The artist who did the Eldritch teletubbies also did a bunch of work for r/imsorryjon including the fucking phenominal piece in the top right of the page.
My brain latched onto axolotls and olms, so I started drawing some, and now I have two new ocs, one tall and skinny, the other short and beefy, and they're partners! I like em, they're cute together, 10/10 will draw more cute couples, thank you so much for this great knowledge!
Its also completely true :D Since the part of the mushroom you see is only the fruit, destroying it will do nothing to the actual mushroom. Its like trying to kill an apple tree by shooting an apple. Also the real mushroom might be the size of several footbal fields. ^^
"[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]" Having aphatasia and not being able to comprehend what kind of sound this would be is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
You know that gorilla scene from SpongeBob? Yeah look that clip up on TH-cam. Gorilla Violence. The great value version would be a speech made by Che Guevara. Edit: it was 3:40 am when I made this and I still have no idea what this means.
Funfact: According to one story I heard a few years back, the word "Quiz" is the result of someone drunkenly betting with his friends that he could make the nearby town use an entirely new word over night. The following night, he went around and wrote "Quiz" all over the place, and the next morning, everyone was talking about it because noone knew what it meant. Dude shitposted all over that town so hard he invented a new word.
Also look through the catalogue of the band the Hoosier Hot Shots, they were one of the most popular bands of the 30s, with hits such as “I like bananas because they have no bones”
I saw Olms in a documentary when I was a kid (they live in pools in caves and don't have eyes because they don't need them) and since then forgot about them completely. That post kicked open the door to that memory so hard that I screamed "THE OLM" in a quiet room
“Do they even consume the sustenance our great corporate overloads have given us? The Golden Arches have blessed you all with dollar cheeseburgers! YET YOU DENY HIS SUSTENANCE! OPEN YOUR MOUTH, AND RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF THE RONALD!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
The mushroom thing halfway makes sense in that it’s hard to actually kill a mushroom. You can smash up the part that’s above ground but lots of mushrooms are actually just the tiny part that extends above ground while a huge network of rootlike parts called the mycelium exists underground. Some mycelium networks are considered the largest living organisms on Earth. Such as a specimen of honey mushroom in Oregon that covers 2,385 acres. Obviously your average fungus isn’t this huge but still.
The part of the mushroom that is above ground is technically the "fruiting body," aka its reproductive organ. It's like thinking you've killed a guy by chopping off his... y'know.
Since Tumblr is my native app I've become numb to posts like this and yet hearing you laugh has made me laugh at them despite seeing them basically every day so I call this a win.
I saw the "Do the millenials even eat food" part through a Perfectly cut screams post. I tried looking for Oz's youtube for about 3 days straight finnally found the video and still remember now Oz is just a giant friendly noodle of a human.
My thought process was "everyone time I think of my cat, I know that they'll always be the one to come when I call her favorite word and have her plate ready." .... Don't know wtf Woulge is tho
5:04 We’re at the point in human history where the words "Cat Ears" can both make someone laugh uncontrollably or fear for their life depending on the circumstances.
I’ve been dealing with a lot of depressive and suicidal thoughts recently, and I just want you to know that these videos have really been helping. Watching this has been like the first time I’ve been able to laugh in more than a week. This shit is hilarious, thank you.
So... I asked my local mushroom colony what I should do today and they told me very specific instructions on destroying Unicron. I think they may have been the Covenant of Primus in disguise.
Oz your one of my favorite readers of tumblr, i prefer human emotion and humor when it comes to the crackpot of a site known as tumblr, and buddy you fit the bill
i swear this man is one of the only people who can make me laugh my ass off. like, i rarely laugh when something is funny to me, but the combination of his voice and the way he says the posts is just so fascinating and entertaining to me. he is also very wholesome which i do appreciate. i would protect this man even if it cost me my own life. take a moment to appreciate him. he is sweet and i like him very much, yes i do. i would stab some random stranger for the chance to hug Oz. 10 stars out of five, thank you for reading this review.
