i know not everybody is instantly good at every game they play, but watching twitch streamers play tutorials is like trying to teach a baby to walk, only for it to choke because you didn't teach it how to breathe
The amount of distractions and lack of observation the average Twitch streamer has is insane. My eye started twitching when she had to get the cape. It's easy to understand why there are so many backseat gamers in streams, with some very incapable players. Also 30:23 for the first mission to start and she throws the wrong stratagem immediately!..
One day youll be so valiant you exclusively play on the highest difficulty, and when that day comes youll look back at today and think to yourself "wow i was stupid"
29:40 how casually everyone is used to raining giant metal pods of heavy weaponry from the sky mere feet from yourself, except the one person who's never done it before. This beautiful game.
@@TheHuffur We just did this to a pal yesterday, afterwards I helped him grind some requisition, so he could comission his first stratagems. I am so proud of him.
thats the only thing you noticed that she missed? i was interested to watch but then began to get stressed by all the little mistakes she kept makin lol
@@seadragonyt5391 She plays Monster Hunter regularly though and it requires you to be aware. I think she just wasn't interested in the game and didn't make an effort to try.
39:12 Nope... Its just a cool visual. (notice how in game orbital lasers for example burn for like idk 20 sec? But orbital lasers on this visual represents only about 3 sec burst, we dont have this kind of stratagems. Also, actual mission superdestroyers hover really low, they are not on the orbit even when game tells you so. BUT The number of ships increase when there is a lot of players tho. So it's still cool.
Chat is right though, baptism by blood is the appropriate way to introduce rookies to this game, show em the ropes then straight into a level 10, it never gets old😂
My favorite part of this game is that its an evolving story. So like I started playing long after the massacre of Malevelon Creek, but I was there for the implosion of Meridia and now that the Illuminate are back, the black hole that Meridia became is now changing. I love the in-game events like that. The unique mission of Meridia just before it imploded involved running to evac and calling it in all while thousands of flying bugs spawned and made it an apocalypse level situation. Something to really behold. And that only lasted like a day or two.
I’m only about 14 mins in and I’m loving the cackle the first time you used the machine gun. Reminds me of me my first time. Liberty awaits, Helldiver!
Watching her play was infuriating...lol.... She should of dived in with complete randoms. I kept screaming in my head " SPRINT FOR CHRIST SAKES, DIVE, SHOOT, WTF!!! LOL
Bro did you not see what happened to the mechs in the first round she would have been kicked immediately I'm not trying to be a dick but her friends were being very VERY NICE
I mean.......dont tell me you didnt right when you started too. I was number 1 team killer for weeks w my group of friends. I got banned from any barrage for a bit. now im well over rank 100 with friends in 140's.
@CaecoAequitas1 oh I made mistakes od course. It was just funny seeing how many this person did lol. I thought the tutorial was super easy and obvious. But it reminded me of a game conference where they used dsp to demonstrate the stupidity of some end users and why you really have dumb everything down lol. When she used the orbital right on the mech I cringed. I enjoyed her content though. And will watch more.
@@sunakokirishiki3572 It was cringe but it happens and they were having fun which is what really matters. I do things now as a veteran that I hope no one sees lol😂😂
“You could be next! That unlesss you make the most important decision of your life. Prove to yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free.”- John Helldiver Welcome aboard the galaxy most elite force! Glad to see you got your cape. See you on the battlefield Diver
Hey a new recruit! Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay! Just wanna point out a few tips that can make your diving experience easier: For the stratagem commands, you can change the WASD to arrow keys in settings, that way you can open the stratagem menu, type in the command while still be able to use your wasd to move around, it's extremely helpful under stressful situations. You can also toggle the aiming reticle on in the hud setting, that way you don't need to aim for it to show up on the hud. Long press R will show the weapon wheel of your current weapon, you can change all sort of settings such as ammo type, fire mode, flashlight and more. The maximum throwing distance for grenades and stratagems is about 50 meters, you can use the servo-assist armor to increase that distance to 65 meters, if you use Q to tag any enemy or building beforehand, you'll have a good idea when to throw and make sure they hit your targets. Pressing X will open the drop wheel, sometimes when you are carrying an objective related item and don't know how to drop it, just press that, or you can simply switch to your support weapon which will force you to drop it. If you accidently set yourself on fire, the best way to deal with it is to dive to the ground, it will put out the fire immediately. Another important thing is that reloading in this game is quite realistic, once your reload, the rest of the ammo will stay in the clip you just threw away, so be careful with wasting your ammo too much, the UI on the lower left corner will show you how much ammo you got in your clip, or you can open the weapon wheel to check it directly. Enemies in this game have different types of armor, and your weapons also have different levels of armor penetration values, if you feel like your bullets are not doing damage at all, it means that the enemy you are shooting at has a higher armor value than your weapon's AP value, so look out for that one as well, once you dive long enough you'll understand pretty much how all of this works, for now just try everything, don't worry about dying and have fun! And if you need some experienced veterans to help you out, please don't hesitate to ask for help!
