It’s nice how Whitney was worried and James listened and understood, it shows that there love for each other is actually real and not fake and they have actual love and care for each other.❤️
IM DYEING LOL. Cuz literally the ad it showed me was one about this documentary about humans as monkeys and the dude in the documentary just finished saying "what are humans like now" as I skipped and was immediately greeted by beaver shoving a ton of eggs down his gullet.😂😂
You only scan it once then hit multiply by 50 (or how ever many he bought) The eggs all have the same bar code. So no need to scan each egg separately.
This is why i love this content, it is so all over the place, the edits kill me, his laugh is contagious, and whitney throws chocolate eggs at him. Hell yes. AND dinosaurs?! the perfect concoction of full blown shenanigans
I love how he's so honest on how he's doing this for his social life lol this man is gonna bring back the flippin brachiousarus before the films can lol
"BeCuSe AmErIcAnS ApAreNtLy EaT SmAlL tHiNgS aNd cHoKe oN tHeM." Well James, that's there becuse the people who make those only expect small children to buy those. Not 30 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN BABYS. THERES A DIFFERENCE.
@Rian Gaughan all you had to say was “can you kind sir not say that, to me I find it really annoying and stop saying it” that would be a better approach.
Apparently, the sinoceratops and the apatosaurus are only available in the Jurassic world kinder JOY eggs. Not the kinder surprise eggs. Technically, James finished the collection for the kinder surprise eggs after he got the T-rex
On Today’s episode of pain and suffering we watch as the famous married man-child James Beavers eats far to many eats until egg 14 where his partner in crime gets worried and he taps out. After that the beaver opens all 36( or 37 idk) of the remaining eggs and doesn’t manage to find the last two pieces of treasure he was hoping to find. The elusive Sinoceratops and Apatosaurus.
I remember when I went to Spain they had these chocolates that came with a toy skeleton dinosaur encased in a solidified dust thing and also came with a brush so you could "excavate" the dinosaur. Those were cool.
I remember the 90s Nestle Magic Ball candy from when I was a kid that had a small toy in it I never choke on it. the Nestle Magic Ball was just like the Kinder surprise eggs. And yes the Nestle Magic Ball is the Nestle Wounder ball now just renamed.
Here on man Child in the wild, here we see the apex of the species, the james beavers as they are the only species of the man child faction to have the stamina and gut collect them all which includes eat enough chocolate to kill a elephant.
Beaver: says that Americans most likely don’t know what a kinder egg is Me: an Chinese kid who just go to the Chinese parts of New York City and sees entire boxes of those
They were unbanned some years back, but they now come different. Now the candy is either separate from the toy or the official Kinder eggs come in plastic shells with half holding the chocolate and the other half with the toy. unless some stores still have the classic versions, though those are likely going under the radar of regulations... Hope you are doing well btw...
The best part about watching this, is I am trying to collect them too - and The Brachiosaurus is the only one I am missing right now. So each time he opened one, I just lost it and had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard lmao
As an American myself, kinder eggs do exist here but there different, here the toy and chocolate are separated in 2 different halfs and the halfs both have plastic covers that you can peel off and the 2 halfs are like glued together or something. Look it up if you want a visal or somethin, but yeah! Decided to share this for all the non amaricans that thought they didn't exist here, they do but there different. Surprise surprise! 😁🦕🦖
Can confirm, we have terrible parents in America who can't read a label for age restrictions, and then sue the company making the items who put an age restriction on the label in the first place. But we do have Kinder Eggs here. Pretty good, too. Wish Lindt would make these sorts of things though. The Swiss really know how to make smooth and creamy chocolate...
You should've kept all the chocolate, melted it, made one giant egg and stored your Brachiosaurus herd inside of it. Then sell it on Ebay until someone buys it.
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James: opens another Brachiosaurus :me they do live in herds
They know what they're doing! After the Brachiosaurus scene is Fallen Kingdom.......
S T O N K S!
@Ruben Voorstok actually paleontologists or scientists found out they did not actually hunt in packs
My gentleman's comment here deserve my like. Here you go.