what ive learned: bottoms: wear cat ears, nya, and die pitifully tops: wear top hats, ride motorcycles, and die with explosions edit: yall so annoying forced me to fix the minor typo
Omg I thought when it said the bottom of this post I thought it meant like the second part this makes it 100x better I was just combining them so when the smoke cleared the guy was just a smol cat girl that dies
Every time you mention The Grimace he moves one light-second closer please stop talking about him. I realize i just broke that rule just now but it was to prove a point. See that purple star on the horizon? That's him. When it gets big enough to see his face WE ARE SO FUCKED HE IS COMING FOR US
15:14 the kids get confused by me, a guy with a boys name, stubles, masquline clothing and long hair. Like, the same child will ask me 4 times if I'm a boy and it's not garantied they'll accept my answer when I say "yes". Why are we so worried about kids "geting confused" when that is their default state? They'll live, they'll go on with their day, asking preemptively if they can have the oregami crane you're making eventhough they just got two and unravled them both, like "no Magnus! You had your shot, this one is for Christine, learn how to apreciate the things you're given and have this frog I made earlier instead!"
its may which means its basically june which means its basically summer which means its almost august which means its almost fall which means its almost october which means ITS SPOOKY TIME
I had to take an AP Test today- and the only reason I knew what "satirical" meant, because you use it all the time. Thanks to you, I think I didn't completely mess up the point I was trying to make XD
It's funny seeing the post about the 5D chess when you've actually played it. It's definitely got a bit of a learning curve but a good place to start is to basically throw out all your normal understandings of chess. All of it is absolutely no help here because you'll think you've got the AI on the ropes only for it to warp it's queen into an alternate timeline.
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Its like regular chess except if there's a decision that could alter the game completely , A new time line is made and the goal is to win in as many timelines as you can. As you might be able to tell, most games take a couple of hours to complete. Its a LOT more complicated but that's the jist of it.
@@zavodila9279 The original comment is just a joke about how Araki inserts random facts he learns into his manga. Never seen/read Demon Slayer, though, so I am just as confused as everyone else in this thread.
So apparently, according to google it is in fact teletubby, and the children of the species are referred to as tiddlytubbies i fear for the future of humanity
I'm a kid and after I learned the existence of 5D Chess, I already feel like a grandpa that doesn't understand any technology that was invented after the 1940's...
The 5D chess is fucking scary and made my head hurts just by seeing and there's gameplay of it on a channel called "Dragoon" it's a video of him trying to find the "hardest" game(it's all a joke and funny stuff) almost similar to killian experience but with multiple games
Take your time with the mini oz special, no matter what's happening in life, just take time for yourself when you need it Oz. We'll all be excited to see it when it comes, especially since you've taken this much care to put your soul into it as you have. Amazing upload as always, we love your chaotic energy :)
WELCOME BACK, YA LOVELY DEGENERATES! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE PRECIOUS, VALID, AND PEPI NANA IS OUR SUPREME LEADER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME✨
@@idontevenknowwhy3655 Yee✨ Wait- do you know me?! I apologise for acting so out of character. On all accounts, please do not tell my parents, as they will be displeased at me using a human platform.
Right after The “You can’t kill me in a way that matters” I got an ADT add “Experience matters” It doesn’t feel funny now that I think about it, but I laughed at first. Im probably the only one
2:36 When it comes to therapy, you (the patient) are always "in charge" of your mind. In this analogy the therapist is more of a foreign tourist guide that can navigate the area better than the natives.
"Better than", perhaps. In the sense of efficiency and pace, but never securely. The tourist never knows the pitfalls those who dwell in that dark place have learned of. They never know why the natives hide from the sun or those still, silent days. They know not of what hides in the leaves and branches, awaiting the foolhardy who traipse through the underbrush. They do not know _why_ we never go there, but, often, they do find out.
0:37 I too stop my heart when threatened by nearby creatures. I mean, the hosts of the party always get concerned but hey, do you see me having to talk to them? No.
4:04 Fun fact! The olm is known to locals as the 'human fish' due to its skin colour! Also they may possibly live for up to 100 years! And they are carnivores!
