because "who paid that baby to cry like that"😂😂😂😂 not trying to laugh at her because i get that those of tears of joy🥹 and congratulations to them but... chileeee "cut and scene🎬"😂
I’m hollerin 🤣😭
😂😂😂😂
@@misssosweet513I saw at the same time too 😂😂😂😂🍏🍏🍏
One thing cardi gonna do is have her receipts.
I have not seen one receipt 😅😅😅😅😅
@@joanneparks1969watch the video and you’ll see it
@@joanneparks1969your blind then
@@joanneparks1969your blind asf
@@marvinriley5797 No you delusional just like botched and bitter. She be ranting cursing yall out and yall believe everything she say. She stay saying she got receipts. Recording phone calls is not receipts.
The Underground Railroad part had me CACKLING 🤣
Lol same, had to rewind cause his laugh makes it 10x funnier 😂
His laugh is so contagious 😭. That laughter until you can’t breathe is something serious 😂😂😂.
😂😂😂
Literally 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Let me hush…word on the curb is” just killed me 😂
this Corey & Carmen shit is just too much for me.. idk what to believe they so weird to me
I’m saying, like for fck sake 😵💫
Right?! Hella weird
clout is a helluva drugggg anything to stay relevant
Corey is the weird one
So weird !
He said sexy red and Megan the stallion song 😂😂dang see how y’all treat glorilla 😂
I caught that too 😭
😂😂
Ain’t even realize we haven’t had a messy Monday in a couple weeks. Hey Zoie!!! Right on time 🫶🏽
True
Cory is a narcissist and Carmen unfortunately loved him.
yep when you’re with a narcissist it’s very hard to leave. i was with one and wanted to leave so bad. God knew i wanted out so bad. a few days after i had the thought of actually leaving he passed away so that was my out.
Idk Bia gives jealous and envious because there is literally no valid reason for her to be beefing with Cardi. And the fact that she’s keeping up with her is even worse lol if you don’t like this woman why are you and your friends discussing her?
False😂😂😂
Who Is bia 😊
Righttt
@@YourNotItBooyou fighting for Bia a little too hard in the comments. Does she pay you? Are you picked yet?
Exactly.
Why did Akademics say Jt be performing at Olive Garden 😂
no i was deadddd like not olive garden😂😂😩
I laughed so damn hard when he said that! 😂😂😂😂😂
For the first time ever I’m on his side 😂
You post what YOU gonna post when YOU wanna post it!! Real fans love you regardless!!
BIA is so delusional 😂
chileeeee😟... bia needs her ass whoop because how your "diss lyrics" don't match the beat. And that was a fia🔥 ass beat too. s/o to that producer... lol😄
Very 😂
@@seirrabrinsontalking about me and my homegirls hate your tats bia just saying anything
Her tone in her rapping is just horrible to me. And her signature BIG BIAAA always make me mad when I hear it in a song I aint know she was featured in😭I be like aw hell nah she done ruined the damn song, now i gotta skip her part every time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I ain't never pushed play so fast in my life. 😂 Zo I just want to tell you that you are appreciated. For me you never have to explain yourself. You have a life just like we do. But I am very blessed that God made you and blessed you with the gift of giving me the mess. I hope that you always give yourself the self care that you need and deserve ❤
One thing Cardi don’t play about is ha coota cat😂
😂
Time stamps!
Da S.H.I.T
3:13 Sean Kingston
7:03 PrettyBoyFreda VS Jasmine
11:12 Alfonzo VS Tyler perry
13:48 Porsha VS Simon
THE S.H.I.T / DOC
18:43 Diddy & Cassie
22:48 Cory & Carmen
35:37 Cardi B VS Bia
Correct me if i missed anything! Love you zo ❤
lol cardi ramble was sooo long i forgot i was watching messy monday 😂😂
It's not ramble its receipts. Ya'll be the same ones ready to fight when you hear a rumor about yourself but Cardi is worth too much now to be fighting anymore so she's taking it to court...simple
It's funny because if it was somebody else they would call it a "coke rant" but welp, people love to pick and choose
@@vitoriarodrigues5456No there’s a difference. Cardi was on live calm and collect saying her peace and laying out receipts. Not yelling in the camera and on a twitter rant for 4 days.
