oh god I can do this in my upcoming epic known as Rim Rider (About a kid from the ghetto that gets around on his wheel-less bike "Rolling literally by the rim")
*Inmate pats his shoulder* "Tough luck pal, vinny over there is here for the same thing and hes been here for as long as the Wardens been shittin without a daiper"
He was set up. He released a recording of the session where he quoted a man who said the n word and Laundry Service staff set him up in order to damage him. Don’t believe me look it up
What’s super surreal about this is that less than a week after this interview was released, the first known case of covid popped up in China. All because of 40 pizzas
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
"I've had over forty pizzas in the last thirty days. My blood is now the tomato sauce, my sweat is garlic, and my voice has hardened just like the crust. Shapiro's never been in the pizza category. I know, because I AM the pizza category. So stay tuned."
every time. no matter how many times I watch. my stomach lurches at the calm, bloated lowness of his voice. the thick layer of grease giving his hair a waxlike luster. the red sheen of madness that pools in the corners of his eyes. this is a portrait of a man changed. this is not the Papa John I knew as a boy; a jolly, avuncular businessman who truly loved pizza. this man before me now is a stranger. I know nothing of this man, save for how many pizzas he has eaten in how much time, that he knows dark, terrible things, and that despite these things, he still loves pizza. and he frightens me so. he should frighten us all.
"He has no pizza experience. He knows nothing of the horrors. Of the evil pizza brings. He hasn't eaten Papa John's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like I have."
I love how he said “over 40 pizzas”. Like maybe he just lost count after that. I personally believe he blacked out after 40 and just kept consuming them until he regained consciousness
I just did the math, if (and this is a very big if) he gets the 8 hours of daily recommended sleep a day, then he eats about 5% of a pizza every waking hour. That’s about 1 slice every 2ish hours
Well, that's a really dumb way of thinking about it. If a pizza is cut into 8 slices, he probably has three slices per meal, and three meals per day. AKA, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and an occasional snack. 40+ pizzas in 30 days. It's not some feat of strength. It's life in the pizza business.
I saw a podcast where he explains it; he doesn't "eat" 40 whole pizzas, he tastes slices of 40 different pizzas every month for quality control and because of his job.
Since he was ousted, the pineapple they put on their pizza went from fresh to canned, and their ingredients in general took a nosedive. He loves pizza, and he knows the company he built is slowly dying because the people running the company do not love pizza.
When this first aired I remember seeing a news article titled “visibly moist papa John’s founder says he has eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days” and now that is the only way I will describe someone when they are a bit sweaty.
This is like a supervillain origin
oh god I can do this in my upcoming epic known as Rim Rider
(About a kid from the ghetto that gets around on his wheel-less bike "Rolling literally by the rim")
Totally this needs to be a movie the origin story of pizza man.
Papa john is Qanon
Tes
The rise of the slightly greasy pit stained pizza loving crusader.
It sure does look like he’s had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days
He's gonna make you sweat for those pizzas. Just like C&C Music Factory.
Ayo forreaaaaaaaaaal
Greasey
Pizza The Hut origin story.
Thats a lot of damn pizza boi
you know what i think this man single-handedly secretly created chaos in 2020
*evil laugh* Stay tuned...
Its like watching a successful businessman transform into some kind of pizza obsessed madman who ultimately destroys the company he built
he did nothing wrong th-cam.com/video/peb7tc3snVA/w-d-xo.html
@Dr. Pyssinshytz he was setup by his own employees its sad really
@@UtahBoot Lol, the dude's a wack job. Find someone else to worship.
@@UtahBootso his own people made him say the n-word?
@@americasteam2112 yes
“ so Shapiro, what did you do to get locked up in here?”” I had no experience in the pizza category”
*Inmate pats his shoulder*
"Tough luck pal, vinny over there is here for the same thing and hes been here for as long as the Wardens been shittin without a daiper"
Lol
Dude is drowning in his own SWEAT
Yeh the guy is practically marinating in it.
He sounds like he's got melted cheese in his throat and can't swallow it.
He became a pizza
@@KidsFund1 love the pfp
Oil
I've been staying tuned for three years
I decided to stay tuned. The record was never set straight.
He was set up. He released a recording of the session where he quoted a man who said the n word and Laundry Service staff set him up in order to damage him. Don’t believe me look it up
You should pray the record never gets set straight.
Stay tuned
"Why not set the record straight now, I mean, what is it about the record that's not straight?"
th-cam.com/video/peb7tc3snVA/w-d-xo.html
What’s super surreal about this is that less than a week after this interview was released, the first known case of covid popped up in China. All because of 40 pizzas
The day of reckoning came and we never noticed
Hahahgshagsgahha
That was in March 2020 dumbass
Fucking L take it 🖕🤡🖕
"Stay tuned"
Lol
That ominous giggle always gets me 🤣
_”Ah-hm-hm-hmm..”_
Papa looks like he gave birth to 40 pizzas in the past 30 days
Ahahaha
That man has taken a life.
