We will finally learn Trump's height and weight when he gets arrested

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  • @jimtemple5159
    @jimtemple5159 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    It is not about "shaming " him about his weight. It is simply proving that he can't tell the truth about it.

    • @carletonrutherford1799
      @carletonrutherford1799 ปีที่แล้ว

      He couldn't even tell the truth about the amount of people at his inauguration, and that could be proven with pictures! He is a pathological liar.

    • @Someaddress555s
      @Someaddress555s ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No way he is just under the limit for obese for a person 6'4, which I also doubt.

    • @lauriefarmer2821
      @lauriefarmer2821 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He shames people constantly about their weight . Shame away

    • @yellowlt6
      @yellowlt6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Right on, he can't tell the truth, period. But those of us with a brain already know this.

    • @redaawadallah4518
      @redaawadallah4518 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Someaddress555scommon knowledge that he wears elevator shoes. Only 5’11”

  • @pedrogonzalez-nd6ph
    @pedrogonzalez-nd6ph ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I hope they do he should be humiliated like he humiliates other people

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean the leftists he humiliates like the ones obsessing over his height and weight? 😂

    • @pedrogonzalez-nd6ph
      @pedrogonzalez-nd6ph ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @MrGgabber I understand u love him.and u would do anything for him but doesn't care about nobody but himself like when he calls his cult followers uneducated and u r one of them so sad

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrGgabber He loves the uneducated and unwashed, he has called MAGA both and you idiots just clap and cheer! WHO are the dumb ones??? 😂😂😂
      💙🇺🇸💙

  • @michaelmeandros551
    @michaelmeandros551 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    He'll be 6'5", 185lbs. And the recorder will be crying in awe at how hard his body is. 😅😅

    • @snerdterguson
      @snerdterguson ปีที่แล้ว +23

      With tears in his eyes, he'll say: "Sir, its unfair that someone with so large a penis should have the body of an Adonis"

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's George Santos!

    • @Anonymous-j4o2x
      @Anonymous-j4o2x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🚬 😎

    • @trishr3412
      @trishr3412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤢🤢🤢

    • @1kenodave1
      @1kenodave1 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet Ivanka knows how hard Daddy is.

  • @sacrebleu1371
    @sacrebleu1371 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The fact his doctor lied is what bothered me about the issue. - retired RN

  • @459luker
    @459luker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    great to see you back David Sir! i have tears streaming down my face Sir!

  • @tlo4267
    @tlo4267 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    My dad was 6’4, 325. I know exactly how big that is. Trump, I’m thinking 6’1 and 340 Lbs. Dad didn’t have Trump’s big ole’ dump truck. 🍑

    • @ValTheGal1960
      @ValTheGal1960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's a BIG ONE!

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A scavenger Tyrannosaurus Rex body: Big butt with small, grasping arms/hands...like the scavenging seagulls in the "Finding Nemo" movie, "MINE, MINE, MINE...." A non-avian dinosaur and an avian dinosaur...both reptiles.

    • @herminaedwards5242
      @herminaedwards5242 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @herminaedwards5242
      @herminaedwards5242 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ZYX261😂😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly ! The best discription yet! You missed out 'Orange'!

    • @billvogel359
      @billvogel359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Under 6”, Oh wait. Ask stormy.

  • @76482
    @76482 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I really don't care how short & hefty Trump is if he can fit into a jail cell. 🤨

    • @tinasummers4578
      @tinasummers4578 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well said 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @rockradstone
      @rockradstone ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Won't be able to climb up to the the top bunk.

    • @Blue5th
      @Blue5th ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They'll have to widen it a bit?
      Reinforce the flooring...but we'll get him
      In there alright.

    • @northof4985
      @northof4985 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he's a capital G Goon destroying your country!@@TuckerCarlson-wi7xs

    • @PhotoTrekr
      @PhotoTrekr ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Make him fit.

  • @macklyn
    @macklyn ปีที่แล้ว +73

    He is 6'4" 225 lbs and can bench 400 lbs. No, not Trump but his new roomie in the Georgia pen....

    • @nielsgreen9780
      @nielsgreen9780 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And his name is Bubba😮

    • @rekcusdoo
      @rekcusdoo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      boyfriend*

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus he has hands the size of lunchboxes, don’t forget. I’m seriously not interested in the length of anything. BLAH. 🤢😵‍💫

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😂😅

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bubba

  • @reggiedixon2
    @reggiedixon2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Big strong guys came up to me with tears in their eyes and said, "Sir, that is the greatest weight anyone has seen, they will be talking about it for years"

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Trump: that is not my weight. That was a dominion scale made in Venezuela and hacked by Italian space lasers. This is a fat witch hunt

    • @herminaedwards5242
      @herminaedwards5242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, you are very creative.

