Dan- *Names kid Jeffery* Also Dan 10 min later- "What did I name the kid again?" Also also Dan 10 min later- "I'm sorry Jeffery Me- " It seems you have forgotten that you forgot"
Dan’s response to Rod’s theme tune (4:28): “That’s the worst theme tune in the world!” Dan two minutes later (6:39): “His theme tune is better than granny’s!”
The Legendary Ice Cream song used by every ice cream company "I am going to kill some kids today , I'm looking for the chump plubby ones, I'm going to find some chubby kids and we gonna make some ice cream fun"
“Im afraid to say. You’re done for, buddy” -Dan That was definitely the highlight of my day. It was SUPER funny and all your videos are super funny as well!!
Yeah XD except... Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!! Thanos: You should've gone for the head..... Later when Dan gets the paintball gun... Dan: We just have to hit a headshot never mind... Thanos: Thor got the memo too XD
2:41 a semi jumpscare 12:51 incoming jumpscare 13:51 another incoming jumpscare 14:58 and another one(jumpscare) 17:20 expect the unexpected (jumpscare) 20:08 Death awaits every time you open that door(jumpscare) 20:42 oh another jumpscare 23:20 oh god that jumpscare actually got me XD 27:21 did he went into the women’s toilet...
Jeffery: gives you a blender with Rod inside. Dan: WHY DID HE GIVE ME A BLENDER OUT OF ALL THINGS, UNLESS I MAKE ROD INTO A SMOOTHIE Me: what has this game turned into
StarLight Oop.. They are saying that dan should make videos on moretdm but dan said in a stream that he isn’t gone make more videos on moretdm but whe won’t delete the old ones
anybody here in 2024?
Noot me
Hello :3:3
Mmmmmm I don't knooooooow
Yeahhhhh
Me
"If he kills me I'm dead"
-Dantdm 2020
Potato Guy his last name is Middleton?
Science
unique nonsense yes
Tilly W-H yes
Tilly W-H yes
Dan: OK. Next stop parking
Dan 3 seconds later: WHY ARE WE IN A PARKING LOT???
This quarantine has made us mad
True lol
Ya
@@notanutshell2143 too true 😂
Time stamp?
2020: Dan is bad at the game
2021: Dan is the world champion at the game
@WronJonah Yep.
Granny’s theme: *GrAnNy’S hOuSe*
Rod the ice cream guy: I’m gonna kill some CHUBBY KIDS
I know
Not kill you noobs
Seamus Quinn-Bell what is it then
@@albertoe9527 I WISH DAN SAID GIVE THIS ICECREAM MAN A BIG FAT ROBLOX OOF SRRY IF you DON'T KNOW ROBLOX
@emilianoespino2636 ello mate
Dan: “This is actually a pretty nice play park”
Also Dan: *rates it 3/10*
10000/1000
Lol
I would say it's more of a 7/10
XD
same
i love how most of these comments is about how dan contradicts himself lol
Yeah, it is kind of annoying when people have the same type of comments
I mean, he does it on a daily basis
I know right?
14:17
“You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby”
So thats why I can never fall asleep at night
Jeffrey:*walks up to the ice cream van*
Rod: im about to end this kid's whole career.
The name of the boy is acttually Charlie
nola nola I thought it was Daniel XD
@@Soup_hugz Daniel is the kid you play as
Logan Stephens oh ok
Logan Stephens no the character you play as is named j
Dan- *Names kid Jeffery*
Also Dan 10 min later- "What did I name the kid again?"
Also also Dan 10 min later- "I'm sorry Jeffery
Me- " It seems you have forgotten that you forgot"
Haha
*_"INCEPTION"_*
And later on he forgot what he named the kid 😂
XD
*hes a little confused but he got the spirit*
Nobody:
Dan’s neighbors when he plays a horror game: Is he okay?
Dan’s response to Rod’s theme tune (4:28): “That’s the worst theme tune in the world!”
Dan two minutes later (6:39): “His theme tune is better than granny’s!”
yep XD
Yea
Omg
It's 2 minutes and 11 seconds.
Granny does not even have a theme lol
Dan: I need to be super careful. *opens door*
Rod: hey
dan: *chooses the parking lot*
dan five seconds later: why are we in the parking lot
Lel
Rhonda Churchill hah ye lol
Hahhahahahahhhahahahaahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Lol
Ollolololoollo ki lololoololololol I'll olol
Dan: They could’ve got Jeffery a bigger cage
Also Dan: heS TInY
LMAO XD
came back for nostalgia but i was just todays yrs old Until I REALIZED That Dans voice matches with the neighborhood ambient
DanTDM: This is a slingshot. Let's try it out.
