Will you shut up about top dog already? segura has moved on, yet bunch of strangers still can't get over that... old people die, stop making a fuss about it
At least she might be able to press a porsche or yacht out of Tom. She seems like someone who makes lemonade out of lemons. Unfortunately, this will happen to most of us and the alternative is much much worse. At least he had a pretty long life and was able to kill the enemy.
Doesn't she realize that's what top dog would've wanted? Right after he dp'd adriana with Tom, he wouldn't have loved anything more than to watch christine eat his scrum...
First things first, RIP to Top Dog and thank you for bringing entertainment to millions and making us wish our dads were that excited to answer our calls
Can’t get you and Charo out of my mind along with, obviously, the LEGEND that is Top Dog. He’ll be up in heaven feathering it with no Asian food in sight. 😇
"Hey Buddy" brought so much joy to the whole fanbase. RIP Top DOG. MY condolences T-bunz and Mommy Tina. Hes def chillen in heaven with a blond with big naturals.
May 5th of 2021 I, along with hundreds of mommies at YMH Live 5 saw and heard Christina ask the audience "if we think she should eat the scrum, she would". The crowd bursted in a roar of "eat the scrum"....here we are January 11th, still no scrum lick. She needs to be held accountable!
1:17:44 Mommy explains this so smoothly and eloquently, I love it... If you don't open your mind to new things and ideas, you'll always be stuck in the darkness 🌞
Gotta get er going bud... more than sorry for your loss, hearing him say hey buddy was just pure happiness. Thank you for everything, I can't begin to imagine.
Much love Tom. Been listening to you and watching stand up of yours for years. We all know your love for your father and the humorous interpretations of his stories over the years. We love you brotha. Rip top dog.
Tom could start talking about having some major surgery and Bert would find a way to also break something and steal the show. Not like that would ever happen...
RIP to Top Dog, showed my dad the call with him talking about how "its just a little bit of shit" on the sheets in bed. My dad is now a full on Mommy. You will be missed Top Dog!
Nothing but absolute love for Tom, Christina and obviously Charo. Completely honored to have been able to experience the Legend that is Top Dog. Tom, thank you for sharing such an amazing father-son relationship with us. You guys are an inspiration to fathers everywhere.
Having Christina death scream "Happy Birthday" on my actually birthday is the best present i could ever ask for. Im going to go pinch and roll my itchy scrotes now.
Coming from a young man who grew up without his pops around, I think I speak for most YMH listeners in saying Too Dawg was all our surrogate father. Blessings and condolences to Charo, Tom and the whole family.
Tom and Christina learning how to sing my favorite type of music made my day :) Check out the band Jinjer if you want to see the best metal female vocalist.
Top dog would answer the phone exactly how my dad would answer it until he passed in 2015. Hearing top dog get so excited to talk to Tom every time he called almost brought a tear to my eye every time I would hear it. Really hope charo and Tom and everyone is grieving with this in a well manner. Keep featherin it guys and remember “there is nothing better than killing the enemy”❤️
Forever sending my condolences through the fence! May top dog's soul forever rest above an atlanta water park... ya know... so he can watch all those people have fun
*Time Stamps For All Topics and Clips* 1:36 Show Starts 5:07 *Opening Clip: Cool girl's vagene itches* 16:48 Benevolent Tom donates clothes to peasants, mommies talk clothing hoarding 28:28 Pazsitzki Effect: Dog Shows 33:05 *Clip: Cool girl talks about the spiritual power of the anus* 39:20 Mommies talk about dealing with drunk people during sets 44:00 Mommies talk about buff dudes 51:52 Christina lets Uber driver's pick their favorite music. For better or for worse. 54:22 *Clip: Death metal vocalist TikTok revisited, given an instrumental track.* 56:54 Christina tries metal vocal tutorial Props to Christina! 1:03:33 Muslim women love Christina P! 1:06:19 The current state of civil rights 1:12:16 Top Dog does not read 1:22:30 Why were ancient Greeks such chomos? 1:27:00 *Clip: The British Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop* 1:30:05 *Clip: The real Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop* *Outro Song:* _Touch My Camera - Bob Dolemite_ 1:35:28 Ta ta there mommies.