    • @jcbjcb2
      @jcbjcb2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the bamboo fibers prove this all! #WitchHunt!

    • @tats7859
      @tats7859 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, no, no, it's the green space laser from a Jewish family, you know the same one that was starting all those fires, now if you'll excuse me I must have scottie been me up somewhere??

  • @kenbob1071
    @kenbob1071 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Trump's mugshot should be his official Presidential portrait.

    • @maggiemay8622
      @maggiemay8622 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I hope he brings his orange spray tan and hairspray 😂😂

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be used against democrats as a big in your face flex. Backfire lol

    • @Starganderfish
      @Starganderfish ปีที่แล้ว

      @@X2LR8 Really? Only in America would a politician being a convicted felon be considered a "flex".
      The orange dude is a criminal and is finally going to be charged with a VERY small fraction of the crimes he has committed. Any American who looks at that and decides "Yeah, this guy should be in charge" is, frankly, an idiot.

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@X2LR8 - bwaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kathrynfrank4291
      @kathrynfrank4291 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I prefer a mushroom emoji for his portrait.

  • @paradoxworkshop4659
    @paradoxworkshop4659 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    His hands will be too small for the fingerprint scanner...

  • @nk1974
    @nk1974 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I think he’s pushing 300 Lbs.

  • @HighHolyOne
    @HighHolyOne ปีที่แล้ว +9

    YES!!! Funny how the weight lies have pissed me off too. Maybe because he makes fun of heavy people.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes I wonder, if he ever looks in a mirror other than to apply facepaint and arrange his ridiculous combover. And what he actually sees in the mirror, when he does that, coz clearly its not, what we all see. The guy actually thinks, hes great looking. I can still remember a cell phone video from the start of his presidency, taken by 2 young women, who were at Mar-a-Lago for a wedding or something, and as they stood outside, Trump came along in his golf cart and started strutting over to them, arms out, like a charicature of a gigolo showing off his "luscious" goods and a swarmy smile on his ugly mug, like he was an Adonis gracing them with his attention.
      Absolutely disgusting, and unfortunately its still seared in my memory, 1 of those things u just cant unsee.

  • @caller4522
    @caller4522 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just as long that he spends the rest of his Traitorous life in prison.

  • @backalleycqc4790
    @backalleycqc4790 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I'm not going to spend a ton of time on this one ...." Freudian slip, David? 😂

  • @PastorShawn100
    @PastorShawn100 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The Scale That Weighs Trump In Georgia: "One at a time, please!"

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He has to go to the bank to weigh. Their scales surpass 300 lbs.

    • @audeybarrera
      @audeybarrera ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Crazycatlady71
      Your guesstimate is pretty accurate @ over 300

    • @saffloweroyl3663
      @saffloweroyl3663 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dayum!!!😂

    • @krissykrupski4973
      @krissykrupski4973 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The scale is rigged!

    • @ryanamendt8363
      @ryanamendt8363 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Gravity has a liberal bias."

  • @OuterGalaxyLounge
    @OuterGalaxyLounge ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Whaaaa! The Democrats rigged the scales."
    Just watch.

    • @micheleconner5083
      @micheleconner5083 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣he'll be posting that on his throth sensual, too

    • @bikerhighmiler8998
      @bikerhighmiler8998 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fake Scales! Fake scales!!😅

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @lauriefarmer2821
      @lauriefarmer2821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you are joking.

    • @AndrewMacLaine
      @AndrewMacLaine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If his info is publicly released, I can definitely see him posting that whatever comes out is a lie, that he never claimed he was a certain height/weight, and they wouldn't let him see the scale (which he'll claim was probably broken) so he can't say if the number is true or not.

  • @Lynnianaa
    @Lynnianaa ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In England, I believe they use stones as a weight metric. So I'd say he's about two boulders.
    Change my mind.

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ordinary boulders or Stonehenge boulders? 😛

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 ปีที่แล้ว

      The English tried to "take" America. We shot them.
      Change my mind

  • @gb1701
    @gb1701 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It will be both ironic and amusing if everyone finds out he is both shorter and weighs more than Chris Christie.

  • @eduardoalamo1240
    @eduardoalamo1240 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    This is the most inane yet humilliating thing that could happen to Trump, and I love it.

