Things That Happen at 10,000 feet in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)

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  • @vexisvibin
    @vexisvibin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    "This is a professional simulation this aint no game"
    *Flashbacks to every hot air balloon ever on this channel*

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      We just had a hot air balloon going 100 knots...
      That my friends is flight simulator steam edition

    • @theamericaneaglepatriot9673
      @theamericaneaglepatriot9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "WELCOME TO STEAM EDITION "

    • @T0rturephil3
      @T0rturephil3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Don't forget the 747 that landed successfully on an aircraft carrier.

    • @vexisvibin
      @vexisvibin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@T0rturephil3 Very realistic

    • @fahmirblx
      @fahmirblx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@T0rturephil3 ThE pOwEr Of SlEw

  • @legendmilk349
    @legendmilk349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    “Hot air balloon doing diamond formation”
    Yeah sounds FSX enough to me

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Phfff, he wasn't even inverted.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wasn't even going 400 knots

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *MACH 10 NOT EVEN REACHED*

    • @c0mpl3x1ty7
      @c0mpl3x1ty7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont forget the ec130 and 747!

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KiroChisa yeah the were going 620

  • @teslawatt8587
    @teslawatt8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    "I have a fish that goes left" "I don't know what that means" I've never watched this channel before but that killed me

    • @ShiroiYuki.
      @ShiroiYuki. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      well, sometimes right

    • @w4drone720
      @w4drone720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      welcome

    • @itzmedb8290
      @itzmedb8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @Turnkey_BM
      @Turnkey_BM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TH-cam has taken me down more weird rabbit holes in the last few months...

    • @teslawatt8587
      @teslawatt8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Turnkey_BM lmao same

  • @pineapplesauce2718
    @pineapplesauce2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    "Hot air balloon goin 600+ knots"
    That gave me a laugh attack

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      furry

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @alxjuhaidyyy whar

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @alxjuhaidyyy damn son shave it off

    • @aaronakabiscuit0177
      @aaronakabiscuit0177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao can u imagine the g's that thing felt when it broke off...holy crap I laughed so hard

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PETER ZARI are you ok?

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "i'm in a diamond formation with a hot air balloon and a helicopter going 620 knots!"
    now that's impressive

    • @P51Princess
      @P51Princess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s actually a typical AirForceProud95 video

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What? The helicopter or the hot air balloon? Cus hot air balloons going Mach 3 are a normal sight in FSX steam edition

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      guys i know this is common in FSX, i'm saying it's impressives as if he's saying this in real life.

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Welcome to Steam edition"

  • @blixology
    @blixology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    “I have a fish that goes left” I felt that

    • @hafann
      @hafann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That hits deep

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Bilal Khalid you should get that checked out

    • @valac4199
      @valac4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait what does it mean?

    • @jmfm-r2q
      @jmfm-r2q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lastride9159 stfu

    • @VegaVermilionVODS
      @VegaVermilionVODS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lastride9159 and this is why you have no friends... You make dick jokes every second of your life.

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    Today’s aviation facts:
    Aircrafts that can outmaneuver American interceptors:
    th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @realcanadian67
      @realcanadian67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Everybody knows that hot air balloons can outmaneuver anything, I don't know why the military is taking advantage of these aircraft

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Must be swiss made durable and fast

    • @rabbit3704
      @rabbit3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hot air ballon doing 620 knots 🤣😂

    • @KoshBosch
      @KoshBosch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can confirm

    • @dean3188
      @dean3188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Eurocopters!

  • @dingdongditch1000
    @dingdongditch1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    “People think I’m an American but I’m actually from Rwanda.”
    Yeah well people think I’m weird but I’m actually from Florida.

    • @someoneelse7629
      @someoneelse7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, that's basicly the same thing, Florida-Man

    • @powergamer9860
      @powergamer9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah some people think I’m American but I’m actually a weird Florida man

    • @dingdongditch1000
      @dingdongditch1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never thought I would get 400+ likes on a comment... that’s awesome.

