Jacksepticeye No Beard

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11441

    Quarantine Club!!

    • @boshia
      @boshia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey

    • @sploingo664
      @sploingo664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah QUARANTINE CLUB so hows your day?

    • @titabella1348
      @titabella1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YEEEET

    • @xndr247
      @xndr247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      jacksepticeye hi

    • @crochetcocoking4275
      @crochetcocoking4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Standing gang ew

  • @scorpios2393
    @scorpios2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4224

    Therapist: beardless jack doesn’t exist he cannot hurt u
    Beardless jack:

    • @lizzysiambread3130
      @lizzysiambread3130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @m1kayla_782
      @m1kayla_782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So tru 😂

    • @getsetready
      @getsetready 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It does make me mildly uncomfortable

    • @i.ndoesstuffyt1969
      @i.ndoesstuffyt1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scorpios Gaming SCORPIO SQUADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!♏️♏️♏️

    • @pito4201
      @pito4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    meme time's birthday
    youtube: say no more
    *_#1 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING_*

    • @ennojohan
      @ennojohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol didn't even see your comment. Just posted legit the same thing. We must be brains connected.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wgraciebarclayw7134 back to no 1 now, at my time of commenting.

    • @penguinmf4898
      @penguinmf4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      seidimeow L M A 0 o ö œ

    • @alixengland685
      @alixengland685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #3 now :(

    • @Monkey-Man04
      @Monkey-Man04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ennojohan You know we can see your most recent comments, right? Simp...

  • @kayliep9071
    @kayliep9071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Everyone is talking about his shaved beard, but nobody is talking about the sweet message Jack sent to Reily ❤

    • @Bon_Con20
      @Bon_Con20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i found the video on tiktok and i was so surprised to see it in the video

    • @liltree725
      @liltree725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5:24
      Nobody:
      Sadist masochist: this is a total win

    • @Xplr42
      @Xplr42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came here just to see tgat

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Riley

    • @therun7024
      @therun7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fuck I have been scrolling through the comments cause I have to know if she saw it

  • @Keedisgay
    @Keedisgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Everybody: beardless jack is awful.
    Me, an old fan: *You wimps*

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    Jacksepticeyes real name: Sean mcglocklin
    During lockdown: Sean Mc-locked-in

    • @grammarefabian24601
      @grammarefabian24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      DA MotoNeko you spelt it wrong ._.

    • @thephantomgamer9462
      @thephantomgamer9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DA MotoNeko Omg..... xDDD

    • @bakirdzakovac155
      @bakirdzakovac155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh fuck you and take my like

    • @critter-box
      @critter-box 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      but you spelt it wrong you one layer lasagna.

    • @allfoy
      @allfoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grammarefabian24601 i thought that was a joke

  • @meatshield7206
    @meatshield7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    People: Post literally anything
    Jack: “Cheers, I can bell to that”

  • @justsomeguy904
    @justsomeguy904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    0:01 honestly I immediately felt a wave of relief seeing jack's glorious beard attached to his face

    • @saturn6337
      @saturn6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME💀 I was so scared

    • @chxrchh_08
      @chxrchh_08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Some Guy Right?!?🤣

    • @coffeelizard1902
      @coffeelizard1902 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was sad

    • @lilyc4251
      @lilyc4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @lazysouls
      @lazysouls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SparklyTrash me too 💀 💀

  • @deathbywasabi1692
    @deathbywasabi1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Also my daughters name is Riley too so I’m going to save this clip for her birthday and tell her you said it to her LOL she’s only eight she won’t suspect a thing, but she’s a fan 😆

    • @Toast_Charms-lm6mr
      @Toast_Charms-lm6mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂 perfect 👌

    • @elaineskee
      @elaineskee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aww

    • @biggyd336
      @biggyd336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ok but should a 8 yr be watching this

    • @starlie2729
      @starlie2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A 8 year old shouldn't watch jack..

    • @starlie2729
      @starlie2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only reason why I know what player select is because I have a little brother. I doubt most people here know what it is because player select is for kids, I don't even understand why jack is on player select, he swears all the time. Jack should only be for teenagers and up, not for little kids.

  • @viennar980
    @viennar980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    Jack: Absolute gibberish
    Irish people: ah, yes.

    • @avacadostapler9791
      @avacadostapler9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My mom works at the v-bucks factory and I will have you know that I will be transferring all your minecoins to my account

    • @achoozu
      @achoozu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have Irish in my blood, all I need to do is understand what in the world he is saying.

    • @Jona_The_Than_D
      @Jona_The_Than_D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Translation : Yeh fuckin gobshits y’all want to go to tha pub

    • @monkebaulz1286
      @monkebaulz1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avacado Stapler omg I want 10000 vbucks pls

    • @monkebaulz1286
      @monkebaulz1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avacado Stapler omg pls pls pls I want vee bukes

  • @rigvetw
    @rigvetw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    Jacksepticeye: *no beard*
    TH-cam: *interesting* let’s make this #1 trending

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TH-cam is run by Generation Z beta males these days. Those dudes should have never sold it to Google. Now you end up with "trending, TH-cam kids, and no more street fight videos". TH-cam used to go hard, now it appeals to women and "men" who need to come out of the closet.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam Kids alone is pretty non-heterosexual, but the removal of all street fighting and teacher-student fight videos show you just what kind of non-combative 110lb Starbucks beta male hipsters have gotten control of this site.

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Minecraft 1000 days is #1

    • @barackobama85
      @barackobama85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Zenigundam ...I’m pretty sure what your describing happened in 2014 before google even thought about buying TH-cam. Also the oldest z gen are about 16 years old, I would know, so calm your tits you angry ass old man it’s probably time for your cholesterol pills

    • @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495
      @extremelyboredtatsumaki.495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Zenigundam
      Ok, edgelord.