    • @WEAREINTRUBLO
      @WEAREINTRUBLO ปีที่แล้ว

      We all love it. TRUMP THE TRAITOR MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES

    • @rjkmusicmedia
      @rjkmusicmedia ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, you guys and Pakman are pathetically sad and obsessed.

    • @clw4430
      @clw4430 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @joettaflyascanbee4659
      @joettaflyascanbee4659 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @benjamindavid6089
      @benjamindavid6089 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm here for it

  • @EMD766
    @EMD766 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I love that people are making bets on this.

    • @patclark3024
      @patclark3024 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too! It makes it all the sweeter

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Watch how Ronny Jackson bets. He knows the truth.

    • @turdferguson4124
      @turdferguson4124 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly proving leftists are a cult 😂

    • @Someaddress555s
      @Someaddress555s ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean at this point might as well have some fun, we know what's going to happen and now it comes down to prop bets on specifics.

  • @Jawn..
    @Jawn.. ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Especially with how he likes to call out christie for being overweight.

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "He's no Adonis himself"

    • @derek9783
      @derek9783 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but Trump hooks up with supermodels and pornstars

    • @kathrynfrank4291
      @kathrynfrank4291 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they allow mirrors in Prison?

  • @iolitelight
    @iolitelight ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And we'll get a mugshot. I know it's petty, but the pettiness is nothing compared to the nastiness and criminality of Hamburglar.

  • @alex-1314
    @alex-1314 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What about IQ? I'd guess about 35, on a good day.😅

    • @chuckjohnson2564
      @chuckjohnson2564 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like his shoe size .

    • @WhiteAngel888
      @WhiteAngel888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BuildTheFutureYouWant I'm not a trump supporter but that 78 IQ rumor was discredited like 4 years ago there's even some sources out there that say his IQ is around 156 but it isn't verified

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      70-80

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooh, you're going right up to double figures? Optimistic move, but okay then.... 😉

  • @kerrib1000
    @kerrib1000 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The irony is he attacks Chris Christie about his weight. Maybe when his comes out, he’ll shut up.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@amberturdcoloringbook1733
      Fake.
      Bone spurs don't really show up in teenagers, they take a long time to frorm and grow.

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom ปีที่แล้ว

      It would take a muzzle and his lips sewn shut to keep trump quiet.

    • @tonyflores8217
      @tonyflores8217 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know

    • @adiinbar993
      @adiinbar993 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Maybe when this comes out, he'll shut up."
      What is that a joke? Are you not familiar with Trump's personality? He'll just say those are fake numbers made up by the corrupt Democrats who run the police department in Fulton County. If his mug shot is in front of a height chart, he'll say they moved it up a couple of inches to make him look bad. Since when does Trump ever shut up when he's proven wrong??

    • @denisedickey5710
      @denisedickey5710 ปีที่แล้ว

      No chance of him shutting up. He will cry "fake news is lying".

  • @CPsWalkThroughs
    @CPsWalkThroughs ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I normally wouldn't care about his height and weight, but im sure that being public knowledge is going to drive him crazy. Im all for it.

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even if it's a small thing, it's fun to see donnie not in control.

    • @enriqueiii9209
      @enriqueiii9209 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree, "It's ALL FAKE ". LOL

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dolores2716 Like his rape tool.

    • @Skeloric
      @Skeloric ปีที่แล้ว

      They let him lie about his weight though.
      Once again, he controlled a bit of the situation.

  • @edelweiss-nh8si
    @edelweiss-nh8si ปีที่แล้ว +9

    David Pakman, I admire your earnest, sincere, and kind nature. Your show is just great - thanks for doing it! I depend on your show for honest news.

    • @andrewjenkinson7052
      @andrewjenkinson7052 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any bets being taken on how much his wig affects his weight and height?

  • @laktisandpipik9265
    @laktisandpipik9265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just think, if he's convicted and has to wear ornage and cannot get sprayed daily we can start calling him "Creamsicle."

  • @LowTide941
    @LowTide941 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    6’1” 289. Closest to number without going over wins signed copy of David’s book.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OK. 6'1". But with no elevator shoes.

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Gaetz is allegedly 6'2", tRump is shorter than him

    • @siriushp0904
      @siriushp0904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So shot he’s over 6ft

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...at least 300lb

    • @michaelmeandros551
      @michaelmeandros551 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6' 3/4" (three quarters), 283lbs

  • @Blue5th
    @Blue5th ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I hope they zoom right in on that weigh in!
    Let's make it indisputable 🤣

  • @waltermcgarvin8001
    @waltermcgarvin8001 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    After we get Trump's REAL weight can Ronny Johnson lose his license to practice medicine?!!!

