Top 10 Quotable Movies |
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- Shopify
Go to SHOPIFY DOT COM SLASH bald now to grow your business-no matter what stage you’re in.
Factor
Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash baldbros50 and use code baldbros50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month
Join the patreon to support the creators and the content you would like to see.
www.kevonstagestudios.com
Check out more of kev at www.kevonstage.com
![DOMINO EFFECT part 3: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL [90 minute Stand Up Comedy Special] by Ali Siddiq](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z0P3B6-8R6w/mqdefault.jpg)
One of my favorite lines from Life
"Don't even say watch around me, say little clock or some sh*t"
😂😂😂
"Fix yo mouth to say watch" 😂😂😂
@@VVS_VDOE757
"I'mma Wh-Wh-WHOOP YO ASS!"😂
That was my absolute favorite part, but I feel like no one else ever mentions it !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I say this all the time 😂
FAVORITE QUOTE FROM LIFE "I KNOW WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING BREWIN'... I KNOW IT"
"WHAT I GOT BREWIN RAY? WHAT I GOT BREWIN?" 😂
I love this friendship! Kev has a surrogate brother and Tony has two surrogate sons. Just a beautiful friendship that has grown into much more through all the ups and downs.
YES ❤
@@itsme_pmarie hella dope
Dang the surrogacy part is a beautiful way to put it 🥺
"SHORTS 👩🏾 🫴🏾🩳"
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
~ Tony Baker
@@theicekingonYTno literally tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
From Friday, "Dont nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes" has had my family ina chokehold to this very damn day .😂😂😂
Mine too. I almost forgot it was movie quote they say it so much.
This comment made me realize Pops had to booboo in all 3 movies 😂😂😂 "GET THE FCK OUTTA MY FACE STANLEY!!"
@@big314cotton😂😂😂☠️☠️
I was so sheltered that i didn't even get the reference when I heard it as a kid. I just thought why is everyone saying the same thing like that? I missed a meeting clearly
Omgosh yes. My teen son is always saying this. 😂
Melissa calling reminded me of the Rush Hour 2 bloopers lol “We’re filming and you waste our film??” 😂
That is hilarious 😂 I read it in Jackie's voice lol
I'm mad they didn't put Talladega Nights!! "Don't you put that on me Ricky Bobby!!" 😂😂😂
I randomly say this all the time lol
Man!!!! I was just hoping they was.
"Im on fire!!!!"
Shake n bake!!!!
That movie has sooo many quotables
Melissa- “i know yo doing yo lil castpod, and imma let you finish, but deez shorts doe!”
I can hear her saying this lmao 🤣 😂😂😂
Not "castpod". That's so Black Woman-speak 😩🤣🤣
😂 “castpod” 😂
“Brakemmm”
“Brakemm”
“Brakkkemmmmm”
😂😂😂😂
HILARIOUS!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEW QUOTE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mannnn the amount of times I rewatched those few seconds…took me out 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kev face is saying “Why you calling I’m working” his mouth said just smiling cause it’s not worth the fight. Oh but Tony! He said Liss “WE WORKING 😂😂😂” lol that tickled me!
Love these guys❤😂😂😂
My most used quote on Friday is when Craig momma told Ms Pawka “ Okay “ in her fake friend voice, I do it on the phone and in conversation 😂such a small part but go back and watch it 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
@@Mike_1nce_Moreagreed!!! Lol
Me and my best friend use this ALL the time! 😂😂😂😂😂
“Okay 😄😒”
She has great quotes🤣 how high when she told red man “n wash your nasty ass”
They were talking quotables so his wife got in the game with a quotable of her own... "SHORTS!"... LoL
Can we get an honorable mention for What’s Love Got To Do With It, Temptations and/or Five Heartbeats. Feel like we need a separate category for the music biopics quotables. “You miss a step tonight. You’ll be frying fish tomorrow.” “Ain’t nobody coming to see you Otis” “My office hours are from 9 to 5.”
“I’ll f-🖐🏽 f-🖐🏽 fine yo a**!” 😂
Ain’t nobody came to see you Otis!!! I use that line at least once a week
Favorite line from Life is when Eddie and Martin are about to go to sleep. Even Martin couldn’t hold in his laugh. 😂
I peeped that! 😂
Tony's Harleys' sounds is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brrrock 'em, Brrrock 'em, Brrrock 'em 😂😂😂
Yaaassss!! 🤣😂😂😂😂
‘you’ve found Him!’
‘then Melissa came in Look at Da shortsssss..’ 💀💀
I felt that when MsKevOnStage called Kev on the phone about shorts 😂😂😂 if you married you understand 🤣🤣🤣 you GOTTA answer
Bro the story about getting mad at JoJo is amazingly hilarious!!! I’m dying!! 😂😂😂
Hilarity at it finest! 😂😂😂 the one ups to keep from looking stupid were killing me! 💀
@@itsme_pmarie the pause before the reply, then the less amount of time of the pause when he realized what Kev was doing to him… just classic 😂😂😂
How you leave off "What's love got to do with it"
"Eat the cake Anne Mae"
Yall are doing good things for the community with this show. We appreciate the joy it brings
Harlem Nights should have been on that list. “Hey put your momma on the phone, I ain’t coming home no more” followed by the hard sniff. 😂
I will always shout out “I’m an honest ho! And all my hoes is honest!”