![[ ออกกอง ] วัยหนุ่ม 2544 โลกหลังลูกกรง..ทัวร์กองถ่ายหนังใน "คุกของจริง" | JUSTดูIT.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vB--aOkZCpw/mqdefault.jpg)
The outro is important...
:)
yES
You are important
Cool vid bro
I'm glad you're ok :)
welcome back!
“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so hardcore jesus christ
If you want to feel the raw energy of that post, i recommend that you watch Luke Correia's video! Promise you wont be dissapointed
@@juvenalcesar1091 jesus christ
I thought Jesus Christ was already hardcore
Hardcore nihilist also works.
I think everyone should be like that
The artist who did the Eldritch teletubbies also did a bunch of work for r/imsorryjon including the fucking phenominal piece in the top right of the page.
drop the artist name pls
@@postaldoodle rojom
@@peppyton7483 on tumblr?
@@postaldoodle no, reddit.
They look like DarkSoul Bosses, and each of them have waves.
"Workers would like to update their policy" **picture of guillotine**
My brain: THE REVOLUTION IS NOW!
I all but inhaled my gum, thanks
VIVA LE FRANCE!!!
Guillotine Chan is always legal
If only 😢
Yes glory to anarchy
"Guillotine chan is never illegal" is now my favourite phrase.
>cut to me building a guillotine
Huh? Say somethin?
15:47
Have you realized that the elder tubbies have people in their screens?
Wow! Thanks for all the likes folk. It's the most I've ever had.
Agreed
She is a little cut-throat for my standards though...
When you think about him he retreats further into the mossy abyss.
But if your sleeping 5 months later thinking about frogs, he R E T U R N S
I like frogs
Considering I am 1% of his views, very true.
“You may think you are safe, but horses are omnivores” is my new favorite phrase
Have you heard of the horse who ripped a Russian soldier’s face off cause he stabbed her?
Have you heard of Mr. Hands?
The 5d chess games is also classified as a horror game in the steampage
Thanks for this info, this made my day
@@MrShadic140 no problem;) it also is classified as a psychological horror too I just looked at it again😂
WHAT 💀
I've played it and it's great
Rtgame sure died playing it
Praise Chthullu, Oz is here to fullfil our Tumblr needs.
praise be he's tentacly touch
p r a i s e l o r d t e n t a c l e
SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE TO APPEASE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! SACRIFICE THE SQUIDS MY BRETHREN!
@@hriotcthulhu3958 OwO Notice us Cuthulhu-Senpai! Ähm...nevermind...I summon and Army to your command my Lord !
The chosen one has returned
My brain latched onto axolotls and olms, so I started drawing some, and now I have two new ocs, one tall and skinny, the other short and beefy, and they're partners! I like em, they're cute together, 10/10 will draw more cute couples, thank you so much for this great knowledge!
@@orcasarentwhales Seconded
@@garberasandor9699thirded
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters." Is THE most powerfull sentence ive heard in my life
Use it wisely
Its also completely true :D
Since the part of the mushroom you see is only the fruit, destroying it will do nothing to the actual mushroom. Its like trying to kill an apple tree by shooting an apple. Also the real mushroom might be the size of several footbal fields. ^^
Toad has had enough of everyone's shit
“I love to violate academic integrity”
“I do say, brethren, that I indeed fancy this quote”
Indubitably
Ohohohoho I edit this quote like a lion chews on meat ever so dubiously
Oz sounds like he belongs on any Rick and Morty episode whenever he starts hysterically yelling
We need to start a petition for this.
They couldn't afford him.
11:57
He honestly sounds like morty
12:00
Wait never mind someone already did this
“What a disgra- **devolves into disappointed giggles**”
"[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]" Having aphatasia and not being able to comprehend what kind of sound this would be is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
Presumably screaming.
Lol
You know that gorilla scene from SpongeBob? Yeah look that clip up on TH-cam. Gorilla Violence.
The great value version would be a speech made by Che Guevara.
Edit: it was 3:40 am when I made this and I still have no idea what this means.