    • @nanarodriguez1854
      @nanarodriguez1854 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samichgrrl
      @samichgrrl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His drunken tirade of a few days ago where he was frying to give a gumball to a seizing woman should cause him to lose his license.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did he have one?

    • @jbowman4826
      @jbowman4826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a Wisconsinite, I'd love to see Ron Johnson removed
      from the Senate and replaced with someone competent.
      I hate the jerk and voted for Barnes. I've never voted for Johnson.
      I hope next time a Democrat from WI wins the Senate seat.

  • @MichaelSheaAudio
    @MichaelSheaAudio ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm 5'10, and I've been about 239lbs at a point in my life. AIN'T. NO. WAY. he's 239lbs. 😂

  • @ericolsen67vw
    @ericolsen67vw ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just weighed 200, and lost 20 pounds at 6’, and he looks double my weight. He’s going to be 280 easy.

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah 275 is my guess. Congratulations on your loss!! 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm tempted to say closer to 300, except that fat bulks significantly bigger than muscle per pound, about 20% more volume. I was in a weight loss group and one woman who was religiously exercising was getting upset that the scale wasn't moving. And then she realized her jeans were sliding off. Still around 150 lbs, but two sizes smaller.

    • @bderry9948
      @bderry9948 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might weigh 239 with one leg off the scale

  • @Metal.mike89
    @Metal.mike89 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just want to see him held accountable for what he’s done

  • @twincast2005
    @twincast2005 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Usually I don't give a rat's ass how tall someone is, other than some mild curiosity re cute actors.
    But I take immense pleasure in each and every time a pathological lie of Trump's ends with his public humiliation, so I'm excited for this booking.

    • @johnwebster76
      @johnwebster76 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like when he was telling us he was under a routine audit. Turns out, he wasn't. Shocker

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!!

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@johnwebster76 Pretty much anytime he’s talking he’s lying

    • @paradoxworkshop4659
      @paradoxworkshop4659 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the biggest crowd Spicer has ever seen...

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anna Kendrick is 5'2"

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I googled it...White House Doctor reported in
    2018 6'3" 239 lbs
    2020 6'3" 244 lbs
    Dr. Sean Conley reported April
    2023 6'3" 243 lbs

  • @kevinbossick8374
    @kevinbossick8374 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homer weighs 239. And Trump has Homers IQ too.

  • @nicklindberg90
    @nicklindberg90 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    The most tremendous defendant! The thiccest defendant! Such bigly indictments!

    • @paradoxworkshop4659
      @paradoxworkshop4659 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TuckerCarlson-wi7xs fear? Why does anyone fear any criminal? I think you mistake the need for a human, living in a society of laws, to see the exercise of justice, even for the rich and powerful.
      Read John Locke instead of John Birch.

    • @goidtman1
      @goidtman1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TuckerCarlson-wi7xsyou dumb dude 😂

    • @stephen9302
      @stephen9302 ปีที่แล้ว

      Many of you don't know that

    • @teeminator30
      @teeminator30 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some fat people in here too. Let’s make fun of them, right David? 🍟 🍔

    • @seanlee7563
      @seanlee7563 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pig weighs more than 300lbs.

  • @uncoolhodler
    @uncoolhodler ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Is that weight with, or without his loaded diaper? 😂

  • @mealso5391
    @mealso5391 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    6 feet tall and 356 lbs of pure fat.

    • @Behind_the_Wall_of_Sleep
      @Behind_the_Wall_of_Sleep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depends....There could be a pint of urine in the mix.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "...pure fat" and $hit.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably a couple of pounds of orange facepaint. And another pound of hairspray.

  • @leaf4224
    @leaf4224 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well that didn’t age very well,
    Turned out he was 6’3” and had actually weighed less than the reported. I bet you are fascinated

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do accused felons have to submit a DNA sample as a requirement for being released on bail? I think some states do. No DNA, no release pending trial.
    If so, could that DNA sample be used against him in any of his sexual assault cases?

  • @paigecfrancis
    @paigecfrancis ปีที่แล้ว +147

    He’s clearly 6’3”, 225 lbs, 4.5% body fat, runs a 40 in 3.9 seconds, and 8.9 seconds for 100 yard dash. He doesn’t weigh in; the scale visits him to calibrate itself. Hope that helps 😝🤓

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right!
      The scales give fake news!!

    • @justincampbell6256
      @justincampbell6256 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Too funny!!! Thanks for that.

