Well he actually taps the screen 11 times for that message, which is almost spot on the right number of keys. "You bet." takes 10 keys presses to send (assuming auto-capitalising is disabled)... those are - Shift - Y - O - U - Space - B - E - T - Full Stop - Send
Which one? The moon or the bird. Yes, there is a moon called Ganymede, it’s the second outermost moon of Jupiter. The order of Jupiter’s moons (innermost to outermost) are as follows: Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto All hail Lord Tachanka
WTF Athena... I thought you were a virgin... But how is your hardrive still clean? She must have cleared her history!?!? I see you Athena, I mean you don't want Winston to know.
That was her age. Not how far she was. "Lena Oxton, 26. 50 miles away. Active now. The world could always use more heroes, also fish and chips. Yeah, more of that too."
Its sad that Tracer's the only one sensible enough to spend time with the payload, it's hilarious how Ganymede had that kickass one-liner and its even funnier that Genji's Dragon can only rise if his interest can heal him
• Orphic • serouislly I mean it's a meme now but it's getting used to much to the point were it's just boring now to see it I liked this better it made me laugh so hard I didn't expect it
Angela: Genji, come to my place, i have those chocolates you like ;) Genji: Nice try, last time you said that i got ambushed by Mr. Morrison Angela: I'll do butt-stuff ;) Genji: THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!!! 🐉
+AdventZeroKing As a Mercy main I can confirm you are a piece of shit no matter which team you're on. (you either hunt me down and kill me, or get me killed while I'm trying to save you)
So if every other Overwatch character is busy saving the world, what does that say about Genji?
Mint well dun (NEED HEALING)
Genji ain't got no body.
Mint fucking mercy
Mint He is unleashing the shimada in the everyone
Mint banging mercy
expected Genji would type 'i need healing'
No "I need healing" 0/911
same
me too
"Sexual" healing?
*puts on sunglasses*
Ooooh yeeeeaaah.
RawR Jr. RoaR Same
Damn Athena, straight in there
Ben mckernan you profile pic changes the tone of your phrase....very Fucking hilarious.
Ben mckernan 😂😂😂😂😂👌😂👌😂👌😂👌😂👌😂😂😂👌
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Ganymede:
Spams one button over 9000 times.
‘You bet’ comes out
And that 1 button was the space bar
Well he actually taps the screen 11 times for that message, which is almost spot on the right number of keys. "You bet." takes 10 keys presses to send (assuming auto-capitalising is disabled)... those are
- Shift
- Y
- O
- U
- Space
- B
- E
- T
- Full Stop
- Send
@@Finn-po4kt 9 keys actually
sometimes he misses the keys, cut him some slack.
*autocorrect*
@@Finn-po4kt you can press space twice (on some phones) to put a full stop
The Payload may love everyone... But the love isn't given back
Shade's Insane Chamber lol
i know :(
It says something even if you haven't gotten the trophy for it.
Wdym it says it's a match for all of them
They do give back by healing :)
how is a bird better at flirting than me
still love you ganymede
I want to get a pet bord and name it ganymede
Which one? The moon or the bird. Yes, there is a moon called Ganymede, it’s the second outermost moon of Jupiter. The order of Jupiter’s moons (innermost to outermost) are as follows: Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto
All hail Lord Tachanka
@@idioticsuctioncup8054 Oh My Sweet God-
@@idioticsuctioncup8054 Why One Of The Moons of Jupiter Have The Name Of A Operator of R6-
i can see Genji banging a health pack
Thank you for putting that Image in my Head
Have a Good Day Sir
he does need 'healing'
Darkmight6 The dragon become (a part of) me!
I need sexual healing
GoldPD27 130 😂👏
"lol nerd"
Call me Hanoli I NEED HEALING
G͛a͛m͛e͛x͛ G͛a͛m͛i͛n͛g͛ idk
Call me Hanoli I need healing
Sol Dalaris i need healing XD what a funny maymay
That's the joke. You'd think he would say, "I need healing," but he calls her a nerd.
If everyone is dating the payload how come I never fucking see them together!
Blood Urchin because the payload cheats on them all
Blood Urchin Not Genji. He never pushes it
Blood Urchin Its a long distance relationship
Payload ain't loyal
Payload: It's not me, it's you...you're too far away!