I will always remember Top Dog’s famous catchphrase, “Wocka Doo Doo Doo!!” i think a lot of people admire the relationship he and tim had, it’s a beautiful thing 🌸
Omg, just reading about Top Dog. Deepest, most sincere condolences to you and your family Tom. You're super loved and we're all here for you. Love you Jean's much.
Thanks so much for sharing your Pops with us Tim. On top of serving his country, his family, and his communnity. Top Dog served us all with countless laughs. Rest in Proto.
If your interested in a more detailed metal vocal breakdown, check out Melissa Cross Zen of Screaming. She taught the greats including Randy Blythe of Lamb of God.
RIP to top dog, he was the best and so friggin' funny. He's gonna be missed by all and his clips with Charro. Peace and prayers to all of your family. He seemed like the best dad, keep em' high and tight. Truly sorry for the loss, Head Mommies. 🙏
Thinking of every “Hey buddy!” I ever heard from Top Dog and how it always sounded so genuine and just that he was happy to hear from you. So sorry for your loss, rest in proto Top Dog.
In honor of top dog. Later this year once family has healed a bit I would kill just like garth to see a best of top dog throughout the years on the pod!
So glad to be apart of the no-ad elite. No longer will I be a poor peasant scrum denier and wait until a Wednesday for a YMH drop. SO GOOD, MOMMY HAD TO WATCH TWICE.
Condolences to mama charo and the seguras for the loss of top dog. I have been listening for a few years and hearing top dog and tom's banter show how great of a relationship they had.
As a metal fan, I ASSURE you that there are many singers within the genre who can't scream half as good as Tina did in this episode....we need a Tina EP!
I feel bad for Tim. If Tina would put as much effort towards eating scrum as she does her death metal voice, the problem would be solved. And then we could move on to achieving world peace.
You could make metal music out a lot of fedsmoker's quotes, just like As I Lay Dying do with their side project Austrian Death Machine. All Arnie quotes turned Death Metal songs.
Top Dog was a dad to us all. "Hey buddy" will always bring a smile to our faces.
When did he die?
What ??? :( Oh no . I'm sorry sending love and good vibes always
@@4Methylendioxy just before the new year I think.
So sad to hear this news
Will you shut up about top dog already? segura has moved on, yet bunch of strangers still can't get over that... old people die, stop making a fuss about it
Touch my condolences through the fence, so sorry about top dog guys he’ll be missed by all mommies💔
i like your profile photo thing. cool stuff.
@@emclovin6962 thank you so much, you’re a definite cool guy👖👖👖
Ta ta there Top Dog
Oh man ruthless
@@Dabro1010
Bro....
I hope Charo is doing alright, best wishes to you and yours, Tom.
At least she might be able to press a porsche or yacht out of Tom. She seems like someone who makes lemonade out of lemons. Unfortunately, this will happen to most of us and the alternative is much much worse. At least he had a pretty long life and was able to kill the enemy.
She's gonna drink herself into oblivion
@Stan Marsh online cuz these episodes are backlogged so you won't hear it mentioned for a few weeks most likely
@Stan Marsh I found out on reddit but I have no idea where they found out.
@@itzterra9510 someone saw the obituary. His name was Thomas Segura so I’m sure it stood out. There’s been several online articles as well.
Wipe my tears through the fence. That father son dynamic was pure. I'm sure many wish they had that with there own dad. Rip
Top Dog's watching black people have fun in heaven. Because of him, "Hey Buddy" is how I always greet my daughter. Much love.
I hope you say it with your best Top Dog voice
literally on a carnival cruise in heaven
This made me feel better
I feel sorry for Tom.. dealing with losing Topdog and Tina won't even eat his scrum.
Real low and loose
And his best friend is Burp. Tom man is truly suffering
Doesn't she realize that's what top dog would've wanted? Right after he dp'd adriana with Tom, he wouldn't have loved anything more than to watch christine eat his scrum...
Oh, it might have happened already. All these episodes are backlogged since before the 29th.
@@jerfy2001 wait what the fuck did I miss in top.dog lorr
@@brittoncoursey3594 Unfortunately TD passed away, We all found it through an article that was posted to reddit
First things first, RIP to Top Dog and thank you for bringing entertainment to millions and making us wish our dads were that excited to answer our calls
came here to say this. Thanks for your service, Top Dog. You will definitely be missed.