    • @georgebowlby9093
      @georgebowlby9093 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if trump says he is 6ft,3in&,& .. weigh s 170,,I guess we'll never know . but, it doesn't matter,as he is what he is
      As long as the people get who they want in office,we will have to deal with it.haa see,I was nice & respectful have a great day you all Dr George

    • @michellerenwick6793
      @michellerenwick6793 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s George Santos!

  • @RunForPeace-hk1cu
    @RunForPeace-hk1cu ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The mugshot will be epic. The greatest meme of all time
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amelliamendel2227
    @amelliamendel2227 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "They said it was the best perp walk ever, they said they'd never seen anytime like it", tell me that's not exactly him. 😂😂😂

    • @enriqueiii9209
      @enriqueiii9209 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree and "there were PPL crying". LOL

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, big men, grown men, strong men, all the officers had tears streaming out of their eyes "Sir!" they all said, "Sir, we're so sorry, this is being done to u, its an unfair witchhunt, Sir!", all sobbing like little children.

  • @sassynana5201
    @sassynana5201 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Let’s start a pool. I think he’s 5’11.5” and 249 lbs.

  • @DG-mk2nr
    @DG-mk2nr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao Christie gonna have a field day with the weight numbers

  • @obi-juan3295
    @obi-juan3295 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m sure the prison has his size in an orange jumpsuit 😂

    • @micheleconner5083
      @micheleconner5083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If not,they can get an orange tent and put on him!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Craig-rk8dp
    @Craig-rk8dp ปีที่แล้ว +137

    These are his 2 biggest fears.

    • @jennyowen9412
      @jennyowen9412 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Don't forget the size of his hands🥳

    • @derek9783
      @derek9783 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he cares. You just think it matters because you are in a Trump hating cult

    • @charlesmiv3842
      @charlesmiv3842 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jennyowen9412 Also, the size of his D***

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@jennyowen9412also his school records!

    • @paradoxworkshop4659
      @paradoxworkshop4659 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TuckerCarlson-wi7xs bot much?

  • @janenef
    @janenef ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I could care less. Shut him up. Lock him up.

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would just be interesting to know because he made such a big deal out of all of that BS. More lies being exposed.

    • @philbrown9764
      @philbrown9764 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s COULDN’T, not could.

    • @stellarcloakman4094
      @stellarcloakman4094 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      so you care? unless you meant ''could NOT care less''

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We have to know this stuff so we can order the right size jump suit.

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@philbrown9764 you the grammar teacher of TH-cam?

  • @susanhill3147
    @susanhill3147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL…. Can’t wait to see this should be hilarious…….👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

  • @johnmann7363
    @johnmann7363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree completely. Love your work.

  • @johnmaki3046
    @johnmaki3046 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Will we FINALLY be able to "know" Trump's REAL "i.q." or "s.a.t. scores"?! I REALLY DOUBT THESE WILL BE "PUBLIC"!

    • @LeannaGermany
      @LeannaGermany ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He had someone else take the SAT for him. That’s a fact. He paid a Jewish kid for it.

    • @joehovanec1985
      @joehovanec1985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only people with a lower "i.q." or "s.a.t. scores" than Trump are Trump supporters.

    • @sarahjoe61
      @sarahjoe61 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patience, Grasshopper. That, too, shall be revealed.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you think he has never allowed any of his school stats to surface? He's a fraud in every way and proud of it.

    • @antonmoller624
      @antonmoller624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He knows, “Person, Woman, man, camera, TV.” - Genius level!

  • @pri.sci.lla.
    @pri.sci.lla. ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Maybe we can get a look at his makeup routine too. I’ve heard from someone who met him in person (🤢) that it looks like orange military grease paint smeared on with his tinyyyy hands in a fit of rage 😤

    • @GinaGenoveveitaly1
      @GinaGenoveveitaly1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold up ! I heard it was ketchup packet left overs ey

  • @patclark3024
    @patclark3024 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Trump is so vain. When he finds out that his height and weight could be published I think he'll do everything he possibly can to keep that out of the news. And I can't wait, lol

    • @lindachilds1384
      @lindachilds1384 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think trump is about 5'11 and weighs about 315 pounds. PS I also think he'll wear a bro( aka) a bra and girdle. Remember he's stupid enough to think that those will actually make him weigh less😂😂😂😂

    • @bonaface
      @bonaface ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg you're in love

    • @blinky705
      @blinky705 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, he threatens to sue anyone who reveals his school grades. Maybe he'll sue the Atlanta police.