I’m glad you are having fun. I won’t lie, it was a bit tough to watch at the start but I’m sure with time you will get used to it. You can always see what you need to do by looking at the top right. Good luck and most of all enjoy your time.
You're not kidding. I got like 5 things I'm thinking of at once, so it's so easy to half pay attention to everything that I end up looking like an idiot when I forget things. It makes me laugh so much when I go through the VODs after stream since I notice how I miss easy things. lol.
When you shot the cardboard diver in the tutorial, you weren’t supposed to. But if you did it like 3 seconds earlier he’d say “friendly fire is a common occurrence on the battlefield” or something like that. It just glitched out
Run step by step instructions with her and be ready to repeat yourself, and you should be watching her stream and correcting her mistakes and be patient. You need to keep eyes on her at all times 👀 for super earth !!!🌎 for democracy!!!
You should have looked on the other side of the see you on the other side board, you can actually see them on the other side of the see you on the other side board.
SES Mother of Wrath and SES Princess of Destruction of the 666th Satan's Ferrets Recon welcome you Helldiver sister! Many hours of spreading glorious Managed Democracy await! Perhaps we will see you on the front!
19:22 NOOOOOOOOOOO every single thing available is bought with super credits which you can find INGAME no purchase required and you can get every single item available
I will forever remember when I chose “Mother of Mercy” on my super destroyer after I chose the name. Hilarious and specially after waiting for the launch queue.
That happened to me on the Creek. I wasnt even level 10 at the time. Dropped into helldive, it locked me in. We failed to extract, but finished the mission. Felt incredible.
Oh it was soooooo much fun working through this game from level 1 and going up. This game becomes extremely difficult once you hit super helldive but it's still super fun. You don't need to win every battle.
Welcome to the fight, Helldiver. If you're ever in trouble, dont forget to drop an SOS beacon. A rescue diver will hopefully dive down shortly, liberty willing....
Not sure if it will come up in the rest of the video, but: Enemies can have many differently armoured areas. Glowing areas (bot heads, certain bug abdomens) are typically weakly armored (at least compared to the rest of the enemy). When hitting something, an indicator will appear at the crosshairs. Red X: Full damage (your armor penetration is greater than the armor type (i.e. you have medium penetration and are shooting light armor). White X: Reduced damage (you have the same penetration as the target has armor). Shield with a bullet glancing off: No damage - in fact, the ricochets can hurt something else, including you or your teammates. A medium penetration can typically find *something* on any enemy to deal damage to. Unless a weapon has the "Rounds reload" trait, you reload full mags, throwing away all the ammo still inside. More general advice, including for some things that aren't relevant yet: Holding R opens a menu to adjust weapon settings (fire rate, fire mode, flash light, zoom, ammo type, things of that sort). Holding X opens a menu for dropping certain pieces of equipment (if you come across the extraction point during the mission, you can drop the currently collected samples there). "5" is the button for backpack functions. Mostly useful for when you get the Supply pack, because you resupply other people with the standard interact button, but you use the backpack function button to resupply yourself. It also turns off/on weapon drones.