@@arizonagreenbee nah, i feel like it's pretty clear what you meant, lol-
Oh my god taht must suck, do you dream?
the "Do millennials even eat food?" article implies millennials photosynthesize
They .. don't.?
Wait no Imma gen z over here... They DON'T! Well That's NEWS TO ME
The boomers know too much. We must expedite the plan.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Idk why did he?"
Loading funny joke
"WĘËĐ ËÁŢĒŔ"
You gotta do what you gotta do, im still getting used to my new green color.
I fucking admire Oz's screaming abilities so much
Yes. There was a guy who got very popular always back, used to talk a lot and ended up screaming.
He actually ended up shooting Hitler.
He sounds like lemongrab
@@joshduthie3401 this hit like a god damn train
*Ah, yes, the chaos man hath returned to feed us with cursed content*
And occasional comedy
The reactions bring me joy
I feel like oz doesn’t realise how correct he is when he says shitposting already existed. Look up Zhang Zongchang
Funfact: According to one story I heard a few years back, the word "Quiz" is the result of someone drunkenly betting with his friends that he could make the nearby town use an entirely new word over night.
The following night, he went around and wrote "Quiz" all over the place, and the next morning, everyone was talking about it because noone knew what it meant.
Dude shitposted all over that town so hard he invented a new word.
Also look through the catalogue of the band the Hoosier Hot Shots, they were one of the most popular bands of the 30s, with hits such as “I like bananas because they have no bones”
I saw Olms in a documentary when I was a kid (they live in pools in caves and don't have eyes because they don't need them) and since then forgot about them completely. That post kicked open the door to that memory so hard that I screamed "THE OLM" in a quiet room
This is just me, I’ll be watching some nature doc and I’ll be like “OH YEAH I KNEW ABOUT THIS THING”
It’s one of those amphibians that you completely forget about until you see it again like newts
-One of my childhood dreams are catching an olm and keeping them as a pet-
I saw it in a book and forgot about it.
Your parents (if you live with them): OI TYLER WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SCREAM “THE OLM” AT 2:45AM?
"OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND RECIEVE THE GIFTS OF THE RONALD!"
that sounds suggestive...
Ron’s creamy surprise
Sprite McFloat whipped cream, if ya know what I mean
N O.
B A D
Would you also like the atheists dream, with a side of fries
*girth*
“Do they even consume the sustenance our great corporate overloads have given us? The Golden Arches have blessed you all with dollar cheeseburgers! YET YOU DENY HIS SUSTENANCE! OPEN YOUR MOUTH, AND RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF THE RONALD!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
Fluffy hair king hast returned. Bestow upon him the raccoons and opossums
Finally he’s back after trying to run from the community he has created
That's the best thing I've read all day.
Son?
@@theprimordialsoupgodofsoup5612 well your back from the soup store
Yeah and I came back stronger
Best family reunion ever
*Guillotine-Chan is never illegal.*
The mushroom thing halfway makes sense in that it’s hard to actually kill a mushroom. You can smash up the part that’s above ground but lots of mushrooms are actually just the tiny part that extends above ground while a huge network of rootlike parts called the mycelium exists underground. Some mycelium networks are considered the largest living organisms on Earth. Such as a specimen of honey mushroom in Oregon that covers 2,385 acres. Obviously your average fungus isn’t this huge but still.
Pick up the towel and throw the whole thing out
The part of the mushroom that is above ground is technically the "fruiting body," aka its reproductive organ. It's like thinking you've killed a guy by chopping off his... y'know.
big fungus
@@leeshajoi *one of his
Mycelium, my love
*“you cannot kill me in a way that matters“ is my favorite response to death threats.*
Since Tumblr is my native app I've become numb to posts like this and yet hearing you laugh has made me laugh at them despite seeing them basically every day so I call this a win.
These tumblr posts did indeed satisfy my inner Eldritch Teletubby
Ah jeez they aren't in the woods too are they?
Damn bro, they like your neighbors or something?
Now I have the unseeable visual of Eldritch teletubbies living alongside SCP-1000.