  • @caspian334
    @caspian334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Sean with no beard really does make him go from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "I'll get her back by 8pm."

    • @lareina9316
      @lareina9316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lemon best comment ever

    • @bobbhedges
      @bobbhedges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I made it through one minute you're not entertaining at all

    • @deswessells2289
      @deswessells2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/OddlySpecifc

    • @Spideyface
      @Spideyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TRUMP or SANDERS lmao buddy you replied to somebody not make your own comment

    • @amyb2589
      @amyb2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Spideyface that's when you know you've found a troll!

  • @jessicabosse9684
    @jessicabosse9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Sean: *points* I’m pointing at a cutie
    Me: *toothpaste all over my mouth whilst brushing teeth, hair a mess from shower, in pjs* heck yea

  • @Red1derer
    @Red1derer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "I thought they didn't listen, turns out: they just don't like me."
    Every crush I ever had

    • @danielcoyle3098
      @danielcoyle3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tawnee Rios this made me laugh 😂

    • @kugi1010
      @kugi1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its to true

    • @kalibur4135
      @kalibur4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was blazing on 420

    • @veryepicman9440
      @veryepicman9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂😔😔😔😔

    • @princelucy2699
      @princelucy2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood dude

  • @fall3n_ow
    @fall3n_ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    About Carrie Fisher’s hair-they were hairpieces! They took a while to make, though, and Carrie Fisher had to arrive on set two hours before everyone else to make sure that her hairpieces were put in properly, so they wouldn’t fall out of shape/place on set.
    Sincerely,
    You local Star Wars nerd

    • @SuperCityMania
      @SuperCityMania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Jessica Mann, Very Cool

    • @dragonblood1012
      @dragonblood1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice DAgames profile.

    • @doofusboy7054
      @doofusboy7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jessica Mann That clears what I was wondering when I put the meme up, thanks 👍

    • @lordvader4089
      @lordvader4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish he would stop dying his hair brown and let his natural green grow back out. 😁

    • @noctuaryfahy1509
      @noctuaryfahy1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude that’s awesome!

  • @dontclickonmychannel400
    @dontclickonmychannel400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7926

    Did the thumbnail give anyone else a mild heart attack??

  • @Jeslevyn
    @Jeslevyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Jack: "Happy birthday to anybody else who's birthday it is..."
    me: a day early, but I'LL TAKE IT!!! *happy tears*

  • @spooky5077
    @spooky5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    When Sean said he was making a coffee company my first thought was...
    “Irish Screamer Dark Roast”

  • @awesomeperson531
    @awesomeperson531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Jack: So what could you add
    The Bell: EVERYTHING

  • @glitchywolf_8071
    @glitchywolf_8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Jack at the end of the video: "and stay hydrated"
    SomethingElseYT: *happiness noises*

  • @xtspazz1966
    @xtspazz1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    13:15 I’m here from tiktok, that guys posted another video saying that a girl with an account named Riley Anderson was impersonating the real Riley, an fooled a lot of people!!

    • @kwansung8412
      @kwansung8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im still looking for the comment

    • @annedaniels3971
      @annedaniels3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I personally know Bryant, we are really good friends but he sadly moved a little bit ago but we still talk from time to time. It honestly pisses me off people gets on here and impersonates someone else just for attention, I'm incredibly proud of him for doing this for her though, once he has his mind set to something he never gives up. Hes an amazing friend

    • @lavaclan8895
      @lavaclan8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@annedaniels3971 that's not cool, impersonating someone for fame is just scummy

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "At the end of the day, we're all the same."
    also Sean: "TOSS BOY IS GOING TO CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF AND YOU WILL BE HALF A PERSON"

    • @dwarflad8556
      @dwarflad8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Packed ice is the best minecraft block wait! What if I’m already less than half the size of a person?

    • @ElDnoid
      @ElDnoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’ll be half the person you used to be

    • @elena-px4bm
      @elena-px4bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not before I toss that boy!

    • @Demonnafire
      @Demonnafire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, were the same

  • @getsetready
    @getsetready 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Me cackling and choking on my pasta when he stumbles over 'her real hair': same buddy.

  • @holthomekeeper9574
    @holthomekeeper9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Jack: im making my own coffee company. his company: Jacks Dirty Beans

    • @ironic492
      @ironic492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holthomekeeper Games *Duhirty Beans*

    • @robyamato4056
      @robyamato4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coffee

    • @AirCatcher
      @AirCatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you spell coffee coffie in other languages?

    • @holthomekeeper9574
      @holthomekeeper9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob Waterson i spelt it wrong :/

    • @spongebob6357
      @spongebob6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Need that Dirty Bean Water

  • @Vinok1990
    @Vinok1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This makes me realize how nice and wholesome people can be.
    Its heart warming.

  • @shopcart_
    @shopcart_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Jack: My ass and back were hurting
    Floor Gang: First time?

    • @aciddrinker2194
      @aciddrinker2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      thats gay and I approve

    • @pohia
      @pohia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @funnyape4227
      @funnyape4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh that’s deep

    • @Mr_MHunter
      @Mr_MHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one more time you know his name is “Sean nót Jack”.

    • @JuntsArchived
      @JuntsArchived 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny Ape Depends on which kind of deep we talking...