WTF Athena... I thought you were a virgin... But how is your hardrive still clean? She must have cleared her history!?!? I see you Athena, I mean you don't want Winston to know.
She always uses the best Anti-Virus. You know always stay safe.
Fiercefox 444 her hard drive might be " A LITTLE DIRTY" WINK WINK 😎
Uh....I'm 11 and my name IS Athena.....I promise Winston won't find out 😈
But Winston made her personality...
I don't trust Athena.
I hope he has virus protection for his hard drive.
I can’t handle how attractive these female omnics are
g r e y l i e n
Yes
beep boop
F3MBot tho
Thotmnics
Same dude
even if Genji didn't write "I need healing" Tinder just send him healers / health packs
caffeine nocaine It must be on his profile, under "looking for"
I need healing
That's the Google spyware working full time.
I just realized that genji likes anything that revolves around healing.
GameTank215 Weddell I also liked Ramen
Genji Shimada I never knew that until now
GameTank215 Weddell like mercy
;)
you cant forget his master zen
Fuck man, Ganymede has more moves than me
Bernard Fruticcini My man's being shown up by a tropical bird! :(
Hey that birds got game
Yep
1:32 did I just witness....robotic phone sex?
just wait till their in the computer
there will be a lot of wires
Yes my dear friend you sure did
Scandalous I know.
And I thought I was the only who realized it
With Lena (Tracer) and the Payload,
Lena Oxton, 26 - 50 miles away.
Did no one else notice this?!
Mhm. She aint pushin that payload
thank god, if the tracer's pushing the payload there are problems
That was her age. Not how far she was. "Lena Oxton, 26. 50 miles away. Active now. The world could always use more heroes, also fish and chips. Yeah, more of that too."
Lol i swear she was a nerd
Really genji? You couldn't have just said, "I need healing"?
Genji!! You should have said I need healing! Such a wasted opportunity
“Greetings” “Hey :)” “I see you’re a nurse, you work at a hospital?” “Yeah! It’s my way of giving back the community!” “lol nerd”
Wow I see you everywhere
Genji Shimada just ask her for healing
Hanzo:why did you bang a health pack?
gengi:I NEEDED HEALING
That payload one was.. Quite.. "Moving"..
Kadence Roark gg
The Genji one was quite a "Miracle"
No? Alright I'll go.
Liam Stacey No please stay, I got cookies. As well the Ganymede one had me like "Holy "DUCK""
Liam Stacey Idk, if Angela finds out she might have no "Mercy" for him lol. And I was very surprised from the Ganymede one xD x.x
what do you mean? the payload never moves!
payload dosent find a match because no one STAYS NEAR THE PAYLOAD
genji should have told the nurse "I need healing"
ichigo kurosaki uggh
ichigo kurosaki Precisely why he didn’t. Predictability does not always equal comedy.
i was waiting for it
I need healing
ichigo kurosaki lol nerd
I like how the person who matched with shooting range boi is called Thot-Bot v20
2:00 the whole team on a payload except *Genjo*
He didn’t even pick second healer wtf 2-2-2
I loved the Junkrat's trap joke
Toby Ruiz yea XD
I didn’t get it?
Toby Ruiz, low key got scared from the snap because my earphones was on high lol
oh ok i get it the f3mbot was a trap lol.
Tropical GameZ me too
I thought Ganymede would type random characters :P
pegaweegee Conspiracies? I THINK NOT!
Something Something hotel?
pegaweegee I thought he would go tweet tweet tweet
Trivago.
pegaweegee I thought he would go shdhdjshdhsjdhdhshd
I SWEAR I though Genji was going to text "I need healing."
SunBro's \[T]/ Autocorrect
Genji. why are you NOT WITH THE OTHERS BY T*HE FUCKING PAYLOAD*
[sketcher] [sketch] He needed healing, that's why he was looking at nurses.
What do you think the payload does?
Why did you bleep "the"? Like dafuq
Bro who else jumped when junk rats trap bit down on that guys arm 🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised you didn't make Gongo spam I REQUIRE HEALING in all caps.