Every time I watch one of these playthroughs, I keep hoping someone will stop and actually read the contract on the wall. Especially the last few clauses. I love how long it took to figure out how to get new weapons and armor. A lot of people don't realize you are supposed to click on the warbond to buy items, because the first warbond displayed is a premium one.
Welcome, recuit. Liberty awaits you 🤝.
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I am also a recuit
@@NinjaKatzKool Welcome in recruit 🤝. Hope to meet you on level 10 operations one day.
@@kenethernandez6246 recuit
I too was once a recuit but now I am [some title] and level 60
(I read liberty as liability 😭)
0:20 "Dude, he looks real" HOO BOY have I got a surprise for you!
John Helldiver, the man, the myth, the legend
John Helldiver indeed
@@Ghostly_One1not myth nor legend!
@@Ghostly_One1 wait, no way. Is that actually THE John Helldiver?
@@woofiewill so most say lol
i know not everybody is instantly good at every game they play, but watching twitch streamers play tutorials is like trying to teach a baby to walk, only for it to choke because you didn't teach it how to breathe
Yeah I swear she's one of the slowest people i've ever seen it's incredible
The loadout menu kerfluffle on mission 1 was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen anyone have so many problems with.
The amount of distractions and lack of observation the average Twitch streamer has is insane. My eye started twitching when she had to get the cape.
It's easy to understand why there are so many backseat gamers in streams, with some very incapable players.
Also 30:23 for the first mission to start and she throws the wrong stratagem immediately!..
this was painful to watch honestly, how clueless can someone be XDDDD
I made it to her cackle laugh and had to leave. Good luck soldier
One day youll be so valiant you exclusively play on the highest difficulty, and when that day comes youll look back at today and think to yourself "wow i was stupid"
Lmao😭
For real this is exactly what happened to me, when I rewatched a 1 years old gameplay I was so cringe! 😅
Lmao no.
Me right now man lmfao
29:40 how casually everyone is used to raining giant metal pods of heavy weaponry from the sky mere feet from yourself, except the one person who's never done it before. This beautiful game.
Me: "I wonder if she'll accidentally call in a precision strike"
Her: *calls precision strike on top of their mech
For someone who plays video games all the time she picks up nothing fast.
I was trying to guess the odds she would pass the cape. I don't know why I didn't go with 100% lol
@@seadragonyt5391 Streamer brain is a debilitating affliction.
13:49 This moment alone tells us you were made to be a Helldiver.
The maniacal laughter as she slaughters bugs with a machine gun 😈
"Click the grey box with your mouse" Her: Doesn't move the mouse and keeps using the keyboard.
Almost made me wish I was stillborn
The reason why this community loves to help new helldivers is to see their firsthand reactions to various things in the game
Its why every responsible player should take their new friends to a difficulty 10 robot mission as a introduction to the game!
The fact that democracy, liberty and freedom were not included makes me very concerned. Please see your nearest Loyalty center for reeducation.
@@TheHuffur We just did this to a pal yesterday, afterwards I helped him grind some requisition, so he could comission his first stratagems. I am so proud of him.
@@faerie7dragon Merry Christmas! I hope your friend recovers! ;)
13:47
Ahhhh there it is...the birth of a hell diver...Listen to that laugh of realisation! Its beautiful...
Nice to see new people get into the game, great video, keep it up helldiver!
“oh, I see I see.”
Two seconds later,
“Wait what?”
'He looks real' - OF COURSE JOHN HELLDIVER IS REAL
Takes 5 minutes to figure out how to use the mouse.
1:06:32 Nobody explained to this girl that the circle is where your gun is aiming? Not the dot?
Really guys? xD
thats the only thing you noticed that she missed? i was interested to watch but then began to get stressed by all the little mistakes she kept makin lol
I would assume anyone with an ounce of situational awareness would realize that...
@@AtzyI don’t think she has much…
@@seadragonyt5391 She plays Monster Hunter regularly though and it requires you to be aware. I think she just wasn't interested in the game and didn't make an effort to try.