  • @parpella3487
    @parpella3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Different bells in the video:
    Woosh bell: 2:56
    Sad Juh-Sean noises bell: 8:11
    Jack-off bell: 8:55
    Making our own coffee bell: 9:52
    Love bell: 12:17
    Tiny Irish potato shaped heart bell: 14:12
    Birthday bell: 14:27
    Self-awareness yikes bell: 16:22
    Shameful disgust bell: 17:34
    Appreciation bell: 18:48
    Proud of you bell: 19:26
    Stay home, self isolate, take proper precautions, wash your hands, and sanitize bell: 21:29
    End of episode bell: 22:44

    • @nelly8589
      @nelly8589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very useful!

    • @isisgamboa2593
      @isisgamboa2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ylagsfmj

    • @andreholocide7563
      @andreholocide7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @ajax..627
      @ajax..627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noice

    • @Dragonbreath5527
      @Dragonbreath5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stay home self Eisley take proper precautions wash your hands and sanitize Bell my favorite sound

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Jack, when I went to see you on tour, I had just come out officially as transgender. I was dealing with a lot of fear of how people around me might treat me, and a lot of people didn’t get it. It was especially hard because I’m gay, and that aspect of my attraction only further confused others and made my journey with gender harder.
    Despite all that, I went to see you on tour. One of my wonderful friends was kind enough to give me a ticket that I wouldn’t have been able to get otherwise, and I was ready for a fun night of laughter led by one of my favorite TH-camrs. I was not disappointed.
    I was sad to see the show was at its end, but what you said to close it almost made me cry tears of joy. It was just a simple statement about how we all need to be kind to each other no matter what, but nonetheless it made me smile because someone I valued deeply told me that I deserve kindness no matter what my gender was, no matter if I was gay or straight.
    I needed that then, and you delivered, even if you didn’t know of my struggle or even that I even existed. Thank you. You are a good man, Sean.
    And yes, I partially chose the name “Sam” because of you.
    *Update: I recently got my gender marker changed to male on my birth certificate! I’m now legally a man!*

    • @CyunnyBunny
      @CyunnyBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment needs more likes. Keep going :)

    • @foreverdmsrus3589
      @foreverdmsrus3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A FELLOW SAM!

    • @greenxlady4585
      @greenxlady4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly, I'm proud of you! Finding yourself is a difficult journey, but you keep making one step after the other. Please know that there are a lot of people here who support you, no matter what. Stay strong!

    • @uttxufidust
      @uttxufidust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm here for you too

    • @hey863
      @hey863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s so sweet!!

  • @milkymilsy
    @milkymilsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    People who thought Seán shaved his beard: *has a small heart attack*
    Me, who saw that image on the subreddit a few weeks ago: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
    Edit: Welp, better get ready for those "I'm *insert number here* parallel universes ahead of you" shit.

    • @rafaelz6211
      @rafaelz6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Phương Duy ._. I’m 7 parallel universes ahead of you, I saw into the future and saw that being posted on the subreddit.

    • @Cuttlef1sh
      @Cuttlef1sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rafaelz6211 Im 20 parallel universes ahead of you! I heard that you thought of writing this comment, before the Reddit actually posted it!

    • @braidenj152
      @braidenj152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m 5,800 parallel universes ahead of all of you. I decide to not put any effort into this because I knew I would be 1 upped anyway

    • @BARFSIDEOS
      @BARFSIDEOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to admit I was very worried

    • @jorgynothing4712
      @jorgynothing4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phương Duy ._. What of the parallel universes were behind us

  • @ayupmika
    @ayupmika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Jack: *i‘m making my own coffee brand*
    me: **not being able to tell if he‘s joking or not**

    • @dejatheeempath985
      @dejatheeempath985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like, I legit want this to be true. I would buy it asap. I will take money out of savings to buy his coffee.

    • @lee-lv8zo
      @lee-lv8zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dejatheeempath985 I bet it would get a lot of sales

    • @chef_the_femboy6690
      @chef_the_femboy6690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I bet he will call it dirty bean water

    • @dejatheeempath985
      @dejatheeempath985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lee-lv8zo It better get a lot of sells 😂

    • @notdaredevil8809
      @notdaredevil8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would take money from a college fund for his coffee

  • @Millkbred
    @Millkbred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    *Jack Announces that he's been making a coffee brand*
    Me who also loves coffee: Is this real? Will I be able to buy coffee with Jack's face on it? Is it coming to Australia? Because I live in Australia? Is this real?

    • @ponkaaaaa
      @ponkaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      packages normally ship internationally???

    • @wildtaco8390
      @wildtaco8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aussie coffee lover here can relate

    • @cadebawden
      @cadebawden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s JackSepticoffee

    • @shelliepancake9202
      @shelliepancake9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ponkaaaaa I can't buy the tea SimplyNailogical is sponsered by from Canada :(

    • @travis7patriot653
      @travis7patriot653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never liked coffee but I do now

  • @caffeination17
    @caffeination17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Seán: *"Also happy birthday to anybody else who's birthday it is."*
    Me: *"Oh cool this was posted a day after my birthday."*

  • @emberisswag
    @emberisswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Jack: NO MORE CATCH PHRASES!!!
    his last video: "Speed is key"

    • @chrisj19925
      @chrisj19925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jack: No more catch phrases
      Jack In ever video recently: stinky

    • @meditatedgold2861
      @meditatedgold2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Without speed it is stinky lol

    • @emberisswag
      @emberisswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meditatedgold2861 facts

    • @avinashshinu2312
      @avinashshinu2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi members

  • @hollieisonyt4459
    @hollieisonyt4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    ‘Stay inside or Toss Boy is coming for your legs’
    Felix: *laughs in have no legs*

    • @Bepsip_Kanyu
      @Bepsip_Kanyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toss boy coming in for the cgi guy that added his legs

    • @TheThugPug
      @TheThugPug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FLOOR GANG

    • @louguthrie1677
      @louguthrie1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait I thought felix has extra long legs wait does that mean he has extra long detachable legs!?!?