The phone call 😂😂😂
TB: We in here working Melissa!!!
Harlem nights most definitely one of the most notable
😅 so now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe
The whole boom boom room scene from life I can say word for word. 🤣
Tony’s impression of the bike has taken me out 😂
My mom does that!! Mom I’m at work!!! “look at this shorts for my grand baby! What size does he wear?! “ ok going to enjoy it now before she’s gone..
"Not Jason eating like a Viking" lol. 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Jason
She know you at work, but she also know you the boss! 😂
Tropic Thunder, Ace Ventura, and Major Payne stay in my quote rotation. Every time I parallel park I say "like a glove" and if my dog is looking at me weird I ask him, "you plotting on me a$$ eyes?!"😂😂
Tropic thunder definitely...."I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude"
Oh! and White Chicks
“Everytime I’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen” 😂
Leaving out "Bye, Felicia" is diabolical
Make it Enough from Friday is one of the most diabolical Black mom quotes from the hood when she send you to the store and you started working!! I laugh every time I hear it !! 😂😂😂
Gave him $1 for a pack of cigarettes 😂
W-w-w-wait a minute, this ain't enough
Hell, I quote this to myself when I'm budgeting! 😂
The motorcycle impression!!!! 😂😂😂
Tony describing a Harley sound has taken me down!!! “Brack-emmm braaack-emmm” 🤣🤣🤣
My most quote heavy movie (besides Coming to America and The Hot Chick) is the Five Heartbeats, "my office hours are ..." "cant nobody sang like Eddie Kaaaang" "You want my spot FLASH?! Well, you aint gon get it, cause you aint GOT IT!" 🤣
I don't know who else make Kev laugh like Tony. 😊
Pat does!😂
"MY SON WOOOORKS!!!" LOL
People smackn and slurpn are definitely the sounds I despise the most. 😂
These plus dragging feet irritate my whole spirit 😅
" I GOT ME A DATE....... FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The absence of Rush Hour from this list disappointed me. “Don’t you EVER touch a black man’s radio!” “Same time man, I don’t know you. Same time!”
I still quote “40 year old Virgin” till this day 😂
Look at these shorts I got for the boys 🤣🤣
Now that’s about to be a quote.. “shorts” 😂😂😂
HAPPY TUESDAY Stage Krew 🎬, Bakery Family 🍞, and ERRBODY!!! 😃👋🏾
Happy Tuesday to you too
@@Mike_1nce_More - Thank you! 😊
“Aye Smokey back here taking a s**t” 😂😂😂 Friday is one of them ones
Not Liss stealing the show...on a show she's even not on. She's so talented🥰
WHAT IS THAT VELVET!! 😂
My mama and I quote Forrest Gump the most. I know every line by heart
Me and my mom always quote that movie too, especially when he says “Lieutenant Daaan ice creaam”
Tonys car and bike noise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The five heartbeats
“Y’all sure you wanna hang with old Eddie Kane?”
Now I want to go back and watch a lot of these movies again
My and my little sister quote Norbit and welcome home roscoe Jenkins alllooooot 💀💀😂 underrated movies
OMG I hop in the car sometimes and my purse hits the horn and I say “who moved my seat!” 😂. I love that movie 😂
@@verb247 I’ve been currently saying miss thing thing 😂 resputia was like “ I ain’t talking bout miss ling ling, I’m talking bout miss thing thing “ 😂😂
My favs lol
When kev realised hit brother passed after talking quotes I got sad as hell
Wedding crashers
Harlem knights
Little shop of horrors
Scarface
Set it off
Friday- most quotes of all time
Little shop of horrors is my movie! Feed me Seymore 🌾
❤Yesss I love Lil' Shop Of Horrors coming up as a kid, 1 of the best Musicals !! Audrey Jr/2 wasnt nothin' nice 😂 best friends Tisha Campbell & Tichnia Arnold are the singers in the singing trio
Kev makes Tony laugh so hard that’s hilarious to me 😂😂😂😂😂
I actually hollered when Tony said the baby had on jeans and said, NO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holler
Y’all can never not work together for any extended period red of time.
This empire is going to grow well!
Salute!
Thank you for making the so that we can finally see you all up close
My favorite duo
Yooooooo kev that part where u was coming in hot in support of Mrs Kev!!!!!!!! AND SON WAS SAYING OK OMG!!!!!! I know exactly what u mean!!!!! Don't be sarcastic and do what I already told you to do before I told you ta do it!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jemele Hill and Michael Smith did a spoof of Anchor Man when they were still at the sports network- hilarious
I miss those 2 together!!