Top dog died? How?
@@reflection8578 his parachute didn’t open while skydiving. Really tragic.
@@reflection8578 he went on one of those safaris with the open top Jeeps…got a little too close to a water buffalo, so sad.
@@reflection8578 cancer from agent orange during his service in Vietnam
“Hey buddy “-Top Dog, Condolences through the fence mommies
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Can’t get you and Charo out of my mind along with, obviously, the LEGEND that is Top Dog. He’ll be up in heaven feathering it with no Asian food in sight. 😇
"Hey Buddy" brought so much joy to the whole fanbase. RIP Top DOG. MY condolences T-bunz and Mommy Tina. Hes def chillen in heaven with a blond with big naturals.
With big naturals lol RIP big guy
"There's no better feeling than killing the enemy" - Top dog rest in peace you will be missed dearly 🙏❤
then he tells you about his airport shit for the 10th time. Legend.
Have they mentioned it anywhere? I still haven't seen anything.
better than sex .
@@EXRICHEX so mommies haven't addressed it yet but i seen multiple news articles saying he passed Dec 29th 😔😔😔
@@kyledauzat2370 damn :(
I think that "heeeeey buddy" should be incorporated as part of the intro of the show!
TOP COMMENT FOR TOP DOG! HEEEEEY BUDDY NEEDS TO BE ADDED TO INTRO! ❤
AAaaaaaaaaaaaa 100%.%%%%%
@@prissymissyb we wanna see it. we wanna laugh!
Hopefully it'll happen before may!
@@K9_50Cal you better believe it!
May 5th of 2021 I, along with hundreds of mommies at YMH Live 5 saw and heard Christina ask the audience "if we think she should eat the scrum, she would". The crowd bursted in a roar of "eat the scrum"....here we are January 11th, still no scrum lick. She needs to be held accountable!
Why is thus not being blown up more so they have to see it. HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE
#NoJusticeNoPeace
#silenceisviolence
I bore witness that day as well, she lied to us
She can’t keep getting away with this!
“Theres no better feeling than killing the enemy “ REST EASY POPS 💙💙😭😭😭😭😭
1:17:44 Mommy explains this so smoothly and eloquently, I love it... If you don't open your mind to new things and ideas, you'll always be stuck in the darkness 🌞
“ I don’t know any other way to say it buddy, I love watching black people have fun”. -- Top Dog
Well said Patrick
Thank you mommies for sharing Top Dog with us ❤❤❤ he will be missed!!
“Good boys get treats” and that slight nod of disapproval from Enny 😂
Christina needs to front a metal band ASAP now, call it The Pazsitsky Effect.
girl : "i've been itchy since i was born"
christine : "she doesn't use soap and she has multiple STI's"
I like Tom's supportive nod as Christine was deathmetal screaming. Just a really supportive husband.
He would never hurt her.
@@DanielDanger420 That's right. She fell down those stairs...unprompted.
Will always go back and listen to the Top Dog calls when I'm feeling down. That man was just effortlessly funny.
Glad to know it works for someone else! RIP Top Dog!
A true Legend 🙏
Same
Uhkay?
Gotta get er going bud...
more than sorry for your loss, hearing him say hey buddy was just pure happiness. Thank you for everything, I can't begin to imagine.
I agree ! So much love !
Well said mommy, keep featherin it👖
@@joshisajedi2461 sorryest
This new segment where Christina learns to sing death metal is my new fav
Yeah I dig it
Same bruh didn't no how bad I needed that 😅
The death metal vocals bit is my lane. Thank you for this.
30:00 Not gunna lie, when Christina said poodles are so gay that may be the loudest shes ever made me laugh over the years.
If you wanna see Tina's funniest moment on the Pomcast watch the last 10 minutes or so of YMH #333
I remember the 90’s when gay was a punchline! It wasnt that funny then either
@@Ottophil ok mom
@@Ottophil I was around then too.. it was very funny.. You aren't! Have a great day.
@@N0ahface thank you so much that was amazing 😄😄
Tina “realizing” that a dog show is a beauty pageant for dogs is such a Bert thing to say
Tom I’m a poor piece of shit dad. That’s hates his job and regrets 90% of his life decisions that would gladly take some clothes.
