upgrades you don't want to give to the sun: 1.turning people into living beings of melted flesh that want to bring everyone into the sun (we don't need a "when day breaks" event) 2.explode (no super nova). facts about minecraft mobs: 1.dogs are terrified of creepers 2.phantoms only show up if you don't sleep for 3 nights (so sleep at least every 2nd night) 3.cats scare phantoms like they do creepers
All the sun is supposed to do is make plants grow. You're not supposed to abuse it It makes beautiful life, but if the sun's life is not beautiful, how else is the world supposed to be beautiful? That also includes capital market, plantations, farming, everything, all industry, media, everything
*Wow i have watched craftee for 2 days and i already finished watching all of his videos , well i think this is the first time i have been "early" to his video so yay.* 💬: *"Congratulations on 2M!🥳 i have seen all your hardwork and masterpieces, you really deserve it. At first when i watched one of your videos for the first time i actually thought that you have about 3-4 Million subscribers, but dont worry we will get you to that amount, keep up the great work!"*
GJ Parker! I remember your first video! It came on my recommended and I knew you were gonna go far, Congratulations on 2M. Not to be corny but your really were the one who made me makes channel! Btw those puns are on point! Good editing too! I mean just your amazing, dude. Keep up the good work!
1 What is the meanings of the line: ‘The poetry of earth is never dead’? The poet wanted to say that poetry of nature is never going to end. No matter what the season is, whether it is the summer or the cold winter, the music and the poetry of the nature is never dead.
Oldest son: Can I have pearls Mom/Dad: No get your own Middle child: Can I have some pearls Mom/Dad: NO I hate you Youngest child: Can I have something? Mom/Dad: Sure here’s all this good random stuff Youngest child: 14:48
“YoUr BoDy Is LiTeRaLlY maDe Of BoNeS” “Do YoU hAvE bOnEs?” “NoOo?!” “So WhAt ArE yOu mAde Of? JeLly?!” -Craftee 2021
That’s a funny one😂
Pov:Your in 2023
Carter in Level fun daisy's said GIVE Me A Shotgun
Ayo
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh👄
Congrats 👏 on 2M subs . We are here supporting you for more
YEAH
Congrats Craftee
Sun
Omg
@@Thegreenbug2451 WDYMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
I was just going to say that
Lol
0:14 Beginner
0:37 Banish Night
2:24 Sun Wolf
2:25 Minecraft Miner
3:35 Blessed Touch
4:50 Exclusive Miner
5:19 Healing Sun
6:22 Ore Beam
6:25 War
8:15 Sunlight Blade
8:43 Sunlight Tools
8:50 Complication
9:21 Sunlight Trident
10:18 Sunlight Shield
10:25 The Adventure
12:39 Sunlight Chariot
2:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:34 that makes sends😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:17 Craftee's greatest weapon.
Imagine that craftee making a video For that weapon
@@limepanda2958 me laughing at god mode
Congratulations on 2M Craftee!
@@berko2076 shut up bot
Ok
A skeleton made out of arrow I loved that part
“The sun is a deadly laser” got a new meaning
13:39 PERFECT
"Can we go on land?"
" *No* "
"Why?"
" *The sun is a deadly laser* "
I get the reference and its amazing
@@HarryPotter-nd7kf Same. I feel so powerful now. And if we get enough people who get the reference as well, *we can make a religion out of this*
i get it too
Not anymore there's a blanket
Hmmmm yes ah mmmmm yes
13:50 me trying to try not to die by a ghast
8:04 “can I do it on the right side like a psychopath”
Crafty once said
Me : I wish you would’t
3:06 that was the most “I dont care” voice I have ever heard
It's nice to see Craftee bonding with his Sun. Papa Craftee.
Papa Craftee :D
Lol
@@felaayuniayunia7273 botttttt
Agree
Bruh
How about you upgrade the moon now
17:07
Craftee: I don't have any armor at all
His gold shoes: this is humiliating
Props to the devs that makes Craftee's plugins.