    • @groundpound6982
      @groundpound6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People think I’m a racist but I’m actually just British

  • @Cat_Sandwiches
    @Cat_Sandwiches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The thought of being in a HOT AIR BALLOON going 600 knots is fucking hilarious to me.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed.
      It's not an AFP95 video without a hot air balloon going 400+kts.

    • @tyvenger
      @tyvenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IKR IM STILL LAUGHING

    • @KnucklesForSkull
      @KnucklesForSkull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      620 knots sir. Details matter when you're flying at such high velocities

    • @aircraftandmore9775
      @aircraftandmore9775 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’ll prob feel like being in a ef5 tornado

    • @SidVacant69
      @SidVacant69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The shot of everyone including the hot air balloon somehow catching up is iconic

  • @Astrnauted
    @Astrnauted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "i have a fish that goes left..."
    "what?"
    "well sometimes to the right"
    "you gotta get that thing checked out."

  • @camojg2272
    @camojg2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    "This is a professional simulation"
    minutes later
    "I am flying a diamond formation with hot air balloon and a helicopter going 620 knots"

    • @ericgulden9597
      @ericgulden9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is probably the funniest comment down here so far. +1

    • @ckyisyourfuture
      @ckyisyourfuture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that got a serious chuckle out of me

    • @papermaster7764
      @papermaster7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly thats the highest level of professionalism that they can go.

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Flying a diamond formation with hot air balloon and a helicopter at 3 am!!! (Gone sexual)

    • @ft_dub
      @ft_dub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      620th like lol!

  • @renatomanfredini2679
    @renatomanfredini2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "do you have experience in that field?"
    * Heavy breathing * "Just kidding"
    "I dont think you are"

    • @Philmagroin9
      @Philmagroin9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Renato Alves I died 😂

    • @dameez6599
      @dameez6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to know the context of the situation to understand the joke

    • @kenoobe
      @kenoobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

  • @uss-dh7909
    @uss-dh7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "Somewhere over somewhere"
    Welcome to middle America, enjoy your stay.

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indiana is middle middle america

    • @That_Guy5575
      @That_Guy5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Destroy Everything *laughs in Kansas*

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Thrashman Minnesota? You mean south Canada?

    • @5000mahmud
      @5000mahmud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what the FUCK is Wyoming

    • @bubbakush2912
      @bubbakush2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohio niggas be like

  • @Pac0Master
    @Pac0Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    God dang, a hot air ballon going 500+ knots
    dude's girlfriend must be home alone

    • @jingalls9142
      @jingalls9142 ปีที่แล้ว

      That comment made me giggle unreasonably hard lolz

  • @sarahklarkson3169
    @sarahklarkson3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    "Yep This Is About Excited As A Nascar Race He's Turning Left And He's Going Fast!" 😂😂😂

    • @Gaming-How-To
      @Gaming-How-To 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "I have a fish that goes left... well... sometimes it goes right..."

    • @j3gmg
      @j3gmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Gaming-How-To You need to get that thing checked out

    • @Gaming-How-To
      @Gaming-How-To 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@j3gmg I was copying the person in the video

    • @nevyiidx
      @nevyiidx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Gaming-How-To he was too

    • @Gaming-How-To
      @Gaming-How-To 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nevyiidx oh, okay I thought he was being serious.

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Oh yes, the ultra sexy air freshener, Fabreezio. I cannot resist.
    So, how's your hot air balloon basket coming along?

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice breeze

    • @Airforceproud95
      @Airforceproud95  4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Almost done

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Airforceproud95 Nice. Can't wait to see it.

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ChambersofSiege I get around lol. I actually have a rare stretch of days off work and am literally just laying around watching YT and Netflix all day. Since I've been in direct contact with Covid-19 patients, I can't leave my house except for work.

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmyAnnLand what the hell does any of that mean?