    • @soltantio
      @soltantio ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He might still pull a runner and hop on that private jet to his buddy Vlad like he was joking about. But all of his jokes are like projections so maybe he really is thinking about it seriously. I'd rather see him in jail but complain to Russia works for me as long as he gets TF out of here and shuts Tf up

    • @transputin
      @transputin ปีที่แล้ว

      He'll publish on Lie Social saying that the scale has been hacked by Democrats.

  • @rundoetx
    @rundoetx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess not. He self reported his height and weight. This time he said 215# abd 6'3". When he was booked in new york, he said he wieghed 240# and was 6'2". Still lying about everything. They should have MADE him get on the scales

  • @donald4624
    @donald4624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, who's going to be the first to put trumps mugshot on a roll of toilet paper and make some fast cash?

  • @gman87x48
    @gman87x48 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The question is Donald Trump's weight over 265?....
    My Question is...
    With or without the Dipper?
    🫵🤣

  • @leahmurphy59
    @leahmurphy59 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I think ALL democrats should run ads with trumps mugshot and run them in RED states!

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Including height and weight!! 😂
      💙🇺🇸💙

    • @1927su
      @1927su ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Run it with an ad about how much money he’s grifted off them…

    • @johnhartman8086
      @johnhartman8086 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great idea ! Also the video of him saying that women love to have their genitals grabbed by billionaires with the question to Magas " Is it ok if Drumpfe grabs your wife or daughters or sisters or mothers genitalia."? But then they might say" " No problem".

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smacks of Willie Horton, only in a damn good way!

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump fans will already be selling them on t-shirts

  • @Pyrolonn
    @Pyrolonn ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Back in the 2016 primaries, I'm sad to say I went to a Trump campaign event. We arrived late and didn't have room to sit, but there weren't people outside who couldn't get in. I would have seen it coming in late. So during Trump's speech he boasted that there were people who couldn't get in. ("So I thank the fire marshal but about two, 3,000 people, they're going home. That's bad. Does anybody want to give up their place to the people outside?")
    So Trump is the only President who has lied to me directly. And guess what he's lying about his height and weight.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you go to one in the first place? Politician shopping? Curiosity? Reconnaissance? I'm more worried about his cultists spotting out a normie like you and me and sounding the alarms a la 1978 Body Snatcher movie 😰

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judging by your use of English it seems fitting that you attended a Trump event.

    • @Pyrolonn
      @Pyrolonn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Echo81Rumple83 It is rare that Michigan is early enough to have politicians visit. So I just wanted to go to any political event. The way I thought of it. If you could go back to Hitler's Germany and see Hitler wouldn't you be curious? I ended up voting for Sanders.

    • @Pyrolonn
      @Pyrolonn ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of that is Trump quotes, so don't blame me for that. (and FY)

  • @Kaempfdog
    @Kaempfdog ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I never would shame anyone’s body weight, and ESPECIALLY not height. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to channel my little brother’s energy and do so anyway JUST because it’s Trump and ask people even that ARE the same height and weight to do the same. Just because it truly doesn’t matter doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter to HIM. Like bringing up the Trump Chicken bit from SNL. Unironically a funny thing he was apart of, but he’d be DEVASTATED if we made fun of the bit.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The shame isn't in his height and weight. The shame is that he felt the need to lie about it. Trump fat shamed himself.

    • @Kaempfdog
      @Kaempfdog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imnotmike fair. But why not help it along? Guy has made us miserable for years, I’ll take petty victories on him just for the sake of all the petty stuff he’s done.

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom ปีที่แล้ว

      trump is my exception to weight shaming (not sure why anyone would height shame its not something you have any control over!). The guy picks on handicapped folks and veterans so F-ck him he's a blob and I'll pick on him.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imnotmike Exactly! But I also think, its perfectly alright to go after him for it, hes always so busy ridiculing every1 else. Imo, if u dish it out, u better be ready to have it returned.

  • @benjammin1001
    @benjammin1001 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I also find *the need* to lie about his weight fascinating... I don't actually care what Trump's weight *is*. But the "having to lie about it" is pathetic. I'm 6'4" and have weighed 240 before and know exactly what it looks like. Trump weighs a lot more. Just fess up Don-the-Con.