    • @mintxeye5149
      @mintxeye5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@louguthrie1677 The plot thickens

    • @Bepsip_Kanyu
      @Bepsip_Kanyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@louguthrie1677 yes. perhaps

  • @ohiampuja6704
    @ohiampuja6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Jack: I just have raw, sexual, animal magnetism, bursting out of me at all times
    Me, a straight man: Can confirm.

    • @spectrumspectre
      @spectrumspectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me, an asexual man: can confirm? 😂

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure wage ever!!! I've been working for this company on the internet for two years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing regarding this is that I am not that tech-savvy, they just asked for standard awareness of internet and basic typing skill...Superb thing about this gig is the more free time I got to spend with my family. I am able to devote quality time with my relatives and buddies and look after my babies and also going on holiday vacation with them very often. Don't let pass this opportunity and try to react quick. Here’s what I do *revenue39­.­c­o­m*

    • @daniela683
      @daniela683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HelenGPitts only I can self promo here

    • @foolboibois7672
      @foolboibois7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HelenGPitts who asked

    • @AJ-ge5jh
      @AJ-ge5jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Helen G. Pitts you know your comment can be reported for unwanted content/spam

  • @exoticcucumber4765
    @exoticcucumber4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    8:50 cool it’s me
    but no one cares

  • @blueberryjollyrancher1821
    @blueberryjollyrancher1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Jack without a beard a few years ago: ok
    Jack without a beard now: who tf is he

    • @edwardedward3727
      @edwardedward3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PARK NO

    • @ethanday665
      @ethanday665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U slakin boi?

    • @daviejones6178
      @daviejones6178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lost his gimmick with subnaitica, and so here he's is. I get its "work" but I do what he does on his free time
      Fuck Jack

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@daviejones6178 do you mind not insulting the guy with over 20 million fans? and if you hate him so much why are you watching him

    • @hughhanson5414
      @hughhanson5414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks like a fucking rat

  • @ThatMexicanGuy11037
    @ThatMexicanGuy11037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Jack: Irish people only count to ten
    Irish people when they count to ten: We did it boys maths is no more

    • @quinng1883
      @quinng1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS MATHS IN IRELAND NOT MATH

    • @ieatkids5278
      @ieatkids5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quinn G r/whoooosh

    • @ItsTheSmurf
      @ItsTheSmurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No u wooooshed the man behind animal crossing

    • @elena-px4bm
      @elena-px4bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irish people: *what the shit is that?*

    • @troll-ok2jy
      @troll-ok2jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a sponnsor from billschannel

  • @kaywilliams7540
    @kaywilliams7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "A meme a day keeps the depression away"
    "A meme a night ensures you're alright"
    "A meme all the time makes sure you're doing fine"
    *the holy trio*

    • @exaaalted
      @exaaalted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a meme every once in a while,
      will leave you with a big big smile.

    • @mayapapaya4952
      @mayapapaya4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But I'm only awake at night. Does that mean I'm going to be healthy but always depressed? XD

    • @yoshii8926
      @yoshii8926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A meme in the dawn keeps your lawn mow'n

    • @yoshii8926
      @yoshii8926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A meme in the dusk keeps you away from dust

    • @kaywilliams7540
      @kaywilliams7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayapapaya4952 that is the question! 😆

  • @ckurtz8834
    @ckurtz8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    11:26 Jesus died T-posing too you know

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah that's just cross fit

    • @adv-senzthegoat3750
      @adv-senzthegoat3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesagwe2981 WHAT THE FUCK.

    • @kirishimaejiro7761
      @kirishimaejiro7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao He ain’t real xD

    • @adv-senzthegoat3750
      @adv-senzthegoat3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kirishimaejiro7761 that's your opinion that kind of offends people.

    • @kirishimaejiro7761
      @kirishimaejiro7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adv-senzthegoat3750 It’s not an Opinion,It is Literal Fact.

  • @lincolnickler9354
    @lincolnickler9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Jack: 4/20 is Meme Time’s birthday!
    The internet: *n i c e*

    • @lucaswasson1374
      @lucaswasson1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO! You're supposed to only say nice to 69.

    • @C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03
      @C0tt0n_Ey3d_J03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucaswasson1374 nice

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG what a uncultured swine!

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tortoise McTortoise its also adolf hitlers birthday...

    • @hungolungo
      @hungolungo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should of launched it on 6/9

  • @lime_9284
    @lime_9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I was honestly worried that he actually shaved his beard

  • @nuudlman9215
    @nuudlman9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Idea for name of Jack’s Coffee company: Sean’s Dirty Beans

    • @FanaticQuill250
      @FanaticQuill250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you don't know a bit of Jack and saw this you would be like:
      "The fuck is this"

  • @lyds_istired
    @lyds_istired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    pov you’re scrolling through the comments trying to find the fake riley after watching a tik tok

    • @legalizehomicide7262
      @legalizehomicide7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @lyds_istired
      @lyds_istired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      legalize homicide alright cheers mate

    • @Rei-zk6kq
      @Rei-zk6kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also just seen the Tik Tok about the fake riley. I can't seem the find the post, so it might have been removed.

    • @captainnemolostintheocean1652
      @captainnemolostintheocean1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GummyDinosaursify can you please summarize the situation? 😅

  • @wikeymilin8215
    @wikeymilin8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Jacksepticeye takes off his beard
    Everyone: I’ve never seen this man in my whole entire life

    • @noahacosta6327
      @noahacosta6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wikey Milin no that man has brought us happy wheels and just funny content at the end of our days laughing for hours

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did the person literally take Jack’s baby face from, like, five years ago and align it with his face??
      Bc I swear that’s cabin chin

    • @fardcula7887
      @fardcula7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that's true

    • @--Rye--
      @--Rye-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      agree

    • @joelfigueredo957
      @joelfigueredo957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wikey Milin Well I’ve actually been watching him since before he grew his beard

  • @bigbob3213
    @bigbob3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    When the classic jokes come back, you know the quarantine is getting to him.