  • @jackpryce4804
    @jackpryce4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "Fabrìcio Hama"
    "Bezically WAFFLE"
    "I'm in my laundry basket"
    "I have a fish that goes left"
    "Hot air balloon just broke off"
    "I forgot were goin 550 knots"
    "Next he's snorting coke off the dash"
    "Sh*tting the bed is the worst"
    "Alright STEPDAD u wanna turn around and head back to base"
    I felt these deep in my heart❤

    • @infiniteampersandmusic
      @infiniteampersandmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dash Not Dark remember, it sometimes goes right

    • @jackpryce4804
      @jackpryce4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every now and then

    • @JAEratt13
      @JAEratt13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@infiniteampersandmusic Might wanna get that checked

    • @jean-wf6bz
      @jean-wf6bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Babfufet

    • @MiguelBaptista1981
      @MiguelBaptista1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that meme is becoming more stale than a dead rackoon in a gutter of an abandoned town.

  • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
    @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I LOST MY SHIT WHEN THAT PERSON QUIETLY SAID “..my name is Waffle”. LMAAAOOO

  • @Theta420
    @Theta420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "2020 simulates death."
    well you weren't wrong about that.

    • @gm5725
      @gm5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2020 stimulates death well you weren't wrong about that because 6ix9ine is. Giraffe tornado excitement bro

    • @gm5725
      @gm5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm always right

    • @gm5725
      @gm5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PixelTheKWolf you have to do that but me too much to get me to walk out

    • @JackeyBoyyy
      @JackeyBoyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gm5725 are you ok?

    • @gm5725
      @gm5725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JackeyBoyyy sorry it's just 1:19 in the AM PM

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My friend/Party leader: _"Okay, so, for this campaign things are gonna be a lot harder than our last ones, so try making characters that actually work well with each other so we can have a versatile party"_
    Me and the boys 15 minutes later: 4:28

  • @brandiaxell8400
    @brandiaxell8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "This is starting to look like a Klan meeting..." Made me choke on my drink.
    I'm okay.

  • @ZekuChanU
    @ZekuChanU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    4:28 when you are broke but your rich friends still let you hang out with them

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Sh-tting the bed is the worst."
    AFP - "Do you have experience in that field?"
    OK so look, I used to work night audits in a hotel in my town. This guy who rented a room immediately "snuck" (too drunk or high to be subtle) his pals in. They had a party, and after a bit, the registered guest came up to my desk and demanded I move him, free of charge. I asked why, he refused to tell me, so I refused to move him till he gave me the reason.
    He relented and told me that one of his pals -- who wasn't supposed to be in the room, mind you -- took a dump _ON THE BED._ As if there wasn't a bathroom in the room, just full on stood up, squatted on the mattress, and ka-blooie.
    Some argument later, I told the guy he was no longer welcome at the hotel, and he had 5 minutes to pack his sh-t (hah) and leave with all his pals. He did, and forfeited his deposit as well.
    This idiot did this in one of like the four hotels on an island with a total population between 7500 and 15000 people, depending on the time of year.

    • @JarradBruessel32
      @JarradBruessel32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool man I will send you a link for you to blog it

    • @justmutantjed
      @justmutantjed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JarradBruessel32 I may or may not have already done so...

  • @sebastianosettonni8573
    @sebastianosettonni8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    5:33 “Ok why is everybody saying waffle now I am not understanding?” “Because thats somebody name!”
    *”MY NAME IS WAFFLE.”*

    • @parismoon2130
      @parismoon2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed so much during hat scene 😂

    • @BRUXXUS
      @BRUXXUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "...oh my god...."

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:41: AFP95’s voice cracking
    4:29: Classic hot air balloon, can’t have an FSX video without one
    6:51: *White helicopters having a Klan meeting*

  • @jonaskatona7136
    @jonaskatona7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "I'm just sitting in my laundry basket"
    *"He's not safe"*

  • @keith_5584
    @keith_5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Incoming T-Shirts "I have a fish that goes left." on the back "Sometimes it goes right..."

    • @insertnamehere6659
      @insertnamehere6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want it to be of a missile going left and then going right.

  • @nexus9876
    @nexus9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “Bazically, waffle”
    Damn, I felt that

  • @thegamingghoul239
    @thegamingghoul239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “We are simulating being bored as f*ck”
    “Well i dont need to simulate that” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @auroraforza2066
    @auroraforza2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I'm in a diamond formation with a hot air balloon and a helicopter going 620 Knots"
    Me: "Welcome to steam edition

  • @nikgraal7611
    @nikgraal7611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    'we dont play games here'
    also: 'i have a fish that goes left'

  • @lineraslaststand6596
    @lineraslaststand6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Hot air balloons , well known for their ability to preform post-stall maneuvers.