    • @motosotarc5347
      @motosotarc5347 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the first time in three years, brave
      American Patriots will be able, in Court, to show how the Presidential Election of 2020 was RIGGED & STOLLEN. For those RINOS, Radical Left Democrats, Communists, Marxists, Fascists, & others who say, "Don't Look Back, Look Forward," they either do not want to reveal the answers because they "got away with murder," or are FOOLS & COWARDS because we now know the answers to all of the Fraud, Irregularities, & Cheating, & WE CANNOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN

    • @TOPLEVEL1
      @TOPLEVEL1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need your height
      I'm stuck at 6'0 180 pounds

  • @scottanthony3426
    @scottanthony3426 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They were not lying about the 239. They were lying about the units. It was 239 kilograms, not pounds. He may have been 6-3 at one time, but father time robs us of height due to disc degradation in the spine. At some point, you might have to admit that your height is now less, but his ego won't let him.

    • @Frenite
      @Frenite ปีที่แล้ว

      Turns out he’s only 215

    • @raybbaby
      @raybbaby ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣@@Frenite

  • @leechu8005
    @leechu8005 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I guess Big Mac bicep curls (likely 2 reps before Trump inhaled it) counted as exercise for Witch Doctor Ronny Jackson, who has as much credibility as a medical professional as Dr. Wizard of Oz.

  • @anthonyc4812
    @anthonyc4812 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His height and weight lies are at Tinder profile levels.

  • @aaronthomas2797
    @aaronthomas2797 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm 6'3 225 occasionally hitting 230, there is no way he's 229 even if he is 6'3

  • @M.Campbell
    @M.Campbell ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They won't necessarily weigh him. Some places don't. They either copy it from your ID or take your word for it. If they take his word for it, you know he lies every time his mouth moves.

  • @andrewjenkinson7052
    @andrewjenkinson7052 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Trump have to remove his wig for the mug shot? Is the weight of his wig included in the official measurements?

  • @philbrown9764
    @philbrown9764 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s 5’8” and weighs 275. I wonder if he’ll be allowed to keep his wig in prison? But…I honestly doubt he’ll ever see a jail cell. House arrest at Maggot Lego will be it.

  • @andrewstewart9063
    @andrewstewart9063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best biggest beautiful orange jump suit every made with pockets to hide cheese burgers!

  • @bernardmcguinness4394
    @bernardmcguinness4394 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope its a talking scales and when trump stands on it ,the scales answer, please just one at a time please😂

  • @charcolew
    @charcolew ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Remember to do the Body Mass Index calculation. There are plenty of BMI instant calculators online. The "obese" figure is 30.00, and the 6'3 / 239 statistics work out at 29.9!

    • @terrygoyan
      @terrygoyan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So Trump claims he's not obese.......by 0.1 on the BMI. Hilarious!

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That explains 'Dr' Ronny's assessment beautifully! "Obese? Noooooooo, sir, the stats say you're definitely not OBESE...yet...!"

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, carefully calculated to pretend, he wasnt in the obese range. When any1 can see, that hes at least 2 inches shorter and 30 pounds heavier (back then).

    • @charcolew
      @charcolew ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrygoyan I see that the court took Trump's measurements from his own declaration. Fifteen stone five and according to the BMI calculator, only a few pounds overweight! His ass alone probably weighs 150 lbs!

  • @TheRealPAX
    @TheRealPAX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m going 300

  • @leslie3937
    @leslie3937 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m so petty that I really want to know his real height and weight.

  • @timelord7340
    @timelord7340 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4'11" 535 lbs

    • @grghkllb3875
      @grghkllb3875 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we have a winner with this one 🤣

    • @timelord7340
      @timelord7340 ปีที่แล้ว

      @grghkllb3875 lololol, he's a troll !! Lol

    • @DarrellCook-vl6lm
      @DarrellCook-vl6lm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's my older sisters numbers!

    • @chriscarlson8818
      @chriscarlson8818 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s an accurate description of the extinct ground sloth subgenus megatherium 🦥 ✔️

  • @deborahhall3488
    @deborahhall3488 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't wait. He is going to lose his shit. Bwaaaaaaa.

    • @saffloweroyl3663
      @saffloweroyl3663 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder how much shit he's carrying

  • @OuneJogja
    @OuneJogja ปีที่แล้ว +11

    hilarious stuff for a man who is bragging about everything

  • @dvdschaub
    @dvdschaub ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot wait for the big reveal!

  • @kevinpayne9475
    @kevinpayne9475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris Christie is going to love it.😅😂

  • @ewellfaul7026
    @ewellfaul7026 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should probably start thinking about a Cat scan or EEG too in order to determine exactly what is NOT going on between his ears. He could be proven innocent by sheer stupidity.

  • @bekind433
    @bekind433 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please report on the gag order.