Zoie a bardi so ofc he was gonna let her rant in the end…. But suing after a diss ain’t hip hop at all🤣🤣🤣 I guess drake and Kendrick should sue each other too then?
@@Helium-l1jit’s not receipts it’s rambling… she hasn’t put anything out including a response on a track… ppl diss drake for taking long … ugh I hate the hypocrisy
Cardi and bia beefing online was so unexpected
I was waiting for it. This been going on for months
Wow...I forgot all about that...Porsha thinking that The Underground Railroad was a real train...🤯🤔🤦🏾🤷🏾🙍🏾☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She really sat on that show and said "there had to be someone driving the train" 😂😂
no way 💀
@@D1lilslim embarrassing 🤣
Bia need to bia silent cause Cardi clocked her whole tea. Beef over😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😆😆
And Bia ate her up and won NEXT boo
Cardi should of stayed quiet
@@EX3STINCE Girl we don’t wanna hear shit from a broad with another chick as their profile pic. 🤷🏾♀️Girl Nikki will never see this or acknowledge you…now, GO LAY (with my fan)😂🤣🤡
GIRL BIA BYEEEEE😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Sue me 😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t see how Zoe can hang with Corey 🤢
Zoe, is a 304 himself... Zoe, think he slick, he wanna hit!!!!
@@brandyeldridge3332 girl the way they be Keke’n I wouldn’t be surprised if it already happened… A few times 👀
Don’t hate me but being ina relationship a friendship is two different things. Zoe points out Corey’s wrongs but he don’t have nothing to do wit the relationship. Just like me we just putting it out there 🤷🏽♀️
@@PreciousBurnell Idk.. Zoe knows Corey is abusive to Carmen (mentally, emotionally, & financially). And he knows their relationship is super toxic. Why would he want to be around that? If Corey was his day one I could understand what ur saying. But he’s not….
Cuz he messy 🤷🏾
“Get off your break & make me a cheeseburger “ 💀😭😭😭😭
lol.. like she wasn’t in the strip clubs showing her hookah for some $$$… 😂😂😂sir get your coin the right WAY
i am still cackling at that you hear me!!!🤣🤣
It’s crazy to shame an honest job.. when her first job was in a strip club showing the 🐱for 💵😂😂😂
Got my blunt and my food I’m ready for todays video 😂💯🖤
shit me too 😫😫❤
Facts lol
Me too!
In the hotbox right now Zoie done took to long I be trying to be patient fren😂
@@RissaJaay😂😂
Bia got some nerve when we barely kno her lmao
My spider senses went off… I felt you coming 😂😂😂
That's them spidey senses
The “shut up girl , shut up!” Just had md howling!!!!
I love BIA’s vibe since b4 lotta money remix, she used to say that cardi b inspired her, so ion know why she doing all this for. It’s giving clout chasing. The fan based twitter postsa Bia made cardi report if anyone wants proof
It’s giving clout chasing and it’s giving imma lie and say Cardi cheating cause I want Offset. Cause why would lie and tell people that is close to Offset that unless you want him yourself 🤷🏽♀️
@@PrettyCeCe1995 That's a good point there 🤔🤔
“& girl you pushin it to hell” 😂😂
the real ones know what it means when Zo hasn't posted.. the man actually has a life outside of youtube so let's relaxxxx
Bia needs to get OUT the booth.
chileeeee😟... bia needs her ass whoop because how your "diss lyrics" don't match the beat. And that was a fia🔥 ass beat too. s/o to that producer🎧... lol😄
Cardi needs to get out of that prison she calls a relationship. She’s mad about a rumor when her husband constantly cheats on her.