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I want a shirt with a diamond formation of a hot air balloon, an F-22, a Boeing 747 and a helicopter

    • @wallyhuncho2998
      @wallyhuncho2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JRexRegis F-18*

  • @ursamajor5107
    @ursamajor5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I lost my s*&t at 4:44... you don't see that every day, although that hot air balloon travelling at 550 knots must have been the same one that ended up on the power lines opposite my house last month.

    • @EvanBear
      @EvanBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed at that and now I feel guilty, thanks :P

  • @maxwellm3246
    @maxwellm3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:55 was the most unintentionally hilarious exchange i've heard on this channel. had me in tears.
    Side note: It wouldn't be an airforceproud video without a hot air balloon going 500+ knots.

  • @darckap2785
    @darckap2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Warning For Headphone Users:
    When at full volume, the screenshot sound effect at the beginning will BREAK YOUR EARS.
    *I learned this the hard way.*

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @PETER ZARI Did you accidentally post your homework here or something?

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used a volume normalizer. I lost no blood due to headphones.

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wear headphones and I noticed nothing. Maybe my ears were already broken.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @PETER ZARI My favorite president.

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DON'T LISTEN TO HEADPHONES AT FULL VOLUME
      dammit, text can't burst ear drums....foiled by tech....
      I'll get you next time tech, next time yaaaaaahahahahahaaa!!!

  • @xylog5264
    @xylog5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    it’s never a FSX steam edition without a hot ballon doing a diamond formation

  • @baghdaddymike6669
    @baghdaddymike6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “whoa,
    Hot air Balloon just broke off hard.”
    Don’t here that every day.

    • @avva4090
      @avva4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What, you've never seen a wicker basket with a balloon on top pulling maneuvers in excess of 600 knots?

    • @baghdaddymike6669
      @baghdaddymike6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only every time I watch one of these videos. LOL

  • @VantagePoint2
    @VantagePoint2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Today’s FSX quotes
    I’m in my laundry basket
    I have a fish that goes left
    Sometimes right
    Shitting the bed is the worst
    My name is waffle
    Someone is rotisserie themselves in the middle of the runway
    I am in an intense stare down with this aircraft
    Gang war sim

  • @MagicDragonKatt
    @MagicDragonKatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:28
    "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz"!

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Imagine being in the shitter on this guy's flight" well, it'd be efficient, you have like 5 times the normal G's to help you out.

  • @ATearThroughReality
    @ATearThroughReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "This is a professional simulation, this ain't no game"
    Cute lol. Let's see what my horribly broken Enterprise-sized ATC Tower has to say about that.

    • @FnD4212
      @FnD4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's double negative. So it is a game.

  • @Chqnces
    @Chqnces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Can’t wait for the hot air balloons in MSFS later this year.

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Can confirm I just got dominated."
    Playing flight simulator while doing BDSM... impressive.

    • @hulfe2514
      @hulfe2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kinda hot.. maybe?

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @PETER ZARI BDSM is fantastic, you must have no balls. Perhaps you lost them during BDSM xD

  • @glukegames7298
    @glukegames7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    F-18: i can go supersonic and break the sound barrier
    Hot air balloon: that’s cute

  • @tomobrien4182
    @tomobrien4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I watched this guy about 2 years ago, then I come back and he has 1.15M subs! Good on you man, you deserve it after all the work you've put in!

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    1964: we will have flying cars and supersonic space jets In the future
    2020: Racist Helicopters

    • @demokeyan9601
      @demokeyan9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we do have supersonic jets and "flying cars" (somewhat)

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demokeyan changed it

  • @wittay
    @wittay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fun fact I learned the other day: the Seattle Mariners used to have an outfielder named Jay Buhner who was something of a prankster. One of his favorite moves was something he called the "blurp," where he would vomit on command in order to make people around him sympathy vomit. One day in 1992, in the middle of a game in Seattle, Buhner executed a blurp and vomited on the artificial turf in right field. Way over in left field, outfielder Kevin Mitchell saw this and started vomiting himself. In center field, Ken Griffey Jr. looked to his left and saw Jay Buhner emptying his guts, looked to his right and saw Kevin Mitchell hurling, and it was too much. Griffey evacuated his stomach onto the turf as well. The entire Mariners outfield was vomiting at the same time. Buhner had executed the first -- and, to my knowledge, only -- triple blurp in a Major League Baseball game.