*Shoots Icecream*
DanTDM: THIS FIRE STONES!?
Me: what did you expect a slingshot to shoot? Bullets?
lol
Wait yours doesn't?
@@Sh12pen wait WHAT-
@@Sh12pen What kind of slingshot are you using? 😂
Dude Dantdm himself ❤️ ur comment 😂
Dan: this is really cool having different maps in the same game
Minecraft: *...*
Lolol
Lol
Yo shreds bro am Shrek drag queen
1000 IQ
Minecraft hardcore maps: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU!?
'The fat kid's name is Daniel!?'
DanTDM, Daniel Middleton
*Now that's a roast right there*
lmao 🤣
Lolllll 👁👄👁😂😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Whats the roast? No Iunderstand not a woosh but its a bad roast
“This is a really nice play park I rate it ✨3/10✨”
Dan: Jeffrey start the engines
"Jeffrey": Man, can't you see I'm trapped in the cage!
XD
XD lol
Wat
Lol
Hi
Dan: Don't worry everything will be fine
Also Dan: ITS NOT OKAY WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Dan: this is actually a pretty nice playground I rate it a 3/10 XD
Qq) gmuuuuuuu/uuu
Sarcasm at it's lowest
xD
His real name is Sean
@@AsPOICARICAL what- pretty sure it’s not lmao where’d you get that from
If you ever meet Dan just know, if you have a mustache that’s all he’ll need to know about you to know you are a *cool guy with a cool mustache dude.*
Dan: “ Rodney don’t make me use your full name buddy*
Me: *Laughs*
Hahah
Poisonous Snake 🐍 XD
Lmfao
You don’t know what that means
Oh my god never mind
Dans expectations : It shoots NUKES Dans reality: It shoots stones
SP4Z Loco 😜
join my team
Dan: “use our brains”
Me: *points to my head/brain*
Haha 😂
Dan: I just need a key to save my little fat friend
Me: I-
When your offended:
@MonsterGaming 2.0 Hah, I'm just saying what he said and my responce to it, and how am I calling you fat?
@@nellyzacky 👁🗨 👄 👁🗨
@@fnaflover3291 when your annoying:
*when freeze tag gets too intense:*
Lol ikr
Too*
Lol the true meaning of freeze tag
With a sprinkle of granny as well
Issac Vine ok lol
@Issac Vine lol
dan: “this is actually a pretty good playground”
also dan: “i rate it a 3/10”
DAN : FORGET JEFFRY , I'M OUT !!
ME : DYING IN LAUGHTER !!
ha
Only real ones remember the Goosebumps episode about the kid and the ice cream truck
I am not a real one then criesss
OMG YAS
I remember that one
Dan: you cant get through here can you?
Ice cream man: hold my ice cream
Only Dan: This is a nice playground
*I rate it a 3/10*
jumpscares dont usually get me but whenever Rod appears from around a corner it's terrifying.
This is how many times Dan said “I thought that would knock you out.”
well he has a metal plate in his head lol
It does
No I didn’t think it though ok
Dan: Says “it’s a nice park”
Also Dan: “I rate it 3 out of 10
I know right
Stolen
Me: nice rating dan :)))
Your rite
i know how is it nice if it's 3/10
me: rewatches while eating icecream* mmm *delicous*
Oh god 😂
Oh gosh.maybe you should have checked the ice cream before eating it
You could’ve been eating fat chubby kids
Jeffery: thanks fer saving my life. Please take this as a token of my gratitude!
Me: a... BLENDER!!!!
BEST GIFT EVER
Dan: " i see this goodies open in tv" 4:00
Every one: "storage wars"
Yup
Exactly my guy
English at its finest
Yes
No one:
Dan: "Rod is gonna come up behind me and tickle my toes".
no he wil lik tem
@@moinetteelemoine6800 ?
Im scared now
NO MY WEAKNESSSS
Lol... time stamp?
*Dan:* THATS THE WORST THEME SONG EVER
*also Dan:* I would choose this over granny because he has a better theme
Game: ice scream
TH-cam: M I N E C R A F T
Dan: He can’t walk through there! Rod: walks through
Dan: AAAAAAAAAA
This is a game, I think it’s a game......
-what my ears heard dan say 2020
Rعαןιτy wat da timestamp
not funny
Dude I don't get it
I love how he needed Donald’s security ID card but he just picks up Anthony’s.
Who else noticed the two thick short lines coming out of his face cam?
isnt that just the setting button on the game?