Expeditiously 🔇
You know she ate that 😭😭😭.
@@Knottyautumn man offset only cheated twice and it was 3 years ago let it go dang! Even when Cardi went live cussing offset out she said nothing about cheating if people would listen and not run with stuff she said he was partying and filling his self since his last album dropped that is it, that is all. Everybody took it and ran with it.......
yall be listening just to listening and not listening to understand. She didn’t say she’d sue over a diss song. She ACTUALLY said they can go song for song as far as dissing. She said she would sue because Bia was spreading rumors and lying on her. They talked on the phone and Bia went to the internet subbing AFTER they had already talked directly to each other about it. There’s videos where she said she didn’t have a problem with Cardi but then got online sneak dissing. That’s weak as hell. Bia been signed for 10 YEARS and this the most recognition she’s gotten and it ain’t for her music. To make a diss song and ADMIT as a grown woman to being in a group chat talking about how you hate another woman’s tattoos after you said you don’t have a problem with her is crazy 😂. And she did the live BEFORE she dropped that diss.
Exactly they so damn dumb
Im still tryna figure who tf is BIA
That part🤷🏽♀️
People know her from this song I forgot the name then Nicki Minaj came on the remix and all the barbs started liking her because of Nicki
I'm glad that I'm not the only one, I didn't know who that was until I saw this video soo 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
🤣The trip out on Porsha IS SENDING MEEEEE!💀😭😭
It’s the first part of the title for me 😭
ik carmen hate zo 😂
right😂
@@1of1ssshe need to have the same feeling towards Corey 😂
@@KaseyBatesYoyo no cap he expose something new about her every month n on top of it all he linked up wit Zo 😂
Zoe them different gifs you had playing during that Fredo segment. . . Ba-bey I darn near fell out my chair. 😂😂😂
😭😭i left a whole nother video cause of the notification!! 🤣🤣my 1yr old just as tuned in 😂😂😂
me too was watching make it make sense but zoe called
Me too
Literally
Same girl I was watching bossie and Ari cooking video nd when i say ii accidentally clicked off nd saw this clicked it immediately lol nothing but God
I was at work and had to hurry up and finish cleaning so I could watch it😂😂
Respectfully, stop explaining yourself! The ones who know you, knows we will get the Tea when the kettle is ready! ❤ we love you Zo ❤
i miss the “time for tea time for tea” intro 😭 that was so tea lmao
Yessss!! 🎶 Will you have some tea with me! 🎶
me too
yssss im so mad they told him he had to stop using it like it was the STAPLE for messy mondays 😂
@@itachistan437why they told him that
@@NappygrlTVprobably had something to do with copyrights
Im with Cardi 100% on this one. Who tf likes BIA anyway?
“And make the cuntent for the chirrun” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 SN: the lil baby fake crying irked my whole nerves‼️
chileeee.... me too. I was like, who paid that baby to cry like this🤦🏾♀️ because😂😂😂😂😂 atp "cut and scene🎬😂😂😂😂
Same!!!! Ugh lol so cringe
No fr it was so cringy to watch you just know it was calculated 😂😂😂
@@seirrabrinson 😂😂😂😂😂 Do you hear me 🗣🗣🗣CUT! RETAKE! Lil baby didn’t drop not one tear!
the porsha & simon segment had my stomach in KNOTSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody deserves a break! When I don’t see you I patiently wait til next wk! Lol
Zo not believing Cassie from jump is really disappointing.
wait a damn minute corey did WHAT 😭??!?!! Im all the way tuned in
All I got to say Kat Williams didn't lie.