Not as many as his pizza has.
😂😂😂
@OP: I am dying 😂. Of your statement, there is no doubt. I was struck by the very same vibe upon watching this.
Honestly…. Probs
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything.
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
He's your new best friend.
and he eats pizzas
@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 40 of them. In 30 days.
Haha.. stay tuned.@@TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
@OP: 🤣😂
Coronavirus is just papa's wrath
I'm afraid to say this but coronavirus is just the beginning of papa John's reckoning
I've had over 40 (Papa Johns) pizzas in the last 30 days and haven't had corona virus. This is proof of the validity of your theory.
😂
No@@frankallister5538
No
he ate enough pizza to meet god
He ate enough pizza to *BECOME* god
Meeting God by dying of a heart attack for too much cholesterol?
Close but no sala...PEPPERONI!😅
Jesus loves you!
Pizza for pizza gods!
Ive legitimately rewatched this like 30 times now its so fucking funny
@John Keon lol
I’ve watched this 40 times in the last 30 days now.
You know pizza is actually very nutritious, very healthy you just can't have too much of it.
that's how they do itale over your brain
In the last 20 days?
Guys stop making fun of him. We could never understand since none of us have ever been in the pizza category.
Mans looks like a pizza with all that greese
Grease********
@@yeezyszn7208 His passion has become an obsession
@Goh Modley the fuck?
@Goh Modley wtf are you talking about
@Goh Modley wtf are you talking about
John looking like he just emerged from a cooking oil tub.
"I've had over forty pizzas in the last thirty days. My blood is now the tomato sauce, my sweat is garlic, and my voice has hardened just like the crust. Shapiro's never been in the pizza category. I know, because I AM the pizza category. So stay tuned."
HA Ha ha😎
😂😂😂
to this day, the record has yet to be set straight 😂🤷♂️
Gabriel is blowing his trumpet
"can't you hear it?
Cheese and bread will be the cornerstone of this utopian future.
So are you gonna cool it with the racist stuff?
@@AnAppleWithEyes...maybe
Huh
the over the shoulder camera shot is etched into my brain forever
One of the greatest moments in the history of Pizza
In the history of mankind.....
🍕
every time. no matter how many times I watch. my stomach lurches at the calm, bloated lowness of his voice. the thick layer of grease giving his hair a waxlike luster. the red sheen of madness that pools in the corners of his eyes. this is a portrait of a man changed. this is not the Papa John I knew as a boy; a jolly, avuncular businessman who truly loved pizza. this man before me now is a stranger. I know nothing of this man, save for how many pizzas he has eaten in how much time, that he knows dark, terrible things, and that despite these things, he still loves pizza. and he frightens me so. he should frighten us all.
i wasn't frightened, but now i kinda am. we need to do something about this guy.
If your scared we all should be scared? Bro stfu
Lmao I need to go to bed
Get some sleep you creative goofball XD
@@TheHumanSynthesisProject that’s the nicest thing someone on the internet has called me in a while, lol. thank you!
"I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days"
This needs to be recorded and in a time capsule LOL
Already is. Internet is forever.
Are you from the 1950's idiot? LOL.
@@SpinTheWordseven after the day of reckoning?
"He has no pizza experience. He knows nothing of the horrors. Of the evil pizza brings. He hasn't eaten Papa John's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner like I have."
lololol
😭😭😭
We’ll never know the exact number of pizzas that he had
I love how he said “over 40 pizzas”. Like maybe he just lost count after that. I personally believe he blacked out after 40 and just kept consuming them until he regained consciousness
im gonna say like 40 or so
44 likes so 44
@OP & @@4477superman 🤣😂
between 40 and infinity
With no context this is both hilarious and disturbingly unsettling.
Why are people making him sound so evil though?...I'm confused a little 😂😂😂
@@dustinposey8476 apparently he said that a week before the beginning of pandemics
I just did the math, if (and this is a very big if) he gets the 8 hours of daily recommended sleep a day, then he eats about 5% of a pizza every waking hour. That’s about 1 slice every 2ish hours
That’s super disgusting
@@shaneshane8482 hes a true man of the people putting his experience in the pizza category on the line you should show some goddamn respect
Well, that's a really dumb way of thinking about it. If a pizza is cut into 8 slices, he probably has three slices per meal, and three meals per day. AKA, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and an occasional snack. 40+ pizzas in 30 days. It's not some feat of strength. It's life in the pizza business.
"The pizza category" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He Has No Pizza Experience😎
I would eat 40 pizzas in 30 days if I could.