I’m just not fat…?
Just wait till she realizes STDS and STIS are different things
That made me roll my eyes when she said that…😂
Makes sense, her and bert are the same person
Perzinsky effect…
Not a Bert thing
I find revolting at this point that Christine hasn't turned to a Tina & been nose deep in Timmy's scrum. Absolutely absurd.
Agreed my friend
Grounds for divorce
She needs to eat the leather cheerio.
I’m not one to encourage kids being raised in a broken home, but I’ll make an exception. This broad needs to go.
She doesn’t like her life?!
"I've groomed it, I've trained it, it can do tricks..."
How is that NOT a beauty pageant?
Much love Tom. Been listening to you and watching stand up of yours for years. We all know your love for your father and the humorous interpretations of his stories over the years. We love you brotha. Rip top dog.
I came here looking for Tom’s best cigar story that we never got from 2B1C
he’s still thinking about it
I was on the edge of my god damn seat
Why is Bunt so annoying
Tom could start talking about having some major surgery and Bert would find a way to also break something and steal the show. Not like that would ever happen...
Anyone ever try a Leira? 3.5 hour long smoke from a Cannigar.
....cannabis cigars are amazing.
RIP to Top Dog, showed my dad the call with him talking about how "its just a little bit of shit" on the sheets in bed. My dad is now a full on Mommy. You will be missed Top Dog!
That’s one of my favorite calls ever…😂 R.I.P. Top Dog🙏❤️
I lost my father last night and just that one little stupid drop at 3:45 made me smile a little. Thank you for that and know you're not alone Tom
My condolences
Sending love, man.
I’m sorry to hear that man.
Sorry for your loss stranger
Mommy love sending your way, high and tight.
Nothing but absolute love for Tom, Christina and obviously Charo. Completely honored to have been able to experience the Legend that is Top Dog. Tom, thank you for sharing such an amazing father-son relationship with us. You guys are an inspiration to fathers everywhere.
Having Christina death scream "Happy Birthday" on my actually birthday is the best present i could ever ask for. Im going to go pinch and roll my itchy scrotes now.
Pinch and roll my camera thru the fence you screamo
Coming from a young man who grew up without his pops around, I think I speak for most YMH listeners in saying Too Dawg was all our surrogate father. Blessings and condolences to Charo, Tom and the whole family.
It's time Christine earns her scrum champ badge.
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Quality comment section.
Rip top dog
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Tina needs to munch scrum
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@@TheKaleb1993 YES
@@beezowdoodoozoppitybopbopb9488 agreed!
There's no reason why Christina can't eat Tom's scrum on the next live show...
I dont see what the big deal is. I would eat toms scrum
@@kevinkinman5819 do it
She can show us those sloppers, too! Why not kill two birds with one stone?
I'll bring the plastic wrap
It's only smells
Tom and Christina learning how to sing my favorite type of music made my day :) Check out the band Jinjer if you want to see the best metal female vocalist.
The mental enlightenment, that I get from these conversations. Is amazing.
Them metal screams are sounding amazing, can't wait for the music to be added to her rendition of winter wonderland
Top dog would answer the phone exactly how my dad would answer it until he passed in 2015. Hearing top dog get so excited to talk to Tom every time he called almost brought a tear to my eye every time I would hear it. Really hope charo and Tom and everyone is grieving with this in a well manner. Keep featherin it guys and remember “there is nothing better than killing the enemy”❤️
Sorry for your loss bud
@@kaatheconstrictor thank you I appreciate that❤️
❤❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏 sending condolences through the fence to you glad the show reminds you of your dad keep your jeans on high sending love your way
@@Ari2_cute I appreciate that thank you so much❤️❤️ this fanbase is the best
Lost both my dads and grandma to start the year. RIP Top Dog, Danny Tanner and Grandma Rose
Sorry man
Tina should scream “touch my camera though the fence”
agree
her coughing in time was so heavvvvy lolol
Im actually impressed how well Tina can scream. Piss on me, beat me.
Seriously. I hope a band hits her up for a guest spot haha. She’s pretty good!
@@TomAKAVeto Tina and the TikToks (featuring Captain Marcel)
Timestamp?
@@giantturd5157 around the 50 minute mark
Until she said it was similar to Green Day in the 90s... Wtf is she talking about lol
Wow! Mommy really has the darkness in her. Very natural. This is great.