  • @MagnusVictor2015
    @MagnusVictor2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:35 "Maybe FS2020 will simulate Entry into Heaven."
    Come 2021: "This is Alpha-Foxtrot-Papa-Niner-Fiver, /literally/ passing Angels Twenty, over."

  • @romandjulbic9479
    @romandjulbic9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Sounds fun” “it’s not” lmao this is amazing

  • @liwu7068
    @liwu7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Person: ‘Waffle’
    Me who remembers that one pilot trying to locate a airport using Google Earth:

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its waffle night

    • @user-tw1pm6nr5e
      @user-tw1pm6nr5e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trashbagcoat it would appear that your captain's been incapacitated.

  • @lockheedx33
    @lockheedx33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Shirt message idea:
    "I have a fish that goes left."
    Or even better:
    "Air Force One's declaring emergency."

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:38 Rare glimpse into airforceproud95 chuckling

  • @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home
    @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Are we just going to ignore that little kid in the background that yelled “Dada!” and the guy kept changing subjects

    • @lucasnadeau5203
      @lucasnadeau5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We dont want CPS to get involved

    • @j.monteiro900
      @j.monteiro900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @asmokingumbrella
      @asmokingumbrella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the guy has bigger problems if the FBI is involved. XD

    • @Power5
      @Power5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wished he had answered, "I don't have kids. no idea who's that is but he keeps hanging around."

  • @Amos-Timmy-Burton
    @Amos-Timmy-Burton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I have a fish that goes left"...*crickets
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @arpandrozario7959
    @arpandrozario7959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:28 That has got to be the most diverse formation

  • @turgut104
    @turgut104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    5:46 uncapitalised "i".

    • @noodlegames804
      @noodlegames804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy fucking shit

    • @penginpunkin1487
      @penginpunkin1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @PETER ZARI of the Grammer type,
      ZE VORST STYP

    • @WeeHen
      @WeeHen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WOW UNSUBSCRIBED, LITERALLY UNREADABLE SUBTITLES.

    • @turgut104
      @turgut104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WeeHen I COULD NOT AGREE MORE!

    • @user-fb2ll9jv9h
      @user-fb2ll9jv9h 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the "i" was silent, therefore not needed to be capitalized

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I'm not from Italia, I'm from Brazil"
    AFP95, #ComeToBrazil

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      18,176 cases
      Olease don’t

    • @prodnaki
      @prodnaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK ataque dos brasileiro loco

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nvki HWAT?

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK don't tell me the odds.

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antônio Huergo If you’re in germany, get out because there’s a huge amount of cases 😷

  • @jasonaviation5021
    @jasonaviation5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “Florida Man” out here playing FSX😂🤣😂

    • @emery7301
      @emery7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JasonAviation My names Jason and I like Aviating.

    • @13SarcasticCats
      @13SarcasticCats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not just any florida man. WERID florida man LOL

    • @whoshotdk
      @whoshotdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still cant be sure if this is a GreyStilllPlays reference or not :D

    • @jasonaviation5021
      @jasonaviation5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whoshotdk yes it is. It is also a reference from Airproud95’s last video

    • @umeinui
      @umeinui 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoshotdk loooool I'm just glad i wasnt the only one that thought that

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'll cut that out of the video for CPS reasons"
    Also AFP95: **adds it into the video**

  • @avationflying5304
    @avationflying5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "there lots of white helicopters up here its starting to look like a klan meeting" that got me looool

  • @EdwinMarquezredwings
    @EdwinMarquezredwings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:45
    *Italian Accent*
    Are you in this helicopter?
    -NAAA...
    White helicopter
    - AHHH...
    RACIST helicopter

  • @cpn1439
    @cpn1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Maybe FS2020 will simulate *DEATH* " lmao

    • @lastride9159
      @lastride9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it will also bring down the oxygen mask when in trouble situation..I am excited..