@@GoIggles92 me too
Black Dynamite.......I'm running thangs😂😂
Robocop "Can you fly, Bobby?" "I buy that for a dollar" "Bxtches leave!" " Buddy I think you're slime" "Think you're smarter than a bullet" "Dead or alive you're coming with me" , some of the coldest bars ever!🤖👮♂️
10. Friday 1:26
9. Coming to America 7:25
8. Anchorman 9:32
7. Life 12:55
6. New Jack City 20:52
5. The Nutty Professor 24:08
4. The Godfather 26:15
3. Dumb and Dumber 27:00 (I ain't really rock with this one either, like to know it, know it. they were too dumb, couldn't get into it)/ There's Something About Mary now, yes 28:12
2. The Color Purple 29:23
1. Napoleon Dynamite 32:40/ Scarface 33:45
Listen, Eddie playing his brother Ernie is so underrated. All of his lines were so subtly stated but hilarious. "Just breaking me down in front of my seed on the regular." or when he was explaining to Sherman how he just needed to exercise for his metabolism. The Klumps were gold! The daddy fighting the old man in the alley after he turned young. Eddie is ridiculously gifted.
46:02 my son’s nickname is peanut but I’m the only person who can call him that 😂😂😂 I love the Bald Brothers. Such a great time
The Other Guys is underrated. “I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
I have an uncle June bug… for the most part we now call him Uncle James, but on occasion, June bug still slips out at his big age of close to 70
I'm crying over these shorts. Kev just smiling and Tony shouting her out because he can since he's not married to her. 😂
‘Snatch’ is one of the most quotable movies ever! So re-watchable! Kev can use it for improving his accents too 😂
A GREAT SELECTION!! “What’s happenin’ with those sausages, Charlie?”
@@jwiggs82 “it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago” 😂 one of my favourites now is when he shows the fake guns and says “I got some extra loud blanks”……”oh what in case we need to deafen em to death!” 😂
His maaahhnhhh for his maaahhhh
*I LOOOOOOVE THAT MOVIE!!! MOST SLEPT ON!!!!* 😂
"You a Ralley driver, ain't you Tyrone?"😂😂😂
Tony's side eye coupled with the Harley noises and his comment about CVS had me crying 😂
idk where my toddler got this from, but he calls me "Daddy Pooty-Butt". I be so confused, but he loves to say it and gives me a hug.
Turning to poot after you kill wallace and saying that youre gonna call him something else from now on is hilarious
I still call people "SOFT! WIT A CAPITAL T. SOFT-T-T!"
Molly, you're in danger girl 😅😂😂😂
Ditto😢
Imma let y’all finish but Paid In Full is one of the most quotable movies of all time . “N****s die everyday B” “I Love the game love the Hustle” “I’m Broke Baby (while showing off your hands) “ “Anybody that ever looked at me wrong ! OWES ME MONEY!!”
That's how I feel about Menace II Society. "Tat, tat, tat what f man" "this look like Kane whooping your a55 the other night" are 2 things I say randomly all the time. But I also like Juice for the quotes i say "I'll speak to ya later Yolanda" when I'm talking to anyone.
Meme-able maybe.
I never expected a parenting moment to turn into a WWE metaphor or hearing a JR reference 😂
I feel like “Scary Movie” and “All About The Benjamins” deserved a spot on this list 😂
Tony i never heard somebody describe how a Harley sounds with that noise 🤣😂🤣. Big fan of the pod 💪🏾💪🏾🔥🔥
When pops told Smokey "always got some shit goin!" I say this shit in regular life when ppl be doin too much 😂😂😂
“Fries in his head” 🤣🤣 and “sticky chest” is hilarioussss
Dude that does the animations about to have a field day with that "shorts" clip 😅
One day at church, we spent hours reenacting scenes from The Color Purple. From the pastor on down. It was do much fun.
"What is that, velvet?" Coming to America ❤️
I can't believe that they didn't say "Talladega Nights" . I'mma come at you like a spider monkey.
I said that same line too 😂 "Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby" is hands down the best line of all time. You get to use it so easily integrated into everyday conversations.
3:20 I watched this live!! And “shorts” is still funny!! Liss was so funny!
5:11 - 5:25 Tony just started tweakin 😂😂😂
24:21 I wish there would have been a movie on the Klump family
Tony did not agree with Kevonstage that Whoopi was not ugly. Did y'all see how he dropped his head and averted his eyes when Kevonstage mentioned her name? He clearly didn't want to disrespect one of the greats, but he absolutely did not agree.
Ok?
From 17:50-18:30..I was rolling!! I rewatched that part and spit coffee outta my nose the 2nd time 😆
“I hope this bathroom clean, if it ain’t… I don’t give a damn!”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dats da greatest thing about having a family!! I still enjoy getting those calls from my kids mother out the blue asking me if I like some kind of clothing for our kids!! And we’re not together anymore but it feels good to be included
Kev trying to force ZayZay to go by the nickname Peanut would have been a hilarious hospital skit 😅
Training Day is the ultimate quotable movie.
Step brothers needed to be on the list!
I’m surprised Boomerang wasn’t mentioned
Me too!
Mmmmmaaaaarrrrcccccuuuusssss…. I’m not wearing any panties 😂😂😂
I can't believe they didn't say Harlem Night's
The pinky toe scene alone lol
"Can i borrow your VCR? It's the Mack."😂😂
The hangover got some good quotables.
First episode I’ve watched. None stop laughter. Literally!!!