The Legendary Ice Cream song used by every ice cream company
"I am going to kill some kids today , I'm looking for the chump plubby ones, I'm going to find some chubby kids and we gonna make some ice cream fun"
*plubby
*Make
thats the whole theme for him good job
random commenter grammar isn’t a big deal
@@randomcommenter7900 dude he spelled everything right take another look at the guys comment.
Holy shi--
“I found nothing, that’s fantastic, that’s a great item.”
DanTDM 2020
“Im afraid to say. You’re done for, buddy”
-Dan
That was definitely the highlight of my day. It was SUPER funny and all your videos are super funny as well!!
Dan: I have no idea
*2 seconds later*
I have an idea
Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!!
Rod: You should of gone for the head.....
sick move broooo
*...*
Yeah XD except...
Dan: WAIT THE SLINGSHOT ATTRACTS HIM!!!
Thanos: You should've gone for the head.....
Later when Dan gets the paintball gun...
Dan: We just have to hit a headshot never mind...
Thanos: Thor got the memo too XD
@@PenguinGamer__ XDDDDD U SO FUNY
Dan: "Ok now were safe"
*1 second later he dies*
Damon right
Hahaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaha
maybe soon in real life
Imagine having a Deku profile picture pffffffffffff, couldn’t relate.
😵😵
I find it crazy this is already 4years old
RIP Jeffery
Who else gets scared when dan screams or yells instead of the character who tries to scare you
Dan: HAHAHAH YOU CANT WALK THU THERE
Rod:" u sure about that?"
* walks through*
Dan: OH YOU CAN AHHH
Me: oh classic dan...
Um its sure not sire
lol
Rica Teofi you mean sure no sire
@@saradasdad3575 oh sorry didnt realise
@@heibi_5023 didnt realise sorry
Dan's memory is so bad that it's scary.
Dan: "opens door"
Rod: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Me: *watches vid*
Also me: *hears ice cream man tone coming from outside also realizing how chubby I am*
But it's corona time
Lol
Hmmm... wheres turkeyboy37?
Aw srry man,I'm literally the opposite, the skinniest girl :(
me to dont blame me
2:41 a semi jumpscare
12:51 incoming jumpscare
13:51 another incoming jumpscare
14:58 and another one(jumpscare)
17:20 expect the unexpected (jumpscare)
20:08 Death awaits every time you open that door(jumpscare)
20:42 oh another jumpscare
23:20 oh god that jumpscare actually got me XD
27:21 did he went into the women’s toilet...
Last one isn't even a jumpscare....but it's funny(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
all the jumpscares scared me
😱😱😨😨😵
😨😨😨I'm scared
Verdaleen Denetdale dude it’s nothing it’s just an ice cream dude that’s slower than a bag of bricks
Hi Todoroki
Dan: this is a pretty nice playground I rate it 3/10 me: XDD
DAN : MAYBE I CAN ROD'S ICE CREAM HEAD TO GREASE THAT BAD BOY UP HUH !!
ME : OH MY GOSH !! DEFINITELY WORTH IT !!
*"JEFFERY, START THE ENGINE!"*
- DanTDM 2020
*"RODNEY? DON'T MAKE ME USE YOUR FULL NAME!"*
Shrek
Ciaran Bengtsson because *SHREK*
Because SHEAK
Dan: *plays ice cream*
Me: he kidnaps people by freezing them. Average day.
uh...
Ice scream*
What's the point of this comment
@@Rash7 for a meme
It’s ice scream
I love people listening to rods theme song,it’s so funny seeing different TH-camrs react
I just love the energy you put into your videos. You definitely put the fun in funny 😄
Dan: This Playgrounds Actually Pretty Good
Also Dan: I Rate It A Three Out Of Ten. 😂
Haha
Little Leaguer I literally just heard him say that XD😂😂😂
Little Leaguer 😂😂😂 I think he meant 3/5
SO TRUE
Sorry buddy didnt see ur comment I baseically commented the same thing
Rod:rrraaaaahhhhhh
Dan: are you good bro?
Me:shouting at the scream for him to run
*shouting at the scream*
Dan: I’m gonna call you Jeffery
Me: His name is Charlie
the scream he does at the start is just hilarious, "HEY GUY!"
Dan: That’s the worst theme tune!
Also Dan: I prefer this over Granny because he has a better theme tune.
Granny doesn't even have a tune
Exaggutor good point
@@exaggutor8839 exactly
Exaggutor Pretty sure that’s the point
What’s granny’s tune LAlalLallaLlalalalLal
Al
Dan: i forgot his name. * 23 minutes later* Dan: wE nEeD tO sAvE jEfFeRY.
LOL
His nickname is jeff
His real name is Charlie
lvxriiaedits Ok
agreed
Dan: this is a good park I rate it a three out of ten
Me: good would be at least five and a half
Rod sings the song
Dan:!?!?!?
