My faves 1: “skibibip bop, this is super uncomfortable” 2: “art arf arf arf arf fly fly fly fly dog” 3: (bad guitar) “AAAAAAAAAAA” 4: “Awwww were driving in a car”
my head constantly: *aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee*
lyrics for future reference: "ahhh skibadaskapkapbooparapanjazz jazzity jazz juice old jazz jizz jang jingle jAZZZ" "ah skibaskapskoop this is super uncomfortable" "and so unto the briefcase goes the crown - didn't sing it with me" (dont know the language) "melopfmon myeskieliashonmosieur ponye onye soro kkAAZUU" "sweebap sweebap bapam mm mab mab mab mab bab bab bab "terry is gomez im cousin it you are wednesday - lets do this!" "STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER!" "rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz rosa diaz rosa diaz diaz rosa rosa diaz diaz - you are so cool!" "come with me, amy, to the dumpster! me and amy going diving in the dumpster" "the pontiac bandit and jake are cops with the wise-cracking captain all over the rock, dont have intentions wherever they go! the talking dog flies in outerspace! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly dog! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly dog! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly" "being wrong never felt so right with the adams family staying up all night!" "jake the hero! abs of steel! shalalala~!" "skibadabapbapbazz skibadadihfeaf daw!" "2, 3, 4 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "well they stole their own books, its plain to see but who's on the case? the adams family!" "ain't no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is a total surprise to everyoneee!" "come on party tonight! wwaaaawwww!" "rewind erfniferfninfer and!" "cream in my coffee and rock and roll" "awwwwww beat down boulevard is the toughest street in town and if you step to a gangster crew, you're bound to get beat down! a ha ha ha ha" "doug judy and peralta and captain on a case, jokes on you they was always friends! now ima get my immunity! the ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct" "AWWWWWWWW! we're d-d-driving in a car! destination: drug dealer's bar! pass the mic right over to CHARLES!" "my hunch, my hunch, my lovely case-y hunch (come on jake sing it with me - nah that's not gonna happen, i will literally never) WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT HUNCH?! ALL THAT HUNCH INSIDE YOUR BRAIN! WE'RE GONNA SOLVE SOLVE SOLVE THIS CASE - SOLVE THIS CASE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!" "tsa t t tsa tt dipity doo supa supa supa supa supa supa" "jazz ;)" edit: theres a lot of mistakes, english isnt my first language
The one with the language you didn't know is in estonian and they say: meil on fun, me teeme asju mis on ponev/põnev :) in translation: we are having fun, we are doing stuff that is interesting
Somurai I misspelled precinct as a joke, to make fun of people who needlessly correct every grammatical error. Go to r/woosh if you still don’t understand.
Yes! But I think part of Jake's personality is the result of an absent father and Michael Scott would be a very loving father. Although he would probably be a bit of an annoying (cheesy) parent; which would result in Jake not wanting to spend a lot of time with Michael, resulting in a bad parental relationship ... So yes, Jake would be Michael Scott's son. What a good world!
It actually is, they did a couple of takes with the script and a couple without where andy or whoever could add funny lines and whatever got the most laughs was used in the final take
this video has ruined my life bc i'll start humming to myself at work and my coworker is like "what are u singing?" and i have to say it's something i heard on the radio bc the other option is explaining that i'm singing "come with me, amy to the dumpster... me and amy going diving in the dumpster"
I sometimes randomly sing parts of Andy Samberg’s opening in the 67th emmys, and I have to pretend its an actual meaningful song, and not just Andy Samberg playing around.
Charles: 🎵 My hunch, my hunch, my lovely case-y hunch 🎵 C'mon Jake sing with me Jake: That's never gonna happen I'm literally never gonna--🎵 Whatcha gonna do with all that hunch?? 🎵 This is literally my best friend and I 😂😂😂
this is my brain during tests
Emily O'Rourke lol same
Phat mood
This is my brain the whole time
1:30 SPECIFICALLY is my brain during exams.