  • @skyguyflyinghigh
    @skyguyflyinghigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Seeing beardless jack reminds me of the early days where he was in his little shack near his parents with his bed like above him, good times y'all

  • @autisticblood5123
    @autisticblood5123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing Jacksepticeye without the beard brightens and warms my childhood past. I love it

  • @puntapanini2244
    @puntapanini2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    me: *not liking coffee*
    also me: *getting exited about jacks coffee and knowing I will buy it anyway*

    • @Antman-xc1tx
      @Antman-xc1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same but i do like coffee

    • @e.g.2261
      @e.g.2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I'll just have to get over my slight caffeine intolerance by then😊

  • @FellTitan
    @FellTitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Because that’s what’s hero’s do. TH-cam: hey that sounds familiar. hold up. COPYRIGHT

  • @evancushard1724
    @evancushard1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I feel like everytime Seán rings the bell he loses a little bit of his sanity. Slowly having it sucked into the bell. Ooh maybe someone should make his bell into an SCP 😂

    • @Zenith7jpg
      @Zenith7jpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fancy Doge yas or an ego XD

    • @wynnadorno6132
      @wynnadorno6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hell yeah

    • @meep1998
      @meep1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s funny is there already is an SCP that’s a Bell

    • @deadendfurry11
      @deadendfurry11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mk

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCP-8008
      Codename: The Irishman’s Bell

  • @annabelleharvey6730
    @annabelleharvey6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    jack: talks about how animal crossing is so popular cause it happened right when quarentine started
    me: *Wait* could corona be, created for animal crossing *looks at camera*

  • @Burentsu
    @Burentsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Horror game idea, Jack chasing you yelling "Do you have 90 mins?!" "COKE ZERO WITH ZERO SUGAR" etc etc

    • @carolineford2369
      @carolineford2369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can someone please make this happen

    • @dellarosa24601
      @dellarosa24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

    • @caidenmillar2832
      @caidenmillar2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This would be amazing and it reminds of the Sprite Cranberry game.

    • @kaynocomment6741
      @kaynocomment6741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brother is currently making a horror game currently but ill definitely bring this up to him and see if its a possibility

    • @cryguy6111
      @cryguy6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he is near there is a bunch of bell noises. Also he carries a giant floppy banana

  • @nemeqis
    @nemeqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Jack: "I'm making my own coffee!"
    okay if he doesn't call it " Dirty Bean Water " or "Dirty Earth Juice" imma be upset

    • @nemeqis
      @nemeqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theghost9808 Starbucks can't even spell his name right but sure lol

    • @realcanadian67
      @realcanadian67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have never agreed with something so much

    • @ghostytoasty4550
      @ghostytoasty4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know what I'm going to call it that now😂😂😂

    • @nemeqis
      @nemeqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@realcanadian67 and the slogan should be "Top O' the Morning" lol

    • @nemeqis
      @nemeqis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ghostytoasty4550 hel yeaaah

  • @ShelbyVia
    @ShelbyVia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    “I’m making my own coffee!” Oh, so like Smosh did? 😅 but seriously, if Jack makes his own coffee brand and doesn’t call it “Top O’ the Mornin’ “, it will be a wasted effort.

    • @squidairleo3155
      @squidairleo3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shelby_Via_ nice u for 69 likes

    • @donnybro6536
      @donnybro6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U means dirty beans right ?

    • @docborn556
      @docborn556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would so buy it then

    • @annaclaunch4315
      @annaclaunch4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dirty Beans could be a flavour

    • @imaeatyouboi
      @imaeatyouboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody like smosh sence Anthony left its all gay now

  • @gvert1558
    @gvert1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    19:43 he says as i eat chip

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I have never felt so much relief, then when I saw him with a beard.

  • @brata1099
    @brata1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Your crushes friends:she is giving you signals
    Her signals: the bell

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Avail Tyrant underrated comment

    • @redx5718
      @redx5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go to smash bros or wait.... Your not in sorry

    • @tenzinc1514
      @tenzinc1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tikvah Lanz it’s the most popular

    • @redx5718
      @redx5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One day

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TenzinC 151 I’m part of the early crew. When I got here it had less than 50 likes while there were a bunch of comments with 150+ likes. I don’t remember exactly how many likes it had when I liked it, but I think it was around 10, and it had no replies.
      It’s no longer underrated, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t when I originally commented.

  • @MrHanslaX
    @MrHanslaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Jack: looks at playlist with 29 episodes.
    "Huh I must have forgot to add one to the playlist, I think we are on episode 30"
    Also Jack: LITERALLY RECORDING EPISODE 30

    • @lolk8574
      @lolk8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Hansla smürt

    • @jamesblipblop6673
      @jamesblipblop6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Hansla that’s not what he meant tho

  • @makaylahaverluk667
    @makaylahaverluk667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sean: "You'll never have as much time at home to do nothing but nothing"
    me doing online classes with a shit ton of homework: **sad introvert noises**

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Guys, the joke is that Jack needs 90 minutes to the say the show's full name

    • @-ieatcheese-6218
      @-ieatcheese-6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      truly poetic

    • @KyoteKy
      @KyoteKy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Took you long enough to figure it out, eh?

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dickhead

    • @te8012
      @te8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re just realising??