39:12 Nope... Its just a cool visual. (notice how in game orbital lasers for example burn for like idk 20 sec? But orbital lasers on this visual represents only about 3 sec burst, we dont have this kind of stratagems. Also, actual mission superdestroyers hover really low, they are not on the orbit even when game tells you so.
BUT
The number of ships increase when there is a lot of players tho. So it's still cool.
This is one of the most irritating things I've ever watched but I love watching people getting introduced to the game
God I love watching people enjoying Helldivers 2 for the first time 😂
the guy in the opening appear in TGA 2024 to annouce illuminate update :))) I was like " it s him, it s f*cking him"
Oof that was painful to watch. Good luck!
The aussie hating the bugs makes a lot of sense really
It's amazing.
She did the tutorial and forgot everything the minute she was done with it.
Took 2hrs to relearn how to jump. xD
Jump?
@Gemma_626 Well, dive...
@@maxmusterspace6037 oh gotcha.. 😅
“Bots are so much easier” tell that to the 30 million dead at malevalon creek
Chat is right though, baptism by blood is the appropriate way to introduce rookies to this game, show em the ropes then straight into a level 10, it never gets old😂
Welcome new recruit, glad to have ya here! Now, do your duty helldiver!
My favorite part of this game is that its an evolving story. So like I started playing long after the massacre of Malevelon Creek, but I was there for the implosion of Meridia and now that the Illuminate are back, the black hole that Meridia became is now changing. I love the in-game events like that. The unique mission of Meridia just before it imploded involved running to evac and calling it in all while thousands of flying bugs spawned and made it an apocalypse level situation. Something to really behold. And that only lasted like a day or two.
I’m only about 14 mins in and I’m loving the cackle the first time you used the machine gun. Reminds me of me my first time. Liberty awaits, Helldiver!
always love watching when a new helldiver joins our ranks, brings tears to the eyes. FOR LIBERTY, FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, AND FOR SUPER EARTH!!
Watching her play was infuriating...lol.... She should of dived in with complete randoms. I kept screaming in my head " SPRINT FOR CHRIST SAKES, DIVE, SHOOT, WTF!!! LOL
Bro did you not see what happened to the mechs in the first round she would have been kicked immediately I'm not trying to be a dick but her friends were being very VERY NICE
Does she ever remember to call in her machine gun strat?
I would love to see how many people died to those 2 gatling sentry in the tuto.
Watching you in the tutorial lost me valuable braincells, lol.
Edit: Oh god, it gets worse. Bombs team instantly, lol.
I mean.......dont tell me you didnt right when you started too. I was number 1 team killer for weeks w my group of friends. I got banned from any barrage for a bit. now im well over rank 100 with friends in 140's.
@CaecoAequitas1 oh I made mistakes od course. It was just funny seeing how many this person did lol. I thought the tutorial was super easy and obvious. But it reminded me of a game conference where they used dsp to demonstrate the stupidity of some end users and why you really have dumb everything down lol.
When she used the orbital right on the mech I cringed.
I enjoyed her content though. And will watch more.
@@sunakokirishiki3572 It was cringe but it happens and they were having fun which is what really matters. I do things now as a veteran that I hope no one sees lol😂😂
“You could be next! That unlesss you make the most important decision of your life. Prove to yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free.”- John Helldiver
Welcome aboard the galaxy most elite force! Glad to see you got your cape. See you on the battlefield Diver
You carved another foothold on the long climb to liberty.
Hey a new recruit! Welcome and I hope you enjoy your stay!
Just wanna point out a few tips that can make your diving experience easier:
For the stratagem commands, you can change the WASD to arrow keys in settings, that way you can open the stratagem menu, type in the command while still be able to use your wasd to move around, it's extremely helpful under stressful situations.
You can also toggle the aiming reticle on in the hud setting, that way you don't need to aim for it to show up on the hud.
Long press R will show the weapon wheel of your current weapon, you can change all sort of settings such as ammo type, fire mode, flashlight and more.