@@bonecrusherslayer8776 who the main comment orrr
@@thatoneanimated not you. Of course the main comment you silly ass wonder boy get the frick out of here.
However I will like your comment. 😩
Me:
James: "don't look at me!"
Me: this is what I'm here for!
Who is not hear for
Two words beaver... your mad.
I can't eat one kinder egg let alone 14
I can only eat 2-3 before I feel like I'm gonna throw up
You guys weak i actualy ate 8 eggs and i wanted more 2 years ago and i was10
Now I'm intrested to see who would last longer you or beaver
Beaver at the beginning of the video: “This’ll be easy”
Beaver at the end: Objective: Survive
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Yooooo
It's so fun to watch Beaver Die inside!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the halo reach reference
the impossible objective.
7:33 Cool picture of Blue... running through a snowy forest. We had Dominion info from Kinder without even knowing it.
Yeah lol
Beaver: *gets married*
Beaver 6 days later: KINDER EGGS YREEEEE!!!
😂
lol
lmao
LOL😂😂😂
Lo
Beaver single handedly repopulates the brachiousaurus after they go extinct in fallen kingdom
But Y no ankylosaurus.
@Puddles142 same
But at what cost
11!
They... they do move in herds
Beaver is sacrificing his health for our own entertainment.
What a True hero
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dude stop that man child or he will die
Chi papi chill 😂😂😂😂
😦😦😦😦😦😦☹
The use of the beaver fan film clip was immaculate 😂 8:50
Cashier: wow that’s a lot of chocolate is it for a party.
James: no I like dinosaurs
XD
True
Yea
James I also like dinosaur
Hi
“You married this no backing out now” 😆
Too funny :)))
Devorse
Please time stamp when he says that
@@maryray4960 15:11
@@Vortex-279 thanks
Mom: what are you watching
Me: a man child cry over kinder eggs
Beaver: MORE EGGS
focvs
EGG!!
Butiful
I love how he switches from logical to silly in a moment
I had several questions when I saw the community post about the chocolate. Now I have the answers, but at the same time, even more questions.
You mean QNA
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YoO
Beaver: Don't try this at home.
Me: GRANDMA'S HOUSE IT IS!
Just grandma's... what happend to grandpa...
This comment is just what I needed.
James: eats 14 kinder eggs.
Diarrhea: oh boy here I come.
Dude might end up like Markiplier. ( Mark did a pop tart review video and he ended up eating too many pop tarts and wound up in the hospital )
you know if you didnt put the . in the meme the meme would have been decent
Diabetes (too much blood sugar can lead to diabetes): allow me to introduce myself
My cousin has diabetes, still alive and kicking
@@clawyraptor9029 we can only hope that is not the outcome
Why megadesk?
10:32 “This is looking good” Gamingbeavers famous last words before disaster
*famous last words*
grown man child suffers eating kinder eggs and trying to get toy dinosaurs while his wife record him for what could be 5 hours
F L O R I D A
8:53
@@mistercuddlywomp15 *Britain
We
@@BIGDADDUI All right, local *British* man suffers eating Kinder Eggs while trying to get toy dinosaur! Is that better?
The fact that Whitney got worried over you eating too much sugar like a mother would with her child LOL
James practically is a child 😄
James is a man child so it checks out 👍
I like how all three comment state how much of a qualified man child beavers is
It's so fun to watch Beaver Die inside!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinder eggs are banned now
Store clerk: “that’s a lot of chocolate, who’s it for”?
James: “me.....”
That’s a lot of kinder egg
Lol
Well that’s an EGG in itself!
Memento Mori
Small eggs, big problem
It’s nice how Whitney was worried and James listened and understood, it shows that there love for each other is actually real and not fake and they have actual love and care for each other.❤️
IM DYEING LOL. Cuz literally the ad it showed me was one about this documentary about humans as monkeys and the dude in the documentary just finished saying "what are humans like now" as I skipped and was immediately greeted by beaver shoving a ton of eggs down his gullet.😂😂
If you look at the comment section.
This is good comment, must read.