The king has returned.
Yes
Best reddit post reader on all of youtube
@@psxcsomething6114 I agree 100%
"Going to aim for releasing 3 videos a week!"
Last video posted a month ago.
Oz, I love you, just admit that you're depressed like all of us.
Oz’s laugh is probably one of the most infectious on YT, and I’m more than happy to tag along xD
That of Damien, emkay, is also infectious
@@miket0174 exactly
Agreed wholeheartedly
Everytime he laughs i can't help but laugh along
I saw the "Do the millenials even eat food" part through a Perfectly cut screams post. I tried looking for Oz's youtube for about 3 days straight finnally found the video and still remember now Oz is just a giant friendly noodle of a human.
1:24
Possible Translation:
Who would win?
“Dinner” [or] my cat
It is my cat. {who the winner is}
I didn't think it was possibal to explain the post but you did. [I also got it just don't know how to explain]
My thought process was "everyone time I think of my cat, I know that they'll always be the one to come when I call her favorite word and have her plate ready."
.... Don't know wtf Woulge is tho
I've been learning english for years and I'm still recovering from the stroke that post gave me. Thanks for the translation
So we just ignoring who responded to it?
I thought it meant the cat was the dinner
Misheard "singular version of Tellytubby" as "secular version of Tellytubby" and I was deeply concerned.
w h a t
@@kontroller5304 S a. M e
I READ "SECULAR" AS "SEXUAL" HOLY S H I T THAT HIT ME LIKE A TRAIN IN HEELS
**Gathered Concern**
thanks to the comment and the replies for giving me a VERY weird mental image-
14:56 not gonna lie I forgot about sailboats and was like “where’s the joke”
In 5d chess with time travel, it's not "you couldn't understand" as much as "I have no idea"
“Are ya winning, nephew?”
“I D O N T K N O W”
Have played it, can confirm
I see this is my most popular comment ever
@@wizsamspider3688 "MY MIND IS TURNING MORE TO MUSH WITH EVERY SECOND THAT I PLAY"
its "i cant understand either"
5:04 We’re at the point in human history where the words "Cat Ears" can both make someone laugh uncontrollably or fear for their life depending on the circumstances.
SCP!!
@@kolibrispacestation yes...?
@@atomf9143 give me some classified info
@@kolibrispacestation SCP-1762. Read the whole thing.
@@atomf9143 i already did, that shit hurts
“OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF THE RONALD! AAAAAAAH”
He was deadass justin roiland for a second
This moment had me dead.
Oz's laughter is so freaking contagious. I laugh because he's laughing more than the posts themselves, holy shit
Thank god it's not just me
oz's ability to read these posts *exactly* how we hear them in our heads is why his r/tumblr videos are the best
I’ve been dealing with a lot of depressive and suicidal thoughts recently, and I just want you to know that these videos have really been helping. Watching this has been like the first time I’ve been able to laugh in more than a week. This shit is hilarious, thank you.
I hope you're feeling better now
I don’t know how to say this intelligently without dulling how much I mean it, but I love the way you read things.
As someone who currently owns 5d chess with multiverse time travel, I can say I never know how I win or lose, it just happens
… and just like that, I have another existential crisis in the comment section.
Is it fun though?
@@nicroburst874 yes 😎
Played the game...still mediating on what the fuck happened.
@@nicroburst874 existential crises? Depends 🤷🏼♀️
12:25 the "guillotine chan is never illegal" after the post about millennials shopping for food less really caught me off guard.
If thou seekest answers, thou must consultest thy mycelium.
So... I asked my local mushroom colony what I should do today and they told me very specific instructions on destroying Unicron. I think they may have been the Covenant of Primus in disguise.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 Primus works in mysterious ways.
this is so stupid i love it
"RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF THE RONALD" Is my new favorite thing oz has said
Oz your one of my favorite readers of tumblr, i prefer human emotion and humor when it comes to the crackpot of a site known as tumblr, and buddy you fit the bill
nahhh mate. he *is* the ball.
"So apparently marine iguanas are a thing."