  • @lLushKitty
    @lLushKitty ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's 6' - 6'1" and weighs 272-284.
    He wears a shoe sized 9.5 with 1.5" lifts.
    Diaper size :Morbid
    Mittens: XS -S (the only small body part besides whats betwixt the legs and his brain)

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      300 now that he's out of office

  • @sofiecarr249
    @sofiecarr249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Butt naked, the Orange lord and savior weighs 400 lbs...

  • @Someaddress555s
    @Someaddress555s ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Price is right rules.
    The man has risers in his heels, wears a long tie to appear taller, and cant tell the truth. 6 foot even.
    No way he is 1 pound under obese for a 6'4 man, I'll guess 305 lbs. He's been stress eating.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the long tie he thinks makes him look thinner.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol 😆 now I REALLY can’t wait

  • @MrHugemoth
    @MrHugemoth ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think the mug shot, height, and weight will actually make a difference in his poll numbers.

  • @LerockJohn
    @LerockJohn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Should be a National Lottery....

    • @elizabethr.110
      @elizabethr.110 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegas is going crazy right now. Seriously! It's hilarious!

    • @nelsaf365
      @nelsaf365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish we could do that. Give half the winnings to animal rescues across the country.

    • @monicaluketich6913
      @monicaluketich6913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nelsaf365 Or to homeless
      families.

  • @knotbumper
    @knotbumper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 6' and 300 pounds, knowing what I look like and my body shape.... Trump goes 350-400 on the hoof.

  • @Karl-by6ub
    @Karl-by6ub ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This will never happen !
    There is 2 types of justice.
    1. For the Elitist/ Industrialists !
    2. For the Taxpayer working class !
    Which do you think Trump is being handeled by?

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He can't bribe the cops to lie about his height and weight like he bribed his doctor.

    • @bderry9948
      @bderry9948 ปีที่แล้ว

      When they see what he really weighs the police will be laughing not crying like he said in his NY Indictment. He'll hear Sir your a slob

  • @ruijino
    @ruijino ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "No one had ever looked as great in a photo as I did, they really said if you can believe it they really said it. No one has ever taken such a great photo in a situation like that. Usually people under because you've seen it people don't look so good in pictures not of this specific kind, but all kinds, but everyone was really impressed."

    • @mitzifrancis9843
      @mitzifrancis9843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a Trump qoute if I ever saw one. Perfection!

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many had tears in their eyes?

  • @Hooyahfish
    @Hooyahfish ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol awesome. Can’t wait.

  • @davidwallace8388
    @davidwallace8388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    239 LBS.?.....his ego ways more than that. 🤣

  • @WinteryMix84
    @WinteryMix84 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Are you allowed to wear a wig for a mug shot?

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They should shave all of his hair off.

    • @WinteryMix84
      @WinteryMix84 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Neville60001 there is the problem of lice.

  • @Dexy83
    @Dexy83 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I heard somewhere, I think a Trump ad, that Joe Biden sleeps. 😮 Ya mean, he's not awake all night watching himself on TV?! 😂

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biden also has a wife that lives with him, bikes, exercises, and walks. Trump watched TV most days and nights.

  • @benetton6617
    @benetton6617 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His building is 10 floors taller than really is, according to him.

  • @susanmsmith1840
    @susanmsmith1840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris Christie is gonna love this! 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If I find out that he manages to be shorter than me, I would be so happy.

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus0425 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The funny thing is that he’ll probably be healthier if he goes to jail than our cus off his junky diet. The man posed in front of Taco Bell and called McDonald’s great American food.

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 ปีที่แล้ว

      They serve about the same kind of food in prison.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but you don’t have as many opportunities to gorge yourself unless you are extremely good at negotiating and bartering and prions aren’t cushy. You get what they give or what you trade or bride a guard or… brown nose. My dad spent time in jail, people don’t get fatter in jail.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but you don’t have as many opportunities to gorge yourself unless you are extremely good at negotiating and bartering and prions aren’t cushy. You get what they give or what you trade or bride a guard or… brown nose. My dad spent time in jail, people don’t get fatter in jail usually. The scary in there is a ton of cases of people being more demented and violent.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but you don’t have as many opportunities to gorge yourself unless you are extremely good at negotiating and bartering and prions aren’t cushy. You get what they give or what you trade or bride a guard or… brown nose. My dad spent time in jail, people don’t get fatter in jail usually. The scary in there is a ton of cases of people being more demented and violent.

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but you don’t have as many opportunities to gorge yourself unless you are extremely good at negotiating and bartering and prions aren’t cushy. You get what they give or what you trade or bride a guard or… brown nose. My dad spent time in jail, people don’t get fatter in jail usually. The scary in there is a ton of cases of people being more demented and violent.