    • @ItsSoloSnake_
      @ItsSoloSnake_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His full name is SEAN MICLOCKLIN WILLIAMS

  • @WorriedcrewePCandPS
    @WorriedcrewePCandPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Don't worry Jack, I'm just horizontally standing on my bed

    • @69SUGOI
      @69SUGOI 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NANI?! STANDU?!

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “At 100% you just stare your anxiety straight in the face as existential dread takes over”
    Me when playing Smash

    • @elizaneedham450
      @elizaneedham450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's crazy seeing my meme up there

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Sean: “Gather all your friends it’s meme time”
    Everyone: *Yeah, about that..*

  • @xauxyx
    @xauxyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Jack: I’m pointing at a snack right now
    The pizza I’m holding: 😘

  • @elisebrewer2783
    @elisebrewer2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    just imagine that Jack has a collection of similar bells with labels so he knows which one to use for like appreciation bell

    • @inxious227
      @inxious227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't expect your channel pic.
      "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

  • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
    @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me, upon hearing that Jack will be selling coffee: If I had a nickel for every time a TH-camr I watch started selling coffee, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @vdovii
      @vdovii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This better be super Carlin brothers

    • @giantbrayford7754
      @giantbrayford7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a quote from the Phineas and Ferb movie?

    • @giantbrayford7754
      @giantbrayford7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who else opened a coffee company? I thought only jack did it.

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giantbrayford7754 Yes, Jack is the only person in the world to have made his own brand of coffee.
      Jokes aside, another channel I follow called SuperCarlinBrothers also sells coffee.

    • @giantbrayford7754
      @giantbrayford7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How on earth do you have an animated profile pic?!

  • @miiilkshamke7171
    @miiilkshamke7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Why do he look 10 years younger without his beard lmao, it's so scary wtf.

    • @bacon8tor788
      @bacon8tor788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peppa what doing in the comments section

    • @bacon8tor788
      @bacon8tor788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im sorry I hate myself for that

    • @speedwheel1807
      @speedwheel1807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bacon8tor788 absolute buffoon

    • @King-Beezy
      @King-Beezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mans is hit

    • @zgama6511
      @zgama6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because that's how long it feels like it's been since he's had no beard.

  • @caelenw6572
    @caelenw6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    “When you learn there’s numbers below zero”
    Nah man, when you learn there’s *imaginary* numbers

    • @centurious5819
      @centurious5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hate imaginary Numbers. I'm about to graduate high school (aka getting my diploma in the mail) and I still don't understand imaginary numbers

    • @YTOxygenLess
      @YTOxygenLess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also when you learn theres numbers IN BETWEEN numbers. And numbers that are E

    • @paulmurphy7035
      @paulmurphy7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@centurious5819 complex numbers are my favourite, especially the beautiful equation

    • @najlaa.o6428
      @najlaa.o6428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Blueternity what in the absolute name of FUCK is “imaginary numbers”

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Any math that you can't do with something physically is dumb- with stuff like if you, say, have ten apples and two people, you can of course do it physically. Duh. So obviously since 10÷2=5, both get 5. Simple stuff like that. Logical. So basically what I'm saying is anything that you can't demonstrate physically and that isn't needed daily is pretty much useless.
      Edit: words

  • @cadenceismelody8857
    @cadenceismelody8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Being part Irish and understanding most of his "nonsense" is just AMAZING

    • @taraascanlon
      @taraascanlon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elise Is Here ahah same! i feel so special

    • @mothdog47
      @mothdog47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elise Is Here what is he saying in Irish

    • @casonstowell9442
      @casonstowell9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullshit on that there

    • @confusedingeneral6073
      @confusedingeneral6073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please trannslate

    • @jimh781
      @jimh781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cailim Odonogh came here to say this, love Father Ted over most american sitcoms

  • @Astrid110
    @Astrid110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Please call your coffee brand "Dirty Bean Water"

    • @SarcasticBlueDragon
      @SarcasticBlueDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amber Lynch I’d buy it. (I’d buy the coffee anyway, but...)

    • @0snakeboi085
      @0snakeboi085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amber Lynch
      Well I have some news for you. It has beans in it.

    • @Astrid110
      @Astrid110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0snakeboi085 yes, I know how coffee works ;D

    • @0snakeboi085
      @0snakeboi085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amber Lynch
      I just realized I said that, I meant it has beans in the name-

    • @Astrid110
      @Astrid110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0snakeboi085 XD silly you

  • @moxieplayz9798
    @moxieplayz9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Later when jack does a bell we’ll be like “he did the the thing”

  • @AshMan396
    @AshMan396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Jacksepticeye: Treat people how you would like to be treated.
    Shari: Am I a joke to you?
    Fun Fact: We descend from monkeys.

    • @clumsyslime3369
      @clumsyslime3369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I hope you get a million likes, did is so true.

    • @skyparnell9073
      @skyparnell9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment ever

    • @hew0014
      @hew0014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shari isn't a person it's a thing

    • @gav-nv8xp
      @gav-nv8xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hew00 true

    • @amino-acid
      @amino-acid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toss boy is a masochist confirmed

  • @richardvollberg5278
    @richardvollberg5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Jack: “I had a hard time counting to ten” Teachers: “Wait till he finds out there are even imaginary 0’s”

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least he can count to 3.