same
same bro
My faves
1: “skibibip bop, this is super uncomfortable”
2: “art arf arf arf arf fly fly fly fly dog”
3: (bad guitar) “AAAAAAAAAAA”
4: “Awwww were driving in a car”
tHe tAlKiNg dOg fLiEs iN oUtEr sPaCe
Agreed 😂 also “ Rosa Rosa Rosa Rosa Diaz Diaz Diaz Diaz Rosa Diaz Rosa Diaz Diaz rosa Diaz rosa you are so ✨cool✨
@@kaidouhottopicgiftcard ahahahha that is literally golddd
“The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct”
@@rockobama3718 stare into the maggot drawer
No wonder he was so hyped to sing backstreet boys
Nice profile photo!! :)
@@a.vandenhoek4636
Thank you :D
@@Echos.Art.Corner You're welcome! ^^
ayyyy i see a patton :)
Patton my BOY
my head constantly: *aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee aint no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is total surprise to everyoneeee*
Ain't no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is a total surprise
ayy nice pfp
Okay but guys you gotta admit that 1:31 is BY FAR the best song from b99
Mia Isabelle i like how he’s smiling and enjoying it😂
It's the only song I can actually play on the guitar. Well that, and the baseline for smoke on the water.
agreed
Nah it's at 1:59
2:18 was a close second
jake is like the male phoebe with these songs
totally
I knoww!!😂😂
Do not refernece jake to a F.R.I.E.N.D
@@tedstone_4850 lol why 💀
Bharuni - I just don’t rlly like friends that much
I didn't realise how much Jake sings little songs until this masterpiece, thank you
That is me, exactly the same!!!!!
Couldn't agree more!
Dolly Harry Then you are not a true fan
Lorenzo Insigne Then you are not a true fan
@@SoPoroLOL dude that's cause I watch B99 literally all the time.. that's why
Lorenzo Insigne If you watch it all the time then you should know lol
2:21 the amount of times i’ve replayed this is unhealthy I NEED A FULL SONG
f r
do you listen to lonely island?
We’re d-driving in a
CAR
Destination drug dealer’s
BAR
Pass the mic right over to
CHARLES
We forgot Charles
Uma B but we can't turn back cause we went to farl
But we have to get Charles
What song is this
Can’t turn back cause we gone too
FARLES
But we have to get Charles
It was a good rhyme, though
0:12 beautiful
0:40 amazing
0:50 quality
1:20 underrated
1:30 *chef’s kiss*
1:42 classic
2:19 absolute bop
2:47 just impeccable
this is the compilation is the one i never knew i wanted...
this compilation is the one I never knew I wanted**
I has a stroke reading this comment
*needed
Emely Abreu yes we truly did need this
And needed
"Awwwww"
"We’re d-d-driving in a..
Car!
Destination : drugs dealer’s...
Bar!
Pass the mic right over to...
Charles!"
"We forgot Charles" XD
(2:20)
MY FAV ONE!!!🤍🤍
Stevie: "But we can't turn back because we've gone too farles"
but we cant go back cuz we went too farles
*The ghOsT Of tHe tALkiNg dOg hAuNts tHe PrEcinCT*
talking dog died :(
1:31 play this at my funeral pls.
This compilation cleared my skin, got me straight As, cured global warming and amy walked down the aisle with this in the background
Avanti Devdikar but before you did all that you developed technology that lets you go to other earths because it clearly didn’t happen on this one ☝️.
2000th like
It made me rich!
Same.
Jake the hero
Abs of steel
Sha🦋la💖la🌻la✨
Jake Peralta stopped me from giving up on men altogether
Mood
yes
amen
he is the 1% of my 99:1 ratio
sopie SAME HAHA
1:06 THAT WAS ACTUALLY SUCH A GREAT HARMONIZATION LMAOOOO
lyrics for future reference:
"ahhh skibadaskapkapbooparapanjazz jazzity jazz juice old jazz jizz jang jingle jAZZZ"
"ah skibaskapskoop this is super uncomfortable"
"and so unto the briefcase goes the crown - didn't sing it with me"
(dont know the language) "melopfmon myeskieliashonmosieur ponye onye soro kkAAZUU"
"sweebap sweebap bapam mm mab mab mab mab bab bab bab
"terry is gomez im cousin it you are wednesday - lets do this!"
"STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER!"
"rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa rosa diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz diaz rosa diaz rosa diaz diaz rosa rosa diaz diaz - you are so cool!"