The maximum throwing distance for grenades and stratagems is about 50 meters, you can use the servo-assist armor to increase that distance to 65 meters, if you use Q to tag any enemy or building beforehand, you'll have a good idea when to throw and make sure they hit your targets.
Pressing X will open the drop wheel, sometimes when you are carrying an objective related item and don't know how to drop it, just press that, or you can simply switch to your support weapon which will force you to drop it.
If you accidently set yourself on fire, the best way to deal with it is to dive to the ground, it will put out the fire immediately.
Another important thing is that reloading in this game is quite realistic, once your reload, the rest of the ammo will stay in the clip you just threw away, so be careful with wasting your ammo too much, the UI on the lower left corner will show you how much ammo you got in your clip, or you can open the weapon wheel to check it directly.
Enemies in this game have different types of armor, and your weapons also have different levels of armor penetration values, if you feel like your bullets are not doing damage at all, it means that the enemy you are shooting at has a higher armor value than your weapon's AP value, so look out for that one as well, once you dive long enough you'll understand pretty much how all of this works, for now just try everything, don't worry about dying and have fun! And if you need some experienced veterans to help you out, please don't hesitate to ask for help!
I’m glad you are having fun. I won’t lie, it was a bit tough to watch at the start but I’m sure with time you will get used to it. You can always see what you need to do by looking at the top right. Good luck and most of all enjoy your time.
Streamer brain is insane geez lol
You're not kidding. I got like 5 things I'm thinking of at once, so it's so easy to half pay attention to everything that I end up looking like an idiot when I forget things. It makes me laugh so much when I go through the VODs after stream since I notice how I miss easy things. lol.
@ yea but the fun on stream night is what’s most important 😂 and y’all were having a ball lmaoo
It's cool seing new players playing the game. But watching this noob gameplay still hurts 😂
I lost all my braincells watching this lol. 💀
What’s the etiquette with chewing on mic and reading comments while in-game?
When you shot the cardboard diver in the tutorial, you weren’t supposed to. But if you did it like 3 seconds earlier he’d say “friendly fire is a common occurrence on the battlefield” or something like that. It just glitched out
1:41:37 Epic Trash talking
Democracy Protects
i was running some medium rank missions about a week ago and i recognize some of your voices
Run step by step instructions with her and be ready to repeat yourself, and you should be watching her stream and correcting her mistakes and be patient. You need to keep eyes on her at all times 👀 for super earth !!!🌎 for democracy!!!
she is playin in slow motion
Welcome to the fight :-)
Bots and Squid when? You need the true helldivers experience.
Welcome cadet
Good to have u cadet! Welcome to the fight!
Merry Liberty!
Comment for the Democracy. ✊ (and the algorithm)
That laugh when she fires the MG is gold. 13:50
You should have looked on the other side of the see you on the other side board, you can actually see them on the other side of the see you on the other side board.
remember that "Once released into the wild, Democracy is no longer your friend'
pay attention to General Brasch's orders next time
Cool that you enjoy it. Remember to look on all parts of the screen - the stuff you have to do is on the top right corner of your screen
Welcome to the Helldivers 🫡
That guy in the intro cinematic is real lol his name is John Helldiver and he’s a real person!
Was in mission for about 10 seconds before she TKs her friend’s mech with a stratagem…truely a Helldiver now! :-)
There's first time for everything, but for you I don't know are you pretending to not knowing anything?
SES Mother of Wrath and SES Princess of Destruction of the 666th Satan's Ferrets Recon welcome you Helldiver sister! Many hours of spreading glorious Managed Democracy await! Perhaps we will see you on the front!
I Can't believe she took the Consitution rile. 🤭
So perfect
19:22 NOOOOOOOOOOO every single thing available is bought with super credits which you can find INGAME no purchase required and you can get every single item available
I will forever remember when I chose “Mother of Mercy” on my super destroyer after I chose the name. Hilarious and specially after waiting for the launch queue.
With over 1100hrs played it’s still great watching first reactions… pulled a lv2 newb into bots lv10 other day and I almost ruined him 😂
That happened to me on the Creek. I wasnt even level 10 at the time. Dropped into helldive, it locked me in. We failed to extract, but finished the mission. Felt incredible.
i love watching new players discover the game. hilarious.