Bruh
BEAUTIFUL
Omg lol
Awesome bro
I'm just imagining the cashier scanning dozens of kinder eggs while Beaver just smiles
That image shall forever be embedded in my mind, and I love it.
Haha curse you for making me imagining the scenario
You only scan it once then hit multiply by 50 (or how ever many he bought)
The eggs all have the same bar code. So no need to scan each egg separately.
70th like… what have I done!
@@Kinetik__ its all ingrained into our minds, but that's the consequences of watching this channel tho
what have we learned: never let james shop alone
EDIT:Thank you for so many likes , and your very best support:)
That's for sure
toooooo true
yes
11:21 beaver: *crying in anguish*
Beaver in the next shot: *laughing uncontrollably*
"YOU MARRIED THIS WHITNEY. YOU SAID YES. NO BACKING OUT NOW!"
My second favorite line of the episode.
What is the first?
@@Sidekick-hq3fq Favorite line was "Welcome to Man Child eats Kinder Eggs until he throws up!" And then the "Oh No" after it made me laugh so hard
Marriage in a shellnut
15:11 for the people how need it
Lol
“They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds.”
- Dr. Alan Grant
Cashier: “So how many Kinder Eggs are you buying?”
Beaver: “Yes”
Wrong it was yes×2
@@EikiTheAvali yes YESSSSSS
13:12 so many friggin brachiosaurus 🥹😅😂🤣🥲😆😄
They do move in herds
I dunno why James is laughing either, but it's contagious as Hell!
What the hell Is wrong with you? 😂
Your right I died in this video
Ikr why the hell is James’s laugh so damn contagious
This is why i love this content, it is so all over the place, the edits kill me, his laugh is contagious, and whitney throws chocolate eggs at him. Hell yes. AND dinosaurs?! the perfect concoction of full blown shenanigans
* James eats kinder eggs *
Brachiosaurus : And I took that personally
Well now he has a hard of them
Its more like 'WE took that personally' LOL
@@dionelmejia8093I do not care that your comment was 3 years ago it's a herd.
I love how he's so honest on how he's doing this for his social life lol this man is gonna bring back the flippin brachiousarus before the films can lol
James Really Said “Reject Grown Man-Child, Return To Man Child”
EgGs!
@@Deinobi *Struthiomimus* !
"Whitney did the unfortunate thing, of letting me shop by myself." - Beaver 4th July 2021
Lel
100% real
No july 3 bruh el leoe
L lol
"BeCuSe AmErIcAnS ApAreNtLy EaT SmAlL tHiNgS aNd cHoKe oN tHeM." Well James, that's there becuse the people who make those only expect small children to buy those. Not 30 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN BABYS. THERES A DIFFERENCE.
Well thought, well thought
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its so true and in america we have a differnt kind of kinder eggs and the tou and chocolate are separated
@@Thegamebeater yeah also in America they don't put them in those little cases it was always just the toy itself in the egg.
Americans
6:55 Beaver got hit with the laughing gas
“Eggs!”
Random Gallomimus Oviraptor thing in LBT
He actually calls himself a Struthiomimus
Oh I thought so but I don’t know if they ate eggs
@@zer0serpents106 struthiomimus are related gallimimus and other ornithomimids which are omnivourus in nature
So, Becky?
@@adjutantresolution614 Yes... the egg eating villain is a becky
“So, welcome to the man child eats kinders eggs until he throws up.”
“Oh no!”
That got me laughing
This title will earn home the video of the year, mabye better than the jrassic world movie perhaps?
What lol
“I can do it, I CAN DO IT” - beaver 2021
LOL
Proceeds to eat 12+ eggs
theres gonna be alot of oh nos after this video
Famous last words
James:ThIs iS wHat hApPeNs WhEn Whitney LeT’S mE ShOp bY mYselF!
Also him:Aw they broke the fence :(
8:25
I have been looking for this comment
Beaver suffering because of the Kinder Eggs
Kids with a sweet tooth: *Weak*
"This puts a smile on my face."