"come with me, amy, to the dumpster! me and amy going diving in the dumpster"
"the pontiac bandit and jake are cops with the wise-cracking captain all over the rock, dont have intentions wherever they go! the talking dog flies in outerspace! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly dog! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly dog! arf arf arf f-fly fly f-fly"
"being wrong never felt so right with the adams family staying up all night!"
"jake the hero! abs of steel! shalalala~!"
"skibadabapbapbazz skibadadihfeaf daw!"
"2, 3, 4 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"well they stole their own books, its plain to see but who's on the case? the adams family!"
"ain't no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is a total surprise to everyoneee!"
"come on party tonight! wwaaaawwww!"
"rewind erfniferfninfer and!"
"cream in my coffee and rock and roll"
"awwwwww beat down boulevard is the toughest street in town and if you step to a gangster crew, you're bound to get beat down! a ha ha ha ha"
"doug judy and peralta and captain on a case, jokes on you they was always friends! now ima get my immunity! the ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct"
"AWWWWWWWW! we're d-d-driving in a car! destination: drug dealer's bar! pass the mic right over to CHARLES!"
"my hunch, my hunch, my lovely case-y hunch (come on jake sing it with me - nah that's not gonna happen, i will literally never) WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT HUNCH?! ALL THAT HUNCH INSIDE YOUR BRAIN! WE'RE GONNA SOLVE SOLVE SOLVE THIS CASE - SOLVE THIS CASE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!"
"tsa t t tsa tt dipity doo supa supa supa supa supa supa"
"jazz ;)"
edit: theres a lot of mistakes, english isnt my first language
"Wise-cracking"*, not "worst cucking" captain, but also thank you for this :D
Nazish Talati thanks for this! ill correct it lmao
perimeter lol thank you
hahaha it makes the video even funnier
The one with the language you didn't know is in estonian and they say: meil on fun, me teeme asju mis on ponev/põnev :) in translation: we are having fun, we are doing stuff that is interesting
No one:
Jake: *The ghost of the talking dog haunts the prescient!*
*presinct
Archie Hunter actually precinct
Somurai what’s that noise, it’s coming from over there, I think it’s... OH WAIT, ITS THE JOKE FLYING OVER YOUR HEAD.
Archie Hunter what
Somurai I misspelled precinct as a joke, to make fun of people who needlessly correct every grammatical error. Go to r/woosh if you still don’t understand.
Come with me Amy to the dumpster
Me and Amy going diving in the dumpster
Best.
And her face of disgust, priceless.
What song is that flow from?
Omg I was on that part when I read this
1:58 I really want a full version of beat-down boulevard. Lonely Island, make it happen!
Which episode?
@@islo.4450 S1 E21 ;)
@@hannemurre8406 thank you;)
I think we all need a Jake in our lives. Loved the Rosa song.
Believe me I have always been Jake
I want to be Jake but I'm scared ill annoy people TvT
1:42 that one was sick imagine this one with a beat
''you have 2 minutes 48 seconds left to live''
"whatcha gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain?" I looooove Charles and Jake singing
how do i tattoo this video
*caitlyn voice* so it’s been a year, have you figured how? bc i want one too
@@bengi888 lol😂
@@bengi888 easy, tattoo the qr code
Fran Bestani oh thanks genious
@@bengi888 Türk?
“me and amy going diving in the dumpster” actually slaps
I honestly feel like if Michael Scott had a kid, it would be Jake Peralta
Yes! But I think part of Jake's personality is the result of an absent father and Michael Scott would be a very loving father. Although he would probably be a bit of an annoying (cheesy) parent; which would result in Jake not wanting to spend a lot of time with Michael, resulting in a bad parental relationship ... So yes, Jake would be Michael Scott's son. What a good world!
Wait a second... (SPOILERS! [I guess] for the office ending!) Michael said he and Holly have kids on The Office series finale... *X-Files theme*
@@alexiaramirez9221 maybe he's (jake) adopted and is michael scott's biological son
@@PippyTheFan perfect comment. Reference to the office, b99, and the x files. Three of my favorite shows
@@PippyTheFan The timeline doesn't match but whatever
0:40 is underrated
00:17 too
It sounds better with the guitar.