Forever sending my condolences through the fence! May top dog's soul forever rest above an atlanta water park... ya know... so he can watch all those people have fun
There’s literally thousands of us going “uuuuugggggghhhhhhhh” at the same time 😂😂
Because of the legend Top Dog, I will greet my future son with "hey buddy" every time I see him. RIP legend
I always say “HEY BUDDY” in Top Dogs voice whenever I am bored or just wanna make myself laugh 😂 RIP TOP DOG
LMFAO
“Good girls get treats” is what i tell my dogs 😂
Is no one going to talk about how Tim looks like he's about to search for ghosts with the TAPS team...
*Time Stamps For All Topics and Clips*
1:36 Show Starts
5:07 *Opening Clip: Cool girl's vagene itches*
16:48 Benevolent Tom donates clothes to peasants, mommies talk clothing hoarding
28:28 Pazsitzki Effect: Dog Shows
33:05 *Clip: Cool girl talks about the spiritual power of the anus*
39:20 Mommies talk about dealing with drunk people during sets
44:00 Mommies talk about buff dudes
51:52 Christina lets Uber driver's pick their favorite music. For better or for worse.
54:22 *Clip: Death metal vocalist TikTok revisited, given an instrumental track.*
56:54 Christina tries metal vocal tutorial
Props to Christina!
1:03:33 Muslim women love Christina P!
1:06:19 The current state of civil rights
1:12:16 Top Dog does not read
1:22:30 Why were ancient Greeks such chomos?
1:27:00 *Clip: The British Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop*
1:30:05 *Clip: The real Fedsmoker harasses a friendly cop*
*Outro Song:*
_Touch My Camera - Bob Dolemite_
1:35:28
Ta ta there mommies.
christine is legitimately good at metal core screaming hahahahaha amazing!!!
we just know a song is comming
I went to college with the girl in the opening clip, Chelsea!!! She’s a comedian, her tik toks and videos before tik tok are hilarious
I wasn’t sure if they knew she was a comedian and were doing a bit also or if they really thought it was real
I bought it lol, she really committed to the bit. If she does have an itching problem though, I suggest she try unscented African black bar soap.
Tiktok is absolutely AIDS.
I thought it was so obvious that it was a bit and I’m surprised two comedians didn’t pick up on it.
I will always remember Top Dog’s famous catchphrase, “Wocka Doo Doo Doo!!” i think a lot of people admire the relationship he and tim had, it’s a beautiful thing 🌸
I can only imagine the tens of thousands of people doing this screaming technique all together
Omg, just reading about Top Dog. Deepest, most sincere condolences to you and your family Tom. You're super loved and we're all here for you. Love you Jean's much.
Christina learning to scream is the most I've laughed at a podcast in a looong time lol
Hearing Tom say he has to pinch his nuts to scratch them made me realize I'm not alone
Same
The pinch n roll is just male instinct
Pinch and roll is a long running ymh talking point.
Every man in the world does it
@@Sam_guitar1999 thank you for the support
Top Dog's "hey buddy" is on the same iconic level as Ronny Coleman's "yeah buddy" :)
Rest In Proto
"Dumb broad" is also on par with "light weight baby"
For real, Christina’s vocals are very impressive lol
Nice to see Christina’s charitable side
Thanks so much for sharing your Pops with us Tim. On top of serving his country, his family, and his communnity. Top Dog served us all with countless laughs. Rest in Proto.
59:33 my tampon flew out i laughed so hard
I loved the death metal segment lmao, Christina got pretty good there on the happy birthday bit!
I thought so too. With some practice she could do it
a fellow man of culture, i see 👖
Top Dog will be dearly missed, mommies. Thank you Jeans for sharing him with us, I know he’s sharing solid blonde jokes in heaven.
Tom is the best. Giving his workers candy, stand up guy. Most positive human being on social media.
58:30 - the moment Tom and Christine start doing impressions of old Korean men.