  • @itsFiftyy
    @itsFiftyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "You aren't from rwanda"
    "I get that a lot"

    • @XTR_NEELAN
      @XTR_NEELAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rwanda forever

  • @sawyerolds2546
    @sawyerolds2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Sh*tting the Bed is the worst" ---- "Fabrìcio Hama"

  • @nerkou2016
    @nerkou2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “I have a fish that goes left" wtf 😂

  • @mikse-dk
    @mikse-dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:27 I love how you just acknowledge being "Weird Florida Man" now, since someone called you that in the comments, haha.

  • @rufocs686
    @rufocs686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is so unintentionally funny I love it
    I can't help but laugh, that air balloon doing diamond formation killed me

  • @littlewilly1789
    @littlewilly1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "somewhere over somewhere there's a diamond formation with a hot-air balloon
    I knew it was trouble when somebody asked... where's my altitude?"

  • @ethanh6370
    @ethanh6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know nothing about this simulation, nothing about flying, and nothing about this channel, but this had me laughing so hard I was crying. Kudos.
    It also may have something to do with the fact that it's currently 3 am and I haven't left the house in 3 weeks.

  • @OctoFloatRepair
    @OctoFloatRepair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That goddamn hot air balloon ascended to heaven going 550 knots. I've never laughed so hard at a FSX video :D

  • @SoutheastFish
    @SoutheastFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I have a fish that goes left", "no idea what that means" that made the whole video for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gareth_drums4373
    @gareth_drums4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm in my Laundry Basket" Literally almost spit all my beer out on my computer! LOL