Me:yeaaah boi this is my jam
Day 4 of trying to convince Dan to say his old intro
A. K. A
"hey guys Dan here from the diamond minecart"
[I'm Too late]
Stop doing dis
@@Goodvibeschannel07 what if i don't wanna
Not gonna lie I love the current intro
I loved when he did that it. I would love it if he said that for mincraft videos
@@oliviafaye6196 hello
Dan: “wait what did i call him again? Julian? Jonathan? i cant remember..”
Also Dan: “*JEFFREY! JEFFREY START THE ENGINE*”
Lmfao ikr
*Then realize that Jeffrey is on a cage, and that Jeffrey IS HIM
@@rancor4513 No, the protagonists name is J.
@@cocoa_bean845 and u pronounce it as Jay, right?
My favorite thing Dan has said this whole video out of context would have to be, " Maybe we could use his ice cream head to grease that bad boy up."
or possibly, "Rod's gonna come up behind me and tickle my toes"
@@ssppiiddyy11 true
@@ihavekidsinmybasement950 new fan or rewatch?
Every TH-camr's reaction when they see the van moving in the beginning:
*oH waIT, DiD wE SteAl tHe VAn!?!*
😂
Jeffery: gives you a blender with Rod inside.
Dan: WHY DID HE GIVE ME A BLENDER OUT OF ALL THINGS, UNLESS I MAKE ROD INTO A SMOOTHIE
Me: what has this game turned into
:/
dorian loves roblox alot you comment alot
When he said “ I’m going to kill some kids today” my jaw dropped
me too lol
No it didnt.
Shannon Oiler Ok
Lol
Purple guy is that you??
*I’m looking for the chump plubby ones*
We just gonna glide over that or...?
Plump chubby? Chump plubby? What?
thank youuu
When Dan can't make up his mind about anything:
Dan: goes into girls bathroom
Also Dan: there is nothing in here
Depressed Dan noise
Lol
Omg no
Ahha
Nooo. Omg that’s manky
Apple :>
Dan: Can I phone for help?
Rod: My plan is going perfectly
Also Dan: No it's not.
Bynes u nu
xZombo boi no u
True😂😂😂
@@Emilia-tg4lt no ur self
I’ve watched dan ever since I was 5. So I’ve been watching his channel for 7 years now and I still love his channel. Best TH-cam ever.
Crazy this was 4 years ago I really love watching the ice scream series
Dan: this is actually a pretty nice play park, I rate it 3/10
Me: 3/10?! That's not goo.. nvm
"Rod is going to come up behind me and tickle my toes!"
-DanTDM 2020
Endigo: Welp, time for another song.
Lol
Cool
Dan: You can’t fit through here can you
Rod: *Hold my ice cream*
Asher: *sees the icecream truck*
Dan: "NO!"
Dan:I’m gonna call this chubby kid Jeffery. “later dies”
Dan:wait what did I call him?
Me:JEFFERY YOU CALLED HIM JEFFERY
Your right
I didn't really care
Me tho
Dan: What a pathetic item.
"A few moments later"
Dan: WAIT? I need the slingshot to smash this.
Slingshot: Dan i told you, i aint pathetic
Slingshot: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
What time is the joke? (Sorry bad grammar, swoosh me if you want..)
@@RoJupey what do you mean smoosh its r/wooosh
@@minecraftmaster5925 Ok Minecraft.
no one:
rod(aka rodney) :
*ₘy ₚₚₗₐₙ ᵢₛ gₒᵢₙg ₚₚₑᵣfₑcₜₗy*
plubby
Dantdm: laffs rod:get over here
Dan: *chooses parking lot*
Also Dan: Why are we in the parking lot?
You should do a video on more TDM
@@maryclairesears6508 what in the world do you mean?
StarLight Oop..
They are saying that dan should make videos on moretdm but dan said in a stream that he isn’t gone make more videos on moretdm but whe won’t delete the old ones
@@paperclip2075 i know that but if he wants to say that, he should do a normal comment not a reply to someone's comment
Yeah
"Take a look around by sliding a finger on the screen"
Dan: *Slides finger on the screen*
lol
its not funny if u repeat just STOP
Xd
I dont get it
Oh now i get it XD
Dan:oh your in trouble now
20 seconds later misses his shot
Is this in your recommended and tried to watch again
*SAME*
plubby
No
“This is a pretty nice play park. I rate it a 3 out of 10”
Alright Dan
Shannon Dumouchelle LOL Lmao
(￣∀￣)
Oh wait dude we have the same comment XD
Someone already has this comment 😑
Lol