Everyone who watched Octonauts as a kid: "I am four parallel universes ahead of you."
I have no clue what Octonauts is but I've known about the Godzilla lizards since 10th grade biology and IDk what that says about my childhood
Fuck yea octonauts!
@@r.j.penfold Oh, how you have missed out. I loved that show when I was a kid, and the nostalgia slaps hard
@@stupidityincarnate9356 my childhood was Veggietales and PBS Kids and Nick Jr so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh yes. Finally. People to talk about Octonauts with.
Nothing brightens up my day quite like hearing Oz laugh so hysterically that he can't even finish reading the post. It's good to have you back, man.
5:56 - came in expecting a trite "Jamerica" joke, was pleasantly surprised to find a reminder to check your sources.
FUN FACT: The guy who narrates Round Planet is the same guy who played Ross in friends.
Why does that sound so right though??
WAIT- REALLY😀
Please show us the video Sarah. I couldn’t find a David swimmer narration of round planet just David Attenborough.
i feel like this is wrong but its too funny for me to not like
No it isn’t it’s Matt Lucas? According to the IMDb page. You’re thinking of David Schwimmer.
The time for rejoicing is here, behold:
*The chaos king hath returned*
chaos, chaos!
Rejoice, brethren! Gather your loved ones and rejoice! We shall start a bonfire!
Chaos REIGNS!
0:45 dude didn't just have a single stroke, he had multiple strokes with diagrams and examples.
The Oz, Lord of the Possums has returned
The king has returned
The king hath returned
@@Yee_Haw609 THE CHEESESTICK HATH RETURNED
@@bcndooz3294 T H E C H E E S E S T I C K K I N G H A T H R E T U R N
i swear this man is one of the only people who can make me laugh my ass off. like, i rarely laugh when something is funny to me, but the combination of his voice and the way he says the posts is just so fascinating and entertaining to me. he is also very wholesome which i do appreciate. i would protect this man even if it cost me my own life. take a moment to appreciate him. he is sweet and i like him very much, yes i do. i would stab some random stranger for the chance to hug Oz. 10 stars out of five, thank you for reading this review.
what ive learned:
bottoms: wear cat ears, nya, and die pitifully
tops: wear top hats, ride motorcycles, and die with explosions
edit: yall so annoying forced me to fix the minor typo
This is common knowledge
I feel called out •~•
those who are not choked out by their own CO1 infused death clouds are doomed to be forever weak
AJDCHHS PLSS💀
Omg I thought when it said the bottom of this post I thought it meant like the second part this makes it 100x better
I was just combining them so when the smoke cleared the guy was just a smol cat girl that dies
I have never felt my "Read another Book!"-side come out so strongly as it did at 12:36.
Why?
Moral of the video: Guillotine-Chan is never illegal.
Edit: two years later i can confirm, singular word of "Teletubbies" is in fact "Teletubby"
Oz sometimes makes me think that he is a fanatic cult leader out of a McDonald's bathroom praising Grimace while wearing ketchup face paint
He isn'?
Not going to lie..would consider joining.
Every time you mention The Grimace he moves one light-second closer please stop talking about him. I realize i just broke that rule just now but it was to prove a point. See that purple star on the horizon? That's him. When it gets big enough to see his face WE ARE SO FUCKED HE IS COMING FOR US
yknow im down to join
No! Not Ketchup... Barbeque Sauce.
15:14 the kids get confused by me, a guy with a boys name, stubles, masquline clothing and long hair. Like, the same child will ask me 4 times if I'm a boy and it's not garantied they'll accept my answer when I say "yes". Why are we so worried about kids "geting confused" when that is their default state? They'll live, they'll go on with their day, asking preemptively if they can have the oregami crane you're making eventhough they just got two and unravled them both, like "no Magnus! You had your shot, this one is for Christine, learn how to apreciate the things you're given and have this frog I made earlier instead!"