I’d have over 40
no you would not that's 33,600 calories
He greasy
@@CHef64 thats nothimg for a whole month
@@CHef64 half of the 2000 calories a day? Ok
He spoke and uttered the word, 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 40 pizzas. Over 40 pizzas means more than 40 in a 30 day time span!
Possibly much, more more!
@Lycan according to Papa John, that was just Lunch every day
It’s been 3 fuckin’ years and I’m still waiting to see what he was on about
The heat from the pepperonis is evident on his forehead
You can hear the grease build up in his esophagus when he talks.
This guy deserves the world.
“A weapon to surpass Papa John”
I'm still tuned waiting for the straightening of the record
I've watched this over 40 times in the last 30 days and I am still waiting for the day of reckoning.
You don't remember covid?
Update: 800 pizzas in 18 months
Rest in piece to this legendary thread
This still holds up
turns out the record not being straight was him actually eating all those pizzas :(
This man is literally having a Joker moment
I think he rubs pizza in his hair to get that greasy look
“The day of reckoning is coming”
*checks date* 11/29/2019
I think we found the creator of covid
By One Punch Man logic, this guy would become Pizza Man: A villain literally made of pizza.
He looks like he sweats out cheese
Dude he's made of dough
Weirdest flex of all time
the pizza category
He looks like he just ran from the cops.
i want Papa John back
Not With That Voice😎
Why would he do an interview drunk like that 😂😂
Damn. I gotta get in the pizza category.
But Cha Gotta Have Pizza Experience First😎
Looks like a pizza, sounds like one too.
His blood is pizza sauce, his bones are pizza crust, his flesh is mozzarella, and his organs are pepperoni.
😀
HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE PIZZA CATEGORY
why is he so sweaty 😭
The grease from the 40 pizzas is oozing out
I saw a podcast where he explains it; he doesn't "eat" 40 whole pizzas, he tastes slices of 40 different pizzas every month for quality control and because of his job.
Don’t spoil everyone’s fun!!!
Oh yeah, sure, uh huh….
he literally said in the video he has had 40 pizzas in 30 days, stop trying to change the facts
That’s still an insane amount of pizza
This seems like it should be a Family Guy cutaway gag
40 pizzas is a drunk weekend for me!
I wish people would leave this guy alone, he doesn't seem so bad
40 pizzas...30 days. I feel like there is a hidden message in that.
UwU nice username x3
Yes, the message is 1 and 1/3rd pizzas per day. Four thirds pizzas per day. Grade school mathematics.
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894huh???
did he ever set the record straight?
fuck a day of reckoning, talk about a year of reckoning.
The Tony Montana of pizza.
I honestly feel for him. I genuinley hope he's going to be alright.
It looks like someone dipped him In a fryer for 5 seconds
Jesus Loves you ❤😂😂
Gabriel is blowing his trumpet. Can't you hear it?
this is a sermon from god.
No❤
dude is sweating pizza
They need to make this into a movie
The fact that the guy interviewing him is black makes it more funny
It Does Seem A Bit Odd😎
ESPN 40 for 30
he set the record straight. The straight record for number of pizzas eatin in 30 days
He strikes me as someone who has gone without water for 30 days.
why is he so greasy 🤔
CUZ HE HAD 40 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS
Because He Has Pizza Experience😎
Did he ever set the record straight?
He was right about the day of reckoning...2020's been shit
I stayed tuned and the reckoning still hasn't come
I've been staying tuned for a while now
4 years and i still tuned in
Can someone address that that is an extraordinary amount of pizza for that amount of time
Papa john, its been 4 years, when is the day of reckoning coming 🙆🏻♂️ cant stay tuned in for much longer
His reckoning was Covid
And he's sweating them out in this interview
This man ate 1.3 pizzas a day and then invented chaos for 2020 and 2021
Stay tuned... The day of reckoning will come...
dude is summoning pizza demons
He'll turn into a pizza if he keeps it up, look at all that grease!
HA Ha ha😂
Ohhh Shit😎
Since he was ousted, the pineapple they put on their pizza went from fresh to canned, and their ingredients in general took a nosedive. He loves pizza, and he knows the company he built is slowly dying because the people running the company do not love pizza.
Idk if you're joking but I worked there during the days of Papa, and the pineapple was always canned. Mushrooms were fresh tho
who put him in the microwave
Surprise; the records still not strait.
How big were the pizzas?
Yes
When this first aired I remember seeing a news article titled “visibly moist papa John’s founder says he has eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days” and now that is the only way I will describe someone when they are a bit sweaty.
"The Pizza Category"
still waiting years later
Me: Is it possible for anyone to learn this power?
Papa John: Not from a souvlaki eatter!
That's 7 and a half pizzas a week.
This is how Pizza the Hutt was formed, his early days. #spaceballs
Lone star and his side kick puke