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Warsaw Fire Guard (Polish: Warszawska Straż Ogniowa) was a fire fighting unit in the city of Warsaw.
    Formed as Warsaw's first permanent fire service in 1834, it remained an
    independent and city-owned venture until its nationalization by the
    Nazi German authorities during the occupation of Poland following the Invasion of Poland of 1939.
    Contents
    1 History
    2 Stamp
    3 See also
    4 References
    5 External links
    History
    The Warsaw Fire Brigade was created on December 23, 1834, by the Administrative Council of the Kingdom of Poland. It was to be modeled after a similar fire-fighting unit created in Saint Petersburg
    only a year earlier. On February 6 of the following year Lt. Colonel
    Jan Robosz became the first Fire Chief of Fire Guard in Warsaw. The
    organization of the unit ended on January 1, 1836, and it began its
    duty. Initially named Fire Guard in Warsaw (Straż Ogniowa w Warszawie),
    in 1841 it was renamed to Warsaw Fire Guard (Warszawska Straż Ogniowa).
    The Guard was entitled with all maintenance duties in the city,
    including putting down fires and fire prevention, but also cleaning the chimneys
    and the streets. It was divided onto four departments, each of them
    responsible for a different borough of Warsaw. In 1851 an additional
    department was created for the borough of Mirów. In 1864 the Guards received the first steam engine-operated mobile pump, manufactured by a London-based F. Shand, Mason and Co.
    firm. The following year two additional vehicles arrived, thus making
    the Warsaw Fire Guard one of the best-equipped fire units in continental
    Europe. The Guards also assisted in a number of experiments, among them
    in the tests of a carbonic acid fire extinguisher in 1869.
    Firemen's pump used by the Home Army soldiers as an improvised flamethrower during the siege of PAST building, in the early stages of the Warsaw Uprising. As the car was damaged, the fuel was pumped directly from its container.
    Although the Guards remained largely independent even after the failed January Uprising against Russia, the death of Col. Urban Majewski
    in 1872 marked the end of much of its independence. His successor as
    the commander of the Guards, Col. Ivan Anienkov, was a Russian and, in
    accordance with Russian policy of Russification of Poland, until World War I all commanders of the Guards were also Russians. In 1887 the Guards form a Fire Brigade Band; with time it became one of the notable parts of the folklore of the firefighting units in Poland. Even as of 2006 most of the fire fighting units have their own orchestras. In 1878, president of Warsaw Sokrat Starynkiewicz
    ordered a new building for the Guards' headquarters, the first such
    building constructed in Poland specifically for the needs of the
    firefighters. Throughout its existence, the Guard usually followed the
    technical development and introduction of new equipment. In 1906 the
    guards were equipped with asbestos protective gear, as the first firefighting unit in the Russian Empire. In 1911 the first mobile ladder made by the Magirus company arrived, and in 1914 the Guards leased the first automobile, a van manufactured in the Büssing company.
    After the outbreak of World War I, the Guards continued their
    service. However, in July 1915 the Russians ordered the evacuation of
    Warsaw and most of the Guards, along with their equipment. Some of them
    served in Russian cities, most notably Minsk, Moscow and St. Petersburg. However, many of them escaped from the Russians and return to the Central Powers-occupied city. Among them is Józef Tuliszkowski,
    who on September 4 was named the commander of the guards. In 1916 the
    first automobile built exclusively for the firefighters was purchased
    from the Hans Lloyd
    company. The same year the citizens of Warsaw sponsored a banner for
    the Guards, to mark the 80th anniversary of their creation.
    After the end of World War I, Poland regained her independence and the pre-war commander of I and IV departments, Capt. Józef Hłasko, returned to Warsaw from Moscow (where he served as the commander of that city's firefighters) and became the successor of Tuliszkowski. In 1920, during the Polish-Bolshevik War,
    the Polish Ministry of Interior decided to nationalize the unit.
    However, the authorities of Warsaw have sued the state authorities and
    the decision was withdrawn. Until World War II
    the Warsaw Fire Guards were the only privately owned fire brigade in
    Poland and one of the very few such units in the world. Officially their
    status was similar to that of the Municipal Police. The private
    ownership (most of the shares were held by the city of Warsaw) allowed
    for fast modernization of the Guards. In 1928 the last horse-drawn cart
    was decommissioned; since then the Guard has been fully motorized. In
    1936 a new headquarters was built at Polna street, where one of the
    branches is located even now.
    In 1939, after the outbreak of the Invasion of Poland, by orders of one of the military commanders, the Warsaw Fire Guard was withdrawn from Warsaw to Lublin.
    However, many firefighters ignored the orders and stayed in Warsaw,
    where their continued their service during the hard days of the siege of Warsaw, extinguishing fires in dramatic conditions, often during German bombardment. Along with their colleagues evacuated from Łódź, Brzeziny, Ozorków and Nieszawa,
    they continued their service until the capitulation of Warsaw.
    Altogether, the Warsaw firefighters lost 30 men and 50 wounded during
    the fights.
    After the start of the German occupation of Poland, the Warsaw
    Fire Guard was officially nationalized by the Nazis. However, the unit
    remained largely independent and in December 1939 most of the
    firefighters joined a newly formed Skała resistance organization, with time incorporated into the Armia Krajowa.
    Most of the firefighters took part in the Warsaw Uprising of 1944,
    where their experience and commitment proved vital in stiffening the
    resistance of the besieged city under constant bombardment. On an
    interesting note, one of the self-propelled pumps of the Warsaw Fire
    Guard was used as a flamethrower during the heavy fights for the PAST
    building. The last commander of the Warsaw Fire Guards was Col. Adam Kalinowski.
    After the war the Allied-backed communist authorities of Poland did not
    re-create the Guards and instead formed a local branch of the
    state-owned firefighters unit.
    Stamp
    A 10-zloty postage stamp was issued in 1986 to commemorate the Brigade's 150th anniversary. It featured a painting by Józef Brodowski of the brigade's horse-drawn carriages on their way to a fire in 1870.
    See also
    State Fire Service of the Polish Interior Ministry.
    References
    Jabłonowski W., Warszawska Straż Ogniowa 1836-1939, Warszawa 2001
    dr Boss E. Dzieje Warszawskiej Straży Ogniowej 1836-1936, W-wa 1937
    pr. zbior. Opowieść o warszawskich strażakach. CXXV lecie WSP, Warszawa 1961
    Burzyński E. Z dziejów Warszawskiej STraży Pożarnej. 150 lat działalności. Warszawa 1989
    Jaworski A., Wilczur J. Strażacka wierność, Warszawa 1988