You can get higher levels by getting ur friends on higher level to complete operations on higher difficulties
Always good to see a new diver drop in. Can't wait to see you when we reclaim the Greek
I'd give up anything to have that feeling again of playing helldivers 2 for the first time
I felt that when the illuminate arrived
Oh it was soooooo much fun working through this game from level 1 and going up. This game becomes extremely difficult once you hit super helldive but it's still super fun. You don't need to win every battle.
SES Queen Of Battle reporting: welcome to the front!
Everybody hates the bots. The bugs are literally the draw of the game. It also replicates that starship trooper feel.
Welcome, recruit. Remember, prioritize AP against Automatons and explosive ammo against Bugs and Squids. May Liberty guide you!
"Men in military suits". LMAO. You mean "Soldiers in uniform"?
I love how TH-cam has been showing me all these fellow small creators lately. Welcome to the cause ._.7
this was absolutely infuriating to watch. I somehow made it to the mission setup part, but that was just too much... had to stop watching
Welcome to the fight, Helldiver. If you're ever in trouble, dont forget to drop an SOS beacon. A rescue diver will hopefully dive down shortly, liberty willing....
This message is approved by the ministry of life.
Welcome to the war helldiver
Ive got 500+ hours into HD2, one of the funnest games ive ever played.
Glad to have you on board cadet. Now spread liberty and democracy for superearth
Welcome recruit!! Freedom conqueres all! Hugs Brazilian Helldiver.
Welcome to the ranks, Helldiver!
Another brave soldier whos willing to put their life on the line for LIBERTY, DEMOCRACY, AND FREEDOM!!! FOR SUPER EARTH!!!
Democracy needs You, Happy to have you with us!
Welcome to the front, cadet. May Liberty conquer all.
Welcome to the fight!
That intro cutscene and the theme song get me every time 😂
Welcome Helldiver, Freedom needs you!
That laugh of yours is so contagious.
Welcome to the corps, Diver. Can’t wait to see you on the front (:
Super Earth welcomes you helldiver!
I think this qualifies as going viral. Time for more helldivers videos.
3:39 funny how this is the video that landed on my home page and now has the most views on your channel :D
Welcome to the fight fellow Helldiver! We await you in future fights against Democracy hating aliens!
Welcome to the front lines, Diver! Whenever you're in need of a team buddy!
Welcome, recuit. The BOT front calls.
Not sure if it will come up in the rest of the video, but:
Enemies can have many differently armoured areas. Glowing areas (bot heads, certain bug abdomens) are typically weakly armored (at least compared to the rest of the enemy). When hitting something, an indicator will appear at the crosshairs. Red X: Full damage (your armor penetration is greater than the armor type (i.e. you have medium penetration and are shooting light armor). White X: Reduced damage (you have the same penetration as the target has armor). Shield with a bullet glancing off: No damage - in fact, the ricochets can hurt something else, including you or your teammates. A medium penetration can typically find *something* on any enemy to deal damage to.
Unless a weapon has the "Rounds reload" trait, you reload full mags, throwing away all the ammo still inside.
More general advice, including for some things that aren't relevant yet:
Holding R opens a menu to adjust weapon settings (fire rate, fire mode, flash light, zoom, ammo type, things of that sort).
Holding X opens a menu for dropping certain pieces of equipment (if you come across the extraction point during the mission, you can drop the currently collected samples there).
"5" is the button for backpack functions. Mostly useful for when you get the Supply pack, because you resupply other people with the standard interact button, but you use the backpack function button to resupply yourself. It also turns off/on weapon drones.
May Democracy lead you through your missions with no obscurity Helldiver.
Every time I watch one of these playthroughs, I keep hoping someone will stop and actually read the contract on the wall. Especially the last few clauses.
I love how long it took to figure out how to get new weapons and armor. A lot of people don't realize you are supposed to click on the warbond to buy items, because the first warbond displayed is a premium one.
Welcome to the Squad!