This is why I love Zoie he’s friends with Corey and Carmen but he’s going to ALWAYS tell the truth and keep it real and call is out the way it’s being shown💯
Omg Zo please do a messy Monday interview again!!! The girls that know, KNOW. We need the tea up close and personal; just to shake it up. Just one mo time😭❤️
The real supporters understand!!! And we still love you Zoie ❤❤❤❤
Sean Kingston over there disputing charges on his cashapp 😂😂😂
I feel like I've been living under a rock like Patrick Starfish becuz I haven't heard anything about that man since that episode on "Suite Life On Deck" 😅🤣
Happy Belated Birthday Zoie
COREY IS MENTALLY ABUSING CARMEN!!
That's exactly what a narcissist does
It’s so sad to see. Posting explicit content needs to be a crime.
Let's get into this mess!!!🍵 welcome back Zoie❤
Happy belated birthday Zoie!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
I figured you wasn’t doing messy Monday due to the holidays. I wasn’t tripping 😭 you need to live your life as well. Your true fans know
Now why Jazmine dragging with the baby talk and the funny edits had me crying😂😂 7:30
AKs commentary about JT had me rolling 😂
Us real ones know you didn’t leave us Zo, you gotta life too!
Happy Belated Birthday Zo!! 🥳
One thing cardi gonna do is come with receipts 😭😭😭
All the time! 😂😂😂😂
The eating the apple to Jas n Fredo crying was funny AF!😂
Got me up at 3am 😂❤🎉
*Omg HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you turned up enough for the both of us love ! 🎉❤️ Cheers to another year of GROWTH & BLESSINGS!! 🎉🎊🥳🥂
The Way I waved bye bye to the other video I was watching 😂😂😂
That Alfredo clip with the dude with the apple Zoe you wild 😂
williams clip eating an apple killed meeee
If Carmen was smart she would play the game and start planning her exit.
Yessss I was waiting all day for thissss❤🎉 I love you Zoieeee🩷🫶🏾
“Shutup girl, shut up”😂😂😂😂
Yass Messy Monday‼️🫶🏽 Love You Zoie‼️🫶🏽😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💪🏾
The green apple eating took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zoie you have a very contagious laugh 😂 everytime you laughed it made me laugh 😭😭🤣 , thank you ❤I really needed that it
27:52 That mfkn part Carmen because if my “husband” told me that sht, lord knows that would’ve been my 13th reason 😂😂😂
Baby I felt this post before you posted it. I BEEN READYY !!
cardi B is so pretty I can't even focus on what she was saying
And she looks the exact same idk why people keep saying she changed her face
@@jevaunthompson6159she just made her nose smaller. She literally looks the same. Plus makeup also changes your face as well.
Happy belated birthday Zo❗️ 🎂 🥳 🎉 I'm hollering and I'm not even half way through the video. 🤣🤣🤣🤭
Fredo with the fake crying
It's funny how bia asked for smoke now she asking if she can get in trouble for the smoke 😭😭😭 girl keep it cute like cardi u might wanna copy cat her
Remember y’all, “ God only made one you. If you don’t be you, then nobody can be you!”
The intro accurate when you said “Girl it’s so much going on”. You ain’t lying cause it’s too much for me to keep up with 😂
Dude eating the apple with the background got me on the floor y'all 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
3:12 - Sean Kingston
7:11 - Fredo & Jasmine
11:13 - Alfonso vs. Tyler Perry
13:49 - Portia & Simon
18:43 - Diddy & Cassie
22:43 - Corey & Carmen 🙄😒
35:37 - Cardi B vs. ????
You're welcome.
Let me know if I missed something.
I just knew you we’re gonna bring up the Underground Railroad 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
OMG I've been patiently waiting 😅
The best thing I could get for my birthday was a MESSY MONDAY!! Thank you Zoie❤
thank you for posting this cause i have been needing the tea for weeks
Zo, the way you where cracking up on the Porsha part had me dying😂🤣😅💀.
IDC BABY YOUR WORTH THE WAIT FOR THESE MESSY MONDAYS💪🏾🥰💯
The clip eatin the apple made me scream lmaooo
Cardi stay with receipts 😭😭😩