I wonder how many subs I’m gonna get from this stupid comment
"I feel very bright, but not very smart." -Craftee 2021
, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💜 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/seolhyun 💜 PRIVATE S*X 01:05
#ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
!💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
Ugh bots
@@suwantosuwanto1239 Hillo
ok they deleted
Lol
0:00 Intro
0:17 eyes closed 👀
0:37 Banish night
0:52 sun heart💛
You gonna finish this
15:03 Nonononono 😳👌
The laser from the sun takes "the sun is a deadly laser" to a whole new level
True
Igoysv
I know what you mean go outside no why the sun is a deadly lazer
15:21 The sun is a deadly laser!
Craftee just reached 2 Million subs let's go!
No now it's 3,28 Million!
@@suwantosuwanto1239 yk i can understand you
LESS GO!
It 3.4 million rn
Good job Parker you have been working so hard on this Great job on getting 2M Subs! You are the best TH-cam ever! And one day you will have 70M subs!
@Jay Lawrence no he is craftee
yea!
@Jay Lawrence yes Parker plays and craftee has the same voice you can watch one of craftee's videos and see Parker on hes user
Yes
@@suwantosuwanto1239 4
"My greatest weapon, my booty" had me dead 💀💀☠️💀💀
We need minecraft but you can craft hacks! This was a good one.
he did
@@isaperez910 yeah he already did
@@isaperez910 no he didn’t
Thinking copycat
@@mr.mcnugget1923 yes He did
upgrades you don't want to give to the sun:
1.turning people into living beings of melted flesh that want to bring everyone into the sun (we don't need a "when day breaks" event)
2.explode (no super nova).
facts about minecraft mobs:
1.dogs are terrified of creepers
2.phantoms only show up if you don't sleep for 3 nights (so sleep at least every 2nd night)
3.cats scare phantoms like they do creepers
Cats scare phantoms?!?
Just imagine the people on Earth when Craftee upgrades the sun
People on Earth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
totally normal day
Hm l
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUN DOOGOOOS
@@Mr.pot-69 lmao yep
🤣 😂 hahahaha
Crafter:RADICAL
Craftee: DO YOU HAVE BONES (to zombie)
Mojang: Wait that makes sense...
Haha
also mojang: well we dont care...
Yeah
Ikr
Lol
Friend: Hey Can We go Land?
Me:No!
Friend:Why?
Me:The Sun Have Deadly Laser!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss tysm
what
The Sun Have *an* Deadly Laser
Lol
Craftee: crafts a sun laser
Bill Wurtz: The sun is a deadly lazer
Yes
Wait What
Craftee: Rides The Sun Thats Totally Normal
Ozone layer: no
Hey can we go to that island? NO. why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
You could have killed the dragon with your blessed touch
Yep.
Who else loves when CRAFTEE is out of context and makes funny noises?
Me
Meyyy
Me
not me
Meeee
3:18 I was laughing so hard lol 😂
Meeee to
Craftee : No don't kill me!
skeleton : Proceeds to shoot him
Creeper : destroys him out of existence
Which one skeleton or Craftee
GOIBIBO
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
Congrats for 2M! you work so hard keep it up!
______________________________
_
_
Ok
@@vanesh9416 ok
NOOOOOOOOO
okay
3:17
"my greatest weapon... My booty. "
-best speach of the year
(+:* the laughter is infinite*)
LOL it was so funny!
It’s 3:18 actually.
Well kind of.
I love how he greets blazes, “Hi guys, I’m nade of the sun!”
Dont mean to be rude but its made
@@godofthegolems3886 he probably rushed
I mean- It's not illegal to spell something wrong
@@godofthegolems3886 bruh it's not that big of a deal--
@@louisehailstone4604 exactly like-- Bro it's just a mistake it's not such a big deal-
“Never again, nope, done with the nether.”
-Craftee, 2021
Lol
I love how while Craftee was making the portal Sun was just taking a bath under it
Hahahahaha haha.
See. U:🧐 me:😑🍘. U:🧐🧐🧐🧐🍗. Me:🍕. U:🍖. Me: 🥱🍔🍑🍙🍗🍕🍖🌯🌽🌮🌭🍑🍔🍗🍢🍡🍞🍝🍛🍥🍣🍩🍪🍫🍮🍱🍲🍳
🤗🤗 I win.