Love you mommies - going to do a Top Dog binge after this ep. Very grateful for him and for you guys. 💜👖💜👖💜👖
You’re definitely keeping them high and tight, we’ll all miss top dog
The death metal tutorial was so educational, love it lol. Also "Hey Buddy" to u all
The guys guitar mesh was top notch 🤣 I lost it. We need his @ to follow🔥👏🏽
If your interested in a more detailed metal vocal breakdown, check out Melissa Cross Zen of Screaming. She taught the greats including Randy Blythe of Lamb of God.
R.I.P. Top Dog, you will be missed. Thanks for sharing him with us mommies!
The heavy metal segment was gold! Thank you Issac!
Watching Christine scream had me laughing so hard, I actually pissed myself. Bravo Mami 👏🏼
RIP to top dog, he was the best and so friggin' funny. He's gonna be missed by all and his clips with Charro. Peace and prayers to all of your family. He seemed like the best dad, keep em' high and tight. Truly sorry for the loss, Head Mommies. 🙏
Tom and Christina doing metal vocals just made my day. Love Entheos
Christina’s screaming is so great 😂😂😂😂
Thinking of every “Hey buddy!” I ever heard from Top Dog and how it always sounded so genuine and just that he was happy to hear from you. So sorry for your loss, rest in proto Top Dog.
Tina doing the Beavis thing made me spit out my tea and almost wreck on my way to work 😆😂
I wanted Christine to scream “touch my camera through the fence” so badly
Woke up from a birthday binge for this episode. Thank you and love Top Dog forever
Happy birthday jeans!!! 🎈🥳❤️
@@birdette79 thank you jeans. Stay safe
A special message, just for you 🎈: 1:01:16
Omg never been so anxious for an episode of anything to come out 😫❤👖 so sorry jeans family, Top Dog was the absolute best 😭❤
I love the chat you two have , Maybe I would still be with my daughters Mammy if we talked like you guys 😁 Greetings from Ireland ☘
That metal vocal segment was gold haha
In honor of top dog. Later this year once family has healed a bit I would kill just like garth to see a best of top dog throughout the years on the pod!
The screaming section got rid of my covid! thanks mommies!
That “Hey Buddy” was all we needed to hear to get through a tough day, RIP Top Dog.
This podcast is made so much better with Nedavs laugh in the back.
Very first YMH episode I really listened to was the episode of Top Dog laughing at blonde jokes. GOLD. Thank you for the laughs Top Dog, RIP
So glad to be apart of the no-ad elite. No longer will I be a poor peasant scrum denier and wait until a Wednesday for a YMH drop. SO GOOD, MOMMY HAD TO WATCH TWICE.
i just click to when the Ads are over. Takes 2 seconds.
And you are not an Elite. You are just another Scrum eating Girl
I was but it blocks you from listening with phone locked.
Sorry, @@yannikakapralli I can't translate what you wrote, I don't speak poor 😔
@@prissymissyb incredible
@@prissymissyb seriously though. What are you doing out of the kitchen not eating some Kool guys scrum
The mommy’s Love ya TopDog🦮! Hope Charo and the YMH family is getting through this hard time
Thank you for sharing top dog with us mommies. He was one of the greats. Hang in there.
Condolences to mama charo and the seguras for the loss of top dog. I have been listening for a few years and hearing top dog and tom's banter show how great of a relationship they had.
As a metal fan, I ASSURE you that there are many singers within the genre who can't scream half as good as Tina did in this episode....we need a Tina EP!
Cookie Monster himself couldn't have kept up with Christina!! Very impressive!!
Tina: I don't know anything about scrum
Also Tina: Your scrum is dirty and steamy and covered in bacteria, etc.
I feel bad for Tim. If Tina would put as much effort towards eating scrum as she does her death metal voice, the problem would be solved. And then we could move on to achieving world peace.
Imaging all the mommies trying to scream death metal in the car on their way to work this morning makes me turn into a telescope
Touch my telescope through the windshield beb
😁🤣
All the best to you and the Segura family on their loss of the beloved Top Dog. He will never be forgotten by the Mommies!
"touch my camera through the fence" would be a solid death metal song name..
FedSmokR is a perfect heavy metal band name.
You could make metal music out a lot of fedsmoker's quotes, just like As I Lay Dying do with their side project Austrian Death Machine. All Arnie quotes turned Death Metal songs.
Top Dog will always be my favorite “guest” on YMH. Tom talking as Top Dog always makes me laugh. All of you are in my thoughts and prayers