FlamingWolfGaming IS THAT A PRO GONGO?
im calling genji gongo from now on
Its gengu
because its A DEAD FUCKING MEME
FlamingWolfGaming i need healing
Kind of disappointed Genjo didn't ask for healing.
Pavus The Pug I did, it was offscreen. the health pack liked me later
Kudos to that! Now go like the payload.
Genji Shimada Genji we're supposed to have a mission! Where the hell are you?
Think he didnt include it because it would been so predictable
Pavus The Pug but all the things he liked had something to do with healong
Its sad that Tracer's the only one sensible enough to spend time with the payload, it's hilarious how Ganymede had that kickass one-liner and its even funnier that Genji's Dragon can only rise if his interest can heal him
Rafarito Pena but a lot of people liked the Payload?
But they never spend any time together. They keep saying they can have a "Long-distance relationship".
"Damn Boy, You must be my GPA cause I know I could do better but I'm too lazy to actually try."
I thought Genji would say I need healing ;(
• Orphic • serouislly I mean it's a meme now but it's getting used to much to the point were it's just boring now to see it I liked this better it made me laugh so hard I didn't expect it
Haha so original haven't heard that one before
Angela for fu...sake go drink some coffee
Thats the joke
wtf Genji, you are going to need her healing
brother Jerian if ya know wat i mean
brobrine123 GD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
brother Jerian *Cough*
That genji part had me dying
Bucket Bucket
Not as much as Genji though.
Bucket Bucket aid was hoping Genji would say "I need healing!"
Lol nerd
Isaac Memita I was either expecting that, or for him to say "Are you good at healing? ;)" xD.
Me too 😂😂😂
I am the only one upset that Genji didn't write "I need healing" to the nurse?
I do always spam it to my healer, no matter if Mercy, Zenyatta or.
As a Zenyatta player, I want to backhand you with all 8 arms.
Maest Then you and I would not get along well in a match. I'm a Mercy main.
Peyton Franco I barely play Genji though but when I play it, I have to spam it.
I love star hernandez
Only true pro Genjis spam I need healing to a Soldier 76
Am i the only one that thinks thar the bot in 0:10 to 0:20 is hot
Yas if you think this shooting bot
Fesho lol
Ganymede: **space bar space bar space bar**
Autocorrect: “It’s show time”
say it again baby
I need healing
lmao
... no. I am the real 11 year old named ATHENA
I now question my own sexuality. Straight, or Cyborg Ninja?
Sky man Cyborg Ninja, easy answer lol
Sky man GREEN CYBORG NINJA DUDE
S A M E
How do you think I feel???
CYBORG NINJA FTW
"Dame boy, are you my GPA. Cause I know I could better but I'm too lazy to actually try." lmaoooo
The payload is everyone's bae
You played us like a god damn fiddle. Also, Athena's part had me in tears. Great work!
This is hilariously well done, all the detail, the tech terms, everything, even a reference to hearthstone, amazing.
Why does a fucking bird flirt more than I do?
Because reasons
Because you're a beta male loser? Stop bitching and get out there!
greg77389 pretty much xD
ikr that birds game is on point
Junkrats Trap Scared Me Half To Death Xp
Angela: Genji, come to my place, i have those chocolates you like ;)
Genji: Nice try, last time you said that i got ambushed by Mr. Morrison
Angela: I'll do butt-stuff ;)
Genji: THE DRAGON BECOMES ME!!! 🐉
(slow clap) I approve
Rafarito Pena
LMAO
Morrison approves.
Glorious
Play of the game
Loved how no one mentioned the Wyclef Jean - Young thug parody intro XD
Infinite Definity Lmao the instrumental is the same too
Swear tho that was the first thing i noticed😂
All I can think of is that one Genji voice line.
*you need healing*
There's only one person that will give you healing Genji and that's Mercy!
Gency for the win.
Retbullgivesyouwings I prefer Mercy x D.va. Fuck the age gap. 😂
Genji x Healthpack is the ultimate OTP.
You know... besides Zenyatta.... or lucio,..... or Anna.... or even Soldier 76. I suppose the medkit should also stop healing you as well.