Rosa is the best song but the fly dog and doug judy and peralta's duo are amazing. Jake is an iconic hero
Edit : WTF 1.1k likess thxsss lmao
ROSA. ROSA ROOOOOOSA. OH YEAH. BEAUTIFUL ROSA
O. D doug*
" *Ain't no party like a captain Holt's party* cause a captain Holt's party is a total surprise to everyone" 😂👏👍
0:03 check out Scully
you posted this seven months ago but you changed my life TODAY
OH MY GOD I LOVE BROOKLYN 99
WHOLESOME
Scully is tapping to the beat
scute
1:28. Why is this what my music class sounds like
this is all improv and I refuse to believe otherwise
It actually is, they did a couple of takes with the script and a couple without where andy or whoever could add funny lines and whatever got the most laughs was used in the final take
The songs aren't but most of the regular scenes are, all of them have at least one line/action that wasn't scripted
"jake the hero abs of steel, SHA LALALAAAAAA" such an underrated priceless song
When you have a jake peralta kind of friend your life will never be boring.
lyrics:
2, 3, 4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I think for the "Rosa song" Jake should've stolen Judy's rendition tbh
Gabe 91 oh, that would have been iconic
I think the same thing!
Why didn't he do that?
Rosa, Rosa, Rooossaaa. Oh yeah
Rosa, rosa, rooosa
I never realized how much he sang until I watched this.
You are
My fire
The one
Desire
Cryptex believe when I say I want it that way
It was number 5 number 5 killed my brother
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part
Rainbow Rocks Tell me Why🎵
@@blahblahlick4709 Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why🎶
0:49 LMAO THIS ONE IS JUST FUNNY LOOK AT JAKE BEING A FISH AND LOOK AT AMY
cream in my coffee and rock and roll
What episode is this from??
Season 1, episode 15
Never realized that Scully is snapping his fingers along to Jake's jazz scatting in the first clip. IDK, that's adorable.
He loves his boy Jakey lol
I've found myself singing cream in my coffee and rock and roll many times as i take a coffee break
Fernanda Tapia same
Anyone who watches that scene and doesn’t sing it afterwards needs to be spoken to
Best song
this is the one compilation that I have been waiting my whole life for
this video has ruined my life bc i'll start humming to myself at work and my coworker is like "what are u singing?" and i have to say it's something i heard on the radio bc the other option is explaining that i'm singing "come with me, amy to the dumpster... me and amy going diving in the dumpster"
Goddamn that happened to me in school
I sometimes randomly sing parts of Andy Samberg’s opening in the 67th emmys, and I have to pretend its an actual meaningful song, and not just Andy Samberg playing around.
Ahhhahahhhhahahjaahhaha
Specifically what I was looking for in the video. I have successfully weirded out my entire family since morning.
1:27 when is this gonna be on Spotify
1:59 IT'S MY FAVORITE
Vicky Brito cual es....como se llama esa cancion please
😂 I love the "UH HUH HUH HUH" or however its written
@@bella-jt9cb no that was pretty accurate
Which episode and which season ?.
Is that an actual song or has he just made it up
This was released on my birthday. I am so honoured.
I always wonder if these are scripted or improvised
John Demetriou i assumed a lot of them a scripted, but some like “cream in my coffee” would be impov
I like to believe a little bit of both
"Fly fly dog" line was definitely improvised
Bof
@@yaseensayyed972 yeah Samberg looks so surprised but goes along with it anyway
DIDN'T KNOW I TOTALLY NEEDED THIS UNTIL TODAY. THANK YOU.
*THE TALKING DOG HAUNTS THE PRECINCTTTT*
1:25 never fails to make me absolutely lose it
2:00 beat down boulevard, it’s the toughest street in town.
It took ages to realise that this isn’t a real song..
samaksh soni which epiode
Sameee I still believe I heard it somewhere!!!!
sounds a bit like rappers delight by sugerhill gang
@@runeS2000 yesss!!!!! Omg.... i knew i’ve heard this song before!
I love the ‘me and Amy going diving in a dumpster’
rosarosarosarosarosarosarosarosa diazdiazdiazdiazdiazdiazdiazdiaz rosadiaz rosadiaz diazrosa rosadiazzzzz you are so cooooool
Charlottelucyjane
lmao 😂
Rosa: You had to hear it with the guitar.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE THING AND YOU DID THE THINK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE THING
this is better than any vine compilation on this website
Also cost many millions of dollars more to make :P
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH
2.3.4 🎸🎸... haaaaaaaaaaaa
isaackrp Oh I'd definitely give that trick a try.