"The Mini Oz special probablly won't be released till this halloween." YOU MEAN THE MINI OZ SPECIAL WILL BE SPOOKY TIME???
its may which means its basically june which means its basically summer which means its almost august which means its almost fall which means its almost october which means ITS SPOOKY TIME
ITS SPOOKY MONTH! *drops dead*
@@marcusdaniels6635
Spooky Scarey Skeletons
SPOOKY MONTH!
OH SHI-
"I forgot some people are in relationships." Oof. That one hurts.
I had to take an AP Test today- and the only reason I knew what "satirical" meant, because you use it all the time. Thanks to you, I think I didn't completely mess up the point I was trying to make XD
When are we going to make Oz just go on regular Tumblr?
Already am
@@OzMediaOfficial Cool.
Ooo we love a Molly profile pic!!!
@@OzMediaOfficial My sympathies.
It's funny seeing the post about the 5D chess when you've actually played it. It's definitely got a bit of a learning curve but a good place to start is to basically throw out all your normal understandings of chess. All of it is absolutely no help here because you'll think you've got the AI on the ropes only for it to warp it's queen into an alternate timeline.
Wat
So, basically...
You have no fucking idea
Something that I personally cannot comprehend. Understood
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Its like regular chess except if there's a decision that could alter the game completely , A new time line is made and the goal is to win in as many timelines as you can. As you might be able to tell, most games take a couple of hours to complete. Its a LOT more complicated but that's the jist of it.
@@hat7475 Just think Terminator but with chess.
If tumblr is this chaotic, i might consider being a part of it
Depending on who you follow it very much can be yes
"Iguanas can stop their heartbeat to avoid sonic detection"
oh hey, I remember this JoJo episode
I forgot that this is also a plot of Demon Slayer and Jurrasic Park
I have no idea what either of you are talking about but am deeply intrigued
@@hat7475 Jurassic Park I understand, but DemonSlayer?
@@zavodila9279 The original comment is just a joke about how Araki inserts random facts he learns into his manga. Never seen/read Demon Slayer, though, so I am just as confused as everyone else in this thread.
@@demi-femme4821 No it's a reference to when Jotaro stops his heartbeat so Dio thinks he's dead
So apparently, according to google it is in fact teletubby, and the children of the species are referred to as tiddlytubbies
i fear for the future of humanity
The... children... of the species...
Oh dear god NO NO NO NO NO
.....Do I even want to know how Teletubbies procreate ?....
Wait... they're...adults..?
@@wibby3931 that's MY biggest issue here. I don't care if they're 6-10 feet tall, those things are toddlers forever!
Like my dog. Except, not good.
@@ArcanineEspeon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 6-10 FEET?
I'm a kid and after I learned the existence of 5D Chess, I already feel like a grandpa that doesn't understand any technology that was invented after the 1940's...
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Okay, for some fucking reason, I'm picturing Luigi with the gun at Toad's head.
Well, now I'm going with your interpretation.
I pictured....MUSHROOM DANCE MUSHROOM DANCE! WHATEVER COULD IT MEAN
12:05 I see Oz has harnessed his inner Lemongrab
Please never change, man
Your yelling brings me so much joy. My favorite, and honestly the best, meme channel.
OMB HE’S BACK! we missed you. hope your break was swag
That's a swag pfp bro
@@idontevenknowwhy3655 thank you!!
@@lexieylar2304 what is it?
@Kai Rocke nyan-binary
The 5D chess is fucking scary and made my head hurts just by seeing and there's gameplay of it on a channel called "Dragoon" it's a video of him trying to find the "hardest" game(it's all a joke and funny stuff) almost similar to killian experience but with multiple games
I just want Oz to know that he’s awesome and deserves every bit of praise he can get. :)
Take your time with the mini oz special, no matter what's happening in life, just take time for yourself when you need it Oz. We'll all be excited to see it when it comes, especially since you've taken this much care to put your soul into it as you have. Amazing upload as always, we love your chaotic energy :)
WELCOME BACK, YA LOVELY DEGENERATES! I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE PRECIOUS, VALID, AND PEPI NANA IS OUR SUPREME LEADER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME✨
Amity
@@idontevenknowwhy3655 Yee✨ Wait- do you know me?! I apologise for acting so out of character. On all accounts, please do not tell my parents, as they will be displeased at me using a human platform.