    • @saisai_playzyt7596
      @saisai_playzyt7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Vollberg......HIS NAME IS NOT JACK!!!!!.........s͎e͎á͎n͎!͎!͎!͎!͎!͎

    • @jkejmc1249
      @jkejmc1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sai sai Plays!!¡¡ are you joking 🙃

    • @saisai_playzyt7596
      @saisai_playzyt7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jke 2013...about what

    • @demonheart13
      @demonheart13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait until they discover you can count in letters

  • @corvaekitchen4463
    @corvaekitchen4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It actually made my day when he did the "you're a snacc" thing

  • @byakkola
    @byakkola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I wish Sean would voice a character in every new animation show starting 2020... your voice brings me joy, no joke man, you are such a force of good in a weird world...
    thanks for the hours of fun!

    • @lazylalan7421
      @lazylalan7421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He voiced Irish sonic for a short video

  • @the_dark_knight2325
    @the_dark_knight2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    jacksepticeye: *is without a beard*
    Me: I have never met this man in my life

    • @xerobu9085
      @xerobu9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He looks like a offbrand mrbeast

    • @oliviawilliams5397
      @oliviawilliams5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xerobu9085 that is to true

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xerobu9085 bruh, that burns

    • @ellobruh3516
      @ellobruh3516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacksepticeye without a beard is CURSED

    • @odstethan15
      @odstethan15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I met him. A long time ago.

  • @NotOliveGarden
    @NotOliveGarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Yeah,I'm pointing at you cutie-"
    Me:[Causally positions my phone in front of my cat]

    • @AbdielSaikia
      @AbdielSaikia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dog was sitting on my lap. Does that mean we're both cuties?

    • @NotOliveGarden
      @NotOliveGarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AbdielSaikia I think so. :I

    • @theyoutubeplague3383
      @theyoutubeplague3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AbdielSaikia wait your a dog that owns another dog

    • @lichboi640
      @lichboi640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AbdielSaikia nope it was cutie not cuties

  • @goldenmeadows5046
    @goldenmeadows5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Seán: "I'm making a coffee company."
    Everyone: It's beginning...

  • @aradiaturtondebicka1378
    @aradiaturtondebicka1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I feel like Jack always gives the best speeches.

    • @NerdPulseGaming
      @NerdPulseGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has literally made a career out of speaking, so what do you expect?

    • @turbosoggy30
      @turbosoggy30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sora Chan same

    • @on_paper_
      @on_paper_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NerdPulseGaming yeh

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Thumbnail - Exists
    Everyone - *”How do I burn a Computer Image?”*

    • @PyroPlayzz
      @PyroPlayzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Print burn

    • @jasonosmundson8900
      @jasonosmundson8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wait he has a point

    • @noahk3496
      @noahk3496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This format again?

    • @adityaanuragi6916
      @adityaanuragi6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One moment you had 70 likes and 1 comment and then I click into seeing the replies
      You had 314 likes and 3 replies

  • @ThatBeTheQuestion
    @ThatBeTheQuestion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    2:34 No, that ain't real hair. It's a wig. Fun fact, the buns were so thick that she couldn't really hear through them so they literally put a radio inside them so she could hear what was going on. Or something like that.

    • @DolenSoulflame
      @DolenSoulflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well thts a nice fun fact

    • @dubsteppyninja8671
      @dubsteppyninja8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You learn something new everyday

    • @sovietonion._.3888
      @sovietonion._.3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her hair is thicc but not her self (im talking about the character not the actress)

  • @sean-leanderdahl2390
    @sean-leanderdahl2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    (jack taking his fist to the camera and says kiss it)
    me: trying to kiss it
    jack: Not you! ew

  • @megaman992
    @megaman992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Now that you mention GMod, here’s an important PSA: “Sucks that the first announcement in here in 4 months is gonna have to not only be bad news, but also not a new video but I feel like I have some responsibility to broadcast this:
    TF2 is currently NOT SAFE to play right now. Basically, someone leaked the source code to the game, and there has already been a RCE (remote code execution) exploit that essentially puts your PC at risk of getting hacked. It's well beyond my understanding, but basically just don't play TF2 until Valve sorts the game out. If you already played TF2 today, I highly recommend using a malware detection software to see if you have anything malicious on your PC. I recommend using Avast, it's highly rated, and it's free.
    As more information comes out, I'm sure the experts will be able to tell us more about what we should do regarding the game, but as far as I can tell, we're basically just going to have to wait on Valve to do something. In the meantime, feel free to discuss this in tf2 chat.
    Again, sorry this announcement is such a bummer, but it's a security risk unlike anything I've seen in TF2, so it's important that you tell as many people who play TF2 that it's not safe to join a server, or possibly even launch the game. Hope ya'll are having a good day otherwise.
    -Uncle Dane
    @everyone
    EDIT: Also, don't play CS:GO or Gmod either. The leak puts any Source game at risk. Best to just play some Animal Crossing or something.” This applies to all of valve games currently and please be aware of the risk

    • @anne_6052
      @anne_6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      back to goldsrc i guess

    • @pephermint
      @pephermint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I freaking hate people

    • @spongebob6357
      @spongebob6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep. They guy responsible was a guy named max. He worked in Valve but he got kicked out since he was really racist. After him getting kicked he then leaked the whole source code. Frickin’ hate him for doing so.

    • @siplezz6706
      @siplezz6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they deleted fun

    • @snelkku2261
      @snelkku2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck. Im basically grinding gmod for the whole quarantine and now u are saying me day i cant play it. Cmon i hate people.

  • @thelandpiranha4108
    @thelandpiranha4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Here in Ireland we dont count past 10"
    Than how do u count how many pints you've had Sean?
    Ps: if jack makes a drink brand it should have 'Dirty Bean Water' and 'Septic Juice' as an energy drink

    • @aaronhoran4585
      @aaronhoran4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theland Piranha 10 and 1 10 and 2 10 and 3 and so on

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I've had at least 10"

    • @spoop4967
      @spoop4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 times 2, 10 times 3, 10 times 4
      thats how they drink in ireland

    • @steen5984
      @steen5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaron horan i just wanted to say that

    • @EcdElite
      @EcdElite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many pints u had mate? Sean: yes

  • @hellpup369
    @hellpup369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    1:56 father ted reference . Never stop playing games and don’t stop meme time . Watching your videos get me through the day .