Your profile looks SUS
@Rian Gaughan pro why u so toxic man I don't mean to be mean either
@Rian Gaughan all you had to say was “can you kind sir not say that, to me I find it really annoying and stop saying it” that would be a better approach.
He’s officially gone crazy when he eats chocolate
Yeah I was goin to say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you see chocolate in a table then you wont handle it
Yeah, and I got jealous of the 50 Jurassic World kinder eggs
I haven't eaten one in years
6:32 “I’ve made a mistake with this video”
HAD ME ON THE FLOOR😂
I laughed so hard watching this video
That room is going to smell like kinder eggs for days. It’s going to haunt James.
tbf tho, he's probably going to be over it
Oh dear
"I'd rather run a marathon than eat all of this!"
If you eat all of that, you're going to *NEED* to run a marathon! Turn into Big Chungus, you are!
13:13 makes me laugh every time. Thanks for the things that you do James. Pls bring back bralasar tournament
here are some nice egg eating moments, i call this group of clips "beaver goes insane"
6:18
9:17
9:44
10:49
11:21
13:04
13:45
14:26
14:45
15:08
16:40
17:04
18:08
Apparently, the sinoceratops and the apatosaurus are only available in the Jurassic world kinder JOY eggs. Not the kinder surprise eggs. Technically, James finished the collection for the kinder surprise eggs after he got the T-rex
yes they like to do it. some regions may get variations or they are missing some of them. so yes, 8 is the correct collection for those.
Why is THIS the most entertaining thing ive ever seen... WHY?!
Yeah, you'd think hunting Spider-Man would be more impressive
@@librarianseth5572 I KNOW RIGHT?! I told Otto the exact sane thing.
On Today’s episode of pain and suffering we watch as the famous married man-child James Beavers eats far to many eats until egg 14 where his partner in crime gets worried and he taps out. After that the beaver opens all 36( or 37 idk) of the remaining eggs and doesn’t manage to find the last two pieces of treasure he was hoping to find. The elusive Sinoceratops and Apatosaurus.
there was 50 eggs
Oh my 50 eggs?!
He could've have just break open the eggs, separate the toys to open them later and melt the chocolate eggs to make brownies or something
@@subadhrashridhar3784 He said he buy 50 EGGS
;-;
5:47 the best sentence ever
James: eats every single kinder egg with excitement
Whitney: *stares in disappointment*
When mum tells you not to fill up on chocolate before dinner
I remember when I went to Spain they had these chocolates that came with a toy skeleton dinosaur encased in a solidified dust thing and also came with a brush so you could "excavate" the dinosaur. Those were cool.
We hv them in mexico too, all my childhood i was a paleontologist XD
And in America
9:19 “ ohh yeh I got something different” had me on the floor
Beaver, “Man Child eats kinder eggs.” That was funny, but then the “Oh No” I almost died. We’ll play James.😏
The best part was the disclaimer, he is a fully qualified man child.
@@TheAlphatitan Yes he is!
I remember the 90s Nestle Magic Ball candy from when I was a kid that had a small toy in it I never choke on it. the Nestle Magic Ball was just like the Kinder surprise eggs. And yes the Nestle Magic Ball is the Nestle Wounder ball now just renamed.
Beaver: do not try this at home
Me half way to the shops already
oh god
8:31: literally my 6 year old dream
Alan Grant: They’re moving in herds.
**Cut to Beaver in a chocolate coma**
Alan Grant: They do move in herds.
Beaver:spending 60 pound on 20 year old candy
Whitney:…….why?
I liked the “Full moon, half moon, total eclipse” reference James.
U callin me?
E
Haha
Lol!! The sippy cup!! Beaver being the adorable man child he is 😂
14:26
James: That's Beautiful.
Me: No, that's diabetes.
When the truck picks up the trash, they will have a different surprise.
Many kinder egg shells. And pain.
well... this video ruined chocolate for me, so that's good I guess
Also, Beaver on a sugar high is too powerful for this world.
"The brachiocurse the curse of brachiosaurus" is what happened to poor James 🤣
Here on man Child in the wild, here we see the apex of the species, the james beavers as they are the only species of the man child faction to have the stamina and gut collect them all which includes eat enough chocolate to kill a elephant.