Who is this Pepi nana and we all know Jim pickens is the supreme leader
@@bepisthescienceman4202 She’s from Moon and Me (a kid’s TV show on CBeebies) that me and my friends started a joke cult around✨
Man your voiceing for these comments are fucking hilarious I a can hear the fear of them so well thank u
14:50 if the guy who does the radio deamon voice in hazben hotel ever gets sick or something you would be a good replacement
Well since Black Gryph0n isn't doing Al's Singing voice anymore (tho they're keeping Edward Bosco), Oz could be a runner up...
@Cassette-Cryptid so as it turns out-
Ok but oz is just like the artificer in my party.
15:11 THE FACT THEY HAVE AN OKUYASU PFP MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER BY ALL THINGS DIVINE
Just by the first one... Oh boy this is gonna be good
YOU KNOW, I WASNT WRONG, WELCOME BACK POSSUM KING
Right after The “You can’t kill me in a way that matters”
I got an ADT add “Experience matters”
It doesn’t feel funny now that I think about it, but I laughed at first. Im probably the only one
Still probably the single best video Oz has made.
That’s it, he peaked
Ah yes, finally food from the elder gods.
I love the Olm, it is my spirit animal.
Edit: 7:47 Not even professional like champion chess players have any clue what is going on in that game lmao.
I just learned about the olm, and I love it
"A great game for beginners because even if you match up with an expert he knows as much about the game as you do!"
@@cgkase6210 Big brain
Man the "Sonic is a power bottom" hits differently now that we know Oz is a power bottom
How do we know this
@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 sorry i was gonna say somwthing but i discovered that youtube added a button to do this
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Please I need to know
Pardon?
Where did you learn this
You’re early: Kalm
You can’t think of anything original to post: Panik
You at least can make a meme about this: Kalm
Mood
You win this comment section
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Take my upthumb and be on your way!
BOO!!! 👎
2:36
When it comes to therapy, you (the patient) are always "in charge" of your mind.
In this analogy the therapist is more of a foreign tourist guide that can navigate the area better than the natives.
Depending on why they're seeing a therapist, that post may also be a sign that said therapist is doing a good job.
"Better than", perhaps.
In the sense of efficiency and pace, but never securely.
The tourist never knows the pitfalls those who dwell in that dark place have learned of. They never know why the natives hide from the sun or those still, silent days. They know not of what hides in the leaves and branches, awaiting the foolhardy who traipse through the underbrush.
They do not know _why_ we never go there, but, often, they do find out.
14:51 You can't tell me that doesn't sound just like The Radio Demon's voice
Father has returned, the time to rejoice is now
0:37
I too stop my heart when threatened by nearby creatures.
I mean, the hosts of the party always get concerned but hey, do you see me having to talk to them? No.
4:46 That tone has no right to sound so damn RAW
Olms can stay in the same spot for a decade.
Cave wisedom
I'm starting to think the mini oz special doesn't exist, we've all been fooled by Oz... the eldritch god of jebaiting
maybe the real mini oz special was the friends we made along the way
@@Cheesesteaks4Life98 damn, that's deep
Best part of this episode is how oz used the Junk Rat from that one billboard instead of Junkrat from Overwatch, which is probably what the post meant
"Guillotine chan is never illegal."
Someone needs to make art of that, with a moe loli guillotine.
That sounds like something straight out of NMH.
THANKS FOR *THAT* MENTAL IMAGE I'M GONNA GO YEET MYSELF OFF A BRINGE NOW
I’m normally the guy to see cursed things and go “IMA DRAW THAT” but I absolutely refuse this time round. There has to be *_something_* that’s sacred.
That would be harmful to society as we know it.
@@InkSans_FandomSoda _opens art program_ *nothing is sacred*
4:04 Fun fact! The olm is known to locals as the 'human fish' due to its skin colour! Also they may possibly live for up to 100 years! And they are carnivores!
Imagine seeing a f*cking olm eat an animal