    • @frostierwolf1587
      @frostierwolf1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrick Earthridge I was waiting to see a Wikipedia article on here 😂😂

    • @bdshke
      @bdshke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! As a citizen of Warsaw I'm really glad that you posted this article. Something new to learn about my city's history. :D

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based

    • @profilepicturenotfound9694
      @profilepicturenotfound9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ilovepotatos ha

    • @profilepicturenotfound9694
      @profilepicturenotfound9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a copy and pasted monet right here

  • @davesnothere512
    @davesnothere512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the hot air balloon broke left, I laughed so hard I snorted. Thank you balloon man.

  • @Samskie
    @Samskie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I have a fish that goes left" oh my God I've never laughed so hard in my entire life

  • @WilliamRWarrenJr
    @WilliamRWarrenJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "WAFFLE" ... Liked, subbed, hit the bell. This is some crazy shit, just the thing for cabin fever!!

  • @ilovecats77-r8r
    @ilovecats77-r8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This Dude is litterally the Swagger Souls and RaccoonEggs of Flight Sim

  • @ArmandKarlsen
    @ArmandKarlsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ngl, I hurt my guts laughing when that goddamn BALLOON came up XD

  • @bearrett50kal17
    @bearrett50kal17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought I'd watch someone on YT playing a flight simulator, yet here we are and the commentary and riffin is hilarious

  • @penginpunkin1487
    @penginpunkin1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is air force one we have the presi-what the hell? Hey ya, uhh, ACT we have a hot air balloon doing 300 knots at 10,000 feet in the air!"
    "Yep sending in the Falcons"
    "Wait wha-"
    **BOOOM**

  • @alexmattsson2090
    @alexmattsson2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:02 “clear de runway” 💀😂

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “We’re simulating brings bored af rn.”
    “Well I don’t need to simulate that.”

  • @DantieuS
    @DantieuS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't laughed so hard in a month. My soul very much enjoyed yet another Airforceproud95 production. Kudos and Gear up.

  • @robopiplup5193
    @robopiplup5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing hot air balloons pulling Gs will absolutely never get old.

  • @Alexander.0671
    @Alexander.0671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "And the hot air ballon broke off *HARD* "
    Not a sentence I was ever expecting to see or hear

  • @CardinalHijack
    @CardinalHijack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This is about as exciting as a nascar race, he's turning left and going fast" hahaha

    • @CNMikado
      @CNMikado 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That quote needs a shirt 🤣

  • @FuriousLoLs
    @FuriousLoLs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Request: Can u make a video on how to download, install, this game and the ATC chat program.
    I want to play this game with my father after breakfast.

  • @totallyDakar
    @totallyDakar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:03 why did you make me laugh so hard

  • @kimiyaho
    @kimiyaho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta respect that hot air balloon going 620 knots that broke off and flew into the stratosphere

  • @Big-H517
    @Big-H517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i got a fish that goes left" im weak that was the most random thing that actually got me xD

  • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
    @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “He’s basically goin hot dog on a stick” really cut deep

  • @TheBigMan9
    @TheBigMan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is a prime example of being bored during quarantine

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “We don’t play games here this is a SIMULATION”
    Unfortunately not all people agree😂

  • @the72u7h4
    @the72u7h4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laugh to hard where I am crying lol. I don't play this game but damn lol."Racist helicopter', 'waffle', 'Diamond formation with hot air balloon doing 620 knots', et all.

  • @jasonbaird1645
    @jasonbaird1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's no humour that can measure up to nerd humour. This channel is priceless.

  • @theguy8617
    @theguy8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I choked on my waffle while watching this

  • @trinitrobenzene1760
    @trinitrobenzene1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:52 got me laughing my ass off. Love your videos and keep up the good work!

  • @NoWelder
    @NoWelder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:39 That 747 is doing Mach 1.04! damn!

  • @lmandrums3118
    @lmandrums3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:11 had me on the floor cracking up for about 5 minutes 😂 😂 😂

  • @__astro27__29
    @__astro27__29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best line ever, "I've got a fish that goes left." 😂🤣😂🤣