Actually he is even funny.😃😃😃😃😄🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
true definition of "The sun is a deadly Lazer"
Right 😂
"my greatest weapon
my booty"
Wise words from Craftee
That was one of the funniest parts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True words my friend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😁😁😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Wise words XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
th-cam.com/video/71UTbALhi2s/w-d-xo.html
1:40 Jellyman Hahahahahahahaha!
Nope... Sorry...
Craftee: my sunlight dog lights up the cave!
Torch: am I a joke to you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Gacha ilfe
"Garcha fan 💀💀"
Lantern:am i a joke to you?!😠
*_Craftee: yes_*
This takes “the sun is a deadly laser” to a whole new level
Sound sus
All the sun is supposed to do is make plants grow. You're not supposed to abuse it It makes beautiful life, but if the sun's life is not beautiful, how else is the world supposed to be beautiful? That also includes capital market, plantations, farming, everything, all industry, media, everything
Its just a game bruh
I was just about to comment this in it's exact words, you my friend have beat me to it.
@@ftw4038 huh
“My greatest weapon my ⭐️ *booty* ⭐️ “
That got me laughing so hard I couldn’t breath xD
That's my weapon against my mum trying to get me out on a walk
Agree
Same
Lol I was watching that rn
What
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment
Yay😂
"The sun is a deadly laser" "Here comes the sun"
Bill Wurts 2021
Who is bill wurts
,
@@tranquil_mk1 th-cam.com/users/billwurtz idk i just searched bill wurtz
Here comes the sun song is a daily laser gun fire
This is the definition of “The Sun Is A Deadly Laser”
t r u e
y e s
e
I can make mobs explode by TOUCHING them
Fun fact: that meme came from a guy explaining history of earth
''But don't worry, i'll get to the bottom of this problem''
*Literally every Scooby-Doo episode*
True
That's so true lol
@Serena wiliam,,,,,😍 stupid bot
When i saw this comment he litteraly said timed Ill get the bottom of this problem WHAT
relax relax i'm fine😅
The power of the sun in the palm of of my hand
Congo for 2 million full support and love from india ❤️ ❤️
Bruh . How ??? How did you write???🧐😱😱😱😱🤐🤨😑🥱😐😶
Craftee(Parker):"I gonna break the time continuum"
Me who remembers the alex the noob series: yeah, yeah you will
I agree that Craftee is Parker
@@Lock-Off- lol he already said in his main channel
“can we go on land?”
“No”
“why?”
“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
XDD
I watched that vid b4
Ctrl X
This guy is my life XD XD
3:05 Craftee:I DONT WANT YOU TO GET PUT OUT
3:05 Me:the dog is made of sun the sun can obliterate water
I'm surprised he's not blind, he looked at the sun so many times
@Serena wiliam,,,,,😍 just dont click this
Stupid bot
Lol
ĐØ₦₮ ⱤΣᗩᗪ ᗰƳ Ƥ℞𝕆℉ÏŁᗴ ƤÏC丅ᑌ℞Ė
I mean like,he DID look at the sun...in Minecraft and that doesn't effect human eye...but it effects Minecraft character's eyes;-;
LOOOOLL
'i guess i wont have to deal with night time the entirety of this video'
later :literally fighting mobs in night time
"Sun as in Son and Daughter, but Sun also as in the the Sun in the sky!!"
-Words by Craftee
so aggressive! :O
Noice
He already told us. U know . Why are you asking??🥱🥱😑😑🤔😑🤥🤥
THE SON IS A friendly LAZER☺️
THE SON IS A deadly LAZER 😱
What does crafty have bone ?
*Wow i have watched craftee for 2 days and i already finished watching all of his videos , well i think this is the first time i have been "early" to his video so yay.*
💬: *"Congratulations on 2M!🥳 i have seen all your hardwork and masterpieces, you really deserve it. At first when i watched one of your videos for the first time i actually thought that you have about 3-4 Million subscribers, but dont worry we will get you to that amount, keep up the great work!"*
I’ve been watching for a month and haven’t watched all of his videos
@@Easy.Animation.Gaming Oh you should try watching them their just too good
Am not forcing you!
@@Stans2Min4ever someone nice on the internet? Fake!