  • @ThruchristMyself
    @ThruchristMyself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Growing up watching jack and then seeing how much other people appreciate their fans and audience makes me think “these guys don’t give a shit compared to jack”😂😂 love you jack been watching for a long time well before the green hair and I may not keep up with your vids anymore I still love you and you really changed my view on life and people in general ❤️

  • @elena-px4bm
    @elena-px4bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Gather all your friends it's meme time!"
    *Social distancing left the chat*

    • @zClpz
      @zClpz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @crimsondrawing8590
      @crimsondrawing8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS MEME TIME

    • @annie4916
      @annie4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @grant13337
      @grant13337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the only cure for not infecting us!

    • @vsf1x177
      @vsf1x177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Jack: **no beard**
    Everyone: *_Wait, that's illegal._*

    • @XYTUA
      @XYTUA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not illegal it’s the past

    • @zerj0x208
      @zerj0x208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it is illegal u small brain stinky

    • @vu5523
      @vu5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zerj0x208 In my days jacksepticeye didn't have a beard

    • @zerj0x208
      @zerj0x208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I started watching he didn't either but now he does so ;p

    • @heyitsdelonartin5041
      @heyitsdelonartin5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vu5523 lmao boomer

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    How England conquered Ireland:
    Irish: "There's like....more than ten of 'em. But there's more than ten of us, so it'll be fine fer sure."
    English: "Eleven men appear to be preparing for pitched battle against our ten thousand, my Lord."

    • @booperdooperproductions2545
      @booperdooperproductions2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      but the English can't count above 10,000 so what they failed to realize is that eleven thousand irishmen stood ready for battle on the field that day

    • @JimTheKid
      @JimTheKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cyborgs : beep beep

    • @modocity8582
      @modocity8582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off

    • @ere4582
      @ere4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexmcnamee7611They did for 800 years actually. I am Irish

    • @tommysupernova663
      @tommysupernova663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ere4582 then the 12th Irish guy showed up?

  • @harleen5375
    @harleen5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jack: "Treat people the way you like to be treated."
    Me, a self loathing masochist: *sweats nervously*

  • @supaspyman7489
    @supaspyman7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Jack: says Jesus is t-posing
    Me: **thinking about the cross behind him**

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At my middle school, the cook thing to do during break was to walk around outside T-posing, and try to convince people to join you. At one point I said to a teacher, "Jesus T-posed, why won't you?" And he told me that he was the antichrist.

    • @2turg_2furious
      @2turg_2furious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh no

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IndigoGollum that is the best response ever

    • @DolenSoulflame
      @DolenSoulflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The-kr9rb yes I agree with you on this, it is the best

    • @SnakeEyesOfficial42
      @SnakeEyesOfficial42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indigo Gollum “Jesus killed my dog”

  • @CellyWelly
    @CellyWelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "No catch phrases for you!"
    Jack in mark's resident evil vid : "SPEED IS KEY"

    • @ZsXino
      @ZsXino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack in this video: Speed is key

    • @manofculture6682
      @manofculture6682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear why always when i see these comments the dude in the video always says it at the same time that i read the comment

    • @mythcrafter412
      @mythcrafter412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack in golf with friends (I think?): Speed is key!!

  • @Crimson-xf9og
    @Crimson-xf9og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I was so scared that he was going to show up without a beard

    • @ItsChillyx
      @ItsChillyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crimson 7731 same

    • @Fred-xo3zo
      @Fred-xo3zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Crimson 7731 as soon as he walked in my lungs said 🌬

    • @coope-3537
      @coope-3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A wave of relief washed over me when I saw him walk into frame

    • @arcanemedia8166
      @arcanemedia8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cant stop looking at it, it scares me

    • @enderdragon1945
      @enderdragon1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same I saw the title and I was screaming like WHAT and then i was wait is this just meme time

  • @taylorwatson5653
    @taylorwatson5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve been watching Jack for years and I’m just so proud of him ❤️

  • @monkeybud7262
    @monkeybud7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Sean: *says Voldemort*
    TH-cam: You shouldn’t have said that. You should not have said that.

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh *noh aho ho* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @homegrownalligator7136
      @homegrownalligator7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he did also say hes already making barely any money so... I guess it doesnt really matter.

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs to say You-Know-Who.

  • @subscribetomefornoreason5220
    @subscribetomefornoreason5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Gather all your friends it’s meme time”
    *Social distancing has left the chat*

  • @Mr12Relic
    @Mr12Relic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Please start a coffee company called: Dirty Bean Water
    With flavors such as:
    Ding Ding Ding
    Top Of Morning
    Irish Noises

    • @timothyburkhart9513
      @timothyburkhart9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hi welcome to dirty Bean water would you like to try our new ding ding ding

    • @wrebly5273
      @wrebly5273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr12Relic everyone needs to like this so jack sees it.

    • @timothyburkhart9513
      @timothyburkhart9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wrebly5273 yes indeed

    • @appsro4494
      @appsro4494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10/10 would buy

    • @ashleyrobinson539
      @ashleyrobinson539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @barbir1865
    @barbir1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack: "Because that's what heroes do."
    Izuku, is that you? Was that a BNHA reference?

  • @WilliamDoheny
    @WilliamDoheny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Jack during “Meme Time”: “No catchphrases for you!”
    Jack during “Night of the Consumers”: “Speed is key!”