Same hahahaha
Folk punk in a nutshell
1:26
Jake:
2 3 4 AHHH AHHHH AAAAHHH
Me:XD *DIES OF LAUGHTER*
Are you gonna annoy him into confessing? Yeah 2 3 4 AAAAAAAA
'Case-cation, all I ever wanted... Case-cation, had to get away!'
come with me
AMY to the dumpster
me and amy going diving in the dumpsters
😍😍😍😍
That one’s my favourite 😂😂
best 99 compilation yet! thanks for that.
STARE IN TO THE MAGGOT DRAWER
I love the STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER
Love how the mic was actually passed over to Charles at 2:28 ;)
Who wasn't even there lmaoo
Right?! Like, yeah, sure, they forgot to actually take him with, but they still wanted him to join in!
Pass the mic right over to CHARLES!
(Oh uhh, what do I do? (Panics))
Uhh... my hunch, my hunch, my lovely Casey hunch!
🔥
2:09 personal favorite (I love Doug&Jake)
The this is super uncomfortable song is my favorite one
I don't remember wich episode it is.
The Audit 3x13
Askisis skap scoop this is super uncomfortable
I didn’t know I needed this. Andy is a true genius
cured my depression, thank you.
1:48 is actually CJ's song, I think Jake is just imitating him
Yup
It's called the lonely island
Ain’t no party like a captain holt party cause a captain holt party is a total suprise to everyoneee
1:27 me internally all the time
Doug Judy and Jake are the best 💎
Is it bad that I remember every single word in this video
🇮🇱😁💪
גאיה גולדברג my hunch my hunch
מאשראיל?
عربيٌ انا
ממש לא
2 3 4 AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
how can it be
This compilation is a complete blessing.
the times the actors almost laughed:
0:50 melissa
1:14 both terry and steph (terry actually laughed)
1:33 andy himself
Melissa didn't almost laugh, terry was in character and so was andy. Your comment is incorrect
Josh Wilson you must be fun at parties.
@@gothicwebby2097 Oh yeah I'm a hoot
Josh Wilson you’re a captain holt?
LOOOL I got a Jake from State Farm ad as soon as this ended
Jake should have used Doug Judy's song on Rosa in front of Rosa, it would have been iconic
Legend has it jake is still singing
*AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHhHHhHhHhHhhhhhHHh*
13 dislikes are Teddy's fake accounts
163 👁👄👁 he do be mad doe
A video we did not deserve but a video we needed.
I end up watching this once a day lol. Every time it shows up, I watch it. So good
I love how no one reacts to Jake's weird singing (except for Dough Judy of course) 😅
god i love him, his song at 1:58 is so good and 2:21
I didn’t know how much I needed this video in my life until today
The dumpster one is my favourite ❤😂
Sweta Swaminathan what episode was that?
Jhinigami Operation Broken Feather - Season 1
Mine too😂😂😂😂
this is a work of art thank you for your service
I wanna see jake and Judy back together in season 6 😭
Ranvir Ratia oh yeah yeah me too bother
It h a p p e n e d
download the 6th season. The Judy episode is truly amazing
i remember this compilation every once in a while and it makes me happy
0:49 personal fav
Same
Me too
Yup
LMAOOO scully snapping and vibing in the background of the first scene gets me everytime
Andy scream singing to Kid Cudi is the content i expected from this show.
didnt know how much i needed this
i'm in the middle of stressing over finals but this made me laugh so hard thank you for this masterpiece
I need to stop watching scenes of Brooklyn 99 on TH-cam. It's all I can remember during my tests
U during a test. COME WITH ME AMY TO A DUMPSTER ME AND AMY GOING DIVING IN A DUMSTER.
Charles: 🎵 My hunch, my hunch, my lovely case-y hunch 🎵 C'mon Jake sing with me
Jake: That's never gonna happen I'm literally never gonna--🎵 Whatcha gonna do with all that hunch?? 🎵
This is literally my best friend and I 😂😂😂
🎶whatcha gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside yo' brain?🎶
F.A. B. Solve this solve this case right in you’re face!
@@ZbJeeBies we're gonna solve solve solve this case, solve this case right in your face!
No one:
Not a single soul in the universe:
My Brain at 3 am: 1:26