I have been forever since his first video
@@skelly3_180 you must be an OG fan I bet your an air-conditioner Congrats you leveled up
Fan->Air-Conditioner
03:17 never gets old
5:29
8:15
3:27 HE SAYS TORD 0_0
9:13 yes you can✅
That sun chariot scene reminded me of one of Helios' sons who rode the sun.
My Nick name 🗿
Coming up with this mod was a bright idea.
I agree
Yep it’s very good that mod
R/angryupvote
Lol
I agree too
Wow...the way he comes up with these amaizing original ideas are amazing
*Road to 300 Subscribers!*
_Any help would mean ALOT!!!_
Wtf reply full of bots
I have to say yes because it’s true and he is pretty funny with them too
A dud are red Dey sed this
Moon is depressed
edit: sun is happy
Can we just appreciate him for the effort he puts in his videos
@Hayes charlotte Howard please leave me and don't disturb again.😡
Hi
🍬🧁🍭🍪🍩🍦🎂🍰🍫🍿🍨🍧
1:30
Craftee: Holy cow there’s a lot of endermen here
Craftee: how did I get 19 iron
The two iron ingots in the chest: am I a joke to you. 1:58 and 2:08
@Aidan Franzen Heck there -_-
My greatest weapon ehh my bat 4:10
Craftee: Looks like I don't need any torch anymore!
Also Craftee:Hold torch on his hand
Bruh
Craftee: my sub dog fights for me too
Everyone: regular dogs already fight
I gonna eat the papper
GJ Parker! I remember your first video! It came on my recommended and I knew you were gonna go far, Congratulations on 2M. Not to be corny but your really were the one who made me makes channel! Btw those puns are on point! Good editing too! I mean just your amazing, dude. Keep up the good work!
Don't do that
@@R_AATH_ what did Mr Joshua do?
Tctx
@@R_AATH_ sorry I'm a little salty that I was first here and everyone got almost 1k likes and I didn't 😑
@@R_AATH_ And I didn't want people to think imma bot
2:40 yes I get it
16:54 squid game caught on camera 📸
Fun fact: water is just thick air
Craftee: hello gentlemen i'm made of the sun
Blazes: what is sun
🎉 300M subs ❤❤
Are you craftee
Craftee becoming way! too creative with these twists💜😂
Yeah🤣🤣🤣
I agree with you he is becoming way to createive
12:46 is that a real loading or you edit it?
He edited
"I'm only gonna grab a couple sunlight ore." *PROCEEDS TO GRAB 20*
couple has a number "3" or "20"
@Jaxon Playz what kind of math is that!
Are you like owls? I like owls
Evolving the sun that sounds like fun
Crafte:I sure can use a friend
**CONSTANTLY BURNS THE DOG WITH SUN TRIDENT**
Yup
I like how this video itself revived the meme *The sun is a deadly laser*
Ya
1 What is the meanings of the line: ‘The poetry of earth is never dead’?
The poet wanted to say that poetry of nature is never going to end. No matter what the season is, whether it is the summer or the
cold winter, the music and the poetry of the nature is never dead.
Oldest son: Can I have pearls
Mom/Dad: No get your own
Middle child: Can I have some pearls
Mom/Dad: NO I hate you
Youngest child: Can I have something?
Mom/Dad: Sure here’s all this good random stuff
Youngest child: 14:48
“I wish I could kill things with my butt”
Craftee do a minecraft but there are custom sneaks or something
He already did that
@@the5tooth911 that was jumps
"The sun is a deadly laser."
yes
Ye
I love how you do the title “deadly”
I’m pretty sure he had rabies for a second when he was making that sun punchline
This video seems connected to the video craftee made called "Minecraft, but darkness damage you"
Who are you
@@whytho930 hi
that is the video i watched from craftee
ok
Are you mr beast?
Can We Appreciate that Craftee Never Fail making us happy😀
True he always makes us laugh
This dude Will Never run out of ideas
An apple a night keeps the moon-man away 😂
“The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.”
- Doctor Octopus
yessss
Congratulations on two million subscribers! I remember when you had 20k subs and you’ve evolved so fast!
On craftee 2m
"I'll take a couple more of raw sunlight ores"
*takes 20 raw sunlight ores*
P
I almost cried at 13:34 ;(
Bc of oof sound :(