Wow i finnally found my childhood i cant believe this, i watch u went im 6
I cant believe ur channel still here..
17:09 forgot to bleep that one out ive never heard james cuss but its funny as hell
What you talking about? He said motherfuwocher
Beaver when he doesn’t have his daily toast: HelLO GUys TOdaY iM EAAtiNg kINdeR EgGs UnTill I tHroW Up!
The struggle at first of James trying to talk and then laughing as he pulls out the toy is the greatest.
I've never seen someone regret their life choices as much as James did in this video.
What?
Now that he’s married he can ruin his figure xD
yea beaver you dont want that do ya beaver
That “OH NO!” Will never be forgotten. (8:52)
Doctor: looks like you got diabetes in a day! How did this happen!
James: for the toys….
Type 2
Cashier: So what are you going to do with all of these sir?
James: Yes
James eats chocolate and says it’s pain
Every kids dream
I couldn't relate more to this.
Wish I could have done this with him, he could have given me some of the chocolate, I get food and he doesn’t kill his tastebuds. It’s a win win
Wasn't expecting this but what else can you expect from beavs a great vid! And eggs!
Oviraptor: i eat eggs for a living
Beaver: Hold … my .. (burp) … Kinder…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
they don't actually eat eggs
inaccuracy aside, this is funny
Kinder after James bought all those kinder eggs:
STONKS
8:27 This is what happens when whitney let me shop be me self
funniest part of the video
Beaver running across the whole room in the first 20 seconds
Disclaimer: You may get visual diabetes
Beaver: says that Americans most likely don’t know what a kinder egg is
Me: an Chinese kid who just go to the Chinese parts of New York City and sees entire boxes of those
They were unbanned some years back, but they now come different. Now the candy is either separate from the toy or the official Kinder eggs come in plastic shells with half holding the chocolate and the other half with the toy. unless some stores still have the classic versions, though those are likely going under the radar of regulations...
Hope you are doing well btw...
You’re probably seeing the American version called kinder joy with the toy in one half and a new weird candy thing in the other half
@@thejail_berd8731 yeah
@@thejail_berd8731 no no it’s the chocolate wheeled ones with the plastic capsules
@@Eadragonixius yh that's what he's talking about
He has ascended to true man child hood
I can tell beavers in pain when he was eating eggs , I now know why he stopped
I was worried that the man child would be gone but this video shows it's still very much there
13:12 Brachiosaurus number 4 made my laugh so hard
We do have Kinder eggs in America! They sell them in Gas stations and convenient stores! Also Walmart
Those are just plastic eggs covered in chocolate.
This video quite literally had me in tears. Seriously, at some parts I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering lmfao
Alternative title: Man Child Any Percent Speedrun to Dad Body
The best part about watching this, is I am trying to collect them too - and The Brachiosaurus is the only one I am missing right now.
So each time he opened one, I just lost it and had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard lmao
Let's just appreciate the pain james goes through to give us the content we want
Thanks James
As an American myself, kinder eggs do exist here but there different, here the toy and chocolate are separated in 2 different halfs and the halfs both have plastic covers that you can peel off and the 2 halfs are like glued together or something. Look it up if you want a visal or somethin, but yeah! Decided to share this for all the non amaricans that thought they didn't exist here, they do but there different. Surprise surprise! 😁🦕🦖
Beavers: sips out of baby cup
Also him: still a man child
Can confirm, we have terrible parents in America who can't read a label for age restrictions, and then sue the company making the items who put an age restriction on the label in the first place.
But we do have Kinder Eggs here. Pretty good, too. Wish Lindt would make these sorts of things though. The Swiss really know how to make smooth and creamy chocolate...
Me too, but I think Lindt is too classy to ever do that.
James: clocks out at 14 eggs
Americans who eat the egg with the toy still inside: amateur
lol
You should've kept all the chocolate, melted it, made one giant egg and stored your Brachiosaurus herd inside of it. Then sell it on Ebay until someone buys it.