+AdventZeroKing As a Mercy main I can confirm you are a piece of shit no matter which team you're on. (you either hunt me down and kill me, or get me killed while I'm trying to save you)
In that moment that Stanley meet his crush
AAHHH BAAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
DEAL WITH PHARAAAH
Fuckin furry
*INSERT BAZZA GETTING HOOKED* (no pun intended)
NO NO AND NO YOU PAIR GENJI WHIT A NURSE AND YOU DONT DO A I NEED HEALING JOKE you dissapoint me sir
>:(
The idea is that the joke is overused and predictable, which is exactly why she didn't use it.
It killed me 🤣 "The payload from King's Row" WTF is that ?🤣
Its the objective for the game overwatch
@@averonisgaming9023 i know but why is it in this vid🤣
Genji liking the health pack was the most genji thing I have seen.
What do you use to draw/ animate your videos?
= )
holy shit you watched this?
Did anyone notice the girl robot with shooting range bot is named thot-bot lol
"when the payload likes everyone except Genji"
I like how genji like the health pack and was the only hero actually available
0:54 Dam, that bird is smooth
"Move the payload" 1:55
*sees F3mbot. v25* SWIPING RIGHT BOIISSSSS
WHAT ARE THE SONGS HERE?
James Congdon young thug - wyclef jean and young thug - digits
He uses a lot of rap and hip hop instrumentals like 2pac J Cole Kendrick Lamar Young thug etc I enjoy them :)
James Congdon 100 like
James Congdon не ли
James Congdon hana Songs
"lol nerd" got me. I predicted a stupid "I need healing" joke, but you surprised me excellently.
0:32 the start of the amazing typing physics of birds and how they understand how to type lol
(*the bird of paradise*) (*great*)
"Lol nerd"
I didn't expect that
Who else thought Genji was about to say "I need healing"?😂😂😂
That bird got game.
I was just so sure genji would reply to her being a nurse at a hospital: “I need healing!”
0:39 Who taught a bird how to rizz women so well
Bastion.
Genji: greetings!
Nurse: hello! :)
Genji: so you’re a nurse?
Nurse: yes
Genji: *lol nerd*
1:18
*Mercy Entered The Chat*
Genji:*Wasted*
Hmmm, I'm surprised Tinder has made it to 2076....
Buzzfeed too, apparently
It’s ironic since Athena is a maiden goddess
I wonder if they made accounts with these names and pictures, went on tinder, found random people, matched with them, chatted, then animated the chat
Geez Ganymede be smooth
You forgetted D.VA Mech xD
1:47 BRO CENSOR THAT KIDS R WATCHING
That's the smoothest bird I have ever fucking seen
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when a bird has better pick up game than you
>i see you're nurse, you work at a hospital?
Yeah! its my way to giving back to the community
>lol nerd
*Slowly shoves burrito in mouth while watching*
Yo that bird can slide into all your dms
I can't believe I was just out played by a bird......perfection.
I like how tracer was 50 miles away from the payload, it's the most realistic thing in the video
Click bait, no Phara. 😐
CloudedCode Gotcha.
Aside from that though I loved it. Junkrat's Trap has a real way with words.
CloudedCode what's this song? I love it so much
First one is Wyclef Jean by Young Thug, second one is Digits by Young Thug
CloudedCode but I honestly don't like traps. I prefer girls that really are girls.
Damn Athena's good
I like how it's high noon🤣🤣🤣
DRAW
Silver Skull lmao
I love your videos! This is probably my favorite!
You know you're in trouble when the bird is smoother than you are.
Jesus Christ I'm Gonna Need Therapy After This😤
Only a shamada can control the dragon's who are you?: I Need Healing
Ganymede killed me.
That Junkrat bear-trap scared the absolute piss out of me!
Everything was funny and kinda calm, then wham! XD
1:27
Missed opportunity for an "I need healing" joke.
I am disappoint.
Should have sombra since she's never picked!!!!! Boom roasted
I will totally say yes to junkrat's trap
LMAO
gunna hurt tho
anyone surprised that genji did not say I need healing
Sam Hickman nope
Yes
I think Genji is just trolling,
"lol nerd"
"I learned that from my brother"
They love the payload. That why they're not pushing it. It's not nice to push people around